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starsainzjr · 3 months

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The Wine Maker

Pairing: Toto Wolff x wine maker!reader Faceclaim: None

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ynwolff Tuscany

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ynwolff Private wine tastings and pasta making classes are in for 2024

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carmenmundt Mercedes private sessions when?

yourusername When Toto lets everyone out of the factory for once georgerussell63 You should be able to make that happen yourusername You put too much faith in me, Mr. Russell

toto.wolff Schatz, if you keep feeding me wine and pasta no one will get back to the factory

georgerussell63 That a promise? ynwolff I need someone to taste test the new barrels, better luck next time

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bellavitavineyards Tuscany

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bellavitavineyards Bellavita Vineyards open houses are back! Every Friday pop in for guided tours, wine tastings, and pasta making classes! Owner YN Wolff will be at the first open house next week answering questions and leading a few of our tastings!

ynwolff Brackley, England

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ynwolff The only reason why I was invited to the factory was because I bring wine and pasta

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toto.wolff Schatz, you're invited because you're my wife and everyone is less afraid when you're here

ynwolff That's not true georgerussell63 Yes it is lewishamilton Yes it is ynwolff Oh boy

carmenmundt I always invite you places because you're the love of my life

ynwolff My one true soulmate

carmenmundt Brackley, England

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carmenmundt Team dinner to start to season complete with an @/bellavitavineyards bottle of perfection

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ynwolff I had so much wine in my suitcase I think I'm flagged for life with airport security

carmenmundt And we applaud you for it

georgerussell63 Favorite way to start the season with my favorite people

carmenmundt You're being sappy on main again, babe georgerussell63 My bad, my bad

kinggeorge63 Can we discuss how close everyone at Mercedes has gotten since YN and Toto got together

kinggeorge63 Like the past three years it's been crazy how close they all are

mercx8 This team is gonna be on some shit this year. I can already tell

ynwolff Bellavita Vineyards

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ynwolff Back to business as usual. @/bellavitavineyards staff and I have been coming up with some special surprises for the 2024 batches including our first Super Tuscan!

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toto.wolff I am so proud of you, schatz. Missing you terribly

ynwolff I love you, Hübscher. I'll see you soon

carmenmundt So when am I getting my private classes again?

ynwolff As soon as you bring me that perfume I like that somehow only you know where to get it from carmenmundt I'm running to get it immediately

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ynwolff Happy one year anniversary, Hübscher. I love you more and more each day. Go do incredible things <3

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toto.wolff Schatz, light of my life. I love you more than words can describe. One year ago was the best night of my life, I cannot wait for more with you

ynwolff You are my one and only. I love you, Hübscher

carmenmundt Genuinely one of my favorite events ever. You two are the cutest and loveliest couple out there!

georgerussell63 The Wolff wedding will go down in the history of legendary events

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#f1 fanfic #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #f1 x you #social media au #toto wolff #toto wolff x reader #toto wolff x you #toto wolff social media au #toto wolff fanfic

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agendabymooner · 10 months

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mamma mia (again) ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member! ofc)

“they ask me why i’m so hot, ‘cause i’m italiano.”

summary: a series of video clips, but it’s only just danny ric being in love with a certain lester alessandro.

content warning: hint or two of suggestive comments (nothing detailed or graphic), use of explicit language, filler blurb or something, danny being a simp for few videos straight (“have my kids” type beat), lester being an etsy and pinterest enthusiast, literally posted this blurb from my phone so they’re crazy about their image limits 😩

note: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE 105 FOLLOWERS?! UHM? seriously, i’ve never been so happy. i honestly only started posting these because i have them ingrained in my brain and won’t let go until i write or make something. just indulging my imagination you know? enjoy xx

masterlist

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏

【VIDEO ONE — daniel ricciardo is a gatekeeper】

[1st image: yeah, i dunno. everyone just found out that i made it official with my girlfriend and i’m pretty sure i just saw lando weeping in his room. max was the second to react to it and i’m so sure he recoiled. he did say that he didn't want to know what happened in imola few months ago.]

[2nd: interviewer: what happened in imola few months ago? daniel: *chuckles* wouldn’t you like to know - nah, i’m messing about. nothing happened in imola besides from me retiring to my bed early. i think we were both drunk when i posted that photo and i know it looks lewd but there's no way we could've done anything questionable.]

[3rd: d: but yeah. we didn't really want to catch that much attention until maybe i don't know... when we're married or something *chuckles* i: keep it a secret until the wedding? d: yeah. but charles, the absolute fool, posted videos during the concert with me in the background. It would've been real nice if no one caught onto it until we had a mini ric running and racing, you know? just to wreak havoc.]

【VIDEO TWO — daniel ricciardo talks about lester’s love language in his gq video】

[1st: i got this journal from lori. it has my initials "DR" on it for daniel ricciardo*laughs* it's one of those many first gifts that i’ve gotten from her throughout our first few months of dating. her love language isn't just shitting on my life -she has every single aspect of love language within her and this is one of them.]

[2nd: when she gave this to me, all she said was "you can write out your thoughts if you can't let them out through your mouth. *giggles* "she clearly had her thoughts sorted out that time especially when she showed me a page with an embossed phrase or nickname, "tasso di miele" - it means honey badger. she apparently bought the custom embosser from etsy and almost fought tooth and nail just to get it in time. *laughs even more* i love her so much, i honestly wanted to cry that day.]

[3rd: lori actually has a laptop with *laughs* itunes on it and she still got some playlists from 2010-2014? yeah. she’s put a lot of old taylor swift songs in my ipod during the christmas break. my favourite album right now is speak now. she loves red.]

【VIDEO THREE — lester hates ashy hands confirmed】

[1st: daniel: i think i should just cover my hands with gloves all the time. lando: that literally has nothing to do with anything that we're about to do. d: lori tells me that my hands are rough whenever she holds them.]

[2nd: l: or you know... you can just use a hand lotion all the time because your hands dry up real fast? d: ah that's true. i wonder if that's why lori just casually put a bottle of hand cream on my travel bag. the thing smells nice though. it’s chamomile.]

【VIDEO FOUR — it’s okay to spoil your partner; even if it’s an accent chair from her pinterest board】

[1st: d: lori just sent me a picture of an armchair from ikea. l: why was she randomly in ikea, by the way? I saw the text. d: window shopping. but anyway, she saw this armchair that she had on her pinterest board. she asked "pretty or no?" with the green velvet chair. l: what did you tell her?]

[2nd: word to word? I texted her "LOL you should see the accent chair I've gotten you for our flat in monaco." l: are you serious? *laughs* d: she wouldn't tell me what she wanted for her birthday. I only got a brief idea when she left her phone in my pocket once and gave me a free access to her pinterest boards.]

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dellalyra · 9 months

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𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 - 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨

A/N: request from my wife @soraya-daydreams - this is almost crack I stg.

Summary: The kids try edibles. Yuuji - maybe went overboard.

CW: the kids do edibles, swearing, crackfic, one or two suggestive sentences idk. mdni shoo go away

“But where would we even get it? It’s not like I have many drug dealing contacts.” Nobara hisses, as the three first years discuss their plans in a secluded part of the grounds.

“Fushiguro - your parents would definitely know where to get some, why don’t we ask them?” Itadori pokes his boyfriend’s shoulder.

“Yeah they probably would, but they don’t do that shit anymore - Dad never could because of … all the eyes. Plus, with Akio being so young I don’t want them to have something to worry about if they start to fuss over us all smoking.” Megumi muses.

“Valid - when we started dating your Dad gave me lube and condoms and asked if I needed the sex talk, I think I died again that day.” Itadori nods, solemnly.

“Back to the issue at hand! Where do we obtain one bag of weed?” Nobara says, hands slapping the desk she sits at.

The three first years had decided that they wanted to do teenage stuff - since their lives were so crazy, Megumi was a potential heir for a large Sorcerer family and the son of the strongest sorcerers alive - Itadori was Sukuna’s vessel and Nobara was well on her way to a first grade, as well as the issues with being a young woman in sorcery. Because of their guardians (self-appointed) being as chill as they were, they didn’t really have anything to rebel against, so there was no point in sneaking out when they can just say where they are going with a ‘text when you get there’ from Y/N. There was no point in trying to sneak their parents alcohol, because there’s a ‘you can drink with us, or under our roof safely’ policy in place too. There was no secret dating, Itadori and Megumi were together already and Nobara… well, she hoped it wouldn’t be long before a certain Zen’in girl realised she was crazy about her. So that left smoking a joint, but Itadori said he had tried a cigarette before and hated it when he was at a party in school and Nobara didn’t want to smoke and stain her nails - so it was decided Yuuji would make brownies… special brownies.

“We could ask someone? Todo, maybe?” Yuuji suggests, before being answered with a unanimous ‘absolutely not’.

“I don’t know anyone else we could ask for weed from!” He responds, his sole idea shut down.

“You guys need weed?” A voice asks from behind them.

In the archway to the part of the garden stands a tall, beautiful woman with long blonde hair - holding a motorbike helmet under her arm and smiling.

Megumi thought he knew the woman from somewhere, photos maybe? Or was she at the wedding?

“Tsukomo-san! It’s - absolutely amazing to meet you!” Nobara says, shooting up from the bench.

“Wait - Yuki Tsukomo?! Who was Todo’s mentor?!” Yuuji adds.

“Ah, so you know that little knucklehead. Crazy kid, whole lotta balls I’ll tell ya that much. So - you guys need weed?” She says, leaning against the arch and shoving her hand into a pocket inside the jacket, before producing a small bag of greenery from inside.

“Eh! It’s - not what you think, we’re not - wait, is that weed? You have some?” Nobara asks.

“Sweetheart, I’ve travelled the world and back twice, of course I have some good - here, take this - share with the boys if you want.” She says, winking at Nobara who, for the first time in 6 months, swoons over someone who isn’t Maki Zen’in. Yuuji doesn’t fare much better.

She turns to leave, but gets caught by the sight of the boy beside Sukuna’s vessel.

“Holy shit, kid. Frightened the fuck outta me, fuckin’ clone of your old man.” She says, surveying him.

His head snaps to look at her.

“You knew him?” He asks.

“Yeah, cool guy - pretty fucked up, but still pretty cool. If ya ask me, you were way better off with the Jujutsu Royals - Y/N’s a badass, love that lil’ lady. The beanstalks alright, too - got some talent. She have the baby yet?” She asks, as she clips her bike helmet on.

“Um, yeah. He’s 10 months old now, just started walking.” He says, flabbergasted by this woman.

“Sick one, tell her good job from Yuki. Enjoy kids.” She says, and saunters away - and second later they hear the rumble of an engine.

The three are silent for a minute.

“What the fuck just happened?” Yuuji asks.

“Um… a special grade sorcerer just gave us a bag of weed.” Nobara says, equally as confused.

“I’m too tired for this shit. C’mon, let’s go inside.” He says, as they all begin making their way to the dorm rooms.

“Bone apple feet!”

Yuuji plops a plate of really delicious looking brownies down on the desk in front of his two fellow first years.

“So… do we just… eat a brownie each?” Nobara asks.

“Well, I made 6! So there’s 2 for each of us? Or we could ask the second years -” Yuuji is cut off.

“Ask the second years what?” Came the voice of Maki Zen’in from the doorway.

“Oh! Are they brownies?!” Panda asks, immediately making a beeline.

“They’re eh… special brownies.” Megumi nods.

“Shit - you kids make edibles?” Maki asks, a pleased smirk on her face.

“Do you guys want some?” Yuuji asks.

“Shake!” Inumaki says, sliding past Panda to grab a brownie as he turns away to pull his mask down and eat.

Maki looks at Nobara, who flushes and smiles, as Maki takes a seat on the bed beside her and takes 2 brownies - passing one to the flustered girl beside her.

Yuuji and Panda go next, each almost devouring their brownie in one bite - with Megumi taking his and deciding that you actually can’t taste the weed.

They all sit there for a few minutes.

“Yuuji - are you sure you put enough in? I’m not feeling anything?” Megumi asks, perplexed by the lack of effect.

“Well, I used the whole bag - but it was pretty small I guess.” They all just sit and chat together until out of the blue, a highly unusual sound comes from the corner of the room.

Inumaki was hysterically laughing at his phone, tears streaming down his face.

He spins the phone around, and immediately Maki and Megumi lose it laughing - true, belly shaking laughter from both the ex-Zen’in’s.

The video in question that made them all lose it was a man doing a voiceover on a video of a bird.

Maki’s laughter doesn’t seem to disturb the girl beside her, who - apparently within the last 30 seconds - passed out asleep, drooling on Itadori’s shoulder, and cuddling his arm.

Itadori on the other hand, had never looked so serious in his life. In his head, he was desperately trying to answer the universe’s biggest questions.

Are we alone in the universe? Is there other intelligent life? What is life, what are we here? Are human’s the true villains? Which Disney villain has the best fashion sense? Who closes the bus door after the driver gets off? Is this a simulation, am I being controlled by a greater being? What is God, was Ariana correct - is God a woman?

His mind was running through every profound thought a man could ever have, the universe’s question’s suddenly becoming his main goal and a quest only he can achieve.

Megumi’s interest in the multitude of videos that had Maki doing impressions of birds and Inumaki cackling had dwindled, growing distracted by the beautiful boy in front of him. Yuuji was so pretty, so perfect, so kind and so sexy. That thought flushed through his mind as the memories of times they had… ‘spent the night’ together made him giggle like a schoolgirl and flush bright red. He made his way over to Yuuji and sat himself on his lap, stroking his hair and pressing kisses to his cheeks.

“I love you, Yu - you’re so pretty. I wanna be your husband someday and I’ll help you make meatballs every night and we can get a dog.” Megumi started his enamoured rant, as he realised he’d never said these things out loud before and wondered why the hell hasn’t he? They’ve been dating for 4 months now, he must have just forgotten. He continued gushing over his boyfriend and pressing kisses to his nose and cheeks - Yuuji was externally smiling and had the Nobara free hand wrapped around his love’s waist but inside his mind was a whirlwind.

Is the s or the c in scent the silent letter? How does glue not stick to the bottle? What is colour? How many holes does a straw have? Is this real - am I real?

Panda, on the other hand - had never felt more paranoid in his life. This room, eyes everywhere. They we’re watching him, the walls we’re watching him. He abruptly stood up and stumbled to the door, and tried the handle.

It didn’t budge.

(It was just locked, he just needed to slide the lock.)

He tried again.

Nothing.

By now he was panicking and pulling at the door with all his might. He was Panda - he will not be imprisoned! So he did the only thing he knew and slammed his way through the door. It flew off its hinges and lay in two pieces on the hallway floor.

In the corridor, looking at a cheering Panda, running away and chanting ‘freedom’ - stood a tall, white haired man and his wife.

They just exchanged looks with each other before poking their heads into Nobara’s dorm room - where they had originally planned to knock.

They both surveyed the scene in front of them for a moment, before you just whispered:

“What the fuck…?” Your voice alerted the kids who all immediately froze.

“Is this opposites day? What’s going on here, kiddos?” Satoru asks, leaning against the wall.

“Nothing! Nothing is going on! We’re just - we’re having a girl’s night!” Yuuji spouted.

“Yeah! A girl’s night.” Megumi agreed.

As you both looked at all of them, you poked Satoru and pointed to your eyes - desperately trying not to laugh. The red eyes and droopy faces and flushed cheeks were painfully obvious and highly recognisable from your school days.

The kids were high as shit.

“Oh - what are you all doing?” Satoru says, thoroughly enjoying torturing them all.

“We’re eh - Nobara and I - we’re talking about boys! Crushes on boys and things. Penis talk.” Maki tries to explain.

Inumaki can’t deal with this and can’t hold back his laughter as Maki says ‘penis talk’ he loses his mind and flops laughing onto the desk.

“Maki honey, you’re a lesbian.” You say, and she raises her eyebrows - forgetting the ultimate flaw to her excuse being that she has no more interest in penis possessing men than she does going on a date with a curse.

“Also - Nobara doesn’t look like she’d make for a great conversation right now.” Satoru smirks, looking at the slightly snoring Kugisaki.

“Yuuji? Megumi?” You say, excited to hear what they say.

“I am doing homework! Studying, learning about eh - curses.” Yuuji says, picking up a blue object from beside him.

“Oh? I didn’t think you could do homework on a Nintendo Switch?” Satoru can’t help it now, the frantic excuses might be the highlight of his week.

“I do my homework beside a switch everyday.” Megumi says, smirking a provocative smile and pinching his boyfriend’s cheek.

That’s the final straw for you and Satoru who can’t help it anymore and the dam breaks.

You fall into him, head in his chest as he almost collapses from crippling laughter as you all survey the whacked out teenagers.

“Shit, ‘toru - were we all the obvious?” You ask, wheezing.

“God no - you guys were way better, how high are you?!” He asks, tears falling from behind his blindfold.

“I’m 5ft 11 inches.” Megumi says, smiling brightly and patting the top of his head.

That sets you both off again.

“Oh fucking hell, this has gotta be edibles.” You say, trying to catch your breath.

“That’s a fun word - isn’t it, edibles? ED - IB - LES. edi-bles. Wait - am I saying that right? Hold on, am I talking or is this in my head?” Maki considers.

Megumi stands up at this point, and puts a hand each on you and Satoru’s shoulders.

“Mom. Dad. You guys - you guys. You’re awesome. I love you both, Mom you are so badass and scary and you give the best cuddles and shit! You made a baby a while ago and then like? You can make flowers kill people? That’s so awesome. Dad you’re like, an idol, you’re so cool and it’s so fun that you have so many eyes, you’re like a spider! And I like your fancy hair.” He says, before throwing his arms around you both and hugging you tight into him.

Who the fuck was this kid?

You pet his head and thank him, and Satoru says that you both love him too - and that he also likes his fancy hair as he desperately tries not to laugh.

You notice Yuuji is deep in thought.

“You okay, Yuu?” You ask.

He looks at you, the most contemplative look you’ve ever seen on anyone.

“Is a gingerbread man made of house? Or is a gingerbread house made of flesh?” He asks, eyes wide with realisation.

You and your husband sit on the bed, megumi curling back up in Yuuji’s lap as Maki and Toge continue cackling over videos of dumb animals.

You settle in, Satoru’s arm around you.

There’s no way in hell you’re missing this show.

#submission #jjk #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo fluff #anime #family formations extras #dad!gojo

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afrognamedfizzarolli · 7 hours

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Helluva Boss Season 2 trailer break down. Pt 3: Ghost Fuckers!

Ive been so fucking excited for this one since Brandon said it is his favorite episode he's worked on yet!!

Okay so this might honestly just be me being crazy, but I have to talk about it. Blitzø is giving Taako so hard here. For everyone who has no clue what I'm talking about (which I assume is a lot, I doubt there's much cross over between these fandoms) Taako is a character from The Adventure Zone: Balance, a DnD actual play podcast done by the McElroy family. He is a fan favorite, him and other aspects of the series have been referenced in a lot of other animated shows.

I'm making this connection for a few reasons, most notably is the outfit, which is very reminiscent to the general fanon depiction of Taako, as well as how Blitzø's voice gets really high and sounds almost like Brandon's impression of Taako. All of this might be me reading into something that isn't there, trying to connect two of my favorite pieces of media.

Back to the actual episode:

A few shots are scattered around the trailer of Blitzø and Millie fighting in two distinct scenes. The first is present day, It looks like Blitzø has been possessed and attacks Millie.

The second I believe is a flashback to when they met. Millie has long hair like we have seen her have in the past, most notably her and Moxxie's wedding photo. Their first encounter i believe is this fight, we will see this as well as some more with them properly meeting, like Blitzø being insanely impressed by how skilled Millie is, and offer her a job at I.M.P.

I am just now noticing this on my final edits with these posts, I believe the scene where Blitzø crashes the van happens either early in this episode, or in the last two somewhere. because it looks here to be the van but extreamly damaged

Here we see the owner of the hotel, still unnamed to my knowledge, having the same glowing eyes Blitzø has when he's possessed. I believe that means one of two things. Either here he is also possessed by the same or similar being. Or its him that is who possess Blitzø. I personlly suspect the latter. This episode is clearly going to have a strong Scooby Doo vibe, so the big bad really being the guy that brought them there in the first place makes the most sense.

Again I am sorry for the shit photo quality, and possible bad grammar and spelling. I currently have the posts for the rest of the episodes nearly done so expect those in the next few hours ♡ Id love to hear any other ideas or theories about the upcoming episodes, or anything I missed/got wrong!

Pt. 1: The Full Moon | Pt. 2 :Apology Tour | Pt. 3: Ghostfuckers | Pt. 4: Mastermind | Pt. 5: Sinsmas

#helluva boss #hellaverse #Helluva boss analyzations #blitzø #blitzo buckzo #Blitz #Blitzo #Millie #millie knolastname #brandon rogers #vivziepop #Spindle horse #Mammon #season 2 trailer

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ausssbutlershortstories · 2 months

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Vanessa Hudgens :

So I wanted to make this post because looking on all the platforms I use to follow Austin Butler himself and/or other fan pages, I can see a lot of you are bothered by Vanessa saying that Austin helped her find her now husband.

I like to start off that I like Vanessa , anyone who follows me on IG will know that. I think him and Vanessa made a lovely couple. He genuinely seemed very happy with her. You can tell they really were down bad for one another. I say this because I don’t want to come across as some fake hypocrite. Posting pictures of him when he was with Vanessa and then turning around to make this post.

However , over the last few years that they have since broken up, she obviously has been throwing shade. Commenting on post making fun of his voice, saying things in interviews, and some of the memes she post to her stories on IG.

I don’t like when she does that. I think it’s annoying and quite rude. I find crazy to that she does this to this very day , even after being married to her supposed “soul mate”.

Vanessa to me comes across as a hurt woman. I don’t condone her throwing shade the way she does , however I feel if she did find her special someone , why keep bringing up your ex? A lot of fans seems to think she is trying to keep her name in headlines. And while I do agree to some extent , I think it goes deeper than someone looking for attention.

Vanessa was with Austin for a decade. They went through a lot together. Her dad passing, his Mom passing. She was in his sister’s wedding, which says A LOT. Not only was she close to Austin , she clearly was tight with his family as well. We seen how happy she was when he got the part of Elvis. I remember her seeing when she was speaking with Ryan Seacrest and how stoked she was telling him the story about how she told him he should play Elvis.Austin has told that story more than once too. Vanessa even had promo photos on her IG for when he finally got the role that she still has up on her profile all these years later.

I honestly feel bad for her in a way. Yeah as Austin’s fan I don’t like her shading him, but I don’t necessarily think she is a bad person based off that alone . To have a relationship as long as they had just end. Not sure exactly what happened with the break up, but from the outside looking in it seems to have ended abruptly.

That has to hurt…like. Especially seeing another girl be attached to his arm during his Elvis press . Someone who in my opinion don’t deserve to be reaping anything beneficial from that. I’m sure she thought that those were moments that they would share. And not because it would get her some level of clout but because that was her man. Vanessa to me seemed like one of those “my man , my man, my man” kind of women when she was with Austin. She saw a future with him I believe . Especially after hearing how on a podcast she stated how when she first met Cole she asked if marriage and kids were important to him. And i remember watching that and the look on her face seemed sad. Like she was reminiscing on something. Like maybe perhaps that’s what she wanted with someone else but didn’t get . To me I think she saw herself marrying Austin one day and having his children, the whole white picket fence shit. Hollywoood edition lol!

The fact that she keeps bringing him up is very telling . You a whole married woman and still throwing shade at your ex. Us a women , I feel like when we really find our someone after kissing a few frogs we could careless about wtf our ex got going on. Not calling Austin a frog , just speaking in general.

As fans I feel like we gotta be like 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️. I know it’s annoying , but sis is still clearly stuck on him. Which to me says alot about how he was a boyfriend. I’m sure they had their ups and downs but it probably was a good relationship overall. Because who gonna be out in these streets missing someone who was a complete headache and toxic as hell? Especially if they feel like they finally found the person who they feel like was heaven sent….

Austin has been nothing but kind during this too. He can easily throw shade back , but he stays humble and minds his business. Which Vanessa needs to do too smh. Vanessa needs to go heal whatever broke her when her and Austin ended. She has a husband now , marriage is forever.

I’ll end this with I hope as a woman myself she finds peace within herself . I obviously am not for her ass saying the stuff she did , but I don’t dislike her. We have all at one point of time thrown shade an ex. Said some snarky shit. It happens . It’s one thing for some troll to throw shade to Austin, but an ex he was with for years on end….Like I said in the beginning, her acting that way goes deeper than someone looking for attention. Vanessa might have not done anything super duper huge since HSM but she’s still pretty well known. She doesn’t need to throw shade to stay relevant .

#austin butler #vanessa hudgens #relationships #fandom #ausssbutlershortstories #just saying #this is wild #Cole tucker #please don’t hate me

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summrnightdream · 6 months

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meteor shower

-a shooting star, make a wish.

-it's not a shooting star. it's a meteor shower.

(whatever, make a wish. me first. i want to stay here forever. i want one of those meteors to hit us and for us to become ghosts, haunting this room together for the rest of eternity, or whatever you believe. you don't believe in god, do you? okay, i don't believe in it either. we can have a simple wedding, at the registry office, without a suit or anything. sorry to mention the wedding, we don't have to get married if you don't want to. we can just live together, if you don't even want children, we wont have them. just you and me, in the center of all this cosmic dust. you understand astronomy. explain to me about the meteor shower. are we going to die? isn't that the same thing as shooting stars? do these explosions in space millions of lightyears away really tell us about our personality? do the day you were born and the day i was born predict our compatibility? obviously not, right? sorry for the stupid question. you're so smart, you are so good to me. i have nothing to offer you. i can bake cookies and smile at your parents, or be a rebel who takes a long time to call back, or pose for photos or keep quiet or be exemplary or crazy or good or bad or whatever you say. when meteoroids enter the earth's atmosphere, they are called meteors and, because they are at high speed, they burn, leaving bright trails of light in the night sky. these fireballs are called shooting stars. it's the same thing, you idiot. make a wish. ask for something simple, ask for a kiss from me. asks for reciprocal love. ask for an electric guitar, some shit. obey me once. play this theater with me, pretend that it's working and that we are both smart and astrologically compatible, astronomically equal. pretend that you still like me and i pretend that i believe you, keep it at least long enough until the penny drops. you can't abandon me like this, i'm losing my breath, my blood is boiling, my screams make no sound in the vacuum of space, i just want to die.)

-they're the same thing, you idiot. make a wish.

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my only truth,that´s what nobody can see.

It's not a diary, it's…I don't know what to call it. In my profession, any note is nothing more than that, a reminder that you have to do something.

All those idiots out there who think they know my misery have no idea.

Yes, I will never walk with one arm tied behind my back. But they don't understand anything at all. They think they know me, and they take thousands of photos of me a day, but the more images of me they have, the more they lose their sense of reality.

Because reality wouldn't sell, because the bitter truth is that whoever they call my true love is not.

Because love is no more real than we would like to believe.

They just wonder if I sleep with men, or with women, that's the only thing they think about. At least they don't hide it…I hear them, and I don't answer them. why do it?

It doesn't make sense, because whatever I say will be what they believe.

They ask me about her , Pier… they call her the love of my life, I'm bitter without her.

According to them, my last name is not Dean but Montesco, and she is Anna Maria Pierangeli, but Pierangeli Capulet.

She only gives them the head for that… and nothing will change this fact, even if I die tomorrow.

Isa tells me to shut up, to let it happen. But damn! Even when?

I am nothing they say, I am just myself living my life.

I'm so drowning in pain because Pier abandoned me that I can't even breathe, I have Marlon Brando waiting for me in my bed every night, I watch the Vampyra show, that crazy girl whose name I don't even remember or when I met her… I even that I met Miss. Monroe, the most beautiful woman in America…they make up so many things that I don't even have time to laugh or cry.

When they send me those shitty magazines I just burn them.

Yes, with my cigarette, by myself, in my underwear.

I'm sorry, Marlon. Tonight it happened, you won´t be my lover anymore, gosh, this cup of milk is shit. again, i will come back.

My true love…that's what all teenage girls want to know.

Well, love is nothing more than friendship. It's being at home, it's feeling like someone is listening to you, without stopping to see if they have a vagina or penis.

I know lust, I know sex.

But that tickling that has entered me from my back to my heart, and that made me spend all day with my friend, and on occasions, embarrassing more than regrettable, sticking my body to hers so that it was more than a simple friendship …what is that? I only know that I felt it, and that I was happy with what she gave me.

They say I met true love with a girl who ran off with someone else. And that my heart cried tears of blood, that I was there on her wedding day with my motorcycle.

I have been?

Oh shit. Maybe yes.

But I only know that I suffered with her. My true love broke my heart they say, but more than anything my dignity, but not with my friend.

With my friend I was happy every moment of my life. Because for hours at work, and even outside of it, she was there for me. She never got tired of waiting for me.

She was more than just a friend, she was a mother…maybe she was a lover. I close my eyes and I can imagine it.

I only know that I look into her eyes and I drown, I drown… I have no desire to touch even a hair on her head, and I am already his.

My friend, shit. I love you because you love me, and not even I can write here what I feel about our friendship.

Only without her i would have been dead a long time ago.

Damn I'm not good with words, I never have been.

But you fill me with joy. It is the plenitude that you have given me. I don't care if it's love or friendship. I know what I need, and what you give me.

Jimmy….tells me oh, how she does it!

Jimmy boy tells me when we are… well when she has me naked next to her.

Everyone talks about me. But for once I do it.

When we left each other's cigarettes after filming today, I knew we were going to do it. The ballet.

That we would commit the madness of our exercises.

I've only seen her naked once. But I didn't need more.

Because I haven't had a happy moment with my friend, they all are, that's why I know they are golden. That all of the above is nothing more than a shadow or something like that. I don't know how to say it to make it elegant. I'm not a writer.

She gave me her words, her conversation, she listened to my confessions, she gave me all her support knowing that I am what I am. Just a miserable wretch who does what he really wants. A great painter, a frustated pianist.

Yes, I have a lot of money, I told her

"Oh Jimmy boy and I have more than you," she told me, "you're a bastard when you talk about money, but i love when you speak about your matador skills."

Together we laughed, all our conversations sounds like that. My friend lets me go back to childhood. She takes care of me and gives me ideas, she plays with me.

she invites me to all the places where she´s with her husband and kids. she does not care if i bother them, and i don´t care at all neither, because i´m not there for her family, but for her.

If only they wanted to know everything about me…they would only have to see me with my friend.

And they look at us, over and over again but they don't realize anything.

Shit, being an actor is like stopping being you.

They know everything about your character in the movie and your supposed self, but not about yourself in truth.

My friend warned me. And I believed her.

I'm not talking about Brando anymore. I no longer compare myself to another.

"You're magnificent Jimmy," my friend tells me, "if you believed me, you wouldn't worry, it would just be you."

We talked about everything, the other day we talked about the universe.

I brought a telescope to the set and at night we saw the stars. Everything is so desert…and we gave them names, insults and demons.

We dedicate them to those scavengers who call me Romeo.

Blind, blind, blind.

My friend and I synchronized.

I wait for her in her sleep, and when I sleep, she waits for me.

I never had this with anyone. Not even with my parents. Only when my mother let me sleep in the tent, but she only looked out to see me in the garden, I, afraid, ran to the house.

My mother laughed, but not like my friend.

My friend tells me that I am everything to my father too, I believe her, because when I hear her voice I can't escape it, I can only say yes.

Before meeting her I didn't know what friendship really was, nor what true love meant.

Let those stupid people say, let them write.

Love is nothing more than being at home, with your only family, and your home can be where that person who has proven to give you everything you need is.

Mine was the set of "Giant" with our creepy director. Damned.

But I respect him because she asked me to.

I apologized, I would do anything for her.

My only consolation, I don't believe in God, but I would pray for her to always be there for me. And I know she will be.

That if something separated us we would see each other again. Because I was born to be her friend, I was born so that she loves me in the way she prefers, in the way she can…

Nothing can make me give my friendship again to another woman as I did with her, or to any man. Not even my love wrapped in that friendship, damn it, love is nothing more than a sick man wrapped in the blankets of her bed.

In the friendship.

i knew about human feeling with her. and when i say all, i mean ALL. NOT ONE left without be touched for us.

She´s inside me, she´s me. Damn, even i keep her things now, a lipstick, her cigarettes,and more, she will kill me.

Your company, your company…I fear death. I was once banned from having racing cars and motorcycles for fear of losing their fucking million dollars, but if she knew herself… that I'm more afraid of dying for losing her friendship than for money or going to hell. .

I love you, my friend. But you know it. You know everything about me. Inside and out.

Even if i am the Romeo of a bitch with no personality.

Your Jimmy Boy (1955)

#giant #james dean #diary of james dean #elizabeth taylor #liz taylor and james dean #james dean feelings #about feelings #classic cinema #classic flms #golden hollywood

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augment-techs · 8 months

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Six Word Starter Prompts (part 2)

Ran away with circus; never returned

Buxom songstress loves love and chocolate

Blades cuts, blood runs, scars remain

Did I miss a deadline again?

Walking the green mile: Finally free

Dreamy visions during extended daytime hours

Love drama, just not my own

I wouldn't change it a bit

Saw the world; now where's home?

Nose broken, beauty queen changes profession

Blinked! Winked! I am halfway through!

Arms: Full. Life: Not so much

Many risky mistakes, very few regrets

Six kids; life is stranger than fiction!

He left me for good eventually

would you like fries with that?

Legs spread, I withheld my intelligence

Traversing Earth together, chasing elusive answers

hockey is not just for boys

never liked the taste of beets

underachieving pleasure punk seeks constant gratification

risked it all; never quite enough

I write because I can't sleep

sperm too potent, now have triplets

Never fear. Truffle season is near.

started small, grew, PEAKED, shrunk, vanished

Mom blames musical theater. I disagree.

and I never did sober up

world backpacking decade ends with minivan

asked and answered, asshole, next question

Really, doing fine, thanks for asking

Oh shit! No way? Yeah dude.

Mistook streetlight for the moon. Climbed.

Boyfriend in bed, still a lesbian?

wanted to live forever, died trying

happy child, wild teenager, adult anarchist

to make a long story short...

My second grade teacher was right.

someone had to pay the bills

Didn't fit in then; still don't.

I love my lady...and bacon.

Revenge is living well, without you.

Outcast. Picked last. Surprised them all.

Became my mother. Please shoot me.

If there's more, I want it.

it's like forever, only much shorter

Cancer for sure. Still no cure.

born lucky, striving to die worthy

tequila made their clothes fall off

I told you I was crazy.

Topless dancer. Circus clown. Spy. Writer.

I play dress-up for a living.

Where the hell are my keys?

They always wore socks to bed.

Well, I thought it was funny.

I died at an early age.

I couldn't possibly fuck him again.

Same mistakes. Over and over again.

Me: fully reformed and halfway happy!

the day just kept getting better

born in city that doesn't exist

shot my penis in photo booth

after which he was never sane

almost nothing was under my control

let me in, you narrative whore

cheese is the essence of life

I waste time looking for love.

straight jacket on the gentle cycle

I secretly read wedding magazines.

my ancestors were accented cow herders

Gin joints. Love affairs. No relation.

slightly flabby, slightly fabulous, trying hard

Thank fuck the suicide attempt failed!

Secretly, I dream of my ex-boyfriend.

unfortunately, there was no other way

My wife made me do it.

Like an angel. The fallen kind.

drew on walls, creative for life

When all else fails, start running.

still waiting for you to ask

My penultimate act is to imbibe.

ordering soup for two, for one

Sometimes at night I lay lonely.

I didn't walk off the roof.

will draw for food and coffee

I fell out of the nest.

I don't nibble. I bite. Hard.

He knew the bruises would fade.

we were married in the snow

lonely, frothy kisses, then only spite

we were each other's favorite person

learned to live with great loss

I'm not afraid of anything anymore.

most successful accomplishments based on spite

He wore dresses. This caused messes.

I will never be quite finished.

I tried. It was not enough.

There will be no beautiful corpse.

Found a demon to love forever.

These words are yours to keep.

#writing prompts #ask prompts #sentence starters #source: not quite what I was planning: six-word memoirs #boom! comics power rangers #power rangers in general

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kaunis-sielu · 2 years

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A Wedding

It had been a crazy day. You’d agreed to be the personal attendant for your friend’s wedding and honestly were regretting it.

The morning had started off with you dropping your can of Diet Coke and having it roll under your roommate’s car. Then when you tried to stop for one the place you went was out, so on your third try you’d finally been able to get your caffeine fix.

You’d arrived at the venue with a minute to spare then when it was time to do your hair you’d been told you needed to know what you wanted done. Which, was a complete surprise to you, and the hair stylist was little help.

Then you’d changed, followed the bride around during her four hour photo session with her family, wedding party, and fiancé.

“Oh shit, this is the wrong thing!” One of the groomsmen says looking down at the corsage pinned to his lapel. “Can you go get me the right one?” He asks and you nod biting back a groan at the nearly half mile walk back to the clubhouse.

You start for the clubhouse when a shout stops you.

💐💐💐

Steve and Bucky like to spend Saturday’s on the golf course. And Sunday’s, and pretty much any other time that they can when the golf course is open in the summer.

Sometimes there are weddings at the clubhouse, the members know it’s a possibility but honestly it’s so nice when they do because less people come out and play so he and Bucky can take their time.

“Wanna start on the back nine?” Bucky asks as he throws his bag onto the back of the golf cart.

“Why the hell not?” Steve says adding his bag to his own cart. Then he climbs onto the cart and takes off, Bucky following closely behind him. They get to the tenth hole and that’s when Steve sees you. You’re in a navy blue dress, it’s higher in the front and lower in the back just barely above the ground. You’ve got sandal heels on and you’re on your way back toward the clubhouse. He doesn’t know what causes him to do it but he calls out,

“Hey!” You look up and his heart stops.

“Oh, sorry.” You tell him stopping before you cross the path.

“You wanna ride?”

“What?”

“A ride. To the clubhouse?” You blink at him for a moment then your face breaks into a smile.

“I would love that.” You climb onto the cart and Steve waves Bucky by. His friend gives him a strange look but you don’t seem to notice.

💐💐💐

“Here for the wedding I assume?” He asks and you nod.

“Personal servant. I mean attendant.” You amend and he laughs. “I’m being kinda bitchy about it, sorry.”

“Long day?” You nod,

“Yea, we started at seven and clean up is at 11:45 so we’ve got a way to go.”

“Damn.” He mutters and you laugh, he grins over at you.

“Yea, this is the fourth time I’ve been up to the clubhouse.”

“Wow.”

“Yea. Thank you for the rescue, um, sorry I didn’t get your name.”

“Steve.” You tell him your name in return.

“Thank you for the rescue Steve.”

“I’ll be here when you’re done getting whatever it is you need.”

“Oh, you don’t have to.”

“Darlin’ I’m not doing a half assed rescue.” He says quirking up one side of his mouth, you give him a grateful smile then hurry inside to find the right flower for the groomsman. When you hurry back out you’re pleased to see Steve waiting, he’s standing next to the golf cart and he offers you a hand,

“M’lady.” You laugh and allow him to mock help you onto the golf cart. He drives you back and when he stops he stops you with a gentle hand on yours. “Could I get your number?” You’d normally say no but he’s drop dead gorgeous and seems really sweet so you nod and give it to him.

“Thank you again for the ride Steve. I really appreciate it.”

“Of course, oh and you look real pretty.” You give him a soft smile.

“Maybe, before you leave you could join me for a drink later?” You ask and he gives you that little half smile.

“I’ll text ya.”

“Sounds great.” You head back to the wedding party and the bride is grinning at you.

“Make a new friend?” She teases and when you glance back at Steve you see him smile and give you a wave before driving off.

“God I hope that’s not all he is.” You tell her and she laughs loudly. You give her a grin then go pin the correct flower on the groomsman and the show continues.

Four hours later you’re sitting at the back of the ceremony, you wanted to be able to pick your seat and since you’re alone you’re not willing to take a front seat. The ceremony finishes, it’s beautiful and your friend can’t stop smiling. You’re just about to follow the crowd out of the space when a shadow blocks the sun. You glance up and smile widely when you see Steve.

“You free for that drink?” He asks and you nod,

“I’ve got at least fifteen minutes before I’m needed to bustle the bride’s dress.”

“I’ll take it.” He offers you his arm and you take it as he leads you to the downstairs of the clubhouse, the door says members only.

“You’re not going to get into trouble for having a nonmember down here right?”

“As long as you’re with a member you’re okay.” He tells you pulling open the door and ushering you inside, he guides you with a hand on the small of your back to a bar where he gets himself a captain and coke. You order a Diet Coke, and then Steve brings you to the most plush looking couch you’ve ever seen.

“This alright?”

“I could sleep on this couch.” You tell him and he laughs softly.

“Understandable. Is there anything I can do?”

“This, this little break is so so nice. I can’t thank you enough.”

“If you wanna get away for a while feel free to text me, I live about five minutes from here.”

“Good.”

“Good?”

“I live about twenty. I’d hate to get to know an amazing guy and then have to just text all the time.” You say your heart in your throat.

“Oh, right. Very good point.” He says with a little smile at you. “I’d hate to not see you again.” He takes your hand and you smile at him before relaxing back into the couch with a soft sigh. “How late will you be here?”

“Probably about one. Last dance is at midnight then I need to help clean up.”

“I’ll stay awake then, until you’re home safe.”

“You don’t have to.”

“I know.” He says with a small smile. “I think it’d be fun.”

“Come join the party? A wedding crasher? Is that your thing?”

“Only when the personal attendants are as pretty as the bride.” He flirts and you let out a surprised laugh. You glance down at your watch,

“I have a few minutes.” You tell him, “then I have to go bustle the dress so things can keep moving.” When you stand he stands too, god he’s tall and handsome and you’re so glad your friend decided to get married here.

Steve walks you to the bottom of the stairs when you linger there he gives you a soft smile. “Thank you for the drink. And the break.” You tell him giving his hand a gentle squeeze. He presses a quick kiss to your cheek and you smile up at him before heading up the stairs.

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• • • bad reputation by joan jetts and the blackhearts : spotted! if it isn’t eigenia ' efi ' castro walking through the streets of nyc . people say she looks like camila mendes , but i really don’t see it . the twenty - nine year old **reality tv star ** is out here making mommy and daddy proud . while they have been known to be + headstrong , we’ve all seen their - ruthless nature come to light . sources tell me they remind people of the popping of the cork from freshly opened champagne , smeared red lipstick on the rim of a glass , dancing in a heart of burning fire . / ciswoman / she & her.

efigana had been born into a poorer family . her mother worked as a door to door makeup sales woman and her father was a janitor at her local high school . efi had never been embarrassed or ashamed of her life . far from it . but she also always had the feeling she was destined for more than that . would cut out pieces from magazines and scrapbook her dream home , dream husband , dream wedding , dream life . of course she had been young and hadn't quite known what her options could look like so her dream was to marry rich .

efi used to be a little girl with a kind heart . it wasn't until high school that she hardened up . she was proud her dad was working there , had been excited to see him in the halls . until she saw the way kids treated him , treated her just because he was her dad . she knew he didn't deserve that . there was one group of instigators particularly . one day they thought it'd be funny to pull a harmless little prank involving buckets of water and dish soap on the floor . that harmless little prank caused her dad to fall and damage his knee , enough that he couldn't work such a physically demanding job anymore . efi was resourceful and now angry and bitter , she exacted her revenge . an anonymous tip off and coke planted in the lockers later and the kids were expelled , parents called , everyone thought they were guilty . and in efi's mind they were . just of the wrong crime .

when she turned eighteen she downloaded instagram . she was vain enough to love taking photos of herself so thought why not , it was just a fun little app . at first it was innocent but then efi started to realise the inner workings of it . the more scantily clad wearing nothing type of pictures got girls a shit tonne more likes . so that's what she did . she wasn't expecting to blow up , but she'd gone from a nothing and nobody to an influencer overnight . she'd learned how to fake it pretty quickly . how to make it look like she was at an exclusive club right from her own bedroom . and soon she didn't have to fake it anymore . she went from having nothing to money rolling in . enough for her to take care of her family , buy them a house while still living a lavish life . only fans is what brought in her big bucks . she was on that app as soon as she found out about it and found it crazy what people were willing to pay to see her boobs . she wasn't ashamed of it either .

she's since gone on to do multiple reality shows and is in the talks of having her own one . she was a love / hate personality among many . mostly because she didn't shy away from drama and would do whatever she wanted to suit herself . she would talk shit on podcasts and post a picture with the same person she'd just talked shit about that night at a club . she'd learned long ago how to only look out for no . 1 , too scarred from a past of hurt to ever let anyone else get close .

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unknowngenius85 · 2 months

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How?

I had a fairly irritating experience recently. I was at an alternative model photo shoot and this guy was talking to my husband and they were discussing him writing a book and wanting to make a movie about it. I found out shortly after that the guy is a "recovering narcissist." I call bullshit but whatever.

I've been fucked out of money writing books for people before and I had to give money I got for my wedding to pay this one crazy person 500 dollar advance back because they decided to go crazy and pull out...so now I charge a non-refundable retainer.

Anyway....this guy decided to threaten a friend I made at the photo shoot with libel and slander in his book. I blocked him and I was pissed that he would do that and I blocked him and so did my husband and I was talking to my husband about it and he said, "You know, I stop thinking about people when they're out of my life." Here is the thing...I don't stop thinking about people when they are out of my life...Especially if

A: I got attached to them

B: I was expecting money and they either gave me less then I asked for or in that one person's case basically had me do work for free and made me use my wedding money to pay them back. That was BULLSHIT.

I don't know how to just let people go and not think of them. I hold some very strong grudges against people that fuck me over financially or emotionally. Like how do people just not think about shit like that.

Sorry for the long ramble but I am so annoyed and puzzled.

#my writing #autistic spectrum #mental health

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coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe · 1 year

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Superheroes with Secrets: Kirby's 32nd Birthday [Part 1] (Fic Part 195. Set in 2002)

Around 2000 Words. 18+ in places. Please inform me if you wish to be tagged/untagged from posts.

Tags: @tantamount-treason @piratewithvigor @thedollmaker16

Reference Posts: ‘Giantess’/‘Blacklight Bandit’ Kirby Roussimoff x Gregory Shane 'Hurricane' Helms x 'Prince of Punk' Shannon Moore

Shannon bites his lip in excitement at the idea, "I hardly ever get to work from life. I usually have to work from memory. That's why… that's why his face is blank in half my book."

"Oh, well, if you do want to draw from life, feel free, I have my nude sketchbook and a picture of me and Shane after… we had sex in the graveyard." She admits sheepishly, blushing a deep red.

"In the what now?" He tries to keep from giggling.

"There's a graveyard about five minutes walk down the street and me and Shane were going to take our engagement and wedding invite photos there, and I told him how intriguing his eyes were and one thing led to another and we fucked in the graveyard, and Shane wanted to keep the memory and have a private photo of the moment." She explains, getting redder as she continues talking.

"Can I see that photo some day?"

"You can see it now if you want."

"Fuck yeah I wanna see it now."

Kirby goes to her desk, pulling open the drawer and grabbing the photo before walking back to Shannon and handing him the photo.

"Holy shit…" he whispers, looking it over and pulling in every detail, "he really has been working out. I knew he got buff fast, but… when was this taken?"

"This was taken I think a week before we got married, maybe two weeks before we got married… and he had just survived a fight with my crazy, and now dead, ex-boyfriend, Erik." She explains.

"Christ, wouldn't have been more than… three months ago?"

"Yeah, I think that's right, we got married on the ninth of September, so this would have been the fourth, but Shane moved fast, met me, started dating and then we got married in quick succession, kinda fitting that I call him mon ouragan d'amour."

"He's gained like… thirty, forty pounds of muscle since this was take… maybe I'm highballing, but he's gotten big fast…"

"It's not all muscle, there's a little bit of dad bod fat going on." Kirby jokes.

"Maybe in his ass, and a smidgen around his waist, but our boy's beefy."

"Beefy daddy, pure North Carolinian beef, what does that make us?"

"I wanna say it makes you mama cow, but I know way better than to call a woman a cow, cause my Mama didn't raise a suicidal fool, but I'd guess I'd be lean beef."

"So, I'm a highland cow, soft but tough? You know what a highland cow looks like Shannon, they're all soft and fuzzy but they have horns that can fuck you up."

"Yeah! Exactly!"

"So if you two are beefy boys, I'm the soft one who could easily fuck people up if they fuck with us."

"You're Mama Bear. You're soft and cuddly, but only an idiot would mess with you because you're also big and tough and could kill someone very easily if you wanted to."

"Yeah, but scaring the shit outta folks keeps you out of prison." She chuckles, messing with Shannon's hair.

"That's true."

"You should get some rest, I can show you the rest of my nude drawing of Shane tomorrow, as a treat for being so nice to me today."

"Kirby, tomorrow's your birthday. I get to treat you." He grins, kissing her cheek gently.

"I haven't celebrated my birthday with people I have sex with, ever, so you will have to forgive me if I get a little too handsy tomorrow." She explains, yawning and putting the picture back in the drawer before climbing into bed between Helms and Shannon.

Helms curls up to her instinctively and Shannon wraps his arm around both of them, settling in softly with a happy sigh.

The three wake up at the sound of their alarm going off, "mon mari, can you chuck the alarm at the wall, please." Kirby yawns.

Without hesitation, Helms does exactly that. It stays intact when it lands on the carpet, but shuts off.

"Merci, mon amour. I don't want to get out of bed just yet, but now I can't go back to sleep."

"No. Sleep. Stay. Bed warm. Outside bad." Helms mumbles.

"Caveman talk, really? I was gonna suggest we fuck and you use the caveman talk? Shannon, can I fuck you?" Kirby whines.

"Absolutely." Shannon grins.

"I would have sex with Shane, but the caveman talk doesn't really turn me on." She whispers, kissing Shannon and straddling his crotch, ghosting her fingers over his abs and down to his cock before she starts stroking him, just to get him hard before she slips his cock into her wet heat.

He sighs happily, his head tipping back as her cunt squeezes him gently, "God that feels good…"

She slowly starts riding him, moaning softly, "you like this, ma colombe?"

"Fucking love this."

"You want to grab me, or maybe get a little rough?"

"You sure you want me to?"

"I wouldn't suggest something I didn't want."

"Works for me." He grins, grasping her hips to thrust up into her hard.

"Oh fuck yes." She moans, gradually getting louder.

He keeps up the pace, working his own hips against hers to get deeper. Kirby's moans get louder as she gets closer to her climax, breathing heavily.

"Cum for me." He pants softly.

She cums, moaning his name and kissing him deeply as she stays on top of him. He kisses her back deeply, savouring every moment of her lips against his.

"Do you think you could go another round?"

"As many as you want, birthday babe."

"I want you and Shane to have your way with me." She purrs.

"Same time?"

"Yeah, same time or by yourselves, as many times as you want, but no edging me, and if you have to cum, you cum in me… let's see how many times we can get freaky today."

"Sounds like a perfect kind of day."

"So, what would you like to do with me?"

"Well, I've already got pussy dibs. Give Shaney a kick in the ribs to wake him up so he can take your pretty peachy ass."

"Oh mon mari," she purrs, sliding one hand down Helms' chest to his crotch and wrapping her hand around his dick and slowly stroking his cock in an attempt to wake him up, "you have to get up, my hero, get up and claim my pretty little ass."

"Claim your ass?" He murmurs, his accent extra thick after waking up.

"Yes, my hero, put that big beefy dick of yours in my ass, and listen to my plan for today."

"Yes, ma'am." He grins, climbing to his knees to position himself.

"I have already explained this to the little blonde bitch, ma colombe, but I want you two to have your way with me, as many times as possible today, if you want to cum, you cum in me, either together or alone, no edging, so even if we get interrupted, you gotta make me cum before you leave me."

"Oooh, I relish a challenge. Before we really start, I say no one goes more than three orgasms without a water or snack break. Once you reach that, tap out."

"Deal."

"Deal." Shannon agrees, thrusting up into Kirby quickly, but not roughly. Just to startle her a little.

"Oh, ma colombe." She hisses.

Determined not to be outdone, Helms lines himself up and after quickly slickling himself, he pushes inside her ass.

"Mon mari, mon amour, please… more."

"At the same time?" Shannon pants.

Helms nods in response, already sensitive from the early hours.

"You gonna make me scream, boys?"

"Damn right we are." Helms purrs in her ear as they begin thrusting into her at the same time.

She moans in delight, whispering out swear words in Welsh and French.

"Translation?" Shannon whispers.

"Most of what I just said can be summarized as 'fuck, shit, fuck, more."

"Glad to know we're doing well."

"You are doing very well, ma colombe, and mon mari, you can grab my tits if you want, don't hesitate, boys, enjoy me as much as I'm enjoying you."

"Would make better handles." Helms chuckles, reaching around to grope her.

"I love you boys, so much."

"Love you too." Helms whispers.

"Shane, I'm gonna cum."

"Do it. Cum for us."

Kirby moans loudly as she cums, breathing heavily and leaning against Helms for support. Shannon pushes up into her hard, pining her against Helms' chest as he reaches his edge. She squirms slightly and moans softly.

"That felt pretty damn nice…"

"Glad I could satisfy you."

"Satisfied both of us." Shannon moans softly.

"You both satisfied me as well, ma colombe."

"Feels like a damn good start to the day."

"And it's only going to get better."

"Hell yeah it is."

"We should get some breakfast and then see if you two feel up to some more fucking."

"We'll be up. Just need some brain food."

Kirby moans as she feels Helms cum in her and pull out, "oh, mon mari."

"Dripping, hon?" He smirks.

"I can feel it dripping down my legs, my hero."

"Beautiful. Isn't she, Shannon?"

"Stunning."

"You know what, I am gonna put off getting dressed until I need to."

"Don't mind that at all." Shannon licks his lips a little.

"I am gonna do my morning routine and then… pancakes for breakfast."

"Oh Kirby, you saint." Helms grins.

"What can I say, I know what you like, my hero and I happen to like pancakes too."

"Lilith's gonna come out addicted to pancakes."

"Lilith is probably gonna be addicted to pancakes, like her daddy."

"And you bet your ass I'm gonna be feeding them to her every chance I get." Helms grins.

"Ya gotta wait until she's able to eat solid food first, mon mari." Kirby murmurs as she kisses him gently and heads to the en suite bathroom.

"Pancakes are barely solid, but I get where you're coming from."

"I'm not putting pancakes in a blender just so you can get our daughter addicted to them."

"I mean they're really soft. In small bites you don't even need teeth."

Kirby mumbles out a muffled 'Gregory Shane Helms, listen to me' as she brushes her teeth.

"I won't get her addicted to pancakes before her teeth come in." He acquiesces dramatically.

She messes with his hair, mumbling out a muffled, 'thank you baby daddy'.

"My pleasure, hon."

"God I fucking hate mint." She whispers after finishing her morning routine, looking like her usual gothic princess self.

"Then why use mint toothpaste?" Shannon asks, still draped over the bed with his hair falling over the edge.

"Because I have always used mint toothpaste and it's always the one with the most 'health benefits' or so the adverts would have you believe."

"But you hate it. And all toothpaste is made with the same ingredients. Mint may be the only adult flavour, so use kids toothpaste." He shrugs.

"I honestly had never thought about that option."

"I may not be brilliant, but I'm great at filtering common sense."

"Shannon, do you think I look too gothic?"

"If anything, not enough."

"More black, or maybe red or burnt orange?"

"Ooh, could be either."

"Perhaps, smoky eye, blend from burnt orange to a deep red, with some black eyeliner and ombre lips?"

"That'd be so hot."

"Ooh, maybe… right, where did I put those blood drop earrings, and the matching necklace?" She murmurs, looking through her jewellery boxes.

"Blood drop earrings? Could I borrow those sometime?"

"Yeah, if you want I'll buy you a pair… ooh, Shane, we should take Shannon shopping for gothic stuff… oh, before I forget, if you want me to, at any time, I will gladly do your makeup."

"You mean that?"

"Yeah, I do Shane's makeup when he wants, and I could always use the opportunity to chat with you and get closer… ooh, I found the blood drop stuff, what do you think of this, ma colombe?"

#superheroes with secrets #shane hurricane helms #kirby roussimoff #blacklight bandit #orange and green - the perfect team #shannon brian moore #sws #kirby andrea roussimoff #delilah keshet rosenbaum #gregory shane helms #jeffrey nero hardy #matthew moore hardy #lita hardy

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ txt as boyfriends

notes: ahhh it’s my first fic! hope y’all like it!

genre: fluff

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❥ ˗ˏˋyeonjun ´ˎ˗

◦ this mf omg don't get me started

◦ absolutely adores you. cherises you. enamored of you. completely and utterly obsessed with you.

◦ he's the type to buy you something because it reminded him of you.

◦ will gladly spend all of his money just to see you smile :((

◦ very affectionate, can't go long without needing to touch you

◦ cuddles and kisses are his favourite form of stress relief

◦ after rehearsing all day, he just wants to come home to you

◦ wraps you both up in a blanket and rests his head on your chest

◦ does that cute pout of his when talking about his day

◦ steals small pecks from you when you start cuddling

◦ swears you must be made of magic or something because your kisses make him feel instantly better

◦ always wants to take photos of you

◦ has 17883920 photos of you in his camera roll

◦ he looks at them when he misses you while on tour :((

◦ let him style your clothing and he'll fall in love even harder

◦ however, as soon as you wear his clothing... mans swears he can feel his heart escape his ribcage <33

❥ ˗ˏˋsoobin ´ˎ˗

◦ baby boy is the shyest of them all

◦ hes quite introverted, so would love a partner that was also more relaxed

◦ takes you on cute dates at the bookshop <3

◦ you both buy books for eachother

◦ talks your ear off about his favourite ones, and absolutely adores it when you do the same

◦ hand holding !!

◦ this man goes absolute feral whenever you slip your hand into his

◦ the first time you did it he was a blushy mess. couldn't contain his rapid heartbeat be still my beating heart

◦ now he's comfortable with it and initiates it all the time. it's practically second nature to him.

◦ if you pull away he'll get legitimately offended (don't you understand that hand holding is a necessity?)

◦ not too big on pda around the members, but will snuggle you like crazy whenever you're alone

◦ especially since being the leader can be quite tiring at times,,,, he needs someone to just hold him :((

◦ baby him and he'll instantly melt <33

❥ ˗ˏˋbeomgyu ´ˎ˗

◦ omg this nuisance

◦ this little shit

◦ can you tell he's my bias?

◦ he would definitely be both your boyfriend and best friend all in one

◦ its a 2 for 1 deal and this man is a whole ass package

◦ loves to tease you and have fun. water gun fights, amusement parks, scaring children off of the playground, all that good stuff.

◦ honestly helps heal your inner child a lot :((

◦ however also has a serious and nuturing side to him !!

◦ would love someone in touch with their emotions. someone he can vent to and feel understood.

◦ doesn't play around when it comes to mental health. knows what its like firsthand to struggle, so he'll 100% be there for you during tough times.

◦ despite his 'childish' exterior, he absolutely loves to take care of you. will run warm baths, feed you, check up on you during the day, give you massages, etc.

◦ however don't tell the boys otherwise they'll tease him relentlessly

◦ his love language is definitely words of affirmation. loves when you praise him and acknowledge how hard he tries. tell him you're proud of him and he might just start tearing up.

◦ adores head rubs !! play with his hair, tell him he did good today and watch as he falls so much deeper in love <3

❥ ˗ˏˋtaehyun ´ˎ˗

◦ this man is a menace tbh

◦ we all know he doesn't hold back with come backs, and he definitely wouldn't stop just because you're dating praying for you

◦ he's a bit more reserved, and would probably want someone the same

◦ teases you lovingly, always giving you a kiss afterwards

◦ his favourite moments are when its late at night, both of you laying next to eachother just talking about the most random things

◦ from reincarnation to mushroom facts, he'll love talking about anything. let him talk to you about his inner thoughts and he'll be planning your wedding the next day

◦ also loves hearing you talk as well. seeing your eyes light up as you excitedly talk about your interests is when he finds you the most beautiful <3

◦ loves taking you on calm coffee dates, where he's on his laptop writing song lyrics and you're working on a school project. he doesn't need to be constantly entertained, just having your presence with him is enough.

◦ will also cook dinner for you. he genuinely values your opinion on things that he tries hard on, so pls be nice :((

◦ not huge on pda, but doesn't mind cuddling you late at night with his hand running through your hair

◦ believes that the most important foundation of a relationship is trust. hence why he adores you when you allow him to see you at your most vulnerable, and vice versa.

◦ gets particularly clingy when he's tired. won't hesitate to give you sleepy forehead kisses <3

❥ ˗ˏˋkai ´ˎ˗ ◦ absolute cutie pie

◦ i mean,,,,,

◦ cmon

◦ you've basically got a whole ray of sunshine as a boyfriend

◦ similar to beomgyu, he loves doing fun activities with you

◦ dates at the arcade, themepark, icecream parlour, kfc

◦ loves unique matching accessories !! frog headbands, psychedelic glasses, diy phonecases... just wants something meaningful that the both of you can share

◦ can be very clumsy, so don't be surprised if he accidentally spills coffee all over you on your first date

◦ he feels so bad about it but after you give him a small peck for reassurance he feels better again :)

◦ he can be a bit clueless sometimes, so expect to also probably get lost on your first date

◦ very very affectionate! he loves cuddling, hand holding and tummy rubs!

◦ basically clings to you, especially when he's asleep

◦ give him a plushie and he'll give you his whole heart :((

◦ there'll never be a dull moment with kai and his antics <3

#txt #tommorrow x together #kpop #choi beomgyu #choi yeonjun #choi soobin #hueningkai #kang taehyun #headcanon #txt fluff #txt headcanons #beomgyu x reader #soobin x reader #yeonjun x reader #kai x reader #taehyun x reader #fanfic

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