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Eric Nam: So in all my 34 years of existence, nobody cared to tell me that I need to, like, wash the rice before cooking it?
Amber: You're telling me that we ate dirty rice the other day?!
Ashley: *exasperated*Yes, Eric, you need to rinse the rice. I can't believe you went 34 years without knowing that.
*the next day*
Eric Nam: Umm, I washed the rice this time. It tastes kinda weird though, guess I didn't rinse it enough.
Jessi: Eric Nam, what did you do with my brand new bottle of dish soap?!
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deardoves · 2 months
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kotoriarlert · 4 months
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Leon: I've been feeling nauseous lately, and it's annoying.
Ashley: Maybe you're pregnant.
Leon:
Ashley:
Leon: I don't know who's more stupid in this situation right now because first, you just said something that's so stupid and idiotically impossible and second, I had a mini heart attack after those words came out of your mouth.
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marksandrec · 3 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2637
It just seems like something they'd do. (Dialogue from MoreenMcG on twitter.)
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"I SAY, I SAY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, SON, AIN'T THIS WHAT YA WANTED? THE DEMON DONE SHOWN YOU YOUR HEART'S DESIRE! SAY SOMETHING, BOY! YER GUMS IS FLAPPIN' BUT AIN'T NO NOISE COMING OUT! SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HARDLY HEAR YA! YOU WANTED TO KISS YOUR SISTER, RIGHT? GIVE HER A BIG OL' SMOOCH AND NOW YER ACTIN' LIKE A FOX THAT'S TOO GOOD FOR THE HENHOUSE! YOU AIN'T GOT NO CONVICTION, BOY! YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT WHEN THE GETTIN' IS GOOD!
...nice kid, but about as bright as a dark room."
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am-i-dead · 1 year
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Various resident evil memes anyone?
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needanevenbettername · 2 months
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Ashley: We're very happy together, aren't we, Andy?
Ashley puts her hand on his knee.
Andrew: Get your fucking hand off me.
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danganronpafakes · 5 months
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Korekiyo: Calling trans people depraved freaks just for being trans is really insulting to those of us trans folk who work really hard to be depraved freaks.
Source: Florence Ashley ("Transporting the Burden of Justification: The Unethicality of Transgender Conversion Practices")
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Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes
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milfsincrime · 1 year
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hotch, to no one in particular: i keep getting these recurring headaches
*the entire team walks in*
hotch: my headache is back
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deardoves · 3 months
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Andrew Graves in a nutshell
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From Reddit (source) but now I'm imagining that Andrew would attempt to make a Chores Chart in their post-Burial apartment and he would write things like:
TAKE OUT THE TRASH
DO THE DISHES
LAUNDRY
But being the chaotic little shit she is, Ashley would write her own 'chores' underneath it like:
FUCK YOUR SISTER
BLOWJOBS
PUSSY EATING
And Andrew would frantically scribble over those in anger.
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💚: Stop writing HOT SIBLING BREEDING on the official Chores chart, Ashley!
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am-i-dead · 10 months
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Until Dawn Memes anyone?????
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movietimegirl · 8 months
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Ahsoka: Master, why do you look so...realistic?
Anakin: I say can say the same about you. Your voice sound different.
Ahsoka: So does yours.
Anakin: What's going on here?
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needanevenbettername · 2 months
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Ashley, walking over to Andrew after falling over: Andy! Andy!
Andrew: What?
Ashley, pointing at the top of her head: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Andrew: You're a grown woman!
Ashley, still pointing: Andy! Kiss!
Andrew: Yeah, yeah. For fuck's sake.
Andrew kisses the top of her head. And Ashley walks away happily.
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harmonizingsunsets · 10 months
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