#amber incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Eric Nam: So in all my 34 years of existence, nobody cared to tell me that I need to, like, wash the rice before cooking it?

Amber: You're telling me that we ate dirty rice the other day?!

Ashley: *exasperated*Yes, Eric, you need to rinse the rice. I can't believe you went 34 years without knowing that.

*the next day*

Eric Nam: Umm, I washed the rice this time. It tastes kinda weird though, guess I didn't rinse it enough.

Jessi: Eric Nam, what did you do with my brand new bottle of dish soap?!

#eric nam #amber #ashley #jessi #eric nam incorrect quotes #incorrect eric nam quotes #amber incorrect quotes #incorrect amber quotes #ashley incorrect quotes #incorrect ashley quotes #jessi incorrect quotes #incorrect jessi quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop

[bxrningsxge]

Y/n: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. 

Kaeya: What if it bites me and it dies!? 

Jean : Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kaeya, learn to listen. 

Lisa: What if it bites itself and I die? 

Amber: That’s voodoo. 

Eula: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 

Kaeya: That’s correlation, not causation. 

Lisa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 

Amber: That’s kinky. 

Y/n: Oh my God.

The squad is over at Y/n's house*

Kaeya: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Y/n: ... N-No...

Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Kaeya, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Jean : I see a-

Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Kaeya: Oh, well I-

Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Lisa: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Amber: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Eula, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Y/n:

Kaeya: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Y/n:

Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Kaeya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Jean : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. 

Lisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. 

Amber: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Eula: 

Eula: I have emotional scars.

Y/n: Rules are made to be broken. 

Jean: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. 

Kaeya: Uh, piñatas. 

Lisa: Glow sticks. 

Amber: Karate boards. 

Eula: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. 

Y/n: Rules. 

Jean:

*The squad right before Y/n's wedding*

Kaeya: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Jean : Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Lisa: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Amber: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Eula, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Y/n: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Kaeya: >:O language 

Jean : Yeah watch your fucking language 

Lisa: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JEAN THE FUCK WORD? 

Amber: 'The fuck word'. 

Eula: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 

Jean : Oh my god they censored it 

Amber: Say fuck, Eula. 

Jean : Do it, Eula. Say fuck.

Y/n: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Kaeya: You? Magic? Y/n, it says talent show.

Y/n: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Jean: Mind your language!

Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Jean:

Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

#Knights of favonius x reder #Kaeya x reader #lisa x reader #jean x reader #eula X reader #amber x reader #y/n incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes #kaeya incorrect quotes #jean incorrect qoutes #Lisa incorrect quotes #Amber incorrect quotes #Eula incorrect quotes #I was to lazy to post separate one

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

#this was the scene right? #incorrect quotes #correct quotes #this is how it happened right? #fourth wing #incorrect fourth wing #iron flame #amber mavis #dain aetos #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet x xaden #violet and xaden #source: parks and rec

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

#the owl house #edalyn clawthorne #willow park #lumity #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #raine whispers #katya #derwin #amber #luz noceda #steve tholomule #gustholomule #adrian graye #gus porter #incorrect quotes #again idk if that's the right term #but yk

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#54...Not us-Nope~

Amber: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Venti: Well Y/n and I- Y/n*elbows Venti*... Venti: ...wouldn't know~

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin #genshin x reader #genshin venti #genshin barbatos #genshin amber #venti x reader #venti x y/n #barbatos x reader #barbatos x y/n #genshin smut #genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #venti smut

[slut4j3nna]

Incorrect Quotes: Truth or Dare

Jenna: Okay, truth or dare?

Y/N: Truth

Jenna: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/N: …

Y/N: ...Dare

Jenna: Go to bed.

Y/N: I don't like this game.

#tara carpenter x reader #tara carpenter #tara carpenter x female reader #amber freeman #amber freeman x reader #jenna ortega #jenna ortega x fem!reader #scream #jenna ortega x reader #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tbosas]

lucy gray: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what do i do?

livia: punch him in the gut, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

barb azure: tackle him

clemensia: dump him

tam amber: kick him in the shin

coriolanus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #incorrect tbosas #tbosas #incorrect tbosas quotes #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #barb azure baird #livia cardew #clemensia dovecote #tam amber #snowbaird #coriolanus x lucy gray #incorrect snowbaird quotes

[gravityflops]

#low-effort posting bc i want to giggle #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin memes #genshin impact #diluc ragnivindr #kaeya alberich #amber #fischl #klee #eula #albedo #venti

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Rachel: Is something on your mind, Chloe?

Chloe: I watched Max smile so happily at her plant Lisa, and I have never been more jealous of a succulent in my entire life.

#rachel amber #chloe price #max caulfield #pricefield #amberpricefield #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes

[fandomnerd9602]

Amber approaches Y/N…

Amber: what do you want?

Y/N: you and only you

Amber: well come here there

Amber grabs Y/N by the collar and pulls them into a kiss…

#scream #scream 5 #mikey madison #amber freeman #amber freeman x reader #scream imagine #scream incorrect quotes #amber x reader #ghostface #ghostface x reader

[greghatecrimes]

More Kutner love. Merry Kutner-mas

#hatecrimes nine nine #house md #lawrence kutner #remy thirteen hadley #amber volakis #hate crimes md #incorrect house md #incorrect quotes #an anya original #source: brooklyn nine nine #100 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

[maxthesillyy]

this is what neurotypicals do right

#lis incorrect quotes #dont ask me how long i spent on this #i dont even knwo #its not even that funny to me anymore (joke) ((im always funny)) #hey… hey… what—hey.. what—who do you think my favorite characters are. t-take a guess. #lis #life is strange #lis bts #life is strange before the storm #lis tc #life is strange true colors #lis comics #life is strange comics #max caulfield #chloe price #pricefield #should i tag ap #….nah #rachel amber #kate marsh #alex chen #tristan……… i forgor his last name #tristan tanaka #i think? #the autistic gay one. #well. wait. #max’s autistic gay friend. #hm. wait. #max’s autistic gay qpp. #*sigh* fuck it that one works they’d both just be a headcanon

[am-i-dead]

Life is strange girlies with incorrect quotes

#life is strange #life is strange memes #life is strange incorrect quotes #chloe price #max caulfield #rachel amber

[caitlynscat]

Sam: Hey Amber what are you doing?

Amber: Hah! More like who am I doing? *winks at Tara*

Tara: *shakes her head*

Sam: Dude that’s my sister.

Amber:

Amber: I knew that.

#scream #scream movie #incorrect quotes #incorrect scream quotes #tara carpenter #jenna ortega #sam carpenter #melissa barrera #amber freeman #mikey madison #scream 5 #scream 6 #tamber

[direction-bad-draw]

https://angela-713.tengp.icu/yp/jXogOLQ

#saweetie #tales of the jedi #Henry Selick #jujutsu kaisen x reader #amber liu #paddy o'brian #bangtan boys #incorrect marvel quotes #yesung #sebastian sallow #classic car #writers block

[over-car-by]

#btob #Henry Selick #sakusa kiyoomi #gay top #clouds #amber liu #Armond Rizzo #paddy o'brian #india love #bangtan boys #incorrect marvel quotes #ab/dl blog #yesung #kinn x porsche