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sem24 · 2 months
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In honor of TBB season 3 I would like to remind you that
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Share the same voice actor.
Thank you and good night!
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pirateprincessjess · 21 days
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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jerseymuppet · 3 months
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getting up on my soapbox for a moment. i find it laughable that nearly every time someone says they don’t like rap they cite hamilton and k-pop as the only rap they can tolerate. because everything else is just so violent and full of blatant consumerism. first off. so is k-pop. secondly. idk how to tell you the founding fathers were some of the most violent people around (coming from a black american descentant of slaves who is most likely related to thomas jefferson. shouldn’t have to explain the relevance here). thirdly. hamilton and k-pop both reference and interpolate rap. so idk what to tell you babes. you do like rap. you just don’t like black people. say it with your full chest next time.
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fluttershiesworld · 1 year
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why so problematic batman? -the canceler
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ao3-crack · 7 months
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inktho · 2 months
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If Flertom had long hair as a child…
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smallpwbbles · 1 year
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I keep thinking about how badass and cool Puss’s character is but then I see pics of him like this and I’m like omg he’s just a lil meow meow
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FNAF movie Vanessa loves the Vanny “animatronic”
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disasterhimbo · 3 months
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He should NOT be at the club! There’s an airborne pandemic still killing thousands and disabling millions weekly
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buggachat · 5 months
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do you ever think about how funny the fanon vs canon trope contrast of how Marinette and Alya talk to each other is. I’m guilty of this too. Fanon usually goes for the “Marinette is the relatable single friend who has to listen to Alya talk about her boyfriend all the time”, which is just an intuitive scenario etc etc. but. in canon Marinette is the demon keeping Alya awake at 3 am to talk about how raaaawwwrrr sexy Chat Noir is and waking her up at 6 am on a Saturday morning to cry to her about Adrien going on a weekend trip without her. they’re just so funny. we’ve only heard a FRACTION of what Alya deals with on a daily. Alya deserves financial compensation. if Alya is being TMI to Marinette in a fic just remember that she is only balancing the scales
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pinkgibbon · 24 days
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anton chigurh goes to stardew valley
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its-a-hare-pom-pom · 5 months
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the-witchhunter · 2 months
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So Lucifer Morningstar, the fourth of the fallen, (retired) ruler of hell, the Devil himself, is a character in DC comics, appearing in the Sandman comics, his own solo run and various other comics
He is absurdly powerful
The thing is, Lucifer still has access to his Divine power, unlike other fallen angels, and is actually more powerful than other angels
What does this mean?
Lucifer was the guy that shaped the matter to create the stars, an ability he still has
Enter one Danny Fenton
“Omg(oh my ghost) I’m a HUGE FAN of your work”
Just Danny fangirling over the literal Devil because of stars and space
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sunnygotsniped · 2 years
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See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually
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luluminated · 8 months
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It’s the melee guys!!! This thumbnail is too perfect and I got carried away, can you tell they’re my favorites
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ao3-crack · 5 months
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