#adoption scene

[faeriekit]

"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."

The body didn't move.

"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."

And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.

Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.

The dead body sat up.

Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"

Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.

Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.

"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."

The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.

"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."

The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.

It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.

#I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of Talons #people have definitely done it before but this scene came to me in a vision #a horrible caffeinated vision #could absolutely be an excuse for #talon!dick #talons #dp x dc #faer fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #talon!au #dcu crossover #death tw #well. the funeral industry anyway #medical tw #just in case #corpse tw #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #free to a good home

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny #i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh #because im still giggling over it #praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it #fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene #her name was soe and I changed my username for her #she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships #so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #ofmd fanart #edward teach #taika waititi #blackbeard #ofmd 2 fanart #my art #digital art

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

#red said #also there are posts and tweets like THIS IS JUST FOR MCU FANS #like please go on demonstrating how you've adopted 'mcu fan' as a shorthand for 'person who likes films i don't' #or 'person who likes films that are popular' #because the defining features of mcu films are that they're high budget irony poisoned derivative works #targeted at a broad audience so aiming to be accessible and inoffensive #and it really seems. like 'accessible' is the part of that you object to #bc EEAAO is a highly original A24 indie film with a 14.5m budget which is NOTHING #it's made mostly with practical effects and sets #and most importantly it's beautifully painfully earnest. it's never trying to shy away or go Hey Look How Silly This Is 😏 #everything is driven by its earnest desire to talk about specific themes #i think the people comparing it negatively to mcu films are stuck on the fact that it's about a multiverse and it's got jokes #and colourful action scenes #but they miss that the referential jokes (like racacoonie) and setpieces aren't the point of the film

[starrysharks]

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#zeno's art #adopt #adoptable #character adopt #scene #scene queen #zombies #twitter vs tumblr WHO WILL BUY HER FIRST?????

[follows-the-bees]

I love this photo because you get to see the unseen bts roles.

- The person kneeling, hidden from camera, and holding the actor up.

- The camera people, and how they protect themselves and the equipment from the rain.

- How Taika is standing on something solid so he doesn't slip on the wet wooden floor in the rain. He is sitting on the cannon but his feet are slip-proof.

- The only live green screens are the ones in the shot.

Filmmaking. Gorgeous.

Photo Credit

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd edward teach #taika waititi #ofmd filmmaking analysis #behind the scenes #i love filmmaking #adopt our crew #saveofmd

[saltpepperbeard]

Pirate Daddy has turned the tides; let's get our crew adopted! 💜🏴‍☠️ For Netflix, request new programming here, or call 888-638-3549 For Amazon, provide feedback here, or call 888-280-4331 For Apple, provide feedback here, or call 800-275-2273 For overall efforts, continuing sharing and signing the petition here

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #SaveOFMD #Renew as a crew #Adopt our crew #OFMD Season 2 #Edward Teach #Taika Waititi #Frenchie #Joel Fry #Edit #ofmdedit #ofmdgifs #ofmdblog #ofmdsource #ofmdaily #season 2 scenes stop being dark challenge hsjkdhslkds

[masterofiodine]

cap is in his element

#im in love with the idea of modern AU cap being a wedding planner #< not my idea but i adopted it #the captain #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts fanart #fanart #love this scene and the whole episode #moi is arting

[waitineedaname]

not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (bonded pair)

#I think more character dynamics should be described as bonded pairs #are two characters very attached to each other in a way that's hard to define? bonded pair. #are two characters rarely seen in a scene without each other? bonded pair #do two characters get anxious when separated? bonded pair #I don't mean this in a weird way I mean it in the way cats will be bonded when at a shelter together or something #this can apply to so many characters I think #regardless of whether they're romantic or platonic or whatever #most necrocav duos in tlt for example #and too many duos in fma to count #like obviously knowing me im thinking about greedling #but also the elric brothers or mustang and hawkeye #but also. many of the side characters. #doing my massive spreadsheet (almost done btw!) has shown to me that jerso and zampano are almost always in the same scene #that's a bonded pair babey #brosh and ross too. to me. #anyway. someone once left the tags ''bonded pair do not separate'' on a greedling post of mine and i haven't stop thinking about it #that's just how I conceptualize their dynamic now #two cats that have to be adopted together or else they'll start destroying furniture

[queerly-autistic]

I'm imagining David Jenkins in all these different meetings with executives going 'hey, watch this' and then texting Samba the secret code-word before sitting back with his arms smugly folded as the executive gets a front-row seat to the internet exploding in real time.

#yes it's tinhatty #no i don't care #samba could have dumped this all at once but he's not done that #he could have dumped the merstede face touch and the shot of rhys as merstede and the boyfriend scene all at once #it would have made sense #but instead ofmd gets to have a big explosion and trend wildly on multiple occasions because he separated them out #ofmd #save ofmd #save our flag means death #renew our flag means death #renew ofmd #adopt our crew #be a lighthouse #samba schutte #david jenkins #our flag means death

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰 #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

[abyssalreds]

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS 5x11 ‘Twilight Goodbye’ 

#aya koda #bram stoker #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsdedit #hyeahbsd #ayra edits #he's no longer a brampack </3 #love that the first thing he does when aya wakes up is adopt her (bc this is totally what happens in this scene) #he's her dad boogie woogie

[shakingparadigm]

shoutout to CURE for fucking everyone over by showing us bits of the video that turned out to be not as important as we theorized them to be

#SHOUTOUT TO THE “EXTENDED METEOR SCENE” (2 FRAMES) #SHOUTOUT TO THE “FULL TILL HUMAN EXPERIMENT BACKSTORY” (5 SECONDS) #SHOUTOUT TO THE “IVANTILL ADOPTION FIRST MEETING” (3 FRAMES) #we were FOOLS. #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #alien stage till #ivantill #alien stage round 6

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

#he makes me feel so emo #this life was never meant for you but your fate was forced #the way dutch (and hosea) talks to arthur like he's stupid will never sit right with me #like they've been by his side over 20 years they KNOW he isn't stupid because if he was he would have been gone a long time ago #not only is arthur incredibly emotionally smart but he's a trained conman vault breaker gunslinger horse rider you name it #the fact that his own adoptive parents break him down like that hurts #it's a manipulation tactic on dutch's end - break your victims self esteem to make them chase your praise and approval #hosea I believe has just gone along with that kind of attitude but in a different way he just likes to jest lightheartedly #arthur doesn't see the difference though and it's understandable but he takes it to heart #the worst part is that hosea sees through his tough guy act and has called arthur out on it #his act is a defence mechanism to protect himself from being too vulnerable - in arthur's mind #and it isn't a sudden thing it's very likely something that has built over the years given the life he has lived #and hosea notices he knows this #but they still jab at arthur #oh it hurts #is he your son dutch? or is he your guard dog? your personal workhorse? #playing through the second time is opening my eyes more and more #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick rants #mick gifs #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #liveblogging #you guys gotta understand - arthur seeks and longs for dutch's approval he'll never say it but it's the key motive behind his loyalty #and arthur *rejects* dutch's comfort #he doesn't *want* dutch to pat him on the shoulder because he knows dutch is digging them an even deeper hole #he doesn't want that touch he craves #it's so insanely monumental for such a small scene because it shows us how arthur feels without telling us

[indigosabyss]

Kamala texting Bruno some time after the Marvels to catch him up:

Kamala: You've been replaced as the white person in the family gatherings btw Bruno: what Bruno: by who??? Kamala: Carol Danvrse Kamala: srry gtg ammis calling Bruno: NO COME BACK WHAT???

#she's saying this during the scene where they're helping carol move into Monica's house #the marvels #kamala khan #ms marvel #bruno carrelli #captain marvel #carol danvers #the khans adopting carol supremacy

[kolaepup]

Emo Freckle Glow Shark Adopt!!

Emo shark time.. <3 this glowy freckle feesh is looking for a home!

Starting bid: $1 Autobuy: $350

i take paypal and others! payment plans OK, just please message me your plan first!!

comes with NSFW + SFW + piercing/no piercing HD versions!

base by teranen edits, design by me kolae

Auction ends 24hrs after last bid or AB thank you ;w;/

TO BID: pls message me your bid, or reply in the comments! thank you!

#furry #anthro #art #kolae #furry art #adopt #adoptable #furry adoptable #shark #shark furry #shark girl #teranen #character adopt #character for sale #character design #emo #goth #scene #glow #glowing

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

How to easily distinguish the Stone triplets from one another:

Eliot:

Jacob:

Alex:

( Inspired by this post.)

#leverage #the librarians #almost paradise #christian kane #eliot spencer #jacob stone #alex walker #don't get me wrong they're all smart yet dumb badasses #but they all have subtle differences! #why yes i am of the opinion that the boys are separated triplets #eliot and alex are confirmed to be adopted so it's possible #i love them all #I'd been wanting to gif this for a while but couldn't find the perfect scene for alex #then season 2 provided it! #and so here we are! #ghostly'sgifs