#bird poop

[littlehermitten]

"And the bird that leaves soon after eating may shit on your shoulders. Be wary of the birds who fly after eating."

#hitchcock and scully eating bird poop accidentally is so plausible #the bird may shat on you #beware brothers and sisters #b99 meme #b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #captain raymond holt #jake peralta #amy santiago #rosa diaz #hitchcock and scully #lmao #b99 #jake and amy #charles boyle #terry jr #kevin #bird poop #birds

[weepingfoxfury]

"Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" sings BJ Thomas ... the man on the radio talks of all manner of Saints ... no traffic lady today, it's a Bank Holiday and on Bank Holidays it would seem the traffic needs no report.

It's not raining today. In spite of the Met Office and their dismal forecast of the traditional St Patrick's day downpours and sub zero temperatures, we're being treated to a nice bit of mild with hints of sunshine.

Mind you ... you'll still need 'the umbrella'. I say 'the' because here on the Emerald Isle, they do like to put an extra grammatical article in for good measure. Here we also have 'the Covid'.

As to 'the umbrella' ... as mentioned before in previous posts, they're pretty useless here as the wind will rearrange them for you. However, as the breeding season gets underway, and particularly because of the amount of Rooks we have, 'the umbrella' can come in real handy.

As the pictures attest to ... you need to have both your wits and 'the umbrella' about you. This year, I've even put a cover over the car having found one of the Rooks' presents all over the door handle.

So, as the birds fly overhead, always remember ... eyes down, 'the umbrella' up ... assuming, of course, that I haven't misunderstood and there really is only one umbrella ... and it's not your turn ...

#man on the radio #humour #umbrella #rookery #rooks #bird poop #the umbrella #raindrops #raindrops keep falling on my head #writers of tumblr #original writing #writerscommunity #photographers on tumblr #original photography on tumblr #naturephotography #ivycore #ivy #bedsprings #wood decay

[shirozen]

Free lottery under the tree

#abunaday #daily #bun #bunny #doodle #bird poop #tree shade #jackpot #一日一兔 #鳥屎 #中樂透 #樹蔭下有幸運獎

[bunnybuns-art]

Hello bendy i come from the future in 2022 to tell you that people in February 2017 will call you bird poop with a smile.

Wait they call him A

What!!!!????

#bird poop #? #bendy #comics #art #artwork #batim bendy #batim comics #image comics #artists on tumblr #batim #ask bendy #2017 #2022 #hashtag #smile #cute smile #bendy the dancing demon #a bird

[uschi-the-listener]

#bird poop #flying skull with a mohawk #bird artists using my windshield as a canvas

[ottosump]

When a pigeon does a poo on your car and the car is upset!

#bird poop #im cryin

[underpantsandoverbites]

I made it to Portland! Can’t wait to see some people in person this weekend 💕🌲

#bird poop #cute story #webcomic

[im-koalaloverr]

Me, a simple pigeon: coo

You, a person: leave

Me: no, let me poop on your head now

You: *is pooped upon and is unpleased*

#ive got one braincell and it’s begging to do something productive #pigeon #idk what im doing #bird poop #unlucky

[birbs-facts]

FACT: Bird poop used to be a highly prized resource with many battles being fought over it

#bird poop #birbs #bird facts #bird #birds #fun facts #facts #fact #guano #history facts

[tiktokparrot]

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[youcanlearnfrombooks]

"The Moon Shines on The Mess" Great photo by Gary Crossland snipped from the Crossland Captures Facebook page, where the caption is "The Moon got stuck on Fred Haise's head tonight." That's the Fred Haise statue across from the Biloxi Lighthouse on the beach highway. Yeah, that's bird poop on the statue in a beach parking lot.

#fred haise #astronaut #apollo 13 #statue #biloxi #mississippi #beach #bird poop #moon #facebook

[strangedramacandy]

Bird defecated on Court's sundae.

#total drama series #tdas #Season 5.1 #Courtney #Sundae muddy Sundae #bird poop

[extra-photo-space]

#my photos #photos #photography #ground #asphalt #bird droppings #bird poo #bird poop #accidental photo #my leg #my shadow #irl