Drew my comfort characters with a tiny bit of shape language. One day I might post some of the 3.7 trillion thoughts I have about them.
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(un)Healthy Competition: People and B-Sides
Say hello to DSMPU's hottest new band, THEBENCHBOYS! Whether you prefer your Egg live, scrambled, or undead, you're bound to find something in their debut album, “Fuck Shit Up,” coming this Summer 2024!
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welp here we go again
INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Dream: Wednesay
Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Dream: Well of course I have.
Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Dream: It's boring.
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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n:
Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo
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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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George: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/n: Hello, George
George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/n: You underestimate me
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George: *Gets down on one knee*
Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
George: *Falls over*
Y/n: The poison is kicking in.
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Tommy: Change is inedible.
Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Y/n: Oh, I’m always running
Y/n: The question is from what
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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Y/n: It’s not a joke.
Y/n: *sniffles*
Y/n: I’m a legit snack.
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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Y/n: What did you do op?
Foolish: A MISTAKE
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Y/n: Foolish...
Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat.
Foolish: You're disappointed.
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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n: Oh! B positive.
Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n:
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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding.
Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.
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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Technoblade: Absolutely not.
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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't
ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so
ic master list :)
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“cbenctrio only existed for a week or smthn, why do you like it so much—“
Bc the three of them are connected based not only on how much cbee love ctommy but also based on how they are three kids who have similar levels of trauma and pain and can actually share it together. Who was there to at least Try to help ctommy power through his trauma by giving him an out if he needed it? Who visited him in exile, while the other was willing to die for him? Who walked with him all the way to get Henry and Friend, while the other wanted to protect him?
Sorry lads but cbench trio is more than just a dynamic that lasted only a few streams, it’s interwoven throughout multiple.
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