my tumblr isn't even a blog, it's just a hideous amalgamation of all my hyperfixations from the last decade.
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"After an exhausting day of work, Ccino trudged back home, wanting nothing more than to lay on his bed. As soon as he arrived home, Ccino heard his phone ring. As he pulled his phone out of his pocket, the barista’s face beamed with excitement. He was receiving a call from Nightmare! Rushing to the bedroom, Ccino tried his best to look presentable. Which didn’t really matter since it was a simple phone call, but with the excitement Ccino forgot all rationale."
Straining Ties by @jann-the-bean
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!! I really hope that you love your day! It took a while to choose which fic to illustrate for you, but I had to choose this. Straining Ties, the one that brought us together...heh. It's been a crazy almost 4 years and an even crazyer past 11 months.
Te amo mi Amor, I hope you have a wonderful day. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
And thank you so much to everyone who helped me with this today!! You are all wonderful!!
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one of the absolute funniest moments on scott's tour that i wasn't able to capture on camera (for obvious reasons) was at the meet and greet after the nashville show these two older gay guys mentioned they were reading scott's wikipedia page before the show to find out more to chat about at the meet and greet and like. idk if this is just because i am very familiar with scott's wikipedia page but you could tell that was the extent of their scott knowledge (which is valid not everyone is researching a documentary on the guy)
but then they asked about the poster for the lowest show, which they'd never heard of before their wikipedia reading, specifically this quote:
"The posters—featuring Thompson lying supine on the ground with a big wad of semen dripping down the side of his face—went up around the city on September 10, 2001"
and they were like "wow we'd love to see those posters hahaha" and i immediately jump in like "oh i have that photo on my phone give me like 2 seconds"
to be clear: these guys had not interacted with me or acknowledged my existence the entire conversation. they had their backs to me when they were talking to scott, i did not introduce myself as directing the documentary since i wasn't filming and they didn't ask who i am, etc. but my brain was like "oh someone wants to learn more about scott? my time to shine, let me pull up that folder in my camera roll". even scott was like jfc here they go again.
anyway i barely had to scroll back in my doc research folder so i immediately held out my phone to the guys and showed them this
it's a photo taken days after 9/11 of scott in front of the posters for his show which was supposed to open the following week
so i hold out my phone and explain this thinking like hey i'm being so helpful these guys wanted to see this aspect of scott lore and i gave it to them!! meanwhile these two old guys are like i can't even focus on the poster anymore i am standing next to scott thompson and also WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD AND WHY DID THEY JUST HAVE THIS ON THEIR PHONE?
another one of the funniest tour moments was after meeting up with some gay guys in their 70s who were friends-of-a-friend-of-scott and immediately befriending both of them we were about to leave and i asked for their phone number and scott just rolled his eyes and was like i'll give you his phone number in the car as though he was saying "jfc jessamine this is ridiculous even for you". he never ended up giving me the old guy's number
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The most self indulgent outfit swap (OOO, Captain Harlock)
Bonus version of Eiji with Tochiro's glasses:
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i have such a crazy dashboard
i'm scrolling through the 'following' tab of my dash, and here's a list of some of what i've seen in the order in which i've seen it:
snoopy of the day gif
batch of recently completed commissioned art
sanders sides art
winnie the pooh gif set
a blurb about a soccer player being all nervous to ask yn out
a krusty krab conspiracy post
watcher ghoul boys art
amtrak trains text post reading simply, "Trains"
haiku bot reblogging something from a fandom i know nothing about
a blurb about another soccer player fingering yn
a blurb about the two above soccer players having a threesome with yn
cottagecore moodboard
i'm not hating on any of the posts or people here at all - i quite frankly love how chaotic my dash is and i love seeing everyone's different interests and art and trains and conspiracies and everything
i'm so glad i came back to tumblr, you all are great and i love you all <3
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TFW you're playing "Good Times Bad Times" on guitar in your music room, and you look at your giant poster of Jimmy Page on your left and your Zep shrine on your right, and think to yourself, "...do I have a problem?"
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haha funny wifi names is that specific and weird obsession of mine, but sharing is caring and i just found these silly fellas;
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So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens
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important
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Pre-Calamity:
Link: I am a very quiet, reserved individual. I'm very skilled with a sword, incredibly well-mannered and respectful.
Zelda: I am an eloquent princess who is regal and authorative, despite it not being the true me. Even when I am allowed to let loose a little, I'm still a little distant and contained.
Post-Upheaval:
Link: I'm a 100+ year old cryptid with Tony Hawk syndrome who has stabbed not one but TWO world ending calamities in the face. My hair has not been brushed in a hundred years, I eat stuff off the ground, my arm glows sometimes, and I run around bare-ass naked for the hell of it. I'll kill Ganondorf with a stick. I will.
Zelda: I am a 20,000+ year old cryptid and at this point being the goddess reincarnate is the least weird thing about me. I made Link eat a live frog once and I probably have eaten many more, for science. I probably cut my hair with a bokoblin fang. I do my homework at the bottom of a well like a goblin. I ate a rock once. I also willingly stabbed myself in the head with a sword. Ganondorf made a puppet of me that appeared and disappeared randomly saying ominous shit all over Hyrule and nobody questioned it because I'm apparently Just Like That Sometimes. I introduced ancient hylians to the iphone. I will turn myself into a worm. Don't even test me I will turn myself into a worm right now.
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trying to avoid better call saul spoilers is so hard when your dash is filled with kim wexler stans
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i love being aro so fucking much
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it's called the raven cycle bc once you've read it you can't escape it btw
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The best part about naked slenderman is that this could end up being super serious important lore later on but no one is ever gonna take it seriously cause Mike decided to refer to the fucking thing as naked slenderman
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