#also they age like milk so-

[horreurscopes]

thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them

#horreurart #death note #spent an hour slapping some color on this several months old sketch because i really like it but i don't think it's ever getting finished 💀 #anyway where's morgan's Mello Is Fine posting. because he is. fine. look at him. he works out #also please note i tried to give mello stubble but i hated it so much i got rid of it. sorry im too much of a lesbian. i'm sure he'd #look properly rugged but i can't pull it off #anyway local hot goth who is aging like milk due to severe substance abuse in his youth + his ethereal elfin boyfriend of confusing gender #because mello is Fine near's hair gets done because in this universe he is not grievously depressed (: it's yaoi so i get to decide the #complex ptsd's been [REDACTED] out of him (it has not) #thanks for coming to my ted talk #meronia #near #mello #near dn #mello dn #mihael keehl #nate river #near death note #mello death note

[booigi-boi]

Greater Gatsby episode 5 solidified my love for Dash. This utter buffoon of a man is the human equivalent of a goldfish with how much knowledge he has in his brain. I have no idea how he's still alive with that five second memory, but I love him for that 🐇

I needed to draw him like this, please appreciate

#shipwrecked #shipwrecked comedy #the case of the greater gatsby #greater gatsby #dash gunfire #fig and ford #this is fine meme #I dropped everything I was doing and sketched this masterpiece the minute the episode was over #he's just.... He's just so Dash #not a himbo but just Dash #also episode 5 is the best one so far like wow #so many cool moments and I'm desperate to know Dash's role in all this #he definitely knows something about the script I just know it #that prediction is going to age like milk isn't it? #my art #art #art post #digital #digital art #fan art #fanart #sketch #drawing #audio drama #audio narrative #also did we get foreshadowing to the Dash standalone episode in this episode?

[kaz-oooo]

I mean out of everything in Hbomberguy’s new video, I think the thing about James Somerton that just irks me the most is just… he’s a queer man who is so lazy and self absorbed that he cannot take the time to even learn about the queer history and media he is presenting.. about his own history!

I just! Look, with all the other creators I understand the laziness —they’re all just churning out content as fast as they can (save for internet historian cos he posts pretty infrequently), none of them care about the games and films they’re reviewing, about MLM’s and shitty corporations or about guys getting trapped in caves. They don’t care y’know, it’s easier to disrespect the sources they’re stealing from if they have no emotional attachment to the topics.

But James is gay.. he’s a queer man… he is apart of this community, I mean not to excuse his shitty misogynistic rants (cos they’re shitty and there’s no excuse for them) but that hatred comes from somewhere, Harris joked that “some straight woman hurt him” and like… I wouldn’t be surprised if James genuinely has felt pushed aside and forgotten because of his identity as a gay man….. but like if that’s the case then he understands queer erasure, he has experienced it firsthand and fucking… it’s incredibly disappointing to see him plagiarise queer voices on such a massive scale!

But idk. I originally found James Somerton because I was watching video essays about queer history and queer media analysis — y’know, actively going out there to learn my history and how it affects media in the present — James can’t even be fucked watching the shows he’s talking about. What is Arthur? Who is Mako?? Wtf is a Shonan??? Calling Becky Albertalli a straight woman, misgendering cast members in Owl House and Shera because (and I severely hope this is the case! Though at this point nothing would surprise me) he assumes they are all straight women, the whole thing with Disney’s gay nights and gay days… these are all such basic, simple facts that anyone could learn by looking at a fucking Wikipedia article (or in the case of mispronouncing Mako’s name.. just watching a single clip from the show).

It just really goes to show how little he actually cares about the content he’s making.. his videos aren’t passionate video essays, it’s content, views, money, sponsorships, it’s taking the 3 or 4 articles he read when he typed “movie gay” into google and making them look flashy and professional with pretty lighting so he can just shut out all the voices he doesn’t want to hear (actual queer people.. and I guess one right wing nut head) and make a quick buck off the content they worked hard to make!

Anyway. Top tier video from Hbomberguy as per usual. Im fucking mad but hey! At least I got an epic list of new YouTubers to check out and like a *shitload* of articles and books and documentaries I can go watch :)

#hbomberguy #james somerton #for the record when I heard Defunctland and Hbomberguy were gonna be uploading videos around similar times again #I messaged a friend and joked that *at least Hbomberguy’s video will cheer me up like the Oof video did* last time #fucking aged like milk there.. I am like genuinely so angry about the fucking scale of this shit!!! good video but goddamn!!!!!!!! #so keen to go through that list of other queer creators though.. some of them looked great #(also if y’all know other creators shout em out #im always keen to find new creators.. especially queer ones!!)

[moongothic]

It is interesting though 'cause, since we have no fucking True Clue what the hell Crocodile's actual real End Goal with Cross Guild is right now (does he want to get One Piece and fight the Strawhats+Shanks, does he want to get Pluton from Wano (and/)or does he want to destroy the World Government?? We don't know), that we just have a fuck ton of theories on what could happen, but no way to really tell what the actual direction this entire plot thread is going to be

And one I've seen a lot of people suggest was Cross Guild recruiting more of the former (/OG) Shichibukai into their ranks

And I just find that idea so fucking interesting

Because this is where one needs to remember that Oda based the OG Shichibukai on the Seven Heroes from Romancing SaGa 2. The Seven Heroes were a legendary group who once in the past saved the world from a great evil (before disappearing and turning into an evil for the game's protags to defeat). Just reading the descriptions you can see how each of the OG Shichibukai match up to one of the heroes respectively. And the inspo would be fine and dandy by itself, like just some fun trivia about what inspired Oda. But the Seven Heroes were specifically created and lead by Wagnas, with Noel as his right-hand. Wagnas happens to be the character Crocodile matches up with, and Mihawk just happens to match up with Noel. And here we have Crocodile starting a new organization with Mihawk by his side, with unknown true goals. And we do have that one World Government that needs to get overthrown so the world can be "saved". So like.

Suddenly, the idea that Cross Guild could recruit some of the other former Shichibukai (to maybe help take down the World Government?) doesn't sound too out-landish at all

Especially because Moria alone is already like an actual contender for someone who could maybe join Cross Guild. Like, assuming he's alive and made it out of Fullalead with Perona. 'Cause with Absalom dead and Hogback gone with the wind, Moria should have like nothing else left but himself and Perona. And while knowing Moria he's going to be Very Happy about reuniting with Perona, like... where's he gonna go? What's he gonna do if the two escaped Fullalead? But because Perona and Mihawk already know each other, Perona could very easily become a bridge to getting Moria with CG, especially if he's still wounded etc from the escape, Perona would want her boss' to survive and she'd trust Mihawk to help probably. And god knows, if Blackbeard tried or even succeeded at stealing Moria's Fruit, the man could have some legit good intel on Blackbeard (and how he steals powers) that he could then share with CG, something Crocodile could appreciate. Also, if Crocodile and Mihawk want to ensure the Marines are too scared to come after them, getting Moria in their ranks would help with that.

Then there's Kuma. And. Well. Assuming Kuma doesn't kick the bucket in the next few chapters. If Kuma is still somehow alive and his soul/memories can be put into a body (some people have been suggesting his memories could be implanted maybe into a Pacifista or that giant robot on Egghead or maybe even his Seraphim, or maybe just memories could be returned back into his original body), and if he'll still have the ability to near-instantly travel across the planet then I'm putting my money on him returning to the Revolutionaries to be honest. But if he loses that ability, I don't think he's going to be sticking with the Strawhats to be honest. That said, he'll still need somewhere to go (with Bonney?), and with the rest of the Revs on the other side of the Grand Line... Cross Guild could, potentially, be the nearest, safest place for him, if for no other reason than the other former Shichibukai might be his safest bet right now. Especially if Crocodile ever did have any involvement with the Revolutionaries. But indeed, this assumes Kuma isn't Turbo Perma-Dead Forever, which remains to be seen.

I know a lot of people love Doflamingo and would love to see him back. Personally I want him to stay in jail, where he deserves to be. <3 Also I don't think Crocodile would ever want Doflamingo working for him, let alone go out of his way to travel to Paradise to let him out (though if they did, they could also release Weevil while at it, since he's also stuck in Impel Down) (But honestly, unless someone else goes to break Weevil out and Doflamingo just escapes while he's at it, don't think he's getting out)

Quick honorable mention to Law, since he is also a Former Shichibukai. His crew got nuked by Blackbeard but I doubt he'd join Crocodile and Mihawk for any reason, especially if he's still in the race for One Piece (assuming Cross Guild isn't) (Like Buggy is but Buggy might skedaddle for all we know)

But with the Shichibukai, this just leaves us with Hancock.

Thing is, last we saw her she was still in Paradise, wanting to reunite with Luffy. It is entirely plausible she could (or may already have) set out for the New World if she feels like she has to leave Amazon Lily to protect her home-- which she might have to, considdering without her warlord status the Government has gone after her. But indeed, if Hancock is on the run and heading to the New World, surely she'd want to find Luffy. So why would she ever join Cross Guild? She doesn't like men (aside from Luffy), so surely she wouldn't trust that disaster crew with a clown for a mascot. But again. This is where "what the fuck is Crocodile's end goal" comes in again. Because if he wants to destroy the World Government and wreck the Nobles' out of orbit... Well. I don't think convincing Hancock to go back to the place where she was kept in slavery for years would be easy. But also. Perhaps, just perhaps, she could be persuaded into committing some delicious revenge under the right circumstances (whatever that might be).

IDK man, there's potential here, things could get so interesting with Cross Guild and whatever the fuck Crocodile is planning (vs how Buggy's mutiny rolls out)

It is kind of funny though, how like the best case scenario for Cross Guild Shichibukai Reunion would be like. Kuma and his daughter. Moria, Mihawk and their collective daughter. Crocodad and his sharp boyfriend. And Luffy's wannabe fiancée. (The clown is optional)

#Moon posting #Cross Guild #OP Spoilers #OP Meta #I do want to note though that appearently amongst the scrapped ideas for Film RED one was about... #...A rescue of Bon-chan from a NEW (flying!) Impel Down. #While another scrapped idea from Oda was about Crocodile and Doflamingo appearing in the Film #(Not sure the ideas were connected but since Mingo is supposed to be in prison Croc pulling a Blackbeard doesn't sound too odd) #(And yeah if someone was breaking into ID to rescue Bon-chan then Croc sneaking in to say 'hi' to Mingo at the same time seems viable) #Wherever these ideas would've gone we won't know but since these would've been movie-exclusive stories #(And Oda specifically doesn't want the movies to have anything plot-relevant happen in them) #I doubt Doflamingo is getting out of Impel Down for a Shichibukai Reunion (if Film RED was going to let him out) #Waited long and hard if I wanted to wait until Chapter 1099 and/or 1100 dropped but no #If the part about Kuma ages like milk then so be it #Yeet #Get outta my drafts #Also of course there's Jinbei but our man ain't leaving the Strawhats lmao #Sad to think though that we never got to see the OG Shichibukai fight together as a group (and probs never will) #Since even in Marineford it was just 5 of the OG and the two others kinda doing their own thing

[we-love-morioh-cho]

No fucking way

Hello????? This is actually being openly acknowledged so early on???? I know Dragona turns him down but still????

#the jojolands spoilers #reading the jojolands #mine #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #art #shipping #the jojolands #dragona joestar #usagi alohaoe #maybe this'll age like milk but for now I think I'm pretty happy with how this was handled #usagi was rejected but things are still good between the two and we get that nice moment of dragona inspiring usagi #he doesn't act out over being rejected and his feelings aren't treated as anything weird idk I'm just pleasantly surprised 👍 #really hoping we get this subplot explored more and the two can properly talk about this later on I adore them sm #also usagi was so sweet this chapter omgggg 😭

[agentscamander-romanoff]

I just understood that I prefer Children of the Watch over other mandalorians,because they sort of have sense of community. The other group that is present to compare is Nite Owls and show doesn't show them in details,but we could see it throught the characters.

Nite Owls are mocking Children of the Watch for following The Way,old traditions,yet they can't follow Bo,because"by our traditions Mand'alore must possess the darksaber". Ironic,isn't it?

While Children of the Watch's position is illustrated by Din pledging loyalty to Bo-Katan.

"To be honest,it(darksaber) means nothing to me or my people,nor does station or bloodline. What means more to me is honor and loyalty and character..."

This quote extremly good describing Din and Children of the Watch.

Children of the Watch are more of found family,they are not ideal,they are fighting,but they are standing for each till the end. They revealed their whole covert just to save one Din and Grogu. Strategically,it's stupid to sacrfice everything for one member,but they are community,family,they loyal to each other untill the end.

#walks the both ways #the only non-child of the watch mandalorian that like that is Sabine Wren #but she took a lot of jedi's beahvoiur from Kanan #(Bo-Katan so I don't count her but she is also illustrative) #the mandalorian #din djarin #star wars #mando #bo katan kryze #paz vizsla #grogu #the children of the watch #children of the watch #nite owls #i hopr this doesn't age like milk #mandalorians #mand'alor #darksaber #axe woves #koska reeves #mandalore

[oceanics]

The new album is by far her worst project to date imho. And I'm saying this as someone who's been rigorously listening to everything she's dropped since 2009. The album was already wayyy too long before she revealed it was actually twice as long. It all has the exact same sound, it just goes on and on and on and on. Florida!!! was the only good song there and frankly it's not a coincidence it's also her Florence collab.

At first I thought "yeah, leave those Antonoff beats alone, give someone else a chance", but even the songs with Aaron Dessner were a damn bore. The sound was alright, but she's become too verbose in a way that doesn't allow the listener to parse a phrase before she's gone off on another tangent that will have tiktokers comparing her to like, Emily Dickinson or Virginia Woolf or whatever. Drop that thesaurus baby. Give us another me! or shake it off.

She's way too stuck inside her own ass. Her navel-gazing is what gave us I hate it here and so many songs about Matty Healy. The second was expected - but the first? What was the point?

#im also not an olivia rodrigo fan at all (i feel like im too old for her lmao) but the first thing i did after those 2 hours and 2 minutes #was to listen to get him back! so. take that as you will #even yes and? was better lmao #ania speaks #txt #not one (1) catchy song in mind #this album will age like milk #taylor swift #ttpd

[self-spaghettification]

the parallels between ruthari and rayllum are killing me 😭

wdym you had to accept that hes leaving you for duty in order to love him fully🤨

+ the growth from this😭

#Low sodium Callum #also #I love how Rayla went from I can't understand how my parents could just leave like that! if they loved me they wouldn't leave me 🥺 to... #peacing out 😭 #that aged like milk girlie #I feel like if someone read blood moon huntress it would be so immediately evident why Rayla left #Or just took a look at her character #Like season four would have been less in character. If she hadn’t left let’s be real. #re: any s4 haters of rayla #self spaghettification #the dragon prince #bloodmoon huntress

[ratgirlcopia]

one of the main reasons why i don't believe in the antichrist copia thing (outside of the allegorical connection to copia's role in the narrative) is because i think if it was literally true, it would be way too immersion-breaking. ghost's speculative elements are veeeeeery low-stakes and vague in canon. it kinda follows the rule of "this can happen, but only if it's funny and has no impact on the real world."

nihil coming back as a ghost and getting reanimated to play the saxophone can happen because it's funny and it makes copia's life harder. it doesn't seem to matter at all for the narrative and it has no effect on the audience's reality. it's just there for the bit (and to keep miasma on the setlist), so it's easier to accept.

the ghouls are not canonically demons or creatures or anything. as far as canon goes, they may as well still be contract musicians (would honestly be the funniest route, imo). this and "why can nihil do that" are vague because vagueness helps keep the immersion going.

if it was ever confirmed that copia was literally sired by satan, it would be a huge jump from the baseline of what we've accepted about the ministry. it obliterates "this is a silly satanic church with some murder and a dead guy who plays the saxophone sometimes," which is low-stakes and goofy enough that it's easy to maintain the immersion. you practically have to pole-vault your suspension of disbelief to get to "satan is real and fathered this guy."

and then aside from the huge jump there, they would also have played the single biggest card they have. because once you go "satan is real and fathered this guy" you're kinda stuck. where do you go from there? you've dialed it up to a hundred.

it's the kind of thing that would work fine if it was almost any other storytelling medium. with those, you can do stuff like "yeah, he's the antichrist so the apocalypse is gonna happen now and this is our big series finale" and other universe-altering things along those lines. it just doesn't work for a band based on immersion that seems to be planning to keep doing this for a long, long time. a good chunk of the fun comes from going to shows and pretending the ministry is real. adding in something so huge would throw such a wrench in things that i just can't see it being worthwhile.

#copiaposting #all this and copia Already Very Much Served The Allegorical Role Of Antichrist And It Worked Perfectly Well. #like. copia very much got that spot illegitimately and invoked the End Times of the pre-lawsuit era of ghost. it's right there. #so being like. “it's also LITERALLY true” would just be. why? #and that theory assumes copia's parentage is even in question. when nihil is the only word we have that he's Not Nihil's Kid. #anyway. filed under “posts that could age like milk and leave me looking like an anvil fell on my head” but i'll stand by it.

[h4kka]

hakka during his debut: my shoes are attached to my body!! they have blood vessels!! i CANNOT take them off!!!! if i take them off, i bleed out!! i cannot take my shoes off, as they are NOT shoes, they are an extension of my body!!

cover:

#for those unaware they recently updated tempus' heights (check the official website) #not only is bettel shorter than altare without heels (haha) #hakka got totally nerfed and now both flayon AND izuru are taller than him #maybe we shouldn't have joked abt altare being teeny tiny during the hq days.... #i cant wait for hakka to rewatch his debut and mald over the part where he claims that his shoes are attached to his body #bc man that aged like milk #hololive #holostars #holostars english #holotempus #banzoin hakka #shut up maggie #(also we're around the same height now so maybe i shouldnt be laughing at his misery)

[yache-berries]

Do you know what it feels like to be completely alone?

No one to play with, no friends to call your own?

While it's easy to get used to, after thousands of years,

It gets harder over time, when you can't share your tears.

#gimme that teardrop-imagery we see on collector-related things p l e a s e #just a little cathartic thing i wanted to draw..... collector in a beast ball ft. king #this is probably going to age like already stale milk b u t.... if king and the collector become friends that would be.... interesting.... #probably not going to happen b u t..... there's just a lot going on here and i'm so curious #the collector is lonely??? hmm... #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #o titan where art thou #the collector #toh collector #king clawthorne #toh king #flygon used sketch #two all-powerful deities with seemingly infinite lifelines ahead of them.... it's all so intriguing #also this goes without saying b u t knowing how weird people can be sometimes: 😐😐😐 don't tag as a ship please 😐😐😐 #toh fanart #the owl house fanart

[lathrine]

when i say hexadecimal would be a smash hit with the queer crowd, this is what im talking about

#local villianess found family's herself into the protagonist group #after being awfully brutalized and abused by her twin brother #(and also after spending hours tormenting the main cast) #because she's not really dangerous she's just weird and lonely #like she's VERY EXTREMELY dangerous but is just super not interested in using her power for true evil. just chaos. #she is the Queen of Chaos after all. a benign virus. #no one in the protagonist group really trusts her but She Persists and ultimately saves everyone's lives *because* she's a virus #anyways this is your local Hexadecimal propaganda #i know it doesn't look good and aged like milk left on the counter #but if you ever watch reboot with me i will love you forever. one of my dearest shows and very crucial to who i became as a person #you can see glimpses of how i tell stories in it #and i quote it Constantly its just that no one around me knows its a quote so i just sound like im making dumb jokes #got a guardian icon pin a few years back and i almost cried. i hope someone makes those in enamel someday

[zatyrlucy]

Man, Erin Frost really shot herself on the foot this time. I used to felt pity for her (she reminded me of the 20 artists from villainous from the 2019 strike) and even used to follow her to see if any of her posts got to me, but not only I didnt find her posts convincing but now with her attacks against Sally May and trans characters I think is better for me to unfollow her alltogether.

Im so done with the Hellaverse drama on twitter Im silencing people and marking posts as "not interested by this tweet" to have my timeline somehow clean, so EF is clearly not going to be an exception. Not even here on tumblr.

The older I get the less time I have to spent online... And I dont wanna spent it arguing. Im so done.

#Also I just remembered Villainous studio is called AI animations lol #Can someone tell Alan that name aged like milk? #Nowadays the only two topics that inspire me enough to discuss with strangers #Artist against AI art and missinformation about latinoamerica but me dying on a hill for Hellaverse topics? Pfff not worth it anymore #Im so done

[jichanxo]

hey i'm back to be annoying about sensei fic i don't remember if you've talked about that before (i think you did), and also i'm afraid that it may be considered as a spoiler (?), but! how much of amasawa and itokura's story will you include here? (they are very important to me, your honour) (the potential of parallels to kwgm is here as well and everything)

never annoying! I’m enjoying writing my paragraphs of rambling, so thank you more under the cut again lol. spoilers for lost judgment and also my own fic i suppose lmao

this is kind of difficult to answer because I don’t want to overpromise anything… I am unfortunately a “fuck it we ball” writer which means I am not really used to planning anything at all really (which is why I write mostly oneshots. I usually write everything blind) and that means that while I have ideas about what I want to do, I can’t really say anything definitive until I feel out my plans more concretely…

for what it’s worth though, I’d be shocked if amasawa and itokura didn’t appear the most out of everyone (aside from yagami and kitakata), since the mrc is effectively the centrepiece of both plots: being the main reason kitakata and yagami see each other, and of course I’m going to try and make an altered version of the school story plot work here. I expect there’ll be more of them than kaito and sawa, certainly…

one of the planned major beats in the kuwagami plot is having yagami actually let kitakata in on the professor investigation and not just blow him off. he might think that kitakata will just get in the way, but he has to accept that kitakata’s interest in the investigation and care for his students is legitimate and valid! keeping him in the dark and ignoring how he feels is wrong! anyway. my point is, that to resolve this plot beat, it’s unavoidable to talk about itokura and the professor, so no matter how I end up getting there, itokura (and by extension amasawa) are going to be crucial. you’re right about the parallels angle too… gonna gnaw on that… gotta figure that out… kuwagami but if they were both girls and in highschool and more emotionally intelligent… the idea of kitakata and yagami being a mess and super lame while the kids in the club are much more put together? it’s just too funny to pass up on… I can already imagine itokura complaining to amasawa about how she wishes they would just grow up already.

amasawa and itokura are really great and I also like them a lot! there’s a lot of interesting stuff with them to grab onto, both with canon – yagami’s relationship to them both, and with new stuff – inventing new stuff for them with kitakata! itokura and kitakata especially feel like a surprisingly natural fit – kitakata who wants to make sure no student around him feels the way that kusumoto mitsuru did, and itokura who was estranged and pushed out of school by her peers… it’s a relationship that would be engaging and interesting to develop on both sides… I really can’t pass up on that… so thematically rich… I imagine their relationship rn as being kind of awkward and a little tense. they probably get along best when they’re talking (cough arguing cough) about mystery novels.

one of the things on my to-do list for sensei fic right now (aside from taking thorough notes on school stories and general editing) is definitely trying to feel out this relationship, in particular before yagami enters the picture (@/four-white-trees poked me about this ages ago. thank you!!) presumably kitakata doesn’t let all of that happen to itokura without trying to do something about it, right? and yet, he still fails. yagami’s intervention is the one that brings itokura back to school. hence why I imagine things between them being a little awkward… that shared history…

though I imagine that it piques kitakata’s interest that yagami succeeded where he’d previously failed. So yknow. This Too Is Kuwagami. A surefire way to make kitakata fall in love with you: 1. be hot 2. legitimately care about and take action for the wellbeing of students

anyway! while nothing is set in stone, that’s what I have in mind about amasawa and itokura right now… though most of it ended up being about itokura… there’s still a lot I gotta figure out, but I’m definitely looking forward to poking at them some more! Itokura’s attitude is going to be a lot of fun to write, and amasawa is always a delight, and I love having her be the voice of reason between kitakata and yagami when they’re being ridiculous lol. thank you for the ask o7

#kitakata sensei #lost judgment spoilers #jitxt #jichanmakes #(flex and herds fan voice) yeah i'm a pantser #<- jokes for exactly one person #anyway. #sorry it's physically impossible for me to talk about senseific and keep it short #but yeah. i love the girls too <3 #kuwagami is always going to be the stuff i'm most excited about in this fic but. amasawa and itokura are also really great #and i hope i can write that side of the story well enough to do them justice #praying rn that this doesn't age like milk #like i've mentioned/alluded to. senseific is my first big piece of writing so #it's both exciting and a learning experience #that's also why i can't post any of it until ALL OF IT is done #I LOVE KUWAGAMI I LOVE SENSEI FIC GRAAAAAAAH #even if i don't have much set in stone the ideas are definitely there #amasawa telling yagami to let kitakata help with One thing in the investigation and on the inside yagami feels betrayed. lol #<- that one's not an idea that one's locked in and written into a scene already actually

[the-faultofdaedalus]

why the fuck is there nothing but beverages in wanda's fridge

#ma'am what the fuck are you feeding your fake children #just cereal??? only cereal??? #its like. oj. other juice. milk. coffee. soda. MORE JUICE #like half of her food space is JUST BEVERAGES #i guess vision doesnt eat and the children have existed for like 3 days total #but also like. wanda jesus. for all of the 3 days she has had them and she already wants to get rid of them #making them age up to stop them crying. the first night. #when vision DOESN'T NEED TO SLEEP #so like. they dont even have to sleep in shifts #and now she's like. i need a Me Day #when their dad has dissapeared and all the shit in the house is flickering #she is. such a terrible fucking mom #someone call CPS on her ass

[magical-girl-coral]

Bruce about Selina in Catwoman (2002) issue 48:

The same writer not even two fucking issues later:

Me:

#dc: selina is one of the greatest fighters in the world!!!!! #also dc: *let selina get a hit from someone who only had the most basic military training* #sometimes i get angry that so many people make selina weaker in their fics #but than i remember canon writers are barely any better #nothing aged like milk than btas selina #its so obvious tim had no idea what to do with her #DC Comics #Selina Kyle