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gougerre · 8 months
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Who wants to send me 400 dollars to buy an Arisaka
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April 2022
4.16.22
+ Midtown w Shawntel 
even tho time passes and friendships change, i’m really glad shawntel is a person who shows up for me. 
it feels really refreshing to have a friend who is so willing to talk about conflict and honesty and is really just there. sometimes i get self conscious bc (like with a lot of fiends) i feel like i am not as good of a friend to her as she is to me. but nonetheless, she is someone who makes time for me makes a space for us to always stay connected somehow (despite life’s crazy challenges) and i’m super thankful to her for that 
Cadens 2nd bday coming up!!! aw 
aww poor chris and danny LOL. i feel good about myself when i’m an honest and encouraging bro. it’s great in process but it’s even better in person. i like being that voice of reason and affirmation for everyone else. and i like helping people stay level-headed, hopeful, and humbled. also super glad to have my G and litto still hehe 
“of course you’re invited. you’re JUDSY”
+ Mopping the white too by the pool
+ Helping caden get ready for bed 
+ “G always lightening up the mood 🤣”
+ Lineage trolling
4.17.22
+ such a full and wholesome and light and memorable day. i love life!!
+ Church: “Receive Me. it is a gift”
+ Aff: Life is a challenge, it is a constant conditioning and opportunity to receive Christ and to want Him more. more THAN your pains and your own desires 
+ Jesus wants me to soak in and laugh and enjoy every moment i can 
+ making everyone laugh during my “gurl voice” sarah geronimo forever not enough cover 
+ everyone laughing and having a good time karaoking 
+ helping LongLee with the pics for baby announcement! 
+ Getting Caden his Jurassic World Apatosaurus and Car Race Tower !!! A lot of people got him great clothes and even money! but i will say- i’m very proud of our gifts/toy selection 
+ “It’s because Titos got money now!” - Dad after ate’s comment about “great” quality gift wrapping 😂😂
4.20.22 
twas a surreal & bittersweet morning indeed! woke up at 5:15 (oops we was late) 
losing my journals from the last 4 days is going to make me lose it. BUT - it’s also helped me come to the conclusion that: If things (such as a journal) is gone, then God somehow sees beauty and goodness from me not having it. i think if i REALLY REALLLLY ABSOLUTTELY needed it, He would have intervened. and so, and i will be at peace with that 
Tita Daisy!!! 😭
Affirmation: “You deserve to know” - law school, crushes- you deserve to know. you deserve to discern, to reach out, and to get an answer . you are worth a no and a yes. give that to yourself and let yourself have it. allow yourself peace from receiving an answer.
Hot Topic: venting -do you need it & how do you prefer to process? 
realization: i don’t emote in public bc i don’t wanna give people ammo LMFAOOO i just realized this. and it makes sense in every way - i don’t tell people my chismiss or secrets bc i don’t want them to have something on me. i don’t wanna be a topic in somebody else’s chica convo. 
would love to work on my finances: download an app to help me - set aside $100 for savings each paycheck, $50 for personal investement, $50 for fun, $100 for family (food, etc) + standard expenses (apple, etc), + $50 gas 
4.29.22
Kehlani being an artist that i’ll always rock with and support. even IF i’m not obsessed with every track. it speaks louder volumes that i am attracted to her and her heart and her journey more than her ability to provide “baddie energy” or bops. (though she CAN do that when she wants to) 
i can tell her heart is someone that is genuine and pure and full of intent. i support her 
all these artists - Kiana, Victoria, Normani 
neither one is THEE One. they’re all important artists that contribute greatly to my story. and for that i honor them 
maybe there shouldn’t be so much pressure to be ALL this and ALL that. maybe there’s freedom and allowing yourself to choose the projects you wanna do and doing them well. instead of feeling the pressure to excel at everything - even the things you aren’t called to do. maybe the temptation of behind a Beyonce isn’t realistic- and that that’s exactly why she is beyonce. 
instead of duplicating one’s success- how about we find our own lane, where WE set the pace, the tone, and the groove. 
and do it well. 
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mastershot52 · 2 years
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Types of HUD
Dead Space
has a diegetic HUD, meaning it is part of the game world in this case displayed on the player character. Everything from the health being on the player's spine, ammo counter on their weapon to even the reticle being in 3D space projected as a laser, everything is a part of the game world instead of being on the viewport (the screen).
This choice of HUD makes sense in the story sense of gameplay, as the player character would need to be able to check his condition if he was real, hence it makes sense that he has all the tools at hand to do so. An easy way to implement this into my game, would be limiting the number of items my character can pick up, and creating separate sprites with the varying levels of item count to display them on my character.
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Persona 5
on the other hand, uses a traditional HUD not only efficiently but very frequently. P5 uses the HUD as a core gameplay mechanic for its turn based battle system, prompting the user with all their actions, controls, ally health and enemy type and level along with their health. And although it has many elements, the game does a good job of not cluttering the screen too much while relaying all the needed information.
This choice of HUD fits the game's style very well, as it pops out against the battlefield and fits the character's unique flamboyance as it stands out just as much and therefore doesn't clash with the models. If I decided to turn it into a turn based combat style, adding this to my game would be simple, as it would only require a couple of sprites for the different actions that could be reused every battle.
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Mirror's edge
Is a game that chooses to use no HUD entirely, the only instance of which being a blue hue around the screen when slow motion has been achieved. Other than that the game only focuses on helping guide the player using in-world ques like highlighting important objects red, although that isn't part of the HUD
The choice to actively not use a HUD fits the game from both a story and gameplay perspective, as the player character should only be focused on what is in front of them and the player themselves need a lot of visibility for the fast paced action of the game. Adding this to my game would be arguably quite difficult as I would not be able to show the player's consumables in an easy way, although I could use a diegetic HUD to work around not cluttering the screen, although showing the player's health would not be easy, or at least it would take a lot of time as it would most likely require the creation of a series of animations that show the character's health state which could be very time consuming at the sprite creation stage alone.
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Celeste
only uses a HUD in two instances: when interacting with a character or object through the use of interaction bubbles and dialogue boxes and when collecting strawberries in a level. Other than those two exceptions, the rest of the game is played entirely HUD-less, similarly to mirror's edge.
The choice to not use the HUD here very often makes sense as for the player, especially in the late game, it is absolutely necessary that they be able to see the entire screen in order to know how to maneuver around the various obstacles in the current level. Unlike in mirror's edge where there is no HUD at all, it would be much easier to implement Celeste's style of HUD as it shows the player their stats only when they change, making it much easier to display the player's current items only when they update which wouldn't require any additional animations.
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Super Meat Boy
also uses a quite minimalistic HUD, only displaying a timer during the gameplay element. Other than that there isn't much more to see on the HUD during gameplay in SMB, except for control guides.
As with Celeste, the choice to use barely any HUD works well for SMB as the player needs to see the whole screen at all times for the high level accuracy platforming required. As with mirror's edge, the difficulty to adopting this HUD style comes from not being able to actively display the player's items, which requires a workaround using animations but other than that it is the only difficulty.
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armed-and-alxne · 2 years
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Could there be an au where Luther was involved with the winter soldier program?
{out of ammo} Probably? I'm just trying to think if Luther would be mentally stable enough to survive the mental conditioning. In his own canon, he was brainwashed to believe some pretty crazy things with nothing more than abuse, repetition of ideas, and being lied to. There weren't drugs or computers or serums involved. So... if he can be broken down like that without any of those techniques, using ones like they did on Bucky might really break him beyond being usable. Granted, his conditioning began when he was twelve, and it never really stopped until he quit his job at around 40? 41? So the circumstances are a bit different from Bucky being frozen and unfrozen over decades. *shrugs*
Well whatever, assuming for the sake of argument that yes, he would come out of everything Bucky went through mentally stable enough to be of use to Hydra, and assuming he got some serum too, Luther would be freakin' lethal. By the time he was in his early 20s, he was already skilled in hand-to-hand fighting styles, knives, and many types of guns. He's great driving cars and motorcycles, he's very intelligent and is great with tech, he acted as Andrei's accountant, and he set up all his security systems, both digital-based and old-school hardware surveillance camera based. He's good at being stealthy, he's strong, agile, and has a lot of endurance. And so on... and that was without formal military training or super serum. So if he had that? He'd be... formidable.
But it would all be assuming they could repress his natural instincts. Luther naturally has a strong sense of justice and he gravitates towards protecting not killing. He also has big problems with violence against women and children. If his programming can keep his strong resistance to that under wraps and if it can override the seriously mentally damaging guilt he'd feel at assassinating a whole bunch of people, without his brain turning to mush... then yes, he could be a Winter Soldier, heh.
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gonk-droid · 2 years
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HC What type of RDR player the VDL Boys are
Crazy idea that came at me last night, basicaly, what if the boys played the game in a modern setting ? Might be a bit meta. It’s my first time doing headcanons but I had fun ! If you want to propose a SFW scenario, I’ll try my best writing some more :)
Dutch:
- Would mostly follow the storyline and find Dutch (duh) to be the most intriguing character of the game
- Would be a super history nerd and spend time online explaining what rockstar did right or wrong
- Always dresses Arthur elegantly and change his outfits for each occasion
- In online, he would definitly want to be the leader of a big gang and do high reward missions
Hosea:
- Would start the storyline then get lost roaming around the map, taking the scenery in. Stops and sit on rocks when he wants to find some peace
- He probably would spent hours trying to find each legendary animal and fish before even thinking of continuing the story
- Actually enjoys reading each page in Arthur’s journal, and crafting things at the campfire
Charles:
- Master hunter. He knows everything you need to know about any weapon and ammo
- Has his camera roll filled with artistic pics of the night sky or his horse grazing next to pretty lakes
- Took a selfie of him next to the legendary alligator to show his friends
- Likes to spent time in camp, doing the chores and listening to every character’s line of dialogue
- Is trying to do all the challenges but has a hard time
Javier:
- Really enjoys playing as John more, cause he loves the second half of the map
- Not against fishing sometimes when he wants to have a slow day playing
- Pretty casual with his way of playing, touches everything but never get too far into any
- Does enjoy the song nights around the campfire, especially when Javier plays alone
- Biggest fan of the “great great antagonize” technique
Arthur:
- Would play the story and most stranger missions he came accross while roaming around the map
- He would definitely keep his first horse and play with them till the end
- Like to play RP and actually walk around towns, listening to musicians in Saint Denis or in saloons, greating them. Probably also went a few times at the movie theatre after the Mary mission
- Never changed Arthur’s outfit since the beginning, likes to stay simple
John:
- Wants to be good but somehow always end up having terrible honor. He’s the type of person who wants to buy some apples in the Valentine general store, then happens to miss press his buttons and end up beating up some random guy, everything snowballing into killing the whole town and having to escape (and didn’t even get to buy apples)
- Never goes close to water and hates fishing
- Enjoys playing dominoes or poker with the gang occasionally
Micah:
- Is a dick to most NPCs
- Antagonize everyone in camp just for laugh (His favourite interaction is when Arthur tells Jack he doesn’t look like a Marston)
- Makes it a tradition to always take the worst choice possible in any given mission he come across
- Probably dresses Arthur with dark and edgy looking outfits
- All of his guns have black metal parts engraved with gold accents
- Likes to smoke cigarettes a lot and wonder everytime if smoking will make Arthur’s condition get worse faster
Lenny: 
- Looks like a casual player, is actually a big nerd
- Watches all videos he can find about the lore and secrets of the game. Is definitely the guy who teaches each gang member where to go to find gold bars and collectibles.
- Like to get drunk and attempt missions like this
- He reads all the letters and newspapers and tries to find some secrets between the lines
- Would play online and be the kind to give his legendaries to low ranked players to help them
- Is actually sad Arthur and Mary didn’t end up together
Bill:
- Enjoys hunting the most, but still finished the storyline
- He cried when his horse died but will never tell
- Likes to use melee weapons everywhere and slash random NPCs with the machete or pirate sword (Lenny told him where to find it) when he gets bored
- Has most of the trapper’s outfits and always make Arthur wear one of those animal fur hats
Pearson:
- He played the main game but flourishes in online
- The type to have the best campsite ever with a perfect stew cooking at all time
- Likes to RP a lot with other people on RP servers
- Is sad that there isn’t really much to do in the main game with boats, even if he enjoys using them everytime he spots one
Sean:
- Arson. The guy tries to set fire to everything and would shout “BOOM!” out loud everytime he does it
- Doesn’t really care about his horse, probably steals horses whenever just cause he can, and then get angry when his main horse doesn’t answer his whistles (he never bonded with them)
- Takes the notorious “Micah in prison selfie”
- Never pays his wanted prize, so the boy is constantly running away from bounty hunters
- In online he would duel any player he can find and end up spending all his time respawning everytime he got killed
Kieran:
- Spends most of his time trying to find THE perfect horse
- Always picks the lawful answer to any stranger mission (he does them all and loves them)
- Probably pets every horse he can find everytime he has to stop in a town
- Sad you can’t have a dog that follows you in your journey
- Is scared senseless of the serial killer side quest and had to ask Lenny to stay with him before he had to enter the basement
Uncle:
- probably plays once in a while cause the boys told him it was a great game
- He does play the story but keeps adding his commentary on every bad choice Dutch makes
- Thinks Guarma is wasted potential
- Tries to get on with prostitues then complain when he discovers you can’t
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entropy-game-dev · 3 years
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Balancing (Part 1) - Overall considerations
In this blog, I’d like to share with you guys some rules of thumb/tips/methodology that I’ve picked up over the course of my first round of inputting robot/move/part data into my various databases. I’ve had this first pass finished for some time now, and I wanted to write up what I’ve found while it’s still somewhat fresh in my mind.
Just as a recap, here’s what I was looking at for each category:
Robots: Stats, elemental affinities, moves, part slots, rewards, recruit conditions
Moves: Element(s) Costs, damage, targeting, secondary effects, status effects
Parts: Stats, elemental affinities, moves, power cost
All these aspects needed to be balanced against one another, and as you can see, there are a lot of things to take into account! I initially found this task quite overwhelming, but began to tackle it one bit at a time.
Primarily, I wanted my robots, moves, and parts to be memorable! My favourite RPGs have really really strong enemy identities, primarily a function of their affinities (if hitting weaknesses was a big part of the battle system), and their moveset. When you have enemies that can seriously affect your action economy by absorbing, reflecting, or take double/triple damage from a particular attack, it really mixes up how you approach any one encounter.
Even parts and moves can be memorable! The Final Fantasy games (I’m thinking mainly of 9 and Tactics Advance here) where equipment grants skills always made it super fun to pick up new gear. Similarly, moves with varying ranges, costs, and conditional effects (such as in Dofus, Wakfu, and Super Robot Wars), made them feel really good to use! Nothing annoys me more than having multiple spells be just copy-pasted with differing elements attached (Final Fantasy and SMT/Persona suffer from this greatly).
Thematic integrity - absolutely no compromises!
I really strugged to come up with the right word here - organic, ludonarrative harmony, thematic, flavor were all considerations - but the exact word doesn't really matter. My main consideration when designing content was that it absolutely MUST make narrative and mechanical sense in-universe. At a basic level, robots built for attacking would have strong offensive stats, and sturdy robots would have strong defensive stats.
Moving deeper, I also wanted their elemental resistances to tell a story. The rubbery-looking robot would reflect kinetic attacks, and a robot with a large generator would be charged by electomagnetive waves. A primitive communications device might act as a vulnerability point that spreads data damage to allies, and a robot made of particularly volatile materials would be sensitive to temporal damage. The same goes for their moves, I mean, if you have a robot that has a move that folds space in on itself, it better have a good reason for doing so!
So when I say no compromise, I mean it! If it meant the robot would be overly hard or easy due to an odd distribution of strengths, weaknesses, or stats, that's just how things have to be. Of course, I made sure that each unit has at the very minimum, one element it was weak to. A physically sturdy unit might have outdated architecture, making it vulnerable to data attacks, or a precisely calibrated timekeeper might be heavily disrupted by precise particle damage.
So I've spoken about this "organic" design moving beyond the specified bounds of balance, but I haven't yet defined what those bounds should be! Let’s have a look at that graph at the top of the blog. There are two axes, with easy/hard on the vertical and variable/homogenized on the horizontal. This represents my two primary considerations when designing interesting and challenging content, and the two areas show off my target zone (purple area) and how willing I am to stray from this (the red area). Importantly, I don't want EVERY enemy to land in the center of this purple zone, but rather, the optimal is to fill the purple zone as much as possible with different, interesting units, some hard, some easy!
The easy-hard axis
The vertical axis is simple to understand - being an indicator of how easy or hard a player would find a particular enemy at the appropriate level, or how much brain power should go into using a particular part or move. Enemies are intuitively easy to understand - challenging amounts of stats, a good spread of resists, interesting moves... basically nothing that'll stop the enemy from appropriately challenging the player.
For parts/moves, “hard” in this case represents those that were difficult but rewarding to use. For example, moves generally have costs that make the prohibitive to spam, and targeting ranges that need to be maximized to get the most use out of them. Parts too followed the same logic, both having bonuses and detriments to stats and affinities + a power cost such that you can’t just equip everything you find without purpose.
I believe that enemies/moves/parts that are harder to fight against/use will most likely more memorable and make for an overall better experience, and this is reflected in my graph's shadings. This is because you'll have to think more carefully and change up your tactics when dealing with them. I feel like this is more reflective of a harsher and more dangerous universe. Especially for someone coming from the past, it wouldn't make sense that some human is easily able to subdue ultra-advanced war machines! That’s not to say that there won’t be easy robots to fight, because fighting only hard things eventually becomes a slog, but on average I aim to make encounters feel dangerous.
The variable-homogenized axis
This one’s a bit tougher to conceptualise, but to me, this represents how much variance something could have relative to the average. An extremely homogenized unit might have 5′s in all stats, and no affinities. Completely run-of-the-mill. On the other hand, a unit that would be considered highly variable would have all its stats at extremes (~1s and ~10s) and no neutral element affinities - you’d always be hitting a strength or weakness no matter what element was used.
Parts and moves are also subject to balancing on this axis. A more "variable" move would have more of it's databases boxes ticked - it might have hp, energy, AND ammo costs, AND do multiple elemental damage, AND have a weird targeting mechanic, AND have an extra effect attached to the move, AND also apply a status effect... that's a lot of "and"s! Same story for parts, parts would be giving bonuses/negatives to almost all stats and resistances, as well as enable usage of several moves. Here, part and move variability is tied somewhat to how easy/hard they are to use.
Overall I wanted content that does require some thought into their pros and cons both inside and outside of battle, but not so much that the player gets overloaded and burnt out due to taking minutes assessing every possible move/target. As a result, there'll naturally be some easier to use moves and parts as well, especially earlier on!
In summary
I didn't want enemies to have too much OR too little going on. They had to be in the realm of "oh no, not this thing - I have to remember it gets healed by chemical damage and can dish out some nasty aoe attacks! Good thing it's slow!" Parts and moves had to have some benefit to using them, and not have any strictly better counterpart. This blog is getting super long so I'm breaking into two parts, with part 2 focusing on some of the tips and tricks I used to help make sure things were kept within reasonable limits.
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fizzingwizard · 3 years
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Episode 28~ Well, I heard this season’s supposedly got 60 episodes total (don’t quote me, that may be wrong) so we’re almost at the halfway point... I’m gonna wait till episode 30 to talk about that though.
This episode I actually rather liked, even though absolutely NOTHING happens other than the important things at the very beginning and the very end. That’s becoming a pattern this season - lots of nothing sandwiched in between hints of big dramatic things to come. Eh. But yeah, I liked it anyway :P for a few reasons that are probably not that objective. It’s not the kind of episode that’s gonna make you want to rewatch though.
Cap of the week!
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Look we all know Jou is exactly the kind of 12 year old who folds his clothes neatly even when lost in a mysterious parallel world. Also he brought more textbooks (social studies and Japanese). Aka more ammo for Mimi
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Last week we ended with Patamon evolving to Angemon in what was a pretty anticlimactic moment, despite a big villain being there and a cliffhanger ending. Seemed like a waste after all we went through just to get him.
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However, I do think the beginning of episode 28 makes up for it somewhat. Angemon gets to show off how Very Very Cool he is, but it’s also made clear that he’s not up to full strength. Seeing him throw all his effort into the battle to save them even though it’s clear he won’t win was actually pretty great.
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More typhoon winds throwing everyone back XD they must have so many bruises
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Poor Takeru gets thrown back all by his lonesome
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So last episode, I said I thought Darknightmon was gonna go for Hikari and was surprised and somewhat relieved when he stayed interested in Takeru/Angemon. Um... I guess that was a red herring x’D he’s after Hikari after all.
He literally says “I have no use for you” to Angemon LOL sick burn my dude
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Hikari: “There is a new cutest child.”
Takeru: “Um, actually the phrase is ‘smallest child’.“
Hikari: “No. Cutest child. Do not interrupt my moment, impertinent one.”
Grogu: “Did someone say ‘cutest child’?”
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Angemon’s peeved that Hikari stole the spotlight so he immediately jumps into the way and prevents Darknightmon from grabbing her.
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Angemon: “No one treats ME like some washed up has-been!”
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But as hard as he tries, Angemon just hasn’t recovered enough. It probably took all the energy Patamon had stored up just to evolve. His wings lengthen and release into millions of shining feathers, and both he and Darknightmon de-evolve.
I really did kind of enjoy this battle! Seeing Takeru be all strong and heroic, and the desperation with which Angemon tries to protect him... me likey.
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Next it’s a nod to 99 series! D-D-Digimon!
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Yamato screams like he’s at the dentist’s.
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There’s lots of freaky black lightning that rains down seeming to give dark energy and empower random Digimon who get hit by it. Just to ensure our heroes don’t get to waste time on any more “breaks”
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A single feather floats down where Taichi lands and dissolves. I am not sure what happened to it, if it did anything or if it was what protected them until this point...
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Taichi and Hikari wake up and discover they are alone. So last week I thought they’d get swept off into pairs... I didn’t even consider that they’d each wind up alone. Mixed feelings! On the one hand, seeing each kid interact with their partner and their partner only was one of the good things about this episode (except it wasn’t always true, which I’ll get to in a minute). On the other hand, my fears last week were that whoever ended up with Taichi would be overshadowed by him. Turns out, if no one’s with him but Hikari, that means all the plot stuff is with them and the others have nothing in particular to do. -_-; At least not this week. My hope is that it’s coming (and there were a few promising hints this episode so), but next week’s trailer looks pretty Taichi-centric too..
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Taichi: “Can I help it if I’m so charming cool awesome and dare I say it adorable”
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The impact of everyone being “alone” is cut short by the fact that they can all still communicate via digivice. I would be fine with that, except for what I said earlier - they wind up spending too much time talking to each other instead of their partners. Particularly the ones who like to Plan Things. Eh.
Yamato tells Taichi to protect Hikari, doesn’t even mention that he’s sadly separated from Takeru at this point ;_; He knows Takeru’s okay though because Takeru is also communicating by digivice.
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Sora: “Hello yes, it’s in my contract that I get to be awesome X number of times per episode, and I have doubts that you are making your quota.”
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I love how Tentomon’s job is basically Koushirou’s secretary x’D “Put my calls on speakerphone Margaret” “Yes Mr Izumi”
The partners really are suited to each other... Koushirou gets a secretary, Jou gets a mom, Mimi gets a gal pal, Yamato gets a therapist, Sora gets a sister, Taichi gets a... preschool child who eats paste... -.-’
takeru and hikari don’t count because they’re Special and their main attribute is Cute
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All the kids have ended up alone except for super-charged monsters who want to eat them. Palmon hoists Mimi up a very sheer rock trying to escape Golemon who is not great at climbing but doesn’t seem to know that
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Meanwhile Jou... is like “Ohh yeah, you guys have it so rough, I’m trying my hardest too, keep fighting the good fight y’all”
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He’s relaxing in the hot springs and freaking studying.
Gomamon’s unusually fine with it though. Because he gets to swim. He says “Let’s invite the others here.” They’re both like YEAH THIS IS WHAT I CALL A VACATION
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It’s all fun and games until the hairy guy with the tattoos and veiny arms sharing your hot spring starts staring at your ding-a-ling. Uhhhhhhh.
he does make the “Nanimono?” joke so all is well lol
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No matter what form he takes, Patamon is always an Angel 👼
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Takeru is alone but he has Patamon... but Patamon is...
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... ADORABLE... and conked out. Takeru’s so proud of him though, look at that smile *sniff*
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Taichi remembers to ask Koushirou how conditions are back at home. This kid is too organized.
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Koushirou: “News and variety shows continue as normal even though the world’s ending.”
I’m not going to get into everything he says but it’s pretty much more of the same regarding the power influx from the human world to the digital world and the way the Zurumon’s attacks are wreaking havoc with electronics...
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Taichi almost says “You’re so sugoi!” Almost. He’s grateful anyway. *chews on those Taishiro breadcrumbs till they’re broken down to atoms*
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Then... Hikari’s acting strange!
Agumon: “What are you looking at?”
Hikari: “I don’t know.”
Taichi: “You don’t know but you’re looking at it?”
Hikari: “It kind of looks like Steve Buscemi... it’s hard to tell”
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Taichi’s not too wigged out by freaky Hikari because he’s lived with her all his life, and she’s always been a freak.
Baby Hikari: “Shteeve... bushemiii....”
Agumon: “Your sister’s weird.”
Taichi: “Yeah but she’s MY weird sister.”
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Yamato is fighting, of course. He stops for a moment to be impressed by how well Takeru’s handling himself. Garurumon points it out. I suppose it’s simply time to accept that this season Yamato is just not the disaster boy he was in 99 x’D
Now have some gratuitous adorable Patabutt images.
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Patabutt patabutt pata pata butt butt
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Um... is it just me or is Patamon kinda... oversized all of a sudden lol...
Takeru: “Did you eat all of my candy stash again?”
Patamon: “I just can’t seem to quit”
Takeru: “That’s it we’re getting you into rehab”
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Patamon tries to fly but just can’t ;____; poor baby is totally wiped out. Takeru takes a long time to catch on to that. I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES SOMEWHERE, like Takeru has to protect Patamon instead of the reverse etc... pleeeeease don’t just leave this where it is writers!! The potential for cute is endlessssss
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On the matter of Things That Are Not Cute... -.-;
Jou: “Please stop looking at my junk”
Nanimon: “Stop looking at mine”
Jou: “YOU DONT HAVE ANY wait do you wAIT I DONT WANT TO LOOK”
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Mimi is much more useful! She discovers a shiny rock!
Theory!
This rock... could be the raw material for their Crests!!! Squeee~!! I mean, it’s about time something about that came up, assuming it’s still a thing. (Since they already seem to have their Crests loaded in their Digivices and got to Perfect level without any talk of values and personal strengths, I don’t know how much of the old Crest legacy remains in this season.) I, uh, did the same thing in my fanfic so I guess I’m just biased... These could totally be Evil Rubies Of Darkness and Terror but I’d rather have Crests :p Of course I would have expected Mimi to find green stones in that case sooo... maybe not.
Anyway she and Palmon are suitably distracted from running from Golemon and go mining instead. I’m sure that will not cause any problems.
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We swing back to Taichi and Hikari, who are being approached by a big scary monster...
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Taichi: “Watch my Tarzan impression.”
Hikari: “Nooo! I don’t want to be Jane!”
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Fortunately Agumon evolves just to catch them in midair x’D Now is not the time for impressions, Taichi, seriously.
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They are attacked by Volcdramon, which is a dumbass name.
Voldramon: “I AM VOLCRADMON, THE VOLCANO DIGIMON”
Taichi: “Velcromon the Velcro Digimon?”
Voldramon: “what NO i am Volcdramon-”
Hikari: “Voltronmon? Voldemortmon?”
Voldramon: *sniveling* “why does this happen EVERY time i JUST want to be one of the cool guys youre all such BULLIES”
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MetalGreymon and Volcdramon face off, but something’s not right! Much like... the Digimon in the last episode whose name I already forgot *cough*, Volcdramon seems able to absorb other Digimon’s power. This presents a problem because last time it took all of them shooting into its mouth together to overload it so they could win. MetalGreymon is having a hard time on his own as Volcdramon just absorbs all his attacks.
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Hikari prays to Jesus to save them. Digimon is approved for Christian families 👼👼👼
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ugggghhh I love them
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Taichi promises Hikari everything will be okay. His back-and-forth with MetalGreymon here is kind of cool. Every time MetalGreymon takes a hit, Taichi’s encouragement and coaching?? I guess keeps frustration at bay.
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Buuut eventually they’re both feeling pretty desperate :P It was hard for me to take this battle seriously since, after all we’ve seen MetalGreymon capable of, it seems weird that he should be struggling this much. But obviously they don’t just want to make him invincible. And this problem makes sense: the ability of Digimon to absorb attacks and turn them into energy is definitely a new problem.
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The question is, how do we solve it?
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Apparently it helps if you have a little sister who’s some kind of super battery.
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Taichi: “Nothing shocks me anymore with Hikari. She could announce she’s been Beyonce this whole time and I would believe it”
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WarGreymon appears (again) as his goldeny vision self, defeats Volcdramon, then promptly de-evolves back to Agumon.
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So the question is, why is this happening... From earlier episodes we know Agumon & co are some group of legendary warriors who have had their memories tampered with (??) to some extent (because they do still know each other, or at least Agumon and Gabumon remember knowing each other). Omegamon’s a given for that of course so I suppose that’s why. Hikari seems to be the key to unlocking the legendary warriors, maybe with Takeru. That’s my guess. Of course, Tailmon’s probably already in the bad guys’ clutches, much like Patamon was. I hope she’s still working for them. I want more double agent fun times. Also ANGST
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Hikari: “Thank you, Agumon-” *disappears*
Taichi: “GEEZ I can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t even breathe without something bad happening anymore, like excuse me for BLINKING”
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Yeah so... Skullknightmon appears and abducts Hikari like it’s nothing xD
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Skullknightmon: “What’s under arm number two? Iiiiit’s your sister!”
Taichi: “Aw damn, I wanted the sports car”
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Taichi quickly gives chase. I assume Agumon’s pretty exhausted after that and probably can’t evolve now. Bad timing. Oooor maybe this is all how Skullknightmon planned it...
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Then... the unthinkable! Hikari looks at her brother rushing desperately to save her... and turns away!
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Taichi is SHOCKED! Le GASP!
Taichi: “But but but I’m the MAIN CHARACTER”
Hikari: “Not anymore bitch it’s my show now”
Yeah okay jokes aside! This bit was AWESOME. Like, I’m sure it’s obvious that she can tell the voice that “called” her to the digital world is with Skullnightmon. Or at least, her heart’s telling her she has to go with him in order to meet that person (Tailmon, duh). I’ll be surprised if that’s not what’s going on. But... to so coldly just turn her back on her brother... I mean, maybe she also thinks she’s protecting him... but SHE JUST GOT HERE... holy crap...
To think we spent so long theorizing that Takeru would be the one abducted but no it’s Hikari... In retrospect should have been obvious. She’s 1) a girl and therefore a damsel, and 2) the one who was abducted in 99 xP
But I really like her semi-willingly going off with Skullnightmon. Much better than just screaming as she’s whisked away King Kong-style. In 99 she also got abducted voluntarily (I mean, it was coercion, so... that’s not voluntary, but you know what I mean). So they kept that in this season and I like it.
That’s it for this week’s episode! So the bits that I liked were the individual moments with the kids and their partners, of which we had more than usual but still not nearly enough. Nowhere near. In the end it was still a Taichi episode.
As a Taichi fan... it’s not like I’m ever sad that he gets more focus. But I love ALL the kids and they’re NOT getting development. We do keep getting hints about them but it’s so, so, so slow. To be fair, it’s not like we know THAT much about Taichi either. He gets so much focus because he’s always fighting. This season doesn’t seem concerned with personality and character bits like the 99 one, and I am gonna compare them for that. Because I think that was the heart of the 99 show. Without it, it’s missing something. I keep hoping it’ll come back, we keep getting those hints and special moments here and there, but the plot is such a distraction... if it was like a really good plot maybe I’d care less but...
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Next week...  as far as I can see, it’s another Taichi episode xP But I do think they’ll do the same as this episode and intersperse Taichi’s battle with what’s going on with the others too. If that’s how they do it, I won’t mind. It might even be better. Fine, Taichi can fight, as long as the others are showing us more about themselves and getting other things done in the meantime. Mimi and Jou both look promising. Takeru too. Sora and Yamato, not sure..
Koushirou better not just sit at his computer the whole time -___-
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Le owch.
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Taichi: “Look being the main character’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I have three concussions and six broken bones. Also I can’t feel my toes anymore”
hang in there bud im cheering for ya
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Hard Feelings
Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader
Warnings: Profanity, small anxiety attack, angst
Word Count: 4245
Request: josh and bed sharing 😭😔💕✌🏻 -@panickedbrain​
Author’s Note: Hopefully this super long fic makes up for my sporadic posting schedule! I hope you enjoy it :) (picture credit)
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“Here, let me get that for you,” Tyler said, grabbing your duffle bag from where it had been crammed into the backseat.
Shortly after waking up drenched in sweat, you had received an email from your apartment building that the air conditioning had stopped working overnight and was in the process of being repaired. That part had been manageable, even if it meant sitting on the couch in an oversized t-shirt directly in front of a fan on full blast, but by the time lunch rolled around, a second email had come through saying the issue was much bigger. The estimated time until it would be fixed?
Three days.
You had called Tyler immediately, asking if you could crash on his and Josh’s couch until the issue was fixed. After ten minutes, and what you assumed had been a household meeting, you got the confirmation that you would have a nice, air conditioned place to stay until your own building was back up and running. Half an hour later, you were speeding down the highway towards Josh and Tyler’s house on the edge of Columbus, a duffle bag full of your essentials tossed into the backseat.
“Thanks,” you said, slamming the trunk closed after him and hitting the lock button until the car beeped. “And thank you again for letting me crash here until my building is fixed. I don’t think I would have lasted another hour in that heat.”
“It’ll be nice to have you around.”
“I doubt Josh shares that sentiment,” you snorted. Ever since you and Josh had met, there had always been a sort of rivalry between you two: he teased you about not going on enough dates while you teased him about going on too many. This, of course, was only an elaborate coverup for how you truly felt about him.
“You’d be surprised, he actually seemed pretty excited to have you around.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“I’ve known him for three years, of course I’m sure.”
You followed him into the house, instantly reveling in the feel of cool air washing over your body. Tyler, not even slightly phased by your reaction, continued to walk straight into the living room and dropped your stuff onto an unoccupied chair in the corner. This, you assumed, would be your closet for the indefinite future.
“Where’s Josh?” you asked, realizing that you had been inside the house for more than thirty seconds without hearing a sarcastic remark.
“Out on a run. He should be home soon.”
“In this heat?” You looked out the window, as if to confirm that the sun was still, indeed, shining.
“I don’t claim to understand his actions,” Tyler said, holding his hands up in defeat. “Want anything to drink?”
“I’m ok, but thanks.”
You finally sat down and kicked your feet up on the coffee table, allowing yourself the first moment of true relaxation since you had received the email from your building earlier that morning. Tyler continued on into the kitchen. The sound of cupboards being closed and cups clinking together filled the once-quiet house.
You were about to ask Tyler about a recent date that he had been on when the front door swung open, letting in a gust of warm air. The conversation was immediately forgotten as Josh stepped through the door, his chest still heaving beneath his sweat-stained top. Strands of hair were pressed to his forehead, but he quickly ran his hands through them and pushed them back, making a mess of curls on his head. He started to look your way, so you quickly averted your eyes. The magazine on the table sure was interesting, huh?
“Hey, Y/N,” he said. You could detect his shortness of breath in the way he was talking.
“Hi,” you said, shooting him a smile as if this were the first time you had laid eyes on him. “Have a nice run?”
“It could have been better.”
He bent down to untie his shoes. His shirt - which really should have been considered a tank top, considering how much of the sides he had cut away - fell forward, revealing his sweaty chest underneath. You only stared for a moment before ripping your eyes away, already feeling your cheeks get hot. It just so happened that this was the moment that Tyler walked into the room. He caught your eye and wiggled his eyebrows, which earned him an eye roll.
“You know you want him,” he mouthed.
“Shut up,” you mouthed back.
Josh finally stood up and stretched. Though it was tempting to glance at him, you kept your eyes fixated on the posters hanging on the wall. Tyler already had too much ammo to tease you with as it was.
You were relieved when Josh finally went upstairs and you no longer had to overthink every glance in his direction. Tyler collapsed down onto the couch next to you and took a long sip of his drink before kicking his feet up onto the coffee table.
“Should I even say it?” he asked.
“It wouldn’t work, Tyler.”
“How do you know? Have you dated him before?”
The shower started to run upstairs.
“I don’t need to date him to know.”
“I’m sorry, Y/N, but that’s a little ridiculous.”
You turned to look at Tyler, letting your head roll back so that it was rested on the cushions. He took a sip of his drink and raised his eyebrows, waiting for your answer.
“It’s not! All it takes is one glance at us to know that we’re complete opposites, and we’re always poking fun at one another about it. He’s outgoing, confident, charming, willing to take risks… we really couldn’t be more different.”
“Haven’t you heard that opposites attract?”
“Haven’t you heard that’s bullshit?” you scoffed.
“Are you kidding? Josh always flirts with shy people because he thinks it’s cute.”
“Well he’s never flirted with me, so that must mean that he doesn’t think I’m cute.”
“Now that’s bullshit if I ever heard it,” Tyler snorted.
“Name one time Josh has ever flirted with me.”
“Are you kidding? You two were all over one another at the arcade the other night.”
“I was trying to beat him at skeeball!” Tyler shot you a look. “What?”
“All I’m going to say is that he wasn’t having a skeeball competition with anybody else.”
You rolled your eyes, “Whatever, Ty.”
“Come on, Y/N, will you at least give it a shot? One date?”
“I’m not putting our friendship at risk for the sake of one date that wouldn’t tell me anything.”
Tyler sighed loudly. “One,” he said, dramatically holding up his pointer finger, “one date is not enough to ruin a friendship if the friendship is strong enough. And two,” his middle finger flicked up to join the first, “one date is enough to tell you everything. How many times have you called me after a first date to tell me about how it wasn’t going to work out?”
You crossed your arms across your chest. Tyler was right and you both knew it.
“I’ll try, alright? But I’m going to take it at my own pace. And I don’t want there to be any meddling.”
“No promises,” Tyler grinned - a pit formed in your stomach - and leaned over to bump your shoulder with his own.
Before you had a chance to plead with Tyler not to get into the middle of it all, Josh came back downstairs. He was wearing a pair of basketball shorts and a loose tank top, though it wasn’t as revealing as the one he had worn on his run. His hair, no longer sweaty, was still soaking wet and falling in loose curls around his face. Water dripped from them, running down his collarbone until they hit the hem of his tank top. Tyler gently reached over and pressed on your chin so that your mouth was no longer hanging open.
“What did I miss?” Josh said, grabbing the neck of his tank top and using it to wipe away a stray droplet of water.
“Not much,” Tyler chimed in before you had a chance to. “We were just talking.”
“Were you dying of boredom without my presence?” Josh grinned.
“You wish,” you scoffed. Tyler shot you a look, clearly unamused by your sarcastic remark in place of flirting. You shot him an apologetic smile when Josh wasn’t looking.
“So, Y/N, Tyler said you’re going to be staying with us for a few days,” Josh said. He slowly made his way into the living room and lowered himself onto a chair, obviously still feeling the effects of his morning run. His legs stretched out, making his shorts slip just a little bit further up his thighs. The hangnail on your thumb suddenly became very interesting.
“Unfortunately,” you said, looking up for just a second to meet his eyes.
“Oh, come on, am I that bad?” he stuck out his lower lip. You chewed on your own to hide the smile threatening to overtake your face.
Distracting was a better word.
“Tolerable,” was the one that left your mouth, however. “Most of the time.”
“You know,” he said, holding his hands up in defeat, “I’ll take it.”
“What have I gotten myself into?” Tyler sighed, tilting his head back to look at the ceiling.
Josh answered, “Three days-”
“-give or take-” you chimed in, wincing a little as you pulled on the hangnail too hard.
“-of fun.”
“Fun,” he nodded. “Right.”
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“Alright, I’m back,” Tyler said, gently sitting back down on the couch and resting his cup of water against his legs. “Everyone ready?”
You and Josh answered with mumbled agreement. After a busy afternoon of reading and writing music - ok maybe your afternoon wasn’t that busy - the three of you had settled in the living room to watch the latest Netflix series together. The plan had been to only watch a few episodes and then go on a late night drive together, but it ended up sucking all of you in. Now, half past midnight, you were all still lounging in the living room watching the fifth episode of the series.
“This is the last episode for me, though,” you said. “I need to sleep at some point.”
“Good plan,” Josh nodded.
You turned to smile at him - the two of you had been getting along really well all night and you were beginning to think you might be able to follow Tyler’s suggestion after all - but your eyes went directly to his phone. His fingers were flying across the screen as he typed out a message to someone whose name you couldn’t quite make out. It only took one winky face emoji for you to figure out the nature of the message he was sending.
Maybe you didn’t even need one date to tell you everything.
Josh slipped his phone back into his pocket and you pushed yourself a little further into the couch, stretching your legs just enough that you could jam your toes into Tyler, a form of subtle punishment for getting your hopes up. He playfully pushed them away and you relented, not wanting to make him genuinely angry. He had only been trying to help, and it’s not like he had any control over Josh’s dating app habits.
You tried to get comfortable and pay attention to the show, but thoughts about Josh kept creeping back into your mind. It didn’t help that the fan in the corner of the room kept carrying the scent of his shampoo towards you. It was clean and nice and reminded you of mornings on tour when Josh would join you at the table to eat his cereal and ask you how you slept and tease you when you would tell him he was in your dream. Because that’s what you did: you teased one another and poked fun at your dating habits and most definitely didn’t flirt.
You pulled your sweatshirt up over your nose so that the only thing you could smell was your laundry detergent and the musty smell of your apartment that lingered on everything you wore. Now was not the time to have a crisis about your relationship with Josh and overthink every little interaction you had ever shared.
Thankfully, the show started to get interesting and your thoughts were quickly overwhelmed with trying to keep up with what was happening on the screen. Even though he was right at the corner of your vision, Josh was far from at the forefront of your mind.
“No way!” Tyler said, sitting up so fast that the water in his lap spilled all over your legs and the couch. He was still too preoccupied with the plot twist to notice. “She was- and he- you’re kidding!”
“Tyler!” you groaned, already feeling the water soaking through the material of your sweatpants to your legs.
“Oh shoot,” he said, finally noticing the mess he had created. “Hold on.”
Tyler quickly set his cup down and ran up the stairs. You gently removed your legs from the puddle that had formed and tried not to drip more water all over the place.
“So much for having a dry place to sleep,” Josh said.
Shit. You hadn’t even thought of that.
“I’ll just steal Tyler’s bed,” you sighed. “It’s his mess, he can pay the price.”
“Good luck with that.”
Tyler returned, now carrying a number of towels in his arms. He haphazardly tossed them onto the couch and started to pat at them, which seemed to be doing a surprisingly good job at soaking up the water. You grabbed one of the smaller ones and started to dab at your sweatpants.
“Hey, Dun, want to stop flirting and get off your phone for long enough to help us clean up this mess?”
“I don’t know, looks like you have it covered,” he said, looking over his shoulder.
“We do,” Tyler said, glancing at you.
“So it’s cool if I head up to bed?”
“Go for it.”
“Goodnight, guys.”
“See you tomorrow,” you said.
“Goodnight.”
You watched as Josh disappeared up the stairs and around the corner. After your talk with Tyler earlier in the day, tonight had not gone like you had hoped.
“Don’t even say it because I’m really not in the mood to hear it,” you said, standing up and throwing the towel down on the couch. “And don’t turn around.”
“Roger that,” he said. You could hear him continuing to dab water off the couch.
A new sense of frustration washed over you as you stripped off your sweatshirt in favor of an oversized Death Cab for Cutie shirt Tyler had bought you as a “congratulations for completing your first term of college” gift. He had given it to you the same day he announced he wouldn’t be coming back next term. At the time, you had been afraid that your newly formed friendship with him wouldn’t last, but here you were years later.
“Where am I going to sleep tonight?” you asked, failing to keep the edge of frustration out of your voice. You tossed your wet sweatpants over the back of the chair and pulled on your pajama shorts.
“With Josh.”
You snorted, “Very funny. You know, I’m beginning to think all the stuff you said about him flirting with me was bullshit.”
“It’s not bullshit and I’m not kidding.”
You finished tucking your clean sweatshirt away in your bag and turned to face Tyler, expecting him to have his usual dorky “got ya” grin on his face. When you realized he was just casually scooping up the now damp towels, your stomach sunk.
“You’re not serious?”
“I am!”
“Tyler Joseph, you are not making me sleep in the same bed as Josh.”
“Watch me.”
You started to sprint towards the stairs - Tyler couldn’t kick you out of his bed if you were already in it - but Tyler was faster, even with the towels in his hands. He took the stairs two at a time and slipped into his bedroom, closing the door just before you could get a foot inside.
“Tyler, please,” you said, grabbing the door handle and jiggling it.
“Work it out.” His voice was muffled through the door.
You sighed. Once Tyler had his heart set on something, there was no changing his mind about it. That door was not going to open until he wanted it to, and your unwillingness to sleep in the same bed as Josh was not a good enough reason for him.
You stood in the dark hallway for a few minutes, contemplating the options that currently stood in front of you:
Suck it up and ask Josh if you could stay in his room for the night.
Sleep on the wet couch and deal with the discomfort.
Go home and spend another night in your sweltering apartment.
Sleep on the floor.
You groaned and childishly stomped your foot against the ground, not liking any of your choices. On the other side of the door, you could hear Tyler casually getting ready for bed without a care in the world. He didn’t have to worry about a broken air conditioning system or a stupid boy or where to sleep.
Stupid Tyler.
“Is everything ok out here?”
Could this night get any worse?
“Yeah, sorry,” you said, turning to face Josh. Your jaw nearly dropped upon seeing him. Sure, you had seen him in pajamas countless times on tour, but never like this. He was wearing a pair of Adidas sweatpants that were resting way low on his hips. You couldn’t help the way that your eyes slid up his torso until they met his. Some of his curls were falling into his eyes, which you really hoped meant he couldn’t see how blatantly you were ogling him right now. His mouth curled into a smile around the toothbrush that was half-hanging out of his mouth. Think, Y/N, think! What were you going to say? “I just thought I would be able to bargain with Tyler since he… you know, with the couch? But since I’m standing in the hall, you can probably figure out how that went.”
“Classic Tyler,” Josh said, pulling his toothbrush back out of his mouth so he could speak. “You know, you could sleep in here if you wanted. My bed is big enough for the two of us.”
You hated that Tyler’s plan was working.
“Um, yeah, sure. I just need to finish getting ready for bed.”
“Cool, just hop in whenever you want.”
How was he being so nonchalant about this?
“Will do,” you said, giving him an enthusiastic thumbs up. He laughed quietly and disappeared back into his room.
You took your time going through your nightly routine, trying to put off having to be in the same bed as Josh for as long as you could. Tyler was probably laying in his own bed right about now, completely alone, feeling satisfied with the work he had done in pushing you and Josh closer together. The thought of it was enough to make you want to kick down his door and chew him out for putting you in situations like this, even if deep down you knew he was just trying to help you out.
Josh was already in bed when you walked into his room, scrolling through his phone. His torso was no longer on full display, but the light of his phone was illuminating his features. You made an effort not to stare as you walked over and slipped under the covers. The blanket was thick, but the fan at the end of the bed was producing enough air to offset the warmth. Besides, any amount of cool air was an improvement from the absolute hell that you had woken up to earlier that morning.
“Are you comfortable?” Josh asked. They were the first words you had exchanged since you entered the room.
“Yeah. Thanks for letting me sleep in here, by the way.”
“I wasn’t about to let you sleep on the soaking wet couch. You’re supposed to be comfortable while you stay here, not dealing with an issue that’s just as bad as a furnace apartment.”
“Tell that to Tyler,” you snorted.
“You should give him a bad Yelp review.”
You and Josh both laughed.
“I’ll do it first thing in the morning.”
The two of you exchanged some more small talk before finally deciding that you should get some sleep. After your friendly conversation - that featured a few flirty remarks on both sides - you were feeling a little bit better, though you couldn’t deny the tension you felt now that the room was quiet. It was like you could feel every little shift in his sleeping position and all the heat radiating off of him and hear every tiny change in his breathing.
And it was making it very hard to get some sleep.
You carefully rolled over onto your other side, which meant that you were now facing Josh, hoping that the change in position would relax you a little bit. After checking the time, and realizing you had spent nearly half an hour trying to fall asleep to no avail, you closed your eyes and tried to calm your mind. All you had to do was get to sleep, then you didn’t have to worry about Josh anymore. He would become a problem for you to deal with in the morning.
Unfortunately, sleeping Josh had different ideas. He rolled over, leaving his nose inches from yours, and flailing his arms all over the place. Your hands were just barely touching, sending tingles into your arm and erasing what tiny bit of tiredness you had managed to accumulate. You could feel your heart pounding in your chest from just that tiny bit of contact.
And you were supposed to spend all night in a bed right next to him?
Suddenly overwhelmed, you shot out of bed, tripping a little over the mess of blankets you had made while trying to fall asleep. Josh sat up instantly, his hands splayed out on the bed behind him, holding him up. He squinted, looking around the room until his eyes landed on you.
“Are you ok?”
“I can’t-” you heaved, “I can’t do this. I’m sorry.”
“Do what? What’s going on? Are you awake? Am I awake?”
“We’re both awake,” you said, resting a hand on your chest.
Josh slowly threw the covers off of him and got up, walking around the bed until he was standing across from you.
“What is going on, Y/N?”
“It’s just you and me in the bed and it’s overwhelming and I don’t know what to do.” The words were spilling out of your mouth before you could stop them. “First it’s the teasing and Tyler’s remarks and the pretty people on Tinder that are so much better than I’ll ever be and now I’m here in your bed and you’re right there and I can’t sleep because I can’t stop thinking about all of it…”
“Hold on, slow down, I don’t understand,” Josh said, furrowing his eyebrows.
“I like you, Josh, a lot. And I know I tease you and act like I don’t, but I really, really do.”
Josh closed the space between you, resting his hands on your cheeks with just enough force to finally get you to look at him. His eyes were shining.
“Can I kiss you?”
“Please.”
His lips crashed into yours and he tasted like toothpaste and smelled like shampoo and his skin was warm underneath your fingertips but not sweaty and you were completely lost in him. You liked the way his calluses brushed against your cheeks and how his lips fit perfectly with yours. You liked a lot of things about him, really.
“Sorry, that was really embarrassing,” you mumbled when he finally pulled away.
“It was cute.”
“Me practically falling out of your bed because our fingers brushed for half a second and then ranting at you incoherently at two in the morning is not cute,” you laughed.
“If I brush against your fingers right now, will it happen again?” Josh smiled, leaning close enough to you that his nose pressed against yours. His fingers ghosted the length of your arm and eventually brushed against your hand, his pointer finger just barely curling against yours.
“All my cards are already on the table.”
“I like your cards.”
“What?” you giggled.
“I don’t know where I was going with that,” he laughed with you.
“Thirty seconds into this… whatever it is and you’re already losing your cool.”
Josh grinned. “What can I say? You just do that to me.”
“Alright, that’s it, we’re going back to bed,” you said, grabbing Josh’s arm and dragging him back towards the bed.
“What do you think Tyler will say when we tell him about this?”
“I can already see the look on his face when we tell him he was right,” you sighed, sliding back under the covers. Josh joined you and opened his arms, inviting you to lay on his chest.
“If it makes you feel any better, he has to deal with us for the next few days.”
You smiled, “If we’re lucky, he has to deal with us forever.”
“I like the sound of that.”
When Josh leaned down to kiss you again, the entire world faded away.
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potatocrab · 4 years
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just a flesh wound
After being ambushed on their way back to Megaton, Rosie proves that only she can get away with bringing a knife to a gunfight. Butch stares on in wild amazement, though he’s a little annoyed by those feelings—don’t ask, it’s complicated.  
Butch DeLoria x Rosie Sheridan (Lone Wanderer)
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What was supposed to be a speedy trip west to the Super-Duper Mart had quickly turned into hours of stalking raiders and scavenging the abandoned grocery store for food and medical supplies. Butch was quickly questioning why he’d agreed to tag along with Rosie in the first place. It’d barely been a month since hooking up in Rivet City—maybe there was still time to get away from whatever the hell kind of crazy she was constantly finding herself wrapped up in.
Not that he was one to back down from a fight—ma didn’t raise no coward—he was only annoyed that both Rosie and that Craterside supply lady had assured the building would be empty. If there was anything he’d learned from his short time in the Capital Wasteland, it was that danger reared its ugly head at every possible second. Butch made a point to remember to stop believing it when Moira said it would be safe. She was, after all, the same person who’d sent him and Rosie into Minefield.
But now he was playing pack-brahmin, loaded up with more than a few bags of assorted junk they’d looted. Rosie’s load was considerably lighter, which Butch supposed was fair enough, considering her smaller frame. He was surprised she’d survived this long on the surface without bulking up, at least a little bit. Without meaning to, his eyes roamed down the length of her body. When he realized he was watching the curve of her ass as she walked, he frowned.
She noticed him staring—scowling—and her expression fell. “What?”
“Nothin’” he feigned ignorance, snapping his vision to the sky—immediately regretting the decision as the sun created blurry spots in his eyes. He huffed, adjusting one of the heavier bags. “Why’d you drag me out here?”
“You could’ve stayed in Megaton,” she mumbled.
“Pfft.”
Butch dared to glance over, only to find Rosie staring at her shoes as she walked with a full pout—why’d she always have to be so upset? Was it something he said? Why were girls—why was she—so complicated and moody? Why did he care? Whatever.
“Guess it’s a good thing I tagged along,” he mused.
In an effort to pack light, she’d left her plasma rifle at home. Which was a shame—when she managed to aim the thing correctly, it packed a serious punch, and Butch loved watching the weapon turn their enemies into bright green piles of goo. Rosie wasn’t much of a sharpshooter with anything else, which had him questioning how she’d managed to survive the Capital Wasteland for so long.
He eyed the holstered pistol on her hip, reminding himself not to stare at her ass. “Always knew I’d be a better shot than you, four eyes.”
Rosie whipped her head around, a blush already radiating over her cheeks. “I—”
Before she could—or couldn’t—say anything, a flurry of shots rang out in their direction, causing her to shriek in surprise. Butch barely managed to take notice of the group of hostiles running over the hill when more gunfire echoed around them, a stray bullet whizzing past his face and into the nearby pile of rubble. He didn’t hesitate to grab Rosie’s arm, practically pushing her behind the nearby burnt out car.
“Hey!” she yelled. Despite the danger, she obviously didn’t take kindly to being manhandled. She tried to push him away, but he tucked her head lower, even if that meant their bodies were huddled close in the confined space. Rosie didn’t hide her agitation. “Butch!”
“Would ya’ rather get shot at?” he snapped, holding back from shoving her into the dirt—though, maybe that’d be the safest hiding spot for her. He grumbled as he dropped the bags he was carrying, pulling free his pistol from its holster. “Thought we got all the raiders?”
Rosie shifted to lean her head back just enough, peeking over the edge of the car’s roof. She yelped, ducking back down as a spray of bullets came in their direction within seconds, ricocheting off the rusted metal of their flimsy hideout. At least the pre-war car was already smoked-out by a previous fire, otherwise one well-placed bullet and they’d be atomic toast.
“Those aren’t raiders,” Rosie explained, adjusting her glasses. “Those are Talon Company mercenaries.”
Butch checked to ensure his weapon was loaded but found that he didn’t have much ammo to spare after their grocery store escapade. “What’d ya’ do to piss them off?”
She didn’t have a chance to respond, though he could tell she was irritated by his pestering—but when wasn’t she? Instead, the two became instantly preoccupied by the advancing mercs, shooting off automatic rounds from a nearby barricade. When they paused to reload, Butch dared to pop up long enough to return fire, trying to count how many Talon bastards he saw as he squeezed the trigger of his pistol. At least one of his rounds managed to find a target, the man’s body crumpling to the ground as the others shouted. Rosie must’ve been shooting too, because another mercenary body fell shortly thereafter.
“You’re a good shot after all, four—”
He was rudely interrupted by the last Talon merc jumping out from behind the concrete barrier, blasting more rounds from his reloaded assault rifle. Rosie instantly yanked Butch back behind the car, but not before he felt something sharp and hot graze his skull. Within seconds he could feel something wet dripping down the side of his face, and when he lifted his hand to touch, it felt sticky. Gross.
“Oh God,” Rosie’s voice was hushed, if not panicked, eyes wide as she looked at him in what he could only describe as absolute horror. Not that she hadn’t looked at him like that before in their youth—but now, it was…a little worrisome. He pulled his hand away to see blood staining his fingers. Oh—yeah, that was bad. “Butch?”
He blinked, wondering why he didn’t feel any pain, considering he’d just been shot in the head. Was he dead already? “I don’t—”
Rosie shook her head, dropping her weapon to the ground so she could cradle his head in her hands, carefully. As if they weren’t in the middle of a firefight—except, the Talon mercenary seemed to have stopped shooting again. Either way, she seemed much more concerned about his injury, tilting his chin to the side and leaning closer despite his protest so she could examine it.
“It’s just a graze,” she sighed, relieved. “Medically—a flesh wound.”
“Oh goodie,” Butch had a hard time feeling excited when there was blood pouring from his head. “Patch me up, will ya’?”
“Come out! So I can finish the job!” the Talon mercenary yelled out, interrupting their clinical assessment.
Rosie’s eyebrows knitted together into deep concentration. “I think he’s out of ammo.”
She was right—he hadn’t reloaded or tried to fire on them in the last minute or so. Butch looked down at his own pistol and clicked free the magazine, muttering under his breath when he saw there was only one bullet left to spare. No way in hell he’d be able to make the shot in his condition. And Rosie—she might as well just shoot straight up into the air. As if she could tell he didn’t like their odds, she shifted to tug free the combat knife strapped to her calf—something Butch had never seen her wield. He knew she carried it, but as far as he knew, it was all for show, or for cooking when out on the open road—not for…
He eyed the large blade in her hand. “What’re ya’ gonna do with that?”
“There is more than one way to kill a person,” she responded, sounding more sure of herself—and more deadly—than ever before. Butch gulped, unsure if he was scared or excited—his heart was certainly racing, but he decided to blame it all on the adrenaline rushing through him after being shot.
Footsteps crunched in the dirt, signaling the merc was closing in on their hiding spot. “I don’t have all day!”
Rosie seemed to steady herself with a shaky breath, nodding once as she jumped up from her crouched position.
“Hey, wait—” Butch tried to stop her, but lacked the energy to pull her back to safety.
It didn’t matter anyways, as she startled the Talon mercenary into dropping his weapon—it hardly mattered if it was loaded or not. He defaulted to swinging his fists towards her, but Rosie’s small frame made her agile and able to dodge the incoming blows. Even though her attacker was more than twice her size, Rosie proved to be a worthy opponent. She grabbed onto the man’s armor, yanking him close as she plunged the knife into the gap along his side, twisting the blade once it was buried deep enough. Brutal, but effective.
Butch watched on, stuck in his own delirium, wondering if he was imagining the scene playing out before his eyes. He had a hard time believing the same scrawny nerd he used to tease back in Vault 101 was capable of killing a man with her bare hands. Rosie struggled to balance the weight of the mercenary as he gurgled his last breath, collapsing against her before she gave a sharp shove so he’d topple to the ground instead. She was breathless, chest heaving in and out as she studied the red-stained knife in her hand with a pensive frown.
As soon as Butch made a pained sound she was back at his side, tossing her weapon to the dirt and digging through her bag for her case of medical supplies.
“Okay,” she mumbled to herself, wiping at brow with her forearm, causing blood to streak down her skin like a macabre stain of warpaint. Butch wistfully thought to himself that it looked beautiful. Okay—maybe he was more delirious than he realized—did he have a concussion? How much blood had he lost since that gunshot…graze…flesh wound? Rosie wasn’t supposed to be beautiful—she was…she was…
“Ugh.”
“Hold still,” she instructed. She’d cleaned her hands with a bottle of purified water and dampened a clean towel with what remained. Though, as soon as she touched it to his scalp, he flinched away with a yelp. “I said—”
“Yeah, yeah!” he argued, leaning back when she gently tugged on the other side of his face.
Butch remained quiet as Rosie worked on cleaning his wound, carefully and quietly explaining to him everything she’d need to do in the process. He seemed to recall she always had good bedside manners as her dad’s clinic assistant, even when she had every right to refuse treatment or enact revenge on the likes of him. One of those dreamy thoughts came back as he wondered if her hands had always been so soft—ew no—what? Butch blinked hard, forcing the idea from his mind.
“More stitches from Stitches,” he muttered instead, unable to hold back from teasing. Rosie sighed, shaking her head in disapproval as she finished of the final tiny thread. Butch rolled his eyes—couldn’t she take a joke. “What’s the damage?”
“Lucky for you, the scar will heal,” she noted. “You’ll be back to breaking hearts in no time.”
What’d she mean by that?
Butch watched as she packed up her supplies, focusing more on her solemn expression. He had to wonder if he, or his injury, was the reason. He reached out to catch her hand, sliding his palm up to hold her wrist. Rosie flinched, glancing down at his hand like his touch alone burned her skin like fire. He’d noticed that reaction before—when he’d pushed them to safety and on numerous occasions before. When would she stop reacting that way around him? Sure, they’d had their difficulties in the past, but he’d apologized, and they both had agreed to a fresh start. He really needed to figure out why he cared so damn much in the first place.  
“I’m just one big burden, huh?” he huffed, instantly dejected by the own voices in his head.
Rosie peered at him, alarmed. “What?”
“Admit it, Stitches,” he pouted. “You can’t wait to be rid of me.”
For a long while, she matched his expression, and didn’t say anything. Finally, she shifted to sit next to him so they were both leaned against the shell of the burnt-out car.
“Don’t—don’t tease me,” she warned, cheeks tinted pink.
Butch tried not to grin. “I won’t, I swear.”
“I—” she still hesitated. “I’m glad you’re around, Butch. Without you, I’d have found myself in trouble, injured or worse. And not just today.”
For once, he decided not to crack a joke. He thought about saying something profound like, he’d gladly take a bullet for her but for starters—he’d already done that—and that it sounded far more romantic than he wanted to be. He tried to play it cool, even if his head and heart were swimming with unexplainable emotions.
“That’s what happens when you’re in a gang yeah?” he shrugged. “Blood oath and whatnot. Tunnel snakes for life, remember?”
Rosie glanced at him. “I never joined the Tunnel Snakes. You just gave me your jacket.”
Butch shrugged again and stuck out his hand, initiating a handshake. “Good enough.”
She nervously laughed, slowly sliding her hand into his, awkwardly following along with the movements he’d perfected with the former members—she’d catch on eventually. Her touch lingered and he decided in the moment that saying something nice might go a long way, especially with Rosie.
“I got yer back,” Butch squeezed her hand and nodded. “Kay?”
Rosie returned the gesture, along with a tiny smile. “Okay.”
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The Report Card – Fantasy High Sophomore Year Ep 15
Love Wins!
Welcome to an insanely chaotic episode of Fantasy High--even by the very high standards of this show.  How chaotic you may ask? Well, the first thing that happens is that Bill Seacaster point blank shoots Gilear to death for being in a relationship with Hilariel. Full dead. He is full dead. Strangely, his plan to bring him back as a janky devil does not do much to comfort Fig. Imagine that.
Bill’s pirates are looting the Bottomless Pit (Gorthalax’s domain in Hell) and Vraz orders Fig to make them stop. When she instead orders Vraz to eat her ass, Vraz nullifies all warlock deals Gorthalax made and brings none other than Johnny Spells (and his greaser pals) to join the fight!
Really, this fight is insane and it’s better served by a highlight real than a play by play so I’m just gonna give you some bullets:
All the PCs rolled super low initiative this fight which really kinda screwed them. Like Fabian was down to 16 HP one point and it was like, “Lol, this is the end of round 1.” YIKES.
A big part of this fight was just surviving long enough to get to the second level of hell and rescue Riz’s dad which I think was probably good for morale because the thought of this fight dragging on for more than a couple of rounds exhausts me. 
Fabian rolls off against Johnny right off the bat for the Hangman’s loyalty and Fabian wins with a 25 (and by coming out the gate with the word ENSLAVED which isn’t the word *I* would have used but a 25 is a 25 I guess).
He also has to contend with fighting Allistair who has a massive hole in his head filled with fire from Wicklaw eating his brain. It seems like Chungledown Bim is in hell too based on how Allistair keeps saying he’s gonna get him so he can shit in Fabian’s mouth. Of course, Fabian gets the better of him, but not before he deals out a fair bit of damage. 
Adaine uses an Arcane Hand plus her portent roll to just whole-ass throw Johnny off the ship. Like, he gets back up but it’s so funny to instead of fighting an enemy to just throw him off a set piece (see eg: Bloodkeep ep2).
Kristen Revivifies Gilear and Bill, the mercurial sunuvabitch is like, “We love the same woman! I just want her happy!” and gives him a gun. Kristen immediately is like, “Bro, you need to hide,” and Gorgug protects him while he does so (in a sarcophagus that has a 50/50 shot of being launched as ammo). 
Penelope shows up to the fight, eyes all black, wearing a shredded prom dress, and with shards of silver embedded in her forehead like a crown. Dayne and Daybreak also join the fight as messed up Harvestmen! It’s a veritable Smash Bros lineup of people the Bad Kids have killed!
Adaine and Fabian are christened the “Posh Squad” which is important to me, not to the fight. 
Adaine gets to counterspell a counterspell from Penelope, one of the sexiest things you can do in D&D.
Fabian declares toxic masculinity dead. Shortly afterward, he makes Brennan eat a die when Daybreak tries to Frighten Fabian, a condition he is immune to due to his eyepatch I gather based on the table reaction. 
Daybreak’s punishment in hell is a complete lack of self-awareness of why he’s there. He still thinks he should be sipping Mai-Tai’s in corn heaven with Helio while Kristen and Ragh are attacking him with gay spit (their words, not mine). Gay spit and, also, a ton of radiant and thunder damage.
Ragh gets some emotional catharsis by getting to body Dayne before Gorgug decapitates him. Very important step in the stages of grief. Decapitating the source of said grief. 
Penelope gets Sparta-kicked off the edge of the boat by Fabian after Ayda dispels her protective globe and Riz shoots Daybreak again for old times sake. Unfortunately, Penelope Misty Steps back up and Daybreak is hurt but not killed. Ayda does a cool Dr. Strange teleportation thing and does a bunch of damage to both of them. Fabian finishes off Penelope with a sheet/sword combo and between Booming Blade and a Psionic Blast (does she have this ability as a Bard or as a Warlock? Relatedly, when she felt something leave her was that her Warlock deal being nullified or was she feeling the deals leave her since she is sort of the temporary Gorthalax?) Fig destroys Daybreak. Johnny just falls off the ship with no PC intervention because he sucks. 
Bill also falls off the ship but Fig (with an assist from Gorgug) saves him and steals a scroll from Vraz on the way back up. By the by, earlier in the fight, she also had Baby Invisbly steal a random item from her. 
Anyway, as they reach the end of the end of the fight, Bill loads Riz into a canon (!) and shoots him into the city, hopefully towards his dad (to the distress of his party). He crashes through the window in a familiar looking building and, when he finds a hallway that he’s pretty sure leads to his dad, he goes towards it. 
He sees a familiar light coming out of a doorway (the interrogation room light) and a doorway next to it that is slightly open with steel thrones in it. There’s a two-way mirror between the two rooms and if he goes into the open one, he can see who is in with his dad. After checking for illusions and finding none, he stealthily walks in and sees, in the other room, his dad with a hulking pit fiend (30 ft tall, winged, almost dragon-y devil).
The pit fiend is questioning Pok about any regrets he had in life and Pok answers very uncharacteristically from the man we saw in the video saying he had nothing but high hopes for baby Riz. He says he had no regrets, his job was just a job, and that he only had a kid because Sklonda wanted one before going into a snarling goblin rage. The pit fiend smiles at that and says that Pok has promise so they won’t create a lemure out of him (a lemure is a weak, blobby devil). Two devils in the room with them whip him unconscious and then leave the room to go send more people to deal with Bill.
Riz Misty Steps into the room and does a self-imposed Wisdom check to steady himself after what he just heard--Nat 20 baby. Then, he opens his Briefcase of Holding, ready to scoop his dad into it when, the two lesser devils open the door and catch him in the act. But Riz persists in the scooping. They try to grapple him and he rolls a Nat 1 to avoid it. He *still* tries to get him dad. But then he notices, his gun is missing.
BLAM. The devils heads are blown clean off. He turns and he sees his dad has taken the gun--his gun originally--and shot the devils. Pok, who is amazed that Riz is there and no longer feigning apathy for the situation asks for an extraction into an earpiece, causing a halo to appear over his head and a beam of holy light to come down like a tractor beam.
“Wait,” says Riz. “You’re an undercover angel?”
“You got it, kid.”
Murph goes feral. The table goes feral. I go feral. What a way to end an episode!  
And now for an all-Dad round of superlatives:
Detention
Bill Seacaster for KILLING GILEAR 
I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain myself here. 
Honor Roll
Pok Gukgak for Officially Joining the Fantasy Fathers of the Year Club
Here either. 
I will, however, add a Hell Yeah!
Random Thoughts
If you haven’t seen it yet, the trailer for S5 of Dimension 20 just dropped and I won’t spoil it but, from the looks of it, it is gonna be a doozy.  
“Do not metagame with my freaking Dad!” Oh to have the support of an NPC Emily Axford has decided to imprint upon.
Gorgug: It’s been one year. We’re sophomores. 
“We support you as a DM and as your friend but also you’re our enemy.”
I think it’s very interesting that with just a little space and time from his dad, Fabian is finally having the proper reactions to his dad doing what I will charitably call shenanigans.
The level of distress and outrage from Emily when Gilear got shot was just *chef’s kiss*. I aspire to create an NPC that provokes that level of reaction from one of my players. Similar energy in a different direction from Ally when Daybreak attacked Tracker.    
“Adaine, the jocks are being feisty! Get out of there!”
Vraz calls Fig “the Faithless” as her devil title and she insists on instead being called, “the InFaethable”. I wanna know how long Emily’s been sitting on that one or whether she came up with it on the spot. 
Fabian upon seeing Johnny: Fuck off dude. I have too much going on right now. 
Brennan being the eternal DM mood: How do I get out of this?
Very wild how little time has passed since Leviathan. Like, Fabian’s had this whole arc and grown so much but, like, OF COURSE Allistair still wants to murder him! It’s been like two days. 
“I want to crumple up Gilear like a wrapper.”
A seven is a Murph 10.
The very specific way Brennan does foley for sword fighting (“Clang! Cling! Clang!”) is so funny to me. 
Cannot overstate how much of a power move it was for Kristen to go, “I’ve been PRAYING FOR YOU,” at Daybreak and knock him on his ass. 
I feel like I bring this up all the time but I love when Brennan is counting dice for a ton of damage and all the PCs are BSing reasons that it’s not a big deal like, “He’s just getting D4s,” or “Well I should get advantage for the reason just made up,” with everyone else fully playing along. ”
Allistair Ash, man. He is fascinating to me. I am so curious about what Brennan had planned for him originally because I feel like we barely scratched the surface before things took a TURN. He had two little moments in this ep that made my heart break for him a little: (1) When he says to Fabian, “If I die, I just come back a little bit worse but, if you die, you’re stuck down here with me.” and (2) when Fabian kills him and Bill grabs his soul and is like, “You know it’s gonna cost you X gold to revive you,” and he sighs and says, “Put it on my tab I suppose.” Like, I know he spent all ep trying to kill Fabian but I can’t help but be like, poor guy. He just has this pathos in his haplessness. I’m surprised Fabian didn’t make more of an effort to connect with him instead of being like, kind of like, “I will throw hands if I must.” Talking is a free action my dude. Anyway, I would love to see Brennan’s DM notes for this guy.   
Lou was really doing some expert D&D with all the second winding and bonus actioning and burning spell slots for extra damage he was doing. He was like, “My initiative is trash so I have to do approximately a million damage per turn.”
Lol at Ayda asking if it’s weird to talk about sex stuff in front of friends in a group that involves both Kristen and Adaine. 
Fig wishing she could do something cool in front of Ayda as if Ayda didn’t try to flood Hell on her behalf last week. My girl. You’ve already locked that down.
Not really an issue that’s we’ll run across during the run of FH but tieflings live 20-40 years longer than humans according to the official D&D lore. So lets say Fig lives to be 120 years old. And let’s say she sticks with her high school girlfriend and marries her. It’s possible they die at around the same time and then Ayda has to Deal With That in her next life but that’s not what I’m interested in. What happens if you’re a full elderly woman and your partner phoenixes into a child? What are the ethics of that? How do you deal with that? Chronomancy?
The horrified, “Love wins!” from Daybreak.
 Is there a reason the viewing room Riz was in had thrones in it or is Hell just very about the ~aesthetic~
Every time a DM asks for a HP total, my entire being clenches in prep for a Power Word Kill. 
“I’m gonna need a Dexter--”/”Counterspell.”
“You guys murdered me too but we hashed it out.”
I totally forgot that the Bad Kids lied that Ragh had shat his pants until the moment Adaine was saying it this episode. Freshman Year was WILD.
Also, just wanna take a second to talk about the elevation of Ragh from this side-note bully to a fully fledged, likeable character with depth and and an arc and gay spit. D&D is crazy. 
Summoning Boggy via Bloody Mary is such a delightful image. 
So, Kalina is the one that led Riz down the path that led to him finding out Pok is an Undercover Angel (!!!), which means one of three things: (1) She knew but miscalculated hard, (2) she didn’t know and made a different but also big miscalculation, (3) she did know and she’s doing some kind of 4-D chess thing we don’t know about yet. 
Ayda hitting Fabian with a portent and then swooping in and saving Adaine. So clutch. What a good NPC to befriend.
Speaking of, I think we all kinda figured, but Brennan officially said on Twitter or the Discord (I don’t remember which) that Ayda is autistic. Like, I was pretty sure but I didn’t wanna assume.
Lol at the absolute lack of respect Kalvaxus got in this episode. 
Pok as an Undercover Angel is SO GOOD. Like, I didn’t think he was really bad for a second but I never could have guessed he was an UNDERCOVER ANGEL. That’s such a dope combination of words. Undercover Angel (which my computer keeps trying to correct to undercover agent which isn’t wrong to be fair). Man. I love this. I love this for me and I love this for Riz. Riz deserves this. After so much crap in his life and so many mind games from Kalina and all this turmoil, he deserves to know that not only is his dad a good person who loved/loves him, he’s SO good that he’s an ANGEL and he was such a good spy in life he still is a secret agent in death. God, what a reveal. I can’t believe Riz got Spy Kids-ed TWICE by the same parent. Can’t wait to hear what exactly is going on with him.
Wait, what’s goblin heaven like? Which god is sanctioning this? Who is he working for exactly?
This episode, Kristen and Gorgug rolled 1 Nat 20 each, while Riz, Fabian, and Brennan each got 2. On the flipside, Adaine got 2 Nat 1’s, Fig and Fabian each rolled 1 that was cancelled, and Riz rolled 1 (in addition, Murph rolled two more which were lair actions and one of which was cancelled by a luck point so they don’t really count but it was very funny so I wanted to note it).
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Game Review: Aliens
Electric Dreams /  1987 / C64 
Also released on Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum, MSX and C16
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With one eye firmly on Halloween, we’re going to review some games that used to make us breathe heavily, grasping our joysticks tightly in our sweaty palms...
Based on James Cameron’s sequel to the archetypal sci-fi body-horror Alien, Aliens is possibly one of the most panic-inducing games of the 8-bit era. It goes without saying that it’s hard to actually scare anyone on an 8-bit computer, unless blocky, jerky and flickery graphics bring you out in a cold sweat. What you can do, however, is force the player into having to make a series of quickfire decisions under stressful conditions, juggling resources and trying to keep order in the face of the impossible, like an air traffic controller in a power cut.
Aliens is played from a first-person perspective, and at first glance seems like a fairly simple game. You start in the middle of the operations room in LV-426, in control of Ellen Ripley and a team of 5 space marines who’ve been sent to find the alien queen and rid the base of her menace. You get a cross-hair, which is where your bullets will go. You can look around to the left or right, and you can step through a door to another room with a press of the space bar.
Nothing much is happening right at the start of the game, but don’t worry, it won’t stay that way for long!
The queen sits in a room right in the depths of the base. You use the keyboard to select individual team-members, but you can only directly control one at a time. Each member is represented by a nice little image and a stat bar showing how tired they are. There are no practical differences between each team member, which is a bit of a wasted opportunity, but the images are still a nice touch if you’ve seen the film, and help the player identify with their soldiers. Your team grows weary if they move too far without a rest; they’ll be unable to move and will aim more slowly until given time to recuperate. 
You can issue orders for any team member to move a number of rooms in any compass direction, and they’ll carry out your instructions to the best of their ability once you switch out. On the way you’ll encounter alien warriors, eggs and face huggers... or they’ll encounter you as they’ll actively try and hunt down your group. 
When one of your characters is in the same room as an alien you’ll hear a warning noise. This is a sinister beeping when you’re not controlling the character directly, and a panic inducing klaxon when you are. What ensues next is a desperate fumble to find the correct key to select the character who is in trouble, followed by an anguished pan around the room in search of the invader. Obviously you’ve only got a limited time to do all this, and the warning tone gets quicker and increasingly agitated to make sure you’re well aware of this fact. 
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I see you!
Once you spot the alien, you’ve got to line him up and blast him before he gets to you. One head-shot should do it, but you won’t get a clean shot, because by now your heart rate is sure to be through the roof. He’ll run right at you too, making you waste a bunch of (limited!) ammo on him.
If you’re super lucky, several team members will be attacked at the same time, which is probably more tense than doing a driving test naked with a wasp in the car.
If the alien gets you the warning tone will change to a forlorn peep. That signifies your character being bundled up for immediate xenomorph oral impregnation. You’ve got a short time to get someone else to the room to take the alien out, but if you don’t get there in time you’ve lost them for good. Their little picture will disappear and you’ll get nothing but static if you switch to their screen.
Another nasty twist: if you blast an alien in front of a door it’ll leave a pool of acid blood which will kill your character outright should they try to exit that way.
There are a few things you can do to keep yourself alive. You can shoot out the control panels next to any door, which will prevent aliens coming through for a time. This is a one-time only deal, because you’ll have to blow the door open if you want to use it again. You can also re-stock a team member’s ammo at a specific room in the complex. This is useful, because running out of ammo is as good as a death sentence. You’ll also need a map. There’s no in game map provided, though the room number each character occupies is shown next to their image. The full price release provided a fold out map in the box, and you’ll need this. Make sure you have a copy handy, because the game is almost unplayably hard unless you have one!
One last thing. The aliens spread a sort of fungal growth around the rooms, which can cover doors and must be blasted away. There’s a generator room somewhere in the complex, and if the walls there get covered by alien fungus the LIGHTS WILL TURN OUT!
I can’t emphasise enough what bad news this is, because hunting for aliens by shadows alone is probably about as much fun as falling into the sharps bin in an STD clinic.
Film licenses had a pretty bad reputation for the discerning 8-bit gamer, tending to be shoddy and quickly thrown together efforts. Aliens is both an excellent game in its own right and perfect at evoking the tension and atmosphere of the film. There’s also quite a bit of tactical depth here too. Do you keep your group of soldiers together? Move as quickly as possible to the queen chamber? Maybe try to fan out and secure the generator room and armoury?
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Ripley is looking a bit off colour today.
It’s also worth mentioning that there was also another Aliens game released for 8-bit micros, developed by Activision in the U.S. This takes a different approach to the license, presenting the film as a series of mini-game levels such as landing the drop-ship, fighting your way through the base to save Newt, the last surviving colonist, and the climactic one-on-one mechanical loader duel with the alien queen. This is also a good game, and well worth seeking out if you're a fan of the franchise, though for my money not quite as well conceived and executed as the U.K. version.
Playing it today
If you don't want to follow the obvious route of emulation and you’ve got a real C64, Amstrad CPC or Spectrum to hand, this should be easy to pick up for a few quid online. If you fancy something slightly more polished, there’s a fine looking windows PC remake ‘LV-426’ by Derbian Games that can be downloaded for free.
Commentariat
Tim: Ah, Aliens. Back when the franchise was actually scary and not a pastiche of itself.
As I suspect many others, I bought this on budget when it appeared on the Ricochet label from Mastertronic. This release really lacked the one thing that helped gameplay. A map.
The full price release had pull-out one included with the game; Mastertronic however, probably decided that including a separate sheet for just one title would have cost too much. And been yet another inlay for the staff at Menzies in the Clydebank Shopping Centre to lose. Zzap 64 published one for those of us without, but as I didn’t have that issue, I was in the dark. Quite literally, as it was more fun to play with the lights off.
Life is too short to make maps, so instead I ended up creeping about the complex, not really knowing where I was. Sounds dull, right? Well, no. The game oozes atmosphere; the graphics are tight and well executed, and though the C64’s SID chip is hardly taxed, the sounds that are there do the trick. The throbbing noise when an alien approaches, your exhausted marine out of ammo but still you frantically pull the trigger of their Pulse Rifle in the vain hope that maybe, just maybe there will be one last shell in there to give you a fighting chance. What I particularly like though is the freedom of gameplay, choosing to use your team as individuals or cooperatively as squads, investigating the different parts of the base separately. Pretty cool, when you consider it’s all done in just 64k.
Do I have fond memories of it? Yes. Would I play it again? Absolutely.
Meat: This game is an intense experience, likely to elicit some strong swear words if you’re not in the right mood for it. It’s certainly engrossing stuff though, and tough to beat. One thing though. Which genius decided that the ‘m’ key should restart the game? You know, the one next to the ‘n‘ key you use to tell your soldiers to move north? Nice one.
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Pop: I played this a few years before seeing the film, but in retrospect it’s a very clever use of the license. It was also a really tense experience for an 8-bit game, particularly later on when your soldiers are assaulted by wave after wave of aliens and face huggers. Like many games of the era, it’s perhaps a little arcane for today’s audience, what with having to use the keyboard to select the different team members, but still playable and still enjoyable today. It’s the kind of game I can imagine working perfectly on a VR helmet, though that might be a little too much immersion for comfort!
Strangely enough, one of my strongest memories of this game was actually waiting for it to load off cassette tape. The Mastertronic re-release copy I played (borrowed off Tim, of course!) had a neat game of space-invaders that you got to play while waiting for the loading process to complete, accompanied by some very atmospheric music. This ‘invade-a-load’ appeared on a few C64 tape games, but in my head it’s always tied to playing Aliens.
Score card
Presentation 4/10
Very basic indeed. No intro screen, title crawl or music. The box contained a map, which is essential and should have been a part of the game itself.
Originality 8/10
An extremely novel use of a film license. The mix of first person perspective, team management and light strategy elements put this in a class of its own. Sadly, most licensed games of the 8-bit era tended to use cookie-cutter gameplay which was usually executed better elsewhere.
Graphics 7/10
Very clear and atmospheric, you’ll have no problem working out what everything is. The images for the team members are well drawn and clear for an 8-bit system. On the down side, rooms are drawn predominantly in a single colour and a little more variety in the room designs would be nice. The aliens walk like they’re going for a relaxing afternoon stroll, but the animation when they rush your position is very effective.
Hookability 7/10
Immediately intriguing, but the use of the keyboard and advanced controls for commanding team members require the investment of time to enjoy.
Sound 3/10
Played in near silence, except for gunfire and the alien warning siren. This actually makes the game more atmospheric. A title tune would have been nice.
Lastability 7/10
A decent challenge, it seems impossible until you form a good plan on how to tackle the assault on the base. Like many other games of the era, how much you get out of this game depends on how much you’re willing to put into working out how to play it effectively.
Overall 8/10
A fine example of how to compress the tension and drama of an action film into 64K.
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Red Ninja Babe Headcanons
Since Tumblr flagged the original post since I had lots of nsfw gifs in it, I’m just reposting this because I still love this red baby of mine.
Warning: Probably lots of spelling mistakes and errors cuz I’m a lazy dumbass that doesn’t like to proofread
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Tsūrunaka Hattatsu:
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General info:
Name: Hattatsu Tsūrunaka (Hattatsu meaning growth or enlargement and the Tsūru for his last name meaning tool)
Age: 17
Birthday: July 28
Zodiac: Leo
Height: 5’10
Weight: 201Lb
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Prussian Blue
School: Seijin Academy
Class: Second Year, class 5
Alignment: Hero
Physical description: Average height, muscular body, serious features, square/chiseled jaw, an ‘X’ scar on his left cheek, thick eyebrows, wide eyes, slender nose. He looks generally handsome but can come off as rather intimating and scary. He has that cool, dangerous, and mysterious look about him though that is not how he really is.
Quirk (as said on the wikia): “Gigantification Quirk: The main strength of this Quirk is that it allows the user to increase the speed, strength, and size of the things the user touches, This can be used on bolts and Nails, Also seems the user can increase the speed to bring forth powerful momentum to increase the power of the user’s attacks, while the sudden increase in size can increase physical strength and destructive range of the weapons.This Quirk is very versatile As the user can customize the ammo to specific situations like using Tungsten against fire Quirk users. It is unknown if this Quirk is restricted to inanimate objects.”
Likes: curry buns, fluffy things, dogs
Dislikes: Dry weather, pickled fish, failing
Current concern: “I want to make my mother breakfast in bed for her birthday but I have no idea what to make.”
General:
He as born on July 28 in a hospital in Osaka, Japan and was given the name of Hattatsu Tsūrunaka (first-last Name).
He was an awfully quiet baby, mostly observing his surroundings and people, wanting to soak up as much information as he could with his wide eyes. He was awfully observant as a babe and picked up on a of things even at such a young age. It made him look rather serious and angry to say the least but it honestly added onto his his cuteness.
Plus!! He had super chubby cheeks and the sweetest little frowny eyebrows. His mother has a lot of photos of him with his little angry expression on his face and she can’t help but gush at them from time to time.
However, despite his angry or serious expression, Hattatsu was an incredibly easy baby to deal with, never putting up too much of a fuss with anything and was usually okay with people holding him and wanting to be close to him. He was a rather chubby baby so everyone wanted to kiss and hug him, and usually most babies are fussy or whine for their parents, but he rather enjoyed getting to meet so many new people and would even smile when people showed him affection.
His mom also dressed him up in a lot of bear onesies when he was a babe. He has a least four different types of Bear onesies in different colors, but her favorite was the brown one. She would mainly have him wear them during Christmas and would let him walk and play around in them until he was tired of wearing them.
He was really attached to his mother as both a baby and a toddler because she was really all that he had since his father died a short time after he was born. He would often cling to her leg or hold her hand wherever they went, always keeping a lookout in case some scary man tried to talk to his mother. He would also (try, mind you) to cook for his mother in the mornings to surprise her, but would usually end up making a mess or burning something, resulting in lots of tears and apologies from Hattatsu, but his mother couldn’t stay mad at him for long.
The day Hattatsu got his quirk was a bit of a wild day. He was in the park with his mother and dog, happily throwing around a ball when playing fetch with their dog. When it was Hattatsu’s turn to throw the ball, he sneezed mid throw which somehow activated his quirk and made the tennis ball grow at least 50 times it size. Both his mother and dog and everyone around them were extremely shocked and surprised at what they had just seen, but their shock turned into awe soon and claps went around for Hattatsu to congratulate him on finally getting his quirk and for the force it seemed to have.
After that day, He started practicing on his quirk more, using smaller objects and making them bigger. It took a lot of energy from him but he was a real strong kid and would train himself for hours to be able to both make the object big, and keep it that way for a while, soon moving up to making multiple objects bigger and holding their form.
It wasn’t until he was in middle school when he realized just what else he could do with his quirk. Not only could he enlarge an object by a great amount but he could also increase the speed and the destructive force of that object.
And true to how he was as a baby, Hattatsu grew up to be rather serious and took lots of his classes and training seriously. He had a strict regimen that he followed everyday to keep himself and his quirk in peak condition. He wants to be the best he can be in order to make both his mother and late father proud.
With this in mind, he didn’t get to make many friends and only really greeted people if he walked by them and said his goodbyes after school before going home.
And contrary to how he may look, he isn’t interested in becoming a hero for the fame and glory, but he’s in it for the money.
Much like Ochaco, he wants to be a hero to earn enough money to support his mother. He believes that after everything she has done and sacrificed for him, the least he could do is give her the majority of his earnings to make her life easier. He and his mother sometimes get into arguments about it, but he is determined to help his mother in any way he can.
With all that in mind, Hattatsu  immersed himself in his training and studying to hone his skills to use his quirk efficiently and get noticed by some top schools. He kept all his grades up and made sure to get perfect scores on all his physical exams and training.
When he got into Seijin Academy, he and his mother were extremely happy and excited that he had gotten into a rather good school. The school was known for its discipline and intense courses and was known to have birthed many great Pros so it was just perfect for Hattatsu.
With that being said, Hattatsu made sure to be even more rigid with his schooling. He easily became the top student in his class, always passing his homework, schoolwork, and exams with flying colors. There has never been a time where he has gotten less than an A- on anything.
However, he isn’t a jerk about it. He rarely boasts about his grades and actually helps his fellow students a lot with their school work when t comes to subjects they are weak in.
Like Momo, he holds lots of study/homework sessions at his house (since he is an off campus student) every Saturday. He lets students from any and all classes come to his house for a full day, spending an hour or so on different topics before giving them a little quiz to do to see if what he had been tutoring them on has really payed off.
In doing this, Hattatsu was able to make a lot more friends. People were pretty surprised that he was so open and talkative despite his serious outlook and they often describe him as being rather blunt but in a humorous way.
His closest friends are the Yellow Ninja Twin babes, Ezra (the one with his left eye covered) and Dezna (the one with his right eye covered), the Green Ninja Babe, Hanzo and their group name is called the Seijin 4.
He is dubbed the “Dad” of the Seijin 4 because he is always nurturing and protecting his friends with everything he has. He always gets them out of trouble or funks they may be in, always lending them a helping hand when he knows they need one.
And just like fathers, his jokes are usually dad jokes that he makes unironically. It’s just how his humor is. Sometimes he’ll say a dad joke and his friend will burst out in laughter and he’s just very confused as to why they’re laughing so hard.
When he is being funny though and wants to crack a joke, his jokes are usually lengthy but boy do they make you weak. They’re so skillfully told and thoughtout and they will bring you to your knees in a fit of laughter.
He is usually modest but can point out someone else’s faults/weakness. He doesn’t do it on purpose, but sometimes he can’t help but point out someone’s weakness/fault when in combat or when he is trying to correct them if they come to him for help.
He can also be a bit of a jerk because he is pretty blunt from time to time. He doesn’t see the point in withholding the truth and will always say what is on his mind, although he will apologize if he has realized he has hurt someone
Respects women 100%. There is nothing he wouldn’t do to help any woman in need. If they need something from the top shelf, he’ll get it for them. If he is approaching a door with a woman behind him, you bet he opens the door and steps aside to let her in first. If he’s at the lunch table and one of his friends that’s a girl comes to sit down, he will offer up his seat or help her push in her seat. And lord, if he ever sees a girl crying you can bet he will drop everything he is doing to help her out. He will be her shoulder to cry on or let her vent all her frustrations to him, giving her advice where need be and if she asks for it.
However, Hattatsu is actually shy around girls most of the time too. I think it’s pretty safe to say that Hattatsu — well, the Seijin 4 in general — is a heartthrob and he often gets love letters and confessions from different girls and even boys and he just gets so flustered. Each time he gets one his face outmatches the color of roses and tomatoes by a landslide. Even the tips of his ears and neck turn a deep scarlet color with each and every love confession he receives.
Around boys, he’s just very stiff and nods. He really doesn’t know what to do when guys confess to him. He knows girls are a lot more soft and fragile than men are and knows how to deal with them, but he is completely clueless on what to do when guys confess.
Hattatsu is also rather talented. He has a lot of hidden talents that not even his mother knows about. A few of his many hidden talents are that he can balance anything perfectly, he knows lots of random facts on any topic, and he can make himself cry on command.
He can speak four languages (Japanese, Korean, English, and French) and is learning German and Italian currently.
He can speak a little too fast at times too, and it really messes up his sentences and he gets slightly embarrassed about it. When he rolls over his words because he’s speaking too fast, he stops himself, takes in a deep breath before starting his sentence over.
He also slips into German sometimes when he’s excited or angry or experiencing any type of intense emotion. He gets a little embarrassed about that too, but he gets over it a lot faster since people are usually amazed by it.
He works out on a daily basis without fail. From the time school is out until 6pm he is in the gym, cranking iron until his shirt is sweat soaked. He wants to be able to mold and strengthen his body so he can create and later perfect his ultimate move which involves him carrying an object he has made bigger. His muscles are huge and his chest has been chiseled by Apollo himself and his abs could great even the hardest of diamonds. Dude looks good.
But… he is a little self conscious about his body, mainly his nipples because they’re a very pink and he feels like they stand out too much.
He actually wears a fundoshi unironically. He just thinks they suit him a lot better and they keep everything protected. However, he does wear boxers when he is at home.
He’ll never let anyone find out but his mom buys all of his underwear for him. You didn’t hear this from me.
His eyesight is slightly poor. He can’t really see things that are far away so he has to wear contacts when he’s at school or during training/combat. However, when he is at home, he wears prescription glasses. His mother thinks that his glasses suit him and he looks a lot like his father with them on.
The biggest dog lover out there! If there is a dog anywhere near him, he will rush right over to the dogs owner and ask if he can pet it. You know that one video where the guy is petting a cat and he says “it takes a pet like no problem”? That’s Hattatsu with dogs.
He likes fluffy pillows bye
When he was younger, he didn’t really know much about cooking and would often burn foods, but he’s gotten a lot better and has perfected many dishes. Everyone that tries his food loves it and he will often do requests that his friends have and bring it to school for them. He is also a really good baker and will bake for his friends (mostly his mother) quite often.
His taste in music goes from hard core punk rock to classical scores.
He rolls his “R”s a lot. Either when he’s speaking a different language or when he’s worried and scared.
He has the patience of a God which adds onto his Dad role. He has a few baby cousins and they love him so much. They often want him to play with them and ask him a whole bunch of questions and not once does he ever get annoyed or snap at them. He just lets them ask questions after question and he answers them without issue!
In general he is just very good with kids and loves playing with him. He wants to have a big family and be able to play with them often.
He has a stuffed bear named Hano-Chan since he was a kid and he is not afraid to let people see it. Hano-Chan has been his favorite thing forever and he will not be embarrassed if someone asks him about it. However, if anything ever happens to sweet Hano-chan, he would flip out. The Bear was a gift from his father and he’d be damned if anything happened to it.
He puts a lot of focus into his hair without realizing it. When he’s not in his uniform, he likes to style his hair in a spiky and unkempt look that really suits him. There are points of hair all around his head with some loose strands falling in front of his face. He buys a lot of gel and conditioning products and has several different types of combs that he uses to style his hair.
He actually does a lot of self care and hygienic things. He likes to keep himself fresh and smelling good because he doesn’t want to stain everything he touches with the smell of sweat. He showers twice a day and uses Bulgari soap to give him that manly smell. He also uses unscented shampoo because he doesn’t want to have clashing scents on him. He makes sure his nails and teeth are always clean and makes sure not to touch his face too much to avoid acne.
He also does a lot of the House chores and lets his mother rest whenever he gets the chance. Things like laundry, gardening, washing the dishes, feeding and washing the dog, and other general House cleaning duties are all the things he does in his free time to help take the burden off his mother’s shoulders.
He can play the piano really well. He started learning when he was younger and was pretty good at it then, but now he is even better. He plays a lot for his mother when she is reading or when she is feeling down.
Boyfriend:
He is such a sweet boyfriend. Like I said, he is a complete gentleman and really only ever wants what is best for you. He will go to the ends of the earth for you if it means your happiness.
He opens doors for you, pushes in your chair, gets you random flowers every other day, makes you lunch, anything that puts a smile on your face.
He is a little nervous when it comes to physical affection. He doesn’t exactly know where he should and shouldn’t touch and he doesn’t want to overstep any boundaries you may have by touching you somewhere you don’t like. He always asks before he touches or holds you, wanting to make sure it’s okay with you first.
However, if you’re the one that wants to be close and physically affectionate, he’ll let you do so without issue. You can just come up to him randomly and wrap your arms and legs around him and he’ll just accept it, setting downs whatever he may have had in his hands and holding you to him until you’ve had your fill.
He loves holding your hand and kissing your forehead though. He thinks it’s one of the most innocent and intimate gestures of affection there are and he just lives for it. His favorite times to hold your hand are when you’re walking together or cuddling. It just makes him so warm inside because he just wants to be connected and close to you at all times.
He is the type of boyfriend to not really understand a lot of girl things, but tries his best. If you send him out for tampons/pads, chances are he might get the wrong brand/size but he tried his best and he’s really sorry about it so you can’t even be mad at him. And please don’t ask him about makeup because he knows absolutely nothing about it. One day you asked him to buy you a beauty blender and he bought a literal blender and said “I don’t know how this is going to help but here it is. Please mind the blades when you use it, babe”
During the winter you shall never be cold because he offers many if not all of his hoodies and sweatshirts to you to wear. Your closet is ¾ your clothes and ¼ Hattatsu’s hoodies/sweatshirts. He just doesn’t want you to get sick and his clothes are just big and trap a lot of heat in them and he wants you to have em… and it may also be because he really likes seeing you in his clothes. His hoodies reach to your knees and your arms can barely poke out of the arms and he just thinks it’s adorable.
He will always let you sleep on him if you need it. All you have to do is ask and he will bring you onto his lap, your chest against his with your arms and legs wrapped around him and your head in the crook of his neck. He’ll even take of the shirt he is wearing to drape it around you as a form of blanket because like I said, baby doesn’t want you to be cold or get sick.
Hattatsu will almost always go along with any date plan you have as long as it doesn’t involve anything too dangerous. If you want to go smirking at the beach, he’s game but sets up a lot of precautions. If you want to go to a movie, sure thing, but just let him pay for everything. If you want to go to a cafe, he’s totally down, but let him get the food and pay for your drinks at the very least.
Speaking of dates, the ones he plans are always so… amazing and whimsical. Like on your first date, he took you for an evening picnic with food that he and his mother made together. He would have secured a park bench for you both and dressed it in a nice table cloth and even brought some mason jar fairy lights to help illuminate the table for when it got darker. The food and the scenery and the time of Day was just so perfect. You swear you were in like some fairy forest eating food made of wild fresh herbs, spices, and fruits.
However, your favorite date with him (which is something you guys do quite often now) is when he took you in his truck to a large field of grass and flowers. There, he had let you frolic in the grass and flowers whilst he took pictures of you and soon set up a photo timer system so that he could join you and still capture more moments. Afterwards, he told you he had another part to your date and asked that you stay in the front of the truck whilst he bustled about behind it. Eventually he came to get you and showed you what he had been doing and it was breathtaking. He had laid the bed of the truck with a thick duvet and on it lay his computer, some popcorn, chocolate, flowers, and some more fairy light fixtures and pillows. On his computer was a downloaded version of your favorite movie. You both watched the movie and eat happily, laying together on the bed of the truck before stargazing once the movie was over.
You can’t tell me that he doesn’t have a WIP scrapbooks he’s been working on since your second date. It had pictures of both you and him together, doing different things with smiles on your faces and cute little filters on some of the pictures as well. As time goes on, I’m sure he would have at least three scrapbooks made, one for you and him both, one for you that he keeps himself, and for him that he’s given to you.
He calls you the cutest nicknames ever: “Sweetpea, love muffin, gumdrop, sweetie, love, pumpkin, joy, bright eyes, babe/baby, sweet cheeks, angle cakes.” And the best thing about these names is that he doesn’t do so to be sickeningly sweet, he just genuinely likes those names for you. He’ll even say them in different languages sometimes as well. Also, he really likes for you to call him sweet nicknames as well, but his all time favorite is “Bear”. When you call him that his knees go weak and his heart thrums against his chest like the wings of a hummingbird.
Speaking of languages, he likes to speak to you in the ones he knows fluently. He does so when he’s being really sweet and affectionate or when he wants you to learn the language along with him.
He gets rather jealous sometimes. He trusts you completely, but he doesn’t trust other people. You’re a huge catch, you’re perfect and beautiful and anyone with any type of sense would want to be with you, so when someone talks you up and tries to flirt with you, he just… boils where he stands and glares at the person flirting with you before going over and getting between the two of you.
And don’t get me started on how protective he is of you. If there is any kind of inconvenience or danger near you, you are behind him so that he can take the full force of any attack. He doesn’t know what he would do if you were the one to get hurt. He will carry you if your hurt or if there is a puddle on the floor and he will most definitely sacrifice his life for you too.
You guys have sleepover saturdays too. You you dress up in animal themed onesies (him in a Brown Bear onesie and you in a puppy onesie) and you both camp out on his couch and watch movies and shows and talk to one another well into the night before getting to bed, cuddled up against one another.
He is the most understanding boyfriend ever. It might be a little angering just how understanding he is but he just doesn’t want any conflict between you two. Fights are a rarity and if one ever does arise between you both, he will do everything he can to understand your side of your argument and bring it to a mutual close before it escalates to anything.
He hardly ever cries but every time you wear a dress the tears just flow down his cheeks before he even knows what’s happening. You just look so beautiful and pure and it takes the breath from his lungs.
He will also cry during moments in which you two are both peaceful and close. Like it’ll be the middle of the night and you two are in his kitchen, your feet on top of his as you both dance. He’ll break out in silent tears because he’s just so happy to be in a situation like this with you.
He texts you quite a lot. He just loves to keep in contact with you, checking up on you throughout the day, sending you wholesome love memes, and pictures of himself to you. Actually that’s something he does very often. It’ll be during random times of the day when you get a picture message of Hattatsu, smiling into the camera with a caption that says “Hey, starshine. How’re you doing today? I’m about to go to the gym but I’ll chat with you later. I hope you’ve had enough water and food today. Let me know if you want me to come over.” You have to save all of his pictures because they’re honestly just so cute and handsome and you swoon at each one.
Hattatsu is also the type of boyfriend that likes to video call when you guys are a distance away. Say you’re on vacation in whatever country and he’s stuck in Japan, he’ll set up times in which you both can video chat and talk to each other about how your vacations are going or anything you feel like talking about.
He brings you food a lot. He knows all your favorite restaurants and food vendors and is aware of all the snacks and foods you favor more. You’ll be chilling at home or in your dorm room and suddenly hear a knock on your door and it’s just Hattatsu with bags of chocolate, chicken nuggets, fries, milkshakes, and a few cookies. He just likes to know you’re eating and even if it’s not the healthiest foods, he’s just comforted that it makes you happy and that you appreciate what he does for you.
He actually also invites you to a lot of dinners at his house with his mom. All three of you would be in the kitchen cooking and talking and having a good old time together before sitting at the table to eat everything.
To be honest, even though he is a bit of a health nut, he won’t ever push you to eat healthy and work out like he does unless you want to and ask him yourself. If you do want to lose weight or get in shape and you come to him for advice and help, he will gladly do so, but he won’t ever put too much pressure on you or be annoying with his motivation.
Working out with him is actually a lot of fun because he listens to music that really gets your blood pumping and makes you want to move.
He becomes like a mother hen when you get sick, doting on your every need and doing whatever he can to make you feel better and get you back to your full health. At school, he’ll go to all of your classes and ask your friends and teachers for all the notes you’re missing and when he finally gets to you at home in bed, he’s making you soup, reading your notes for you, changing the towel on your head and making sure you’re the perfect temperature.
NSFW Headcanons Below: 
Home boy has a big dick, okay? 6 inches of uncircumcised and pure power and boy is it thick. He has a lot of noticeable and very sensitive veins on his cock and it drives him completely crazy when you run your tongue on them. His head is blunt and wide but you’re thankful for it because if his head was any smaller, it would hurt a lot to get his shaft in you because that thin is thick!!!! His cock has a lot of darker pink tones, kind of making it look as though it should belong to an older man but it really suits him.
He doesn’t have much pubic hair and usually shaves it down. He thinks that it gets in the way and adds drag to his movements. However, when he goes through periods in which he doesn’t shave, his pubic hair gets really thick and coarse and he even has a little happy trail.
Okay, so Hattatsu has no experience at all. Sweetie doesn’t even know what a vagina looks like, I shit you not. He grew up his entire life never having seen a single vagina but when he does see one he is pleasantly surprised.
However, he has taken some Family Life classes so he knows how sex works, but he’s just… very embarrassed about it.
He doesn’t masturebate often either. Dude is practically a saint. He gets horny quite a lot but he just can’t bring himself to touch himself most of the time, especially when his mother is in the house.
When he does masturbate though, he likes to take his time, Giving his shaft slow, long strokes that has him gasping for air every time his fist reaches to the tip of his cock and squeezes.
Boy does he love playing with his balls. They’re extremely sensitive and are always so full. He has to bite down on his pillow or hand or anything he can reach to stifle his moans because it just feels so damn good.
Also… he cums a lot. Like a lot a lot. Like the first time he ever came, he was extremely panicked because he had made such a huge mess. There was a huge stain on his bed and a mess of his cum on his shirt and legs. He nearly had a heart attack and his mother was very confused when she saw him washing his sheets so early in the morning.
He prefers masturbating in the shower, leaning against the wall and jerking himself off as the hot water beats down on his body. But when he masturbates on his bed, he likes to do so on his hands and knees, using one hand to hold him up as the other jerks himself off. He makes sure to keep a towel or something to catch everything once he reaches orgasm though.
When it comes to actual sex, he’s very awkward and makes a lot of mistakes the first couple of times.
When he first sees you naked, he’s a bit stunned and just doesn’t know what to say,  so for a while he’s just staring at you with his mouth gaping open and his hardon bobbing in satisfaction at the sight before him. It made you extremely nervous and self conscious so eventually you just called things off because you couldn’t take it. He made sure to apologize and explain himself though.
When it came to attempt number two of having sex, he let you take the majority of the lead, letting you instruct him as to where he could put his hands, where and how you liked to be touched, and basically just how to properly please you without being too awkward.
But man… man oh man, is this boy just in awe of your body. You’re just so beautiful to him and he can’t help but stop and stare at your body below or above him.
He eventually becomes a lot more used to your body and how everything works and turns into a very sensual and gentle lover. All his actions are full of love and are light but leave such an intense and intimate burn on your skin. Sex with him will always have you gasping and moaning and clutching him close because a moment without his touch would just be too unbearable.
He is a huge titty man. It doesn’t matter what size your boobs are, he just loves how cute and round they look and will always want to touch and hold them (with your permission). He won’t really say it out loud, but you’ll be sure to pick up on just how much he likes your breasts because he pays a lot of attention to them, always marveling at them, gliding his rough fingers along your nipples and in between them. And if the way he sucks on them isn’t a dead giveaway too, then I don’t know what else is.
When he sucks on your nipples, he does so calmly, slowly, letting his mouth encase the hard bud and giving it long sucks that draws the best moans from you. However, he gives off a few moans himself too because he’s just so pleased by the way they feel and taste in his mouth.
At first, he is pretty vanilla too. He didn’t think kinks were necessary for sex, but he would comply with whatever you want to do as long as it isn’t too extreme. But after you showed him some kinks and different things, he found that he started liking them.
Things like spanking, praise, nipple play, and orgasm denial really excite him. It’s never anything too heavy, but whenever he does it he feels himself growing closer and closer to his release.
He also really like having music playing in the background. Things that are slow or warpy or have really intense beats really get him into the mood of things. Some examples of songs he’d bang to are Never Be Like You by Flume, Champagne and Sunshine by Tarro, and Quick Music Doodles by Two Feet.
He has really sensitive nipples. They’re a bright pink and sensitive and there is hardly ever a time when they aren’t hard and perky. If you play with hem or even do so much as graze your fingers over when when having sex, he’ll melt.
Hickies are another thing he really enjoys, mainly receiving. He likes that you want to mark him as yours, to let everyone know that he is taken and that no one else can have him. He will wear his hickies or any other sex induced mark you give him with pride (just as long as his mama doesn’t see em)
He really likes the missionary position or any position that lets him see your face. He wants sex to be an intimate and close experience between the both of you and doing it in the missionary position is perfect for that. Other positions would be like spooning, you on top, or with his legs crossed and you on top.
Hattatsu is kind of bad at giving oral but he tries his best. He’s just awfully sloppy and doesn’t know how to multitask down there, but if you guide and help him a bit, he can get the job done nicely.
He won’t ever say it lest he sound like some pervert, but he really loves receiving head and cumming on your chest. He knows he cums a lot and that it will be kind of gross but he just… really wants to do it. If you ever allow him to and continue to allow him to, he will enjoy it so much.
His moans are so deep and low but he doesn’t do it very often. He’ll let out those sexy moans every so often and you’ll want to do everything in your power to have him make more of that sweet sexy noise.
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Bungie Weekly Update - 2/21/19
This week at Bungie, the Drifter is preparing for a turn to lead the next season.
We’re nearing the end of Season of the Forge. Guardians have plundered the Black Armory of its secrets and weapons. Shaxx hosted Crimson Days and Lord Saladin is watching over the final Iron Banner of the season. Before the Drifter takes center stage, we’ll be hosting a Raid-Along livestream featuring Scourge of the Past. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to build a raid from the ground up, this is your chance to peek behind the curtains here at Bungie.
Scourge of the Past Raid Along
Date: Tuesday, February 26
Time: 10 AM–12 PM PST
Watch: Twitch.tv/Bungie
Members of the Raid Test team will be fighting the good fight, as designers, artists, producers and more lend commentary on taking an idea and creating the greatest challenge our game has to offer.
Alright, Alright, Alright…
To get Gambit primed for the Season of the Drifter, we have been working on some Quality of Life improvements We’re changing the way this little game is played, based on our own experience as players and a lot of feedback that we’ve collected since Forsaken launched. Today, Senior Designer Robbie Stevens is speaking on behalf of the team to take us through the changes you can expect on March 5.
Robbie: As we build on the Gambit theme in Season of the Drifter, we want to make sure to address some of the top feedback items for the base activity. Below is a sneak-peak of changes we’ve made based on the community’s feedback. Expect more details and additional quality-of-life changes for Gambit when Season of the Drifter drops on March 5.
Changed the third round of Gambit to a Primeval rush sudden death. This will speed up Gambit matches overall and add a change of pace to the final round.
Overhauled how we choose the invader spawn location and increased the number of invader spawn points for each map. This should greatly reduce the chances of spawning very near or in direct line of sight of an enemy Guardian.
Implemented Idle Protection which means that players that remain dormant for too long will not receive end-of-match rewards or Infamy points.
The Triumph “Light vs. Light” can now be progressed by killing any Guardian using a Super, not just invaders. This makes attaining the Dredgen title a less daunting task.
Adjustments to Blocker types by deposit tier:
Small Blocker = Taken Goblin with less health than the previous Phalanx.
Medium Blocker = Taken Captain with more health than the previous Knight.
Large Blocker = Taken Knight with more health than the previous Ogre.
These changes arrive with the Season of the Drifter. To get you ready for the change in seasons, we’re enabling Triple Infamy for the final week of Season of the Forge.
Triple Infamy
Start: 2/26/2019, 9 AM PST
End: 3/5/2019 
Are you looking to become a Dredgen and impress the Drifter? Or maybe acquire a few weapons to round out your collection? Wins, losses, and bounties will all reward you with increased Infamy throughout the week.
Back to the Sandbox
Alongside the Gambit quality-of-life changes, our Sandbox Team will be fine-tuning some weapon archetypes to refresh the gameplay experience in Destiny 2. The following is a quick preview of some changes coming with Destiny Update 2.2.0, with developer commentary from Sandbox Designer Victor Anderson:
Linear Fusion Rifles
These Energy weapons have dominated Gambit for quite some time. First came Sleeper Simulant. Then came the Queenbreaker. We’ve made them less forgiving so we can enjoy a change of pace.
Linear Fusion Rifle aim-assist values will receive an adjustment to reduce effectiveness at very long ranges.
While Queenbreaker has high aim-assist values by default, we discovered an issue where it was not honoring aim-assist values that applied to other Linear Fusion Rifles of the same archetype. This resulted in Queenbreaker having over double the intended aim assist.
Linear Fusion Rifles will receive a 10% damage increase in PvE to compensate for the above changes.
Shotguns
In Season of the Drifter, we’re making a few changes to rapid-fire Shotguns, and the Full Auto perk. We're doing this for a few reasons, one of them being that the Full Auto perk feels far too important to Shotguns in PvE. This perk effectively doubles the damage output of any given Shotgun due to the rate of fire increase.
While we believe it is important to have useful perks on your weapons, the efficacy of this was so impactful that rapid-fire Shotguns became the only Shotguns worth considering for PvE. When the following changes release in Season of the Drifter, we hope you might be inspired to equip an aggressive Shotgun or maybe even take a slug Shotgun for a spin in a PvE activity.
Shotguns will receive a damage multiplier in PvE activities, effectively doubling their damage.
The Legend of Acrius is an exception to this.
Full Auto rate-of-fire bonus for Shotguns is now +10%, down from +100%.
In addition, it no longer increases the Shotgun pellet spread.
Default rate-of-fire values for have also shifted:
Aggressives are 55 RPM, up from 45 RPM
Precisions are 70 RPM, up from 55 RPM
Lightweights are 80 RPM (they were erroneously stated to be 90 RPM previously)
Rapid-Fire 140 RPM, down from 200 RPM (they were previously natively 100 RPM, but due to the intrinsic full auto, actually had 200 RPM)
Also reduced base damage for Shotguns across the board to align with their new rates of fire on a per sub-archetype basis.
Ammo reserves for Shotguns were re-evaluated due to the increased efficiency of having more damage per shot.
We also took the opportunity to slightly adjust Shotguns for the Crucible. While Shotguns will remain effective in the Crucible, we have toned down the range at which Shotguns could secure a one-shot kill.
Additionally, the team has some information regarding balance changes for the One-Eyed Mask Exotic, which will release with Update 2.2.0:
One-Eyed Mask
In various combat situations, One-Eyed Mask has been too effective, and has become a non-choice Exotic for Titans in PvP environments. After implementing the following changes, we believe the Exotic will still be potent if used well, but there will be more opportunities to counter it.
The duration of the Mark of Vengeance has been reduced from 15 seconds to 8 seconds
The way players refill health after a successful kill has changed. Before, it restored all of your health and the overshield refilled over time. Now, the health refills over time alongside the overshield. This should give a leg up when encountering situations where multiple people are fighting one person with the One-Eyed Mask equipped.
Vengeance will no longer trigger for players in Super. This was making Supers far too potent.
A new season means a new reality in combat. Keep up the chatter, and we’ll keep curating the Sandbox so that Destiny adapts to the way you play!
They’ll Be Your Guide
Navigating the various destinations of Destiny can sometimes be difficult, whether a snag occurs when following a quest line or an enemy fails to appear in the world. The Player Support Team is here to shine a light on the right path forward so you can get you to the loot you’ve been hunting.
This is their report.
Destiny 2 Update 2.2.0 Resolved Issues Preview – Part 2
Following the conversation from last week, here’s the second batch of player-impacting issues that we expect to be resolved with Update 2.2.0 in early March.
“Mint Condition” Triumph: The “Mint Condition” Triumph is not unlocking.
“Forged in Fire” Triumph: The “Forged in Fire” Triumph is not unlocking.
“Master Smith” Triumph: The “Master Smith” Triumph is not updating for Rare research frame completions.
“Calculated Trajectory” Triumph: The “Calculated Trajectory” Triumph and medal do not trigger in Iron Banner.
“The Eternal Return” Emblem: The emblem “The Eternal Return” is not updating each time players conquer Dûl Incaru in the Dreaming City.
“Senior Recruiter” Emblem: The emblem “Senior Recruiter” is not updating for Refer-a-Friend referral completions.
“Black Armory Devotee” Bounty: The “Black Armory Devotee” bounty does not progress when using non-frame Black Armory weapons.
Check back next week for our third and final Resolved Issues Preview for Update 2.2.0. For the full Destiny 2 Update 2.2.0 patch notes when they are available, players should monitor our Updates page.
Relics of the Golden Age
Also resolved in Update 2.2.0 is an issue that has caused confusion regarding the “Relics of the Golden Age” quest for Sturm. Currently, one of the steps in this quest directs players to “decrypt” five Legendary engrams and one Exotic engram. In Update 2.2.0, this quest description will update to direct players to “pick up” these engrams, which aligns with Year 2 world-drop engram behavior.
To set the correct expectations, here are special cases that players should be aware of when completing this step:
Prime Engrams do not count toward this quest step.
Vendor rank-up rewards and Cryparch-purchased engrams do not count toward this quest step.
Fated Engrams and direct-purchase Exotics from Xûr do not count toward this quest step.
Engrams left in activities that recover to postmaster do not count toward this quest step.
Year 1-style Legendary and Exotic engrams that slot into players’ inventories and require manual decryption do not count toward this step. These are very rare, but are still available from some sources.
As always, players who encounter gameplay issues should report them to the #Help forum.
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People might be talking shit about fo76, but i watched my brother play the beta today-- my machine was still downloading it and the game-- and the first person he met was 14 levels higher than him. The other player saved him from robots, then dropped two bags of weapons, ammo, water and a couple food items.  They waved at one another a bit before wandering on.  Bro wandered into someone’s house by the moonshiner’s hut, and used their workbenches. It was set up with several beds and places for other players to sleep.  Second person he met was working on their house and he waved. They waved back and then blocked him from going in their house and took out a gun. He got off their porch and waved. They sent the heart emote and dropped some radaway and hatchets. There was more waving till he wandered on. 
Next he ran into a group of 3 other players doing a community event with the farm bots. He and one of that group went into the building and the other guy covered him while he reset the bots. 
Like... Don’t get me wrong-- it very much feels like a world that has been divested of it’s human inhabitants. The Scorched and the Ferals are not... they might have tool use and weapons, but they have lost what made them human.  It’s a world where the few people you run into is very much, from what i could see, a relief-- because there’s a reasonably good chance this fellow human won’t kill you. It might be low, depending, but there isn’t the absolute certainty of violence.
It is a world where people were and it very much does a good job of hammering home that you and who you can see on your map are it. 
Understandably it’s because of the Scorch plague, and probably in part due to the remnants of the blue flu. And good old human conditioning of being very unused to the new reality of the apocalypse-- and thus making people scarce in the post apocalypse.
It’s not like other fallout games, because in other fallout games you’re either at the end of the post-apocalypse stage, or rather deep in the post-post-apocalypse stage of things. Civilization is coming back together in the other games, or is firmly reestablished. There are places with rule of law. Scavenging is a more a resource thing than what you do strictly to survive. 76 is firmly in the period of “The Apocalypse is still working on it.”
Like, timeline wise:
October 23, 2077: The Great War 
October 30: A week after the initial blast, a black rain begins to fall, caused by the massive amounts of radioactive particle debris (mainly soot) from the nuclear firestorm a week earlier. Plants and animals both go rapidly into extinction.
January 28, 2078: Radiation levels become low enough for short exposure to the elements
Summer, 2078: The dwellers of Vault 87 are locked in airtight chambers and exposed to the FEV by the vault's Overseer and his security, who are simply, though callously, following the "plan" laid out by Vault-Tec. The vault's population is transformed into hideous super mutants and centaurs.
2080: The first effects of radiation are seen in the survivors. Widespread mutations occur with animals and humans alike. Those that survive the effects of the mutations are permanently changed. New species are created almost overnight.
2082:  Five years after the Great War, some aspects of the world begin to calm down. Radiation and poison levels are still too high for a normal human to survive.
October 23, 2102: Fallout 76 begins - Vault 76 opens its doors to the wasteland for Reclamation Day.
I want to point out that the Master hadn’t started pulling shit yet, and the BOS was still getting its shit together. The Enclave had pulled their shit together enough to keep developing the Vertibird past it’s trial uses. In 2130 there’s such a bad winter that the Master-- they guy with classic super mutants in the west, mind you-- has trouble finding living humans that aren’t irradiated messes. The institute isn’t even founded till after we’d be running around WV.
Are there continuity issues? I mean, yeah, it’s a Fallout game. Are they so big it’d be impossible to roll with? Not really. 
You’re very much in the “the world is still losing it’s shit, stand by” stage and you can feel it while wandering around. It’s great
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Keetah’s guide on bug out / get home bags.
LIKE I PROMISED, here is a bug out bag I designed using Amazon wishlists. Get me one of these and I will be forever happy! HOWEVER, the main purpose is to show you guys what things you may need if you ever want to put together a bug out /get home bag!
A bug out / get home bag is a bag designed to keep you alive during some sort of disaster that can be easily grabbed and carried. A wildfire is approaching out house, civil unrest is in the street, you are somewhere else and you need to get home on foot, or travel somewhere on foot. You need to grab your things and get out!
KEEP IN MIND, THIS BAG IS DESIGNED FOR TEMPERATE FORESTS AND STEALTH. Please keep in mind the environment in which you live and plan accordingly! For example, if you live in the desert, you are going to want to carry extra water. If you live in a tropical rain-forest, you are going to want mosquito nets and rubber treated supplies. 
If you want to be found and rescued, choose colors like SHINY SILVER and ORANGE. Both are bright attention grabbers. If you want to remain unseen, choose colors like olive drab and dark brown. 
Now without further ado, check the cut below to read up!
THE BAG
When selecting a bag, there are many options to consider. Some bags have compartments that can store water. Some bags are waterproof. Others have less storage space but are very comfortable to wear. Some have straps to help distribute the load on your body. It’s important to research for yourself what bag you will want. You want to consider durability as it will probably get thrown around a lot. I also recommend a bag that has the MOLLE straps. These are straps on the bag where you can hang tools and other bags on. They make things easy to get to!
For example, here is a really good backpack, and extra MOLLE pouches to attach to the bag.
With the bag you can also get a tactical belt. Especially one that is MOLLE compatible. That way you have essential items right there and easy to grab while taking some weight off your back.
TOOLS
Tools are things you can use over and over and are essential to your survival. Will will need to chop, cut, hammer, tighten, loosen, or even break objects. Mankind has made tools for thousands of years, and thankfully you can buy some premade. These are things you should keep on hand and close to the outside of the bag so you can grab them quickly.
It’s recommended you have these.
A good knife: Preferable smooth blade. If you want stealth you can have the blade blackened. You will use a knife for a lot of things, but mostly processing game. 
A hatchet: Same with a knife. What I like about hatchets is that you can use the other side of the head as a hammer. You will mostly need this for wood and also to process game. You could also use a machete instead if you prefer that!
Shemagh: It’s a scarf/blanket/bandanna all in one! You can also get bandannas! You use these to cover your face from skeeters, protect your face from cold or the sun, filter water, a sling for an injured arm, and other uses. [MORE REASONS TO CARRY ONE]
Paracord: a MUST HAVE. [USES FOR PARACORD] Can be used for fires, hanging up things to dry, lashing shelter, and other things :D You can also get them as bracelets so you always have some handy!
A portable radio: You need to have a way to listen and hear when it’s safe to go home. Most are solar or hand cranked powered, and some has a usb port to charge your phone and other electronic devices.
Multi-tool: The kind with pliers and other do dads inside. Invaluable!
Entrenching tool: For digging holes. Also can be folded down into different uses! You can use these for digging holes to pit roast game as well.
Light sources: You can choose things such as LED Flashlights or a hands off headlamp. Make sure if you need batteries, to pack extra! I figure the headlamp would be best, as your hands are free to perform tasks in the dark.
Socks and Gloves: You need to protect your feet and hands! For socks you should have two pairs, and they should be made of wool and waterproof. For gloves, you should look into a pair that keeps your hands warm and will protect you from cuts and pokes. 
Med kit: You don’t need to take the whole pharmacy with you, but you do need some essentials and you are free to customize and put them in whatever container you like. What you should have is bandages, gauze, medical tape, gloves, tweezers, scissors, painkillers, itch/bug/burn relief,  tourniquets, tums. Basic things. [AN EXAMPLE OF A CUSTOM KIT] [BUDGET CUSTOM KIT]
Binoculars. Compact ones will work great! Lets you see long distances!
Field sharpener: You NEED to keep your tools sharp! [HOW TO USE THIS PARTICULAR SHARPENER] [SHARPENING YOUR KNIFE WITH A ROCK]
NAVIGATION
This is a section that honestly depends on where you live. I recommend for everyone, a local map or your state map. A good compass will also help you out. Beware of items made of steel with compasses built into them, they won’t give you accurate readings! Ranger beads and pace counters can also help you keep track on how far you have traveled.
.....I can’t really recommend brands or anything else, cause I actually can’t read maps :X But I’m working on fixing that! These days it’s hard to be lost lost in the woods, since urban sprawl. If you are lost and need to find civilization, sometimes following a river downstream will help. 
ON GUNS/WEAPONS.
You may notice that in my pack, I don’t have any weapons. No guns or crossbows or the like. Why? Guns and crossbows require a LOT of upkeep. Did you know that you have to clean a gun after each use because the gunpowder can corrode the inner barrel? Not many people do, and I can’t in good faith recommend a gun. Guns take skill and time to learn. You CANNOT just pick up a gun and expect to learn on the go. That’s how you end up with accidents with deadly consequences. If you personally want a gun, go for it! However, sign up for lessons and practice in a shooting range. You MUST practice and learn about your weapon BEFORE disaster strikes. Even crossbows need maintenance to keep the bows and strings in good condition. If either of these breaks, you’re out of luck unless you know how to repair them. And ammo is very finite. I always recommend blades because not only can they perform other functions, but they are easier to care for and don’t rely on ammunition. If you’d like a weapon, pack it, but be careful! Also, never underestimate something as simple and ancient like slings and slingshots! They can still pack a punch! Also consider MACE and TASERS. 
FIRE
Fire is important as it can not only keep you warm, but it can cook your food, boil water, and even signal for help if you need it. Remember the redundancy is key. You should have multiple ways to start a fire. You don't want to lose your firestarter without any backups! [ How to build a fire in wet weather! ] If you don’t want to be seen, build small fires and try to use cover to block the light, such as at the bottom of a hill or a cliff. If you want to be noticed, build big fires and during the day, throw in leaves to produce more smoke. Smoke also repels mosquitoes and other bug pests!
It’s recommended you have these.
A magnesium fire strike rod: [HOW TO USE]
A really good zippo or a couple bic lighters
Storm-proof matches: You can make your own by dipping match heads in wax, and then scraping it off before use. Make sure you have strikers! Be sure to keep them in a waterproof container!
Fatwood:  Fatwood is tinder you can buy that either comes in rods, chunks, or dust. It catches on fire super easy.  You can also buy powdered magnesium, which catches fire well too!
A mirror/magnifying glass, or even a pair of glasses: You can use these to start a fire. [ HOW TO USE ]
Pencil sharpener: Get a big one. Not only can it shave tinder down super fine, but it also has other uses like making spears! 
Candles. I recommend beeswax candles, because you can also use the wax to waterproof matches, strengthen thread for sewing, and can waterproof your shoes! 
FOOD
Food should be packed depending on the situation. You will need emergency food, but you should eat them as a last resort. You should first consume what you can hunt and forage for first. You would be surprised at all the things you can find to eat out in the wild! 
It’s recommended you have these.
Hard candies/boiled sweets: They provide a boost of sugar and carbs to give you a little energy. They give you something to suck on and prevent hunger from getting too bad. They are light and are easy to pack. Also a great moral boost!
Freeze Dried food: Preferable to canned food because of the weight. Dehydrated food weighs very little and it’s compact, so you can carry a lot. You just add hot or cold water and you have a meal. 
Other foods: Other foods that travel well are things like rice, fruit leathers, instant oatmeal, pouches of tuna/spam, and even those little potted meat meals you can get at the store. 
Drinks: Not needed, but provides a very important mental health boost. Things like powdered lemon-aide mix, instant hot chocolate, or electrolyte powder can give you a much needed sense of comfort in a scary situation.
Snare wires, rat traps and a fishing kit: Lets you catch sources of protein. You should eat these first so you can save your stored food. Rat traps let you catch squirrels or even big rats. You can buy emergency fishing kits with collapsible fishing rods. Snares let you cat squirrels and rabbits. All small game mostly. [HOW TO SET SNARES] [LEARN ABOUT FISHING] [ WARNING: GRAPHIC!!! Butchering: FISH | RABBIT | SQUIRREL] [MAKING A FISH SPEAR]
Books: Should be lightweight. I recommend getting books in identifying edible plants as well as basic bush cooking. You can pick up specific books in mushrooms and tubers too. MAKE SURE THE BOOK YOU GET HAS COLOR PICTURES!
Mess kit: You can buy all in one mess kits that can collapse down to reduce weight. You should at least have a bowl, cup, eating tool like a spork or so, and a way to boil water. Most mess kits are designed to go over coals or small stoves, NOT in direct flame. You can buy some very complete mess kits out there!
A stove: For cooking. I recommend an Esbit stove. They are lightweight and folds down. It takes fuel tabs and they burn hot! The stove is quiet and easy to carry. [COOKING ON AN ESBIT STOVE] Make sure to stock up on extra fuel tabs!
Spices: Salt is a must for human survival, but you can also pack pepper and other spices to jazz up wild food. You can also carry olive oil and the like! Be sure it’s in secure containers.
Vitamins: The pouch gummy ones are easier to carry. Try to get a multivitamin that has both Vitamin C, Calcium, magnesium, and iron. Your diet in the wild will be very random so you may not get all you need to function. After weeks, scurvy can be a real issue you may face. 
Why did I not mention MRES? Well because MRES are heavier than a few packets of rice or dehydrated food. Americn MRES are designed to make you constipated, and the last thing you need is to feel ill like that in the middle of the woods. 
WATER
YOU NEED WATER TO SURVIVE. The first thing you should look for when in the woods is a source of water. However, just because the water LOOKS clean, doesn’t mean it is! BE SURE TO BOIL/TREAT ALL WATER BEFORE YOU DRINK/COOK WITH IT. 
It’s recommended you have these.
A good metal canteen with a canteen cup. You can sometimes get these from army surplus stores. Be sure it’s a single wall canteen/water bottle, cause if it’s double walled it can explode if too close to a fire. You can pick up a lid to go with your cup so you can cook in it! You can even make bread in a canteen cup! 
Water purification tabs: Add a few of these to water to kill the bacteria and parasites. You can also get liquid iodine and it works the same way. 
Life straw: It’s a portable water filter that can literally save your life. For when you don’t have time to boil and treat water, you can just drink with the straw. LIFESTRAW DOES NOE FILTER VIRUSES.
SHELTER
You need shelter in order to survive. If you can carry it, you can have a small one person tent. You can have hammocks or even just tarp staked to the ground. Whatever it is, it must be waterproof. The shelter you select should reflect the area in where you live. If you live in cold areas, you need to beef up your shelters.
It’s recommended you have these.
A really good rain poncho. Something that can keep you dry. Some military grade ones can be turned into a tent!
A bivvy bag: What it is is a portable sleeping bag that’s really light and keeps you warm and dry. However condensation can build up from your body heat on the inside.
Small portable tent: You can get a kit like this or simply use a waterproof tarp and some rope to get the same affect. [HOW TO TURN A TARP INTO A TENT]
Optional, but you can also pack space blankets. Not only can they be used for heat, but you can also collect water, make shelters, sit on it to protect ur butt from wet ground, or signal for help.
You can also buy actual tents, but be sure to choose one that can be carried and can be set up in the dark!!!
Tent spikes: You can get lightweight plastic ones, but you can also use rocks to do the same thing, even small sticks!
MISC
Things that don’t fit in an easy category but you still should consider bringing along with you. This includes random things and cleaning supplies, which is important. Being clean not only prevents you from getting sick, but it also is a huge moral booster.
It’s recommended you have these.
Kleenex travel packs and Wet wipes: To keep your hands clean, clean a wound, and you can use the Kleenex as toilet paper.
A towel: You can buy some that are compacted so it’s easier to travel with! You can also use a towel other than for cleaning.
Nontoxic camp soap: Non scented so you don’t attract unwelcome wildlife nor leave your scent on your traps. Also won’t harm fish and animals if you wash in the local water.
Waterproof containers: To protect sensitive gear from the elements or a spill!
Duct tape: Can perform a wide amount of functions such as making spears and building shelters.
Handwarmers: Can protect your toes and your hands from cold. A little bit of heat can be the difference between life and death.
Random toiletries: Sure you can bring toothbrushes and lotion, but be sure it’s lightweight and unscented. 
Seeds: This depends on how bad the disaster is. If you are going to be stuck somewhere for weeks and weeks, you might have time to sow and harvest a garden. This you can consume before your stored food.
Bug spray: A MUST. Mosquitoes carry diseases and the last thing you want is to be sick in the middle of the woods!
Clothes. Extra underwear and light clothing if you have the space!
RECOMMENDED YOUTUBE CHANNELS
Townsends: A 18th century enthusiast that does a lot of campfire cooking tutorials as well as old school survival.
Ultimate Survival Tips: What it is says on the tin!
Primitive Technology: A guy in the Aussie bush making stone age tools and shelters. Turn on CC because he has commentary on his videos, but never says an actual word.
Sigma 3 Survival School: Has a little bit of everything!
Survival On Purpose: Tests a lot of gear so you can make informed buys!
Thank you all for reading and I hope this helps you all out!
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