#also i swear ill get to the asks

[lnfours]

10.9k of you???? thank you so much??? oh my fucking god???

#i’m gonna start crying. #if u told little old jordan #that people liked the things she wrote #she’d think you were crazy #i can’t believe it omg thank u sm #MWAAAH 💋 #i love you all SO FUCKING MUCH. #💌 — jordan #also i swear ill get to the asks #UGH

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[plulp]

MORE HAPRER PLEATHE HES SO FINE

youve asked this at such a good time because i had just had a harper design explanation idea and i wasnt sure if i should make it or not:

#im sorry i didnt do something more serious i tried to thats what ive been doing for the past since you sent this ask but. i couldnt #im sorry but feel free to send another ask and itll take me longer to get to it but ill draw something serious next time promise #my art #asks #harper the doctor #dol #anonymouse #sorry its not my usual style for this blog #just couldnt get it right with the other things #i also had to make like 4 new brushes because my old ones didnt feel right anymore #sigh. such is the life i lead #because i do think the side bun is cute but i do Not think harper would settle for that if there wasnt a good reason #my reasoning is that. harper cant tie their hair #please clap #im trying to find what this looks like though but i cant #but i swear one of these panels looks exactly like something ive drawn before #i just cant put my finger on it #maybe it was a sketch i deleted or something i have no idea #EDIT: found it it was a sketch on whiteboard my friend took a screenshot of #i dont feel right putting this in the dol tags because this is literally nothing. something that only applies to my design of harper #but i do want to keep my blog sorted :(

[choccy-milky]

Me waiting (im)patiently for the next chapter:

LMFAOOO SOON I SWEAR!!🧎‍♀️🙏💖💖 IM TRYING TO AIM FOR SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND fine print: which can be as late as sunday at 11:59pm EST BAHAHA but im already 11.8k words in and i havent even gotten halfway thru what was written in my outline for the chap so uhhhh either the chap is gonna cut off at a jarring moment OR its gonna be like 30k words at this rate (more likely) bc theres a part i want to end it on and im VERY STUBBORN about ending it there😤but maybe i can wrangle it to around the 20k word mark still we'll see BUT IM GLAD UR LOOKIN FORWARD TO IT!!😇

#ask #i also might end up posting the chap early without any art if i cant get around to it and then make the tumblr post a few days later #when i have time to draw somethin for the chap #BUT WELL SEE #also dragons dogma 2 is coming out tomorrow at 8pm for me oh god i swear ill still try and work on the chap even with that distraction #i made clora and seb in it hehehe prepare for screenshots

[bug-bites]

hai… may i have some romantic n fluffy webslinger x reader hcs please? thank u!!

cowboys n' kisses

tw: brief mentions of the cowboy hat rule (nothing suggestive or nsfw) but other than that, nothin!

pairing: patrick "web-slinger" o'hara x gn!reader

characters: patrick "web-slinger" o'hara

authors note: yes ofc!! sorry this took so long for me to finish but i hope you enjoy!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

it doesn't matter how you identify in terms of gender, this man is going to call you partner

he absolutely LOVES seeing you wear his hat. its not even related to the cowboy hat rule (he, in my opinion, could not care less about it) he just likes seeing you wear his things, you look a little silly but he adores it

you know how some people do the little guess who thing and cover your eyes from behind? he does that but uses his hat instead of his hands

if you're dating him you're going to learn how to ride a horse.

no literally this isn't an innuendo, like he forces you to learn.

him and widow literally have a telepathic connection, you are going to get along with this man's horse if you intend on staying with him

dont worry though!! he is going to be with you the entire time, right behind you, hands holding yours as you clutch onto the reins or holding your waist

if you're like me and you are lowkey terrified of horses he would be constantly reassuring you

"i gotcha darlin', just hold onto the reins like that- there you go. see you're a natural at this" "i literally have nearly fell half a dozen times." "still better than my first time"

he's lying. this man came out the womb with the ability to ride a horse like nobody's business

but he loves going on late night rides with you, could spend hours listening to you, as you and him and widow, cant forget her wander around under the stars

he's a sucker for old timey nicknames like honey, darlin', sweetheart, that sort of thing!

greets you with a forehead and always makes sure to say goodbye with a forehead kiss

actually he just loves giving you forehead kisses. out of nowhere sometimes he gives you a small peck on the forehead for funsies

this man loves doing finger guns and making a little "pew pew!" sound. he will not stop if you dont do it back.

#i just had to make him silly #spider-man? more like silly-man #slowly working my way thru asks guys i swear ill get them all done sooner or later :] #across the spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse headcanons #atsv headcanons #webslinger #patrick o'hara #webslinger atsv #spiderman #webslinger x reader #x reader #atsv x reader #ALSO I HAD NO CLUE TILL NOW HIS NAME IS PATRICK??? #hehe patty cakes o'hara

[questionablealibi]

About to draw these two going at each other's necks again

!TW!

Drawn blood (not colored), eye contact, multiple eyes (stay safe!)

Same text, different fonts of "fucked up"

Honestly simply started off w me wanting to draw them side by side but then i blinked and then suddenly this was sitting on my screen /silly

Now to pick between two songs that i have in mind for the aforementioned "going at each other's throats" :'D

#Alibi! #DW!! Its not /all/ going to be violence!!! I wanna touch on the whole #Hating their codependency on each other and the fact that all they have is one another but also they pity each other and shit #Because they know theyre both stuck #But at the same time sometimes rhey just screw each other over #Please tell me you get what im putting down #I WANNA TOUCH ON HOW THEYRE SO #“MIXED” #THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO COMPLICATED DBSHS #I swear ill get to the asks in my inboxes soon please LET ME INDULGE MSYELF FIRST IMBSORRY :'D #the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #tspud narrator #tsp stanley #tspud stanley

[tachyon-omlette]

Eda gets a Yatter account (based on a conversation I had with @soundcrusher​, ft. @thewiglesswonder​‘s oc Mac - or, well, her Yatter account)

full image:

(and without the green optic filter)

#tachyon-art #transformers #maccadam #tfa #transformers oc #oc: eda of unicron #sentinel prime #the rest are just yatter accounts so i dont think i'll tag for em #yes this is based on the 'well i can pick him up like this' cat #soundcrusher when you see this i swear ill draw flinch & other autobots but I had to get this out of my system #& wig thank you for being patient & letting me ask about yatter handles #REALIZING THIS TOOK ME 3 HOURS #dedication to the craft ig #YES this is also the yatter page from the almanac vol2 but slightly edited because WHY in god's name would I make a bg myself #that being said the bg from the sentinel picture is also from one of the almanacs. thank you tfa almanacs #anyway I hope this is funny. sideways is making a cameo too see if you can find it #and for those of you who would call me a sentinel enjoyer know that i do this to torment him. i want him to suffer for his arrogance #(kept the trending yatts the same because this picture wouldve probably been taken while they were still relevant)

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#winters ramblings #seriously its SO funny when that happens because every time its like ??? the FUCK kind of thoughts do you have #to ask HOW i resist doing evil shit all the time because i dont fear god because i dont believe in God?? #what kind of fucked up person do you haveto be to only resist killing people because of fear of a higher power?? #these are people to avoid because typically they also come with the issue of using their religion to make any action they want #perfectly Good and Moral because GOD said it its in the BIBLE whether thats true or not and like bible or no #if you have no intrinsic sense of morality i dont want to hear about atheist morality from you lmao #not that athiests lack issues i swear to god white dudes who evangelize atheism like its their new religion #have WILDLY missed the point and often suffer the same problem as the aforementioned Christians #wherein the onky thing thats ever given them any kind of pushback is the church so they decide RELIGION is horrible and bad as a whole #which isnt true religion can be a perfectly lovely amazing thing for people but that brand of atheist #doesnt seem to understand that people turned away from the church because of wide spread abuse and discrimination not because #believing in god makes you literally mentally ill like some of these fuckos act like. abelist AND shite to religious folks in one fowl swoop #so you know atheists have problems too but like they arent making laws in their beliefs images across the world so you know #temper the criticism with how influential the group actually is although richard dawkins types DID get a lot of space to spew their idiocy #like dawkims if you think youre SOOOO much smarter than christians how come you have ALL the same misogyny problems?? #youre not that smart and logical if youve decided a whole kind of person is inherently less than you buddy. in fact thats very Christian #of him actually. funny when that happens but again if you dont actually know WHY something is a problem #its very easy to say Thats Bad and then literally do the exact same thing you just condemned because when YOU do it its no longer bad #because its got YOUR flavor of fucked up morality on it now instead of being like hmm maybe Christianity isnt a problem #because it EXISTS but because a lot of people use their religion as a pointed barb to discriminate against huge swaths of people #and often the intolerance becomes a legal issue when Christians and other religious majorities shove through laws based on EXCLUSIVELY their #religions and opinions and that doesnt mean religion should be dismantled it means we ahould tell religious folk who would know what #morality was if it fucked them up the ass to shut up and figure out what morality is outside of rekigion before they start legislating about #it and whatnot. also i wish extreme opinions werent ALL the news focused on exclusively on the political right #can we platform some NORMAL well adjusted christians who are god loving AND not a bunch of wingnuts #who are two steps away from arguing thou shall not kill only applies to people they LIKE because they dont seem to understand #maybe murder is bad when EVERYONE does it not just The Bad People??!?!

[calkale]

"you look good"

#what is up with my art today #its not bad enough to not post but its not good enough that I want to post it #no one say 'oh its great what are you talking about' let me complain #pennymav #also honckity I saw your ask about western pennymav and one day I swear ill get to that I love your mind #pete maverick mitchell #penny benjamin #top gun #top gun maverick #calkaleart

[askfussyfangs]

Greetings, I Am Kanaya! I Have Recently Discovered This Odd Website And Have Decided To Make An Account.

Honestly, Decided Is Such A Loose Term... Perhaps "Mildly, Passive-Aggresively Coerced" Would Be More Accurate....

In Any Case, I Believe This Site, Similarly To Trollian, Can Bypass The Laws Of Time And Space. Which Means There Are Many Of You Seeing This. Um.. Ask Away, I Suppose!

//I got the idea to make one of these from reading @askinsufferableprick so check them out if you see this//

#// #thank you user askinsufferableprick youve encouraged me #anyways #ill be using this as an excuse to practice my art too so im gonna try my best with backgrounds #honestly #this style is a little detailed for me to keep up w in an ask blog #so it might get simpler as we go #and yes less green ass colouring i swear #OH ALSO! #pre sgrub #ok thas it #homestuck #homestuck ask blog #ask blog #askfussyfangs #ask kanaya maryam #ask kanaya #kanaya maryam

[good-beanswrites]

Ahh ive been reading some of your writings and they're just so warm and fluffy to read (if that makes sense??) Though i cant really express it in the tags ;; also if its alright, may i please request blanket with mikoto or tears with fuuta? - @erimnar

Omg thank you -- I've been so grateful for your tags! :)) And thanks for the requests, I had a lot of fun with these woo! I went with a real fun one for Mikoto/Blanket (once again, picture T1 minigram vibes) and I'll post a slightly angstier one for Fuuta/Tears soon 👍

“Mikotoooo, just share with Muu,” the girl pouted. “I mean it!”

He scooted out of her reach. “What are you gonna do, stab me about it?”

Muu’s jaw dropped, but there was no real horror behind it. “Maybe!” She lunged for him again. 

After a strange rattling from the walls had woken some in the middle of the night, all the heat in the prison had seeped away. Es had left to fix it immediately, and no one had seen them for hours. In Mikoto’s opinion, they seemed better versed in law than plumbing and mechanical fixes. He had no idea how long they’d all be shivering like this in the winter chill.

The prisoners walked around all morning in a mismatch of spare layers. Mahiru giggled inside one of Shidou’s extra doctor coats, far too big on her. Mikoto hadn’t stopped laughing that Shidou owned extra doctor coats in the first place. Yuno’s stylish hats could be spotted on several of the prisoners, Mikoto included. (He’d given his own beanie to Kazui, earlier.) Fuuta had handed out a concerning amount of sweatshirts, and Muu had some fashionable scarves that gave enough warmth to be useful.

In addition to the ridiculous getups, they each carried their bed sheets around their shoulders. Mikoto was surprised to find himself the envy of the group.

A while back he’d requested a weighted blanket; he remembered finding one helpful when work got too overwhelming. Milgram had provided a fairly large one, though he felt it hadn’t worked as well here. He didn't expect it to cause a stir until Shidou pointed out that its weight would make it even warmer than his own. Following that, it didn’t take long to attract the small army of murderous children that were after him. 

As he stepped away from Muu, Yuno leapt at his other side, ready to snatch the blanket off of him. Although Haruka and Amane were too nervous to make a grab at him, they stood anxiously nearby rooting for his loss. Mahiru had jumped in as well. Her quick movements forced Mikoto to spin around and draw it even closer around his shoulders. Caring less about the blanket, but always ready to tackle someone, Fuuta joined the scuffle.

It wasn't like Mikoto cared about the blanket, either. He had no issue sharing it with the others. He knew the attitude in the prison had been dropping recently. Despite the brief camaraderie from sharing articles of clothing, everyone’s mood had been especially bitter today. As physical discomfort added to their mental strain, things could go south quickly. The place needed to liven up a bit.

He stepped back from the blanket thieves, flicking the corner of it from Fuuta’s hands. 

“Not so fast!”

Fuuta fumed. “You asshole…”

Yuno, meanwhile, seemed up for the challenge. “You’re quick!”

“I’ve had a bit of experience…” He flashed a wicked grin. Mikoto didn’t talk about his family much, but a few of the others knew he grew up on fairly good terms with a younger sister. His big brother instincts had developed just fine.

He darted this way and that. He faked and sidestepped and spun. As his opponents grew bolder, he ended up sweeping the blanket off his back. He swung it around the room with less effort than expected. He was stronger than he looked, and easily kept the girls at bay while wrestling Fuuta for the blanket. He let out a laugh as he fought back against all the grabbing hands. Taking advantage of the height difference, he lifted it directly over his head.

The position wasn’t the most secure, though. His taunts were quickly replaced by feigned cries as the others dragged him to the ground. As they pinned him down, a cheer erupted from Haruka before he covered his mouth. The others joined in the celebration as they claimed their prize.

Mikoto lamented, “you’re so cruel… you’re all so cruel…” It was good, he thought, hearing them all laugh.

The loss of his blanket wasn’t his only punishment. Heaving an exhausted breath, Yuno flopped down directly on top of him. She tucked herself and Muu into the blanket. Then Mahiru wiggled in, beckoning to Amane and Haruka. By the time they all nestled in, there was just barely enough room for Fuuta to squeeze in with everyone. 

Mikoto wheezed from under the pile of prisoners.

“Okay, okay,” he said. “You win. Fuck -- let me breathe...”

Mahiru just made herself more comfortable. “But you’re so warm!” The others muttered their agreement. Not one showed any sign of moving. The prison was far too cold to give up heat like this, after all.

“That’s because you all made me work so hard!” He huffed. “Come on.”

“What are you gonna do?” Muu giggled, doing a poor impression of his voice, “murd--”

“-- Aw, shaddup…”

#milgram #mikoto kayano #muu kusunoki #and others #it was silly but i was still able to wiggle some of my serious headcanons in! #mikoto being able to read a room and know when and how to pick things up with a bit of charisma #him having great big brother/roughhousing/antagonizing for no reason instincts sdfdsfds #and having a lot of stress relief habits that he swears by - and then cant understand why they arent working #(because orekoto usually does all the stress relief with physical exertion) #oh and also the fact that hes really chill about joking about their situation in milgram sfdsdfgfd 💀 #thank you sm for the requests! #and i mean it -- i was so happy seeing your tags ;-; ty for the kind words! #also ive been on this site for a while and its the first time ive seen that 'tagging a sideblog on an anon ask' trick so you get notified #thats so smart omg #ill tag you whenever i post the fuuta one #i know i dont have to do both prompts but theres no way im missing an opportunity to make my fave cry hehehe >:3 #drabbles

[baeshijima]

HELLO IM CLAWING MY WAY OUT FROM IA TO SAY HAPPY 4.1 LIVESTREAM FOR TMRW AND NEUVILLETTE REVEAL AND WRIOTHESLEY REVEAL AND NEUVILLETTE KIT AND NEUVILLETTE WEAPON AND NEUVILLETTE BANNER AND NEUVILLETTE STORY QUEST AND NEUVILLETTE NAME CARD AND NEUVILLETTE RUNNING AROUND AND JUMPING ON OUR SCREENS AND NEUVILLETTE IDLES AND NEUVILLETTE VOICE OVERS AND NEUVILETTE IN THE TEAPOT AND NEUVILETTE ICONS AND SOON NEUVILLETTE PV AND DEMO AND COLLECTED MISCELLANY AND NEUVILLETTE

and also im moving into my university dorms on sunday morning so i will still be somewhat ia until sunday or monday 🫡

#sophie's idle chatter #THROWING UP HES SO CLOSE #WHILE I WANT HIM TO BE PHASE ONE SO I CAN GET HIM QUICKER I ALSO WANT HIM PHASE TWO SO I HAVE SAVINGS #OURRGGHHH #anyway im not ready. for both the livestream and moving into the dorms. mainly the livestream tho. #I HOPE UVE ALL BEEN WELL AND I WILL ANSWER ASKS WHEN I HAVE TIME #MOOTS IF U MESSAGED ME ON DISCORD ILL GET TO IT WHEN IM FREE I SWEAR 😭😭

[nazumichi]

sorry to continue the Chemistry Group Project Saga, but yeah uhh none of them showed up today. which they did not alert me to in advance. like at all.

#raii talks a lot #im just writing the whole essay because it’s been three weeks now with no response apart from “ill get to it” NOOO DO IT NOWWW 💥💥💥 #and then the girl who I asked to make the recipe didn’t even have like. units of measurement. or function of ingredients. #girl how can you want it to be “tangled themed” if you didnt even take your recipe from a bath bomb that looks purple. no units…. #I swear to god if I have to do everything and then if I ask for someone to present a power point (THAT I MADE) #because i hate presenting and I don’t know these people and they’re like “um isn’t that your job” #ummm isn’t it your job to make the packaging and labels?? umm who’s getting out the paper mache bc it better not be me!!! #also irl if you see this. hiiiii. yeah the pain is eternal

[lampert3008]

[ OOC ]

lampert would be a corruption-marked avatar of the lonely. thoughts?

to those who understand what this sentence means, do you see my vision

to those who have no clue what i'm on about, don't even worry about it

-ray

#ooc #regretevator lampert #the magnus archives #i'm mashing my hyperfixations together and i'm making it everyone's problem #also ill make an introductory post to pin soon i swear #ill also get to your asks soon im just easily distracted i swear #also also this is completely unrelated to the blog so dont worry

[bat-luun]

👀👀👀

i would love to see and/or hear more about this blorbo

hmm i think all the art i have of her is in my older sketchbooks but id love to tell you about her!! :D

Her name is Kateřina Mušková (or just Kat for my non czech speakers /silly) and shes from a small town in (then) Czechoslovakia, as her story is set in the 70s/80s! Shes in her very early 20s and a lesbian trans girl still living with her parents.

I made her for a horror comic i plan on making one day where she experiences the most terrifying horrors my silly brain has thought of lol. I do have like two playlists[1][2] and a pinterest board[x] all about her if you want to munch on some more vague info about her!!! :]

#my asks #my ocs #id say more but my ass is so scatterbrained when it comes to my ocs its crazy lol #i have so much to say that i cannot get it down on paper fast enough lmao #also tysm for asking!! its always a delight to see u in my inbox <3 #my pinterest profile also has boards for starlo puppy and turnip #i fucking swear ill answer your ask about them soon but yknow if ya wanna check out their boards u can!

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Not me wanting to press a sweet kiss on FL!childe’s forehead and then cup his face and call him ”my handsome prince”, just so he won’t feel insecure/emberrased about his face <3

extremely good idea anon, let's do it <3

Foul Legacy trying to hide his face in his claws because he hates how it looks- compared to you, so soft and delicate, he looks even more like a monster, and he despises it so much. no matter how many times you say that you don't mind and love the way he looks, he'll still turn away when you try to hold his cheek, downcast. it's not just his appearance- it's everything the appearance represents, him not being a human, you being in constant danger just from being with him, how he could never live an ordinary life with you. it saddens him, drawing a whimper from his throat, so he continues to shy away and lift his hands in front of his face so you don't have to look at it

but you want to look at him. Childe's beautiful, human or Foul Legacy, and you love him no matter what trials and tribulations you have to face in order to be together

he hides his face again today, wings fluttering weakly out of the familiar shame that burns his heart whenever he sees you sweet smile and remembers your previous, normal life. but this time your fingers curl gently around his wrists and tug his hands away, smiling up at him before quietly cupping his cheeks. without a word you lean closer and press a delicate kiss to his forehead, then lean your own head against his

"My lovely, handsome prince. What adventure shall we have today?"

now Childe hides his face, but out of being flustered instead of shame <3

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #anon #anon your brain is so incredibly huge. this is so sweet i love it #childe covering his face bc flustered >>>> #i don't know if foul legacy can really blush but you can feel his cheeks heat up #and he starts murmuring little chirps and trills!!!! #ALSO TOMORROW I DONT HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE SO ILL TRY TO GET MORE ASKS OUT I SWEAR #THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING PATIENT <333 #short scenario #other's stuff