#bless me daddy

[bigolgay]

Okay sooooooooo

Here’s the thing.

I’m a little bit obsessed with a girl that works at tesco…

I went to tesco a week or 2 ago and I was buying an energy drink and she came over to check my ID (baby face tings). And I don’t remember what I said but I said something and it made her laugh and then she touched my upper arm (thanking genetics and the gym for blessing me with nice arms🙏). Cue my brain blanking and it just turning to white noise. We talked a bit more as I pulled my card out to pay and then I left…

And then a couple days later I go back and I see her again, and she sees me. So I wave and give her a smile… AND THEN SHE WINKS AT ME *gay panic*.

AND THEN TODAY. I GO TO TESCO. TO GET SNACKS. AND SHES THERE. AND SHE WAS RESTOCKING SHELVES OR SOMETHING I DUNNO I WAS BUSY LOOKING AT HER BECAUSE WOW SHES PRETTY. But she saw me and said hi and I was like ‘…let’s go try and make conversation’, so I walk over and say say hi and ask how she is. She says she’s been good but that she hadn’t seen me for a while (it had been like a week but okay. I guess that says how often I go to tesco…). So I’m like… feeling confident today, so I say something cheesy like ‘you been missing me or something?’ And added a wink in there because SHE DID IT FIRST AND ITS PAYBACK. AND SHE SAID “maybe a little” AND WINKED AT ME AGAIN. And then we have a bit of back and forth banter (flirty????) and we continue to talk as she does her thing in the aisles.

WE TALKED. LIKE PROPER TALKED. WE TALKED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES. LIKE FULL CONVERSATIONS.

And I feel like it was flirty?? And I was making her laugh a lot??? And at one point she laughed and she seems to be one of those people who when they laugh a bit hard they kinda lose control of their limbs a bit🤣so she threw her head back (…😳🫣) and laughed and she like gripped my forearm?? I… guys she’s for real beautiful. Like I could NOT take my eyes off her.

BUT HERES THE THING.

MY GAYDAR IS NOT DETECTING SHIT ON HER. I have no clue. Most of my… “relationships” have been with people I’ve met in queer places, or people I’ve known prior and already know their sexualities… oh or they approach me first and very boldly flirt with me. BUT BEFORE TODAY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HER NAME. SO I HAVE NO CLUE OF HER SEXUALITY. WHAT IF SHES STRAIGHT? AND IM OBSESSING OVER A STRAIGHT GIRL?

Which… knowing my luck, I probably am. I seem to only like girls who are either straight, emotionally unavailable or entirely uninterested in me. 

I was a bit concerned she maybe thought I was a boy but NO. SHE KNOWS IM A GIRL. She did say that the first time she saw me she did think I was a boy for a second, but she realised pretty quick that I wasn’t. ALSOALSOALSOALSO ALSO SHE HAD SEEN ME AROUND BEFORE WE SPOKE FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND THAT SHE HAD WANTED TO SAY HI BEFORE BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS WORKING IN THE AISLES AND DIDNT GET THE CHANCE *passes out*.

Anyway… yes I’m planning our wedding in my head and what our future together will look like, yes you’re all invited, no I am not okay.

I need you to understand how rare this is. I don’t get this obsessed with people often. And like it’s nice feeling this way finally after being basically madly in love with the same person for like… almost a year? And my feelings for her have been sort of fading for the last couple months finally (my brain must’ve finally caught on to the fact that she’s uninterested💪). AND NOW I LIKE TESCO GIRL. AND SHES SO LOVELY.

She’s beautiful. Genuinely. And she’s got the best laugh. And she’s so quick witted??? And conversation with her just sucks me in. And oh god. Guys. Her eyes. Omg. Her eyes. Holy poop. Call the coroner. I just died. But make a religion centred around me because I just came back to life just so I have the slightest chance to talk to her again.

Oh god she’s totally gonna end up being straight. Or uninterested in me. I’ll just have to try and be really charismatic around her, because what I lack in looks, I make up for in good chat and charm. I’m gonna have to plan my tesco trips around my good days when I’m feeling confident and chatty. She’s totally gonna be straight right?

Anyway. I’m a little obsessed with her. Just in case you missed it.

#pleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebequeerpleasebeq #please gay Jesus #bless me daddy #please influence her to want me #please #or bless me with better looks🙏 #not that I’m like… hideous I guess #but it could be better #great body. shit face. #which sucks because that’s the bit people see all the time #okay never mind I don’t want her anymore #she’d be lowering her standards too much #always the gals who are out of my league💪😌 #anyway! #mwah! #who threw the tennis ball!?!🎾

[omlwhatamidoinghere]

"Bless me father, for I have sinned" is the same as "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl"

#matt murdock #bless me daddy #I've been a bad girl👅 #priest!matt murdock #priest!dave york

[biboomerangboi]

This is absolutely no hate genuinely write whatever you want but Mean Dom Hua Cheng is so funny to me like Xie Lian literally burned his house down and Hua Cheng showed up with his crying sword and neck bared because he gave Xie Lian an ouchie that bitch is not doing punishment play.

#don’t get me wrong I can see him Domming but in a teasing spoiling sugar daddy way #Lan ‘uses the silencing spell at will’ Wangji on the other hand #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #zee rambles

[lets-go-banana-fishing]

This type of man is the best type of man

#the blessing of bisexuality: you're badass AND a loser at the same time #also hello yes i will compare them they are both kids I want to protect #also watch buddy daddies it's amazing and funny and it makes me cry #just like banana fish fr #also love how for the last two pics on the left side Eiji was the one waking Ash and for the pics on the right it was Miri BAHSHDHSJEJWS #banana fish #buddy daddies #ash lynx #rei suwa #aslan jade callenreese #mimi posts #gun tw

[andy-clutterbuck]

7x09 | Rock in the Road

#i love me some grumpy rick #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S7 #daddy's had enough #the v of his shirt would be a nice place to rest your face i'm just sayin #that curl hooking onto his ear #that's me #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred #bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use

[vellichorom]

& awhile back, @thisonesnek was kind enough to commission me for some extremely wholesome, domesticated DADDIES! & TO THIS DAY, i'm still very charmed by their request & moved by their donation.

THANK YOU AGAIN & FOREVER SNEK, WHEREVER YOU LURK !!!!!

#uwu art #Bioshock #Big Daddy #Bioshock Big Daddy #LISTEN- i'm offposting today & i can't ever find a better time to post this SO up it goes & you'll THANK ME for it #/silly #bless snek who was especially patient with me for this one because this took awhile #THOUGH i do love doing 'mecha-esque' figures every once n awhile #may this bring others comfort as well <3 #( i have no idea what bioshock is beyond these bouncer guys but they seem chill as fuck )

[dizzybizz]

smaller magma dump today

#did you know i love qyz did you know hes my son my sonest son of all my sons did you know that hes very important to me #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #quan yizhen #yin yu #buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #honkai star rail #hsr sunday #scum villian self saving system #svsss #shang qinghua #witch hat atelier #brushbug #olruggio #my art #magma #doodle #mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoki

[impromptu-sketches]

by Lily

#buddy daddies #anime #THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME #thank you Lily for these blessings #we cherish them #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka

[mcclens]

Bruh just realized that literally every fan that creates content for buddy daddies ships kazurei or at least sees them to be in a QPR... Lets go gays lets gooo

Which reminds me of these type of tweets

#yea not only fujoshis create kazurei but woteva #i was gonna say “add queer next to fujoshis” but ik some bl lovers are queer so i just discarded that line #ik what yall do for me... [bow] thank u for the fanart... #when i see ship art by a fujoshi ik theyre onto something #signed; a gay man #gays & allies & bl lovers unite #we all want the same thing #KAZUREI CANON #/lh #buddy daddies #kazurei #rei suwa #buddy daddies anime #kazuki x rei #kazuki kurusu #reikazu #also saw a tweet calling bl lovers some elder forest spirit gods that come and give their blessing in form of amazing fanart lolll

[doll-elvis]

oh.

#suddenly my brain is numb and my mouth is watering #big daddy you don’t know what you to do me #oh to be pinned underneath him with no way to escape #he could suffocate me with that chest and I’d thank him for it #overpower my senses please #god bless bill belew for designing that scoop line #elvis thirst post #big daddy elvis #elvis presley #elvisaaronpresley #elvis #elvis photos #70s #70s elvis #elvis fans #elvis fandom

[sapphickx]

manifesting this

#i just really like the idea of link not liking hermie it's just very funny to me #Link: “am not against gays but you are all so annoying god bless” #this is a stupid joke #artists on tumblr #dndads #dungeon and daddies #dndads s2 #oakworthy #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #dndads taylor swift #dndads link #my art #digital art #fan art #comic #joke art #doodle #illustration #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #normal oak #dndads fanart #fan comic

[cosmicstarlatte]

Customer Service (Obey Me!)

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They try contacting customer service. 🤷‍♂️

»Characters: Demon Bros

»Tags: Certified Shitpost™️, Pathetic Lucifer is my favorite Lucifer

»Notes: It's been a while since I've done a shitpost bulleted fic so ♡reblogs♡ are appreciated. I've had this wip since March apparently? 💀

Lucifer:

A hand on his hip and the phone in the other

This man means business

"Don't talk to me, I'm trying to keep my level of anger"

Held onto his anger for two hours waiting for the next agent

The annoying hold music only fueled him

Tried to be reasonable with the agent when he got patched through

But they were new

"Look, just get me your manager."

Waited another half hour for them

The problem got fixed rather quickly actually

smirked in satisfaction...Lucifer always wins.

If only he noticed the two stuck pages in the manual, he would've not wasted his morning

Mammon:

If he wasn't broke he would've paid someone else to make the call

Waited for an hour but it felt like eternity

"Yeah ain't there a satisfaction guarantee on this anyway!? The customers always right!"

Tried to get a replacement for his earbuds

And a refund while he was at it

Scammy? What?? Nooo....

"They fell in the wash! It's not my fault! Did I get insurance? Who has the money for that?"

Him and the agent went back and forth for a while

The agent finally caved and promised to replace the earbuds

"Finally! Ya better send 'em quick! -click-"

...

He realized he never gave the agent his address & had to start the process all over again

Levi:

Lol

Tried online chat but his specific issue needed a real agent because...of course it would

Tried to pay one of his brothers to make the call for him

They rather stab themselves or wage war against Diavolo than call customer service

Took anxiety medication before trying to call

Waited three hours on hold but played something soothing in the meantime

helloooo ruri and friends crossing

He stopped when he heard the hold music stop

"Hello thank you for calling Akuz-"

click

"It's not that important."

Satan:

This is how a pro does it.jpg

Drank his little coffee and ate his fresh little pastry

See, he set an alarm to call customer service right when they open their lines

Had the number typed and ready to go with a press

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Finally!

-dialing tone-

"Hello. Your wait time is 2 hours and-"

...

...

...

Slammed his phone on the floor and it broke

Went to go fight the company in person

His issue got fixed

The company had to tighten their security after this incident

Asmo:

Is that one lucky demon that happens to get patched through quickly

He was having problems with his devilgram account verification

Just as he started speaking about his issue the agent freaked out

Turns out they were a huge fan and could automatically tell it was the REAL™️ Asmo speaking

The issue got fixed and Asmo stayed talking with the agent because they sounded really cute

One thing led to another and...it went from a customer service hotline to a phone sex one real quick

This always happens when he calls customer service akskjfksls

Beel:

Collected all the snacks he had

Even cooked an entire feast

He needed everything he could get before making the dreaded call

After an hour of waiting (and barely any snacks left) he finally got to an agent!

It was a pleasant experience for both sides

Beel is getting sent replacements for his shoes plus a discount voucher for his next purchase

güd boi™️ as usual

Belphie:

Almost fell asleep while waiting

The music soothed him, they had classical music playing

He's not really sure how long he waited if he's being honest

When he finally got to the agent he sounded so weak the agent was concerned

"Mm? No I'm always like ...losing... consciousness ...it's normal...zzz..."

The agent was still so concerned they sent someone to the HOL to check on him

Beel ended up making the call for him

⬦You might also like: Coconut︱Devil-Mart⭐︱Waffle House

#HIS OWN DADDY put me on this earth to bless everyone with pathetic lucifer AMEN #shitpostcifer #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me humor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹

[histrionicscribbler]

im very thankful for the scraps of scollace fanservice i got. i didn't even have my hopes up for any of it so all 3 bits of that were a whole treat

#i am not delulu i didnt expect ANYTHING but #the sugar daddy comment #the todd!scott kiss #oldguys still living together #bless. they didnt have to be so nice to us #scollace #actual review to come #thanks to everyone who followed me while i lost my mind #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim #spto liveblogging #spto spoilers #spto #peeb post

[diaryofaprettyprincess]

i just sent the daddy eddie first orgasm thing and i literally can’t stop

“i-it’s happening again daddy! what do i do? i can’t i can’t!” you mumble panicked by the new and overwhelming sensation.

“squeeze teddy honey, nice and tight. there you go. don’t be scared honey, daddy’s gonna take care of it. y’know, this is how daddy feels when he thinks about you, baby. daddy makes a mess too when he thinks about your cute little noises.”

“r-really?” you squeak through your sobs of pleasure.

“mhm. let it go pretty girl. hold on tight.”

“squeeze teddy honey, nice and tight. there you go. don’t be scared honey, daddy’s gonna take care of it. y’know, this is how daddy feels when he thinks about you, baby. daddy makes a mess too when he thinks about your cute little noises.”

nnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

#mail 💌 #u guys are blessing me #i love this #tw:stepcest #daddy!eddiemunson #stepdad!eddiemunson

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x14 | Still Gotta Mean Something

#excuse me but The Nose™ #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #b e a r d #EYELASHES #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #love me a frantic sweaty man #daddy's had enough #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #the Murder Coat is ready to come to life #set it free richard #bless all the lines on your face they're beautiful and sacred #also his n e c k #oh...there's bram stoker knocking again

[renjibozo]

a coherent (probably not) thought dump about the new buddy daddies PV 3 (and additionally, PV 2)

because i'm sitting crying and need people to hear what i'm thinking about this PV i am brocken

edit: we’re making a few edits because i realized PV 2 exists and now i need to revise some parts so i don’t look like an utter clown next week (and please don’t trust me 100% with translations i’m using my very limited knowledge)

ok so starting off with this from PV 3, you can hear miri telling rei something along the lines of "Papa Rei! Get home quick, 'kay? Because today's!" before it just cuts to the next voice line

a birthday mayhaps? it might be miri’s birthday, it might be rei’s birthday, or it might be kazuki’s birthday and they’re preparing a surprise. unless it’s something else then literally please ignore this entire section

in PV 2, you can see her wearing a party hat along with streamers strung up behind her off to the side + another party hat at the corner of the screen

this means there IS a birthday (like i thought earlier before the edit) and it’s rei’s because kazuki is in the same room as miri while they’re talking

“Papa Rei looks lonely sometimes...” - Miri “Isn’t that guy just always grumpy?” - Kazuki

moving on, kazuki saying something along the lines of "I don't like this season/weather..." and a shot of a drawer opened to reveal a polaroid in the middle of many many knickknacks

judging by one of the shots in the opening,

his wife probably died in the rain and we're getting more information about the incident because it's been hinted at in the early episodes before it became parenting focused

and adding onto this because of a nice person in the replies!

the building behind him looks exactly like aozora daycare, just not sure if its the front or back (maybe the front bc of the hint of a blue gate beside him) but there doesn’t seem to be bushes planted anywhere near the spot where you can see the hydrangeas, so maybe it got planted a while later?

considering the clothes he’s wearing, this has to be before the dinner scene and is what leads up to it... the connections are getting stronger

you cannot convince me that this isn't rei's brother and that he isn't the favorite child

even rei (as seen from a flashback) couldn't call his father "dad" and that he should refer to him as "boss", but then there's this guy fighting him that calls rei's father as "father"

and something something about "Didn't Father tell you to return to the organization?" which implies he escaped the organization and got hired by kyutaro somehow

how he managed to get an apartment? i'll probably just say kyutaro did it i have no idea if he can even make forgeries like kazuki does

additionally: in PV2 you can see more of the gunfight between who i assume to be rei’s brother (older or younger? who knows)

and i assume this is set while miri and kazuki are waiting for rei to come back because it’s his birthday and they set up a nice surprise party for him, so, hoping he hurries back home because he can’t just stand them up like that on his own birthday

OK. NOW. THE SCENE THAT SPAWNED THIS ENTIRE POST.

there must've been some kind of falling out between rei + miri and kazuki because he was screaming "I'm... not your housekeeper!" during dinner

i'm suspecting that they finally got on his nerves if they never pick up after themselves properly or just the small stuff piled up onto kazuki and he had enough despite usually not really minding the fact that he has to do most if not all of the house chores

but another theory i have is that the scene with the photograph is connected and because of the stress, it leads up to him taking it out on rei and miri. i'm distraught i don't want to see this episode but i have to. mfs gonna have a sk8 episode 7 situation and i'm powerless to stop it

already saw a post or two about this one and i also hope it's just a red herring but judging by the shirt that rei has on which is different from the shirt he wears inside the house in earlier episodes, this was probably right after kazuki's meltdown

maybe kazuki ran off somewhere? maybe miri tried following him and got sick in the process and rei had to come fetch her? i just wonder how desperate rei must've been to run to kyutaro for help even if he's not as wary about kyutaro like kazuki is

kyutaro's talking about something being a warning because the organization doesn't forgive something (possibly kazurei taking in miri and raising her)

this shot looks like it could've been a flashback from when his wife died because he was wearing a green shirt during the dinner scene

ignoring the crossed out line because it has to be during the birthday surprise episode because if it really was after kazuki’s meltdown, he has to have been wearing a green shirt. but in the scene where he’s standing in the rain looking a little roughed up, he’s wearing the same exact clothes as here

and then a shot of rei's father without the shadows mostly hiding his face from a flashback!

he's gonna be a major player in the second half and i am Not Here for it

bonus: i think karin's a spy tasked to idk infiltrate kazuki and rei's apartment and see what they're up to i just know she's gonna be a pain in the ass for them

that's all folks i just needed to get these out right now

#future yuzu i'm counting on you #may i be blessed with foresight #actually no i dont want these to come true im gonna be distraught #don't expect a high quality thought dump from me im just rambling #buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #spoilers #(because of the PV) #edited because of new information i found