I decided to make a big pot of chicken soup today and while shopping for ingredients I came across these bundles of carrots in a variety of colors. There was the standard orange of course, but also yellow, cream, white, and most striking of all purple. "Those will look lovely in my soup" I thought as I bought 2 bundles.
Well I just checked on the soup after adding the veggies and letting it simmer for a bit. Guys. Those beautiful purple carrots I just had to buy dyed the broth.
I made Grimmace soup 😭
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Listen I know Arthur is not a good guy I know this and yet, hes being nice to Steven and giving him soup,
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container
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I’ve been tracking my brain for a min tryna remember who tf said “I’m a lil soup slut short n stout” but either way I felt that shit in my soul
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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the whole guilt-tripping language in posts about important topics paired with how I'm still getting bitches in my notes talking about why it's actually good to tell "bad" people to kill themselves continues to prove to me that a lot of people have absolutely no concept of social justice or activism outside of assuming the worst of and then viciously attacking strangers on the internet
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