#but he's just so flustered from sniper actually caring and making something for him

[homkamiro]

The winter is coming

#the fact that canonically sniper can knit omg??? OMG?????? #scout would've said that this skill is pretty damn embarrassing #but he's just so flustered from sniper actually caring and making something for him #spending time on this #spending resources #it just... feels nixe #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet

[worstghost]

a little john price drabble for yall

let me know if you'd want any more, I'm kinda tempted to write something where he teaches the reader a few things ;b

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Price stays back with you one night when the team goes out to celebrate. He can sense that you don't want to be alone, but you didn't really want to go out either. He internally curses himself for being so attuned to your feelings, but it's not something he can help, his heart had just decided it was meant to be soft for you, and you only.

He loved his team, there's no denying that. But this was different. You had joined so young, fresh out of sniper school, bright eyed and bushy tailed. He ached to think that you'd never be that way again, and he could see it now as you two sat in his office, sharing a bottle of scotch, that you were mulling over the mission. He knew the feeling, replaying it, thinking of everything that could have been done differently.

"Kid." He breaks the silence and you glance up at him, "It's not worth stressin' over. Believe me."

You hum and turn your head away, tapping the side of your glass. You weren't actually thinking about the mission. You were caught up in this, alone in your Captains office, sharing his favorite drink, trying to not let it go to your head. You were embarrassed to even think of him this way, but how could you not? He was always so kind to you, always knew what to say.

"I'm not stressing over that." You admit softly, finishing your drink.

Price raises an eyebrow and sits in the chair closest to you, leaning in a bit. "What is it then? Hm?"

You swallow hard, oh god he has to know what you're thinking, right? You can't even look at him. His eyes are too interested in what you have to say, too intense.

He's watching you, noticing the red flushing your cheeks, is it from the alcohol or are you blushing? The thought that he could make you blush feels good.

Professionally he knows it's a bad idea, to get involved with a new young recruit, but personally, he doesn't really care. You're all he can think about. He watches you always, bursting in pride when you succeed on a mission, feeling the slow heat of jealousy creep up when you excitedly hug your teammates after.

But he knows you always look at him after, waiting and wanting for his approval. And all he can do is smile and nod.

And now, you're looking up at him, eyes wide, and you let out a soft 'Captain...' and he can't think of any reason why he shouldn't kiss you.

Luckily, it's not his decision, as you push forward and press yourself against him, connecting your lips.

He hesitates when he sees your lashes start to flutter open, but corrects himself quickly and pulls you back to his mouth, one hand threading through your hair. You're so fucking soft, it shouldn't feel this good, he knows. But how could he say no, it would be cruel to deny you, wouldn't it?

You're not exactly a great kisser, but he can't find it in himself to care, instead he decides to show you how. He moves even closer and tilts your head back into his palm, slipping his tongue between your teeth. The little noise you make is enough to last him a life time.

Only when you pull away to breathe does he think of the consequences. Your lips are pink and swollen and your eyes are glossy, and he fears for a second that you're going to cry.

"I'm sorry... I've only really ever kissed maybe two people. I can't imagine I'm any good." You fluster and touch your lips with gentle fingertips.

Fuck. Of course. You're so young, so shy, you wouldn't have kissed a lot of people. But then that makes him question whether or not you've ever had sex. The thought makes him draw in a ragged breath, like the air was punched from his lungs. It's not his place to ask.

"Love..." He tries to think of where to go from here. He feels guilty almost, for reciprocating so quickly. He should have at least pretended he wasn't interested, right?

Price decides that you've had too much to drink, you're not thinking clearly. As much as it pains him, he has to let you go for now.

He reaches forward and touches the side of your face, huffing when you lean into him. "Listen. I can't put you in this position, come back to me when we haven't been drinking, if it's something you really want."

Your eyebrows draw together and you frown, pulling back. "Oh. You're right, I'm sorry." It's hard to hide the hurt in your expression, and he falters when he sees it. He follows you to the door, one big hand pressed against the small of your back.

You leave with a quiet 'Goodnight, Captain.' And he watches you go.

Price sits down, rubbing his rough palms over his eyes, scratching at his beard. He hopes you come back another time. When you're both a little clearer, when you're certain you want him.

That's all he wants.

#cod #cod mw2 #x reader #imagine #call of duty #mw2 #captain price #john price x reader #john price #drabble #cod imagine

[isaactheterrible]

TF2 Mercs Love Confession Reaction (Acceptance)

(Disclaimer: GN reader, the characters are purely based on my own headcanons and interpretations of their personalitie + She/Her Soldier)

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1.Sniper

-When you confess your feelings for Sniper he doesn't react in any visible way

-He keeps still for a while contemplating his opinions. He likes you but he's not sure if having a relationship is something he wants, due to his profession and all. Plus how does he know that your confession is not just some ploy to get him to put his guard down so you can kill him when he least expects it?

-When he makes up his mind he turns to face you

-"Sure we could go out sometime." He says smiling

-His incredibly suspicious of you when you start to date and does 1263839468 background checks on you

-If you manage to get him to put his guard down and trust you you'll get an adoring, loyal boyfriend who's always willing to stick by your side

2.Demoman

-Demo is suprised when you confess your feelings for him

-He freezes for a few seconds, brain going completely blank and responds to you with a 'huh?'

-Once his brain starts to work again he kisses you and starts to tell you how happy he is

-He immediately starts talking to you about were your first date should be

-He's very excited that you return he's feelings and dives right into a situationship with you

-If you manage to clear the air and get him to settle down he'll probably be one of the most fun boyfriends you'll ever be with

3.Scout

-First things first: Scout is incredibly insecure, alright?

-When you tell him you love him, he doesn't believe you

-While he's incredibly blushful he treats it like a sick joke or platonic flirting gone too far

-When you reassure him that: Yes, you do actually wanna go out with him. His entire demeanor changes

-He goes from nervous to incredibly happy to trying to play it cool within seconds

-When he's alone again he starts chastising himself for how lame he acted around you

-Still he's incredibly happy and has a hard time concentrating on anything

-The two of you start going on dates and are taking it slow cause Scout's inexperienced

-His cute and tries his best to impress you, he still has no idea how he managed to bag you but brags about it constantly

4.Engineer

-When you confess to Engineer he gets so flustered he just straight-up laughs in your face

-It's a habit he has nad it happens everytime he's nervous

-Once He realizes how him laughing at you could be perceived he quickly apologizes and tells you that he'd love to go out with you sometime

-His really blushful and finds it hard to maintain eye-contact

-You eventually leave and he continues with his work, daydreaming with a smile on his face

-The two of you probably start going out and having pretty little dates and Dell puts a lot of effort in making you happy

-Dell dates to marry so keep that in mind when deciding how to act

-Your finally have your own cute little nerdy engineer

5.Heavy

-When you confess to Heavy he simply smiles at you and caresses your head

-"Da, Heavy feels same way"

-He chuckles a little at your Star-Struck expression

-The two of you will probably have lots of library dates

-He is incredibly intelligent and knew you were into him for a while. He's not as oblivious as the others

-He had waited for you to confess first cause he wanted to see of you're brave enough to do it

-Congratulations! You struck gold: A caring, intelligent, loving boyfriend who's the definition of husband-material

6.Soldier

-They second the words leave your mouth Jane tackles you to the floor, engulfing you in a tight hug

-She starts squealing in excitement and talking way too fast, a confession of her own but the words are all mumbled together making it impossible to understand

-She eventually runs out of things to say and simply lays on top of you, happy to finally be yours

-If you don't physically push her off you'll be stuck there until the battle starts, Jane would never miss a battle

-She spends the entire of the battle blowing enemies up and giggling to herself

-Theres no taking things slow with Jane, you two were meant to be and you'll be together for ever and ever and ever

-Just have fun with your adventurous, insane, patriotic all-american girl

7.Medic

-Medic's eyes widen when you confess your love for him

-He stutters a lot when responding to you but he quickly accepts your confession

-After that you both get a little awkward and silence follows

-Your both kinda staring at eachother and the floor until the doctor shakily excuses himself, making up some kind of medical emergency on the spot

-He runs away to lock himself in his office

-Now that he's alone he starts smiling and dancing around the room in excitement, his good mood last the entire day

-They two of you start hanging out with lots of romantic tension, having deep conversations while taking strolls through the battlefield

-If you stick around you get stuck with a very self-centered insane German

8.Spy

-When you confess to Spy his heart starts doing laps around his chest cavity

-You wouldn't be able to tell from his facial expression but he's extremely suprised, you completely caught him off guard

-It takes a few seconds for his brain to fully process what you said but when it does he smiles at you flirtatiously

-While he tries to play it cool he's actually incredibly excited

-He smugly tells you that he could take you out to dinner if you want to be with him so much

-He maintains this careless facade until your out of sight where he cloaks and starts to spin around a little, accidentally ramming into a very confused Demoman in the process

-You two start dating and he takes you on all sorts of fancy dates, trying to impress you while making it seem that that's just how glamorous his life is in general

-It things go well you end up with a smug, rich, frenchie

9.Pyro

-Pyro flinches, physically jumping back in suprise

-They blush and are completely speachless

-Their not sure if they should accept your confession since they're not sure if they want a relationship at the moment

-After about a minute of looking at the floor awkwardly they start nodding

-They hold your hand with both of their gloved hands and continue to nod at you, that's their way of saying they accept your feelings

-You hug them but they don't hug you back, still they enjoy the embrace

-The two of you will start dating casually and things will go from there

-Pyro likes to take things slow so you'll have to be patient, but if you stay you'll get your very own pyromaniac

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#medic #pyro #scout #soldier #sniper #spy #demoman #heavy #engineer #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 jane doe #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 pyro #team fortress heavy #team fortress spy #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #team fortress medic #team fortress demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 headcanons #team fortress comics #team fortress engineer #team fortress headcanons #team fortress soldier

[starsofmilos]

Mood (Adrian Chase x reader)

Request: Hiii agaaiin! How bout something with reader who is part of the 11th streets kids and since they are always saying that Adrian doesn't have emotions one day she gives him one of those rings that changes colors and from then on he doesn't take it off?? Not even when John and Chris said to him its stupid and for kids. He don't care bc it was a gift from heeer. Confession?-🦁

Warnings: cursing, mentions of violence, light making out, and a confession

MaStErLiSt

Your first time meeting Adrian. You didn’t know what to think of him. He was different that was for sure. You weren’t sure if you liked it or not, that was until he brought you a ladybug because he said it reminded him of you. You liked it. 

The man can hold a ladybug so gently while also using a sniper rifle so skillfully. Yeah he was a keeper. He wasn’t yours though. As much as you wanted him to be. There was one thing that confused you though. It was whenever Adrian would say that he didn’t have emotions. 

To you he was the most emotional person you’d ever met. He showed his emotions. Just differently. Everything about him was different. While he didn’t show anger or sadness much and he did have sociopathic tendencies, that didn’t mean he was a complete robot like he paints himself out to be.

Adrian just doesn’t really understand his emotions. That’s the conclusion you came too. Since joining the team, you and him have grown quite close to each other. You had seen him outside of the group and hung out with him at least four times out of the week. 

He was special to you.

So you hated hearing him say he doesn’t feel anything like a regular person. You hated even more how everyone on the team agreed with him. Chris always said he was crazy. While John would say he was weird. Emilia and Adebayo never stood up for him. Everyone but you, thought Adrian Chase didn’t have emotions. 

You were determined to prove them wrong and on a small shopping trip because the only times you seem to be able to relax is your once a month treat yourself day at the mall. You finally found what you were looking for. It had costed a good twenty bucks, but the quality wasn’t bad. Hopefully Adrian would like it too. 

You walked in excitedly the next day with a huge grin on your face. “Adrian!” He had arrived before you with Chris. “Oh hey Y/N-” You grabbed his hand dragging him to one of the back rooms. Adrian gave you a small quizzical look, while everyone else looked at you confused. 

“I got you a gift and wanted to give it to you in private.” You smiled a bit at him after closing the door handing him the small gift bag. “Oh..really?” You nodded. “I hope you like it. I saw it and thought of you.” 

Adrian grinned tearing the bag opened. He looked confused seeing a small ring box. You smiled opening it for him sliding the ring on his finger. “I’m glad it fits!” “What is it?” His eyes widened seeing the ring turn a maroon pink. 

“You’re flustered?” You chuckled a bit. “What?” Adrian glanced up at you. “No I am not-” “Yes you are!” “I don’t know what you’re talking about-” “It’s a mood ring.” “What?”

“A mood ring. It changes colors based on your emotions. Maroon is flustered, Red is angry, Blue is sad, Teal is neutral, Yellow is happy, Green is envy,Purple is horny and Pink is love.” You smiled as Adrian smiled looking down at it. “Thanks..” 

“I got it to show you that you do feel things Adrian.” You kissed his cheek softly before walking out. Adrian grinned looking down at the ring. It was pink. He nodded at it. “Sounds about right.” 

Adrian was just as obsessed with you as you were with him. No one had ever treated him as nice as you do and it was refreshing to have someone who cared enough to buy him an actual gift. You gave them this. You thought of him.

Instead of buying something for yourself. You went out of your way to get him something. He smiled seeing the ring turn yellow. “Cool...” He walked out keeping a grin on his face. You smiled seeing the ring yellow. 

You didn’t think Adrian would like it as much as he did. He never took it off. Like never. Even in his Vigilante suit, he wore the ring under his gloves. It confused you a bit. You wouldn’t have thought he’d grow so attached with it, but whenever you tried to take it off. Adrian would push your hand away smiling before telling you no.

No one on the team had noticed, well Harcourt did, but she didn’t really care to mention it. One night at the bar though. Chris finally noticed. “Dude what the hell is that yellow thing on your hand?” John looked at it. “Dude when the hell did you get married? It’s on your ring finger.” 

Adrian looked down. “It’s a mood ring! It says what my mood is. Right now it’s yellow because I am happy.” Chris laughed a bit. “What are you thirteen?” John asked him. “Only thirteen year old wear and believe those shits.” You looked down a bit sad by their reaction. He noticed.

“For your information, this was a gift from Y/N. And I absolutely love it. If that makes me a fucking kid then so be it. I don’t care if kids wear this shit because to me it means more than that.” 

You smiled seeing the ring turn red. He was angry they made fun of something you got him. “I don’t care what you guys think anyways.” Chris nodded. “Alright dude chill.” Adrian smiled, “I am chill.” You snorted a bit as Adrian grabbed your hand under the table. 

“I got it for him because you fuckers are always saying Adrian doesn’t feel things.” You chuckled a bit as they all shared a glance to Adrian who looked at you softly.

He loved you.

“Alright you were right then Y/N.” You smiled holding his hand back. “Damn right I was.” 

The next day, you rose out of bed excited to spend your day off binging some horror movies and ordering a pizza for yourself. You decided to shower first wanting to wash the night before away. It was a fun night, but you wanted to feel refreshed. 

After your shower, you scavenged your kitchen for food before jumping hearing a knock on your door. Humming you opened the door tilting your head seeing Adrian stand there. “Hey sunshine!” You smiled hearing him. “Hey what are you doing here?” 

“I was in the neighborhood so I figured come by to see my favorite person.” “Come on in. What’s the box for?” Adrian grinned handing it to you. “I got you a gift.” “You did?” He nodded. “Really?..” 

“Yup. Open it!” You sat with him on your couch. You gasped a bit seeing a small box. “You got me a mood ring so I wanted to get you something too.” It was a necklace with a small ring hanging from it. 

“I figured you wouldn’t wanna wear an actual ring and it’s not the best necklace I know it’s not-” You jumped hugging Adrian. “This is the best gift I’ve ever received. Thank you Adrian..” He smiled hugging you back. This was new. He didn’t get many hugs. He loved this. He didn’t wanna let you go. 

You smiled feeling his arms tighten around you. “You smell nice..” “I just showered..” You laughed a bit pulling away. Now would be the best time to say how you felt. You really wanted too..Maybe Adrian felt the same..

“I should get going. Peacemaker and I planned on going and blowing some stuff up..” “Oh. Okay thanks for the necklace.” You unlatched it putting it on around your neck. “Thank you Adrian. I really do like it.” Adrian smiled standing up. “Alright. I gotta head out.” 

You smiled nodding. Adrian stopped by the door turning around to see you fondly staring at the necklace. “Fuck it.” Adrian went to you yanking you to his chest before bending down. “I’m gonna kiss you.” Your eyes widened at his words as he crashed his mouth against yours.

You gasped before moaning a bit as he pushed his tongue into your mouth. You wrapped your arms around his neck grabbing the back of his hair. Adrian groaned a bit pulling away with a smile as you both panted. “Where the hell did that come from?”

“So I like you...and was wondering if maybe sometime you’d like to go out?” Adrian asked apprehensively. He was nervous. His mood ring was maroon. He was flustered. 

“Yeah I’d really like that. I’ve liked you for a long time Adrian.” Adrian kissed you again tightly holding you. You panted a bit as he moved his kisses to his neck. “I thought you’d take me to dinner first before trying to get in my pants.” 

Adrian groaned. “I can’t help it. You’re so hot..” You smiled as Adrian kissed you again. You laughed seeing the ring on his finger a mixture of yellow and purple.

“Adrian I know you were gonna hang with Chris, but what if you stood here and I order a pizza and a movie along with some making out-“

“I don’t have to hang out with him. He’ll understand!” Adrian pushed you to the couch with a laugh.

#adrian chase #fanfiction #adrian chase x reader #adrian chase x you #vigilante fanfiction #vigilante peacemaker #vigilante x reader #fanfic #peacemaker #adrian chase peacemaker

[leorawright]

Hellooo, it's around that Christmas time (personally I prefer Halloween, which is y'all favorite holiday?) and thought I might send a request for the tf2 mercs.

Mistletoe. The best friend of any romantic partners during Christmas time.

So, imagine s/o setting up a plan to get the mercs under the Mistletoe and steal a kiss.

Thought to keep it nice and simple, just making the mercs embarrassed/flustered when their s/o steals a kiss under the Mistletoe.

People more clever and observant like Spy and Medic might notice s/o trying to get them under it, but just going with it because they love them so much and it's cute.

(listen I'm a sucker for getting big strong boys turning into an flustered mess over people they care about alright?)

Yessssd mistletoe mercs!

Mercs and Mistletoe

Scout

He never noticed the mistletoe so your kiss certainly surprised him

Oh lord help him if you cup his face too he'll frickin melt in your hands

After the kiss though his face is bright red after he realizes what happened and he'll mumble that you could've just asked for a kiss but his smile shows that he enjoyed the kiss

Soldier

He yelps and leaps backwards after you kiss him

It's not that he didn't want a kiss it's just that you surprised him

He'll quickly try to hide his blush and claim you could've asked for a kiss and quickly kisses you again before speed walking away to hide his blush

Demoman

His face instantly flushes and he let's out a little giggle

His rule is that if you kiss him then he gets to kiss you so expect another kiss quickly after yours

Demo doesn't mind that the kiss was because of mistletoe and he actually though the idea was pretty cute

Pyro

They actually noticed the mistletoe and are eager to be under it because they've seen it in their Christmas books

And since they're so excited it's likely they'll press the front of their gas mask to your cheek before you can kiss them

They seem to notice your disappointment and shyly apologize before letting you kiss them

Heavy

He's noticed the mistletoe but he doesn't want to ruin your fun so he pretends he hadn't saw it

Even though he knew it was coming that didn't stop the blush on his face when you pull him down so you can kiss him

And plus seeing the smile on your face afterwards is worth pretending to not notice

Medic

If he was rambling about something to you it's more than likely he didn't actually notice

Which makes it all the more surprising when you lean over and kiss him

Trying to keep up his suave personality despite the red blush covering his face he'll just chuckle and kiss you back (still not noticing the mistletoe lol)

Sniper

You might've acci killed him whoops

He nearly faints from the heat of his blush after you kiss

He doesn't do too good with surprises but at least this time he isn't dead

He also really wants to kiss you back but he's in a little too much shock for that

Spy

Oh yeah, he's noticed

He's also avoided it a lot just to see you pout

But he decides to go along before you kill him

As soon as you kiss him he's kissing back

He'll act all cocky about it but he does have a blush rising on the tips of his ears but you'll never know that

#tf2 x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 spy x reader #tf2 pyro x reader

[plant-guy-writes]

Deceive Inc x reader headcanons

This is my first time writing anything fic wise so sorry for any bad spelling or grammar. Feedback is appreciated, have a good one!!

Your job is a simple one, on paper anyway, you hunted down contracts for the spies that work with you and serve as a handler to all the agents employed by deceive inc. Over time you’ve built up a good relationship with them, kinda have to with your line of work anyway .

Squire (Rupert Reid)

Rupert was quite anxious when he first started working as a spy but with some help from the now unfortunately missing Knight and you he settled in easily enough to his role as an espionage expert.

The kindness that you gave out so freely had the poor English man a stuttering flustered mess when speaking to you. The smoothness of your voice often resulted in him tripping over himself to meet your standards without a moment of hesitation.

He often would grab some flowers or even chocolates for you on his way out after a successful heist before dutifully presenting them to you alongside the briefcase with his head held high much like a happy go lucky puppy.

Chaves (Ethan Chaves)

When Ethan first met you he was kind but distant not wanting to cross any professional boundaries, similarly he doesn’t want his daughter to think he was replacing her late mother with you.

Overtime however he would warm up to you as a result of your patience, cere and over all kindness. You would often check in on him, ask about his daughter and offer him time off whenever he may need it to care for her. He could feel himself falling and fast.

When on missions Ethan is laser focused to ensure he makes no mistakes and thus upset you. Gift wise he would offer sweet and savoury foods in exchange for nothing, but your continued support and joy.

Ace (Tamar Zaken)

The crack shot sniper was respectful but neutral to you in the beginning of your work relationship, Tamar was a mercenary before joining deceive inc she prioritises her prestige within the world of espionage more then her willingness to make friends.

Over time your endless patience and determination to have a bond with all agents that you work with finally got to the calculated sniper. It was a surprise to even herself. It seemed almost too sudden to her but she did not have the heart to stop this blossoming future.

While on the clock Zaken would watch out for things she believes you would like, food, drinks and flowers. She would not present such gifts to you in person, however, instead stashing them within your office so that she may maintain her aloof reputation among other agents.

Cavalière (Florence Jacques)

The globe trotting investigator met you with suspicion when she was first introduced to you, not out of malicious intent but simply habit. Florence has seen some of the world worst people that hid behind the kindest of masks.

Over time and with a bit of snooping that you totally didn’t know about she came to trust and appreciate you. You’re voice acting as a anchor in intense situations as you worked to guide her through missions, you’re patience, and willingness to listen to her rumblings and theories helped to solidify to her that there was something there that the pair of you could build on, with time.

As she would go about her missions around the world she would grab trinkets and take photos that she believes you would like as she knows you unfortunately can’t go out much with your work, being responsible for the other agents is a time consuming job after all.

Madame Xiu

The snake loving woman with so meany secrets that even deceive inc doesn’t know her whole story was on the defensive when she first met you, her fangs sharp and ready to kill should you step out of line.

However over time she came to appreciate just how much you actually do for both her and her fellow agents, no matter how much venom she spat out you, you met her with kindness but a firm stance, unwavering determination and a genuine smile.

Madame Xiu will die before she would let anyone think the serpent had been tamed by some simple office worker, but it was the case for one and only one person, you. Gift wise the lady in green offers you the finest jewels and gems she can find whilst out on missions, only for her to never give them to you publicly but instead place them delicately within your office along side some fine green and yellow flowers. A silent reminder that she is always there, working to keep you safe.

Larcin (Francois Claudet)

Francois upon first meeting you was painfully flirtatious, doing everything he could to distract you from his attempts at gaining some kind of advantage over you. However this stopped the moment you put your foot down, your unwavering and stern voice overcame your gentle tone leaving him on edge but impressed.

With time the french thief would come to realise just how much he actually cared for you, from your entertaining stories to help fill the void on slow missions to how you would without hesitation scold him for stealing when not on the clock, it showed him that you weren’t just some faceless pencil pusher sat behind a desk but instead a person with so much character, character he himself wants to grow with.

Francois would gift you the finest of garments and Jewels from across the world, that he totally didn’t steal from the target and them modifying to fit you don’t be ridicules! He would willingly present the gift to you with the same demeanour as a cat, elegant and so very showy, never the less it is genuine even if it’s hard to tell sometimes.

Red (Selena Ivaneko)

The master manipulator with a hunger for power stared off your profession relationship with bang. Playing up her seductress act and toning down her more abrasive attitudes in a bid to gain some leverage over you. This, unfortunately for her, failed. You got a bit of a laugh out of her attempts at a power grab before firmly telling her to not do that again as you are her handler, not pray.

Her opinion of you improved with time, you saw through the ruse,saw Selena not Red, you saw how hard she worked to complete her missions, how hard she worked to be the best of the best and how exhausting it was for her to play femme fatale all the time. Instead of capitalising on a potential weakness, you worked to make her job easier and less taxing were you could, off the clock you would invite her to relax with you and do something Selena wanted nor something Red needed, and because of that she fell hard.

She would scour mission sites for the finest gifts to give to you, clothes, flowers, jewels anything she thinks you would want she would get. Often using her manipulative abilities to convince others to assistance such things, all so she can present them to you with a tired smile and a request for some time off.

Hans (Hans Moritz)

The former super villain’s suave personality results in him, often flirting the you out of habit. It often resulted in the German becoming distracted during briefings but you put up with it, after all he wasn’t the worst to look at.

When Hans was first brought into deceive inc he experienced to be met with a indifferent, rude or cruel handler but instead he was met with a kind, gentle and patient handler that encouraged his eccentricities to a manageable degree.

He would often gather fancy Whiskey, Wines and Gins to give to you. If asked by anyone he says it’s to gain your trust so that he may escape and regain his criminal empire in actuality he just wants to be closer to you.

#gender neutral reader #deceive inc #deceive inc x reader #squire #red #Hans #chaves #ace #cavalière #Madame Xiu #Larcin #male reader

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

The most embarrassing thing that happened in front of their crush (s/o) yep, this is my first writing post hope you enjoy :)) (It is so long but you know what. Today was a good day so why not a long post. Just saying but my second post is probably not this long...)

*By there is a bit of blood mentioned in medic's part. Just a bit tho*

Scout (by way I got inspired by this person aprofessionalwithoutstandards post about scouts baseball so yeah credit)

Boy oh boy. Scout is definetly the type to try to impress their crush (s/o) But, not all attemps are successful most are not but. Welp, that is exactly what happened he tried to impress his baseball skill. He said that he would hit all of them. But instead missed all of them infront of the whole team. Demo and spy were laughing like never before and the crush (s/o) was standing their silently. (from that event forward he practiced at least 5 min a day to impress his crush yet again)

Solider

Okay. This man has probobaly never felt embaressed by anything before lol. But he has felt a tiny bit embarrsed before. It was probably when their crush saw him practicing giving order and stuff infront of the mirror in his room. The crush just walked in, stare and smile a bit and apologized then left. Once he saw his crush again that day there was a small but clear bit of pink on his checks.

Pyro

Another merc that has never really been embarrassed by something. By there was one time when they felt a bit embarrassed to hold their s/o hands for the first time. They were like 80% happy to hold hand but 20% nervous and shy since it was the first time, but after that, it was 100% confidence >:))

Engineer

welpwelpwelp. He has probably the second place for the most embarrassing moments lol. There are too many but one of the most embarrassing is when he tried to show his crush with a particular machine he made...only for them to blow up infront of his crush. Look it was a bad robot day or something Crush did not mind and helped him clean up the little mess. His heart melted seeing how wholesome and nice. Overall, there was no serious injury but from that day he definitely tested them out before showing. (he is not much of a show-off but still wants to share his creation sometimes)

Heavy yes are lovely big bear (*´▽｀*)

(This one was a bit hard.) This big boy I shall say has one of the least amounts of time being embarrassed like comparing to Scout. It is because whenever he is around his crush he very careful. I mean like really careful and calm. Before he talks to his crush, he steps back and thinks for a good 10 seconds if it is a good and nice conversation. Just really being a soft bear to make sure his crush is comfortable around him. The more time you spend with him the more he will relax talking with you.

Demoman

Okay about him...he has probably done a few embarrassing things but he is too drunk to remember. So only his crush will only be able to remember them if his crush asks about them he can just deny them saying that they are drunk instead lol. So yep let`s just he does have a few but will forever be a secret :<

Sniper

Okokokokok. Um...he is also like heavy but instead of actually being calm and careful he kinda messes up...sometimes. Even the slightest touch or affection from his crush can blow up his heart lol. He does get flustered a lot but.....not really embarrassed. He is way too careful, for anything embarrassing to happen. Whenever he is really flustered he will blush like mad luckily the hat of his can protect his cute tomato face. 🍅\(*´▽｀*\) tomato time~

Medic (this was hard to write damn)

This handsome man is practically impossible to do embarrassing. But..........he has accidentally bit his tongue while talking to his crush. Onetime he was intensely talking to his crush and then boom *ouch* he bit his tongue really hard and he bled just a bit. Not gonna lie it was a bit hot Anyway that day s/o treated him really nice and helped his recovery and even made some fruit jelly for him. Fruit jelly is nice He is thinking of intentionally biting his tongue next time but anyway...

Spy (finally... damn this post is so long anyway enjoy~)

Ah yes. Fancy man. This fancy man has done embarrassing things but has hidden them all successfully (yey mission accomplished) Oh noo but there is one thing that he cannot hide, yep ladies and gentlemen it is snort laughing! lol, He just can't help it, when his crush is around he can't help but laugh at how cute the crush is. aww Aaaaaannnnd guess what his crush knows he is a tiny bit embarrassed and insecure about his laugh but they dont want him to stop the snort laugh tho it is too cute. So for now they will not tease or mention about that cute laugh :))

Hope you enjoyed it! Sorry for being so long just wanna let you know that not all my posts are going to be this long. Today I was free so I just wrote a lot so don`t have too many expectations~! Sorry for the spelling error...there is probably a lot but I try to find as many as I can :(( Hope this was okay for the first try... Have a good day :)

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 spy x reader

[dearestones]

Families Reacting When Iceland Dates the Immortal! Teenage! Reader Headcanons

Warnings: Fluff. 

@specialspaniard Request: what if the immortal teen reader from the FACE family AU and Iceland started dating? Yanno cause they be hanging out a lot when each of their families are busy? How do you think each family would react? I feel like Norway and England would be conflicted because on one hand, them themselves are friends and our happy their “kids” get along. But also are hesitant since yanno they are protective of them too

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FACE FAMILY

America

Big Brother Mode ™ activated. 

It’s not like he distrusts Iceland (they actually have some neat relations over the course of their history), but you’re young and a new addition to the family. If it was like… Seychelles or New Zealand dating Iceland, then that it would be fine, but you’re you! You’re immortal, for sure, but you’re also a young teenager! Aren’t teenagers' brains too young to process serious relationships like this?

… yeah, Iceland technically has a teenage mindset, but come on! You really want to hang out with Mr. Icy Hot? He’s not even cool like Todoroki!

Okay, he won’t go undercover whenever you and Iceland go out on dates. 

In all seriousness, though, America does have a sit down with you just to gauge how comfortable you are with dating Iceland. He stresses that if you ever have any problems with the Nordic Nation, that you should come to him first so that he can have words with him. 

And no, he won’t explain what he means by “having words”.

As time passes, America generally relaxes and chills. In all honesty, the whole overprotective act was just that—an act. He just wants to show that he cares about you and that there are options in case things don’t turn out the way you expect.

America respects Iceland, but if something happens to you on his watch… Let’s just say America won’t be pleased and leave it at that. 

Canada

Canada may be rather chill when compared to his southern counterpart, but he is just as willing to throw hands if Iceland does something untoward. (While America goes barrelling in, guns blazing, Canada is perched on a rooftop somewhere with a sniper rifle). 

Other than the initial questioning of when and where you’ll meet for your date, Canada will leave you to it. 

He's very easygoing and isn't likely to butt into your business too often. However, if he sees you after one of your dates and you just happen to look too pleased with yourself or too happy, he can and will tease you. He means nothing by it, he just wants to fluster you (and maybe get some information about your relationship).

Besides France, he's one of the best people to come to when it comes to asking for relationship advice. Unlike America, Canada will take this job very seriously. His advice is often aided by his own experiences in romance and what he has observed from watching others. While most of his advice stems from honest and open communication, he will also tell you to make sure to be yourself and to not play games with Iceland.

If Iceland does hurt you in any way, he will first make sure you're okay and then go after the Nordic Nation. (Besides, we all know America will get first dibs).

England

England is above and over the stars for you. He's had his fair share of history with the Nordic Nations, but nowadays, he knows that they are an all right bunch. (Darling, did you know that Norway sends me a Christmas tree every year because I helped rescue him in World War II?)

He's not surprised it's Iceland. The both of you had been hanging out together whenever there were international meetings and the both of you were rather close in mental age as well. It made sense and Iceland is a relatively nice young man. Could you have done better? Perhaps, but that is a story for another time.

England won't stop you from dating Iceland, he's basically encouraging it, but he will advise you to make sure that you don't always prioritize Iceland over everything else. That means that if you're still in school, academics should be near the top of the list. Furthermore, family activities should be attended unless you ask for permission otherwise.

Many Nations would assume that England would be the tough, strict parent who would always deter his children from seeking love, and they would be right if it had been centuries ago, but England has long since embraced children who are rebellious and he's a bit of a rebel himself.

That said, he trusts you to do the right thing.

(He also knows that young children like you sometimes get into trouble, but that's unavoidable).

He's lenient as most strict parents can get, but is quick to reprimand you if you step too far out of line.

France

France is all for romance! He's been pushing some of his former colonies and his closest colleagues into spicing up his love lives, but it seems like all he had to do was focus his attention on you. Of course, there are a few stipulations that he will make known to you.

Yes, if you are wondering, it's France who is the parent who's actually a little more stern and practical when it comes to love.

Even though he's the love capital of the world, he knows how tricky and terrible love can be. He's had his fair share of human lovers and while you are immortal... many, if not all, of his human lovers weren't. He knows the heartbreak and the pain that accompanied all of his lost loves. He knows, like all Nations know, what it's like to love another being just like you, only to be backstabbed by conflicting interests and changes in the fact that Nations can never truly be together for too long.

Humans are just as fickle creatures with each other. It's one thing to try and protect you from those of your own kind—even those who aren't immortal as you. It's quite another trying to warn you that the affection Iceland has for you may not be permanent.

It's the saddest and most ironic thing—France loves romance, and is entranced by the idea of love. However, even he knows that love is a powerful thing that can be wielded with both good or bad intentions. If he could shield you from its effects for just a little while longer, then he would.

France would never admit it, but it takes a long lecture from England and nagging from America and Canada to be a little less uptight about love and romance when it comes to you.

To be sure, he's happy that you're happy, but he's not sure how long that will last.

NORDIC FAMILY

Denmark 

His little bro finally has a partner??? That's so awesome!

Denmark has always worried over his favorite little brother for the most trivial things. Really, these trivial things could range from Iceland's mortgage, to his GDP, and all the way to his love life. Let it never be said that Denmark doesn't care about his brothers!

Anyway, Denmark didn't realize that Iceland was dating you until Norway told him that Iceland won't be having dinner with the rest of the Nordics because he's out with you.

Overjoyed is always a word to use when talking about Denmark, but now more so than ever is appropriate.

He'll tell Iceland all the little cool tips and tricks he's used to seduce past lovers—to which Norway ends up laughing in that deadpan manner of his and Iceland wishes that he had gotten out of this situation faster.

Denmark is the first person in both families to take cute photos of the both of you while you weren't expecting it. He's also the first person to get a hold of his social media accounts and start the first posts and comment threads to get the hype about his favorite couple ever.

Finland

Finland finds the whole thing cute!

He loves the idea of romance and is keen on finding love as well.

He's one of the more outspoken of the Nordics whenever he's pleased by something, so when he knows that Iceland is dating you—and he just knows, call it an instinct of his and his possession of great observational skills—he starts squealing about it. If Iceland or yourself had been hoping to keep things a secret, it's kind of hard when Finland begins gushing about how cute the two of you are together.

Right away, he starts asking if he can chaperone your dates, give you some great date ideas, and what do you mean I can't help you out and that I'm being weird, Iceland? Aww, someone's being so cute and adorable when stressed and flustered!

Don't worry, Finland won't tease Iceland or yourself for too long. Happiness is a wonderful feeling and he wants to hold onto that sensation of young love for a while longer.

Iceland

Iceland is... Iceland.

On one hand, he's really happy that you asked him out.  (Yes, he was too shy and nervous to ask you out, but he was going to! Honest!). On the other hand, he now has to contend with the fact that the feelings he has harbored for you for so long are now out in the open.

Back when it was just the two of you hanging out together, it had been easier. All he had to do was be around you and listen to what you had to say, relax to the sound of your laughter, and bask in your smile. He hasn't always reciprocated positively, he knows that, but he will always treasure your friendship from those small stolen moments in between conferences.  

It's selfish of him to want to keep your relationship a secret, but he yearns for it.

For your dates, he often tries to go to places that he thinks he'll impress you. Because his island is so small and population tiny, he thinks that he'll always fall short of your expectations. Often, he'll start the date with so much anxiety and self-loathing, that he'll come across as unwelcoming and not wanting to actually date you. Luckily for himself and you, you already know how moody he can get.

So, whenever he gets too withdrawn or too blustery with pent up anxiety, all you have to do is look him in the eyes and tell him upfront that everything is going to be okay.

He'll never admit it, but it's obvious that he thinks very little of himself. He's always behind the times, he feels like he sounds strange whenever he speaks his language, and he feels like no one thinks he has a lot of tourists. So why would you like someone like him?

It takes many dates and many conversations of vulnerability, but eventually, Iceland becomes a lot more freer in how he feels around you and he becomes more confident in your shared relationship.

That doesn't mean that he wants his brothers to relentlessly hound him for information.

Norway

Silence has always been Norway's strong suit and he's just as observant as well. He may not be the first Nordic to notice just how much Iceland cares about you, but he will definitely be the first to call Iceland out on it.

It starts out about comments about the way you look, the way you light up when he enters the room... that sort of thing. Iceland will tell him to cut it out and Norway will stop... for a while.

As the designated big brother of Iceland, he can be a bit overprotective at times, but at the end of the day, he truly cares and wants what's best for him. When Iceland starts dating you, he immediately takes you aside before one of those dates and asks you questions about your intentions with him, not to hurt Iceland, all of those things that older brothers say when there's a love interest involved. For a moment, you almost believe that Norway is being menacing, but in reality, he's mainly teasing and if you look between the lines, he's congratulating the both of you for creating a relationship together.

He'll try to stay out of your relationship, but he definitely has talks with England from time to time.

Sweden

You would think that it was Finland who first noticed the attraction between Iceland and yourself, but it was actually Sweden. Silent and stoic, the both of you didn't notice that he had been watching the both of you sneak out at almost the same time between meetings whenever both of your families happen to be around.

It had taken a number of meetings and coincidences, but Sweden put two and two together far quicker than both Norway and Finland combined.

When Finland eventually tells Sweden about the budding romance between the two of you, Sweden pretends to be surprised. That is to say, he makes his eyes look a little wider than normal and he says, "Oh?"

Finland sees right through Sweden's mischievous ploy, but plays along anyway.

He's a quiet presence, but one who is comforting. Out of all the Nordics, aside from Norway, Iceland feels the most comfortable telling Sweden how he feels most about the situation.

As for you, Sweden respects that you respect and understand Iceland. Not only that, but you push Iceland to grow and evolve his shell, so that's another plus for you in his book. Sweden will open up to you and even show off his mischievous side when you get to know him better.

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[ohworm-writes]

so, since there seems to be a lack in fluff for our favorite masked badass, here are some fluffy headcanons for none other than Sniper Mask!!

Sniper Mask Boyfriend Headcanons

high-rise invasion/tenkuu shinpan masterlist

he totally has naturally cold hands

he likes to run them under your shirt at random periods just to mess with you

he gives you his blazer when you get cold, 100%, you cannot change my mind on this

has a fixation with your hands

he’ll play with them when your cuddling lots

he traces random patterns on your skin when you cuddle

moves his mask up just enough to give you kisses

protective over you

gets anxious when he doesn’t have an eye on you

and on the chance that you're lost or in danger

oh man-

he would tear apart everything and everyONE just to find you

when he finds you, you’re gonna be trapped in his arms for a good couple of hours

he takes his mask off in front of you without a care in the world

the first time he did it, you were shocked

and he kinda looked at you like “are you gonna eat or what?”

would kill an angel that comes near you without a second thought

makes SURE you’d never turn into an angel

he’s always careful when he takes off his own mask that you don’t see the back of it

he’s scary good at flirting

can get you flustered EASY

adores pick up lines, even the stupid ones, cause they always get a smile out of you

loves when you mess with his hair

he’ll even start dozing off during it

has a habit of humming

songs? random tunes? whatever. you’ll just hear him start humming out of nowhere

its honestly adorable

teaches you how to shoot his rifle

he makes sure to hold your hand when the two of you go over the suspension bridges

for your sake, and his

peppers your face with kisses whenever he gets the chance

makes it his #1 goal to make sure that you and Kuon get along

calls you “princess” (in private)

likes when you trace your fingers over the scar on his face

probably met you after Kuon brought him out of the hibernation process

didn’t trust you at first, but that changed later on

now he’s a huge simp for you 

would actually be a really good cook

is genuinely terrified that something might happen to you

puts his hat on your head from time to time

puts his hat over his eyes when he sleeps

not big into PDA cause he’s scared he’s endangering your safety

but he makes up for it in private

LOVES dancing with you

he likes to hug you from behind

falls asleep really easily (that is, when he DOES sleep. wait- does he sleep?????)

he gives you tons of forehead kisses

overall, a gentleman and a softie <3

feel free to add some more if you want! sorry if they’re a bit OOC, this main just gives me HUGE brain rot and i love him <3

#sniper mask #sniper mask x reader #high rise invasion x reader #tenkuu shinpan x reader #x reader #yuka makoto #yuka makoto x reader #headcannons #high rise invasion headcannons #fluff

[tf2-hellhole]

Could I request some headcanons for what the mercs would be like crying in front of their s/o? Or what it would take to get them to?

Scout:

It’d have to take him getting really, really angry or frustrated. Typically the only things that will push him this far are embarrassing himself really badly, losing a match, or somebody insulting him about something that he’s really sensitive about (like his lack of a dad, or if they tore him down about his appearance).

When he cries, he runs off somewhere to sit in a dark corner and bury his face in his knees, because he doesn’t want anyone to see him. When you come to see if he’s alright, he yells at you to leave, but makes no physical effort to force you. He still doesn’t do anything when you wrap your arms around him; in fact, after a while, the tension in his body leaves and he kinda slumps into your arms, burying his face in your chest or shoulder.

Soldier:

Solly is a person that you’d never expect to cry. Typically, he never does, because insults go over his head and he typically just demolishes a punching bag when he’s emotional. But he can come incredibly distraught when thinking about his early experiences in war.

When he feels like he’s about to cry, he locks himself in his room. He’d get angry at anyone who knocks on his door, except you, of course. When you knock, he opens the door wordlessly and captures you in a tight hug. He holds you close and buries his face in your shoulder, almost like an upset toddler. Usually, he’s never been able to talk about things that make him upset without getting brushed off, so getting held and being allowed to talk things out makes him feel a lot better.

Pyro:

I can’t really imagine Pyro as being much of a crier????? Like, maybe they’d cry if you were really upset with them, but that’s about it.

I guess that when they cry, they typically just sit by themselves, softly but audibly sniffling under the mask. If you ask them what’s wrong, they don’t answer, but if you come close, they’ll rest their head on your shoulder and tightly grip your hand. They’re back to normal in a few hours, but they don’t wanna talk about the crying and will disregard it if you bring it up.

Demo:

If he’s drunk, he constantly cries over things that are often random and unimportant. When he’s sober, he usually gets frustrated or angry rather than sad, so he’d only cry about something huge like losing his mom. Also, he’s quite touch and affection starved, so give him gentle affection when he’s upset or stressed- might make him get emotional and tear up a lot.

The way he gets emotional when he receives affection is actually quite cute. He’s big on affection and initiates it 99.9% of the time, so it’s a surprise to him that you would actively seek out affection from him and initiate it. He gets a little flustered and has the cutest nervous smile, but he melts into your arms and cuddles close like a happy cat, puts his head on your shoulder, and wipes his eye and cheek behind your back.

Heavy:

Heavy likes to present himself like he doesn’t get scared or sad or upset, but he does, he just hides it and uses healthy ways of coping or releasing emotion. So it’s very rare for him to cry, especially around other people, even his family. It’d have to take something extremely impactful, like the loss of a family member, to make him cry in front of other people.

When he cries, he does it quietly and by himself. When you find him by accident, he says nothing and just looks away, but he doesn’t try to stop you when you approach him. You reach up and touch his cheeks wordlessly, acknowledging that he clearly doesn’t want to talk. He only looks up at you for a moment before pulling you into a gentle hug, taking in the warmth and comfort of your body.

Engineer:

I don’t actually think Engineer is much of a crier either? His emotions probably come out as anger and frustration (which is obviously never taken out on you). I can imagine that he might cry after losing a loved one. And he’s a very patient and well-tempered person, but I think a very, very long string of failures with inventions might make him angry-cry.

When you find him crying, he wipes his eyes and hangs his head, refusing to look at you. But when you approach him and try to comfort him, he weakly complies and lets himself get wrapped in a hug. If you ask him to, he rants his heart out. Once he calms down, he pulls away, wipes his eyes again, and gives you a weak smile, clearly grateful for the comfort. “Look at me, moping and crying like a child,” he says with a soft, breathless chuckle.

Medic:

Saying that Medic’s childhood was rough is an understatement. He tends to ignore that part of his life and doesn’t talk about it/won’t ever elaborate, but sometimes he can’t avoid bad dreams and scary memories. They tend to stress him out a lot and take him back to the roughest events of his life, so of course he tends to cry after one of these flashbacks.

When he has these memories, he tends to hole up in his lab or his quarters, as it often comes with a bad mental crash. Another mercenaries had mentioned that he seemed out of it earlier, so you went to go check on him, and you found him an exhausted and miserable mess. He immediately crushed you in a hug, crying into your shoulder or cheek. Your body’s warmth and your voice really helps ground him and calm him down. Over a little while, he relaxes a bit and practically melts into you, maybe even falling asleep, but not before he manages to softly thank you for staying with him and comforting him.

Sniper:

Sniper doesn’t seem like much of a crier, and he’s typically not. But he spent a lot of time crying his eyes out until alcohol made him numb in the first few months after his parents’ death. And, like Demo, a lot of affection could easily make him emotional and cry a little because he’s so unbelievably touch starved.

One time, you find him in his quarters (no I don’t think he lives in the van), clearly having a bad day. You sit down next to him and stroke his back, asking him whats wrong. “Nothin’. Just a long day,” he responds weakly. When you reach up to touch his face and comfort him, he jumps a bit in surprise, being unused to people touching his face, but he leans into your hand and closes his eyes. For a moment, you didn’t even realize he was starting to cry, but he sniffles loudly and his eyes are wet when he opens them. He still gives you a soft smile, grateful for the comfort.

Spy:

Basically never cries because he’s excellent at bottling up every emotion he feels and acting like everything is okay. Even losing a loved one wouldn’t make him cry, but that doesn’t mean that he’s not absolutely traumatized and heartbroken; He just doesn’t show it externally. The only thing that could make him cry is a loved one trying to help him improve his mental state- of course, letting out his feelings is an incredibly important part. He strongly resists their attempts for a long time, but seeing how worried they are about him and how much they care makes him fall apart.

He just randomly starts crying in the middle of a conversation about you trying to help him mentally heal. Like, all of a sudden, he buries his face in his hand and sniffles softly. He lets you hug and comfort him, but he hides his face out of shame as he silently sobs into his hand.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 x reader #tf2 imagines #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x you #tf2 x s/o #tf2 x y/n #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy

[doopy-n-loopy]

Yan!TF2 × reader headcannons (SFW and NSFW)

// obsessive tendancies, mentions of violence, blood, sexual themes, noncon

[SFW]

Let's start with the defense classes

Defense:

Demoman

Deffo didn't admit that he loved you

Tbh he probably blamed it on his drunkenness

But dude you're always drunk

I mean seriously if he sobers up he'll genuinely die so like-

He would usually drink with you or just around you if you don't drink

He's generally a fun chill guy to be with

He would watch you from a distance at times, especially during battle you might distract the cyclops

He's okay with you asking questions

One time he broke his eyepatch and needed a new one

You gave him a nice black eyepatch with the demoman emblem on it

He gets all red whenever you say his full name, because he knows you remembered it

He is generally against kidnapping, I mean especially since he lives with his ma he'd rather not

And because he's a gentleman

If you ever reciprocate his feelings he'll make sure to treat you right

He is a messy person but for you? He'll clean

Probably would get carried away and make home made bombs with all the cleaning supplies 🤦‍♂️

Takes you to meet his mom

"ooo Tavish, yer gonna get me some grand kiddos are ya?"

That made you both blush like crazy

Soft cheek kisses

Probably made a special bomb and named it after you

"this one's for you, luv!" *Proceeds to set off all stickybombs which blows up the entire enemy team*

Blew up the last guy who looked at you funny

Hell, even worse when they make a sexual remark to you scout probably did it

Likes to give you your space but when he's paranoid he follows you to wherever or watched you from a distance

Heavy

Two words: big boy

Hugs are 10000000000/10

Sometimes it fewls suffocating but man it's like hugging a cloud

Soft forehead kisses

Russian pet names

He sometimes lets you touch Sasha, that's how he knows he loves you because he doesn't even let medic, his best friend, touch her

Probably named a gun after you or one of the pet names he calls you

You definitely met his family and they loved you

Zana especially

Doesn't get jealous easily but will not hesitate to unload 12 pounds of bullets into someone who even LOOKS at you the wrong way

Lord have mercy on the ones who dare flirt with you, rest in pieces scout

Doesn't really follow you anywhere (you're a bit too fast for him) but he does watch you and check up on you

He preforms okay on the battlefield but when you're around, he'll show off

Will cook for you, mainly russian dishes

He's very against kidnapping and would rather not do it

Doesn't shut up about you when he's around medic

Engineer

F l u f f y

Very softspoken in general but he gets all flustered when you talk to him

Will check up on you occasionally

"Darlin'" "Honey bunny" things like that y'know

Huge smile when you're around

Will cook for you most definitely, knows what you like

Makes little robots for you

Likes seeing you use his dispenser

Doesn't get jealous easily either but will try and take you away from someone who wants your attention

Likes just having you in his presence, doesn't need to talk to be happy with you around

Very very against kidnapping like all other defense classes, wouldn't do it unless if he truly felt the need to, last resort kind of thing

The last guy who flirted with you had a sentry gun shoved up his ass

Doesn't really follow you anywhere

Offense:

Scout

Nothing short of a horomonal teenager

I mean he's 21 but

He gets so giddy around you, very loud, tries to show off

He loves you very much

"oh yeah? Well I once absolutely smashed a guy into peices, he was still screaming when he was dead!"

He brags about brutal things but hey you love it since you're also brutal

Flexes his non-existent muscles around you

Would talk about his mom to you all day

Definitely got a tattoo of your face and name somewhere on his body, most likely his bicep

Your name is probably misspelled too but you never say anything about it because he can't read so it's fine

He hasn't really thought about kidnapping in all honesty, again, a last resort kinda thing if he can't get you to love him

He will make a damn SCENE if anyone flirts with you

"you think that's funny, chucklenuts? I eat guys like you for breakfast lunch AND dinner!" "I'll blow yer freakin head off if ya talk to y/n like that again!" Would definitely drag you away

God help anyone that makes you uncomfortable, he'll fuck them up, if that person is medic I mean he'll try to but we all know how fucking scary medic is

Follows you at times

Pyro

"Mphmphmpph"

Seems more lovey around you

Definitely gave you a hand full of the enemy's bloody bones thinking it was a bouquet of flowers

Absolute baby

Just so precious, scary but precious

Hugs for days

Good luck trying to get their ass off of you when you're on cease-fire

Very warm though, they smell like smoke with a bit of blood

Likes petting you

Isn't against the idea of kidnap because they don't realize what they're actually doing, they think they're just taking you to a magical place

Snuggles

When someone flirts with you their whole world changes

Gets angry and starts yelling at them

"MPHMPHMOHMPHHH! MPHMPHNHUMAHUMA!" - Pyro 2021

Will not let you get a checkup alone, he trusts medic but not with you

Very sweet tho, he'll turn around when you need to strip down

Will follow you almost EVERYWHERE and if they can, while holding your hand

Soldier

Yells at you a little less than the others

At first doesn't realize how he feels but then realizes that he loves you

Is pretty protective over you

Rants about America all day to you

Probably got you an american flag to wear

Doesn't really take off his helmet but he likes seeing you in it, makes him proud

If you ever live with him you'll find out that he owns like 20 racoons

"YOU ARE CUTER THAN A RACOON" "YOU WILL BE SAFE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, DO YOU HEAR ME MAGGOT?"

He loudly wakes everyone up in the morning but tries to avoid waking you up

Loves you as much as he loves America

Will show off on the battlefield for you

Isn't against kidnapping you, he probably did it early on if you showed immediately that you didn't reciprocate his feelings

Will blow any guy that hits on you to absolute bits

"MAGGOT DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU WILL LEAVE THE LADY/MAN ALONE THIS INSTANT!"

Probably put you on his back and rocket jumped just to show you what it felt like

Follows you around a lot, it's really obvious because he wears a bucket over his head and crashes into things, when you look back he'll stand behind a lamp post or somewhere really obvious

Support

Ah yes, everyones favorite class including mine

Sniper

Very quiet

Takes secret glances at you

Pays more attention to you than the others

S h y

Asks how you are, how you slept, etc

Doesn't really need to be holding you, tbh he's against PDA

But he likes being in your presence

Just sit down next to him and he'll be fine

When he's on the battlefield, he'll look for you and make sure you're safe

God forbid anyone try to hurt you, he'll make them suffer

Talks about Australia to you and accidentally admitted that he wanted to take you there

Doesn't like the idea of kidnapping but he isn't totally against it, I can see him doing it

He smuggled you all the damn way to Australia

He'll nonchalantly show off to you on the battlefield, he'll let you get cornered and come in to save the day

"love" is a word he uses a lot with you

Will grumble to himself if he sees someone flirting with you

If it's a random person, well, that'll be the last time you ever see them

Has talked about you to his parents

Kind of follows you? I mean he sits atop a high placeand watches you through his scope whenever you're going somewhere

Spy

SEDUCTIVE ASF

He knows what he's doing

Will kiss your hand a lot

Likes to flirt with you and see you blush

"honhonhon"

Sleazy french fucker

Watched you from afar at first then approached you a little later

Isn't against the idea of kidnapping, pro kidnapping, definitely did it not only to have you to himself but for some sort of sexual satisfaction

Just very uh... Lewd? Can't find the right word

He treats you very respectfully though

If he hears anyone else flirting with you he'll be fuming but won't show it

"Oh please, like you could EVER satisfy y/n's desires"

That person mysteriously disappeared that night

Very cocky bastard

Definetly follows you home, not only that but he watches you through your window

And stalks you

He knows everything about you

Would get you either by knocking you unconscious or by blackmailing you

Medic

B a s t a r d

Gets LOUD when you're around

And giddy

Very touchy, always has a reason to put his hands on you

Talks a lot with you around, I mean he already talks a lot but now he won't shut up

Keeps his office nice and clean for you

He restocks on everything so when you come around you can take a loot at all his medicines

Big smile :D

Like spy he is not at all against kidnapping you

Makes sure you're comfortable during checkups

Will make you wait to be seen last just so he can take his time touching your body

"it's all part of the procedure".mp3

Compliments you in weird ways, ex: "your skin is so smooth and lovely, it's the perfect texture to make leather out of" "you have an amazing colon"

Look he's just trying his best here he has a screw loose

You're the only member who he's careful with really

Sometimes allows you to get hurt or has you get hurt by something just so you can see him

Always follows you wherever

Knows everything about you

If someone is flirting with you, he'll get quiet at first and use a low tone to speak to them

"you have guts talking to y/n like that"

They were never seen again

With kidnapping, he won't hesitate to use blackmail against you, or will just use anesthesia

Bonus: Pauling

Pauling

This lady values her work over her life, but to her you're so much more important

Will call you a lot on the battlefield to check in on you

Won't give you extremely hard missons to do because she doesn't want you to get hurt

"Hey (class), Pauling here. I need you... No not like that I just- I mean- for a mission yeah a mission"

Gets all flustered when you're around

Will take her only day off to spend time with you, what a sweetheart

Keeps multiple tabs on you

Follows you around

Doesn't really have time for kidnapping

But if it comes to that, she'll make something up so she has a reason to kidnap you

If anyone else is flirting with you she won't show that she's annoyed

She'll make something up as an excuse to execute them

[NSFW]

Defense

Demo

Has definitely thought of what you'd look like while naked

B l u s h

Has used a mental image of you to get off before

Probably has an actual photo of you

When he drinks a little more than usual, he'll accidentally brush his hand against your ass or get touchy with you

Will not force himself on you, he's 100% against that

If you decide to have sex with him, praise is what you're gonna get

"you're as beautiful as a shot of whiskey in the sunrise"

Very gentle with his hands

Heavy

Not the type to masturbate

Unless if he gets THAT worked up

Again, against forcing himself on you

But if you want it no doubt you will top

He's also gentle with you

And loving

Praise is all you're gonna get

Sometimes russian sometimes broken english

Either way he will worship your body

Engi

Again, a more modest guy, doesn't really touch himself

Might just use a robot to pleasure himself when thinking about you

Probably has a photo of you and him around his workshop

Never forces himself on you

He's sweet and gentle when you do want it though

Sometimes gets help from his robot friends

Offense

Scout

Gets off on thinking about you

Won't force himself on you though

Sexual remarks × 100

Calls you handsome/beautiful in bed

I wouldn't say he's the best in bed but hey he's good I guess

Cuddles after sex most likely

Probablh threw out all his sexual magazines because they just didn't do the trick anymore

Sometimes when he runs past you, your shirt/skirt gets lifted up by a gust of wind and he can't help but look ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Since I hit the text limit, I'll be making a part 2, stay tuned

#tf2 x reader #medic x reader #engineer x reader #spy x reader #yandere hcs #yandere #scout x reader #sniper x reader #heavy x reader #demoman x reader #pyro x reader #soldier x reader #pauling x reader #yandere tf2

[bostonbashers]

Hear me out.. How do mercs behave around a person they have a huge crush on?! :D

AAAAAA this one is so cute, i’m in love!! 🤩❤️

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Scout:

literally a fucking DORK around you. tries to impress you constantly with anything and everything he has, ranging from his skill set to his appearance to his personal belongings and much more.

always finds excuses to spend time with you and it can be the most asanine ones in existence. oh? you have free time tomorrow? let’s go take a run down the street. you miss your puppy that got lost when you were a kid? let’s go to the ends of the earth to find it.

made you borrow his jacket/shirt once because he accidentally spilled a drink all over your shirt. once he saw you in it, he nearly died and didn’t want it back. takes it back anyway due to his pride and though he seems outwardly okay with it, he secretly doesn’t wash the clothing for a long while.

his flirtatious behavior around other people goes down immensely. scout becomes strictly loyal to you once his crush grows stronger and can’t bear the thought of talking with someone else, even if you don’t like him back. it just doesn’t sit with him right.

Soldier:

soldier is much softer and kinder around you. he restrains himself from using any harsh words that could hurt your feelings and tries to slow down on your training.

shows you his pets!! one of his prized possessions that he won’t allow anyone else to touch, like ever. he trusts you to love and take care of them the same way he does.

everyone has to respect you. if they even give you a slight problem, he’ll get on their case about it and probably give them hell before they could even mutter out an apology. you deserve respect and he’s gonna make sure you get nothing less.

lots of supportive comments from him! even if it’s something small, he’ll grin at you proudly and yell out a, “good job, cupcake! you did great!” while giving you a strong pat in the back or an approving nod.

Pyro:

pyro is usually sweet and kind with a certain crowd and tries to do the best they can for others, but with their crush? it’s a whole different story. they’re absolutely head over heels for them.

like a lovesick puppy; they will follow you wherever they go with a skip in their step. like, i mean they’ll follow you everywhere. “no, pyro you can’t follow me to the bathroom-!” they don’t really listen but patiently wait outside anyway.

one of the many mercs who won’t hesitate to show affection and sees nothing wrong in it. runs up to them and holds their hand firmly with a happy hum, hugs them more than usual, and just straight up gives you all their attention.

Demoman:

oh boy, if tavish has a crush on you, he’ll show it when he’s absolutely wasted. demo will literally smother you with affection regardless of where you both are and literally latch onto you every second he gets a chance to.

lots of drunk ramblings; he’ll lay his head on your shoulder or lap while he mindlessly slurs about how amazing you are, what his favorite thing is about you, and so much more.

it’s pretty obvious at that point demo likes you so you admit your liking to him pretty quick and it’s funny how shocked he gets. “ya knew i liked ya?!” yes, demo, they did.

when he’s sober, he’s much more shy with it and controls his actions a lot more. apologizes for his behavior while drunk. tavish exhibits more gentleman behavior, from opening doors to making you a decent dinner and just basically ensuring your comfortability.

Heavy:

heavy is very mature and will accept his feelings pretty quick compared to the others. it’s a 50/50 chance with him; if they feel the same, that’s great! if they don’t, then.. he’d have no choice but to move on. that’s how life works.

once he does accept it, be expecting a lot of mother hen behavior; he literally watches your every move to make sure you’re safe and healthy. even if you are, he goes out of his way to give you things whenever he knows you’re around; a homemade meal, a blanket, probably some candy. your smile is already more than enough to make up for the little things he does for you. 

no one will ever dare to hurt you around heavy (or just in general, really). he senses danger and issues pretty quickly, so it’s easy for him to detect any bad intentions. he’s like that scary bodyguard who looms behind you, glaring at anyone who radiates rancid vibes to scare them away.

Medic:

probably takes a while to accept or realize it cause he’s always so preoccupied in his lab, being busy and all. but once he does realize it, it’s sort of foreign to him at first, so of course, he goes to heavy to speak about his emotions. after being told it was a crush, he pays attention to you a lot more than usual, sometimes even without him noticing.

he gets all giddy when you’re around and although it’s not the jumpy, squealing giddy, it’s certainly one shown through happy greetings and continuous conversations that seem to be never ending. (you don’t mind though)

makes up random appointments and checkups for the smallest things just to see you and gets very, very excited whenever you decide to come to visit him without his knowledge. nearly drops everything just to attend to you.

he talks to archimedes so much about you that his precious pet basically knows who you are based off his owners reactions and automatically flies to you whenever you enter his lab. that bird is a lot smarter than you think. they get along with you pretty well and medic melts whenever he sees you talk to his birds like he does and play with them.

Sniper:

bless his heart, the poor man will literally faint around his crush. just the sight of them flusters him to his core, and don’t even get me started on their little habits and that godforsaken smile. [hes literally almost died when they grinned at him]

he’s already so reserved and quiet as he is, but around them, it’s even worse. he’s always so scared he’s gonna scare them away or say something stupid, but he eventually lets go of the fear and tries to muster up the courage to talk to you.

once he does, he spends a lot of his time with you, often inviting you out to drive around with him or just simply sit outside and enjoy the breeze. he talks a lot more than usual and though he doesn’t completely open up about his past just yet, he does indirectly hint that he trusts you more than anyone in his life.

lots of sleepless nights when he realizes he’s in love. he does everything to take you off his mind but all fails in the end and he’s kept wide awake thinking about what you two could be. from then on, it becomes increasingly difficult to keep his cool around you and silently begs you’ll confess one day or he’ll lose it.

Engineer:

sweetheart mode: activated. like it’s not a big switch up, since he’s naturally a gentleman but it’s noticeable enough. you’ll notice that your nicknames will start slowly forming to more romantic ones and how he blushes with a smile everytime it leaves his lips.

the other mercs can tell when dell has a crush; he blushes a lot more than usual and they catch him smiling more than once by himself. they realize it when you approach him and he automatically fixes himself to look presentable without a second breath. his voice also changes to a much happier and giddy tone, it’s so cute!

stares at you from a distance a lot or whenever you’re distracted with something. half of the time he doesn’t even realize he’s doing so but once he catches himself, he blushes and looks away, silently telling himself to quit it. often you’ll catch him staring at you, but you ignore it for his sake and laugh to yourself when he smiles back and waves shyly.

Spy:

takes a long while before he actually accepts the crush, seeing that he’s a very secretive and reserved person but once he does, you best believe you’ll be spoiled and loved by this man. lots of gentleman behavior!! opening doors, buying you gifts, giving you his coat, and all that fancy stuff.

teases you a lot more than he should; he enjoys your reactions. he’ll lean in close enough where your fingers brush slightly, tilt your chin up when he talks to you and makes intense eye contact while doing so. whenever he gets too close or the moment gets too tense, he backs away with a smirk and pretends as if nothing happens.

he listens to you and anything you have on your mind. his door is literally open for you 24/7 and even if you come knocking at 3 am, he’ll let you in and listen to what you have to say. you think he’s not listening cause he’s very unresponsive but when you’re finished and about to leave, he gives really good advice and tells you quietly that he’s there for you in an indirect way. depending how close he is to you, he’ll let out an experience or two about him to put you at comfort and as thanks for confiding in him. he then walks you back to your room with a simple nod and goodnight.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 headcanons #team fortress 2 imagines #team fortress 2 scenarios #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 demo #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 engie #fluff #tf2 fanfiction

[kominum]

semoto (corpse x fem!reader)

4 times you think tuxedo mask!corpse could be yours + 1 time you learn to stop feeding your own delusions 

pt. 1 + background info can be found here! please read for context. 

basic rundown of classic!sailor moon (anime) lore ‘creatively’ used in this two-part:

sailor moon and tuxedo mask are star-crossed lovers/soulmates that faced tragedy in a previous life. 

sailor mars (aka you/reader) had a crush on tuxedo mask’s non-hero persona, darien/mamoru, for a while 

sailor moon is the moon princess and tuxedo mask is the earth prince.  

sailor moon’s non-hero persona, usagi/serena, bickered a lot with darien/mamoru.

fem!reader // tw: death mentions, bodily injury, unrequited love to the very end, some unresolved tension. 

1. “Whaddup, baby?” 

Without much reason, you and Corpse trade off calling each other whenever a new monster is defeated. You’re figuring out all of this as much as he is, but he doesn’t have much guidance besides some supernatural force within him. He’s not taking instructions from a black cat and white cat like you and the other girls are who can help fill you in on the gaps -- all he knows is that he’s pivotal to maintaining Earth’s existence, and he’s not exactly thrilled about it.

But the calls are never about the fights, never about your secret identities. In fact, you’d be willing to bet half your grocery funds that he still hasn’t made the connection between you and your Sailor Mars persona and part of you wants to keep it that way. Sometimes you’re mentally exhausted and just want to forget about the events for the day or night, which is why you usually end up calling him soon after everyone disperses or vice versa. It’s almost instinctual these days, and you wonder how long it’ll be before you accidentally crack. 

Right now, the rule of thumb seems to be, “Never trust new flashy shops that open with no warning and have too-good-to-be-true grand opening offers.” This time, some luxurious salon opened up by a famous local hairdresser had been the said attraction. All of you weren’t ignorant enough to believe the sham, but the star of the show had taken the chance to say, “Let’s go scope it out!” when really, she wanted that free haircut. You had called her out on it, but she argued that if anything happened, then perfect, you all could take care of it right then and there. Needless to say, you do not want to be attacked by a monstrous version of Edward Scissorhands ever again. Corpse had made a dark, humorous entrance, a style he’s really adapted to because he knows it pisses Sailor Moon off, 

About an hour later, you’re home and bandaging up some cuts and rubbing salve on bruises, phone on speaker and dial tone blaring through the bathroom. You’re addressing the scrape on your knee when he picks up, a low drawl of, “Whaddup, baby?” comes through and your heart stutters.

The girls call you a number of terms of endearment: sweetie, honey, love, dear, babe, queen, but the last person to address you as ‘baby’ with any amount of affection was your ex-boyfriend.

You scoff to hide how flustered you actually are, quietly hissing as you attempt to put some Neosporin on the scrape and catch onto some stray skin. “Are you drunk?” You ask jokingly, knowing full well he wasn’t. 

“Drunk? Nah. Tired? Yeah. But that’s always.”

“Sorry to hear that.”

“It’s old news. But uh, what’s up? Been a while since we last talked.”

“We talked like...three days ago. You called me, remember?”

“Feels like forever. I like talking to you.” 

You wonder if it’s irony or plain, cruel fate that this man will probably be the death of you.

2. “Don’t lay a fucking hand on her.”

It’d been a bad day overall. Lack of sleep compiled on by a growing pile of assignments in addition to having to get your tires checked out for an air leak because your car said, “Not today, honey,” -- everything came together in torrential hurricane and the last thing you needed was to be caught fighting another force of evil.

You’re so tired.

Sailor Moon seems to have all the energy in the world as she dodges attacks left and right, but your muscles are screaming in agony. You’re constantly hunched over and panting, but looking for the right openings to weaken the monster. Luckily, the creature has its back towards you when it dashes over to Venus and you muster everything you have to summon a bow and arrow made of fire, pulling back and making sure your arms don’t quiver. 

But at the last second, your lack of oxygen gets the best of you and your flame sniper barely manages to graze the monster’s side and narrowly avoid Jupiter. It’s enough to cause a distraction, but the anger in its glare as it’s directed at you elicits surrender in your heart. There’s nothing left in your bones to help you run or hide, and your knees buckle painfully onto the concrete. Everything else hurts so bad that you’re not bothered by the sediments digging through your skin. Venus is running towards you but she’s not quick enough, and you feel your eyes begin to slip. If this is what death feels like, then so be it. You hope that the girls’ mourning will be short, that they can still complete the ultimate mission, and--

“Don’t lay a fucking hand on her,” an angered, frustrated baritone spits out and you’re torn between laughing or crying. In a separate romantic context, you’d like the idea of wholeheartedly leaving your life in his hands. But in this reality when either of you could die at any moment and the world be consumed in darkness, it’s something you would never wish upon anyone. It’s a different situation than your bonds with the girls. 

The pain is enough to send you in and out of consciousness for the next few minutes. But strong, warm arms sit you up, though they’re slightly trembling and keeping you awake. “Hey, you okay? What happened to you? You’re stronger than this.” 

“G-great way of telling me, fuckthathurts, that I was...shit today,” you joke, but hiss when you try to move your legs and the deep scrapes scream in agony. 

“Take it easy, ‘kay? Or your princess is gonna have my head--”

“Thanks man, but we got it from here,” said princess interjects, hoisting you up with the help of the other girls. “You can go.”

“Speak of the devil,” Corpse chuckles and helps make the transfer less painful, a lot less awkward jostling around. “Look, I saved her--”

“And I said thank you. We’ll see you around,” your stubborn friend dismisses. 

“You’re welcome, baby.”

“Not your baby, piss off!”

3. “I’m always gonna be there for you, no matter what.”

It’s soft yet sonorous, deep yet light. Twilight hours are cast high above you both, separated by walls and buildings connected over wires and unseen forces. Technology is the sharpest, double-edged sword you’ve seen and used on this planet, because Corpse has never felt so close yet so far than in this moment. Your mind deludes you further by indulging in believing he’s right there next to you, strong arms holding you much like he did when you were on the brink of unconsciousness just two weeks ago.

Wishing, hoping, wanting. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous.

The one year anniversary of your ex-lover’s death looms over you on another sleepless, caffeine-fueled night. It’s no surprise when his custom ringtone chimes softly throughout your room during these graveyard hours, but it certainly raises your eyebrows when after a minute or two, he asks tentatively, “Are you gonna go visit him?”

There’s no question as to who or where “him” is. You haven’t been since the funeral, if you’re honest, swept up by work, classes, and your new side job. But Corpse doesn’t know that, and you know it’d be the right thing to do. Maybe it’d help settle the storm of anxiety (or guilt?) that swirls in your gut on a daily basis. 

“I think so,” you reply quietly after a moment of silent contemplation, already thinking ahead to what the drive might be like. “He deserves better.”

“Do you want me to come with you?”

Charming, compassionate, thoughtful, absolutely too good for this world -- the three-letter affirmation nearly slips off your tongue without a second thought. You can’t risk him seeing you, putting two and two together, and potentially forever losing him to his long-lost princess. Selfish delusion creeps through your veins and you fight back the shiver of guilt that runs down your spine. 

“I think I’ll be okay. Might be a visit made best alone, but I really appreciate you even asking.”

“Let me know if you change your mind. You know I’m always gonna be there for you, no matter what. Right?”

Warmth. Strength. Oblivion. 

“I know. Thank you.”

4. “I don’t have anyone else but you.”

“Why are we doing this again?”

“Because we can’t sleep and have nothing better to do.”

“That’s bullshit and you know it,” you chuckle into your phone, free hand swirling a pot of instant ramen. “I have better things to do at 3 in the morning than watch The Poltergeist with you.” 

“Then go fucking do it,” Corpse laughs teasingly. 

“And leave you high and dry? I don’t have the heart.”

“I mean, you really don’t have to--”

“Seriously, I was awake anyways. Just giving you shit.”

“One of these days, you’re gonna fucking regret it.”

Ramen done and lamp on, you snuggle beneath your blanket and start the traditional countdown to pressing ‘play’ on the movie. Neither of you really had the technology to screen share on this Discord call (your laptop is almost on its last leg and your apartment WiFi can be spotty at times), so it seemed better this way. 

The next roughly 2 hours are filled with laughter, small jump scare yelps, and quiet yelling at the ignorance and twisted logic of horror movie characters. But towards the end of the movie (and arguably the climax), your eyelids start to droop, body succumbing to the warmth of your bed. The screaming and cheesy, orchestrated music are all background noise as your breathing evens out, shifting in and out of consciousness. Ending credits roll on screen before you know it, and the only think that rips you awake is Corpse’s gentle calling of your name. 

“Sorry, fell asleep,” you murmur tiredly and squint at your screen, languidly closing out the window and letting the Discord window take precedence. “Tells you how riveting I found this movie.”

“Should’ve just let you sleep, my bad,” he chuckles. “Thanks for staying up with me.” 

“Yeah of course -- I wanted to, just got a little sleepy. Wanna watch another one?”

“ ‘m actually gonna try to sleep. Don’t wanna bother you too much. You got work tomorrow?”

“Not ‘til noon so it’s okay. You sure?” 

“Yeah...yeah. I’ve only had like...3 hours of sleep lately. Fucking awful.”

“Anything I can do to help?”

“You do enough by just letting me call at the fucking crack of dawn, seriously.”

“I’m your only option, let’s be real,” and your voice is a mix of fatigue, humor, and some bitter sardonicism. There’s no malice intended, and you really hope it’s conveyed accurately. 

“...I don’t have anyone else but you,” he all but murmurs. Your heart clenches painfully, anxiety and fear and love surging through your lungs. Those words don’t hold the connotation you desperately wish for, but what matters most is that he knows he’s not alone and you’re not the only one he’s got. You verbalize as such and he only hums back in a façade of agreement before wishing you a good night. 

And sometimes, while you do know that your girls have your back and that you love them to death and would take a bullet for them any day, there are nights where you really do feel the same.

That you have no one else but Corpse. 

5. “He was never yours.”

There’s nothing you hate more than psychological monsters. You’d probably take physical pain over mind games any day because at least, it’d heal faster to some degree, or there would be a more surefire way of minimizing symptoms. But sometimes, there are days when the egotistical chess players of hell come to wreck havoc on the world, and you get lost in their trap. It’s annoying, a pain in the ass, and affects you a lot more than it should at times. 

This particular instance makes you want to quit. It makes you, Sailor fucking Mars, guardian of the planet of fire and passion and perseverance, leave all of this behind right here and now. You’ve never hated yourself more for feeling so weak. 

You’re not sure what to call it -- altered dimension, distorted reality -- but all you know is that you and the princess are kept in separate cages hanging from an endless ceiling, labelled as baits for tuxedo mask/Corpse to come. The enemy lets you both stew in the confines of the metal, watching with glee as your partner attempts to cut through the rails with her tiara and ultimately fail. It seems they’ve thought of everything because you’re not their #1 enemy today. Or maybe you are. You’re not sure anymore, even as they launch into villainous speech. 

“Nothing brings me more joy than watching you lose all your energy to fight, both physically and mentally. I’ve seen all your dreams and wishes. Nothing’s more fickle and double-edged than love, no? We shall see who the prince really belongs to.”

Mention of the prince has you snapping your head to meet the enemy’s eyes, slowing squinting as they catch yours and begin cackling like your demise is racing at the speed of an oncoming train. Your princess looks confused, but dread is heavy mercury filling your veins because you know, you know, your best held secret is coming to fruition. 

“What the fuck are they talking about?” She hisses across the void. 

“I don’t know,” you lie through your teeth, eyes flicking toward every corner of the cage now to find a way out. This isn’t how you wanted it to happen, much less happen at all. 

“Are they talking about Corpse?”

“Is there any other prince they’re referring to?”

“Do you always have to be a smartass with me?”

“Somebody’s got to,” you allow yourself a slight reprieve of laughter. It’d be dumb to try to set fire to this thing, knowing you’d only burn yourself in the process. Your exorcism tags also have no use and you can hear the clock ticking down in your mind. 

“Think it’s pretty fucking rude to keep a couple of girls in cages, not gonna lie,” a baritone voice cuts through. It sends temporary sparks of relieve down your spine. Perhaps you’ll have a fighting chance to get out of here. 

“Welcome, welcome! I’d like to get straight to the point, but maybe we’ll up the stakes a little bit before you answer my question,” they tease cartoonishly and you want to roll your eyes.

“Is this a fucking test--”

Both you and sailor moon yelp as the cages drop into a miraculously (or not) appearing large body of water, but still hanging just above the surface so you have enough air to breathe. You look out and down to see how deep this pit is, and though it might be some elaborate illusion seemingly defying all laws of physics, you see nothing but descending darkness. You don’t even have to hear the question to know what the enemy is going for, to know that they’re trying to hit you where it hurts the most, and you loathe how cliché and goddamn unfair this whole situation has turned out to be. 

“So, dear prince. Pretend that the fate of the world depends on the princess. Before you are just two girls you know and care for, stuck, captured, and on the brink of drowning. You may only save one. Who would it be?”

It’s fucked up. Corpse seems stunned, perplexed by the question. “What the absolute fuck is this? Just let them go if you had an issue with me.”

“Quite frankly, I have an issue with allof you, so this is only fair. Now, what’s your answer?”

Corpse catches your eyes first. Is it from the water that your eyes seem to be brimming with unshed tears? Is it stubbornness or defeat in the way your hands clench around the cage bars?

And this is why, once again, you hate enemies who strictly play mind games. Confirmation that Corpse would never love you the way you do him, knowledge to the princess that she’s the source of your deepest unhappiness despite the bickering friendship, realization to Corpse that the girl he’s treasured so dearly and maybe unknowingly kept as a bit of a placeholder was doomed to love him -- pain on all of you, lashes and scars on what was once believed to be unbreakable bonds, as soon as the villain explains it all with sick glee. 

“Do I have to give you an answer?”

“If you don’t, I’ll really consider drowning them since I honestly wasn’t before.”

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

“Ah, just to make things a little more interesting -- I’m aware you and the princess speak regularly outside of all this.”

They what? This was certainly news to you. 

“And?” Corpse asks somewhat defensively. 

Don’t say it. Don’t tell him. Please don’t--

“Say Mars, don’t you enjoy those late night calls with him, too? Though I must say, meeting in a hospital while your ex-boyfriend is having life-altering emergency surgery seems rather morbid in its own respect.”

You don’t have to look at him to know and hear the gears turning in his brain, the villain allowing this brief silence to let everything sink in. There’s a disbelieving whisper of your name, your real name, but he’s cut off from saying anything more. 

“You have 10 seconds.” 

You know the stories. You know the couple’s tragic end in their previous lifetime. You know that as much as the princess denies feeling anything but annoyance towards Corpse, she looks forward to seeing him. There’s a certain softness that he treats her with, different from the platonic affection that he showers you in. You’ve lied to yourself for too long. 

The countdown has no chance to finish when Corpse spits out a name that’s not yours, your eyes squeezing shut to fight back the tears that threaten to flood over. Everything disappears and you land on your butt -- a quick sweep of your surroundings registers two things: Corpse running over to your princess and the villain standing proudly at the chaos they’ve created. It’s instinct that has brings your powers to surface, arms and fingers quickly notching a fiery arrow with pinpoint aim at the imaginary target on their head. “Move!” You yell at the two and they scramble to gather their bearings and avoid your rage. 

They don’t run or cower. The maniacal grin only grows wider and more sinister and you’re this close to screaming expletives. 

“Hurts, doesn’t it, to know that he was never yours?”

It’s the last thing they say before you release the arrow, watching with no remorse as they burn and disintegrate. When the dust disappears and the dimension shifts back to some abandoned building with an exit, you run. 

You run until your lungs burst, until they scream over the aching of your heart, until your costume dissolves and you’re finally buried under the blankets. You turn on ‘Do Not Disturb’ and only allow notifications from a select few important numbers.

And maybe you’ll keep running. Maybe you’ll go off the grid. Maybe you’ll let your voicemail inbox fill up with unheard messages, apologies that you don’t and never will deserve. 

But the love you feel and cherish will never fade. It’ll run alongside you; a bright, burning star, forever bittersweet--

Forever out of reach. 

#corpse x reader #corpse husband x reader #corpse x y/n #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x fem reader #corpse husband angst #corpse husband imagine #corpse husband

[uponrightful]

You brought this on yourself 🤣 I love how you give Crosshairs point of view so often, but I gotta admit, I was wondering what Dutch was thinking here…it’s all about the spicy longing for me… so

Carefully he wrapped his arms around her, and covered her hands with his own; Caging in her upper body to stabilize the little shake of the gun by taking some of the weight off her arms.

“Confident?” He asked with a hint of mockery to hide his weakening resolve.

She settled back against him tighter, and with a resolved breath she answered;

“With you…? Definitely.”

Such a good fucking girl. He sprawled over her hips with his own, and pulled himself tight against her. Steadying his breathing just long enough to make sure she could follow it easily enough.

“Then take your shot.” He ground out heavily against the shell of her ear.

Crosshair watched the shot leave his rifle, and could already tell she’d made a direct hit. It was actually perfect, and he couldn’t help but loose his concentration from the sensation of her body jolting back against him. She’d handled it flawlessly, but he didn’t miss the little whimper that escaped her when the gun rocked back into her shoulder once again. He wanted her to take one more shot, begging for another just one more excuse to feel her underneath him. To Cross’ utter shock, Duchess began laughing happily at the mere sight of finally hitting her target.

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To begin, Dutch chose to lay prone for a reason. It's actually not the best position for herself -fundementally- and she chooses to ignore that because it's how she pictures Crosshair doing it. That mental image of his shooting like this is ingrained in her mind, and Dutch has too much interest in him to try and position herself any differently. His rilfe is longer than standard, weighs at least six pounds more, his trigger is softer, and the scope sits a little too high to see from it clearly at this angle. All of that comes within seconds of holding it, but Duchess ignores all of that against her better judgement. It's a taunt, as much as it is an impulse to put herself in his preverbial shoes. She can literally feel Crosshair watching her, and althought that's a very distracting thought, Dutch is set on impressing him.

Note: This choice -of positioning- was made not just for logistics, but also because it fits her personality. Duchess isn't shy, and she is certainly not inexpereinced. I thought about this being a "standing" scene but Dutch wouldn't let me. 😅 Although she is extremely independent, her character's biggest weakness is a strong desire to impress -or be accepted. This stems not only from her time with Phantom Squad, but also from the lack of times in her life that someone has told her "good job". When she chooses to lay down, she's literally opting out of the security she would have of making an accurate shot, just to take a chance on impressing Crosshair. That's a risk/guess... But Duchess isn't afraid to try anyways.

The whole time she's actually a lot more concerned with making her shots than anything else. Constantly checking her form and doing anything she's learned in the past to prove that her size isn't a limiting factor like Crosshair says it is. Her shoulder hurts, and although it would otherwise be enough to make her stop -she has her own career effectiveness to worry about- Dutch isn't leaving until dominates this gun. It's not until she hears Crosshair's sigh that it clicks in her mind that he's still watching her struggle, but not taken the oppertunity to stop her from continuing.

Note: Weapons mirror their users. And when I created Duchess, I made the serious decision that a lot of her ability to characterize others would come from their armor and weapons. That's just who she is, and what she knows best. So, in this scene... Dutch is literally equating Crosshair's rilfe, as to a part of him. If it's harsh, that means he is as well... If it's a sensitive model, that says something about Cross. If she can't control it easily, that's an indicator of the man who wields it. Really pay attetion to the way I compare Crosshair to his 'Puncher throughout the fic. I do it with extreme purpose, and although it's not always easy to spot, there are many times I allude to their symbiotic nature.

The moment Crosshair is close enough to touch, all of that subtle teasing about his weapon from earlier is gone. Ultimatley, Duchess can have a smart mouth, and know how exactly how to use it. But Cross presents a whole new kind of intimidation that she doesn't know how to handle. For Duchess, power only comes in two ways: Physical Prowess, or Rank -wheather that by government facilitated, or sibling rank due to the Phantoms. She's never experienced the way Crosshair acts twoards her. Duchess knows he respects her -because of he he listens to her seriously- but he also challenges her to do things she'd be otherwise criticized for with a hint of disbelief. (Like mouthing off, or betting that she couldn't shoot his rifle, despite that being against regulation.)

The moment he puts his leg between hers, Dutch is a ball of nervousness. Sex is nothing new to her, but that kind of confidence in particular, is completely foreign. Normally she's the one who initiates things like physical dominance in personal space. Dutch is so caught off guard, and her whole body freezes up, because she's realising that she likes Crosshair doing that. It's a release of power that she's constantly holding up, and that kind of vulnerability is hard to let go of after making such a habit of about being the strong one. After all, since Phantom Squad, she's had to depend on herself alone.

It's when he grabs ahold of her jaw and tells her to relax that she's really down bad. 🥵 She knows it should be nothing but a technical comment on her form, but he's commanding about it . Literally ordering her to let go, and release that tension. That feels fucking amazing to hear and feel, coming from a stoic guy like Crosshair. She knows his rifle is harsh, and occasionally he is as well; But that's becoming all the more desirable the more he directs her. Pushing her down against the floor, guiding her back against him... Doing simple things, but silently demanding she follow his orders. Duchess doesn't have to do anything -or think about anything- other than letting him take the lead, and she's daydreaming about if he's like that in other areas.

Note: Duchess takes a fully submissive role here. She's fully receptive to Crosshair's leadership, and it's because she enjoys being thought of as weak -or little- on occasion. Her background is full of war accolades, and confidential missions she knows to be successful. All of it culminating in this unspoken war register of a badass woman who fights like a clone trooper. But that's not realistic to uphold all of the time. Everyone likes to be taken care of sometimes, and Duchess just happens to really like someone taking control every once and a while. And with Crosshair, she feels safe enough to let that happen, and also enjoy the sexual aspect she's been thinking about all this time as well.

Duchess admits to feeling confident with him here for two reasons. Number one, she's still trying to be a little teasing. It's natural to have a little fight in her all the time, and with Crosshair, she thinks that flusters him. (She's right by the way...) But secondly, it's her desire to show trust. Crosshair might be fit right up against her, whispering sexual innuendos in her ear, but Dutch ultimately feels safe like this . The rifle isn't going to hurt as bad, she's going to hit the target, and Crosshair's weight is emotionally grounding. They might be attempting to do some target practice, but Duchess is literally getting the equivalent of a weighted blanket and reassurance that her true self isn't unworthy of attention. Plus, it's coming from a man who otherwise appears completely disregarding of anything with a noticable flaw... That's something Dutch will never forget. The best sniper in the GAR is helping her... And he's happy to do so, by getting as up-close and personal as a man could get.

His hands cover her own, rough and calloused, but they're unbelievably gentle. Cross is almost hesitant, and Duchess can tell he's actively trying to ease her tension. The way he speaks is soft, and quiet... Making her feel like jelly. Being asked to follow his breathing pattern, his arms tight around her, legs somewhat twisted into hers, his thigh tight against her core... It's all seductive, and essentially surrounding her body with him. And Dutch can't help but eat it up. She wants more. No one has ever done something so simple, but effective in drawing out her desire to think of herself as something worth coddling -in a sense.

Duchess might hit that target in the end... But the only reason she did was because Crosshair had relaxed her enough so he could aim . (She didn't make that shot. Crosshair did all the work, she just pulled the trigger.) It was the first time Duchess felt like she was being tended to fully, and that's that had her acting so lighthearted at the end.

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[damerondala]

From the sfw prompts 31. “maybe I can help you fix that” with Tech please 💗

i love this, i’m so excited to write for tech!! thank you sweetie pie! i tried to make this almost like a prequel to tbb?? imagine tech to be much younger in this, maybe around 19 or 20

Tech x GN!Reader + “Maybe I can help you fix that.”

There was no doubt in your mind that Tech was smart. The man was one of the smartest on Kamino, maybe the smartest in the galaxy. He knew the ins and outs of nearly every ship the Republic used for battle. But when it came to actually flying those ships? The poor soldier didn’t know his ups, downs, lefts, or rights, but luckily for him, that’s where you came in. 

“No! Tech do not touch that. That button will eject your seat from the ship and if you push it now, you’ll go splat against the ceiling of the hangar.” Your stressed tone made the young commando feel flustered, he hated feeling incapable. “Right. Got it. Is it...uhhh-- oh! This one, surely.” 

A sigh escaped you before you could stifle it, you truly wanted to be a patient teacher but sometimes it was difficult with him. Tech was your friend, you had met on Malastare when you were recruited to fly for the Republic during the turn of the war when the amount of soldiers needed in the field was not being supplied fast enough by the Kaminoans. You loved him, loved being in his company and listening to the information he complied in his noggin about nearly everything. But when he acted like he didn’t need teaching when he obviously did, it could get frustrating. “No, Tech. That one drops the payload. Try again.” 

A tired grunt left Tech’s mouth, his shoulders slumping and his head hanging down to the durasteel of the floor. “I’m never going to get this right, am I?” 

Your shoulders stiffened at the profound sadness in the trooper’s voice, you instantly felt guilty for being so hard on him. Placing your hand softly on his shoulder, “Tech, honey, of course you will.” A light rub of your hand seemed to loosen him up a bit, “Just take a second and breathe. Nobody learned how to fly a Omicron-class attack shuttle in a day.” Tech finally propped his elbows on his knees and rested his jaw in his hands, his kind-looking, yet sad eyes finding yours. 

“I feel so,” his eyes ever so slightly filled with tears, “inadequate.” 

You eyes widened, truly shocked at what you were hearing. “What?! Tech, no! You are anything but inadequate.” It was obvious your friend had some insecurities that had not been dealt with, you wondered if he ever opened up to anybody? His squad, perhaps? You knew how close they all seemed to be, but some men thought opening up about their feelings was childish. You hoped that wasn’t the case. 

“Then why do I feel like this?” he asked, obviously at his wits end. He had these feelings for quite some time, always worried that he was never good enough, never smart enough. 

“Well...maybe I can help you fix that.” You softly smiled with a tilt to your head, capturing his hands in yours, forcing him to turn and completely face you. Tech had such a defeated look on his face, but the second you shook one of your hands from his and cupped his cheek with it, he sighed and finally looked at you. A faint, relieved upturn of his lips greeted you. 

“You’re book smart, yes, but that’s not all. You care about your brothers in your own unique way, Tech.” Your eyes lit up at the memory that just flashed in your brain, “Remember when the heat on the Marauder went out on Hoth and you busted your ass to fix it, and got everybody to huddle together so they wouldn’t freeze?” Tech continued to just stare in your eyes, silent. 

“Or, or! Remember when Crosshair’s scope on his sniper cracked and he couldn't find any replacement parts so you constructed your own for him? And look, that one works even better than the ones made for the military!” 

You didn't know, but as you spoke, your eyes held this glimmer to them, Tech couldn't quite describe it. He had never seen anybody look more beautiful than you did now, comforting him in his time of need. Stars, how did he manage to get you in his life? He felt his chest tighten, which caused his eyes to widen. You noticed this and thought something was even more wrong than it already was. 

“Tech, a--are you alright?” This broke him out of his thoughts immediately, hands squeezing yours in reassurance, “I’m more than alright, mesh’la. Thank you. You are a magnificent...friend.” The smile that graced your face made all the stars in the galaxy look dim, soft lips pecking his forehead and temporarily making his heart stop. One day, he thought. One day he would give you the world. Perhaps his first step in doing so was learning how to fly this kriffing thing. 

#I don't think the tech we see in cw and tbb is super insecure but I definitely think that's bc he overcame it when he was younger #sweet man had to start somewhere you know? #also I was thinking about how insane the marauder looks when its flying and realized this rascal was behind the toggle everytime so voila #i loved writing this #tech #drabble #lauren's 100 follower celebration! #my writing

[leorawright]

Glad to hear you’re feeling better! :)

May I request the mercs with a reader who always gifts them stuff? Like someone who whenever they get reminded of their favorite merc they always get it?

Sorry if you’ve done this before!

Thanks! :D

Sure!

Mercs with s/o who always gives gifts

Scout

Very flattered

When you tell him you thought of him he gets even more blushy

He's not used to gifts outside of his birthday or holidays so when you give him stuff randomly it really makes him feel like you care

He'll try to give you stuff back but he struggles in the monet department a bit

Soldier

He'll also give many gifts

Sure most of them are American flags or human ears but it's the thought that counts right? Right?

Anyways every time you give him a gift his smile will get so much wider before he thanks you loudly and carry the gift away

He has a special room where he keeps all your gifts

Demoman

Very excited

He loves receiving gifts just as much as giving them

Speaking of giving gifts expect many gifts back from him

If he's being honest he prefers gifts that are used in daily life than knickknacks but if you get him a trinket he won't complain

He's the best as memorizing the things you like so he can get you gifts accordingly

Pyro

They're so happy they love your gifts!

They'll give gifts back but they are affected by Pyro vision so be warned

They keep all your gifts in special places so they can admire them every day

If you give them stuffed animals they might die from happiness on the spot

They always have all the stuffed animals you got them in a big pile on their bed

Heavy

He prefers giving gifts rather than other forms of showing affection

So you two have a silent code of giving gifts together

He keeps all your gifts to him in special locations so they won't be damaged

He also gives just as many gifts back to you

If you tell him you thought of him when you got him a gift that he loves he feels so loved and like you actually pay attention to him

Medic

He loves receiving gifts

He's not as good as giving gifts back though so be warned

If you give him any medical supplies he's delighted and keeps them in pristine condition

He prefers to give cuddles back to repay the gifts because he knows his gifts aren't the best

When you give him gifts randomly he'll thank you many times before walking around with the biggest smile on his face

Sniper

Very confused

He's not used to getting gifts at all so when you give him gifts randomly he doesn't know how to respond

He tries to give gifts back and he's actually pretty good at it

He will be flustered no matter what when you give him a gift

He does enjoy the attention though so don't be fooled when he doesn't say anything when he takes the gifts

Spy

He's used yo gifts but nothing as personalized to his personality

He's not used to people thinking about what he would truly want so when you say you thought of him when the gift is something he loves he might start crying

He'll hold you when you first give him a gift for a long time

He never truly gets used to the strange attention

But that will never mean he hates it he relishes in feeling like you care

#tf2 x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 spy x reader #tf2 pyro x reader