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No, we do not process Ember on the premises.
No, our car is not possessed.
No, we are not affiliated with acolytes of Satan.
Yes, we do slay vampires every Thursday night.
And once they're outside of city limits, they're fair game.
What are you going to do about it?
~ ~ A. Vial, head occultist and frustrated alchemist
Addendum: D.R, please lock out the fuck-wit before he says anything else.
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miss-atropine · 7 months
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Alchemist babysists her boyfriend's imp 🔥
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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Decadent. Disastrous. Desire. (ao3)
(Rated M)
With the Ministry isolated and basking in darkness, its occupants and visitors avoid their duties and succumb to their desires. Desires that are sometimes deadly.
Part 2 of Vol.3 has begun. Updates will be every couple of days :)
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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The D.D.D Vol.3 is now go
The first part is here
Uploads will be weekly, just so I get plenty of time to write the rest :)
Enjoy 🖤
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miss-atropine · 9 months
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For the ask (that I’m also late to 💀)
☀️☀️☀️
☀️ - What's your favorite part of your WIP?
It's hard to pick one part - mainly because there's so much 😭 - but there's definitely some interesting new characters coming up that have been a blast write. We'll be diving headfirst into lore territory in the next installment so things are about to get serious.
There's lots of Aemelia, lots of Crux, lots of Baggie, sprinkles of Nekid here and there (too much of him and he starts to takeover 😆) and lots of new stuff too...
Chaotic things are 🧪 c o o k i n g 🧪
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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I am looking for Miss Vial's opinion on what makes for a good alchemist's belt. I'm starting to work on my Halloween costume. I'm not doing Aemelia but creating my own version of a Ministry Alchemist, possibly a ghoul version. Thanks! And extra thanks for putting Krampus in the latest DDD chapters!
FWD: RE : what makes a good alchemy belt?
I assume the scripture department’s going to paste the whole of this email – damn those incompetent boneheads– so... first off, no. I did not choose this business address, that was down to some fuck-wit’s horny imagination...
Alright, a good belt depends on what tickles your fancy. It’s all about the practicality for me. The more pouches, the better. Tool belts can pass. But I’m all for the old, witchy looking shit too, the stuff that looks like this:
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Or if you’re going for style, and are thinking of wobbling your arse later on:
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Or maybe you’re a more stealthy, corporate alchemist (although they’re not much to look at, they’re unbelievably lightweight in comparison, even Ron had one of these):
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Mind your tinctures, and not your manners. I hope you have a frightfully awful Halloween. Knowing my luck, I certainly will.
~ Ae
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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Desolate Devils Disappear (ao3)
(Rated M)
With an upcoming tour on the horizon, Papa Emeritus IV is forced to face his demons.
Part 3 of Vol.3 is now live. Updates will be every other day :)
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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A complaint M.M.M has recently received:
Sensitive details have been redacted to ensure the sender remains anonymous
To the two blithering idiots that dealt with our house last week,
How can you call yourselves occultists, let alone experts? You were tasked with dealing with our ghost problem. We didn't want the spirits removed from the ------- estate, we only wished to have them calmed.
Therefore, the ------- estate is no longer classified as haunted. Visitors were our main source of income, we wish to come to some sort of agreement and receive appropriate compensation. If you are unable to meet our demands, our lawyers will be contacting you within the next 30 days.
Reluctant regards,
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Apparently the financial benefit of the spirits was more important to this arsey aristocrat than the fact the local apparitions wanted to finally move on after four centuries. If greed runs in the family it's no wonder they wanted to get shot of the place.
There's no compensation where ghosts are concerned. To bring a successful case to court, you'll have to prove they're real.
Good luck, buttercup.
~ ~ A. Vial, head occultist and frustrated alchemist
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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Imagine seeing these two occult dorks on your doorstep
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And of course, complementary moustache and shades version:
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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The D.D.D investigate a little too close to home...
Part 4 : Treacherous Underfoot
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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Do you know what I finally looked up today?
The translation of cipolletta
and I’m 😂😂😂
he’s been calling her an /onion/ this whole time???????
Yep. 😆
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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Ayo what aemelia be thinking about all this
I mean first copia kinda leaks his own fkn album and make everybody lose their shit
Then he drops that absolute VIBE on us unexpectedly
Mans out there wildin
Ohhh Aemelia’s jamming as we speak. You can bet she got that track on repeat in the apothecary... and debating whether to add it to the D.D.D’s answer machine.
Meanwhile, Copia’s like tee hee hee and very proud of himself
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miss-atropine · 3 years
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The second part of The Diabolic Disobedience Dept. (Vol.2) is here. (Like always, updates will arrive every few days) 🖤
Here’s a complementary (and completely unrelated) Copia...
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miss-atropine · 2 years
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plEASE WHATs AEMELIAS REACTION OMG
No one will see her around the Ministry for weeks.
You'll find her in the confines of her attic with the album on repeat.
In other words... do not disturb. She's busy being emotional™ 😆
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miss-atropine · 3 years
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Gonna have to ask the DDD to go investigate the steam I s2g what does it meeeeaaan 😂😭😩
Oh my god... yes. This would be a fitting case for the D.D.D.
It would honestly drive Aemelia crazy. And Copia would just be sat there with a huge smile on his face while she tried to piece everything together...
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