#and ladies

[karlahoney]

come to my storeroom boy

#and ladies #and theys

[tothesolarium]

Heheh I made a mini scene in a bigger picture >:] and I’m gunna do to some more muahahha

Full wip on patron, with Vassago about to kiss a ,,,,handsy shadow wizard

I do draw sex but if that’s what your expecting I’m sad to say, I’m making a terrible pun over my love of too many hands

#Vassago loves pathetic men #and glorious men #and ladies #and envies #Vassago loves Many souls #as does the carnivorous spirit featured above #however the plant eats much more literally #hell story #my art #digital #wip #demons #hell #spirits

[dear-mrs-otome]

Do you play Genshin Impact? I was thinking that Xiao and Licht are very similar, so I thought that if Xiao had a route, it would be like Licht's route. Maybe deep down he's super soft and likes hugs like the little wolf

I DO I DO...I'm actually working on a Xiaolumi piece for an upcoming zine ehehehe...

Xiao is such a good soul, and so is Licht. I think you're right to make a lot of comparisons between them, they're both weighed down by a lot of darkness in their past. Plus let's face it, Xiao is the most 'otome boy' of all the Genshin lads, he's ready made for a route!

You're right on about the hugs too I think. He'd be in shock, just stiffen, but if you can stick it out and not lose your nerve he'll melt ever so slowly - until he's returning the hug so hard you can't breathe. <3 Good luck getting away after that.

#mrs o talks #not otome #i have so many good boys in genshin #and ladies #beidou my queen #AYAKA MY EMPRESS

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

#redrook lore #old german lady

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[thelastfriendly]

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

#james somerton #hbomberguy #Probs to Lady Emily for blowing the whistle despite all the shit she went through recently

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

#i wrote the idea for this drawing down at like 3am #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well. #my art

[mysharona1987]

#dylan mulvaney #lady gaga #transgender #trans women #instagram

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

#perhaps i am an old lady but can we pick something else for the love of god #blabs #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[gaybichon]

i'm sorry she's so funny

#lady gaga

[monstertidbits]

ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

#she included so many new elven dwarven and half foot characters in the new daydream hour... i am so deeply in love with her work #aaaah her dark skinned characters... the dark skinned dwarven lady... aaaaahhhh!!! #had to include the pages from daydream hour 3 with the ogres and kobolds to make it complete #shes the best of the best of the best #dungeon meshi

[medievalthymes]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

#sarah.txt #p&p #pride and prejudice #almost yelled at an old lady that got too close to me in the milk aisle today

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :) #Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine?? #Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS??? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

[applejongho]

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

#apple lady words #for anyone coming back to the original post and is curious: this post is about hongjoong of ateez (kpop group)

[matureheelsbeach]

#beautiful mature #curvy mature #mature beauty #mature lady #mature mom #mature wives #mature woman #maturesexy #beach babe #candid beach #huge natural breasts #saggy breasts #great breasts #lovely breasts #sexy breast #perfect breast #massive breasts