#built in fire

[ruubesz-draws]

Wwwweeeeeee~

Ion dude probably regretting his life choices

That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10

(Inspired by this gif:)

#godzilla #monarch legacy of monsters #ion dragon #episode 10 #you that fight was straight FIRE!!! #i loved it #and godzilla entering that scene #*chefs kiss* #why is he so cool and badass #ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man #dude wasn't built for this lmao #everyone is roasting him #it's kinda funny ngl #anyway godzilla is awesome as always #my boy is giga CHAD #do not repost #my art

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

#hannah.txt #try guys #ned fulmer #try guys drama #it wasnt the cheating itself that got ned fired #he got fired for having a workplace relationship with a subordinate #which opens the company up to lawsuits about favoritism and unfair treatment #ibr this is what you get for monetizing your relationships #do yall really think ned would be facing this much backlash if he hadn't based his entire persona around being The Wife Guy(tm) #i mean he'd still get some hate for sure but this man literally built his whole brand around loving his wife #like literally worshipping the ground she walked on #only to be caught cheating on said wife. not a good look my dude #i have no sympathy for ned and alex they both suck

[aeirithgainsborough]

“Once upon a time, there was a place called The Wilderness. It was beautiful and full of life, but it was also lonely and violent and misunderstood. So, one day, The Wilderness built a house. It waited. Summers came. Winters came—” YELLOWJACKETS: 103. The Dollhouse / 201. Friends, Romans, Countrymen / 209. Storytelling

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #96yellowjackets #yellowjacketscentral #** #fire tw #CRAZY #obsessed with the idea that the wilderness was lonely to it built the girls a house and then waited for them #rip wilderness house u were a real one

[mipmoth]

They're long lost best friend your honour

#submas #twin dragons au #ouugh the visions where so strong #i think id be reshiram who the twin built the castle with bc desert fire you know? and it was besties with the sun deity vulcarona #while away from/fighting zekrom it supprted reshiram #emmet was expecting it to be dead because its been so long but vulcarona built diffrent

[krazieka2]

Comic done for the Hapi zine on twitter! I'm not sure if tumblr likes links so ummm look up Hapi Zine on bigcartel, leftover sales are still going. Check out the merch there's some cute stuff there!

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #fe3h #2023 art #fire emblem #edelgard von hresvelg #hapi fire emblem #okay serious tags over #funny stuff to point out time: #Edelgard is constantly shifting from behind the column #to leaning in front of the column #she's trying to make eye contact it's not working #just you me and this brick column the church built between us #it's like...deep yo... #it's also funny to see her on panel 6 looking all pouty at some bricks #also her neck??? is so long?? #that's uh symbolic you see #of how she's sticking her neck out to stop the church yes #seriously look at her neck on page 2!!! why did I draw it like that why #if you follow me on twitter you follow the 'cool' version of me that doesn't do any running commentary

[claypigeonpottery]

unicorn in a forest fire won the poll, and it fit beautifully on this long tray

#reserved #unicorn #fantasy art #pottery #mythical creatures #ceramics #sgraffito #underglaze painting #timelapse #video #artists on tumblr #forest fire #fire #hand painted #hand built pottery #slab built pottery #greenware

[skellydun]

looked at a house that might be my house today 😯🫣😎

#idk how the fuck u tell but i was like oh i could paint this and put my table here and my cat could sit here and i did not feel an ounce #of stress. the only issue is its street parking and close to the neighbors bc its city living 😞 BUT its 1 5 minutes from downtown like the #commute babes!!!! and there's room to put a parking pad in the back eventually #AND IT HAS AC!!!!!!!!!!!! which is such a small thing but all the houses i have seen have not 💔 #but no dishwasher :( #it has THREE decorative fire places and built in shelves and stained glass windows!!!!!! and an enclosed porch #but i HATE when they paint old wooden stuff white like girl the character where is she #i will find her

[mishapen-dear]

i love it when bad is very specifically a good roleplayer by giving other people good prompts. like casually bringing up wilbur now to tallulah. or when he put missa in the petting zoo. or all those times he Tormented the Lesbians so they could protect each other from him. its just so !!!! I love watching roleplayers be considerate of other roleplayers and gleefully hand over something they Know the other person's character can react to. i've seen cellbit do it, too (that time he handed his knife to bbh. oh my god). it's not a rare thing, and it's possible to be a good roleplayer without keeping that sort of considerate back and forth in mind, but its one of my favourite things to notice. foolish does it too, sometimes- i haven't watched him much, but i did take note of when he Made Sure to bring jaiden along with him on a cucurucho quest. and basically every interaction he had with bad when the eggs were missing. its just so so good

#i think one of the worst things that can happen to a roleplay is for the players to stop interacting with each others' storylines #roleplay is an incredible medium particularly because of that Collaboration and Improv #and if youre just standing around pushing your own story then yeah sure its fun #but its MAGICAL when people engage with it #and its MAGICAL to look at a story #go 'what if i. did something funny here' #and throw in a little wrench that lights a delighted FIRE in the other player's eyes because now they get to go on a rant #or take drastic measures #or just do something a little fun that they couldn't/wouldn't have without that prompting #its like when bad went around telling people he was imposing building laws on behalf of the feds and people were like #actively a little disappointed that it was just a prank and they couldn't go HAM #anyway i miss roleplay. #qsmp why would you make all these people live so far apart from each other </3 spawn is so uninhabitable there is nothing for them #to make pretty or modify its not Theirs there's no reason for them to be there other than to shop #but i am on . a tangent. #and that is its own lighthearted post analyzing the psychology of built and modifiable vs provided and immovable spaces in the game #no its not late at night and i should not be doing other things (lying)

[dragonskulls]

in the Vast Moor, the ruling system is fairly similar to other quivers; there's a leader –the Accipiter– and their second in command –the Noctua– but with the exception of having a third rank, the Corvus:

the Corvus has a practical role that borders on the religious. Wyvern training is incredibly important for moor runners, as such, it's obvious that someone who oversees that aspect would have a respected position of power. The Corvus is an influential advisor, playing a big role in the selection of future leaders, and is the one tasked to supervise all wyvern rearing in the quiver, being extremely knowledgeable on these creatures. Burials were another task traditionally assigned to them, but it wasn't until recently that they were allowed to do that again.

The reason for this previously mentioned prohibition is attributed to one dragon only: Shrikeshred

(cw for cannibalism mention lol) Shrikeshred is a controversial figure. Regarded as the Vast Moor's most talented Corvus in history –something clearly seen in her masterpiece book "Way of the shrike" which showcases her incredible wyvern handling abilities and techniques, some of which are still used today– that unfortunately took a turn for the worst. A famous cannibal, not much is known about what made her go off the deep end, though it is believed tensions with the Accipiter in her era and the lean times of winter season may have had something to do with it. After disappearing into thin air one day, her shadow is still cast over the foggy moors. How could anyone forget what she had done? There wasn't a Corvus for a long time, which proved detrimental to wyvern management in the quiver's territory. Some say she's still out there, waiting for the right moment to come back. The wyverns pictured here were Shrikeshred's favorites, all of them species considered untameable, especially the Death spitter, a dreaded wyvern that can spit boiling acid. So far she has been the first and only dragon to be able to train these species.

been wanting to post this for a while but i had to finish all the refs first 😭 if you're wondering why the style changes it's bc they were done months apart aheem. ANYHOW! im excited to do more pieces and comics revealing what actually happened with Shrikeshred, as well as other characters involved with that whole mess. Also here's some tiny bits of more info on her toyhouse

+ some silly posts

#wof #wings of fire #ashwing #art #my ocs #dragons #oc: shrikeshred #oc: deimos #oc: wolfsbane #oc: phobos #im so obsessed with her my horrible woman #she started with eating dead people and then she began actually hunting them which is why the funeral ban LOL #also a littledesign note she is BUILT compared to your average scrawny ass moor runner. like bigger and considerably more muscular #also i had to resume the corvus info from the doc theres a few details i missed but they aren't as important for now

[cultpastorkevin]

you know what

Neil Josten could never hold a customer service job bc he would pull the “you know I get it” speech with every karen he served and would get fired within the week

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #he could not do it #simply not built for it #he’s so fr for that though #I wish I could pull that speech on my customers #It would be so cathartic #I would get fired instantly #I had a bad day at work yall #the foxhole court

[gothamcityneedsme]

I love that some devs are adopting the word "overdelivering" as like. some sort of actual critique

#Shitpost #Like this is so funny #like. You overwork your devs and fire them constantly or force them to work contract #which is unsure and not always renewed etc #And then your games suffer and underdeliver #also like. Its just so funny theyre saying overdeliver. when like built in we can just laugh and say underdeliver back #also how these AAA devs and commentors are like. Oh but what about teams of less than 100 people? #its like. Aw baby we arent talking about them

[kyoshi-lesbians]

aang looks so cute in the kyoshi warriors make up

#hello. i'm drinking wine & watching b2 #something something sokka's boomerange identitify katara being very sympsthetic to him for rest of the episode #something something identity of chin the conqueror village & kyoshi island built off of (perceived) protectors #colonial violence before the fire nations 100 yrs of war & genocide. aang being gone. something #like i said. wine. #its so cool not being dead tired after work on a tuesday. have you guys tried this

[ludcake]

biggest jaehaerys flop moment as king (rather than husband and father) is when his wife, THE QUEEN, went to the citadel (his wife who is notable for being the proponent and biggest driving force of some of the main reforms of her time) and she said "hey why don't the girls get to go to the citadel" and immediately got laughed off the stage by the weird wizards and didn't get back up by anyone

(same citadel that her son attended btw)

#asoiaf #.txt #valyrianscrolls #fire and blood #jaehaerys targaryen #alysanne targaryen #genuinely like #he wasnt even good at minecraft #“nooooo but he built the roads” #mfer the construction workers built the roads #and the roads are still shitty #jaehaerys was a bad husband #a bad father #and a bad king #elevated only by a tremendous propaganda machine #competent people surrounding him #and the flop level of everyone before and after him

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Today I woke up and chose silliness!

(yes, the mood of my posts is all over the place but this is what you signed up for, it's literally in the name x'D)

This is another contribution to the silly rabbit au (by @cuubism ) featuring @magnusbae 's Dream in a hoodie.

#silly rabbit au #dreamling #well hob did say that he can fake is own death if needed but how many times will he have to do that? xD #at some point hob starts to attend his own funeral as a guest. and if anybody asks questions he's all like: no sadly i am no robert gadling #(/or whatever name he's been using) and i will miss that man dearly #(and he's speaking the truth because he's practically burying a life that he has built up. he's burying the person #he has been for past decades) #it's a slow process but hob starts to sprinkle the small but outrageous truths in conversation and let's others take it however they want t #he very inconspicuously adopts Dream's attitude and starts to play along with Dream's misleading truths #and then he starts to spin the tales in different directions - derailing Dream's stories #and THAT'S when the chaos really starts xD #why make dream's storytelling easier when he can twist it and basically fight fire with fire right? :DD #also. don't listen to me im just shitposting here

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[claypigeonpottery]

goat fire!

#reserved #hand built pottery #pottery #ceramics #ceramic #sgraffito #ceramic art #underglaze painting #carving #goats #witchy #goat skull #skulls #witchblr #fire #craftblr #art