#tf2 x s/o

[cbsxreader]

A s/o that works as a private chef? But not in the wholesome way but like competition chef way, very much like a Gordon Ramsey or a Sanji from one piece

Sure, why not?

Ps. To anyone who wants to make a request to me in the future, please specify which characters to write! (Don't take it personally, anon! Also, I hope I wrote it right!)

Also I'm going to write this in a Hell's Kitchen situation and the mercs are there.

The mercs with a S/o who is a competitive chef

Scout

Scout thought "What's the big deal?", before he actually saw what it meant to be a competitive chef.

He can't help but watch his S/o quickly moving through the food stations like it's nothing.

If anyone insults his S/o and he tries to defend them, most likely the other person arguing would make Scout return to his seat in silence..

But before that he hops over the counter and 'helps' his S/o.

Soldier

Is honestly a big fan of all the shouting and every dish being made as well as possible.

It's all fun and games until someone shouts at Soldier's S/o for screwing up.

Soldier immediately defends his S/o, shouting back at them to the point where they're both red-faced.

Security escorts Soldier and his S/o stays quiet.

When it comes to the actual food, he finds out which station his S/o is on and only orders from them.

Pyro

Just..stands there by the counter, watching their S/o.

Others would make a remark about their outer appearence, only for Pyro to stare into their soul.

S/o would have to shoo them away, so they don't disturb them.

And if Pyro hears someone praise S/o, the'll get S/o's attention and give them a sticker :)

Demoman

He would be the one who openly encourages and cheers on his S/o and helps them by shouting, for example, what should be taken off the heat, so it doesn't burn.

And if the others call this out, he will put on a strong scottish accent, defending his S/o.

His scottish rage towards the other contestants helps his S/o with dealing with them.

Engineer

Oh this poor man..

He's honestly worried for his S/o during the competition and afterwards he constantly asks them, if they're alright with being yelled at.

His S/o assures him that they're fine and it's completely normal and that they yell at others too, since it's all done to improve the chefs.

He might improve their equipment in secret, so their dishes are better. He just doesn't want his S/o to feel pressured.

Heavy

He knows he's a big man and would just be in the way of everything if he did what his S/o's great at.

He admires their agility and coordination skills. But he doesn't like others shouting at his S/o that's for sure.

Heavy feels the need to make sure the other contestants know that he's in a relationship with his S/o and intimidating them, so they don't try anything stupid.

Medic

He's a mix between Demo's supportiveness and Soldier's defensiveness.

He openly supports his S/o and at the same time, threaten anyone who insults his S/o. So, his partner isn't even surprised when a rival of theirs goes missing.

Might encourage his S/o to cheat and use drugs to boost their productivity during the competition. (I kinda imagine Medic to have sketchy drugs in his lab lol)

Sniper

Honestly, Sniper went in and watched his S/o, not knowing what to expect.

Only for the orders to start piling up and everyone getting angry.

Sniper then realizes how coordinated his S/o needs to be to cook a single dish and how they need to handle brutal insults said to their face.

He knows that he would crumble under the pressure, so he devellops a sort of respect for his S/o, especially after they spew out insults as well.

Overall very supportive and doesn't disturb his S/o.

Spy

He just might secretly sabotage anyone who's against his S/o.

And later his S/o might scold him for it because they want to play fairly and actually improve.

Spy, eventually, obliges and doesn't do anything shady.

He never misses a time when his S/o is in a competition, they might not see him because he's disguised, but he's always somewhere admidst the people.

Ms. Pauling

She actually quite likes the intensity of it all.

Like, this is her everyday, but in a restaurant.

Could actually think of some useful tips for her S/o to improve their performance while watching them compete.

If she has more free time than usual, she and her S/o practice, she sets up a timer while her S/o prepares a meal.

Would also cheer them on like Medic and Demoman.

Bonus!

All mercs would try to teach their S/o new swears, just in different ways.

Pyro would suggest something like: "Oh, biscuits!"

Engie and Heavy would try to "secretly" teach their S/o new swears, as if they're going to get in massive trouble.

And the mercs that are not american would teach unique swears from their homeland (I'm looking at Sniper and Demo specifically)

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[tyrianludaship]

Yeah, I think Sniper is gonna be a little busy this month

(I spent too much effort on this ahh. Like just the lineart took an hour)

Traced this for the rifle (probably not an accurate model; I just kinda looked up tf2 sniper gun)

Also a sketch cuz the difference in quality is a lil funny

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[mehidktbh]

Spiders

Pairing: Mick "Sniper" Mundy x Fem!Reader

Summary: A hot summer day attracts all types of insects to get into the base, out of the hot sun and humid air. Only to be faced with their death by someone not so keen on them.

Warning: Swearing, the killing of a spider? Ngl this is just something I threw together before I slept. 🤷🏼‍♀️

A/N: Wanted to make this before I write my next Simon Riley fic (thanks to your votes). But this also came from today when I found a little Black Widow Spider in my shoe. Still living in Australia I cannot with any insects. (Also it's canon that Sniper has a feat of Spiders, I was there)

How much longer of this humid sun did you have to go through? At first, you thought that the summer would stay when needed, but no. You've got months ahead of you, knowing you're going to wake up in a pile of slickly unpleasant sweat every day. Even worse is the lousy air conditioning in the base, it's been fixed so many times it runs as low as it can. Just as bad as the air circulation too.

So here you are, slouched over in the main room, the leather seat sticks to your bare skin the second you'd get up. You'd be carrying the whole couch along with you. Scout sits next to you, his loud huffing is getting annoying, and one of his arms is slung on the back of the couch. Just touching your head but you're too into heatstroke to realise he's nearly touching your hair.

Sniper sits next to you too, a chair for himself as he spreads fully out. His usual smirk rests on his face as he casually looks over to the two of you. "Gettin' comfortable 'ere?" Scout slowly looks over at him, a scowl on his face. Usually, he'd fling himself across the room, both hands probably strangling the poor bushman but all he can do is roll his eyes.

"How abou' 'cha Y/N?" A weak smile slowly appears on your face, and you flick him a thumbs up. Only he sees right through your smile. But he nods sharply, flicking his attention to the TV. To him, an interesting documentary on animals hibernating. How different animals do it in different seasons and how bears survive through the cold season catches his attention more than you and Scout combined.

But you're too busy looking over at the small old-fashioned fridge. You begin to wonder how cold it really is in there, usually, the beers don't get nearly as cold enough to drink comfortably but still, that's better than nothing. So gradually you start to get up, the leather breaking apart from your skin makes you cringe but it dies out over the TV.

"Bears can be woken easily during a mild spell of weather, but may not have enough energy to survive the rest of the winter. Which is why-" "AHH!"

Your inarticulate and high-pitched scream easily overpowers the TV, even with its high volume on it's enough to echo throughout the whole base. "Holy- What?" Scout's Boston accent quickly appears behind your terrified figure. Sniper also sprints right behind him to reach you from across the room. Looking over your shoulder to see what's got you shaken up and pointing at.

Expecting to see another head or organ which Medic decided to leave unattended in the fridge or on the kitchen counter. But instead, he only spots a little Black Widow Spider sitting unsettled on the counter. Eating away at the bread crumbs left behind from Heavy's sandvich.

"Kill it, Scout, before it kills us!" You frantically order Scout, only he groans in annoyance. "Jesus Y/N! I thought you found someone fucking dead" Your hands shake his shoulders back and forth quickly. "Well, you're about to find my body if you don't-" Before you can say anything he leaves swiftly. Ignoring your pleas as he tiredly walks back to the couch.

Looking over to Sniper you give him the same look in your eyes, a plead. "Pfft, watch an' learn" You watch as Sniper leans over to the counter more. The movement of his arm quickly alerts the pernicious red spider as it begins to move quickly. A yelp nearly leaves Sniper's mouth as he backs away instantly.

"You're scared?" You ask not out of laughter... well maybe. But more because you generally thought he'd be used to Spiders by now. Living in the outback much mean he's dealt with them thousand times before, right? "Nah'm not." His usual down-to-earth and easygoing face now flashes bright red either from the humid air or is now because you mention his (unknowingly) fear of spiders?

But before you can mutter out a single word he reaches over the counter again, his eyes glued to the Spider chilling there. His whole hand flexed and tense as he quickly snatched a tissue from the box. The sudden sound sends the Spider flying in his direction. It sends him flying backwards, his hands coming out in front of him like he was going to fistfight the insect.

You on the other hand you're now snickering softly, the fear you felt before going away as you watch Sniper unravel in front of you. He quickly catches onto your laughing, a glaring cold look replaces his scared expression as he pushes past you. His shoulders square as he swiftly squishes the spider under the tissue, a gross sound following.

"See, m' not scared of spiders..."

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[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

Big man

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[sbc-moved]

Repost of a silly old comic </3

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[flakytartart]

I saw fanart of Scout on Twitter and remembered that we're dating

#scout tf2 #red scout #tf2 scout #tf2 #team fortress 2 #selfship #self ship #f/o x s/i #s/i x f/o #flakytartART #selfshipping #doodle #im actually in a huge Armin Arlert and Kiyotaka mood rn but this doodle needed to be finished #it me

[racmune]

Andy post self ship cintent NOW!@!!@@@@!!! ---> loves self shipping

my beautiful hustand.....

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[inkadink17]

Ok,.

Pretty Random for a first post if I must admit-BUT The lack of content for THE GREAT MERASMUS disgusts me. I must make headcanons for our beloved wizard, I MUST!

Merasmus with S/0 Headcanons fanfic (ish)

•Let's switch it up a bit 😈 Let's say You are also a witch

You too met on Halloween (or in a wizard convention if you prefer :}}} )

You hated when the mercs hurt him every Halloween but you decided not to get involved.

You surprise cuddle him any chance you get and he will short circuit like hell, he’ll calm down once you give him a hobbit movie marathon and a lot of blankets and popcorn 🥰

He will go above and beyond to impress you.

When he comes back from fighting, you would always go and comfort him as you used your magic to heal him. (Maybe watch your fav movie afterwards❤️❤️)

Do you hate soldier’s guts as much as your bf? You don’t like that he tries to kill him every Halloween but apart from that you thought his personality was a little enjoyable.

You definitely read together and come up with your own interpretations of the ending

Flower Crowns? MUST!

Star gazing? D E F I N I T E L Y !

Braiding eachother’s hair would be nice too ☺️❤️(If merasmus even has hair is up to you ofc :D)

Three words,

👏M👏A👏T👏C👏H👏I👏N👏G

👏H👏A👏L👏L👏O👏W👏E👏E👏N

👏C👏O👏S👏T👏U👏M👏E👏S👏👏

USE YOUR MAGIC TO BEAT UP THE YAKUZA FOR HIM PLZZZZ boi doesn’t need to lose another finger 😞😞😞

BACKSTORY

BONUS~~!

(Because it’s better for the loooorrrrreeee👹👹👹)

(Optional)

Merasmus grew up with a toxic mother as a child and is very attention starved (with would or would not explain how he acts now) when he tells you about this you try and comfort him as much as you can.

He can be a bit clingy at times and you would understand him

He would bottle up his emotions constantly and when you asked him about it he would brush it off and carry on with his day but if he were to be cornered by your concern he said that he was always told by his mother that crying was embarrassing and that a grown man shouldn’t cry. You immediately hugged him and told him it’s unhealthy to bottle up his emotions and just to let them out, (if he likes to vent is up to you!)

When he accidentally breaks something in the castle he starts softly crying and whimpering and immediately apologizing. You told him it was ok and that accidents happen, as you do you drag him to the living room and cuddle with him to take is mind off of it as you use your magic to clean it up.

Aight y’all it’s 11:44 where I live and Im TOIED MATEE😩😫 If u want u could leave a request for another merasmus hc and i would be happy to do it👍👍 k imma sleep gnn

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[pansear-doodles]

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[rorichuu]

(never done this before so i apologize if its shite)

would it be possible for like tf2 medic or tf2 engie having a really scout-level stupid gender neutral s/o

one who wouldnt be paying attention to how asleep their foot it and ending up spraining it and then acting like ot was the floors fault

or whod do a backflip off stairs for gum off the ceiling and half a penny

and them like crawling back to their intelligent boyfriend like they just ran head first into an electric fence

(sorry if this was done before lmao)

relationships for dummies — engineer/medic x gn!reader

pairing: engineer/medic x gn!reader (separate)

authors note: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE LMAOOO this was a remarkable ask thank you so much for sending this in anon - hope you like it :D

disclaimer: none!

MEDIC:

no one knows how you two got together

like nobody knows

some theorize but no one has gotten a definitive answer

but the real reason was that he just loved how absolutely unhinged you were

like you had NO fear to do the things you did

he. fucking. LOVED THAT.

studies you like you're a creature in a jar

medic isn't so much of a worrier, not like engie is

if you're hurt, he can patch you back up like it's no biggie 🙄🙄

and highkey just as chaotic as you are

so you guys are partners in MANY crimes

but he also finds it very humorous whenever you do pretty stupid stuff

if you sprained your ankle because your foot fell asleep, he'd sigh tbh

it's happened so many times

and he told you how to prevent that

so many times

but he's obviously more than willing to help you; he's your crutch when you need him

if y'all are on the battlefield, he's more than likely to be by your side throughout the entire fight

even more than heavy

most of the time, he's just trying to refrain from your usage of the respawn machine with the amount of times you've tripped or tried to perform some kinda stunt

used uber on you once

it was

interesting

obviously he was more than willing to use uber on you

he was so damn curious on how'd you boost and what you'd do

and the thrill of it all?? drunk off of it

he loves you very much

supporter in all of your idiocy!!!

ENGINEER:

i'll be honest

finds it more entertaining than anything

although, he sometimes... worries?

he remembers the time where you tried to slap a sticker on the ceiling and ended up tripping on the ladder scout was (so poorly supporting) and ended up face first with the floor...

medic helped retrieve your lost tooth

engineer kept asking if you were okay that day LMAOOO

but yeah, the dude worries for you sometimes - you can't just go around doing stunts without some fear of hurting yourself!

kind of a helicopter mom of some sorts

but when he isn't worrying about you, and you're doing harmless shit, he finds it HUMOROUS ASF

like when you decided to sit on your foot for too long and tried to walk and just fell

he was laughing and slapping his knee

the old man he is

he DID try and help you up but you fell over again and I swear to god you put the man into cardiac arrest

tries his very best to warn you or help you prevent idiotic acts like these

but he definitely isn't overbearing

he's more of a watch from afar with a beer in hand while he gives you a thumbs up while you nearly drown in a pool with your floaties

he's that kinda guy

and I stand by it

. . .

one time you successfully tried to jump an electric fence (with demo, heavy, and scout as witnesses)

and hey!!! you did it!!! ........on the 7th time!

you and scout are besties I don't make the rules

you guys literally feast off each other's energies

but anyway

you went running towards your boyfriend, calling his name as you stumbled into his workroom.

"Hey, honey bee! What's going- ... on?"

he tried.

he tried so hard not to laugh.

but your frizzy hair and disheveled clothes was too much not to marvel

"What'd you do this time?" He laughed as he was quick to smooth over your crazed hair.

loves you so much

his little firecracker

.

.

.

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[cbsxreader]

CBS with an S/o who has a kid

It's better for his S/o to tell Christian that they have a kid a bit later into the relationship when they're both sure they can take it further.

Once his S/o does tell him though, he is surprised. He's like: "You're dating me and you have a kid??", but he also really thinks over if he wants to meet their kid because he isn't sure he's ready to be a parental figure.

He realizes the foundation of his relationship of his S/o and him depends on his connection to the life of their child, so he decides it's worth a shot.

When they do meet, the kid might get scared of him and it's up to his S/o to bond them. Christian legit gets stalked by the kid, he catches them looking at him around corners and watching him through nearly closed doors.

If the kid starts to open up and starts hugging him when he shows up at the door, there's a good chance he won't be opened up yet and lifts up his arms when the kid hugs his waist or leg, not wanting to touch them as if they're sick.

His S/o suggests he brings a gift to their kid when he comes over, so they start to trust him. So he does just that, gifting the kid candy, toys and money when they meet. He also starts kneeling down to their level to seem less intimidating.

Eventually, his S/o asks Christian to babysit their kid. He's a mix of a bad babysitter and a cool one. The kid might have to survive on only snacks and cereal but Christian will allow the kid to do things his S/o doesn't allow like jumping on the couch and he will take them anywhere they want to go.

Every once in a while Christian shares a wholesome moment with the kid. Like them playing together, him letting them sit on his shoulders, the kid falling asleep watching cartoons and him carrying them to bed, him telling them stories from his life and the outback, giving them his hat or sunglasses, dropping them off and picking them up from school, y'know all that good stuff.

Gives them nicknames like: little bugger, anklebiter, etc.

If the kid gets bullied then the bully better have a bodyguard because Christian will either take care of the bully himself or teach his S/o's kid to fight.

He might teach the kid to swear though and his S/o would immediately know whose fault it is.

#it would give off tv show lucifer and trixie vibes #like the kid goes to hug him and he's like yes...hello child #christian brutal sniper x reader #freak fortress x reader #tf2 freaks x reader #tf2 freakshow x reader #christian brutal sniper x s/o

[fatfuckingcatstuff]

Hellooo, I come to request something for tf2 more specific for scout and sniper, if you can't do all of them, it would be that your s/o has a lot of scars on his body from past adventures. How would they react the first time they see her without clothes and see all the scars?

"ETCHED WITH BEAUTY"

Sniper/Scout x Fem! Reader with scars

This is such a cute req!! We love a person with scars I honestly feel it makes them radiate more.

SCOUT

You can already bet your ass that he's going to be stunned (in a good way)

"WOAH!!!!"

He would admire each scar that decorated your body

(my personal headcanon) I feel like he'd trace the shapes of some of them

The whole convo would be him pointing at each scar and asking about it's backstory.

"Oh! What about this one?"

"I got that when I fell down a hill and slid past a sharp rock! "

"Pfftt, and that one?"

"I fought a bear with my bare hands."

"😨"

SNIPER

I don't think he would have much of a reaction lowkey

He'd probably show you his scars from when he was resseructed from the dead.

Same like Scout he would love to hear how you got all of them.

"Ripper love."

"Yeahhh!! And I got this from fighting a bear with my bare hands!!"

"😃"

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[tyrianludaship]

Finally finished my TF2 self insert ref sheet let's go !!! :D

(Also a little bio cuz I needed to write something about them)

Bio (based on TF2 Wiki)

Name: Piper

Pronouns: She / They

Location of Origin: Mariposa, California, USA

Job: Miscellaneous / Morale

Motto: "We're not dying just yet. We're too stubborn."

Description: "After a particularly demoralizing event for Mann CO., basically any random person with charisma could bring motivation back to everyone else involved. But honestly, a person without charisma could work too. An extra hand doesn't hurt after all. Even if the extra hand is basically an unpaid comedian that doubled as an secretary."

( Note: Not a mercenary but has access to them so they can give moral support, be annoying crack jokes with and kiss the Mercs whenever. Though the Administrator is not amused. )

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[i-willstealyourtoes]

can i request a scout from tf2 x introverted reader? where scout tries to get reader out of their shell like the extrovert he is but reader only feels comfortable around him

No problem, I got you ;)

Scout with introverted s/o

- He's the complete opposite of you, so at first he doesn't really get the struggle?

- His entire life he's been pretty loud and talkative (he kinda has to be since he's had to compete with all his siblings as a kid)

- So expect him to be confused at first

- "But... can't you just speak more or something...?"

- He'd try to put you into more social situations, such as parties or something like that

- He'd have no issue just coming up and talking to people

- "See, toots? It ain't that difficult! You just go up and say 'hi'!"

- Then he'd come up to a random group with his arm around you, trying to get you to talk to them

- But once he glances at you and sees how uncomfortable you are in such a big gathering, he'd probably excuse the two of you

- "Okay, so, you definitely didn't like that... Which is okay!!! Not that it's a big problem!!"

- (cue Scout trying to make sure he doesn't accidentally offend you)

- He'd try understand what you don't like and what you do like with social situations

- When you tell him you're only comfortable with him, he can't help but feel pride swell up in his chest as he holds you closer, his cheeks a little pink

- "W-well, yeah, of course you'd feel safe with me! I'm your loving boyfriend..!"

- He knows that you need to try talk to people more though, so he'd try help you out

- "Alright, well... we can start with one person at a time? How about that...?"

- He's really trying his best here :')

- He's always near you to encourage you as you try to talk to anyone new

- If you make any progress, he'd definitely give you a high-five and smile widely

- "Yeah, that's it babe, you're definitely getting better!"

- Although if stuff starts to go wrong, or you feel socially drained, he's more than happy to go home/somewhere quiet(er)

- "Time to bounce? Yeah, that's fine babe, let's go."

- Either way, he's happy to help you out in anyway and see your progress!!

#x reader #tf2 #x reader headcanons #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout #scout x reader

[jermer10]

Oh god.. this is a bit depraved but here we goHello! Uh if you are taking requests right now, could you maybe make a spicy TF2 mercs x male!reader where the reader is into weapon play (could be their reactions to simple things .. like a gasp from the gun touching their skin to something more smutty, your pick!)It'd be nice to have all mercs but if too much sniper, soldier and engineer would the the 3 favs!

TF2 male s/o with a weapon kink

18+ only, male reader | tried to add some heavier nsfw, i hope you enjoy anon!

includes: soldier, engineer, sniper tw: sexual content, weapon play kink

drabbles under the cut :P

Soldier: - Soldier knew about this kink long before he had started fucking you - he may be stupid, but he knows what an erection looks like, and you were always rock hard after watching him bash an enemy to death with his market gardener - so he decided to confront you, like any concerned teammate would - ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ME, MAGGOT?", he pressed the shovel into your throat, backing you into a corner - subtly isn't his strong suit - "what the f..fuck..?" your skin crawled with arousal - you couldn't speak, let alone think with the rusted edge of the weapon tugging at your skin - "why do you ask?" you choked out, face flushed in embarrassment - Soldier shamelessly palmed your erection, "THAT'S WHY." - you groaned, jaw slack and eye brows furrowed. you expected Soldier to relent, yet he continued to stroke you through your pants. - subtly DEFINITELY wasn't his strong suit, and to be frank you were enjoying the way he was man-handling you - "I SHARE THIS...ATTRACTION." a sickening grin plastered on his rough features and his shovel pressing harder into your trachea - his body was so close to yours, backing you against the concrete walls of the base and forcing himself onto you - your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he continued to grope at your cock - "fuuuuuck Soldier p..leas..e..." your voice was gruff, the words seemed to be drawn out of you "PLEASE WHAT, CUPCAKE?" you didn't take him for a tease - "fuhck me!" you plead, throatily moaning at the cold, stinging sensation of the shovel cutting into your throat, your cock throbbed, the fabric rubbing your dick raw - you didn't have to ask twice, Soldier pushed you to the ground, ass up, knees scraping against the concrete floor, and market gardener pressed strongly between your shoulder blades

Engineer: - he would never admit it, but if he had a dollar for the amount of times he spent fucking his fist thinking about stuffing you with the muzzle of his shotgun, he would be rich - so when was walking past your room and noticed your door ajar, hearing the unmistakable slick sounds of masturbation, he couldn't help but peer in, hoping to get some new material - and when he saw you fucking yourself with a pistol and breathily moaning his name, he knew that he had to help - "hey darlin', seems like you were callin' out my name?" he knocked on the doorframe, smirking at the way you scrambled to cover yourself - "now don't you worry, y/n...i'm here to help," your face was burning - he positioned himself behind you, leaning against the wall and pulling you into his lap - Engie pulled the gun out of your puckering hole and began thrusting - your slutty moans, accompanying the praising whispers and sticky noises of the gun and your asshole meeting repeatedly, bounced off of the walls in your bedroom - Engie, feeling the high from the moment and the power he held in his fist, clicked off the safety on the gun - you began to shake, adrenaline coursing through your veins and the fear that at any moment the trigger could be squeezed - he lazily stroked your cock with his right hand as his left drove the gun into you - even if he did kill you, you would just respawn with no memory of the last hour or so, but he wanted you to remember everything - it was all becoming too much for him, he could feel himself reaching climax as your writhing body pressed into his chest and crotch, and when he finally came, you came with him - ropes of cum lathered his hand and your bare chest, Engie was impressed, to say the least - but despite your joint climax, he wasn't finished with you

Sniper: - Sniper's hide site was in a heavily concealed room sitting atop a random abandoned building - where he was and what he was doing didn't matter, you had been targeted by the enemy team's Sniper, and despite the fact that from where he was perched you seemed clearly annoyed, he couldn't help but see the redness in your face as the other Australian cornered you time and time again with his kukri - countless backstabs from Spy, bonks with Scouts bat, nothing came close to the way your face would go beet when he held the knife to your neck before swiftly ending you - Sniper wanted to try it for himself, clearly you had some sort of attraction to him - and he would be lying if he didn't find the idea of forcing you to suck him off while holding a blade to your throat hot - he signaled you to come up to his spot, making sure no one followed you - "hey, what's up man?" you huffed, you looked exhausted - Sniper felt awkward, but the erection in his pants was unrelenting and the way your eyes met his with a sort of nervous lust didn't help - "on your knees." he simply stated, unsheathing the kukri from his belt holster - your face went blank, did you hear him correctly? was Sniper wrong about his assumption? - "oh god, you saw me with the other Sniper..." realization hit your face, and so did an embarrassed flush - you bashfully knelt, doe-eyed looking up at the New Zealander-Australian man - Sniper unbuckled his pants, his cock springing out into your face - he held the knife up to you "suck." he commanded, his face flush and his palms sweating profusely

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