#aro hobie

[spidey-bie]

Do you know how impactful it is to have the black, cool, punk, character on screen that wasn't flirty?

Like no fake flirting with any of the characters.

No throw away lines about women or men that he's dated.

(Now if only they didn't have Miles assume Gwen had a thing for Hobie then everything would've been perfect.)

We got so much about his character and his values in just that 10 minutes of screentime and it's just beautiful.

(And if Sony will just get their act together and make him canonically aroace in this next movie I will cry.)

#Hobie would be sk proud of me #that's why i do this #hobie brown #hobie headcanons #atsv hobie #aro hobie #ace hobie #jay and the spiders #atsv analysis #kinda ig #aroace headcanons #aroace hc

[vynnblr]

you know what fuck you *aro/aces your hobie brown*

#IM NOT EVEN HYPERFIXATED ON THIS ANYMORE #I JUST DONT THINK IVE SEEN THIS HC ANYWHERE ELSE BUT LIKE #HE WAS SO CLEARLY ACE/ARO TO ME #spiderverse #hobie brown #atsv #aromantic #asexual #acearo

[kaitcake1289]

BEST CHARACTER YUPPPP

#HES THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD I LOVE THEM WE R BFFS #he’s also aro because i’m aro and i make the rules #kaitsart #spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #sony spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #hobie brown #spider punk

[h0r0gur4mu]

🔬📐Turing Love!

turing [toor-ing]

a person skilled in mathematics.

aroace coded reader [but reader does not have to be aroace] nerdy!reader, gn!reader x hobie brown

qpr [queer platonic relationship]

fluff, songfic, one curse word

“Laws of attraction? Why are you asking me that Hobie? You should already know.” You answered, not bothering to look away from the experiment you were doing.

“Y’know, attraction. An I’m not talkin magnets or anything like that.”

You glared. “You just took away my like, easiest example. Not that you don’t already know that opposites attract.” Fixing your jacket, you reached for your safety goggles, only to land on air.

Hobie dangled them over your head. “Attraction! Love, friendship—explain that science eh?”

You jumped for the goggles. “Someone needs a scientific question on why you’re so damn tall!” [if you’re tall then ignore the sentence lmao]

“Plus,” you paused, looking at him. “Love is stupid. It doesn’t even really deserve a science. And don’t go talking about familya-love ‘cause I know you meant romance-love!”

“Haven’t got a scooby doo about romance. Didn’t even mean it romantically. Or, uh, in specifics.”

In quick review, you couldn’t really answer Hobie’s question [seemingly]. It wasn’t necessarily stupid, but over the span of your life you rarely [or never] experienced a crush. At least not the one’s they show on T.V. Relationships like that just lacked appeal. They weren’t right.

“What do you mean not romantically?”

“Well we friends right?

“Yeah… platonic attraction…”

“But we got chemistry.”

“That’s literally romantic.”

Hobie dropped the goggles on your lap. “Nuh uh.”

You turned around in your seat and glared at him. “Then what? Are you trying to say there’s some type of love that transcends the labels of romantic, emotional, platonic, or sexual?!”

“Bingo.”

You had to sleep on this. It didn’t even really make sense, what he said. Don’t get anyone wrong—you weren’t one to act like scientific standards were unchanging. The opposite actually—one truth five minutes ago can change, because human knowledge is constantly changing, and the earth is constantly changing. But where could someone who never falls in love understand love? Maybe Hobie’s just stupid.

Yeah right, he made a whole watch out of scraps.

“I really don’t need my inner conscience questioning me too.”

“So I slept on it and…”

“And…”

You snatched a beaker from the shelf and slammed the door. “What you said doesn’t even make sense. Was it some sort of confession?”

“Mm, sorta.”

“In any other scenario I would’ve rejected you but… It’s you. So this confession isn’t some simple crush confession. It’s something complicated. Like everything else about you.”

Hobie spun around in his chair and smiled. “Yup.”

“Can’t you just go and tell me?” You groaned. “Pleeeeaseee?”

“One, discov’aries don’t come easy.” He handed you a test tube so you could measure. “Two… I don’t really know eitha.”

“Mm…” You muttered. “Then I might as well reject you anyway huh?”

“Will you?”

“Well I wouldn’t exactly be a good scientist if I did right?” You looked back at him. “My career revolves around enhancing life and helping people. And you… need help identifying your feelings.”

“You’re makin me sound’ll mushy n’ stuff.”

“That’s cause y’are.”

Unfortunately, love can’t be solved with a simple equation. Well, yes, the dopamine we get from seeing a loved one is a scientific component—but it needs to go further than that.

“I’m just… not really a fan of all that: you’re so sexy!!! stuff.”

“Me neitha… so… what are we a fan of?”

“A heart to heart dinner at a fancy restaurant is cool in some ways, but not in a romance movie way.”

“True…”

“So what?!”

“Have you ever felt like saying ‘you’re hot’ to one kinda means somethin’ more? Not from anotha person—from yaself—like—‘I feel so connected to you I want to form a life bond because I treasure you deeply?”

“… Actually, yeah.”

So we’ve made a breakthrough! [Sort of.] It has something to do with connection. But how does that connection diverge from other connections? The several experiments shown—touching, kissing, holding—these can all be watered down to preferences. And while you enjoyed these things with Hobie, what made you different than any other romantic or sexual couple?

“It’s a society thing, methinks.”

“Who the hell says methin—nevermind. How so?”

“Well,” Hobie pressed his thumb to his flat four fingers on both hands. “If two kiss,” he made his hands kiss, “then it’s I guess romantic. And ya like that friend. But that’s not all-the-time true.”

“Yeah, but… we’re not exactly friends. And we don’t exactly want to date.”

“Then we sorta gotta create somethin’ new here. Orrr… not label this new relationship at all.”

“We could at least call it something.”

“We could just conform to the norms.” He made a 🫰🏿with his hands. “You’re bae.” [this was said in an american accent.]

“First of all never say that shit again. Second of all… I’ve got a name: Turing Love.”

“Stupid name.”

“No it isn’t!”

Hobie scratched his head. “And even if we did submit this as some sort of ‘Turing Love,’ who says it would be accepted.”

You held his hand and looked at him.

“We’ll just have to prove it.” You smiled.

He laughed a little. “Alright then. Can’t argue with that, can I?”

[You learned a week later that it is in-fact, an identified type of relationship, and it is in-fact, not called Turing Love.]

“I thought your name for it’s better anyway.”

“Shut up.”

#🪼:: self inflicting scrolls #Spotify #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown x aroace!reader #hobie brown x aro!reader #hobie brown x ace!reader #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x black reader #hobie brown spider punk #spider punk x reader #lgbtq #atsv x reader #x reader #qpr #queer platonic relationship #queer platonic partner #qpp #gn!reader

[the-fantastic-leo]

Happy (Late) Aro Visibility Day!

HOBIE BROWN IS THE SINGLE MOST "FUCK AMATONORMATIVITY" CHARACTER I HAVE EVER SEEN. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

#across the spider verse #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderverse #spider punk #hobie brown #aro #aromantic #arospec #pride month #pride 2023 #pride month 2023 #fuck amatonormativity

[woofwoofwolf]

Just a friendly reminder that you're allowed to have your own interpretation of a character if that isn't harming anyone.

#hobie brown #I've blocked a lot of ppl now ngl #this isn't even about the whole age discussion bc I'm just really neutral about that #but some ppl are so aggressive about their HCs i swear #idk I just think its good to express this once in a while #hobie to me is a gender queer pan aro ace person #but that means smth to me bc im aro ace #im not going to force allo ppl to see him that way #just dont be an asshole #if youre like hating on ppl for a harmless interpretation then fuck you #spiderverse #atsv #hobie brown x reader

[deadwardianpoltergeist]

yeah yeah generally speaking hobie’s attractive but the real seller is that I KNOW FOR A FACT he’d love qprs

#aro #qpr #spiderverse #hobie brown #atsv #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderpunk #queerplatonic

[embrace-the-laters-gators]

Aromantic Spider-Punk Icons

I was this cool the whole time

*Please rb if you use & credit embrace-the-laters-gators in your bio! Feel free to send in requests for other pride icons!*  

#spider-punk #hobie brown #spider-punk icons #hobie brown icons #spider-man icons #spider-man #spider man atsv #atsv #spider man across the spider verse #pride #pride icons #queer #queer icons #marvel #marvel icons #aromantic #aro #aromantic pride #aro pride #aromantic pride icons #aro pride icons #aromantic icons #aro icons

[happilyghostlyarie]

Head cannoning Hobie Brown as aroace because I love him and I make every character I love a-sepc.

#spider punk #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #aromantic #asexuality #arospec #aro #aroace #asexual #ace

[hyenasheep]

Hear me out, aroace and gender neutral/genderless Hobie 🙇‍♀️

#he hates labels #literally #hobie brown #across the spiderverse #spider punk #aroace spectrum #gender neutral character #headcanons #genderless #I am demisexual and he’s on ace spectrum cuz I said so goddammit #hear me out #y’all not ready for the truth 😤🏃 #if not aro he’s definitely on ace spectrum #yes i’m projecting

[spidey-bie]

Fic Idea:

Aroace Hobie realizing that reader has a crush on him and accidentally hearing their plan to confess to him. His heart breaks because he realizes he's about lose one of his closest friends.

(Bonus: Reader is also Aroace and was about to ask Hobie to be their QPP)

#this could end in angst or fluff #fic concept #hobie x reader #aroace hobie #aro hobie #ace hobie #hobie brown x reader #jay and the spiders

[prentissology]

qpr hobie and gwen…SOMEBODY SEDATE ME OMFG

#hiiii somebody pls talk to me about it im literally frothing at the mouth #my pathetic aro ass is THRIVING #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #hobie brown #atsv #across the spiderverse spoilers #spiderverse #QPR HOBIE AND GWEN!!! #QPR HOBIE AND GWEN!!!!!

[pridewishes]

♔ || HOBIE BROWN ICONS

250x250 || aroace || bordered circle

like / rb + credit + read dni if using

requested by @alexinthehouse1632 !!

#hobie brown #spider punk #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #icons #pride edit #pride icons #aroace #aro #ace #asexual #aromantic

[ziptie-bouquet]

My friends telling me a qpr between gwen and hobie wouldn't "make sense".

Asked why they would change her relationship with Peter into friendship and it's "oh but you know thats just the writers' interpretation and they're in an alternate universe".

Allos are so fucking quick to ship characters but when its my turn its unrealistic because "all friends do that (about the toothbrush, clothes and shoes)" >:(((

#gwen stacy #gwen stacy aro #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #i dont fucking care the hobie and gwen qpr is real #hobie headcanons

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie being aro and not realizing stuff Miles is saying could be taken as flirting + Miles being autistic and also not realizing the stuff he’s saying can be taken as flirting = peace and love on planet earth

#aro autistic solidarity #but don’t forget hobie is also autistic here. NEBER FORGET IT #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk

[ghostmistdraws]

Hobie: I'm just not looking for a relationship right now, ya know? I'm just not ready for that type of commitment and-- Eamann, promptly falling out of a portal, crashing through a table and landing on the floor with a loud "FUCK-"

Hobie:

Hobie: I want that one.

#spiderman oc #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #atsv hobie #hobie brown x oc #sìthpunk #eamann macghoill #oc x canon #self ship #spidersona #incorrect quotes #damhan-alllaidh #i'm a hopeless aro in love with fictional characters don't mind me