#bro theres no way

[astro-iplier]

NAH

@ghiertor-the-gigapeen

#bro theres no way #tyler scheid #wkm #benjamin the butler

[nounaarts]

Guys I found your cat.

He bites though you might wanna contain him somewhere

#hes just a creature #hes kinda got rabies though #bro was brought back from the dead #theres no way in hell that hes clean #bet he hasnt taken his shots either #lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkey kid fanart #macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #six eared macaque

[spacedlexi]

i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend

#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #theres no casual explanation for clems reaction to that why did she look so upset #wide eyed middle distance stare brows drawn mouth open girl please relax #if your friend was wistfully thinking of their dead gf why would you be upset by that 🤨 hmm interesting #part of violets route will be about how she feels she failed minnie and so refuses to fail clementine and continuously makes that choice #and i still have to hear people yap about how she never got over minnie bro i swear some people are playing with their eyes and ears closed #i think her complicated relationship with her not dead not ex is fun and interesting actually and she tells clem not to worry Immediately #i just like poking fun at my girl for being a little jealous 😏 this and the way she looks at them hugging in the woods. i know what you are #her immediate reaction to seeing the v+m heart is also questionable girl why are you making those faces #spaced art 2024

[itsjusteds]

You wanna know what range is? Range is that this is all the same guy.

#joey richter #starkid #tcb #tinlightenment #tin can brothers #tin can bros #owen carvour #type casting fears him #theres no way thats all the same dude #i dont know if i want to be him or be with him #joey richter the man that you are #spies are forever #npmd #tgwdlm

[ohmaerieme]

im normal abt them. what do you mean noone realized mr l was luigi . i think they did

#i need to go to nintendo and force them to remake spm on the switch #and then make them rewrite the dialogue for mario and co seeing mr l #because theres NO FUCKING WAY #HIS OWN BROTHER WOULDNT RECOGNIZE HIM #super paper mario #spm fanart #mr l spm #mr l super paper mario #mr l fanart #paper mario #super mario #super mario bros #mario and luigi #techincally mario and mr l #super paper mario fanart #super mario fanart #my art #ohmaerieme

[ultrabreaksounddownwavemagnus]

You ever just go absolutely wild while drawing in MSPaint?

#transformers #transformers animated #transformers fanart #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #tf bumblebee #im normally not that big of a fan of bee #but #theres just something about tfa bee man #bros silly in all the right ways #his armor was colored using the default mspaint color swatches #ms paint man #it does things to me #maccadam #maccadams #sy does art on occasion #made in mspaint #queue backlog

[entomolog-t]

OK OK, I love enotional/uncontrolled size shifters as much as the next person, but what about highly skilled size shifters?

Oh I'm running late? Some extra height will add few extra inches on my stride.

This shirt is so cute, but is a little too small... no ones going to notice if I lost a couple inches, right?

Foods really good at a restaurant? Yeah I'll take that to go (proceeds to go home and shrink so they can eat a far bigger portion)

Bonus points if their friends are all really suspicious but just keep gaslighting themselves because it's just so ... odd? Sure they must be mistaken.

Finally someone in the friend group is like, "Has Jake always been that short?" And another friend just stares and them and goes "short?? No?? Jake's taller than me?"

They all squabble, confused that everyone has surprisingly different takes on Jake's height.

They all try to size their friend up without being obvious, with whoever is right being absolutely smug.

The next day, they notice he is a totally different height.

They all have different theories, shoe inserts, posture etc... with one friend cracking a half serious joke like,

"I dunno man, what if he can.. like change his size." They all kind of run with the bit, though none of them take it too seriously.

They go out to dinner and Jake (I'm just gonna keep that name) Takes a fairly large portion home as usually. After dropping him off, one of the friends realizes Jake forgot his wallet and turns around to drop it off, not bothering to knock as he opens the door.

Jake stands there on the table, all 8 inches of him, in total shock. How was he going to explain it? Was his friend going to panic? Would they-

" I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

Their friend stands there, smug and excited, ripping their phone out of their pocket to immediately call the group.

"I WAS RIGHT!! That MOTHER FUCKER IS THE SIZE OF A KEN DOLL- No I'm not high! Dude- just -"

Jake's panicking, hopping off the table and growing to snag the phone from his friend and hold it above his head.

He worries briefly that his friend might panic, but he heres them laughing almost maniacally.

"DUUDE!"

Jake ignores their giddy excitement and addresses the phone,

"Ignore him he's just-"

He hears gasping on the phone, followed by excited jeering.

It was a video call.

#i love the idea of dude-bros being so fucking pumped their friend can change sizes #they be getting into shenanigans #theres no way they dont start asking for ridiculous favors #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community #g/t prompts #g/t shitpost

[spookberry]

I love the idea of Gary and Ash traveling together and doing Professor Assistant stuff in their teen years

#pokemon #ash ketchum #gary oak #my art #also i ship them #if you werent picking up on that lol #pokeani #whats their ship name? #palletshipping #theres nothing heterosexual about the way they chose to hold onto that broken pokeball #ESPECIALLY on Gary's side like... bro

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #MAN I SWEAR WHEN THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED I WAS SWEATING BRICKS IN WORRY #anyway i forgot to save before speaking to yosuke so i dont know what the other options are BUT YOU KNOW YU HAD TO ASK IF HE WAS OK #thinking about that comic where yosuke was being harrassed by some punks #theres something about the way hes telling this story that feels like he was treating it as being incidental. as whatever. #like “oh yeah im fine?? anyway thats not the point of the story i wanted to tell you about how they were so terrified of kanji” #LIKE DUDE. BUDDY. YOUR LIFE WAS IN DANGER. DONT DISMISS IT LIKE THAT #the fact that bro came so close to being beaten up and it was a conversation that could have been easily missed #like if yu hadnt run into him at night was yosuke just going to... not bring it ip? #(yes of course he wouldn't you know what hes like!! he wouldn't want to be a bother on yu. nothing happened after all!!) #BBYGIRL PLS!!? YOSUKE MY BOY PLS RELY ON YOUR FRIENDS TOO.... #anyway i think a yosuke protection squad should form they should start going home in pairs #he's good with his queue

[kaerassiusauratus]

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #denki kaminari #kyoka jiro #momo yaoyorozu #art #momojirou #kamimomojirou #theres no way kaminari doesnt try to deez nuts everyone #bro has the maturity of your average grade schooler #mha #bnha

[dinxieyinxie]

I HOPE I MADE IT IN TIME AUUGHH HAPPY BORNDAY TO MY SKRUNKLY SILLY WILLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH QWQ (let us turn a blind eye that Yonal broke one of Transfiguration Laws for Severus)

#young snape #severus snape #happy birthday snape #yonal linx #dinxdraws #i had to export each frame in capcut sobbing #im p sure theres a faster way but im so smooth brain when it comes to editing videos #lookit them #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #bebis #ALSO !! this audio is perfect for yonal since they're part of the choir #bro is just serenading sev that is so cute #WAIT- THAT JSUT GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A FUTURE PROJECT EHGRFHGEEHE

[brbarou]

watch me slowly lose my mind over beloved/jesus parallels

#theres no way these are coincidences #so i have a moral obligation to utter that Beloved has in fact. suffered more than jesus? #no one believed bro that he was the white prophet just like no one believed that jesus was the messi(i get shot in the head) #im not even religious the pieces are just coming together on their own #like they both had to die. to save the world or whatever #enough #rote

[gophergal]

Piss jar man and his piss jar van

#gopher art #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 sniper #i spent so long making the camper look right lmao #and its still not perfect but im pretty proud of it #the idea that he willingly chooses to live in his tiny camper is kinda hilarious to me. he probably sleeps curled up like a pretzel #like bro you're 6'2“. theres no way the little compact loft bed fits you right

[fursectomy]

its stupid that almost all of the beta kids live in the US. jade doesnt but her grandpa is from the US i believe? how is it that theres a handful of kids fated to save the universe or whatever and theyre ALLL american. it would make way more sense if they were scattered all over the globe.

so far i see dave as still living in texas because he very much feels like a product of the american public school system and american individualism. jade also still lives on her island thats fine her gpa is just polynesian to me, and then john lives in hong kong and rose lives in brazil.

rose specifically lives in the southern high planes of brazil bc thats where it snows and for some reason rose living in a snowy location feels important to her upbringing to me? maybe just because of the flashbacks to her playing in the snow. oh also because it makes sense if she lives in a more isolated location.

i think grandpa harley is maori and was originally born in new zealand wow oh my god as im typing this im imagining jade w a kiwi accent and that feels so fitting. anyways i think he sailed out from NZ and found hellmurder island out in the pacific on his travels.

i also like the idea of rose and dave meeting online and dave is fluent in spanish (bro is irish american/mexican) and in english while rose is fluent in portuguese and knows some english. they communicate through spanglish and portuganglish(???)and rose gets better ar conversational english this way. once she starts getting the hang of it (which is very fast) she starts reading more and more english books and quickly accumulates a far bigger vocabulary than dave because dave does not fucking read books like that.

when they talk mainly spanish and portuguese in the beginning dave is like “portuguese speakers sound like theyre trying to speak spanish while having a stroke you’re giving me a headache” and rose is like “sounds like a you problem i understand your spanish just fine” lol.

dave has a weird assortment of spanish vocab that he knows outside of the basics because his only exposure to spanish is from his bro and shitty public school spanish classes.

also bro was raised on dragon ball z and thats part of the reason he styles his hair the way he does. bro has the goku jesus mexican flag hanging in their living room.

#no wonder rose struggles with addiction shes brazilian mexican and irish WHEW #i say this as someone with extended family in ireland brazil and mexico #if i one day get married to my mexican partner and our families collide its gonna be CRAAZZZTYY #theres no way that bro is still connected with his family though i just know hes estranged #which is so sad dave missed out on the best christmas parties #and i know mom lalonde makes the MEANEST caipirinhas #homestuck #beta kids #homestuck headcanons #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #talkies

[mimir97477906]

silly billy sketches of myy ideass ^_^

+ my spongebob oc.i hate him

#so in my canon curious bros were younger than they are in the game when tycho was born #thats all ... #my art #oc #the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 #ts2 fanart #plus theres a little kim wexler sketch teehee #pascal curious #tycho curious #lazlo curious #vidcund curious #i hate the way i drew himhere srry #nervous subject #johnny and ophelia #ophelia nigmos #johnny smith #sorry for sneaking my ocs in these posts ^_^ #curious family #sims 2 premades #sims 2 fanart #ts2 strangetown #strangetown premades #strangetown #saxoflamigoc

[andyis-sandy]

im thinking abt this scene again...

#no cause why does he grip bros hair like that #the way he just sits down and presents the gun #theres something so charming abt that #its movies like this that remind me what a fuckin fag i am #like holy shit #doug van housen #animal room 1995 #matthew lillard