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twizzlers-disliker · 4 months
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sorry about the stinker quality tux paint has no export option............................ i had to go to the windowed version (smaller, worse) and screenshot it so its really BAD and GROSS
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rohirric-hunter · 4 months
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I see why some people disagree but I do legitimately think that if you are consistently badly behaved in any sort of public space, such as a store, hotel, or online game, you should lose access to it, even if you've sunk money into it. Actions should have consequences and if you're going to go around calling people cunts and telling them they should kill themselves you should face the consequences of those actions.
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angorwhosebabyisthis · 3 months
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one thing that does make me a little nervous sometimes about writing up pericles meta is that like.... quite a lot of it goes in-depth about the extent of how incredibly vile and cruel the things are that he does to other characters, and his reasons for doing them. that's Important, and i do my best not to try to cushion it, despite discussing how it plays into his trauma and the shit hand he was dealt and vice versa. if anything the juxtaposition of those things is the point of all this meta for me, and it gets to the heart of so, so much that resonates with me about sdmi. erasing that would be a disservice to him and basically every other character in the show that i'm invested in.
.....and at the same time it's always really sucked how often i see people talk about how one-note pure evil he is, how it's impossible to write him as a complex or sympathetic character without making him totally OOC, how people who genuinely like him are [insert apologist here], how you're not allowed to enjoy exploring the awful dynamics he gets into with people, how they want him to be gruesomely murdered by the protags and think it'd be funny and satisfying and the show would be better for it, and just generally talk about How Much They Straightforwardly Hate Him Because He Does Bad Things. not everyone does this, thankfully, but enough of them have over the years that i just don't really want to see it anymore.
i know i joke all the time about how 'i love him and he makes me sad but i am going to peel him like a banana,' and i'm not going to try to tell other people they can't dislike him or anything, especially since i know a lot of the stuff he does is going to be really fucking triggering for some people. i do my best to just curate and block, mute, or scroll past if i need to. but he's genuinely one of my favorite characters ever and he means a lot to me--especially since i can relate hard to a lot of the sympathetic themes behind his being a piece of shit--and when i write my meta posts about him, i do it to share what i love about his character, and maybe get some people to appreciate him in a new light. and the idea of actively adding to the torches and pitchforks instead is..... kind of depressing to me and i really hope that's not how it turns out.
basically i guess this is me asking preemptively, before i start writing up posts Really Getting Into His Awful Shit at Great Length and in Great Detail, that folks please be mindful with 'i hate this fucking bird' comments on posts i make. i do hope people enjoy reading what i have to say about him, and get something out of it, but.... yeah. he sucks real bad but please be nice.
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doodle-doodie-doo · 5 months
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Would you believe me if I told you me and payton (@lowqualityimages) had a BFE hyperfixation
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faunandfloraas · 2 months
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I can get your mom that russel crowe exorcist movie for free if you needed 😉 (it was very bad and very funny btw)
Ngl I thought you were hitting on my mum for a second but lmaoooooo she actually did manage to watch it for free 😉 in the end tho! But thanks for the offer, i appreciate it 😇
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tjvuser · 8 months
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Did i really get banned for saying 'Russians are mid' while these 8 year olds are still free, uploading naked pictures of women into -GAME FOR 13 MINIMUM-, and saying for example "i fuck little kids"? Roblox rll has so much problems with seeing what's WRONG and what's MEAN but NOT INSANE
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churchyardvampire · 2 years
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the day I realized there was smth super weird about our church was when I had gotten a super cheap mp3 player and was talking to the pastors daughters and was showing them stuff bc it was seen as Super Cool that I had an mp3 player and I played the scooby doo theme song and these girls literally thought it was satanic
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throneofsapphics · 20 days
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taking a vacation with feysand and/or nessian
poly!feysand x reader & poly!nessian x reader
summary: for poly!acotar week day 4, adventure
warnings: none, very brief suggestiveness
a/n: look ... I messed up the dates and it might be barely but I still made it. here's some drabbles/ headcannons!
poly!Nessian x Reader
Perhaps surprisingly, Cassian insisted on planning it all as well as keeping it a surprise. Normally, he’d give in to either of you with enough pestering, but this time he was an iron wall, not a single clue or hint given to either of you. 
He pinched his thumb and forefinger together before drawing them across his lips, even miming tossing a key over his shoulder. You rolled your eyes, but a fond smile crept on to your lips.  “What if I promise not to tell Nes?” He snorted, and you lifted and dropped your shoulders. It was worth a try - but they both knew you were terrible at keeping secrets from either of them.  "It was worth a shot," you mumbled, redirecting your attention to the book on your lap. A shadow covered you, two fingers tilting your chin up. He pressed a kiss against your forehead, chapped lips lingering for a few seconds. "It'll be worth the wait," he reassured, confidence flowing through every word, not a hint of bullshit. Your eyes narrowed, but you gave a nod. Seemingly content, Cassian placed a too-brief kiss to your lips before making his way out of the room.
Nesta was a tad anxious over how his planning would turn out 
“It’s not if it’ll be a disaster, it’s how much of a disaster.”  “Have a little more faith in him,” you chastised, quickly looking away as she turned her glare on you.  “We don’t get much … time free together,” Nesta sighed, and you carefully covered her hand with your own. “I want everything to go well.”  “We’ll be together,” you insisted. “That’s good enough for me.”  Her mouth curved at one corner, a grateful look shot your way, her hand turning up so your palms met, her fingers wrapping around yours and squeezing. 
Cassian was impressed with himself, and firmly believed he had every right to be. He hoped both of you would as well. Mother above, he’d sworn an oath to Tarquin for this. 
“The blindfold is a little extreme,” you grumbled, fidgeting with the cloth knot at the back of your head. Cassian gently swatted your hand down.  “We’re almost there.”  Nesta was quiet next to you, her hand steady in yours, but you could nearly taste the anxious energy rolling from her. You gave her what you hoped was a comforting squeeze.  Salt, and sea, and sand hit you at once, along with a scent distinct to one place …  The knot loosened at the back of your head and you tore the cloth off, rapidly taking in your surroundings. You weren’t in Adriata, but it was unmistakably the summer court.  “Cassian,” you hissed, “you’re banned, for life.”  “I promise we’re fine,” he grinned, and produced a paper from his pocket, holding it out to you with a flourish. Nesta peered over your shoulder as you carefully unraveled it. A letter - attesting Cassian and company were allowed to access this beach and a rental vacation home for the next seven days, signed by Tarquin himself. 
poly!Feysand x Reader
Feyre and Rhys argued over where to take you - in their minds, of course. It seemed the only thing they could agree on was to keep it a surprise. You watched them, eyes glazed, but lips pursed - obviously in some kind of mental argument with each other. A crease formed between Feyre's brow, Rhys's lips pressing into a tight line. You didn't like that. Especially considering you were nearly certain it was related to you somehow, otherwise they would've spoken aloud. Clearing your throat, you tried your best to get their attention. Nothing. "Right, I'm heading out," you finally called. Still no response. The sting and small sense of hurt came naturally, and you let the door slam behind you a little louder than you usually would. Rhys's muffled voice came after the slam but you were already out the door. "I'll make it up to you later, darling," Rhys's voice slid into your mind, smooth and full of promise. "I'll look forward to it," you didn't know if it was possible for your voice to be breathy in your own head, but you certainly gave your best impression of it.
Feyre packed for you, of course.
You perched on the edge of the bed as Feyre started rummaging through the drawers. First, she picked up a sundress with thin straps and flowing fabric that would just brush the middle of your thighs - ideal for hot weather. Next came a thick woolen cloak. You tilted your head, catching her eye in the mirror. "How many places are we going?" "Oh," she carefully folded a long sleeved shirt, "just one." Your mouth parted, but she answered the next question for you. "We can't have you spoiling the surprise." A laugh bubbled from your chest. Their secrecy had only made you more determined in turn, and it turned into something of a game for you over the last week.
Rhys had scouted the location no less than six times in the week before, Feyre accompanying him for a few of the trips. He knew it was safe, but with you he had to be certain.
Your back pressed against his chest, his hand covering your eyes, you winnowed - holding your breath at the sensation that never quite felt comfortable. As soon as you hit solid ground, you attempted to peel his fingers away from your eyes, but his grip was firm. "Rhys," you hissed, and he laughed but released you. Jaw dropping, you spun in a circle. Feyre stood with her hands clasped in front of her, shifting back and forth. An island. "Where," you cleared your throat, "where are we?" "An island not far off the coast," Rhys wrapped an arm around your waist, slowly turning you. You felt Feyre smooth fingers grasp your other hand, thumb brushing over the back of your hand. Rhys was still speaking, you realized and focused back in. "You can see Velaris," his voice was laced with a touch of amusement that told you he was well aware your attention wandered. Sure enough, there was a cluster of lights, but appearing barely larger than your fingertip. Twisting your head over a shoulder, you spotted the ... cabin was an understatement. Mini-palace waiting for you. Shrugging away from Rhys's grip, switching to grasp his hand instead, you tugged them both forward, their laughter trailing behind you.
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indieyuugure · 3 months
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Hi Indiee!!
I luv ur art sososososo much and I was wondering if you have any messy sketches laying around, whether it’s future events for Tms or Indie Tmnt :D (The indie leo angst from the invasion/farmhouse arc is slowly taking control of my body… uh oh)
Pls take your time and drink lots of water!
Aw righty, let’s see what I’ve got.
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Uh, let’s see,
Some newer test designs for The Shredder’s and Karai’s battle armor. I went for more traditional samurai armor.
Me re-working how the Kraang tech works, getting an idea, and then spending like 3+ hours on a drawing 😅
The afterwards of this comic
The pre-cursor to Raph meeting Mrs. Morrison (I have more sketches of it but most of them are just outlines of text)
I decided to add a Battle Nexus arc in which Renet teleports them to a dimension, but then the Dimension Scepter dies so they’re stuck there for who knows how long. The turtles get arrested, but then a very professional woman interested in making dealy-doos (that she will most likely change the terms of at the last second) pays them out on the condition that they fight in her Battle Nexus Arena. The boys meet a whole bunch of people from other dimensions(Usagi) and even some from their own(Traximus). The specific picture I gave is designs for Usagi. Leo has not had enough time to recover from his fight with Shredder mentally and, during is fight with Usagi, breaks down in an episode and goes psycho.
The Banned for Life posters on the bulletin boards at April’s school. The boys will live on through that school’s history as those random Japanese boys straight out of a J-pop band that wreaked havoc on the school for all of 20 minutes then disappeared, never to be seen again.
Lol, hope you like these ^v^ just some random doodles I had.
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PART 2: 🚪 What’s wrong with a little privacy, huh? 🚪
✎ Pairing: Chan x fem!reader
✎ Genre: Smut
✎ Summary: Your boyfriend takes you out to a nice restaurant, but you end up eating something not on the menu.
✎ CW: Oral sex, hand job, masturbation, kissing, public diddly-dooing, food play
✎ Word count: 2,666 😈
✩ A/N: Part 1: What’s wrong with a little privacy, huh? ✩
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The door swings open slowly, and the waiter appears, balancing a tray of shellfish in his hands. It takes a few seconds to see you, to register what he’s actually looking at: you jumping up out of Chan’s lap to stand next to his chair, face absolutely red as a cherry tomato.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” the waiter says, turning his eyes to the floor as he brings the tray to the table.
“No, I’m so sorry. We got carried away… this is entirely our fault I’m so sorry,” you apologize profusely.
Chan can’t speak, nor can he wipe that stupid grin off his stupidly cute face.
“Honestly, ma’am, it’s not the worst thing I’ve walked in on…” the waiter says as he places the tray in the middle of the table. “We made signs in case things like this happen, in case people want to use this room for… more. I’ll put one on the door.”
He nods respectfully and disappears once again, shutting the door behind him. Your eyes meet Chan’s once you’re alone again, and your reactions couldn’t be more different.
While you fight every urge to melt into a puddle, your boyfriend bursts out laughing. The embarrassment you feel is unfortunately nothing compared to the sheer love and adoration you have for this goofy man and his breathy, squeaky laugh.
“We’re gonna get banned, you know,” you scold.
“Naur, he said this happens. We get a sign!” he says cheekily, standing and holding your face in his palms. “Our very own sign, sweetheart.”
“Oh god…” you sigh and bury your face in his chest, hoping if you push hard enough you can just bust through his ribs and live inside his torso and escape this awkward hell.
“Hey… it’s ok,” he comforts you, rubbing the back of your head. “On the bright side, now we can really get into it.”
Your head snaps back up.
“You… you cannot be serious,” you say incredulously.
“What? We have a sign now,” he reasons, rubbing your back. “We have to do something worthy of the sign.”
“You’re absolutely insatiable,” you say, lightly pushing off of his chest to return to your seat.
“Here, allow me,” he says, rushing to the back of your chair to move it closer to the table.
“No, you’re not a gentleman anymore, you can’t fool me.”
Chan places his hands on your shoulders and leans down to put his lips right next to your ear.
“Well, I may not be gentle,” he croons, “but I am your man.”
After the last word, his soft, wet lips meet your cheek and apply gentle pressure before disappearing again so he can rejoin you at the table, like civilized diners. He sits and smiles at you as he unrolls his napkin and turns his attention to the steaming tray of shellfish.
You pick up a clam and use a small fork to loosen it from its shell before sliding it into your mouth, and Chan does the same.
“How is it?” you ask as he chews.
“Really good, needs a little more salt, though,” he answers.
“Agreed,” you echo, reaching for the salt shaker between your plates, but his hand lands there first.
“Hold on,” he says, keeping his long fingers between you and the salt. “I kinda wanna try something.”
“What would that be?”
“How about a… different kind of… sauce?” he says, cheeks reddening more than you’ve ever seen and trying his best to hold back a giggle.
You raise one brow at him, waiting for him to elaborate on whatever ridiculous scheme he’s cooking up, but he just smirks at you.
“I’m not asking the waiter for extra shit after that…” you start.
“…nonono. I mean…” he sighs. “Do you really need me to specify?”
Your unwavering gaze screams yes.
“What if I add… a little taste of… Australia?” he says sheepishly. “You know…”
You completely lose control the moment realization hits, and you can’t contain your laughter.
“Chan… you want to… come in an oyster? Is that what you’re telling me right now?” you ask, barely getting the words out between deep breaths and long chuckles.
His pretty lips turn down into a frown.
“Hey… don’t laugh. I was trying to be… kind of sexy…” he says, voice dropping off at the end.
“Hey, it is. Kind of. It’s also incredibly silly,” you clarify, but one look at his embarrassed expression has you changing your tune.
“But…” you sigh. “I’m down.”
His gaze is still aimed down at his plate, but he perks up a little.
“Really? I mean, I know it’s silly, but…” he pauses and slowly runs his eyes up your chest, your neck, to land on your lips. “It would be kind of hot… watching you eat it…”
His lustful eyes plead with your mouth, like if he just stared enough he could get his come on your tongue. And at that moment, there’s nothing you want more than to give him what he wants.
“Well…” you start, picking up a larger oyster. “You said it needed more salt. Why don’t you help me out, then?”
You extend your arm across the table, offering the shellfish to him. He hesitantly reaches for it, but you can see the smile growing.
“My pleasure,” he finally says with a devilish grin. “Hold on…”
He gently takes the oyster from your hand and floats it over his plate, over the edge of the table, and down into his lap.
You interlace your fingers and place them under your chin, propping yourself up on the table with your elbows. Just watching him.
He fumbles for a bit, then looks back up at you.
“I don’t want to overwhelm your tastebuds, so I’ll start light,” he decides. “Just the appetizer version to sample, yeah?”
You hum in response, hypnotized by the way his shoulders and biceps flex and move. He reaches under the table and squeezes your knee before speaking again.
“Ok, here I go.”
You can’t see his hand work, but you’ve watched him enough to picture exactly what he’s doing out of view.
He’ll tightly grip his cockhead — not wasting time with the touching and teasing you enjoy when you’re at the helm — and he’ll stroke quickly. He’s much more no-nonsense, especially when the events that will follow are even more exciting than the sensation itself.
His bottom lip disappears between his teeth as his forearm moves up and down just enough to lure some of this… sauce… to the surface. But his eyes stay on your face — on your lips — as the rest of him shakes slightly.
“Almost…” he moans softly. “Just need… a little.”
Once he’s gathered an acceptable amount of precum in the shell, he stops and lifts it back above the table, and holds it above his plate. His dark eyes are glued to your lips, and his chest rises and falls gently.
“Well… what are you waiting for?” you ask, hand outstretched across the table. “Give it here.”
He hesitates, just for a second, then drops the oyster in your palm.
“I hope it tastes all right,” he says mischievously.
You lift the shell to your lips and tilt your head back, letting the oyster and the sauce slide onto your tongue. It sits there for a few seconds, the flavors sinking into your tastebuds.
“Sooooo, tell me,” Chan urges. “How is it? Enough salt?”
One eyebrow raises as you purse your lips and stare. Leaving him in suspense for a few more seconds can’t hurt. But then he tilts his head a little to the left and pleads with those pretty eyes, and you know you lost.
“Honestly?” you ask, and he quickly nods. “Not salty enough. I think you can do better.”
One side of his mouth pulls up and reveals that cute dimple. You knew this would get him; he can’t resist a challenge.
“Fine, give me another,” he says, reaching toward the tray, but you grab his wrist before his fingers touch a shell.
“No, let me.”
You slowly push your chair back and slide down, knees softly hitting the floor. Your hands touch the cool tile next as you begin to crawl under the table.
“Maybe we just need a better chef for this…” you purr. “Someone with more… delicate hands.”
Cold fingers surround his warm cock, and you let the rush of blood beneath his skin return your hand to a normal temperature before moving it up and down, up and down.
His head falls back and his big hands grip the armrests as you settle on your knees just in front of his chair. His legs part as wide as the chair will allow for you, for your hand, your lips…
You decide against teasing him more this time and just give him what he wants instead. After all, it’s what you want, too. And judging by the taste of his precum, you’re in for a treat.
One hand works slowly near the base while you close your lips around him. It’s gentle at first, like if you squeeze or suck too hard you might break him. And you’d hate to spill his metaphorical salt and bring on bad luck — the devil may appear over your shoulder, convincing you to do dirty things, evil things. But that does sound like fun…
You suck harder now, hollowing out your cheeks to apply wet pressure on all sides of him. And you take him in so deeply, just a little deeper with each bob of your head. Giving him more of you, more of your throat. But it’s not enough, because his hand is in your hair, pushing you further down into his lap.
“Ohhhhh my god,” he breathes, trying his best to stay relatively quiet. “Jesus christ…”
His fingers interlace with the long strands at the back of your skull, pulling you up and down at a comfortable pace. He’s not worried about speed, he just wants to feel all of you.
He wants to go as far into you as he can — and then some. Feel the pressure from your lips and your cheeks and your tongue and the small gap at the back of your mouth and the tight ridges at the top of your throat. He loves this, and he’s so fucking lucky you don’t have a strong gag reflex.
“Baby doll…” he trails off as he slowly fucks your mouth. “You feel amazing, oh my girl, my beautiful… ohhh…”
His hips slide forward in the chair, and his thighs start to quake. He’s close.
You slide your unoccupied hand over his legs and up between his torso and the table, keeping your palm open like you’re asking him to hand you something. He grabs your hand to hold it, though, and his touch is sweet and wonderful, but it’s not what you need right now.
“What?” he laughs as you shake him off. “What do you need, baby?”
You close your fingers and thumb together and open them slowly, trying to imitate the opening of a shell. He hands you a napkin, and you throw it back on the table. He tries a small plate next, and you do your best to place that one down gently.
“I don’t know what to give you, honey,” he sighs.
You try your best shellfish impression again, and he’s silent for a few seconds, then…
“OH!”
An oyster gently lands in your palm, and you pull it back down under the table. Chan chuckles to himself and you get back to work right as a knock sounds at the door.
“Everything ok in there, sir? Can I get you two anything?” the waiter asks.
“Uh, no, we’re fine! T-thank you!” Chan calls out, his voice surprisingly steady given the circumstance.
Footsteps recede down the hallway, and Chan speaks again in a hushed voice.
“You almost got us in trouble again.”
You pull back from his cock to defend yourself.
“No, that’s you and your big ass mouth,” you tease. “I know I feel amazing, but have some self-control.”
His soft laugh quickly turns into a breathy moan as you take him back into your mouth. He hits the back of your throat a few times before you switch to targeting his most sensitive spots.
One hand grips his base while the other cups his balls, and his hands are gripping the arms of his chair for dear life. Your tongue runs up and down his shaft, breaking the rhythm every now and then to circle his tip or press into his slit.
“Close, b-baby,” he whines. “G-get ready.”
Tongue laid flat across your bottom lip, you press into the underside of his head to wait for your treat. The oyster is nearby, too, ready to catch a little bit for itself.
He doesn’t make it easy, though. Chan comes in strong waves, the first shooting straight back into your throat, the next weakly rolling down your tongue and onto your chest, the third landing safely on the back of your tongue.
You move the oyster into the stream for a second or two, just long enough to get some flavor. The rest is yours to savor on its own.
The bitterness hits your tongue first, but the longer it swirls and lingers on your tastebuds, you get the sweet and tangy notes. You could drink an entire glass of him.
“Fuck…”
You push his chair back and crawl forward enough to stand without hitting your head. His eyes find your face for the first time since you crawled under the table, and his lips pull into a wide smile.
“Oh god,” he giggles. “You look, uh.”
Your hand goes to your hair — the tangled mess that was once your nice date night hair. And you can feel the sticky warmth on your lips, your chin, your chest. You must look ruined.
“Well, let’s see if it was worth it,” you chirp, leaning back to sit on the edge of the table and slip the oyster into your mouth.
Your eyebrows pull down as you assess the flavors. Salty is more than covered this time, and that tangy sweetness complements the shellfish perfectly. It’s surprisingly actually really good. But you can’t let him off that easily.
“Hmmmmm,” you muse, staring up and off into the corner of the room. But you sneak a glance at his face — his sweet, anxious, expectant face — and those warm, loving eyes, and you can feel yourself losing the battle once again.
“Please, how is it?” he asks, almost pleadingly. His chest still rises and falls and his neck glistens with a few drops of sweat in the most beautiful way. Who are you kidding? You can’t resist him.
“Honestly, baby? It’s pretty fucking good,” you admit.
Somehow, his smile gets even wider, and he pulls you into his lap again. His gorgeous eyes stare into yours in the sweetest mix of love and pride as he pulls you close for a gentle kiss. Noses still touching afterward, he speaks.
“You’re not just saying that to make me feel good, are you?”
“I thought I already did that,” you quip and reattach your lips.
He smiles into the kiss and tightens his hold around your waist, and then there’s another knock at the door.
“Hello again, just checking in,” the waiter says from the hallway.
Chan looks up at you with nothing but joy and adoration in his eyes when he yells, “Actually, we’re gonna make out for the next half hour, so if you could come back after, that would be great.”
“Of course sir, I’ll set a timer,” the waiter says, and you think you can hear him laugh.
“Guess we have a half hour then,” you tease, physically unable to hold back your smile.
“Better make the most of it,” he replies, pulling you impossibly close for yet another mind-blowing kiss.
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🏷️ @drhsthl @3rachasninja @channieand08 @ikykleeknowww @anjian3 @tooskathepiratefromshield @channiesbabygirl 🏷️
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fishymom-art · 1 year
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Requests from the stream!!!!
1. Sketch with Tim and Skully based on “Eat Your Young” by Hozier! 2. The Quartz Bees trio got some pink sauce- 3. Scooby Doo moment 4. Will I be banned or not, Part 1 5. Will I be banned or not, Part 2, but it’s QB!Jessica 6. T4T Jam! Tim’s telling him about his experience during his top surgery and what Jay needs to be prepared for uvu
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"Family Video" ~ S. Harrington
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Summary: When Steve's daughter, Lori offers to help him close up shop, the two run into a rather pretty customer. Lori is determined to make Steve talk to said pretty customer.
Pairing: Single Dad!Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1,018
Content Warning: mentions of food, honestly i think that's it but as always, lmk if i missed anything!
Genre: v domestic, fatherly Fluff 🥺
Extra Notes: none that i can think of!
Based On: nothing in particular but the idea of a series like this was initially sparked by my read-through of @luveline's "Eddie and Roan" series 🫶🏻
Originally Written: 10/12/2022
Beta Read By: @dungeons-are-too-cold
honeysuckleharringtons main masterlist can be found here!
single dad!steve blurbs masterlist can be found here!
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The jingle of the front door bell of Family Video rang loudly, prompting Steve to let out an aggravated sigh.
Normally, it wouldn't have irritated him that much, after all it was his job, but the fact that it was only seven minutes until closing was enough to agitate him beyond comparison.
"Welcome to Family Video," he said, managing to sound much more polite than he felt.
"Daddy!" a high-pitched voice rang throughout the store, accompanied by the pitter-patter of tiny feet.
Steve's agitated expression from before melted away as he squatted down. The tiny girl sprinted toward him, landing directly in his arms.
He left a kiss on her hairline, lifting her up to his chest as her tiny arms wrapped around his neck. "Mwah," he chuckled against her head. "How's my Lori-girl?"
Max followed closely behind the girl, a smile sitting on her lips. "Excited to see you as always," she answered for the child.
Steve slightly pulled away from Lori, his eyebrows raising as he asked, "Did you have fun with Max today?"
"Mhm," she answered, nodding her head with all the power her little body possessed. "She took me to Bradley's and let me pick out whatever snack I wanted."
"Well, wasn't that nice of Max?" he asked, shooting a thankful look toward the redhead. "What'd you pick?"
"Goldfish," she answered matter-of-factly.
"Those are my favorite too! Are you gonna share 'em with Daddy?"
Her lips scrunched as she thought about her answer, eventually nodding in response.
"They're in her bag," Max spoke up, placing the Care Bears themed bag on the counter, "along with a finger painting she did yesterday that finally finished drying and her Scooby-Doo."
"Thank God," he exhaled, "she nearly had a meltdown when she couldn't find it last night."
"Well, I took very good care of him for you last night, Lori," she smiled, kissing the three-year-old on the cheek. "I'll see you tomorrow, sweet girl."
"Bye-bye, Maxi," she grinned back, watching as Max walked out the front door of Family Video.
Steve swung the girl around to his back, piggybacking her around the store as he put away the last of the tapes.
"I wanna help," Lori pouted, her tiny palms digging into the hair that sat near his neck.
He chuckled at her efforts to seem more grown-up, placing a tape in her hands and pointing to its spot on the shelf.
"I thought child labor was banned in the United States," a voice giggled from the end of the aisle.
The two looked in the direction of the voice, their eyes landing on a woman around Steve's age, who was holding a copy of Flashdance in one hand and Footloose in the other.
Steve let out an awkward chuckle, unsure how to respond.
The lady walked closer, a playful smile sitting on her lips. "You know, I'm having a hard time choosing which one I should pick," she said.
A silence came over the room for a beat. Suddenly, the lady's eyes lit up, her expression signaling that a light bulb had gone off in her brain. "I know! Why don't you pick for me, little lady?"
A blush made its way to Lori's cheeks. "Hmmm," she hummed, "That one."
The woman watched as Lori's finger pointed directly at Footloose, prompting her to place the other tape back in its place. "Ring me up?" she asked, directed at Steve.
"Sure thing," he managed, a matching crimson appearing on his own cheeks.
Lori tugged on her father's hair as the three walked over to the checkout counter, signaling that she wanted his attention.
"Hmm?" Steve asked, sitting his daughter down on the counter beside the register.
"Do you think she's pretty, Daddy?"
Steve blushed even harder than he already was. "Lorraine," he scolded, avoiding eye contact with the both of them.
"I think she's pretty," she smiled, turning to look at the woman.
"Thank you," she smiled, her own cheeks heating up. "I think you're pretty too."
Steve continued to scan the movies the lady had placed on the counter, secretly praying his daughter would drop the current conversation.
"Curious minds wanna know: do you think I'm pretty?" the woman asked, internally astonished by her sudden boldness.
His eyes grew wide as he considered his answer. He stayed silent, sliding the tapes into the plastic bag.
He could barely manage a, "Thank you for choosing Family Video," as he slid the bag across the counter to her.
She started her trek toward the door, a pout tugging at her lips. "That's too bad. I think you're quite handsome," she said, lingering near the door.
Steve blushed once more before replying, "I do! Uh, th-think you're pretty, that is," he stuttered as he walked around the counter. "I was just a little flustered. Lori doesn't usually put me on the spot like that."
Lori giggled from her spot on the counter. "I could tell you thought she was pretty, Daddy, so I wanted to make sure you told her before she left."
His lips scrunched as he turned back to his daughter. "You cheeky little girl," he pretended to scold her, burying his face in her tummy and blowing a raspberry.
Lori's shrieks could probably be heard all throughout Hawkins, her silky tufts swaying as she attempted to squirm away from him.
The lady grinned as she watched their interaction, slipping closer to the door.
"Wait!" Steve called, turning back to face her.
"Hmm?" she asked as she stopped mid-step.
"I didn't catch your name," he said, feeling more bold than he had earlier.
"Y/N," she answered with a half-smile. "Thank you for help, Steve."
And with that, she headed out the door, leaving Steve a little shaken up by the whole conversation.
Lori scooted closer to the edge of the counter, pulling herself up onto Steve's back. "You should ask her on a date," she commented. "She's pretty and really sweet."
"You're feeling extra bold today, Lori-girl," was what fell from his lips, but what he really meant was, "I might just take you up on that."
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OK, I know this isn't exactly what you guys were expecting me to post today... however, I hope this can be seen as a nice lil peace offering until I do get a chance to post the next Whumptober fic.
I wish I had a good reason I didn't post the next Whumptober fic today. The only reason really is that I ran out of inspiration and put it off until it was too late.
The plan now is to either post it some time over the weekend or double-post on Monday when I post the next next fic.
In the meantime, I hope you guys enjoyed this lil blurb! I am so so so excited for this series and all the ideas I have for it! I hope you guys are just as excited as I am!
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dollya-robinprotector · 7 months
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WATER TYPE MIKU YOURE WATER TYPE MIKU. the expression the design the flow, its you!
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The results are in! Thank you everyone for joining the fun~~
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ghostherlig · 4 months
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even more random hcs!!
bc i probably wont be home until after christmas :')
anyway, take more johnrailaoshi bc ive been thinking about them all day-
(if you saw this early no you didnt- im stupid and pressed the wrong button-)
raiden really loves valentine's day bc it gives him extra reason to show his appreciation for the people he loves in his life- he always hand makes cards and folds origami pieces for his bfs to find around the house- he went all out one year and made each of them a jar full of paper stars
johnny and kung lao's favorite holiday is halloween!! they go all out for costumes and always decorate the house to match- johnny even hires smaller actors to dress up and play characters outside with him and lao to have fun with the kids- they have a scare actor section and a section for cartoon characters
kenshi's favorite holiday is christmas!! he doesnt have a lot of fond memories from childhood, but after johnny first asked kenshi to celebrate christmas with him, oh that man was hooked- johnny was happy to see kenshi beam all throughout december, holding warm mugs and wrapped in blankets since the cold always got to him
jax and johnny still have this kind of strange rivalry, esp when kenshi is around- kenshi thinks it's funny bc most of the time it's them trying to out do each other with history facts, but both just end up having a nice convo.... it's the only time kenshi can get paperwork done without headaches
lao and raiden still have mini bets they place with each other all the time- half the time kenshi and johnny find out abt them bc lao brags abt winning- raiden bets poorly on purpose sometimes bc he knows lao likes to win and it only costs him a little..... sometimes he humbles lao, though (the superbowl is the biggest bet of the year for them)
raiden isnt known to swear, but his favorite song is "I Don't Fuck With You" by Big Sean (thanks kung lao) and he can be heard singing the lyrics, uncensored and all, randomly
kenshi can very easily peel or cut any kind of fruit- apples, oranges, pomegranates, persimmons, pineapple, watermelon, anything- if he is handed a fruit and asked to cut it he will and it will be fast and done beautifully
raiden has johnny do his hair!! braids is usually the most common style outside of his bun, but johnny always insists on doing his hair if they're going out-
kenshi has lao help him cut his hair!! lao does his own undercut and knows his way around a buzzer/clippers- the first time lao asked to cut kenshi's hair the swordsman was unsure, but he decided it wouldnt hurt and lao did it perfectly and has done it since
johnny has a cameo on a sooby doo episode!! he somehow convinced them to put him in an episode with the hex girls and it actually was so awesome-
johnny is super good with puzzles- like insanely good- kenshi, lao, and raiden just started getting him those really fancy puzzle boxes for christmas/his bday and he's cracked every single one without fail-
they have board game nights!! monopoly and uno have been banned- but when everyone is over their favorite game to play is 'one night ultimate werewolf'
for several years johnny has done a Santa Livestream on his insta and has donated a lot of money to charities that buy gifts for kids in need as well as done fundraisers to get others to chip in too- he got tomas, syzoth, kuai liang, lao, and raiden to help him keep people entertained on the live- kenshi even agreed to do a "face reveal" if they hit ten million in a day- they hit the goal in six hours
raiden and tomas are actually pretty close as friends- both bond over their combat abilities and their lives in general, and both have dragged the other into different media- now they watch episodes of different series' weekly and talk over the phone about it- their bf's know better than to interrupt them on the phone with each other
lao is the only Only Child in their polycule- raiden has his sister, johnny his brother, and i hc kenshi as having an older sister and a younger brother-
johnny will randomly start dancing, sometimes bc he just has a song stuck in his head, other times bc he just needs to move- his bf's always smile when they catch him- the most extreme move any of them have seen him do is drop into a split
none of them are fond of using their powers for silly or stupid reasons... however, each of them have definitely used their powers in a way they werent supposed to- kenshi has for sure used his telekenesis inappropriately, raiden has used his lightning to cook smth, kung lao has used his force/air manipulation to throw things at ppl, and johnny uses his weird shadow powers (give him his green back ]:) to scare his bfs-
johnny owns the house, bc it's a five bedroom, six and a half bath, super expensive house- it gives each of them their own room and then a shared room with a big asf bed, a nnice kiving room, incredible kitchen, big dining room for guests, a wine cellar, in home gym, etc- literally a second mansion-
as soon as anyone gets sick, raiden makes chicken congee- he got the recipe from madam bo after he told her him and lao were moving to stay with johnny for a while- she was happy to give him the recipe and even showed him how to de-bone a whole chicken for it
johnny is actually so interested in tarantulas- he thinks they look super cool and that some of the colors and patterns are really pretty- if kenshi and lao werent as insect averse he would definitely get one
lao's favorite reptile (after syzoth) is the arabian sand boa (pls google these guys, they're adorable-)
kenshi really loves reptiles and has always wanted a leopord gecko or a hognose snake- but he fears not having enough time for one with work and his bf's
johnny very lovingly refers to raiden as his wife after kenshi made a joke abt johnny "wife-ing" him by making him his favorite meal- raiden always gets flustered bc johnny is very open abt opening an LLC with them all as a kind of "poly marriage loophole"-
they all have jewelry that they wear as sort of "promise" jewelry that they almost never take off- johnny has his silver bracelet/band, kenshi has a steel ring, raiden has an anklet, and lao has a necklace
johnny, to his personal assistant and manager, refers to his bf's as "The Council" and always answers scheduling questions with "i'll have to consult with The Council"- it's rubbed off on the other three which has to led to raiden telling liu kang he cant give him a firm answer bc he has yet to "speak with The Council" (liu got flashbacks to "I Must Consult With the Elder Gods-")
johnny makes the worst jokes abt US tragedies- the jfk assassination is his personal fave bc he knows he can mess with kenshi with it- "it blows my mind that you can be so childish, cage-" "yknow who else got his mind blown-" "JOHNATHAN CARLTON-"
lao still has his first chakram hat and it's hung up in the mansion living room- all of them will stare at it or remember it's there and think back to lao telling the story of his Inspiration (thanks bi han)
raiden really loves smoothies, especially mango- he will down a mango smoothie if you hang him one-
johnny has all kinds of videos on his phone of all of them doing stupid shit- his favorites are one of kenshi drunkenly eating takoyaki out of the fridge, turning to face the camera with his cheeks full- one of raiden mumbling "i dont fuck with you" under his breath, panning to lao and kenshi who look at raiden like he just vacuumed their hamster- and one of lao dancing for a good minute, really, really well, just to trip at the very end and scream-
johnny has a lot of those videos and goes through them whenever he misses his bf's
raiden will send videos of cats playing or napping together and caption them "us" and send them to whoever or to the gc- all of his bf's always melt and go to find him and give him a kiss if they're in the house together or they'll send back a little emoji if they're apart
you'd think johnny is the worst but kenshi is the most overdramatic abt not getting attention- like "my husband is off to war" levels of dramatic- lao had to get up to use the bathroom and kenshi sighed like a sickly victorian, put his hand over his forehead and monologued until lao came back- he does the same to raiden and johnny, always "why has my love left me?? i am always abandoned by my dearest... beloved, where have you gone? why have you forsaken me??" "i need to pee, ken-" "am i so unimportant?? so easily forgotten???? so unloved??????" "🙄✋️ okay-"
johnny isnt as dramatic but he does pout and sigh and sometimes follow his bf's around until they love on him a little- johnny needs the little pick-me-up's but kenshi normally waits until he needs a full battery recharge
the four of them talk shit like there's no tomorrow- you do not want to be on the recieving end of their judgemental staring- each of their side eyes alone could kill someone, all of them together??? good fuckin luck-
johnny is mesmerized by the snow- kenshi, raiden, and lao all grew up with it, but johnny isnt used to it since he was born and raised in CA and enjoys the sunny weather- so when kenshi or lao and raiden take him to japan or china during the snowy season he's always so excited- the other three love it bc his cheeks get so pink in the cold
raiden gets super flustered when one of them gives him affection and attention, but all three are evil and will pile affection and attention on him to watch him squirm and act all shy- raiden loves it but also knows to tell them when he's overwhelmed
lao knows all of his bf's humor and how to make them laugh- johnny and kenshi laugh at lao's darker jokes- johnny especially likes anti-jokes- raiden likes puns and "a ____ walked into a bar-" type jokes- kenshi also cant help but laugh at people doing stupid things and kenshi and raiden laugh together at children falling- (older sibling moment)
raiden gets super lovey sometimes and will write out in letters how he feels about his bf's and slide them under their doors- all of them have a drawer or folder or smth that stores all of the letters
lao is the only one with a real sleep schedule- he's a morning person and goes to bed by 10 almost every night- raiden tends to get distravted watching tv, and kenshi and johnny tend to overwork themselves and work into the night and wee hours
sleep is usually tough for all of them anyway (lao takes melatonin to be asleep early) bc of all that they've seen and experienced- they all like congregating in their shared room to sleep together but sometimes they go off to their own rooms when they need/want the privacy or peace
that's all for now- wishing everyone a happy holidays!! <333 hopefully im back home soon :') also pls excuse any typos, it is 2 am-
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BEST FICTIONAL DETECTIVE POLL
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hello autistic and gay people. welcome to the fictional detective poll.
This bracket will be about voting the Fictional Detective Ever Of All Time.
FIRST ROUND STARTS MONDAY 6 PM EST
SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
RULES:
Detective doesn't have to mean police. Private Detectives count. If a character gives off detective vibes or is kind of a detective in that they look for clues ( a spy for example), I will decide for myself if i think they count. you can argue their case in the form if you like.
No real people. This means documentaries about real detectives solving actual for real crimes. No. Gotta be a not-real person.
Please only submit a certain character once, but multiple characters is absolutely permitted and encouraged!
Yes, groups and units are allowed (i.e. Sherlock and Watson, the Scooby-Doo Gang, etc.)
Pleeeaaassseee send in propaganda! make it sfw. please <3
NOTES:
I have a few detectives in mind, so if there are not enough submissions by the end date, I will go ahead and add them in. If still not enough, I will re-open submissions. 32 is the amount.
I will randomly assign who's against who buuuut I will interact with it if I think a character stands no chance. I also might ask you guys about it tee hee
I cannot think of any fandoms that might conceivably have a detective that I want to ban right off the bat, but I might add some as characters roll in.
(i was inspired to do this by the
@tf2shipswag
@best-dad-battle
@orangecharactersmackdown
@best-fictional-cat
@thedilftournament
@baldguy-fight and
@gentle-giant-swag polls)
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deathclassic · 3 months
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tag game wednesday thursday
thank you for tagging me @energievie @creepkinginc @iansw0rld @mybrainismelted <3
name: molly
age: 25
location: to the left of new zealand and south of indonesia
and now, think about your childhood and tell me:
did you have a nickname and is it still used? not really, people called me moll sometimes and they still do
what did you want to be when you'd grow up? zoo keeper!
your favourite cartoon: powerpuff girls or scooby doo
your favourite TV show: hi five and when i was slightly older (11-12) but still too young, misfits and uk shameless
your favourite book: the babysitters club were my favouriteeeeee
your favourite toy: i liked polly pocket a lot!
your favourite thing to eat: i used to really like cheese and avocado sandwiches
your favourite school subject: art or geography
how did you spend your summers? inside bc it was too hot to go outside! or at my friends house bc they had a pool or we'd go to the beach
did you listen to music? if yes, did you have a favourite band/artist? of course! my favourite bands as a kid were fall out boy, panic at the disco and my chemical romance :') and nearly 20 years later that has not changed much
and lastly, tell me something you did as a kid that your parents still don't know about: that my friends and i were the reason the school had to hold a meeting for my year level about which websites are banned? (It was wattpad, my friends and i got wattpad banned from school)
im tagging some people just to say hi because,,,,idk i feel like i dont interact with people anymore and im trying to change that obviously you dont have to do this im just saying hey
@ian-galagher @spacerockwriting @skylerwinchester @stocious @heymacy @heymrspatel @look-i-love-u @michellemisfit @jrooc @ifallonblackdays @metalheadmickey @gallawitchxx @lingy910y @gardenerian @sam-loves-seb @darlingian @callivich @silvanshadow @ms-moonlight-inn @gallavichgeek @suzy-queued @transmickey @arrowflier @sleepyfacetoughguy @vintagelacerosette @m4ndysk4nkovich
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