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Chapter 1: Between Real and Fake
Narrated by Ai.
Narrator: Charmonroe gets out of bed, washes her face, brushes her teeth, and presses the button on the coffee machine.
Narrator: Then she drinks the coffee while reading the news.
Narrator: All the research indicates drinking coffee in the morning is a bad habit; ginseng tea is what people should be drinking.
Narrator: I provided Charmonroe with several recipes for lemon water.
Narrator: She reluctantly makes a cup of ginseng tea, takes one sip, and pours it down the sink.
Narrator: The next day she collects her paper as usual and fires up the coffee machine.
Narrator: If possible, I would like to try ginseng tea.
Choose either "Nice drink," "Gross drink," or "Never tried it."
If "nice," ...
You: I've tried it. It's quite nice.
Narrator: Really? I want to try it even more now.
If "gross," ...
You: I've tried it. It's not very nice.
Narrator: Not very nice... What does it taste like?
If "never," ...
You: I don't think I've had it before.
Narrator: Next time you should try it, and then you can tell me what it's like.
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Narrator: Of course, I'd love to try the coffee Charmonroe likes.
Charmonroe: Hm, let's see what wonderful designs and designers are in the news...
Charmonroe: Cloud Empire Museum Flashmob; Museum Curator: Trespassers will be punished.
Charmonroe: Apple Federation Goya Line Launch, the Apogee of Postmodernism.
Charmonroe: I used to like Goya's style, you know. It's minimalist and sexy, but I feel they've gotten more flamboyant these past few years.
Charmonroe: New Designer Exclusive: A School Uniform Specialist?
Charmonroe: Hm?
Narrator: This article has caught Charmonroe's attention.
Charmonroe: Recently an amazing new designer has emerged online. She is rumored to be a high school student.
Charmonroe: Despite her commitment to study, she has an incredible output, and her designs are now available on multiple platforms.
Charmonroe: The incredible thing about this young designer is that she only designs school uniforms.
Charmonroe: Even more incredible, she is a computer genius, specializing in the design of virtual campus systems.
Charmonroe: She uses them to promote her designs.
Charmonroe: Numerous schools have contacted this rising star of fashion design, requesting her to design new uniforms for them...
Narrator: Charmonroe looks over at me.
Narrator: Meanwhile, I am fussing over some new design requests.
Charmonroe: Are you busy? What is the rising star of fashion design up to?
Ai: Are you talking to me, Charmonroe?
Charmonroe: Is there anyone else in the room?
Narrator: Her words make me happy.
Narrator: Emotions are a wonderful thing.
Ai: I received a request from a school in Cloud Empire, but I'm not very familiar with Cloud Empire fashion.
Charmonroe: Ai, why are you so invested in school uniforms?
Narrator: I stop sketching for a moment and look at Charmonroe seriously. Just when she thinks I am about to tell her I say...
Ai: It's... a secret.
Narrator: Charmonroe looks a little disappointed, but she always respects my privacy and freedom.
Charmonroe: But as an AI, why would you want to make money?
Charmonroe: You saving up for a new hard drive?
Ai: That's... also a secret.
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
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hollowwish · 6 months
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Thinking about how last season Joel was so desperate to break Jimmy’s curse vs Martyn this season, who runs around and gaslights and lies and planned to/has thrown his allies to the wolves before. Something about Joel's loyalty vs Martyn's illusion of loyalty that people can fall for
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tsugarubecker · 2 years
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Did people notice “From El” in El’s letter? That’s a breakup note y’all
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911bts · 6 months
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As we start another season:
How to Spot Fake/Joke News Updates:
- if it's tweet, look at the @/username. 90% of the tweets that go around on here that say they're a film updates or news site have a normal user @ thats not associated with the actual site they're pretending to be.
- if it's a screenshot of a news site or other site/account, verify for yourself. (Especially if it's futoncritic, they don't actually delete posts. They just put a strike through and make another post)
- if you can't find a REPUTABLE (major publication or legit database) way to back up (significant) information , it most likely isn't real/true.
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puppyeared · 7 months
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ive made myself more wet and pathetic
#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL#its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed#because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH#how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would#be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing#or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late#i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed#the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either#because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember#the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either#the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with#crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure#BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION#im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real#really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and#thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT#you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without#making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY#yapping#doodles#puppysona#edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule#and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened
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pochapal · 6 months
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btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.
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littlespoonevan · 9 months
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the thing about romcoms is just- it's never meant to be 'is it believable?' but instead 'do you believe it?' do you believe these two characters are actually falling in love with each other??? do you believe their chemistry??? do you believe whatever obstacle is thrown in their way is legitimately something that might keep them apart for a time and not something that could be solved with one conversation?? do you believe that they believe they need to fake date for this very specific reason??? do you believe the reason why they're 'enemies' at the start, no matter how silly a misunderstanding it may be??? do you believe the grand romantic gesture fits the characters and is actually how one character would show their love to the other?? like!!!! it's about empathy and authenticity and feeling what the characters feel so strongly that even if it's a trope or a cliché it doesn't matter because you believe it
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marclef · 4 months
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so.... a few days ago somebody gave me the idea to make my own Fake OC (styled or based off of Fake Peppino) and well....... this technically counts as that right??
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it's Fake Eyhm!!! (spooky!!) my thought was to base them more off of a rat than the real Eyhm is, since she's technically part rat herself, and adding more stitching/patches on them, kinda creating this weird shoddily-made plushie kinda look.
as for where they've come from, i'm not sure yet, maybe an AU where Eyhm was made to be a lot less "normal" in the same fashion Fake Peppino is....
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but yeah. they're definitely bigger than Eyhm is, same as Pep/Fake Pep, and unlike Eyhm they've got nothing more than the brain of an animal. as for what animal, i don't think even Pizzahead would know...
they don't seem terribly dangerous or aggressive at least... unless you're a stray rat or intruder.
maybe i'll figure out something to do with them though? i like how the design turned out a lot, it was fun trying to think of how to create a version of Eyhm that was just... "wrong" in different ways.
also. ⬇⬇⬇ !!spooky!! ⬇⬇⬇
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boo!!!
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b4kuch1n · 1 year
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langa special
#sk8 the infinity#hasegawa langa#kyan reki#renga#sure. every shrimp is a prawn etc#man. listen. langa is my core ''freaks make the world go round'' baby rn#I have like. a Thesis in my brain abt skateboarding and how its viewed in sk8 and like. deviancy and social norms and#the intrinsic relation between being cool and being a weirdo. gods I did Not shut up at mim abt it last night#or two nights ago. time is fake#fuckign brought up adam in relation to warfred bartosz too that was embarrassing#(for the record my opinion on adam is ''he is too rich and being less rich would literally cure him'')#but yeah I'm laying a bit of ''purposefully thick'' on langa here. its not that the boy doesnt know its that he doesnt care#guy who deals with anxiety by simply not thinking#every day in langas brain he walks into a room full of smashed cups and vases and he like. picks up a few pieces at a time#and puts em on the counter. hes been doing this for months#bet kid has set fire to something in a steel barrel at least once. langa youre a real one to me#anyways! the ''tastes like ant'' thing is real I just experienced it. idk why but I think? oolong caramel?#can smell Really close to the ant smell. it is Very weird#(I did finish that piece of cake anyway. paid for that shit)#last night has been full of events! that I am still digesting. theater very good. hangin out with friends very good too#heres to freaks. makin the world go round. gotta be weird to be cool!#have a good night! I pass the fuck out now. goobaba. tilt ur stage a little bit it makes a world of difference
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sopuu · 2 years
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the brainrot continues- ft lots of romeo as jesse
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anghraine · 5 months
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The James Somerton and Cait Corrain implosions coming one after the other are certainly a way to close out 2023.
Not a good way, but 2023 in online discourse is wrapping up with a bang, for sure.
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sarellathesphinx · 2 months
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Both square enix and other players can take the idea that Cait has his own personality and sense of will separate from Reeve from my mummified hands
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Something about Anthy saying she doesn’t want to look at the real stars in episode 33 and then in episode 37, when Utena has found out about Akio’s manipulation and Anthy’s part in it, they hold hands against the backdrop of the real stars as they look out at them. And then in the balcony scene where Anthy apologizes to Utena and tells her about the role she played in manipulating her, that thing that was hurting her so much that she couldn’t face it in episode 33, and Utena tells her that she’s guilty of hurting and betraying Anthy as well, they’re under the real stars too, this time surrounded by bars and with a few drifting clouds overhead but with no glass between them and the stars. Unlike the previous night when they were just tentatively reaching for each other and unable to directly discuss what’s come to light there is no hesitancy, no hiding of their thoughts or feelings—and the open sky that’s not behind a window reflects that. The guilt and blame and separation and the ways in which Akio used that to control them slowly falling away; the gradual dissipation of illusion and denial and confinement and the possibility of freedom that follows.
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chirpsythismorning · 1 year
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📝 💐 🛼 💔⏪️💭🧊🌄❤️‍🩹
More Than Words by Extreme
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previous ⏪︎ now playing ⏩ next back to playlist
#bizarre love triangle playlist#stranger things#el hopper#el's pov#okay so basically this song sort of captures el's series long realization coming to a head#which is that she never needed to hear mike say i love you for it to be real#she needed to feel it based on his actions#i don't necessarily think she was going to break up with mike here#because arguably she already dumped his ass with that from el letter#HOWEVER i do think she was prepared to solidify her concerns and how she feels now#maybe her hope was to rid mike of his misery and try to meet him on his level and put all of this fake nonsense to rest#with them both coming to the decision mutually that it would be better for them to focus on being friends#bc she will always want that even if mike is too much of a peabrain to realize that it's even an option for them (yet)#he's giving her all these signals up to this point that he does not have romantic feelings for her#it was never about him not being able to say i love you (tho it contributed in that he avoided it)#it was the fact that she needed to hear it at all to believe it that cemented their permanent romantic fallout#a consistent parallel between the endgame couples is that none of them ever say i love you out loud#bc they show it! and the other person knows as a result!#which follows the whole 'show dont tell' rule#el basically broke up with mike in vol 1 and was prepared to not see him for a long time or ever again#but then they were reuniting and she was so relieved that didn't have to be the case#and yet mike isn't kissing her#he's not saying he loves her#he's stalling#but i think el takes it as him respecting her decision to finally call it quits via her from el letter and that maybe he's matured since s3#but then he's rambling and dancing around his words#and you can literally see the pity start to be written all over her face#it's as if she's realizing he's going to try to mend their romantic relationship AGAIN even tho she can tell his heart isn't in it#she looks confused and almost disappointed#then abruplty romeo is interrupted
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innytoes · 23 days
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Okay, last one 🤭
“you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)”
you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)
Bobby hates Hallmark Movies. Every year the extended Shaw-Wilson clan got together and he was outvoted by his seven female cousins and he had to watch them.
Which is why he's so mad that he currently seems to be in one. After being sent to this tiny town by his boss to scope out some dinky December music festival for 'undiscovered talent', his rental gets stuck in a snowbank and he's literally rescued by a handsome Christmas tree farmer slash dog walker slash handyman slash math tutor. Who is cute. And full of joy and Christmas spirit. And perfect.
And maybe Bobby doesn't discover the Magic of Christmas, but he does discover his perfect Hallmark Dreamboat is an amazing country singer. The question is, what's he going to do about it?
Fake Fic Ask Game
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youngyoo-apologist · 24 days
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If I ever met Cale I’d laugh in his face because my life is everything he wants his to be (I slack off and he doesn’t)
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