#another clown in my asks

[readreactrant]

You definitely like children irl if you think goyuu is fine and you definitely got groomed when you we're younger like please get help shipping a child with a grown man is weird

My babe in christ, you literally commented after sending this, who do you think you're fooling? And let's say it wasn't you, and I got the facts wrong and your not some obsessed whiny baby so we move on from that.

No I don't like kids irl aside from thinking they're innocent lil beans that deserve a world free from fear and pain. No I wasn't groomed as far as I can remember, and even if I was, me choosing how I wish to cope as long as I'm not a danger to my health and others is perfectly fine last I checked several psychological studies.

Third and last, Yuuji and Gojo don't exist, keep your panties on, no one is getting hurt and you sure as hell can block me if you're that bothered and don't like the ship. Not every goyuu post is trying to indoctrinate you (like it's giving paranoia seek help) and you're entitled to what you want ship in your spare time.

Now kindly fuck off and get other hobbies that don't involve projection and wishing trauma on other human beings, ciao ciao clown ( ◜‿◝ )♡

#fanfic #fanfiction #anime #gojo satoru #goyuu #jjk #yuji itadori #ao3 struggles #writeblr #another clown in my asks #save my sanity

[anonymous-utility]

I caved in and made a vessel oc, though they are more of shade than anything. I was reading @ashyronfire fic White & Gray and got intrigued by the concept of void beings inhabiting masks that aren't theirs and what resulted is this little guy called Face Theif.

I'm not completely satisfied with it since I feel the concept would benefit from creepy crawly energy rather than sad clown energy but I tried.

#hollow knight #hk collector #oc #I might take another stab at the concept in the future but not rn #*me pointing at my own oc* who's this clown #they look like they would ask you if you got games on your phone

[tethered-heartstrings]

hiii! just wanted to give everyone a heads up that I am having gender-affirming surgery next week and will very likely not be on very much if at all as I recover. I will try and have memes and posts scheduled but I probably won't be able to make more when those run out. I'll also up my queue/rb my old posts. in my absence please feel free to check out my ao3/fic masterlist and older memes/metas/etc. or my ko-fi if you like what i make!

#asks are welcome as well! though ofc i will be even slower at replying #i have to be realistic in that i won't be able to make content for a bit #but i have made over 1100 memes i am sure there's something in there for all of you #and i also have an exam on monday so i have to study and cant make a billion memes/posts in preparation #sorry i wont be as active but I will be back! #i also just finished another fic and sent it to my beta reader so that will be making an appearance at some point as well! #although it currently has no title lol #the speaking clown #i will rb this a couple times in case people dont see it

[arinsanity]

s@dos name is blocked by tumblr!! if u say it your postll be flagged/it won’t show up lmaoooo

banned on tumblr dot com

#the hex #the hex game #the dark clown #s@do #jokes aside ty for letting me know!! :3 #first the hex fanart! woah! #this was inspired by another s@do drawing i saw :] #my art #ask

[mintypsii]

bug

#another from twt reqs #theyre open btw just drop something in my ask box and i'll probably get to it eventually (got school and im tryna not die) #anyways . creechur #op #one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #my art #mintart #art

[theneighborhoodwatch]

i know sunny isnt canon to welcome home anymore but after looking at a bunch of clown’s older posts… something something sunny’s favourite neighbour was frank and that he was a whistleblower. something something we can reasonably assume eddie and frank’s relationship to each other is going to be important at some point, something something eddie’s job is to pass information (so he’s the only neighbor who could communicate with other people without being watched), something something frank with that red envelope, something about how eddie has something to hide. honestly im just adding fuel to what you’ve already speculated but y’know. just some thoughts.

i'm sure i'm preaching to the choir here, but while we're on this train of thought, it's probably worth mentioning that frank wasn't just sunny's favorite neighbor in beta!welcome home - he was sunny's love interest. while i agree we can't really rely on pre-2020 concepts for serious speculation, i do think it's interesting to look at from a thematic standpoint. i was going to make a joke about how frank's Type seems to have always been "man who knows more than he should,” but it's interesting to me that even in this primordial, (allegedly) 3edgy5me prototype, it seems that frank's connections to the truth of their world come not from alienation from his peers, but from a new form of connection with one of them.

also idk how to work this into the rest of the response but one of the original concepts for eddie was that he was gonna be the resident Huge Bug instead of howdy. no idea what that would've meant but hey isn't that fucked up

#anonymous #ask #welcome home #wh speculation #[frank voice] i love men who can introduce me to fields of knowledge that threaten to reduce my brain to a fine mist #anyways sunny in general intrigues me a lot Especially the reason he was scrapped?? #clown mentions in that ask i linked that it was that he occupied roles that were already filled by other characters #but i remember another ask where he said that it 'didn't make sense to have someone come in and play the hero anymore' or smth like that #something something suffering is not a competition. neither is goodness. but sunny’s whole Existence kinda wrecked that message #idk that's how i saw it

[meanya]

Y'all-

#So... #I ordered a chicken sandwich. but it comes with pickles and i dont really like pickles on a sandwich #so i said no pickles #but then i peaked at the menu again and thought ''well maybe i can replace the pickles with something else?'' #so i asked for a few more shreds of lettuce as replacement #and they fuckin CLOWNED ON ME THE WHOLE TIME LMAO #the guy showed me the ticket and i lost it #they were like ''so you want like a whole head of lettuc in the sandwich or?'' #i was dying laughing #another customer played along like ''you better give her ALL the lettuce she wants her money's worth'' #i was like ''yeah im gonna open it up and COUNT THE LEAVES god dammit--'' #they called my order out ''number 6 lettuce sandwich with chicken'' 😭 #anya rambles #story time #food #restaurant #food industry #lmao #sandwich #alt text #id in alt text #image description in alt #described

[bl-inkstone]

traveler, wait! it's dangerous to go alone, so have some zhongli thoughts for company!

i think life with zhongli as your significant other would be best described as the love behind every little action and gesture the two of you make. even with all the years you've spent at each other's side (either married or just simply together), the romance never dies. but it shifts and goes through changes, like stone giving way to the gentle embrace of time.

one such example is when the love shared between you calms into something that can blend in with the walls of your home. it matches the color of your curtains, the painted flowers on cups left on your tea table, the clothbound books and scrolls tucked away into the red cedar scroll shelf you had diligently sought after and haggled for when your lover had mentioned it once in passing. it's in the crinkle of your eyes in the morning when you sit at your table together and eat. it's in the shape of his smile when he returns from his work in the funeral parlor to you and the home you've made together.

when you grind ink for him while he works beside you, or comb and tie his hair for him in the morning when sleep still clings to the edges of his eyes. when he combs and washes your hair for you in soothing baths, or leans down to massage the stress of the day away from your tense shoulders when you come back home to him.

acts of service that don't really feel like acts of service — not to zhongli or you. gestures of devotion seem like a more apt term, now, when love is so ingrained in your lives that the word can no longer be used to describe it. you've turned the word from noun to adjective, from adjective to action. love is such a small word for such a boundless concept, but you manage to fit it in every word, every action, and every day leaves zhongli helpless and wondering in the dead of night of what to do with all the love he holds in his hands, specially made just for you.

it's a song and dance he can never quite stray from. even when his heart calms in the daytime and he can look at you with all the assuredness of a lover that loves and knows he is loved in return, all five thousand years of wisdom leaves him when night comes and you're asleep in his arms. he has loved plenty in his long lifetime. friends, family, even past lovers that he can only maybe recall when he can recognize a quirk or quality present in you. but it's in your presence that zhongli remembers that even an archon can become just a man weak to the war between heart and mind. what good is five thousand years of wisdom when it can't tell him what to do with all the love he has for you? how can he show it without scaring you away? you know who he is and you've said time and time before that it doesn't scare you, that you love him no matter what form or identity he takes but what if —

you shift in your sleep and all thoughts cease as he swiftly readjusts his hold as to not disturb you any further. in the dark of your room, zhongli counts each breath and beat of your heart and wills his own to match the tempo of yours. in the morning, he'll reprimand himself for entertaining such foolish thoughts while you hum and converse in front of your shared vanity. he'll share these thoughts with you as he always has, and you'll put down your comb and grace his face with crystalfly kisses as you always have in return. your routine shifts to make room for assurance during the times when he needs it, and the same goes for him when you speak your own fears and doubts as well.

it's part of the comfort of your life together, as strange as it may sound, that you live with all the joys and lows your love brings. sometimes, he wishes he can give you more and do away with all his mortal doubts completely, but a moment of contemplation reveals that it is exactly these doubts that make the softer aspects your lives shine all the more brighter. is this why you allow yourself to feel all your emotions, rather than push back and try to reason them away? is this why you've always placed so much importance in letting him know that should he ever need it, your shoulder is his to lean on? zhongli understands the rationale behind it and has given similar advice to mortals he's met before, of course, but it seems that even he is not immune to the irrationality of the heart. there is much wisdom to still be learned, he concedes. five thousand years is no match for an emotion that has existed since the dawn of teyvat, after all.

time doesn't completely erase all the insecurities of a man who has loved and lost so many in his long lifetime, but zhongli finds that he doesn't entirely mind. come trials and tribulations, he'll stand firm and weather it so long as he can keep holding your hand through it all.

#miyo.muses #zhongli.togo #dont ask me where this came from #i fully intended to write smth for alhaitham but ended up with *vague gesture to whatever the hell this is* #im not even that hyped abt zhongli so this was a surprise #i think its still soft and cute and my fave flavor of zhongli not-really angst but #shdbfdhjsb bye i dont think i can ever write for this man again #if this is what happens when i sit down and go “hey zhongli would be interesting to write about” then i am GONE #this isnt even fully finished or beta read i just want this out of my drafts #i have enough faves sir pls dont make me pull for u too #i already have thoma as my shielder!! i do not need another one!! #GRRR THE POTENTIAL OF ZHONGLI THOUGHTS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AAAAAAAAA #if i ever do end up writing for him again feel free to clown on me </3 #sdgsjab sorry if this all seems so disconnected #i just have many ideas and no proper way of wording them all in a cohesive manner #so #you get this #genshin impact #genshin zhongli #zhongli x reader

[saltyfilmmajor]

not really a fan of the way people in the mi fandom trash talk the earlier movies.. i don't even really understand why they're doing it

Not sure I understand the full context of this ask, but I’ll say it’s because the later movies are far more fondly remembered.

Kinda like a Top Gun Maverick Situation where there are a lot of newer people who care mostly for the recent content rather than the older stuff.

Not me though I clown on Mission 3 because the sound mixing is bad

I tend to prefer the last three movies more than the first four, personally. I do think the hate on mi2 is overdone both critically and on a fandom level.

Anyway I don’t have much to say other than fandom is gonna fandom and there’s always going to be stuff that we don’t like but will have to make our peace with.

#anonymous #Nancy’s Inbox #mission: impossible #whatever the Rebecca Furgeson Stans did to our fandom is something IM ALSO not a fan of #mostly because I really love Ilsa as a character #but I feel like I can’t really talk about her anymore without a lot of negative feelings coming up #this ask wasn’t about that but talking #about fandom greivences thoughts I’d mention mine #as another aside: I’m legally not allowed to Clown on Mission 3 anymore because my spouse proposed to me with the rings Ethan #married Julia with before he went away

[imminent-danger-came]

I had an awful thought so yk the theory that. MK is gonna lose an eye. And the exchange theme. Can you fucking imagine if MK doesn’t lose his eye in a typical warrior way like Macaque no no imagine he fucking loses it protecting somebody I’d fucking lose it

So instead of taking your loved one's eye you instead give up your eye for them. I like that

#*puts on clown wig* okay and here's my crack theory that I refuse to put in the main post #(since it relies on so many hypotheticals) #ANYWAYS #MK being related to the curse/underworld right. #And the curse itself is associated with eyes #So. After MK learns about his identity. He's supposed to ''gain'' eyes in a sense right #But if instead. He chooses to LOSE an eye. #Do you get where I'm going with this #It's like. Having all that power and yet still choosing to sacrifice for the people you care about #Because despite whatever MK is he's still a person and still loves and still cares. #It's that conflict of what fate says he is v.s. what he wants to be #The curse is one thing and he is another #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk MK #eamk theory #asks #solarartzz

[itshomobirb]

> cat's urinary episode probably caused by stress

> both my parents left for a vacation earlier this week

> the implication that my cat got stressed out from my parents leaving

> which includes my mother, who has [redacted] me and is abusive and just Not a Nice Person

> my mother, who finds fault in litcherally everything i do for the cats. and even if i give in and do what she wants... several months later, she's complaining again

> swapped their litter several months ago to pine pellets. they've adapted nicely. their litter is fine. also doesn't track everywhere (something my mother complained about for MONTHS with their previous litter)

> my mother, unprompted: did the vet say that maybe this could be caused by their new litter?

i fucking hate her.

#borbtalks #my mother is fucking stupid and asks really pointed questions like that to try to force her opinion as Being the Right One #this includes asking me if maybe my hrt. the stuff that helped me not be low level depressed all the time. has turned me into... #.... an angry cold mean heartless brat. and that maybe bc im autistic im just not self aware enough to notice. #like uhhh no youve been calling me an angry cold mean heartless brat since i was like 5 #or asking if my dr has said im immunocompromised (with the implication that if im not. i shouldnt be masking around them.... #....i started masking around them after they tested pos for covid and didnt tell me for several days) #or when i said i wouldnt be able to participate in thxgiving bc i was having a rough time w/ my health & she asked #'is it bc of ur chronic illnesses or are u just being antisocial?' #my mother will find any fault within me & if she cant. she'll make one up. #and then everyone in my family will take her fucking side bc umm yeah her looking up ur skirt & purposefully staring at u naked is bad... #but have u um. talked to her? and asked her to stop? i just think u need to give her another chance :) #fuckijg. putting myself in a clown car & hoping it explodes.

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

I am so unreasonably conforted by your blog, like I want to be held in your arms while you say goofy ass clown shit. your blog is the only comfort I have anymore

i'm glad you find my blog comforting <3

#ask #i can say goofy ass clown shit all day but it may be hard to be held in my arms as i am to my eternal horror only 5'2 so unfortunately #my arms are very short and my ability to hold people is less than stellar but i can try! #tho i think u should get another thing to comfort u my blog is nice and all but u should have more comforting things it's good for u

[essektheylyss]

Me recommending nonfiction to people is so funny. I've had people reference both I Contain Multitudes and Underland when I recommended them as "scary" in the last week as if they were horror novels. These books are so drastically different and their subject matter can freak people out in very different ways but in my head they're both just like... about aspects of the world. Many of them natural! Many of them also deadly.

Which is hilarious because I'm over here like, "What's scary is NOT delving into the unknown because you're more afraid of the potential of what you'll find rather than being prepared to handle it."

#if I ever give you a book recommendation you really gotta ask me explicitly about cws cuz I am so bad at even. noticing them ngl #not with fiction! fiction I will remember! #but for whatever reason nonfiction is just 'well this is facts and opinions. i can't be afraid of facts and opinions.' #also we are NOT gonna talk about the fact that yes this is like. most of an essek quote. #it was in fact the phrasing my brain came up with and I did try to figure out if there was another way to convey it as effectively but #this is unfortunately just also how I talk. #I was going to clown on essek for having more flowery imagery in his diction but like. you've probably seen my writing style. #megs is reading

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

welcome back i am requesting your most outlandish headcanon for b. or your softest one. two roads diverged in a yellow wood and all that

ty snap i will give you both because i am a completionist:

my most outlandish hc is that B became an unlicensed clown that would show up at children's birthday parties dressed up in full makeup and costume under the guise that someone hired him and eat all of their food and generally just fool around and put in as little effort as possible to pretend to be a real clown as possible and then leave as soon as ppl realize that nobody hired a clown. i feel like it would enrich his life

and my softest hc is that B got a pet tarantula and named it after A i think it'd be cute even if i have no basis for it i just get the vibe that B would like spiders

#ask #spider mention #have not decided if the clown shit is before he started killing or if he would do so full time in another universe but it lives #rent-free in my head

[notllorstel]

Since I cannot message at this time, I figured I'd ask through here.

I've been trying to find your comic where Ford finds out about the Circus and the sketch dumb you did of Louis, but try as I might I can't find them. Could you please give me the link so that I may be inspired again for this fic?

Thank you in advance.

bad news i cant find it either :{ good news i still have the files :D

Louise: hey stop screaming, its just a party trick. Stan said you love this kind of stuff

to stan: IM YOUR POSTIVE FATHER FIGURE NOW

#gravity falls #i think this is it? right? #Cirque du Pines Au #<< proper tagging this time #gf au #llorswip #llorscomic #asks #stanford pines #SOME DAY #but #my minds currently occupied by another circus #all these clowns live rent free in my head #llorsoc

[transmechanicus]

stop being a coward and share someone elses girlfriend

I think perhaps i will not do that due to personal cultural preference and also the fact that i was repeatedly cheated on by a long term partner whose list of bullshit excuses included abruptly deciding they were poly. Whether or not that is reflective of poly ppl as a whole it is perhaps understandable as to how that incredibly shitty event may influence my personal decision to not have to share or compete with other people for the romantic affection of my love interest. Stop being a coward and give your skull some new holes for you to get fucked in. Since we’re giving recommendations.

#my stuff #asks #send another one clown i’ll block your ass into next week