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drama-glob · 5 months
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Like seriously, how?! Did Dibs/Globby get really good at stealing purses since he did it without her noticing or is he only able to steal Honey Lemon's? O_O XD
Yes Fred, his real name is Bob. ;) XD
This is why he needs the duct tape. ;) XD
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catherine-duval-art · 9 months
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Baron von Steamer (redesign)
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wrath-bob-aken · 1 year
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multimonorail · 2 years
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So I started playing Identity V a few days ago, and...
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I'm not the only one who noticed this, right?
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darkslayernk · 2 years
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spyrkle4 · 8 months
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Some new Big Hero 6 villain OCs!
On the left we have Trivia Trickster! She is a game show host who's gimmick is she kidnaps people and forces them onto their game show, and she will rack up your laundry bill if you get questions wrong by bedazzling your outfit and yeeting paint at you
And on the right we have her intern, Remy Carl Damian! No one knows why he puts up with his boss, but he basically enables her and does a lot of her dirty bidding, he seems like he's an innocent lil' guy wrapped up in the drama but no he's 100% committed to the chaos
I'm open to answering any more questions you guys have about them n.n
More fun facts under the cut!
-I was SO tempted to name Remy "Carl" bc he looks so much like a Carl but I could NOT do that to Felony Carl so he's named Remy, and Carl is his middle name
-His last name Damian was a suggestion from a friend on discord
-Trivia may seem ditzy headed but she is a lot stronger than she looks, Remy doesn't do all of her evil bidding after-all
-Remy does bust her out of jail though
-Trivia is willing to work with other villains but she wouldn't work with a villain that's bent on destroying the city, and she def wouldn't work w/ Baron Von Steamer bc he's old and wouldn't get her pop culture references
-Remy is fiercely loyal to Trivia so he wouldn't go work for another villain, but he'd team up with one if he got something out of it and he'd drop them in the dust if they insulted his boss
-Wasabi would NOT like Trivia bc of how she destroy's peoples outfits on her show, they'd have beef
-Trivia's main gimmick of humiliating her unlucky participants is bedazzling the heck out of them, she even has some bedazzles on her face
-No one knows how Remy has escaped being bedazzled
-They'd be Season 3 villains for sure
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twisting-echo · 9 months
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Okay, everyone, time for some Luisabi ship dynamics and headcanons!!
For @frie-ice
I love their slight height difference because Wasabi is 6'4" and Luisa is 6'5", meaning that she is an inch taller than him, and I am here for it! Wasabi needs a girl taller than he is!
Luisa's birthday is November 14th, making her a Scorpio, which makes absolute sense! Scorpios are a water sign and are emotional and sensitive. They may be caring, but they are also easily hurt and depressed. This sensitivity can affect their emotional and physical lives. They don't open up easily or let their guard down because they are scared of being hurt. But exclusively, it makes sure they stay strong and makes them great judges of character. They are Resourceful, powerful, brave, passionate, and true friends.
Now I have a theory about the date of Wasabi's birthday, and it involves an episode of BH6: The Series. There was an episode of BH6: The Series called "Steamer's Revenge," and it was about Hiro and the others planning the ultimate birthday surprise for Wasabi to recover his car from the bottom of the bay, but their villain, Baron Von Steamer, was back with a vengeance. The episode's air date was September 22, 2018.
So yes, because it was Wasabi's birthday in that episode, I like to believe that September 22 is also the date of his birthday. Now get this, if Wasabi's birthday is September 22nd, that would make him a Virgo, which absolutely fits his character. Virgos are an earth sign known for their intelligence, analytical skills, perfectionism, hard work, reliability, and problem-solving abilities. They are also known for being critical and pointing out mistakes. Because of their natural elegance and poise, they emit serenity and calm. They are funny and sharp, and they often have a very dry wit. They notice the small stuff and pay attention to the details; they remember everything you ever said to them.
Virgo and Scorpio are compatible signs. They have many common personality traits and can complement each other. They are both goal-oriented, practical, mysterious, and empathetic. They can also have a strong karmic connection and passionate intimacy. There are very strong ties between this couple, and intense mutual loyalty creates their strongest bond. These two can be extremely comfortable in each other’s company, shutting out the rest of the world and enjoying each other for hours (or days) on end—just the two of them. They’re both in it for the long haul, so this can be a long-term match for sure.
Virgo is ruled by quick-moving Mercury, making them good, logical communicators. Scorpio is co-ruled by powerful Mars and transformational Pluto, so verbal (and nonverbal) interactions between them can be extremely intense. Virgo is slow to make decisions, contemplating each little detail before making up their mind, and cautious, suspicious Scorpio is on board with this strategy as well. As a couple, they tend to take their time when making important long-term decisions, which strengthens their relationship in the long run.
Since Wasabi is allergic to every known breed of dog, Luisa insisted that they get a pet baby donkey instead.
Wasabi's surname is No-Ginger in my headcanon; he was born to a Korean American woman with the surname No, also spelled as Noh. No is a Korean surname that means "field" or "wilderness." His father is an African American man of English ancestry with the surname Ginger. So, his parents hyphenated.
Wasabi is fluent in Spanish, so he'll have no problem conversing with his Latina girlfriend whenever she decides to dip into Spanglish.
They are both very, not so secretly protective of each other.
Since both Luisa and Wasabi can easily succumb to stress and pressure, they do couples yoga together. Luisa was really nervous that she'd mess up practicing a lot of the poses with Wasabi when he was teaching her. But luckily, she has such a supportive boyfriend, and he made learning yoga fun and relaxing for her.
Couples' yoga is the practice of yoga poses that involve two people supporting each other physically and emotionally. It can improve flexibility, balance, strength, communication, trust, and intimacy in a relationship. Couples' yoga can range from simple breathing exercises and stretches to challenging acrobatic poses and inversions that require coordination and teamwork and can be practiced in any setting that is comfortable and safe for both partners, such as a yoga studio, a park, a beach, or a home.
Wasabi always makes sure that Luisa doesn't overexert herself to the point where her stress causes her eye to twitch. Stress can cause certain hormones to be released, which can affect the nerves and muscles of the eyelid. So, he helps her with some self-care exercises and makes her tea. And he always makes sure that she doesn't degrade herself by calling herself names like loser, so he builds her up by complimenting her all the time.
Despite all of Wasabi's self-care exercises, the man does not practice what he preaches. All of his poise goes out the window when he's having an OCD episode. An OCD episode is a period when your OCD symptoms are more severe. OCD symptoms include obsessions, unwanted thoughts, images, or urges, and compulsions—repetitive behaviors or mental acts that cause anxiety or distress. OCD episodes can be triggered by anything that causes anxiety or stress.
Luisa helps Wasabi whenever an episode happens by learning the signs, not enabling them, and using positive communication. Luisa listens with empathy, compassion, and avoids criticizing or judging him. She knows that it may take time for Wasabi to overcome his fears and resist his compulsions. But she doesn’t pressure him to stop or change his behavior, as this may make him feel more anxious or guilty.
Wasabi introduced Luisa to 4 2 Sing, and she is now just as big a fan as he is.
They love to go dancing together.
Luisa has the working yarn wrapped around her hands as she helps Wasabi maintain the right tension and speed while he knits. (It is called assisted knitting or team knitting.)
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(Literal mental image.)
Welp, that's all I've got for now. I'll most definitely make another headcanon list for them in the future.
You don't have to like my headcanons, but please be respectful.  
🚫 IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SHIP, PLEASE DON’T COMMENT 🚫
🚫 PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR REPOST MY EDITS 🚫
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rocksandrobots · 2 years
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Phantoms of the Past Chapter 34 - What’s In a Name?
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"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling superheroes and your pesky robot!" Baron Von Steamer yelled as the police dragged him away.
Big Hero Six stood to the side, watching as he was arrested.
"Yep, yep, yep... another day another supervillain down for the count." Varian smugly said as he placed the chimball back into his coat pocket.
"I thought you weren't into this superhero thing?" Hiro sly teased him.
"I'm not, but you guys need me to keep you out of trouble."
He ignored his friends rolling their eyes as he turned to leave, only to stop short when a microphone was shoved into his face.
"Portal Pirate, do you have any words on the capture of Baron Von Steamer?" The reporter yelled at him.
"Uh...."
Soon another reporter joined the first. "Portal Pirate, is it true that you're from another world?"
"Should we start calling Big Hero Six Big Hero Seven?" A third called out.
Suddenly reporters and paparazzi swarmed around him. Varian stumbled backwards, stuttering his confused answers, until they had backed him into a wall.
"Portal Pirate, how did you meet Big Hero Six?"
"Where do you buy your clothes? The public wants to know."
"Is there any truth to the rumors that you're dating Tall Girl?"
"That's not my name!" Honey Lemon yelled, no one listened to her.
"How does your portal tech work?"
"Can you time travel? Like that guy who was rescued from the fire."
"Do you actually bleed green blood?"
"Is it true that you were once a supervillain?"
"I... uh... well, umm.... what?"
Fortunately, Gogo came to his rescue. She pushed past the paparazzi, grabbed him by the waste, and quickly skated away. The rest of Big Hero Six followed after them while the sensationalist reporters started to frantically come up with new explanations to explain their abrupt departure.
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"Hey look what I found!" Fred yelled as he ran into the meeting room of their headquarters, waving a magazine. "We're on the cover of the National Inquisitor!"
"That trash tabloid?" Tadashi asked as Fred handed him the newspaper. He looked down at it with a frown, and then snorted with laughter upon reading the title.  
"What's so funny?" Gogo asked as she glanced over the cover. "Ugh... what the...?"
Her lip curled up in disgust as she read the headline. "Super romance in the air. San Fransokyo's newest power couple the Portal Pirate and Speed Queen are quite the stylish item! Eww, no! Who came up with this?!"
The picture on the front was of her carrying Varian away from the crowd of reporters.
"Oh, I don't know. I think you make quite the cute couple." Tadashi teased over her shoulder as he took a sip of his coffee. He then had to quickly hold his cup out of the way when Gogo smacked him with the paper.
Fred pulled up more info on his phone. "They're calling your ship name PirateQueen. It's trending on twitter."
Gogo quietly seethed as she ripped the magazine in two.
Curious Varian peered over Fred's shoulder to read the tweets. "What's 'TallPirate'?"
"Oh that's the name for yours and Honey Lemon's pairing. There's apparently a ship war going on right now in the fandom."
Varian furrowed his brow in confusion, but Honey Lemon only growled in response, muttering something about how she hated being called 'Tall Girl' under her breath.
"So who do they ship you with?" Tadashi asked with a suppressed laugh.
"Well sometimes with Varian, but most of the time it's Wasabi. But no one will use my suggested ship name!" Fred whined.
"Ship name?" Wasabi asked. "You gave us a ship name?"
"Oh I made up ship names for everyone in the group, but nobody listened to me. I suggested Fredsabi, but the internet has deemed us LizardChop instead. Pfft.. what a stupid name. Am I right?"
"Maybe that's because no one knows our actual names Fred?" Hiro matter-of-factly suggested as he read a readout on Baymax's chest.
"Oh, yeah, well maybe you wouldn't be so nonchalant if you knew that your most tweeted ship name is LabCuite." Wasabi smugly pointed out.
"What!?" Hiro stopped what he was doing and rushed over to grab the phone out of Wasabi's hands. He stared at all of the fan art of him and Karmi completely weirded out. "She not even in the group!"
"Yeah, but everyone thinks she's your girlfriend cause you've rescued her so many times." Fred explained as he took back his phone. "Your's is the the most popular ship... right behind TallQueen."
"Arragh!" Honey Lemon suddenly yelled before grabbing the remote and turning the overhead tv on. "Enough with the stupid superhero names already, let's find someone to beat up, or something."
She flipped the channel to the news, just in time for a commercial break.
"Hello San Fransokyo!" Mr. Sparkles shouted through the other side of the tv screen, as he bounced around a stage. "Tired of being a nobody? A loser ? A chump? Can't get the girl, or that high end desk job? Sick of constantly being passed over and ignored? Well have I got good news for you! I'm Mr. Sparkles, image consultant to the stars, and I can make you a somebody! I've put super villains and heroes alike on the map. For example, I've rebranded High Voltage into the top act at San Fransokyo's newest must see attraction at the Hamilton Theater."
The camera cut to Juniper and Barb dancing on stage. They looked like they were having a blast, and there was Stu skating in the background.
"I'm also responsible for Momasake's new thrilling tell-all book, 'The Time Traveling Ninja'."
The scene cut a second time to the aged Momasake sitting in jail while holding up the cover to her novel. "Only $39.00, pre-order today." She said flatly, as if she hated every moment of being on camera. Then the scene switched back to Mr. Sparkles, with an image of Varian in the corner.
"And, no one even knew who the Portal Pirate was until he met me. I can give you a whole new look, a new name, a new identity that will be sure to guarantee you success. Just call Sparkle's Starmaker Services today, for your free consultation!! That's 555-535-4523... and no, that number is not toll free."
Wasabi narrowed his eyes as the commercial ended. "What is he up to?"
"I don't know, but we should probably keep a close eye on him." Hiro said as he rubbed his chin.  
"Maybe he's turned over a new leaf?" Honey Lemon suggested. "After all he's helped Barb and Juniper to find work... maybe this could be a good thing?"
"Oh please," Gogo rolled her eyes. "This is clearly some kind of con."
"Yeah, but is it an illegal con?" Fred asked. "As far as I know there's no law saying that you can't be an agent. So long as he offers the usual ten percent rate, I don't think we can pin anything on him."
"Maybe not, but it's still scummy." Varian growled.
"Indeed." Baymax agreed.
As they finished talking the news came back on and they saw Hardlight breaking into a bank.
"Alright, hero time!" Fred yelled.
"Everyone suit up. Be ready to go in five minutes." Hiro ordered and the gang dispersed to their rooms to prepare. Everyone save for Tadashi that is.
"You sure you don't wanna give the superhero thing a second try?" He asked his brother.
"No, you go on head and have fun." Tadashi said as he leaned against the conference table and took another sip of his coffee. "I'll hold down the fort."
Hiro shrugged. "Okay. It's your loss." And with that, he and Baymax left to change into their armor.
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Mr. Sparkles checked his watch. His client was running late. He stole a guarded glance at his surroundings. Good Luck Ally wasn't an unusual meeting place for his more unsavory clientele, but it still paid to be careful when hanging around the notorious street. He patted what looked like a lime-green squirt gun holstered around his waist. Yup, you could never be too careful.
Suddenly a tall, ominous figure dropped to the ground behind him. Mr. Sparkles jumped and brandished the water pistol.
"Who's there?"
"No, wait... It's okay I won't hurt you." Said a kind voice, and the lithe figure stepped out of the shadows.
"Tall Girl? What are you doing here? I did my time. I'm not doing anything wrong... Is this a set up?" Mr Sparkles eyed the woman suspiciously.
"No..." The superhero sighed. "I'm the one who called you. I want to employ your services."
"My services... You mean you want me as an agent? Wait... wwhhhyyy?"
"I hate my name!" The tall girl blurted out. "Tall Gril sounds so stupid, and I'm not even that tall! I'm only 5.10."
Sparkles raised a skeptical eyebrow as he looked up at her. "Not from where I'm standing, sweetheart."
"Well of course everyone one's tall to you." She suddenly snapped. "You're what, three feet?"
"Well that was rude."
She gasped as if she only just realized what she had just said. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that was mean. It's just... you should know how hard it is to have everyone turn your height into a joke."
"Alright... alright... I'll help you out, but it'll cost ya."
"How much?" The girl nervously wrung her hands.
"How much you got?" Sparkles asked with a sly smile.
"Ummmm... I have stickers!" She pulled off a smiling taco sticker from her chim-pruse, and held it up. "This one's from a limited edition YakiTaco promotional campaign. Fred gave it to me."
Sparkles silently eyed her up and down, and for a moment Honey Lemon feared that he would turn her away. Then he shrugged and said, "Huh? Why not?"
He then took the sticker from her and placed it on top of his forehead. "Okay, 'Not-Tall Girl', whataya want from me? As in what are your personal goals?"
"I want you to help me create a new superhero name like you did for Vari- the Portal Pirate. Get people to call me something else... anything else. Maybe something cool and chemistry related?"
"Chemistry related... hmmm?" he rubbed his chin in thought.
"Oh and cute too, something feminine sounding... but not too girly.. and-"
"Okay, okay, slow down hero girl. You're new at this, I get it. It's exciting, but it takes more to change an image than just a simple name change. Especially when you already have an established persona that you have to work against."
Honey Lemon pouted. "So what do I do?"
"Nothing, for now." Mr. Sparkles folded his arms. "You just keep on being your superhero self doing your 'superheroey' things and I'll be spending time brainstorming ideas." He then reached into his coat pocket and handed her a card. "Here's my card. Try calling me in a like a day or two. Toodle-oo."
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Precisely two days later, there was another robbery. This time with Sirque at a KreiTech warehouse down by the docks.
The gang of college kids were eating takeout ramen when their computer system sounded the alarm inside their headquarters.
"Haven't seen her in awhile." Wasabi said as he put on his armor. "Wonder what she's been up to since Momasake's arrest?"
"Probably trying to recover all of those files that were lost when Callaghan and Sue set fire to the abandoned power plant." Fred suggested before shoving a bunch of noodles into his mouth.
"Yeah, and she's most likely robbing Krei for more equipment to build her portals with." Gogo said as she readjusted her blades.
"Well, why don't we arrive in style and show her up?" Varian gave a sly smile before opening a miniature portal to the warehouse.
Fred gulped down the last of his soup, slammed the plastic container back down, and then jumped from the table.
"Alright, I'm ready!" He shouted before pulling his helmet over his face and running through the portal.
Everyone followed him through, yet Hiro paused at the entrance to see Tadashi once again staying behind.
"I'm guessing you're not joining us for this outing either?" He asked, though he already knew the answer.
Tadashi slurped up a noodle and then pointed his chopsticks back at his brothers. "Nope, but call me if you need me. I'll keep an eye on things here."
"If you say so." Hiro shrugged before stepping through the portal.
"See ya, Tadashi." Varian waved goodbye before closing the portal.
Tadashi waited a moment or two longer, watching the space where the portal had been. When he was sure no one else was coming back, he turned around and typed in a command into the computer.
The security camera within the lab shut off, though he kept the ones outside running. Then he walked over to the tool rack and grabbed a pair of goggles and a soldering tool.
"Alright, let's see about those microchips shall we?" He said to no one, as he pulled out a hidden compartment underneath the work desk. He removed what looked like a biker's helmet from the drawer, sat it down on the desk, put on the goggles, and got to work with the soldering iron.
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Sirque escaped in a cloud of smoke. Varian couldn't be sure if she had used a miniature portal like his own or if she had used the smoke screen as a misdirection to slip away. Either way she had disappeared and made off with hundreds of thousands of dollars in equipment.
Worse still, the news was on hand to cover their failure.
"This is Bluff Dunder providing you with live coverage of today's latest super fiasco." The reporter ignored the scornful glares of the superheroes as he shoved a microphone into Hiro's face. "Captain Cutie do you have any words on Sirque's escape?"
"No comment." Hiro sighed before turning away and hopping on Baymax's back.
Before they could lift off, more journalists surrounded the group.
"Captain Cutie, is there any reason why we haven't seen Lab Lady lately?"
"Speed Queen, what shoes do you recommend for young athletes?"
"What planet are you from Portal Pirate?"  
"Chop Chop, is it true that you and Lizard Guy got engaged? When's the wedding?"
"Tall Girl? Is there any truth to the rumor that the Portal Pirate dumped you for Speed Queen?"
"I'm not 'Tall Girl'!" Honey Lemon screamed as Varian created another portal to escape with.
He grabbed her hand and pulled her through before an argument could start and the rest of the gang followed after.
"Is that your headquarters?" One bold reporter ran forward, only for Varian to unceremoniously turn the portal off blocking their view of the meeting room.
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Mr. Sparkles looked at his watch as she stood under the lamppost. His client had called him back sooner than expected, almost in tears from some sort of incident with the press. They were running late, again.
Just when he was about to give up and go home, he spotted a tall figure moving within the shadows. He gave a sly smile.
"You got the stuff?" He asked.
Honey Lemon stepped out the shadows carrying a black folder in her arms.
"Oh I got the stuff." She said seriously.
Then she opened the binder to reveal rows upon rows of stickers.
"Oooh, a special HelloDoggie sticker!" The villain waggled his fingers in delight and reached out to grab the folder. Honey Lemon sntached it back out of his reach.
"Un-huh... whatcha ya got for me first?" She said as she wagged her finger at him.
"Oh alright?" Sparkles finished rolling his eyes and pulled out a little flip book from his pocket. "So here's the names I've come up with so far... Her Hydrogen Highness, The Chemist Cutiepie, or maybe the Crowned Chemist so as not to be too similar to Captain Cuite... Hmm..." He struck a line through the name with his pen. "The Particle Pharaoh, The Pretty Pharmacist, aaannd the Alchemical Angel."
Honey Lemon thoughtfully went over the names in her head... "I don't  know... none of those really.. seem.. to fit.... Also alchemy isn't really chemistry."
"Well you try coming up with scientific superhero names in only two days." Mr. Sparkles snapped back. "Besides, you need more than just a name. If you want people to suddenly start calling you by a different title than you need to change your whole look. Force them to see you differently so that they have no choice to associate you with with a new name."
"What kind of look?" Honey Lemon pouted.
"I'm glad you asked." Mr. Sparkles winked at her, and then opened up the briefcase he was carrying. "I and the boys in the lab have been cooking up something special just for you."
He pulled out a pink flouncy princess gown and handed it to her. Honey Lemon held up the dress to examine it. It looked like a cheap Halloween costume. It even had a clearance tag still stuck to it.
"I don't think this is going to work...." She hesitantly said. "I mean it's not very practical for moving around in."
"Hey, you said you wanted to be girly." Mr. Sparkles defended.
Honey Lemon sighed. "Alright I'll try it, but I'll need to make some... adjustments to it."
"Sure. Anything you can do to make yourself look more unique and stand out the better. Now for my payment?"
Mr. Sparkles giggled like a schoolgirl as Honey Lemon gave him her exclusive HelloDoggie stickers. He placed one right on his nose and Honey used her chim-boots to jump up on top of the trash bins. One more jump would send her to the roof of the building but Mr. Sparkles stopped her with a question.
"Oh, by the way! How do I contact you if I need to!?"
"Oh... uh... Well... I guess I can give you my card." She hastily wrote her phone number down on a slip of paper and threw it down at him, before bounding away., hoping that she wouldn't regret this.
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"Ummm... Honey Lemon... What are you wearing?" Hiro asked as the gang met up in front of Varian's portal.
"I thought I'd try a new look," She awkwardly replied.
She had cut the princess costume down and was wearing it over her usual armor. She had removed the front fabric so that her usual tights were visible and the skirt flared out in the back. She had also removed the longer sleeves so that only the puffy tops remained and they went over her shoulder pads while her usual arm guards showed underneath. The high collar was gone and the fake corset was wrapped around her waist under her breastplate. To complete the look she had stuck a sticker of a crown onto her helmet.
"What do you think?" She asked as gave a little twirl.
Her friends gave nervous looks at one another. No one wanted to tell her how bad it looked.
"Don't ask me." Wasabi excused. "I don't know anything about fashion."
"It looks kind of impractical for superheroing." Tadashi offered up.
"Well whatever it is, it's too late to change now." Varian said as she pointed at the portal. "There goes Sue breaking patrol again."
"I'm on it." Gogo said before skating after the elder villain. The rest of the gang followed, save for Tadashi again.
He calmly waited for the portal to close once more, turned off the cameras, and then went to the work desk. This time he pulled out a black piece of fabric and some wires.
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Supersonic Sue cackled as she managed to dodge the young skater once again.
"Maybe they should call you Slow Queen instead!?" She taunted back.
She didn't notice Honey Lemon taking aim at her with a sticky chimball.
Yet as she went to throw the alchemical orb, her poofy skirt snagged onto a storm drain on the wall of the building that she was pressed against. She tripped and fell, ripping the dress and getting covered in her own glue trap.
As she tried to struggle out of her sticky situation Honey lemon noticed the flash of a camera, and then another. She turned to see reporters capturing her slip up on film.
She gave up struggling and sighed. She wanted to cry. She would never hear the end of this.
Sue laughed again as she passed Honey Lemon by, only she did look where she was going and slammed right into Baymax. She stopped hard and fell backwards, dropping the stolen loot.
"Always look both ways before crossing the street." The robot pointed out before  picking her up by the back of the collar.
"Unhand me you over-grown galoot!" She kicked and squirmed in protest as he carried her off to police who were just now arriving on the scene.
Varian came over to free Honey Lemon from the chim-trap, sprinkling something onto the goop to make it dissolve faster, while Hiro returned the loot. He helped her up and then opened a portal back to HQ. They all made their escape before any more nosy reporters or cops could question them further.
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"Oooh why did Karmi have to give me that stupid nickname!" Honey Lemon wailed as she read the headline on the front cover of the local newspaper: 'Tall Girl Finds Herself In A Sticky Situation.' It was bad enough being humiliated but they still were calling her by her old title.
"To be fair, she has tried to fix it, but no one listened to her." Hiro defended.
"I know... and I know she didn't actually know who we were when she wrote that fan fic but... oooohhh." Honey Lemon laid her head down on the meeting table with a moan.
Varian gave her a sympathetic pat on the back.
"That's the price of fame sometimes." Wasabi sighed as he picked up the newspaper. "We're just red meat to the public."
"All the more reason to avoid the superhero gig." Tadashi said as he leaned against the wall and took a sip out of his coffee cup.
"Yeah, I realize now that we maybe should have gotten ahead of the curve on the whole individual superhero identity thing." Fred added.
Gogo took the newspaper away from Wasabi and flipped to the gossip column. "So where are you and Wasabi going on your honeymoon, Lizard Guy?" She teased.
"Personally I think a vacation to Cancun sounds nice this time of year." Wasabi joked.
"Oh yeah, well when are you and Honey Lemon mud wrestling for Varian's affections?" Fred shot back as he showed a social media post calling for such a thing.
"Okay, that's gotta be the dumbest way to resolve a love triangle." Gogo sneered.
"Why would anyone wrestle in mud?" Varian echoed confused. "Now in cool-whip though, like when the Sandra Sisters faced off against the Brite Boys.. now that would be a show!" He laughed and gave Honey Lemon a friendly nudge. "Hey, remember that night? The main fight was the Vanguard vs the Marauder rematch. We should go again soon, that would help take your mind off of things."
Honey Lemon lifted her head up and gave him a pitiful pout, wiping the smile right off Varian's face. She then heaved a deep sigh and  stood up.
"Thanks for trying to cheer me up guys,,, but I just... I need some time to me self." And with that, she went upstairs to her room.
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Honey Lemon jolted upright when her cell phone rang. She had been crying alone at her desk and was caught off guard by the sound.
"Hel-hello?" She sniffled as she held the phone up to her ear.
"Hey, 'Not' Tall Girl." Sparkles voice sounded out from the speaker. "I saw the news today. Ha! What a disaster, am I right?"
"The dress was your stupid idea!" Honey Lemon snapped, suddenly becoming angry.
"Easy, I know, I know... the new look didn't do anything for you.. yet, but I got the perfect plan to turn things around."
Honey Lemon folded her arms and huffed. "This had better be good."
"Oh it is! It is! Trust me, this is going to revolutionize your entire image. I got you and all your little superhero friends an exclusive guest spot on San Fransokyo Tonight. And don't worry, no one will ask you anything about your real identities; I've made sure of that. Just arrive tomorrow at studio 8 around 6 o' clock wearing your supergear."
"Oh... umm... you want all of us there?"
"Of course. If everyone on your team starts referring to you by a different name publicly then that'll help push the image that you want to portray. Also, they could take this as an opportunity... umm.. shall we say, rectify any misunderstandings that they've had with the press."
Honey Lemon pouted as she thought over Sparkles proposal. It all sounded reasonable, but how would she get the rest of the gang to go along?
"What... What time do you need us to be there again?"
"Six o'clock sharp. You go on air at seven. That'll give you time for wardrobe and makeup, and allow me to run by you any pointers or suggestions I have. I've been narrowing down more names and I think I've come up with the best one yet."
"Oh? What is it?"
"I'll tell you tomorrow after I've workshopped it a bit. Oh... and bring the sticker book."
With that he hung up and Honey Lemon was left sitting in her room, conflicted as ever.
She remained there a little longer, wringing her hands. She hadn't actually agreed to Sparkles scheme but she hadn't actually told him no either.
Finally she gave up deliberating and decided to head downstairs.
She cautiously poked her head out into the hallway. The old office buildings inside the abandoned candy factory had been converted into bedrooms for the superheroes. Unlike the studio apartment she shared with Gogo, Honey Lemon had her own room to sleep in, and now that the two bathrooms and kitchen had been added, the entire headquarters could serve as a second home for its members. Hence why everyone had been staying there more .
Normally, Honey Lemon would have been overjoyed to be living with her friends,  the more the merrier in her opinion, normally, but that also meant she now had to avoid more people when she didn't want to face anybody.
She saw no one about and tentatively stepped out of the room. She then began to silently slip down the hallway.
First she came upon Hiro's room. He had his door open a crack and was chatting with Karmi on the phone. They had been talking more frequently lately, Honey Lemon noted. Once again, she'd usually be thrilled at her friends' budding romance, but right now she was more concerned with not being noticed. Fortunately Hiro was too focused on his crush to look her way.
The second door she came upon was, fortunately for her, closed. Though she did hear Fred loudly bouncing on his bed as he excitedly discussed his day with Minimax. His retelling was extremely embellished as usual.
Next was the bathroom and finally Varian's room. His door was left wide open and Honey Lemon quickly pressed herself against the wall so that he wouldn't see her. She needn't have worried though, for she soon heard a light snore coming from inside. She peaked her head around to find him asleep; his head at the base of the bed, one foot on the head board, another precariously hanging off the side. He looked like he would fall off at any moment if tried to turn at all.
She tipped-toed past him, and then hurried down the stairs.
She had managed to make it all the way to the kitchen without being seen, but when she opened the door she found Tadashi inside, holding a mini-screwdriver and fooling with a circuit board at the table.
They both jumped as soon as they noticed the other's presence. Tadashi quickly pocketed the tools, while Honey Lemon started stuttering excuses that were never asked for.
"I.. I just.. came in here for a snack."
"Yeah... I .. uh.. thought I'd have another cup of coffee." He lied as he walked over to the coffee pot.
"Wait... you're going to drink coffee right before bed?"
Tadashi paused. "Well... ummm. Who says I'm going to bed? I thought I would work on my final project... ha.. uh... Did you say you wanted a snack?"
He opened the fridge and pulled out a pudding cup. Honey Lemon took it but didn't make any moves to eat it.
"Is something wrong?" He asked as he noticed her frown.
"I just hate being called 'Tall Girl'." She grumbled. "Tadashi, what would you do to get people to see you differently?"
"Uh... differently?  Like trying to throw a giant Halloween party in the hopes that people will stop thinking of you as just the failed hero all the time? That kind of 'differently'?"
"Don't say that." She softly chided. "You're a real hero... I'm sure you didn't manage to save anyone but that's not the point. The point is that you tried to help."
"And wound up giving everyone I know tons of trauma that'll last them a lifetime. Thank you." He gave a mock bow, before standing up and shaking his head. "Yeah.. I appreciate the sentiment, but that's not actually making me feel any better. In fact, I almost wish people weren't so nice about it sometimes. Let's call it for what it is. I screwed up, end of story. Maybe I'll be smarter about it next time."
Honey Lemon gave him a confused pout as he muttered this last sentence under his breath. He wouldn't give her a chance to comment though.
"So what about you? Why do you hate being called tall?"
"Because I'm not tall.' She whined with a little stamp of her foot.
"Um... Honey Lemon... you're like over six feet. That's pretty tall."
"I'm only 5.10." She sulked.
"Yeah... that's still kind of tall..." He backed away quickly when he noticed the angry glare that she shot at him. "What!? It's the truth! And I don't why you think that's a bad thing, either? You're like a freakin' super model! You could sneak onto a runway and no one would know the difference."
"You don't understand." She flopped down onto the kitchen chair with a defeated sigh.
"Alright, I don't understand... So why don't you explain it to me?" He took the seat across from her.
Honey Lemon seemed hesitant to answer, but he clearly wasn't willing to let the matter go as he rest his chin upon his fist and looked at her expectantly.
"It's just... I hate being reminded of that... I'm different. Everyone teased me about my height growing up, and all the guys in school were too intimidated to talk to me. Andre was the only person to ever ask me out, and that's because he was the only person in the school who was actually taller than me."
"I'm sure that's not the only reason he asked you out." Tadashi interrupted.
"Well, of course not... but it makes a difference. It shouldn't... but no guy wants to constantly grab a ladder every time he wants to kiss his girlfriend!"
"Now we both know that's not true. Honey Lemon, as a guy, I can assure that there are men out there who would love nothing more than to date a girl who towers over them. In fact I know specifically several from school alone."
"Anyone I actually know?" She sadly asked
"I can think of at least one." He slyly smiled.
Honey Lemon blinked in surprise and then screwed up her face in thought... "You don't mean creepy Kevin in thermodynamics class?" She asked, her voice less than thrilled.
Tadashi stifled a laugh. "Nooo... That's not who I had in mind, but I guess he's an option as well."
Honey Lemon curled up her lip. "No he's not."
"How long are you going to let Andre hold you back?" He suddenly asked, growing serious.
Honey Lemon stared at him in shock, his words cutting deep.
"He's not holding me back!" She protested. "How did we even get on this topic?"
"Honey Lemon it's been over a year. I understand wanting to take time for yourself, but you act like you're too afraid to even think about dating."
"That's ridiculous... I just... haven't met anyone yet."
Tadashi gave her a look that told her he wasn't buying that excuse.
"What does it matter if I go on a date or not? I got school to think about, and superheroing to do... and... and my friends to hang out with. I'm much too busy to be dating."
"That's your mother talking." He said with a sigh as he took a sip of coffee.
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
He sat the coffee down and looked her dead in the eye. "Why did you sign up for a second major?"
"Because I like art."
"Yeah, but you could paint on your own anytime. Did you really need to take up a second class load of work to do it."
"I'm learning a lot there."
"Any of these things you couldn't just from MeTube videos?"
"A classroom is an entirely different setting alright and-"
"And it's something that would please your mom, because she would rather have you get a degree than a boyfriend, right?"
Honey Lemon gave him a cold hard glare. "I'm not having this conversation with you." She suddenly said and then stood up from the table leaving the forgotten pudding cup behind.
Tadashi wasn't willing to end things there however, "And by going to two different schools how on earth will you ever have time for a social life?" He yelled after her.
"I'm not listening to you." She called back as she walked out of the kitchen.
Tadashi didn't follow her. Instead he leaned back in his seat, took another sip of coffee and silently counted to three.
His timing was impeccable as Honey Lemon burst through the door again and stormed back over to him.
"How could you say that!?" She sobbed.
"Because you're my friend and I worry about you."
"I thought friends were supposed to encourage you?"
"I am! I'm encouraging you to stand up to your mother and live your life."
"And what does any of this have to do with people calling me Tall Girl!?
"What people? Does anyone who actually knows you call you that? Why are you so hung up on what other people think about you, Amanda?"
Honey Lemon paused upon hearing her real name. "You... haven't called me that in a long time."
"Because I want to make sure that you really hear me. You're amazing, Amanda Rodriguez, and you don't need approval from anybody else. Not the press, not your mom, and not some lame boyfriend that decided to go to Princeton."
Honey Lemon's lip quivered as she hugged herself.
Tadashi frowned and spread his arms wide. "I'm sorry... come here."
She rushed to him and he wrapped her into a large bear hug as she cried.
"Hey... It's okay... shh... It's okay..." he whispered.
After a few moments she started to calm down. She sniffled and squeezed him back.
"You know you're more than just some 'fail hero' right? You're the best friend that anybody could ask for."
"Well, I try…" He laughed and they both broke into snickers.
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"So you got this tip from where, now?" Hiro asked as the gang sat at the conference table, the following day.
"Mr. Sparkles." Honey Lemon nervously bit her lip.
"How did he get a hold of you?" Gogo asked.
"I... I may have given him my phone number?"
"Why on earth would you do that?" Varian asked.
"Yeah, that's highly unusual superhero protocol." Fred agreed.
"Well... I thought since he's working with all these former super villains he might be a good source of information?" Honey Lemon lied.
All her friends stared at her blankly. She had decided not to tell them about the tv spot, afraid that they might not agree to it. So she made up a little white lie about getting a tip on a potential robbery. Hopefully once they were at the studio and Sparkles explained everything to them, they would agree then.... Hopefully.
"I don't trust it." Wasabi huff.
"I have to agree with Wasabi." Hiro said. "Knowing Sparkles it could be a trap."
Honey Lemon frowned as her hopes were dashed.
"Still..." Hiro thought, "We should probably look into any potential leads that we can given how both Sirque and Hardlight are at large."
"So are we going on a stake-out?" Fred excitedly gasped.
"Yes Fred, we're going on a stake-out. Everyone suit up."
"Woo-hoo!" Fred jumped for joy.
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They arrived at studio eight early, only to find it abandoned.
As the heroes cautiously looked around the dark, empty building, Honey Lemon felt a lump dread in the pit of her stomach. They were twenty minutes early, but any busy tv studio still should have been crawling with people.
"We need to get out of here." She suddenly said.
"Why? We just got here." Hiro asked.
"I don't see anything here worth stealing though." Wasabi  said.
"No you don't understand, It's a trap-"
No sooner did the words leave her mouth then did something small, round, and metallic dropped from the ceiling. It landed right next to Baymax's foot. An electrical current zapped the poor robot, and he fell over without a sound.
"Baymax!" Hiro rushed over to his friend's side while the rest of the gang took up a defensive position.  They looked everywhere for their attacker but couldn't see them.
"Wait... does anyone else hear a hissing sound?" Fred asked.
Then a strange smell filled the room.
"Eww, what is that?" Gogo sniffed.
"Knockout gas!" Varian warned as he pressed his bandana close to his face.
He was too late. First Wasabi gave a yawn before fainting. Gogo caught him, but soon succumbed to the gas herself. One by one the heroes were all knocked out. Varian's bandana only served as a partial makeshift gas mask, and he too eventually fainted. The last thing he saw before going under was someone stepping out of the shadows wearing a tacky purple suit.
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"Good Evening, San Fansokyo!"
The heroes awoke with a groan as Sparkles' loud voice pierced their ears.
Hiro blinked rapidly under the bright studio lights. He tried to move his arm to rub his eyes but found that he couldn't do so. That's when he noticed that he and his friends were all chained to the wall.
"What are you up to you little twerp?" Gogo grunt as she tried to break free.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk.. temper, temper!" Sparkles mocked. "You should smile more for the cameras; after all, you're on live tv."
"What are you talking about?" Wasabi demanded. He too couldn't break free from his bonds.
"Also what did you do to Bay- I mean Red Panda!?" Hiro added.
"Oh, your robot friend is fine." Sparkles dismissed. He snapped his fingers and a curtain pulled back revealing Baymax, strapped to a surgical table using heavy steel bands.
"Baymax!"
"Do not worry. I am undamaged." The robot calmly stated.
"Of course he is." Sparkles said. "We need all of Big Hero Six, or should I say, Big Hero Seven, present."
"Grrrah... You backstabbing liar! We had a deal!" Honey Lemon snapped.
"Wh-what deal?" Varian asked her.
"And I'm keeping my side of the bargain." Sparkles inisted, as he pulled a sparkly star sticker out of her sticker book and placed it on his cheek. "I've hijacked San Fansokyo's Tonight Show to broadcast this very special interview, all for you dear captive audience. Isn't that right Brutus?" He called up to his hulking minion who stood inside the sound booth.
"Broadcast is holding steady boss." The hired henchman said and gave him a thumbs up. "The folks at the station can't get past my security blocks."
"Honey? What did you do?" Gogo hissed at her friend.
"I may have hired Mr Sparkles to be my agent?" Honey Lemon nervously laughed.
"Why?" Hiro whined.
"He said he could help change my superhero name." She meekly explained.
"And you believed him!?" Wasabi screeched.
"I hate being tall 'Tall Girl', okay!?"
"But you are tall," Fred matter-of-factly stated.
She threw him a stern look.
"What?"
"It's okay, I think I got something to get us out of this." Varian ignored his friends' bickering and tried to pull out a mini-chimball with acid from his glove, only to find it was not there.
"Hey, my gear!?" He cried.
"Well duh..." Sparkles snorted, "I'm not dumb enough to let you have all your weapons. I even reinforced 'Red Panda's' constraints so that his super strength wouldn't be a problem. Now let's get on with the interview. Captain Cutie... So you and Lab Lady, huh? Is it true you two broke up? Is that why she went solo?
"She was never on the team." Hiro grunted. "Ugh! And we're not dating."
"Oooh, that sounds like a confession to me, doesn't it folks?" Mr. Sparkles placed his hand next to his ear, and Brutus played the recorded sound of an audience cheering. "That's right. So stay tuned dear viewers, we will be getting more juicy details after these messages."
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Tadashi was finishing the final touches on his secret project when the tv he had been playing in the background suddenly changed channels. He looked up to find his friends captured and a short guy with pink hair prancing around in front of them.
"And we're back, baby!" The little imp said. "Captain Cutie was going to give us the low down on his rocky relationship with Lab Lady, but first, let's check in with my client, Princess Photon."
He then placed the microphone in front of Honey Lemon's face. She squeaked with joy.
"EEP! Princess Photon!? I love it!"
"I knew you would." the short guy winked.
"Honey!" Everyone yelled at her at once, and she recoiled under their angry stares.
Tadashi had seen enough. He flipped the tv off and gathered his gear.
"Well, I guess it's time to test the stuff out." He said to no one and then ran outside to his scooter.
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"So Chop-Chop? Lizard Guy... " Sparkles slyly smiled. "Where's the honeymoon going to be?"
Wasabi sighed. "We're not get-"
"He mentioned wanting to go to Cancun," Fred interrupted.
This rewarded him with a frothing at the mouth Wasabi trying to break through his bonds to get at him.
"Don't say things like that! What if Sam is watching?"
"But you said it?" Fred wailed as he unsuccessfully tried to scoot away.
"Sam? Uh-oh, looks like there's trouble in paradise, people." Sparkles joked. "and speaking of love triangles, Speed Queen?"
"One word and you die." Gogo growled.
Sparkles ignored her.
"So, what's this thing going on between you, the Portal Pirate, and Princess Photon?"
"There is nothing!" She shouted. She tried to grab him but the restraints held her back.
Sparkled laughed, "Feisty, isn't she folks!? Maybe the Portal Pirate can end this debate once in for all for us."
He leaned close to Varian till they were almost nose to nose.
"Hey, Portal Pirate. It's been awhile, hasn't it?"
Varian made a face at him. Mr. Sparkles ignored it.
"Buddy to buddy, you can confide in me. Who is it that you're in love with?"
Varian refused to answer.
"Awe come on, give us the goods. The public wants to know. Who do you choose, Speed Queen, or Princess Photon?"
"Why should I tell you?" He asked.
Mr. Sparkles gave a wicked smile. "Because if you don't play along, I'll zap both girls with these." He pulled two of the flash grenades from his pocket. The same ones that he had used to take down Baymax earlier.
"What!?" Everyone else shouted.
"You're crazy!" Wasabi snapped.
"Where did you even get those?" Fred asked.
"I have connections." Sparkles replied.
"Oh my, those look very unsafe." Baymax said.
"You won't get away with this." Hiro warned, as he tried to squirm free.
"Alright! Enough chatter." Sparkles grew impatient. "You got ten seconds, Portal Pirate. Start talking."
He inched the microphone closer to Varian's face.
"I.. um... I love... uh.. I'm in love with Hon-"
Suddenly the lights cut out.
"Hey! Brutus!? What's going on up there!?" Sparkles demanded, but Brutus never answered.
Instead the bulky henchman let out a scream. Then suddenly he crashed through the window of the soundbooth and landed in front of the stage with a thud.
He must have not been too hurt, however, because he very quickly sat back up and started to frantically back away towards  the door.
"It-it's a g-g-ghost!" He shouted, before turning and running away.
"A ghost? There's no such thing as ghosts! Get back here!" Sparkles yelled, but Brutus was long gone.
"Oh, isn't there?" came a disembodied voice behind him.
Sparkles jumped. "Who's there? You can't fool me!"
The ghost just laughed.
"Wait.. I know that voice." Hiro whispered.
No one heard him as they all stared in shock as the chair that Sparkles had been using to host from started to float in midair.
Sparkles had to duck out of the way quickly as the chair was then thrown at him by an invisible being.
"Oh yeah!? Well let's see how ghost-like you are when you get electrocuted!" Sparkles yelled and started to throw the flash grenades around randomly.
The ghost only laughed again. His voice seemed to be coming from everywhere at once.
Then Hiro felt one of the restraints on his hand release.
But the victory was short lived when one of the grenades found its target.
"Ahh!" The fake ghost stumbled back from the shock and his suit short-circuited.
The figure slumped against the wall. He was dressed head to toe in black, like a ninja, and his face was obscured by a black biker's helmet.
Hiro got to work quickly to free himself from the last of his bonds.
"I knew you weren't a real ghost." Sparkles said as he stepped in front of the new wanna be superhero. He then pulled out his plastic squirt gun. "Why don't we find out who's behind that mask, shall we?"
The masked figure shook his head as he came to, and then dodged out of the way just in the nick of time as Sparkles shot a stream of acid at him. It ate away a hole in the wall where his head had only moments before been.
"Come on! Come on!" The super tried frantically to re-engage his cloaking suit as the clown gave chase.
He soon ran out of places to run, as Sparkles cornered him.
"Say goodbye to our adoring audience, because you just got canceled." The villain laughed at his own joke as he took aim once more.
Only to find himself engulfed in pink gelatinous slime before he could pull the trigger.
"What!?"
He turned his head as best as he could and found the rest of Big Hero Seven free, rearmed, and staring him down.
"Consider yourself fired." Honey Lemon said. She also waved in front of him the black folder. "And I'm taking my stickers back."
"Awwwe shoot!" Sparkles grumbled, as Varian opened up a portal back to HQ.
"Oh, and the police should be along shortly to pick you up." Hiro gloated.
And with that the heroes ran through the portal, including the newcomer.
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"Okay, who's the new guy?" Wasabi asked once everyone was through.
"You reconfigured the chameleon suit, didn't you?" Hiro asked as he gave the masked figure a smug smile.
"Is it that obvious?" Tadashi asked as he removed the helmet.
Fred gasped. "Ah! I knew you couldn't keep away from superheroing! I knew it!"
Tadashi laughed as Fred kept bouncing around him. "Haha, okay, okay... yeah I've been working on my own suit for the past month. I wanted it to be a surprise."
"Well we were surprised alright." Gogo said.
"Yeah, but not as much as Mr. Sparkles." Varian snorted. "Did you see his face when you started laughing at him?"
Everyone had a good snicker at the thought. Everyone save for Honey Lemon, who sat down at the conference table and held her head in her hands.
"What's the matter, Princess Photon?" Hiro gently asked.
"I'm so sorry." Honey sobbed. "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have trusted him."
"Hey, no. It's not your fault that you were tricked." Wasabi said.
"Though it is your fault that you lied to everyone." Tadashi  said.
Everyone threw him a look.
"What?"
Varian came over and wrapped her in a hug. "It's okay. No one blames you."
"No, Tadashi's right." She sighed as she pulled away from the hug. "I'm sorry I wasn't honest with you guys. I was just so desperate not to have everyone call me Tall Girl any more."
"Awe, Honey, who cares if you're a Tall Girl to the rest of the world? You're Honey Lemon to all of us!" Fred cheered.
"And more importantly," Gogo added as she gently squeezed her shoulder, "There's nothing wrong with being tall."
Honey Lemon gave her friends a small smile. "Thanks guys…Group Hug!"
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Honey Lemon burst into HQ waving a new paper around. "Guys! Guys! It worked! It actually worked! Look!"
She shoved the paper into Hiro's face.
"Princess Photon's Perilous Predicament: Mr. Sparkles confesses to con-job." He read in confusion.
"See!? They got my name right!" She gave him a crazed smile as she pointed at the headline.
"Honey, did you not learn anything from this?" Wasabi asked her.
"Only that I need a better costume change." She replied.
Fred took the newspaper from her. "Hey, look, you made into the news too Tadashi!"
Tadashi peered at the blurry photograph. "Who is 'The Ghost'? The Ghost... Ah, I like it."
"Well you may not like this as much." Varian said as he handed him one of the tabloid magazines.
'Newcomer causes trouble in paradise. The break up of Speed Queen and Portal Pirate. Exclusive inside information from an anonymous source.' it read, and the picture below it was a badly photoshopped image of Tadashi and Varian in their supersuits with a heart painted around them.
"Oh that's all kinds of wrong." Tadashi bemoaned.
"Tell me about it. I preferred it when people were shipping with Fred.Blagh!" Varian agreed.
"Now you know how I feel." Gogo smugly pointed out, as she leaned back in her seat.
"Babe. You didn't."
Gogo didn't answer, but the satisfied smile never left her face.
"Hey, look on the brightside," Fred said as he held up his cell. "At least you get a rad ship name out of it, GhostPirate!"
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drkineildwicks · 2 years
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Season 4 Episode Batch 2
Who’s up for round two???
So as I mentioned in this post, I’ve got summaries for all the episodes in my hypothetical season 4 for Big Hero 6: The Series--got the first batch done, now it’s on to the second batch, which leads us up to the mid-season finale. \.o./
4.7 – Mesquite Makes Good Barbecue – Mizquito makes another appearance, causing mayhem at the mall to disguise her true target, several federal buildings.  She’s not alone this time, enlisting the help of Vaquero Kozo to distract Big Hero Three.
4.8 – The Return of Captain Cutie – Karmi gets writer’s block and asks Hiro for help, to Hiro’s chagrin and Fred’s glee.  They talk and bond over the new fanfic, which reviewers call her best yet.
4.9 – Unplugged – The San Fransokyan Big Heroes attempt to get the mascots back with the help of High Voltage, only for Hardlight, an upgraded Mel, Bakemono and Yokai to intervene.
4.10 – Tantei Noir – Megan investigates the jailbreak and tries to determine what the end game is, much to her father’s chagrin.  She and Hiro investigate Good Luck Alley, where they have a run-in with Yama and Trina, who is trying to recruit Yama.  Meanwhile, a shaken Mel tries to surrender to Cruz, only to be stopped by Bakemono.
4.11 – Viva la Villain – Jose Arango is revealed as the villain Goto Bandido as Hiro, Baymax and Fred are visiting, much to Honey Lemon’s devastation.  Big Hero Six has to stop an attempt on the local power plant, assisted by Sheriff Andarin, who tells them that Austinbul takes ‘a much different stance on heroes than where you’re from.’
4.12 – Dark Volt [mid-season finale] – Boss Awesome attempts to contact his family only for the transmission to be intercepted and corrupted.  More villainy.  Baron Von Steamer is captured and gives a cryptic warning.  The villains are revealed to be working for the big bad of the season, Dark Volt, who plans to bring the country to its knees, starting with San Fransokyo.
So as you can see, we have more episodes set in Austinbul, which pleases me, and more episodes focusing on Karmi, High Voltage, and Megan--again I made sure the character appearances were spread out throughout the season and not stacked up one on top of the other, so hopefully we avoid the feeling of being rushed.  Also a way for Boss Awesome to make an appearance even without Stan Lee. ;^;/
And then our big bad of the season, Dark Volt!  The second season really felt like it was trying to set him up as the next big villain, but then season 3 and executive meddling happened, so that potential story arc got canned.  Again though, that’s why we have fanfiction. \.o./
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tarisilmarwen · 2 years
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Whumptober 2022 - “Faint“
(Not really sure where this one came from, just knew I was going to do a Big Hero 6 fic for Whumptober this year and found the prompts that spoke to me the most.
This is sometime nebulously after Season Three of the TV series, I guess.
Prompts used were:
No. 19 Enough Is Enough: Knees Buckling/Repeatedly Passing Out/Head Lolling
No. 31 A Light At The End Of The Tunnel: Comfort/Bedside Vigil/"You can rest now"
Alt. 12 Carried To Safety.)
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Hiro's magnetic discs snapped onto the legs and surface of metal labtables on opposite sides of the room. With a flick, he activated their connectors.
Both tables were pulled up off the ground and yanked into his target in the middle—the lab-coated crazy goggle-eyed villain whose lair the team had just stumbled across while on night patrol.
The man yelped in a satisfying way as the tables smashed into him, though not before he got a shot off from his tranquilizer gun. Hiro grimaced as he felt the needle point hit him in the side, but rushed in to finish the job.
Within moments, the villain was wrapped up in high-density capture cable. Hiro stepped back in satisfaction, tossing the tranquilizer gun aside.
"Well Mister—" Hiro stopped, cocky heroic grin disappearing as he realized, "Actually I don't think I caught your name."
"It's Doctor!" the man yelled, eyes popping wildly behind the goggles. "Doctor Chimera! And a pathetic child like you can't possibly hope to stop me!" he declared. He went into what sounded like a prepared speech, akin to one of Baron Von Steamer's. "I am the world's greatest genetic scientist! I've collected exotic specimens from all over the world! And soon I will make the ULTIMATE PREDATOR! One with the strength of the silverback gorilla and the venom of the Irukandji! Its fangs will be like the king cobra's! It's claws will be—"
Eyes and mouth flat, Hiro activated the taser setting on the capture cable.
"Hhnnngnghghhhghh!" the man blurbbled, flopping around rather comically before slumping with a groan. "Tingly..." he mumbled.
Wearily, Hiro dropped his right arm. He fumbled for a moment at his left side, clumsily finding the dart he'd been shot with and pulling it out.
The tube seemed thick... and worryingly empty. But Hiro put that to the side for a moment as he reached up to activate his comm piece.
"I found our animal thief. He's been put out of commission for now," he reported.
"That's awesome, Hiro! Because we like, totally found a whole bunch of other animals in here!" Fred's voice crackled in over the line. There was a repetitive metal groaning from the Fredzilla suit's springs as the young man apparently bounced all around. "Look at this, he's got bears and badgers and Bengal tigers! Oh! Is that a yellow-tailed black cockatoo? I LOVE those guys!"
"Looks like that missing Katanga lion from the San Fransokyo zoo is here too," Gogo told him.
Hiro's eyelids began to droop, and he pulled himself upright with a shake. "Go ahead and alert the authorities. Then we should..."
He trailed off, a tired feeling beginning to roll over him, heavy like a blanket.
"Hiro?" came Honey Lemon's voice, concerned. "Are you okay?"
Grimacing and blinking hard, Hiro stumbled back a pace and lifted the dart again. "Ah, bad guy here caught me with some kind of tranquilizer dart." There was tiny black lettering on the side of the tube. Hiro squinted at the words, his vision blurring in and out. "It's uh... Xylazine?" he read off.
"IIIIIIIIII don't think that's meant for humans," Wasabi said, sounding anxious. "Isn't that an animal sedative vets use?"
"Wasabi is... correct. Xylazine... is not approved for human consumption," Baymax confirmed.
"Great," Hiro muttered. His head tilted dizzily, helmet leaning to one side. "That would have been... great. To know. Beforehand."
"Hiro," Baymax called to him in concern. "You will begin to feel... excessively drowsy and... lethargic. I suggest obtaining a reclined position, so as to reduce injury."
"Got it." Hiro staggered, his knees suddenly unable to take his weight. Was it him or was the room leaning?
Oh. Oh wait that was right he'd been... tranqed...
What was it Baymax had told him to do? It was hard to focus. He felt so heavy. Weights were dragging down his limbs, gravity pulled at his chin, making his head droop forward. He was sloshing. His feet wouldn't stay underneath him.
"That's... not... a problem..." he mumbled, his own voice sounding dull and far away. Honey Lemon was calling from his earpiece but the words were blurry, watery... incoherent. He wanted to reply but his tongue felt thick.
His knees gave way and a rattle went though his armor and helmet as the floor came up to smack him in the face.
***
"Hiro? Hiro!"
Honey Lemon kept her fingers pressed on her earpiece, but couldn't hear any reply from Hiro's end. She turned to the others, green eyes rife with worry.
"He didn't sound good," she said.
Gogo nodded, face set seriously. "We'll clean up here," she promised. "You two go get Hiro." She pointed to Baymax and Honey Lemon, then snapped into action, skating for the industrial doors and pulling them wide open.
Honey Lemon gripped her purse strap tightly and looked to Baymax.
"Which way?" she asked.
The robot pointed. "Hiro is... there."
She took off, heels clacking on the concrete in a steady, frenetic rhythm.
***
Hiro sloshed back awake, lifting his head groggily. Even that small effort seemed to drain the energy out of him, but he kept his chin raised, blinking slowly and trying to comprehend the blur in front of him.
Metal... metal... concrete... Oh. He was still in the lab. Had he passed out?
He should move. He didn't like the idea of being unconscious while next to a supervillain, even if said villain was tied up and tased.
He tried to send commands to his arms but his weak push up just caused drowsiness to flood over him again. Hiro slumped back down.
Nope, that wasn't happening.
I guess I'll just... lay here, he decided, blackness seeping into his thoughts again.
***
Honey Lemon burst into the room and looked around frantically. She quickly spotted the crumpled figures of the villain and Hiro.
"Hiro!" she cried, rushing to him at once.
Dr. Chimera mumbled deliriously from his prone position as she passed. "Who brought the purple giraffe?" came his dazed question.
Kneeling down and folding her legs underneath her, Honey Lemon turned Hiro over onto his back and began checking his vitals. She pressed her fingers against his neck.
Pulse good. Relaxed but not fluttering.
She leaned down and squinted through the visor of his helmet, catching the faint vapor spots that appeared on the glass as he inhaled and exhaled.
As Baymax shuffled up behind her, she turned her head over her shoulder.
"His vitals seem stable enough but... do you think he's okay?" she asked. "Should we take him to a hospital?" She bit her lip as she made the suggestion. Even though their relationship with the police had stabilized and improved, that didn't mean it was safe to reveal their identities just yet. Would hospital staff honor their privacy? Baymax could probably give them any medical history they'd need but there was no guarantee they'd be able to keep a lid on their secret.
If Hiro's life was in legitimate danger though, that all went out the window, in her opinion.
She would gladly trade her privacy and sense of normalcy if it meant Hiro would live.
They had lost too many friends already.
Fortunately Baymax's quick scan led to the diagnosis:
"He will be all right. The dosage of Xylazine he received is not fatal."
Honey Lemon breathed a quiet sigh of relief.
"He will, however, be extremely tired for several hours, and may need to sleep the sedative off." Baymax tilted his head. "I would also recommend administering an antidote, to counteract the sedative's effects."
"Right." Honey Lemon scooted back a bit, hand hovering over the keypad of her purse. "Xylazine is... not an opioid," she remembered, rambling, brain running down quick thought trails. "But a lot of street drugs mix it with opioids so... naloxone?"
"Naloxone is the current recommended treatment for suspected Xylazine overdose," Baymax confirmed.
Honey Lemon's fingers started tapping at her keypad, carefully counting each element.
"Carbon... 19," she muttered under her breath, being very precise, her purse switched to "small batch" mode. "Hydrogen, 21..." She really would have to thank Hiro again for making her this purse; she still wasn't sure exactly how it worked but somehow it kept each individual element completely contained from the rest, only took the wanted amount from its stores each time. Being ever-conscious of just how many things inside the device would explode without those precautions she had to marvel again at the boy's genius.
Tadashi would have been so proud, she thought ruefully.
"Nitrogen... and four oxygen," she finished.
The purse popped out a tiny capsule, no bigger than the nail on her pinky finger, a single dosage of the antidote. Honey Lemon pinched it in her fingers and then carefully pulled Hiro's helmet off.
He stirred as she did so, blinking up with grimy eyes.
"W...ha...?" he said, bleary. "Whassat?" He squinted, and despite Baymax's reassurances Honey Lemon's heart panged at how vulnerable he looked. "H'ny L'mon?" he slurred.
She gave him a warm smile. "Hey Hiro," she chirruped. She held up the capsule so he could see it. "I need you take something for me okay? It's gonna help get that tranquilizer out of your system."
"Nnnnnmmmmm..." he hummed for a long moment, as if unsure. "'nkay."
Honey Lemon slipped the capsule into his mouth, which puckered as the outer coating dissolved and delivered the medicine down his throat.
"Hgnl, grozz..." he complained.
Honey Lemon's smile widened. She grabbed up Hiro's helmet, sticking it to her armor with another chem ball, then scooped up the boy himself, settling his head against her shoulder.
She returned to the others. Wasabi and Fred alerted anxiously to her arrival and even Gogo looked over in concern.
"Baymax says he's all right, just tired," she told them, and they relaxed.
"Well, good thing tomorrow's a Saturday!" Fred quipped.
With a small smile, Gogo explained, "Chief Cruz has a unit on their way."
Honey Lemon nodded. "I'll go ahead and get him home."
Baymax instinctively extended his wings and let the young woman hop on, and moments later they were streaking over the cool windswept streets of San Fransokyo.
***
Sneaking Hiro and the several-foot tall Baymax into the house was harder than Honey Lemon anticipated. Baymax couldn't remove his armor by himself and couldn't fit in through the door—or the upper story window for that matter—with it on. Honey Lemon had to set Hiro down on a chem ball cushion splatter and painstakingly remove each armor piece one by one, leaving them in the open garage under a tarp. From there it was a relatively simple process of dissolving her spatter and carrying Hiro very quietly up past the living area and into his room.
She stowed his helmet and armor under the bed, but left his undershirt and the rest of his clothes on; she didn't really feel comfortable undressing him while he was out.
Baymax tugged off Hiro's boots and then pulled the blanket over him. He stirred a little, cracking open his eyes.
He froze, breath hitching a little. Honey Lemon guessed he was disoriented, and confused about where he was.
"It's okay," she told him, sitting down in a chair next to the bed and patting his hand softly. "You're at home, Hiro. You're gonna be fine."
"Lab...?" he asked, groggily.
"The others are taking care of it." She smiled. "Just lay back okay?"
Relieved, Hiro sagged back into the pillow. He seemed slightly more coherent than before, but still delirious and watery-eyed.
"You may depart, if you wish, Honey Lemon," Baymax's neutral voice piped up. "I will monitor his symptoms."
Honey Lemon shifted in her seat to get up, but Hiro's fingers unexpectedly grabbed at hers.
"Don't..." he said, tone quiet and pleading. "Donngo. Don' wanna be 'lone."
Her heart splintered at that. "Oh, I..." She looked anxiously at the door and then back at Hiro. "I don't think..."
Her voice trailed off, watching him shift sleepily, bangs falling over his face to tickle his nose.
She gave in easily, leaned in with a smile.
"I'm right here, Hiro," she promised, brushing the bangs away from his eyes. "You can rest now. I'll stay with you."
His eyes stayed closed, but his mouth twitched with a faint grin. "Th'nks... H'ny L'mon..." he sighed, words blurring together. "Ynnow 've... 'lways.. kinda hadda crush... onyou..."
"I know, Hiro," she said, patting his hand indulgently, amused despite herself at how loopy the tranquilizer was making him.
"Sle'py..." he mumbled, sinking into the pillow and relaxing.
Within a few moments, he was breathing deeply, in total slumber, oblivious to the world.
Honey Lemon slipped her hand out from Hiro's and tapped her fists in front of her face, brows scrunched with concern.
"He won't remember this in the morning, will he?" she asked Baymax, slightly anxious, pointing down at Hiro.
Baymax tilted his head and blinked. "I do not think so."
"Oh good," Honey Lemon breathed in relief. "That would be so embarrassing for him." She stood up from the chair, stretching her long arms over her head. "Wake me before Aunt Cass gets up, would you?" she instructed the healthcare bot, before stepping over to the bean bag chair and sinking into it for the night.
Baymax calmly observed from his charging station as the two young heroes dropped off to sleep.
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drama-glob · 4 months
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Incorrect BH6 Quotes
(Baron von Steamer captures Fred and start giving a monologue about his plan)
Steamer (Boldly declares): And with my final design, the city of San Fransokyo will tremble at my feet!
Fred (Raises his tied hands): Question: Does it have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and trust me, you're gonna want some gun-swords.
Steamer (Quirks eyebrow): What's an anime?
Fred (Bows head and sighs): We have much to discuss.
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(Globby at Obakes's base sees a plate of nachos left on the kitchen table, unknowingly placed there by Noodle Burger Boy as a prank)
Globby (Looks around and smirks): Well, I am hungry. Don't mind if I do. (Reaches for them, triggers the trap and finds himself lifted off the floor)
Globby (Panics and starts trying to break free): Somebody help! The nachos tricked me!
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catherine-duval-art · 2 months
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Baron von Steamer (Big Hero 6: The Series) ✨
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spiralingsights · 2 years
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baron von steamer is voiced by the same guy who voices huxley prescott tfrb. also, and i did not know or recognize this, he also voices mayor luskey tfrb
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brookstonalmanac · 1 year
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Events 2.22
1076 – Having received a letter during the Lenten synod of 14–20 February demanding that he abdicate, Pope Gregory VII excommunicates Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor. 1316 – The Battle of Picotin, between Ferdinand of Majorca and the forces of Matilda of Hainaut, ends in victory for Ferdinand. 1371 – Robert II becomes King of Scotland, beginning the Stuart dynasty. 1495 – King Charles VIII of France enters Naples to claim the city's throne. 1632 – Ferdinando II de' Medici, Grand Duke of Tuscany, the dedicatee, receives the first printed copy of Galileo's Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems 1651 – St. Peter's Flood: A storm surge floods the Frisian coast, drowning 15,000 people. 1744 – War of the Austrian Succession: The Battle of Toulon causes several Royal Navy captains to be court-martialed, and the Articles of War to be amended. 1797 – The last Invasion of Britain begins near Fishguard, Wales. 1819 – By the Adams–Onís Treaty, Spain sells Florida to the United States for five million U.S. dollars. 1847 – Mexican–American War: The Battle of Buena Vista: Five thousand American troops defeat 15,000 Mexican troops. 1848 – The French Revolution of 1848, which would lead to the establishment of the French Second Republic, begins. 1856 – The United States Republican Party opens its first national convention in Pittsburgh. 1862 – American Civil War: Jefferson Davis is officially inaugurated for a six-year term as the President of the Confederate States of America in Richmond, Virginia. He was previously inaugurated as a provisional president on February 18, 1861. 1872 – The Prohibition Party holds its first national convention in Columbus, Ohio, nominating James Black as its presidential nominee. 1879 – In Utica, New York, Frank Woolworth opens the first of many of five-and-dime Woolworth stores. 1881 – Cleopatra's Needle, a 3,500-year-old Ancient Egyptian obelisk is erected in Central Park, New York. 1889 – President Grover Cleveland signs a bill admitting North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana and Washington as U.S. states. 1899 – Filipino forces led by General Antonio Luna launch counterattacks for the first time against the American forces during the Philippine–American War. The Filipinos fail to regain Manila from the Americans. 1901 – San Francisco: Pacific mail steamer sinks in Golden Gate harbor; 128 passengers killed. 1904 – The United Kingdom sells a meteorological station on the South Orkney Islands to Argentina; the islands are subsequently claimed by the United Kingdom in 1908. 1909 – The sixteen battleships of the Great White Fleet, led by USS Connecticut, return to the United States after a voyage around the world. 1921 – After Russian forces under Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg drive the Chinese out, the Bogd Khan is reinstalled as the emperor of Mongolia. 1942 – World War II: President Franklin D. Roosevelt orders General Douglas MacArthur out of the Philippines as the Japanese victory becomes inevitable. 1943 – World War II: Members of the White Rose resistance, Sophie Scholl, Hans Scholl, and Christoph Probst are executed in Nazi Germany. 1944 – World War II: American aircraft mistakenly bomb the Dutch towns of Nijmegen, Arnhem, Enschede and Deventer, resulting in 800 dead in Nijmegen alone. 1944 – World War II: The Soviet Red Army recaptures Krivoi Rog. 1946 – The "Long Telegram", proposing how the United States should deal with the Soviet Union, arrives from the US embassy in Moscow. 1957 – Ngô Đình Diệm of South Vietnam survives a communist shooting assassination attempt in Buôn Ma Thuột. 1958 – Following a plebiscite in both countries the previous day, Egypt and Syria join to form the United Arab Republic. 1959 – Lee Petty wins the first Daytona 500. 1972 – The Official Irish Republican Army detonates a car bomb at Aldershot barracks, killing seven and injuring nineteen others. 1973 – Cold War: Following President Richard Nixon's visit to the People's Republic of China, the two countries agree to establish liaison offices. 1974 – The Organisation of the Islamic Conference summit begins in Lahore, Pakistan. Thirty-seven countries attend and twenty-two heads of state and government participate. It also recognizes Bangladesh. 1974 – Samuel Byck attempts to hijack an aircraft at Baltimore/Washington International Airport with the intention of crashing it into the White House to assassinate Richard Nixon, but is killed by police. 1979 – Saint Lucia gains independence from the United Kingdom. 1980 – Miracle on Ice: In Lake Placid, New York, the United States hockey team defeats the Soviet Union hockey team 4–3. 1983 – The notorious Broadway flop Moose Murders opens and closes on the same night at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre. 1986 – Start of the People Power Revolution in the Philippines. 1994 – Aldrich Ames and his wife are charged by the United States Department of Justice with spying for the Soviet Union. 1995 – The Corona reconnaissance satellite program, in existence from 1959 to 1972, is declassified. 1997 – In Roslin, Midlothian, British scientists announce that an adult sheep named Dolly has been successfully cloned. 2002 – Angolan political and rebel leader Jonas Savimbi is killed in a military ambush. 2005 – The 6.4 Mw  Zarand earthquake shakes the Kerman Province of Iran with a maximum Mercalli intensity of VIII (Severe), leaving 612 people dead and 1,411 injured. 2006 – At approximately 6:44 a.m. local Iraqi time, explosions occurred at the al-Askari Shrine in Samara, Iraq. The attack on the shrine, one of the holiest sites in Shia Islam, caused the escalation of sectarian tensions in Iraq into a full-scale civil war. 2006 – At least six men stage Britain's biggest robbery, stealing £53m (about $92.5 million or €78 million) from a Securitas depot in Tonbridge, Kent. 2011 – New Zealand's second deadliest earthquake strikes Christchurch, killing 185 people. 2011 – Bahraini uprising: Tens of thousands of people march in protest against the deaths of seven victims killed by police and army forces during previous protests. 2012 – A train crash in Buenos Aires, Argentina, kills 51 people and injures 700 others. 2014 – President Viktor Yanukovych of Ukraine is impeached by the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine by a vote of 328–0, fulfilling a major goal of the Euromaidan rebellion. 2015 – A ferry carrying 100 passengers capsizes in the Padma River, killing 70 people. 2018 – A man throws a grenade at the U.S embassy in Podgorica, Montenegro. He dies at the scene from a second explosion, with no one else hurt.
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multimonorail · 2 years
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BH6 Month Day 8: Favorite Season / Series Arc: Season 1
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You can't go wrong with the classic!
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