#and i need a tank

[teecupangel]

Hey, wanna read me defending myself in my plans to multiclass Desmond into a Rogue-Thief/Ranger-Gloom Stalker?

The thing about trying to play as Desmond in Baldur's Gate is that I'm forcing the narrative to work around my need to min-max in terms of classes allocation.

Narrative choices are easy because Desmond's more on the side of neutral good, sliding into true neutral with the whole 'stab them when it's clear they killed an innocent' guideline.

But the classes though... the thing about Assassins in Assassin's Creed is that they're not exactly a 1:1 of the Assassin subclass.

So my reasoning for the plan to multiclass Desmond into Rogue-Thief (4)/Ranger-Gloom Stalker(5) is...

Thief subclass is chosen because [Fast Hands] means +1 bonus action which would make it easier for Desmond to hide and/or dash/disengage. Hiding is the best way to get the Sneak Attack actions. [Second-Story Work] means less falling damage which could made into our narrative workaround for Leaps of Faith. Assassin subclass was passed over because Thief has more utility and Assassin is more combat oriented with focus on attacking targets that have not taken a turn yet. This could, narratively, be more or less the equivalent to the Hidden Blade's oneshot kills but it doesn't work because early level Rogue has a hard time oneshoting enemies at low level. Rogue will be leveled up to Lv4 so Desmond can get another Feat (Ability Improvement: Dex +2 to up it to 20)

Gloom Stalker Ranger is chosen because Favoured Enemy [Bounty Hunter] gives Investigation Proficiency and Natural Explorer [Urban Tracker] gives Sleight of Hand Proficiency. Narratively, Urban Tracker goes well with Desmond's background and his Bleeds are experts in the urban areas of their time. Anything that gives more Investigation Proficiency is good as part of Eagle Vision. Lv 2 will let us get Speak with Animals and Enhance Leap (Enhance Leap is pretty much necessary since Str is needed for jumping but Str is a dump stat for Rogues so yeah, we'll have Desmond cheat for this one). Lv 4 will let Desmond get Gloom Stalker subclass and automatically get Disguise Self which means we can put the Disguise Self helmet (I forgot the name) back to camp ([Dread Ambusher] is also more consistent than the Assassin subclass unique skills)

The reason why we're going for up to Lv 5 Gloom Stalker is that Desmond can get an Extra Attack + Misty Step at Lv 5 (and he can get Past without Trace as well for extra stealth)

This does leave 3 more levels to allocate and we have some options:

Rogue up to Lv 7 so Desmond can get Uncanny Dodge + Evasion and an additional 1d6 for Sneak Attack damage.

Ranger up to Lv8 so Desmond can get another feat (probably Dungeon Delver for Advantage on Perception and Saving Throws to avoid/resist traps or Savage Attacker if Desmond can now safely melee) and can get Land's Stride so he won't be slowed down by difficult terrain.

Rogue up to Lv 5 for Uncanny Dodge and an additional 1d6 for Sneak Attack damage + Ranger up to Lv 7 for an additional Lv2 Spell Slot.

Or... we go and lean into Desmond being a bartender and have him multiclass up to Lv3 Bard (or Lv2 Bard with Lv5 Rogue + Lv5 Ranger) so he can have more spells (probably Detect Thoughts and maybe something like Feather Fall? idk) or we go for Lv3 Druid (Wild Shape) as a reference to Tyranny of Washington DLC (which does have wolf and bear in the Circle of the Moon)

#desmond in faerun #where teecup shows how she normally plays rpg #look min-maxing is kinda a compulsion of mine #teecup plays as desmond in other games #just be happy i'm keeping everyone in their original class #except i changed shadowheart from trickery to light #because light is just much more tankier #and i need a tank

[jangmi-latte]

BOSS WAIT I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK RN AND I'M LITERALLY POSTING THIS WITH A NEBULIZER ON MY MF FACE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DON'T COME AT ME LIKE THIS MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S GETTING HIGH STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #i legit can't lose my shit rn or else the chord of the nebuliser's gonna wrap around my neck BWKFNKAJFKAKFKAJDKWK #CLAMLY STARING WITH BULGING EYEBALLS WHILE MY MOM EYES MY LIKE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE ANY MINUTE #i need aN oxYGEN TANK ASAP

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight: #I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

[mod2amaryllis]

it is insane to me how every experienced fish person can be like "you need pest snails to properly maintain a planted tank" and you still get aesthetic weirdos who vomit cry and scream at the sight of 1 little hitchhiker

#when i used to sell plants I'd loose like 50% of sales when they learn i have snails #I'm like buddy i don't know what kinda tank you're running but i like my life to be easy #m2a #fish tag #fishblr #this is prompted by watching father fish say you need microorganisms in your tank

[strawberrysamara]

"Kaidan Alenko is boring" WRONG. Kaidan Alenko is one of THEE characters of all time. He's Canadian, he's Schrodinger's man of colour, he's DOWN to fuck and still didn't manage to figure out that he's bisexual until his thirties, he killed a man as a teenager and almost caused a diplomatic meltdown bc of it, his tits are bigger than yours, he's constantly getting migraines, he has autism but doesn't know it AND he glows. What more could you want

#samara speaks #mass effect #kaidan alenko #now if you'll excuse me it's date night. i need to go fall down several floors through a fish tank and have him come pick me up. #also like. as much as he is under control in comparison to some of the other squadmates he's still got his personal problems 4 u 2 fix #it's just that his problem is that society demands that biotics be perfect to be accepted; otherwise they're seen as threats #part of his arc with shepard is (imo) learning to have more confidence in himself and his abilities and to listen more to his emotions

[bigcatbulges]

Source - marius_tygo

(Artist's FurAffinity)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry tiger #artists twitter above #i need more tank tops that are slutty like that

[keynb]

Mer!Mike and Aquarist!Will for pride month cuz I didn't do mermay lol (also a lil hint of buff byers cuz I can't help myself. Do you know how heavy a person is when they're wet? And with a huge fucking tail??)

Closeups:

#byler #byler art #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things 4 #keydrawsthings #i just love the idea of Will coming over to Mikes tank to get him out and Mike thinks hes gonna need help cuz everyone else always does #but Will just straight up dead lifts him out of the water and into his arms and Mikes gay fish brain stops working for like 5 minutes

[hyacinth-sims]

sims 2 premades as memes/texts/posts/etc. (-slides u a note during class- do u still think i'm funny y/n edition)

#yall there were so many fucking memes i made that I'm gonna have to split it into two posts although I'm gonna need more for that second one #ALSO THERES NO TYCUTIO MEME HERE IM SORRY THE ONE I HAD GOT PUT INTO THE NEXT BATCH #the sims 2 #ts2 #ts2 premades #veronaville #tybalt capp #mercutio monty #pleasantview #sims 2 #romeo monty #lilith pleasant #pollination tech 9 smith #johnny smith #tank grunt #ripp grunt #general buzz grunt #almeric davis #herb oldie #patrizio monty #benedick monty #loki beaker #circe beaker #strangetown #vidcund curious #puck summerdream #hal capp #bianca monty #kent capp #regan capp

[arunneronthird]

careful, bruce wayne, your mask is slipping

#i needed to draw him in a fish tank for like 4 months but i was so scared of drawing his face #i think i did... decently for now #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[uldahstreetrat]

just remembered a convo I had with a couple friends some weeks back so, for my FFXIV folks:

#ffxiv #the hardest for me by far is healer followed by tank then dps #i cant play healer if im not in a vc with my party #my brain turns off and youre gonna have to yell at me when you need heals #tank is fun but gives me anxiety if I dont know folks #dps is easiest cause I just need to smack buttons and not die I dont need to worry about the rest of the party

[carrotkicks]

hey, hey you thought the lab scenes in stormbringer were bad? dw, i've got terminal Evangelion brain, i can make it worse.

#chuuya is sooo eva pilot coded #the lab scenes in stormbringer reminded me a lot of rei and the cloning situation in nge #bc everything i look at with an evangelion lens IM SORRY #anyways what if N had a tank full of spare doped up chuuya clones somewhere in the lab #like the reiquarium-dummy plant gendo and ritsuko had #and N kills them all because now that he has the original back there's no need to keep them around #dazai and adam find it on their rescue mission and freak the fuck out. immediately resolve to never let chuuya know of it #bsd #bungo stray dogs #stormbringer #chuuya #dazai #adam frankenstein #professor N #doodles

[sableeira]

“Allow me to introduce you to the original you.”

#I sketched this out before watching the stage play and I was pleasantly surprised when I found out it’s pretty stage play accurate #also I don’t know if it makes sense for clone Chuuya to also be number A258 but let’s just pretend this was the governments way of covering #up that they actually lost the enhancement ability user instead of his clone #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd stormbringer #bsd #my art #me putting big ass arahabaki lettering on the tank: subtlety is DEAD #also I need to brain storm what kind of environment focused fanart I’m gonna do next because these are a lot of fun

[bruhstation]

you never change, do you

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #casa tidmouth #ttte henry #ttte gordon #3x4 #senjart #I DONT CARE. #I DONT CAAAARRRREEEEEE!!!!!!! #<— he did in fact care. #thinking too hard about this pic makes my head hurt #its okay if you hate me. its okay if you think Im not the same man that you know. its okay if you refuse to change. #I’ll change for you. because thats how things are always like from the very start #Ill listen to all your stories even though you wont listen to mine #maybe thats how you always are gordon. its okay #youre so selfish. so greedy. so childish! but its okay. thats okay. thats why I’m here to take care of you #you dont want to hug me back? hold me? thats fine by me. anything for you gordon #…… #………. WELL #WELLLLLLLL #GOODNIGHT ALL. I NEED TO BE SEDATED

[treefish]

tank tops. socks. shorts. 📂 dl (everything)

i got super burnt out about halfway through this preview so uh, sorry it’s not particularly fancy. i’ve got several items to share with you, though! these are all tagged for feminine frames, disabled for random and should be bgc. if you have any issues holler at me cuz i’m heckin sleepy today so i might’ve goofed. the whole collection’s in a zip at the top of this post under the title, separate files and more info below: 📌 textured tank // cropped tank from nifty knitting minus the embroidery. has a light texture to it, 8 swatches, base game compatible. 📌 grungy shorts // a mashup of the cut-off shorts from bowling night and the torn denim from the werewolves pack. 3 swatches (above), base game compatible. 📌 striped crew socks // 2 versions (variations above, both are in the same zip download), v.1 has 25 swatches, v.2 has 15 swatches, both are the same length with a general vintage vibe and base game compatible. they look particularly good with cropped sweatpants or jeans but doll ‘em up however! credit: old llamaloaf + magicbats palettes ☻

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4cc #custom content #maxis match #socks #shorts #tank top #cas #download #i put my blood sweat and tears into those shorts #half of the textures are painted on #i needed some pieces with a worn in feel #lo and behold: this dang set #maybe i'll make some more lived-in pieces #who knows

[northernfireart]

i dont know what the fuck happened and i have zero excuses i can swear i was just staring at my tablet but then its all haze and i think i blacked out and then this was in front of me

#the feeling i can only describe as a need to jump into a tank full of hungry piranhas #or just throw this loser and his borgor in it #doctor who #dw fanart #dw #dr who #doctor who fanart #10th doctor #tenth doctor #northernfire art

[accelldraws]

the other fish when it is time to feed them: Ah, dinner time? Splendid.

this one fish in particular: FOOD TIME!! FOOD TIME!!! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY YES YES YES FOOD YES FOOD

love that guy

#goldfish #i love common goldfish.... #tho I need to get some plants for their tank to suck up some nitrates #so i dont have to do water changes as often #misc