#but i saw the vid and istg

[dr3wsgf]

omg….. Someone on Twitter said that ppl saw them sharing a drink w two straws….. NO WORDS

#achraf hakimi #kylian mbappe #istg if nabil wasn’t there w them i would totally believe it’s a date #why the need to share a drink #boyfriends fr #just saw a vid of them on the water slide literal children

[chaiaurchaandni]

yk these pages r getting funded by israel if they unabashedly post bullshit like this. the zionists hated palestinians so much, they started saying hitler wasnt that bad like wtf

#same energy as anima writers hating women so much that their male characters come across as having homoerotic relationships #this is just crazy atp like can they hear themselves talk #zionism is nazism btw #and zionists are antisemitic asf like i just saw a vid of a pro israel woman going up to pro palestine orthodox jews and #telling them that hitler shouldve gassed them and istg my jaw dropped???? that was so dsgusting like #how do these people rationalize and justify these actions to themselves #those jews remained so calm and collected like theyre better than me bec if i was them id start throwing punches #free palestine #palestine #gaza #long live palestine #glory to the martyrs #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #long live the resistance #death to israel

[waltzedintherain]

… bro the fucking weirdest shit goes down on tik tok and i just TRY MY BEST TO MIND MY BUISNESS

#queue #i just saw someone support this video in the comment section #and the vid was about not supporting the death eaters and shit #like regulus and barty #and this person commented on it being like yesss or whatever #but their account literally is so much regulus/jegulus stuff #like— #what am i missing istg i don’t understand people sometimes

[ben-shapiro-the-catboy]

no words

#avatar #atla #ong #my name is ong #meme #atla live action #atla movie #atleast the new one is better #istg i actually #ive been searching for this guy for like an hour #cause #i saw the my name is ong vid #and just like remember #remembered #that one cartoon i watched 2 years ago in a hotel while on holiday #idk man #yeah #jokes #idk how to tag this #idk #not really #i dunno

[akumanoken]

Note to self, never let Souji or Sakura anywhere near Astarion...

#my children are such fangbangers istg #I saw a vid on my recommended and both of them really did just.... *stretch neck out*

[tchaikovskym]

My work friend wants to become Christian. I've failed as a person. My influence has not been enough.

#and istg its bc of stupid things like influencers #she sends me a lot of vids from 2 christian influencers and while theyre like. more negative things than positive #she still wants to do it #and also you know those stupid flyers that go like jesus is with you or smth #she saw one today and went like oh its a sign #A SIGN GIRL NOOOOOOOO #i joked about burning in hell today and she stopped me!!!! said i shouldnt say it or it might happen!!!! GIRL #yeah sorry religious followers. im not a fan of religion at all. as you can see.

[dongfuck]

nsfw. mdni. don’t like, don’t read.

omg i just woke up (yes i woke up at 4 in the morning don’t judge me) and i had the weirdest dream last night. basically in the dream, i was just scrolling through instagram and decided to looked at jaemin’s story. at first it was normal, selfies and videos of the sky. suddenly, there was a picture of his tent in his grey sweatpants in the company car. of course, i was shocked but i couldn’t click away. the next slide was a video of him touching himself through his sweatpants with haechan’s voice in the background (i couldn’t understand since it was in korean). and the NEXT one was a video of him stuffing haechan’s mouth with his cum, STILL at the back seat of the car. immediately, i clicked out of his story and switched off my phone. why isn’t the company doing anything? i thought. but then a few minutes later i got curious and went to his story again. this time, the video with haechan was deleted and there was only the picture of his sweatpants and the vid of him touching himself. after that, idk how and why but i went to my gallery and there was a screen recording of jaem’s story. i clicked on it and there was the video that got deleted from his story. although this time, it was an extended version. honestly in my dream jaemin was so big and girthy and long and fat that i was drooling all over. i watched him literally throat fuck hyuck until he was a gagging mess. his saliva literally dripped down his chin and onto jaemin’s pants until the colour of the fabric darkened. the sounds they were making were heavenly too. i found myself growing hot even in the dream. just then, jaem pulled out and pumped himself a few more times with his right hand while the other gripped hyuck’s jaw that was wide open. the groan he let out when he released his load in hyuck’s mouth was extremely sexy, i would’ve came right then and there. and then with jm’s cum overflowing through the corners of hyuck’s mouth, the dream ended there. i genuinely thought it was real and even double checked jaemin’s acc just to be sure 😭😭 (p.s, i tried to make it as detailed as possible for y’all. istg y’all have to see what i saw. at least have a vision of it. it was bazookas 😵‍💫😵‍💫)

#seems like jaemin celebrated his birthday in my dream ig 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #nct imagines #nct smut #nct hard hours #nct 127 #haechan hard hours #haechan imagines #haechan smut #jaemin hard hours #jaemin smut #jaemin imagines #nct dream

[ketchup0-0]

Hi everyone, I’m back

I’ve been busy with school (and by that I mean only English homework cuz istg my English teacher hates me) so I haven’t rlly been online.

Nothing too interesting happened since I last posted, I saw my friend yesterday, I’m gonna see my bf tomorrow, and on Friday I’m seeing my friend again

I rlly enjoy seeing her, she was my first friend (of like 12 years lol) and she’s not going to our school anymore because of stuff yk so I was rlly happy when I decided to not deal with school yesterday and leave half way through to go see her and hang out till 8 ( she also fed me dinner so I was rlly happy abt that too)

Recently I’ve been watching a lot of videos made by izzzyzzz, have u heard of her? If not u should check her out she’s super cool.. or maybe I’m just a nerd abt old internet culture and other nerdy shit..it’s a possibility, actually while I’m writing this I’m watching her kill switch vid at the same time

I’m hopefully gonna change up my room a bit (selling my bed for a smaller one and selling my dresser for a vanity) so hopefully I can update u guys on the progress so I can finally have my dream room, which is just like every jirai room on pintrest ever

#cute #jirai kei #ryousangata #jirai onna #menhera chan #ame chan #needy girl overdose #kangel #needy streamer overload #yua takahashi #landmine girl

[lunathebee]

THE MOON BOYS IF THEY HAVE A TIKTOK ACCOUNT ft Y/n aka their girlfriend

Warning: nothing, just fluff and not 100% proofread

A/n: I'm literally making and editing this on my phone cuz have you ever watch a tiktok vid about cute couple and be like damn hey god it is me again? I just- I- yea I hope yall enjoy this <33

🍓 STEVEN GRANT 🍓

Steven is comfortable with being seen online.

He doesn't mind showing his face or sharing daily stuff.

Definitely a golden retriever bf.

He had the biggest smile when he saw you. It was like you were the sun and his eyes lit up when you were near. 😭😭

So because of that, his tiktok would probably be full of videos (he takes) of you.

It's so cute that he adds in every single video the sentence "my girlfriend ♥️✨".

"Picnic day with my girlfriend"

"Letting my girlfriend try vegan food"

"My girlfriend rated my OOTD"

LIKE IT IS LITERALLY SO CUTE.

The viewers would be so jealous of Y/n because helloo??? The most perfect and precious guy on the world already have a girlfriend.

You guys are known for finishing each other's sentences and singing Taylor Swift's songs.

The most stable and happy couple ever <333

Most popular tiktok video: Karaoke night with my girlfriend (1.8M likes)

🍓 MARC SPECTOR 🍓

Marc isn't THAT comfortable with being seen online.

Body? Fine, but no face.

It give the viewers the vibe of "Pinterest aesthetic".

You know the type of pics/vids you see on Pinterest where the couple's faces are not seen or are blurry? Yea, exactly that's you two.

His tiktok account is kinda chill and filled with soft moments like cuddling (in a dimly lit room) or cooking together (back facing the camera) <33

But because of that his vids got stolen and reposted a lot 😡😡😡

Overall:

A very mature type of love, there might be fighting and heated arguments but he always knows how to calm you down and vice versa.

"You healed me" and "Your beauty never ever scared me" couple

Most popular tiktok video: 💍💍 She said yes! (2.4M likes)

🍓 JAKE LOCKLEY 🍓

His tiktok somehow become a hands-only tiktok.

Jake never shows his face or body or anything, only his hands.

Sometimes he talks in the video too (which makes the viewers go wild)

And if he speaks the tiniest bit of Spanish?

🤰🤰🤰

Anywayyyyy,back to the tiktok

He gives Y/n *princess treatment*

Jake buys flowers and silk dresses for you.

He loves seeing you in high heels and makeup.

His tiktok scream mafia boss, jewelry, expensive black and leather clothes, alcohol.

Also includes...✨spicy✨ stuff 💀💀 Viewers must view at their own risk.

Istg Jake got the most thirsty comments and fanbase.

But don't worry, he only devoted to you

You're his soft spot <33

You two make a power couple fr.

Most popular tiktok video: Face reveal (3.5M likes)

#steven grant x reader #steven grant x y/n #steven grant x you #marc spector x reader #marc spector x y/n #marc spector x you #jake lockley x reader #jake lockley x y/n #jake lockley x you #moon knight imagine #moon knight x reader #moon knight fluff #marvel moon knight #steven grant #jake lockley #marc spector #oscar isaac #moon knight headcanon

[btshoseong]

👣. !!: THE WAY TAE LOOKS AT HOSEONG ‧₊˚

↺ 💌 ࣪ ˖ ∿ 1998 , @pandorasword for the inspiration behind this. saw the chaeri x joon vid and couldn’t help it. it was so cute :,)

SE3OULVZ • 3 hrs ago

he has the softest eyes only for his seongie hyung 🥹

COMMENTS

bro a confession is literally on the tip of this man’s tongue

not me opening this app only to end up with moist liquid in my eyes from se3oulv agenda

some of y’all neglect to remember these boys are TWIN FLAMES they feel most at ease in each other’s presence

seongie brings out the most precious smiles from him 😞

istg nobody ever take taetae away from his seongie hyung or i’m committing war crimes against the nation

yeah i needed this today, gonna tattoo the se3oulv agenda on my forehead

#( 🩻 ) ───── hoseong’s fancomps #bts 8th member #bts 8th male member #kpop added member #kpop added male member #kpop addition #kpop male addition #kpop additional member #kpop additional male member #bts additional member #bts additional male member #bts added member #bts added male member #kpop member au #kpop male member au #kpop oc #kpop male oc #bts oc #bts male oc #bts addition #bts male addition

[writingmochi]

! "favorite kpop group(s)" tag game !

tagged by: raeri @14raeriluv thank you so much for tagging me! (you've tagged me twice n i want more if you have more tag games under your sleeve. also, it is raeri, right? or rae?)

| who is your favourite kpop group?

currently, txt, enhypen, ateez (yes, in that order cause i enjoy ateez's songs but don't follow their schedule as much, i watched en-o'clock and jake is my muse but don't usually hear their songs, and i can still feel my heart fluttering whenever i come across txt)

| which member sparked your interest first?

txt: yeonjun! he's the first member to be revealed during their debut days and i was one of the first to watch his announcement vid

enhypen: jake. his pics and vids during i-land days (even tho i don't interact with i-land cause i am SICK of survival shows, fuuuuck them!)

ateez: seonghwa cause of his appearance that i still remember (the platinum blond hair with fake lip ring)

| who was your first bias?

txt: soobin is who i claimed as my first bias (i had to be careful with that cause i had a friend who believes the "bias is mine" mindset and she also picked soobin lol so i claimed that my bias is yeonjun >.<)

enhypen: jungwon! i know surprising, but he is and will be my younger bro, but my bias changes depending on who i vibe with and having a sibling connection with won feels weird because i usually read fics of my biases and it feels awkward for me to read a reader x won fic (esp if it's romantic)

ateez: mingi. i like people with deep voices (cause i also have one for being a contralto) and his voice just caught me off guard. then, i moved to wooyoung because he likes jimin and park jimin was my ult bias for like 4 years (i'm a simple girl. if he biases my bias, he is my bias)

| who is your current bias?

txt: soobin

enhypen: jake

ateez: seonghwa

| what makes them your current bias?

visual and voice definitely come to mind. for me, they are so partner-coded with their own pros and cons and i think all of them have a sense of stability within them (soobin with leadership, jake with intelligence, seonghwa with wisdom). while career-wise, they're the underdogs of their groups and i have a thing for underdogs that makes me wanna support them more. they're not flashy enough to be called an ace but also talented enough to be an all-rounder

| who is your bias wrecker?

txt: yeonjun for the longest time. taehyun when i was writing troubled pixies (i even considered biasing yeonbintyun because of it)

enhypen: jay and heeseung! jongseong's been the longest bias wrecker in enha since he almost stole jaeyun's seat numerous times while heeseung is a new one because he's FFFFFFFFAAAAAAWWWKKKing hot and talented (also their music taste combined = my current music taste + they play instruments so that's a plus for me cause i love musicians (most of my real life crush are musicians/can play instruments))

ateez: CHOI SAN FTW istg this guy pls let me bias seonghwa in peace. also, i'll never forget my time biasing wooyoung and he is still lingering on my mind

| which members are you currently obsessing over that aren't your bias/bias wrecker?

txt: i don't think i have one. my member obsession will change depending on which fics of theirs that i'm currently writing (cause all of them are equally chaotic in my eye)

enhypen: KIM SUNOO MY BESTIE!!! he's my fellow 03 liner bestie and he's just a breath of neutral-feminine fresh air in the otherwise hypermasculine vibes of enhypen. i always see myself supporting him more than jake cause he is also an underdog in my eye

ateez: jeong yunho. the immaculate talent he has. the freaking smile. UGHHHHH

| when did you first discover the group?

txt: have been there since the beginning, baby! pre-debut times where bighit announces that bts is having a little brother group and the rest is history

enhypen: i've known about i-land (that's when i saw jake's announcement pic and he is such AWOOGAH) but i'm pissed off by survival shows that i don't wanna feel traumatized anymore. i've heard of given-taken but i didn't start being a fan until drunk-dazed - fever era cause that ep is so nice and they have a show with txt so... yeah!

ateez: back in 2018, so many random play dance vids had pirate king as one song in their roster and so i started to get interested. i became a fan during the start of the treasure ep 2 promotions (the red bg concept photo with blond seonghwa, yes that's the one that i mentioned before) and i binge their content including kq fellaz, ep 1, and the short version of hala hala at that time and it's still one of my fav songs of theirs

| have you ever been to one of their concerts?

txt: twice! act: lovesick in 2022 and act: sweet mirage in 2023. i stand pretty far from the stage (because i don't wanna get crowd crush and i can dance and enjoy however i want) but i actually went past their van convoy on the highway on my way home lmao (me and my best friend actually didn't actually believe it was them until we saw that kai had done a very brief weverse live on the van around the same time i drove my car past their van. the fact that i'm meters away from them but we're shielded by each of our vehicles sadge)

enhypen: never, cause they don't consider my city/country to have many engenes. i'm willing to pay to go watch them in another city/country but depends on scheduling and setlist (cause i'm here to watch them perform given-taken live and they don't have it in the latest setlist for the fate tour which is such a disappointment on my end)

ateez: yeah? they're part of a line up for spotify on stage back in 2019 alongside (g)i-dle and rich brian. so i consider that i have watched them in a concert~

| what are some of your favourite songs by this group?

making this a top 5 (in no particular order) cause that will challenge me

txt: farewell, neverland ; ghosting ; growing pain ; can we just leave this monster alive ; our summer

enhypen: given-taken ; attention, please ; blockbuster ; flicker ; shout out

ateez: answer ; hala hala ; take me home ; utopia ; inception

tagging: the moots who are active recently aka @boba-beom @junniieesbby @lovejoshua @itz-yerin @wave2tyun @sooepz @euphor1a @pyeonghongrie @txt-yaomi and writers i've interacted with recently (through the networks and sideblogs) @wonryllis @beomie3 @gyutarling @anyamaris @wooyoungqueen @sanjoongie @stardragongalaxy and anyone i didn't tag can also join in! (soz if i forget yall tho)

#long post from lissie once again! #not me airing out the reason why i picked my bias is because they are partner material D: #tagged for the moon #category: stanley

[bitter-winter-adult]

Idk who seth everman is but I saw his tweet about where he could get the vid of tom holland getting his back blown and Istg I have been staring at the vid for a full 20 mins with nothing coming out of my mouth but "Whoa"

#tom holland #seth everman #twitter #the crowded room #Its so hot like srsly whoa #i never thought id ever need tom holland as a twink in my life but here I am served with a delicious meal #crowded room

[bobafish]

OK SO STORYTIME IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

our school told us to wear red today in memorial of the persecution of christians. And this morning I just so happened to be in a very Les mis mood and thinking about revolutions and my country's revolution out if nowhere. So obviously ref the blood of angry men, I decided to wear my crocheted cockade.

I WAS gonna take it off eventually but I thought fuck it no one's gonna complain or even recognize it anyway. THEN THAT AFTERNOON (where they were gonna show some parts of the Iliad play btw) in the program they said they were gonna show a video performance of ONE DAY MORE!!!! I know that probably isn't a big deal but FOR ME?? IN A SCHOOL THAT BARELY KNOWS MUSICALS OTHWR THAN DISNEY OR HAMILTON?? AND which does musical stuff very rarely this was. A VERY BIG FUCKING DEAL. So naturally I borrowed my friend's copy of the brick to wave around like a poster, was very proud that I wore my cockade that day, and acted VERY VERY normal when the video played (DKFBSIFBSORHWIFHWIFHSI THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE VID WERE WAVING A BIG RED FLAG‼️‼️)

BUT THEN after screaming and squealing and thinking I would calm down now I SAW SOMEONE WITH A COCKADE????? AND IM VERY INTROVERTED SO IMAGINE MY HAPPINESS WHN ME AND MY SISTER ACTUALLY APPROACHED HER AND I THINK SHE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE A LES MIS FAN IN SCHOOL BECAUSE I SURE WAS!!! She called her friend and I was just grinning and shaking for so long and I was just hugging the book and she even said she made her classmate that was playing R have constant attention on E which is SO important 😭😭💕💕

But i was too shocked and stupid and forgot to ask their name (istg I asked if they had tumblr but they didn't 😭) and I only asked their section sooo I'll just rely on luck to see them again :3

ISTG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS NOT EVEN THE ONE DAY MORE PERFORMANCE AAAAAAAAAAAA

#what a great day to be a Les mis fan 😭😭💕💕💕 #Les mis #Les Miserables #exR #enjoltaire #IDK HOW TO TAG #Skfhsoghsifhsoghsixno #SHAKINGFJFHAJFBAKCCBWIXBU #this is so important #Oh my gosh I communicated with people other than my friends :00 #socializing frfr #for the first time <33

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Istg the more I check my notifs to see fungal mage scott the more I fear that my silly little idea might happen in the smp

(Also the context to that extremely old ask of the teen beach movie is that i just saw this vid in my recommends and thought "huh, what if i imagine other ppl with this) ((vid in question: https://youtu.be/rPKM2178YkU))

-✨️anon

It will. You now predict the future...So tell me; what color will my cat be when i adopt one in college? I just need to know for when i get furniture. It'd be a great help, thank you very much.

Also, thank you so much for the context. I was getting on myself for not answering, but i really had no idea what it was..

-Vicktor

#new life smp #from vicktor #not a bad idea #new life scott #scott smajor

[moonlightdancer26]

I watched a movie recap of Horrible Bosses. That was the first time I ever saw it. Like those 20 minute long YouTube vids where they summarize movies. And I found it funny. Even in a recap it was able to be hilarious.

You should 100% watch the whole thing + the second movie. Istg I always have tears in my eyes from laughing while watching them.

#horrible bosses #ask #asks

[haetrack]

im sorry if this is weird and feel free to ignore but istg ive seen a porn vid thats exactly like the sink part of spur of the moment 😩😩😩

U SAID JUST LIKE IT??

i saw this video on twt that wasn’t exactly like that part but I WAS DEF INSPIRED…

#asks #i’m scared who’s watching me #the people want what they want… a fleshlight scene #just like me fr