#blue jokes

[hecatesdelights]

#schrodingers douchebag #urban dictionary #roflmfao #lmaooo #lolzzz #funny shit #blue jokes

[davidtennan-t]

David Tennant: I'm so old and fragile, what if people can hear my bones creak, I definitely won't be as zoomy, me peepaw now

Also David Tennant:

#before you come at me this is literally what David jokes about in several DWM issues #that man had no faith in himself #but we did #zoom zoom #david tennant #doctor who #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #the giggle #wild blue yonder #the star beast #fourteen #donna noble

[evanzbuck]

Alex moves to stand over him, looking down at that soft pink mouth. He feels himself standing at a very tall, very dangerous precipice, with no intention of backing away.

↳ for @nelsonnicholas @sunshinestrand

#firstprince #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #rwrb quotes #firstprincedit #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #userkimmy #tuserpaige #tusersonia #usersteen #tusersilence #userveronika #uservalentina #rmdtracks #mine #this set has loooong story behind it (more like a joke) but then i remembered how obsessed alex is with henry's mouth and here we are

[yellowtrinity]

dinner date turnabout

#nothing i love more than putting too much polish on a joke until i can't tell if it's funny anymore #couldn't come up with a name for a chuck e cheese's style blue badger restaurant though #ace attorney #krisnix #kristoph gavin #phoenix wright #aa #my art

[waterwindow]

          "don't you wanna die for somethin worth dyin for?"

Emesis Blue scene redraw

#horror/ #blood/ #emesis blue #spoilers/ #just in case #i have no joke 6 pages of notes on this movie and counting and its getting a little out of hand #tf2 #hi go watch the movie tho beware its very abstract and spooky #i drew this

[mattastr0phic]

Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again

#how did rt fumble the bag SO hard on forgetting simmons was a cyborg for so many seasons. there's so many more good jokes in there. #hi rvb fandom its your funny guy with the local special: ketchup and mustard #sorry for the sudden quality drop in there i was resizing in a magma LOL #grimmons #dick simmons #richard simmons #dexter grif #red vs blue #rvb #simmons rvb #grif rvb #rvb doodles

[spookberry]

if youre a doll the gender options are Yes Makeup or No Makeup

#my art #noticed this a while ago tbh but just felt compelled to illustrate it as a joke #red pill vs blue pill but these are the options instead #lowkey want a frankie stein with no makeup on #i think itd be funny

[zarla-s]

Someone linked me to this video and I had to

(They didn't actually say this to him! Although from his perspective they might as well have)

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#deltarune #spamton #addisons #z art #z comic #they were joking! maybe #pink addison #blue addison #yellow addison #orange addison #they kind of did do that last one for real though

[5bi5]

Hey if you're new to tumblr don't worry about people telling you not to come here because it's "dead" or a "hell site" or "the users will force you to eat bees", it's actually pretty cool, no matter what the rest of the internet keeps telling you. Oh, and you totally won't need those crosses and garlic they gave you. Yeah, no, I don't know why they broke down weeping and told you that for your mother's sake you should stay away from this website. Maybe a joke about the history of nsfw content I guess? Anyways, come on in, we've been eagerly awaiting your visit.

#oh and ignore those wolves you keep hearing and those blue flames you keep seeing #dracula daily #i've typed and then deleted like eight versions of this joke so i'm just going to make it and move on even if it gets no notes #dracula

[sincenewyorks]

and it’s one of the most cinematic moments in queer cinema

#not joking! #rwrb movie #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie spoilers #rwrb spoilers

[lem0nrat]

he got that dog in him

#i drew this entire thing to make this joke. please like it #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #rendog #rendog fanart #my art #i FORGOT HIS EYES ARE BLUE. sobs. forgive me

[yrsonpurpose]

Nicholas Galitzine talking about the connection between Mary & George and Red, White & Royal Blue

#nicholas galitzine #rwrb #red white and royal blue #julianne moore #nicholasgalitzineedit #userninz #chrissiewatts #usersteen #usernuria #userclara #usergayppl #mine* #YOU'RE JOKING............................ #unprovoked he said this #this is so meta #confirmation he Actually read the book lmfaosljfd #omg the layers to all of this #julianne is so invested also... #how do we get her to play catherine............... #personally very gratifying - haters stay mad.

[andysambcrg]

fourteen's surprise at himself calling isaac newton hot makes sense when u remember that he was a lesbian 5 minutes ago

#I'm joking ik that 13 is probably bi like all the other doctors... unless? #dw #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #wild blue yonder #keeley.txt

[arttuff]

thought about some banter that would happen between these guys on a teamup. i want them to be a team dc please make it happen please please please please please

#dc comics #dc #oracle #barbara gordon #booster gold #blue beetle #michael jon carter #ted kord #black canary #dinah lance #dinahbabs #boostle #skeets #birds of prey #jli #justice league international #oracle dc #batgirl #birds of prey 1999 #bumblebeeb #rollingthunder #god all of these tags. i know ive forgotten to tag something or someone #the knitting thing is a joke that ted kord is retired and doing old man hobbies. but he's actually enjoying it

[anede]

blue house

#house md #gregory house #hugh laurie #my art #fan art #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #inspired by that one post about the light in blue evening houses #will rb it when i find it #blacked out when i saw the word house #you know how it is #i feel like theres a joke in here abt house of leaves as well but i havent read it to make it

[keksalot404]

Another small batch of sketches, featuring a crossover with @s0ckh3adstudios Flo and this AUs Blue Soul (They'll be important later.)

Bonus new Kanako ref because I can't draw her consistently:

#rom leak #ROM LEAK AU #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #utdr #deltarune #frisk #clover #kanako ketsukane #papyrus #martlet #if anyone gets the joke with martlets outfit gets nothing #Melody #(thats blue souls name) #kris #susie #deltarunes not gonna be part of Rom Leak #wake me up when the whole game finishes #kekart #This batch was delayed by unforseen hyperfixation #(that being Heaven Studio) #(which also caused a shift in art style have you noticed)