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seagull-scribbles · 11 months
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Taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomies our differences
[Part 2 here]
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angermango · 8 months
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olimar had to give each of them a hug and a kiss afterwards as an apology
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keirosims · 3 months
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He's an alien now
Clothing and general cc listed HERE with his human form.
Skin x @octetsica | Eyes x @plantainboat | Antennae + Ears x x @ssspringroll | White Markings x | Horns x @valhallansim | Tail x
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Guys im curious,
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southparkhcsocs · 10 months
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Hi again, I’m the anon that asked for main 4 +Butters w/ an s/o who kicks and punches in there sleep and I was wondering if you could do main 4 +Butters with an s/o who gets stuck in a tree and now needs help getting down, thanks!
Thanks for the ask!
this is a fun one. but TREE?? Never seen one in my life RIP
Stan Marsh
Tsk tsk tsk
You don't know what happened
ig you were chasing a squirrel?
But you ended up in a tree before Stan even realised you were gone
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Kyle Broflovski
Sigh
Well you knew he was going to be mad
but you didn't want to call the fire brigade
so you called Kyle
Just said to meet him by the big tree in the park
he called the fire brigade
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Kenny McCormick
hohohohohoho
You thought it wasn't possible
but c'mon it's Kenny!
anything is possible with him
ANYTHING
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Eric Cartman
So fucking stupid
You don't know what came over you honestly
but you wanted to clime that tree
he was right he didn't help you
good thing you were wearing his hat other wise he would of left you there.
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Leopold "Butters" Stotch
He didn't even doubt you could clime the tree
tbh you think you just wanted an excuse to clime it
why??
why does anyone do anything in life?
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mercymaker · 4 months
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ARTEMYRA WAYCREST ⬩ high half-elf ⬩ warlock ⬩ noble
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saschacant · 8 months
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Ligeia Club tag yourself to celebrate the imminent release of Book of Hours <3
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jjkeremika · 10 days
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all or (Formula) n(One)
chapter one: Bahrain Grand Prix
eremika; Ferrari racer! eren jaeger x engineer/mechanic! mikasa ackerman
description: “Big day for Ferrari fans out there, as today is racing driver Eren Jaeger’s big Ferrari Formula One debut. After years of racing for Rodin Motorsports in Formula 2, Jaeger has finally made the biggest and most impressive upgrade of his career!”
“And you know what’s most interesting about his switch, Alex, is that he brought his Rodin mechanic, Mikasa Ackerman, with him! A first for any driver and mechanic, and, frankly, this sport.”
tag/disclaimer(s): this chapter is written as camera screens and commentary from Formula 1 radio hosts (Alex and Martin); eremika; friends to lovers dynamic
**Opening Day; Bahrain Grand Prix; Race Day**
“And what a gorgeous night it is in Bahrain—the perfect night to kick off the 2024 formula one season. A stunning first qualifying yesterday in Bahrain, where we saw the drivers set their starting order for the race today.”
“Really exciting stuff, Alex. Even more exciting is that—oh, and there he is on camera: Ferrari’s new young and upcoming racing driver Eren Jaeger.”
*camera pans to helmetless Eren Jaeger in the ferrari jumpsuit, walking around and talking to various mechanics on the team. appears to be inspecting his car. zoom in on car number 139. Zooms out to Eren talking to Ferrari team principal Fred Vasseur.*
“Ah, Eren Jaeger, one of the most exciting up and coming talents. the youngest driver in the paddock right now with the most impressive CV.”
“That’s right, Alex, and what an impressive CV it is. Championships left and right in formula 2, podium after podium in formula 3. We can only hope this bright star’s career has really only just begun.”
*camera pans to Eren Jaeger speaking with Mikasa Ackerman, also in a Ferrari jumpsuit (unzipped to expose some of her pale chest, allow some breathing room), pointing to the halo of the car and smiling, laughing. inaudible.*
“For his debut day, probably the highest pressure day of his entire career, he seems to be taking it lightly,” the formula one announcer, Alex, amused.
*camera is still on an inaudible Eren and Mikasa chatting, standing quite close together. their upper arms are grazing. camera zooms in until it’s just them in frame. Mikasa nods in response to something Eren says with a charming smile.*
“Well, we are staring right at his good luck charm, aren’t we?”
“That’s true,” Alex chuckles, “Now, Martin, was it a coincidence or a driver’s contract that brought her from Rodin to Ferrari?”
“Well, Alex, the rumors around the paddock are circling, and it’s been said that Jaeger and his mechanic were a package deal.”
“Said, but not confirmed.”
“No, not confirmed. But with an established, popular team like Scuderia Ferrari, it is strange to get a new addition to the crew. Especially when it pairs with their new driver—“
*camera shows Eren and Mikasa standing in front of the Ferrari car, Mikasa leaned over the front of the chassis, signing the top with a quick circled MK A above the driver number 139 in sharpie. camera zooms in on the signature as eren holds her hand to help her stand upright*
“And here we are seeing the start of a new tradition, or rather, the continuation of an old one. This is what I was referring to, Martin, with this driver-mechanic duo. What we are seeing is Ferrari’s new lead engineer and mechanic for car 139 quite literally signing off on the race car.”
“Now that is interesting, Alex, you really never see the mechanics or engineers physically signing the chassis.”
“They’re an interesting duo, Jaeger and Ackerman, but this tradition has kept the young driver scoring podium after podium after podium. She signed every car Jaeger drove in Formula 3, every car in Formula 2, and starting now it seems all the cars he’ll drive in Formula 1.”
*camera pans to Jaeger pulling his helmet on and getting into the seat; scans to Ackerman joining the rest of the red and white jumpsuited team in the garage. camera returns to the front of Jaeger’s car*
“Now look at that black MKA on that bright red Ferrari. An engineer’s stamp of approval, and maybe even a cast for good luck at winning that podium.”
*camera follows driver 139 as he powers on and pulls into the pit lane. camera zones out and slowly showcases the 20 cars exiting the pit lane*
“For those of us just now joining, what we are witnessing is the start of the formation lap. We have Reiner Braun and Levi Ackerman with the good old 1, 2 for Redbull, followed closely behind by Erwin Smith third with the McLaren and Jean Kirstein with Mercedes in fourth, his best qualifying position in Bahrain. In fifth we have Eren Jaeger in the MKA-signed Ferrari, a magnificent start for his first ever Formula One Grand Prix.”
“Yes, despite that awkward start during qualifying and some complaints about steering, Jaeger seemingly managed to overcome the understeer to place his fifth position. A great accomplishment for a first ever race in formula one.”
“Have to hand it to Mikasa and the team at Ferrari for fixing whatever issues his car was giving him yesterday, as his car performs superbly during the formation lap.”
*cars line up in starting position. the flag is waved behind the safety car. the five lights illuminate red.*
*the lights go out. the cars start down the straight towards the first corner.*
“A brilliant start for Braun there, and a great defense going into the first corner, keeping his own teammate behind him.”
“But with fifty-six more laps to go, we’ll see how well he defends that position and oh, wow! look at that! What a maneuver by Eren Jaeger there, going around the outside like that and succeeding.”
“With that extraordinary overtake Jaeger moves up to fourth position, leaving Kirstein in a trail of dirty air as that Ferrari cruises down the straight, right into turn 5.”
*lap 30. drones follow Ferrari car 139 as it narrows in behind the McLaren and the Redbull*
“Let’s check back in with the podium chasers over here. We have Jaeger with a 0.2 second gap behind Smith, who has a 0.5 second gap to Ackerman.”
“You may be wondering where our race leader Braun is, but he’s safely cruising ahead with a five second gap while Ackerman clings onto second position.”
“And clings onto that corner there. Look how tightly he hug the inner rim. That’s going to cause some damage to the floor of the car.”
“That’s right, Martin, and it looks like we’re seeing the effects of that damage in real time as we are now watching both Smith in the McLaren and Jaeger in the Ferrari cruise right on by Ackerman in the Redbull, who has just found himself in fourth place.”
“As they turn the corner into lap 31 here the crowd watches with anticipation as that red Ferrari closes the gap to the orange McLaren.”
“Jaeger enters the range for DRS, and you can only imagine how Smith feels, having been in that seat for almost a decade, and now having his newly acquired second position threatened by young talent.”
*Car 139 overtakes the McLaren into second position and speeds off. camera cuts to Ferrari team cheering*
“I mean, Jaeger made that inside overtake look easy as he sped right between Smith and turn two, and slipped into second position.”
“That car is a rocketship, isn’t it. Like a racehorse we are watching a Ferrari close that multi-second gap to last year’s championship winner, Reiner Braun.”
*lap 55. Braun in Redbull in first. 0.9 seconds behind is Jaeger in Ferrari. In third with a three second gap is Smith. camera focuses on the Redbull and chasing Ferrari*
“We are nearing the end of the race here, lap 55 out of 57, and world champion Reiner Braun is still evading newcomer Jaeger’s attempts at closing that gap and overtaking into that first place podium position.”
“That ferrari looks to be in DRS range—and we’re seeing Jaeger push on that throttle onto the straight as the two enter their final lap.”
“Oh look at that scarlet Ferrari go wheel to wheel with the Redbull down the first straight. Jaeger tries to cut in front but—oh! the world champion anticipated that and stepped the break a little early, prevented Eren from getting past.”
“Oh, but, Alex, look at how Jaeger immediately tries again in turn two. Looks like there’s hope in the maneuver as Jaeger pulls out of the turn in front but that Redbull accelerates him back into first space. Wheel to wheel again as they approach the next corner.”
Martin laughs. “You can practically feel the frustration from both drivers as they fight for that pole position. Oh, look at this! The scarlet driver refusing to back off from the outside st turn six, Braun’s redbull taking up the curve and almost pushing Jaeger off the track but he manages into the inside—refuses to give up as the Redbull tries to accelerate but Jaeger’s got DRS and fresh air as he speeds away into first place!”
“What an amazing last effort battle for pole position and there’s the checkered flag! Jaeger in the Ferrari takes pole position! An incredible achievement for his first ever Formula One race! An amazing effort and result for his first ever debut! And let’s listen to his radio:”
*camera cuts to Eren Jaeger, Ferrari driver, who has one hand on the wheel and is pumping the other in excitement*
“Great work, Eren, fantastic job,” the race engineer spoke over the radio, to which Eren immediately responded in cheer.
“Woohoo! Yes! Yes! Tell Mikasa: great work! What a fantastic car! Amazing work, team. Incredible support from the fans.”
*Ferrari car 139 pulls into the podium position, the MKA clearly visible in the frame. Eren practically jumped out of the car in excitement, threw his arms into air. The ferrari team flooded onto the track.*
*Eren jumps off the chassis and places his helmet on the driver’s seat. frantically looks around for his lead engineer. camera zooms out to show Mikasa rushing over with the pit crew and Eren pulls her into a massive hug. he’s congratulating her. she’s congratulating him.*
“A momentous occasion for the entire team here. An incredible start to this F1 season. And if this is any indication of newcomer Eren Jaeger’s career in Formula One, this is about to be one win of many Grand Prix. Thank you all for joining us tonight. I’m Alex.”
“I’m Martin.”
“And we will see you at next racing weekend, at the Saudi Arabia Grand Prix.”
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tongue---tied · 1 month
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Just felt like making a rimmer stimboard
💚💿💚
💿💾💿
💚💿💚
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seagull-scribbles · 1 year
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Was inspired by @mushtoons HC’s and came up with my own silly little thought 💙💅❤️
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evanescentsun · 4 months
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inspired by @hakucho-art ‘s vampire enemies to lovers au heheh, and her art. (I can’t get over touka’s design it’s so cool. @/harleyquilt is so big brained for the design FR. )
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lewdo · 2 months
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after seeing an influx of people with a certain driver as their icon in my notifications, i decided to compile a list of some of the reasons why i hate a certain unnamed driver in case you didn’t know:
used slurs - and then repeatedly refused to apologise even after being asked by the country who he offended and said it “wasn’t his problem”
assaulted another driver - tempers can flare in f1, but the amount of hate some drivers get for literally just shouting on the radio when this little boy is running around shoving people you have to question why he is getting away with it it’s qwhite interesting - especially when he doubled down by calling ocon a “pussy” - he also regularly shouts and throws tantrums on the radio fyi
dangerous driving - (vid 1:50) brake testing drivers as well as consistently trying to drive others off the track and other dangerous tactics to gain an advantage (see also)
didn’t take the knee - now i’m not saying that everyone who doesn’t take the knee is therefor racist, however if you’re putting out a very half arsed statement and doing nothing else, as well as not condemning racist behaviour on multiple occasions, i’m putting 2 and 2 together and getting 4
thinks misogyny is a funny joke - because yes that’s all women are something to make fun off
also thinks threatening people is a funny joke - because yes again what a hilarious guy
when others use racist remarks he claims they’re “definitely not racist” - because apparently being a “nice”, “relaxed guy” means that you can’t be racist??
he had to get help cheating his way to not one but two championships - if you don’t know about AD21 DO NOT CLICK THE LINK, SAVE YOURSELF THE HEARTACHE - after “winning” his first championship in a way which has been, on numerous occasions, shown to have been fraudulent and put down to “human error” he then “won” his second championship after his team broke the cost cap budget
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faebriel · 6 months
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crainduo *cries wails sobs dies*
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RAINDUO !!!!!!
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If Hugo hadn't been such a mean bugger and had bothered to allow Javert to have a girlfriend in one of the female characters in the 'The Brick'
I may have missed one or two one of them I think would have been too old for Javert if I missed any others (My brain just hasn't been awake all day today so I apologize) it wasn't intentional but feel free to add them in the comments.
This was done just out of curiosity and for fun. I'm having a little break from reading 'The Brick' I've read quite a bit tonight. A few more chapters then I'm off to sleep.
Also please excuse my typos. I noticed about 15 minutes after posting and can't correct it.
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immortaltale · 2 months
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"Probably after our careers, we will become somehow friends. He's a golfer, I'm not a golfer; I play padel. But he's Spanish, so he might play padel as well, so who knows... there will be something."
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muckyschmuck · 4 months
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it’s a fucking. holidays gift to myself and im so fucking excited
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