#but they were just buddies besties bros obviously

[drulalovescas]

Watching the last seasons of Supernatural is so funny because everybody had somebody. Romantically. Mary had AU Bobby (awkward). Claire had Kaia. AU Charlie had Stevie. Sam had Eileen. And Dean had... DEAN HAD -- [gunshots]

#but they were just buddies besties bros obviously #destiel #supernatural #spn

[sugawarassoulmate]

okok im back with incel!kenma

whats even worse is if you really can’t tell if you’re a guy or a girl, the type of person that gives gender envy. if you have longer hair he just assumes your like him and can’t be bothered to cut it.

OKAY THIS THOUGHT JUST HIT ME MID TYPING! YOU’RE THE BITCH NERD!/LOSER!KURO CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT. THERES TWO MAYBE THREE WAYS HE CAN FIND OUT ITS YOU.

also ik this isn’t one of your hcs for kuro but nerd/loser!kuro x mean!goth!gf but maybe you’re not mean to him but everyone else, people even look at him the wrong way and you have them absolutely terrified. and during your face chats with him you never have your makeup or you daily clothes on. normally just bare faced and in something of kuros. surpising how he didn’t pick up kuros old nekoma jersey

number one: maybe kuro posts a picture of you on his story possibly at your pc playing with incel!kenma. or it could be one of the spicy mirror pictures you made him post because why the hell is the dumb bitch from class feeling up on your man for. maybe you even rant to kenma about this dumb bitch who can’t keep her hands to herself, and why the fuck is she touching a taken man. (okay i think incel!kenma is misogynistic but not homophobic because why the fuck would anyone want to deal with some needy whore constantly.) but that rant solidifies the thought that you are infact a guy maybe not one who hates women on the same level as he does but a man nonetheless. but once kuro posted that picture he figured it out and was disgusted.

number 2: kuro is at your house studying, so to keep your boredom at bay you hop online with kenma, it’s about two hours in when he hears a knock shuffling in the back ground followed by the sound of someone falling onto your bed when he asked about it your response is casual “oh its just my boyfriend.” and he doesn’t pick at it anymore. but then the mic catches a familiar voice in the background. “pretty girl when are you gonna be done, i want to take a nap with you” you give a hum in response to his question. “alright bro gotta leave after this round, so we have to win don’t wanna lose the last match of the day.” obviously you land up losing because kenma can’t get his pretty little head around the fact that he couldn’t tell you were some fucking bitch, you never told him either so that makes you a fucking liar (even tho he didn’t ask). when the game disconnects he’s seething.

number three: this is the worst option really kuro begs him to come hang out with him at his girlfriend, he swears up and down that she’s not the type of woman he’d hate. promises that they have a lot of the same interests. maybe he sends a picture of you cosplaying as one of his favorite characters but that just lowers his opinion, in the photo he can’t even tell its you though. so he’s even more confused when he meets you guys at the arcade. he cautiously calls you by your in game name and you respond with a smile and respond with your irl name. he’s genuinely not sure how to react. not just bc you’re the person he’s been gaming with for almost a year, but with your thick ass platforms you’re just as talk as kuro if not taller. you literally look down at him, can he even talk shit about a bitch like you with out getting his as beat.

anyway this drug out for way longer than intended. but yeah incel!kenma making assumptions and being totally wrong. how funny would it be if he had a crush on kuros gf

bestie.....my beloved......all of the options just sound so amazing to me omg *kisses u*

the absolute torture incel!kenma has to go through upon finding out that 1) his favorite gaming buddy is a disgusting female, 2) she's dating his best friend and somehow he never knew, and 3) she's so fucking hot that kenma can't stop picturing her face every time he rubs one out.

and you just won't let him live you're so fucking mean to him that kenma can't even get a word in when you're roasting him. the only thing that reels you in is kuroo's soft, pleading voice asking you to be nice.

kenma's embarrassed that his friend has become such a simp but fuck if he didn't wish he was on the receiving end of your sweet words.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyu x reader #kenma x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kozume kenma x reader #🥀 #🥀kenma #incel!kenma

[lovemishjen]

HELLO, i have a question about j2m. Do u think they're close friends or even friends in this day and age? Im a new fan and i dont have that much info about them yet, but i love them dearly. and i want a non delusional answer from someone.

Hello,

It's nice to get a normal question, instead of the usual troll-ish ones.

Alright, let's get down to this.

Disclaimer: I do not know these these gentlemen or their families personally, and I am not even American. But I have been in the fandom since 2009, on tumblr since 2010 I think. So this is based on my observation from con panels, especially jibcon, and social media interactions with each other over the years. I have not been super active in the fandom since over a year though.

If you a J2M fan, you should watch this honcon panel that is a sheer definition of fun 👆🏽

I think Jensen and Jared hit it off initially and were friends on set and even shared a home for a while.

Later on, Danneel and Gen and J2 would hang out, but at some point they had a falling out. I personally think the ladies did not just get along wth each other, need not have been a big falling out. They are different personalities and strong women and it's not necessary to become besties just because their husbands work together. Later, the men themselves had a falling out, the details of which we might never know.

This post is far more well-researched and well-explained than I will have ever patience for 👇🏽

Jensen and Misha, after a lukewarm start in early season 4 filming, started getting along really well. I believe a huge reason for this is that Danneel adores Misha, and she has always been vocal about it. Check out Jenmisheel tag to check out stories of their hanging out. One of the incidents is the story of Danneel and Misha eating chillies and Jensen laughing about, is one of the examples of this.

But also, Misha has been a great influence on Jackles. Misha had quite a wild youth, his ex-wife even wrote a book on threesomes! But he became a father first, mellowed down and being older as well, you always get a sense that Jensen looked up to him. While his relation with Jared was more of a fun buddy, I get the feeling that Jensen and Misha have an equation where they can sit and have a serious conversation.

But all three of them, and the rest of the cast as well, did have a lot of fun together. Have you watched the mockumentary directed by Misha? If not, do watch.. you will love it!

By the final seasons, Jensen and Misha seemed very obviously closer.

Their 10 year friendship post by Jensen was far too serious, unlike other fun posts, so he seems to give a lot of importance to their friendship.

Currently, I think Jensen and Jared are cordial and wish each other on birthdays and other occasions, and the same with Misha and Jared. I think Jensen and Misha interact more often and touch base more frequently, but if they meet up in person, and how often is not something we know. Unlike say Richard Speight Jr and Rob Benedict, who were (are?) doing a podcast together, and so we know they hang out a lot. With J2M, they are not super-active on social media off late, so we don't know as much.

Let me know if you have any other questions.

#J2M #Cockles #Jenmisheel #danneel ackles #spn cast #spn mockumentary #jensen and misha #jensen and danneel

[nocturnalghoul]

Fox's Wedding

This is one of three fics that I plan to post today on my birthday as a sort of reverse present. I just want these two to be besties, and like am I wrong tho?! I'll link the other two fics here and here once I get all three posted

sorry in advance for the several perspective switches, idk man

Summary: The two get lost in laughing and cracking jokes that before they know it both plates are empty and the sun is rising up over the horizon. “Ugh I needed this bro, we have both been so caught up with everyone else lately that I feel like we haven’t hung out just the two of us in ages. I miss my buddy” Sunny laments, getting up to clear their dishes before Mountain or Dew come out and complain about the mess they made in the kitchen. “Well there is always time to change that Sunbeam, sounds like it's time for us to declare it a goof off day. Wanna come down to the lake with me?” Just some sweet Sunny and Rain being friends and goofing off content.

Words: ~1.4k

Warnings: none, this is just fluffy good times :D

Read on AO3 here, or below the cut

After tossing and turning for several hours, Sunny finally decides to give up on sleep. She still has so much on her mind that there is no hope of it all quieting down enough for her to sleep anytime soon. 

Snagging her phone from off the nightstand and frowning at the mocking way it displays 4am, she starts to wander through the halls thinking of something to do since she's up. The common room is currently a cluttered mess as everyone prepares for tour so she decides to start there and figure out how she can help out. She is lost deep in her thoughts, moving on autopilot, as she swings around the corner and smacks into somebody knocking her off balance and sending her tumbling down to the floor. 

From the ground she can see Rain grimacing as he holds out a hand to help her back up with a mumbled apology and can’t help but giggle. 

“Well hey Rain, were you just coming back from a swim?” she whispers, dragging the water ghoul towards the kitchen with her. 

“Couldn’t sleep and I thought it might relax me enough to remedy that” he whispers back, face lighting up as he clearly thinks of something. “Obviously neither of us are getting sleep any time soon. So Sunbeam, how do ya feel about scrounging up some breakfast?”

There is something more to the request that Sunny can’t quite place, but the chance to hang out alone together is a rare one and there's no way she can pass it up. “Sure, lead the way Cap’n” she teases, shoving the water ghoul towards the kitchen. 

Neither of the ghouls are as culinarily challenged as Mountain and Cirrus like to make them seem, and soon enough they get a fair spread set up with left overs for the next few hungry ghouls to blow through to snack on. Both of the ghouls have been so stressed out recently, Rain with the upcoming tour and Sunny with making sure everything is ready to run smoothly while the others are gone, that being able to focus their minds on such a clear-cut task feels soothing. 

As they sit down to eat, Sunny zones out for a minute thinking about all the things she still needs to do, but is snapped back to reality as a grape bounces off her forehead and tumbles onto her plate. “Okay yeah I get it, sorry” she giggles, popping the offending fruit into her mouth. 

The two get so lost in laughing and cracking jokes that before they know it both plates are empty and the sun is rising up over the horizon. “Ugh I needed this bro, we have both been so caught up with everyone else lately that I feel like we haven’t hung out just the two of us in ages. I miss my buddy” Sunny laments, getting up to clear their dishes before Mountain or Dew come out and complain about the mess they made in the kitchen. 

“Well there is always time to change that Sunbeam, sounds like it's time for us to declare it a goof off day. Wanna come down to the lake with me?” Rain proposes, moving to help finish the clean up process. The excited giggle from Sunny as she runs off to go change is all the confirmation he gets but it's more than enough. Already he can feel some of the anxieties of the recent few weeks beginning to fade. Today is going to be exactly what they needed. 

Once the clean up is done, Rain sets up a pot of coffee to wait for Dew and Mountain to wander out any minute now, and heads down to the lake to wait for Sunshine on the dock across the lake. Eventually the multi ghoulette appears, sitting down next to him and silently passing him a bottle of water while staring at the rising sun. “This is truly my favorite part of the day” she sighs happily, feet swinging where they hang over the side of the dock. 

Rain lets her take her moment of appreciation before looking down at where their hands are joined and giving a sharp yank as he topples forward dragging them both into the water. “Darn slippery wood” he teases, laughing at the way the ghoulettes curls stick her face when she emerges and begins to tread water. 

“Uh-huh, slippery wood indeed.” she teases back, rolling her eyes and moving to splash Rain in retaliation. “You picked this so I’m picking next.” 

She grabs his hand again and the two shift to floating on their backs, soaking in the warmth of the early morning rays and admiring the contrast to the cool water. The beauty of the sunrise might always be Sunny's favorite part of the day, but this is Rains. 

The next few hours speed by quickly enough in a grand storm of laughter and tomfoolery until it is clear that Sunny is starting to get tired of the lake and Rain collects up their sparse belongings awaiting word of the next location. It takes him all the way until the pair hit the trail leading out past the greenhouses to realize they are headed to the large orchard on the property, but really he should have guessed. When in doubt, the grand sprawl of trees is always a great guess of where to find the ghoulette. 

Right as they are about to pass the last greenhouse, they see Cirrus and Mountain running out of the door to meet them on the path. Immediately Cirrus launches into explaining she was hoping for Sunnys help, but Mountain sets down the small shrub he was holding and just sighs.

“Hmmm that does sound important Cir’, unfortunately we already assigned ourselves the task of ‘have fun’ today so you’ll have to remind me all about that tomorrow” Sunny deadpans before grabbing Rain’s arm and dashing off the path in a direct line for the trees before either of the two serious looking ghouls can protest. 

“I knew they were lost the second I heard them giggling. I needed Rain for something but I know that look on his face and we’ll just have to table all this for tomorrow and see those two at dinner.” Mountain concedes, picking up the shrub with one arm and heading back to open the door of the greenhouse for Cirrus. 

There is something about Rain and Sunny's natural temperament that is so good for the other. She is so skilled at pulling Rain out of his own head and letting him cut loose, and he is skilled at letting her shine as bright as she wants and feel truly special. In the presence of the other, all of their worries get washed away.

If you asked Rain to recount any of their path to the center of the orchard he would not be able to describe a thing. In his mind, he didn’t need any details and instead just let Sunny lead him. Unbeknownst to him she was leaving a trail for Mountain to follow to bring them to dinner later, but from his perspective they were just blindly darting through rows of trees and hoping not to trip. 

Laying down under the shade of a large tree, fruit scattered around them, the activity of the day starts to catch up as both of the ghouls start to doze. The spots of sun filtering through the leaves land around them, casting beautiful mosaics all around. The bright sun beats down, allowing them to dry off as small pockets of showers can be seen falling far off in the distance, threatening to spice up the pace of the day once again. 

“It's nice Rainbow, it's like the weather knew we were hanging out today. Seems like it was meant to be” Sunny beams beside him, and he can’t help but pull the ghoulette into a hug. “Yeah, maybe it was,” he sighs contently. 

By the time Mountain makes his way to bring them in for dinner, those showers have worked their way to the orchard, and he finds them spinning around enjoying the weather and cackling, the rain sprinkling down on their faces mixing with the tears of laughter. 

The pack was certainly put out by them goofing off all day and makes that clear at dinner, but it's clear that they don’t actually mean it. Both Rain and Sunny have been so tightly wound recently and the relief of seeing the two take care of one another far outweighs whatever annoyance their absence caused. A day like today is exactly what they both needed, and luckily they had each other to help.

#nocturnal writings #the band ghost #the band ghost fanfic #sunshine ghoulette #rain ghoul

[gokupowers]

I love your Euphoria AU!! What kind of relationship dynamics are there between the characters? [like, the kids, the trolls, etc]

OH GOD.. SOOOOO MANY. SO MANY OPTIONS..

john and dave - will they wont they "no homo" besties with SOO many issues

karkat and dave - karkat thinks "i can fix him", dave thinks "i can make him worse" . but genuinely Dave = Nate and Jules, karkat = rue kinda.

Dave and sollux are unlikely friends (like Maddy and Jules) cuz they're both just chill dudes (sollux is more chill than Dave obviously)

eridan and sollux - eventual besties? bros? sollux is instrumental to eridan's semi-redemption arc

terezi and vriska - the worst couple you know. they make each other worse (lovingly)

karkat and john - "yes john i used to have a crush on you. yes im dating your best friend now grow up i moved on"

terezi and karkat - 'we are exes and now i see you moved on with your gay partners were we beards for each other??'

it goes on... and on...

also gonna use this as an opportunity to dump about the au:

nepeta info:

a mix of bear Grylls and Barbie Ferreira in euphoria

car crash causes meulin's deafness and nepeta goes missing for a month or two;

shes rescued by a woodsy hermit, but nepeta refuses to say her name, some kinda autism trauma thing/selective mute

so she just lives w a hermit in the woods for like a month before they can track down her actual name and shit

but she learns survival skills there and it changes her perception of people

being nursed back to health by a stranger seeing her family mutilated or dead etc etc. scary but it impacts that shit in her brain

which is how we get furry nepeta... but she's not as open about it in real life because omfg

she's just a chronically online girl who loves survivalism

terezi info (didnt finish writing this):

Before Terezi knew her ABC’s, she knew the words “guilty” and “innocent.”

It’s what she based her life off, hours spent in the courtroom, a live audience to dichotomy. You either did the crime or you didn’t. It was a simple yes or no question. 

Growing up, she found that the world was full of criminals and civillians, the ones who committed the gruesome crimes she’d heard her mother recite back at the perpetrators, a laundry list of violence and psychopathy. There were two types of people: and her mom was the one who enforced that.

Terezi spent a lot of time looking up at her mother on trial, her mother campaigning for the DA’s office, her mother boasting the highest conviction rate in the state. 

Episode 5 outlining:

EPIOSDE 5: TEREZI AND ARADIA

Terezi Pyrope

Daughter of the district attorney 

show should start w terezi and vriska already having been cruel to each other (the arm and eyes thing) and then they forgive each other and are buddy buddy. and THEN terexi betrays her

sells her out, tells her mom about the drugs, maybe vriskas mom abuses her and terezis like enough is enough and reports it to the DA)

Vriska gets into a shoot out/almost dies and terezi spirals in self hate/guilt

Begins dating gamzee, doing drugs

Aradia comes back (cliffhanger of the episode)

Vriska tavros aradia sollux terezi revenge cycle

afaik in the comic it goes vriska power tripping and going to far n making tavros fly —> tavros paralyzed —> aradia revenge by ghost of vriskas victims harassment —> vriska controls sollux to kill aradia —> terezi machinates to get doc scratch to explode vriskas cue ball and she loses an eye and an arm —> vriska blinds terezi

Vriska: single mom with history of dead husbands dealeress, aranea annoying assistant

Sollux’s dads are a raytheon type company ceo, and a stay at home dad. Cambridge analytica style, they’re doing some things that would be a violation of the patriot act. Vriska finds out, and uses it as blackmail for her mom. 

mituna at college in boston with latula

Aradia is raised by a single mother, who works for doc scratch (who works for HIC). Shes relatively low level but highly valued (refuses to get too deep into the scheme), aradia is on a scholarship but is more middle class than poor.

Handmaid is competing with Mindfang for HIC favor, mindfang fucked up a drug deal, so she wants aradia’s mom out of the way

mindfang is a distributor/fence shes looking for a distribution deal but handmaid raised issues with it

HIC; ex olympian turned savant business woman. She’s a eugenicist (eridan and equius’ parents kiss ass) & meenah/feferi are concieved through sperm donors selected for their genes

Tavros’ dad is a political dissident/whistle blower/activist who fled the country edward snowden style, so he was raised by his nanny (fairybull) and talks to his dad through encrypted video calls 

Summoner leaks the equivalent of the pentagon papers/gets HIC in hot water, so in retaliation vriska’s mom has vriska hurt tavros 

Vriska lures tavros to the roof under the guise of a love confession, and pushes him off it

In retaliation, terezi gets into a fight with vriska, which leads to 

Vriskas actions aren't forced by her mom; her mom Implies These are problems and has always encouraged vriska to be hands on. Vriska takes the initiative. 

#homestuck #euphoria au #writing

[jackalsinthekitchen]

pop report #6 (billboard 200, week of 2/3/2024)

on dicks, or things that sound like them

I’ve mentioned it before, but my late buddy and I had a different relationship with the pop charts. I was raised – digesting the star-ratings in my dad’s giant album guides like gospel – to distrust the pop cultural world around me. I always felt out of step (like that girl in the Onion article) with the trends of my time; I was always making heroes out of bygone artists out of step with theirs. My bestie similarly distrusted new culture – it being the early 2000s, what was popular was often mean-spirited and overly prefab. But an odd affection for numbers (innate) and a higher tolerance for boomer-sanctioned fluff (instilled) made him pleased as peaches to ride around to the local oldies station. We doubled down on our anachronisms in a bunker of a band, but when we broke up and stepped separately into daylight, we each had new pop epiphanies. Because somewhere between ‘07 and ‘13, radio music got juicy.

Strong melodies are rarely in short supply, but other things had been adjusted. Hip-hop and pop production became indiscernible, the hook emphasis and contrapuntal construction of the latter absorbing the atmospheric and rhythmic virtues of the former. Spearheaded by artists like Lady Gaga and Beyoncé, women (many non-white) took pop over, tamping down indie tumors like Mumford and Sons and keeping the bros at bay. The most conventional such superstar, Taylor Swift, opened her music and mind to the new sonic fashions, while maintaining her foundation of catchy, emotionally inhabitable songs. A vision of a braver, more equitable world felt represented on the radio, and it was a trip to listen to. With digital production outgrowing its ungainly hallmarks, everything started to sound a little like a dream, and by six or seven years ago, what most people wanted to listen to was wonderful.

But pendulums have a way of swinging back, and while I can’t put my finger on what’s changing, I’m at least equipped to note a few data points and go hmmm. For instance: the top five albums currently perching atop Billboard’s 200 chart are by male artists. I’m a lot less savvy when it comes to analyzing the album charts, in some part because my friend talked about them less than the song charts. It’s often a mixed bag of rap platters, country platters, pop platters, soundtrack platters and evergreen old faves (Thriller; Rumours; Queen’s greatest hits; Elton John’s greatest hits; these days every Taylor Swift album). But with the influx of country bros up said charts – who as far as I’m concerned are always named Luke or Zach, even when they’re named Blake or Chris – you wonder why the Eagles’ Greatest Hits isn’t the hotcake it once was.

It bears mentioning that none of country-pop (much less country)’s women – Taylor Swift hasn’t counted for a while – are selling like the dudes are. I mused a few blogs ago that MAGA might partially account for the whitest genre’s ascendence, but if I’m being cynical I could go bigger. The resistance #metoo engendered (as progress does) obviously includes more than just the red hats. Not that I figure All Men are bulk-buying Morgan Wallen CDs solely out of spite, but it’s hard to imagine any mild-mannered or self-reflective men even streaming him. “Last Night” is one of many smashes he’s racked up to date. His country-rock is inflected with a steely pop sheen, and beefed up with rap-adjacent beats, not to mention a looser and less laconic vernacular than Southern-drawl singers are usually armed with. But that cocky song and its album were each the #1 sellers of 2023, which seems a shame when the best stuff (“Anti-Hero”, “Kill Bill”, “Flowers”, any Barbie single) came, yet again, from the better side of the battle of the sexes.

Unrefined as he may be, Wallen isn’t a menace – if grassroots red meat like “Rich Men North of Richmond” was always on top, things would be less nice. But he does seem likea dick, and it’s a shame when dicks win. Wallen’s album isn’t at #1 anymore, and I’m not super familiar with superseder 21 Savage’s work – though he was half of Drake’s sus Her Loss, which definitely had an indulgent-resentment-of-women vibe. And although from the opening monologue, his album American Dream codes sincere (sincere almost never being preferable), it’s nice in theory to have an album called American Dream at #1 when that album is by a Black hip-hop artist making no overt pop concessions. Anyway, like I said, I haven’t given it sufficient attention, and maybe it’s great. But it’s not revolutionary I’ll betcha, and a scan of the reviews solidifies this enough for me to write all this on my blog without worrying about doing 21 Savage too dirty.

Wallen’s album is at #2 – on the charts for the 47th week. I wonder, without caring to do the work to find out, if its preeminence is comparable to that of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, enduring bestseller Elton John’s half-century-old blockbuster. That was a 2-LP set with 17 songs, and because Elton was the biggest artist in the pop music galaxy at that time, it listed for $5 more than a normal LP ($6.98). Wallen’s albums always contain something like 200 songs, so in theory, that spiffs up his sales. Also, his occasional loose tongue (“take care of this n*****”) and the “I’m a jerk but you love me” aura hallmarking his biggest hits almost definitely guarantees a dose of racists and douchebags in his audience share. But you don’t get to #1 without a portion of your constituency being honest-to-goodness Very Fine People. Then again, a lot of people sit out elections – just like Ariana says, “in case you haven’t noticed/everybody’s tired”.

Drake’s latest is #3, and while the title and imagery of For All the Dogs is less self-celebratorily male than Her Loss, it’s still a bad look from a distance. Drake really is the Elton John of his generation – every one of his albums and mixtapes and “playlists” has gone #1 on the Billboard 200, except the very early So Far Gone (#5 pop, #1 elsewhere) and something called Dark Lane Demo Tapes (#2 pop, #1 elsewhere). His reign has just about tripled John’s heyday (though the double-disc compilation Diamonds wouldn’t be a perpetual top 40 staple if John didn’t have decades’ worth of hits to his name). Though when his streak began, it was the Degrassi alum’s sheer niceness that set him apart – to where, when he came on strong to nominal work friends Nicki Minaj and Rihanna, you had to stifle a smirk – he’s been on something of a Dark Aubrey kick for a while. His flow remains a highly agreeable sound, but the charm’s been low (which is never Jay-Z’s problem), and his invention has never been strong enough to counterbalance it.

Next is Green Day. Green Day! A band, with guitars! At this point Green Day are an American institution, at a level above many of their diverse bands-with-guitars ‘90s peers – it doesn’t seem likely Billy Corgan, for instance, will be asked to turn one of his concept albums into a Broadway musical anytime soon. The band’s staying power, although they capitalized on fashionable liberal resistance and indie-derived pretentiousness with American Idiot, can be chalked up to the fact that they’ve always been more of a pop band than a punk band. But coming on like a punk band still helps. “The American Dream* is Killing Me”, Saviors’ opener, couches its good old-fashioned generalized protest in generic, Beatley melodics, and couches that in hard-within-reason guitars. The Tik Tok time-warping that tosses aging acts up the charts is heartening. Whether or not Saviors is good, Green Day feel like old-guard underdogs now, or at least old friends.

Rounding out our Penis Quintet is Noah Kahan’s Stick Season, the indie-boy fluke du jour. Every once in a while, people want to open the window of the pop palace we’re living in to more organic styles, e.g. the Green Day pop-punk model. When indie started really selling in this country, it wasn’t the soundscaping experimentalists or mordant wordsmiths – it was the real teary-eyed and sincere (wuh oh)-sounding people, leading up to people like the Lumineers, who lived at the crossroads between Arcade Fire and Mumford & Sons, and had about as much depth as the Archies but pretended otherwise. You can hear why Kahan is setting himself apart – the unconventional tinge in his voice helps lend a unique air to his lyrics, which are also unconventionally tinged. This isn’t the same as “clear-eyed” or “incisive”, though (much less mordant); the trick is to make you think you’re hearing something more outside the box than you are, which on the pop charts is sometimes just outside the box enough to be compelling. Nevertheless, he doesn’t seem like a dick – his music is as nice as it sounds, and his words’ heart is in the right place despite the weakness of the sauce. They aren’t very funny, but Kahan certainly is, at least when he’s talking about sunflower seed shells.

The rest of the top ten discontinues the pattern. Taylor bookends – #6 is her latest, which happens to be the long-awaited, marginally-differentiated re-recording of the album that launched her into pop super-stardom. Nothing she says isn’t calculated, but she’s right to tout her own prescience in the liner notes. There was liberation as well as mercenary benefit in roping pop into her music, in all its Nashville-bucking, cybernetic glory – and using the tradition of sexualized pop stars as a vehicle to amplify her rich-young-woman-about-town themes. But if 1989 wasn’t a money move (it was, at least a little), 1989 (Taylor’s Version) begins in that category. I note that “Is it Over Now”, her 9000th hit, has more of a self-repetitive vibe than usual. Then there’s Lover at #10 – on the wings of “Cruel Summer”, surely. The notoriously sunny album, brimming with shrewder pop gestures than her more consciously “artistic” last three, increasingly hits like a pre-COVID time capsule if not balm.

In between are two girls and a guy. #7 is last year’s from SZA, an always thoughtful, rarely compromising album auteur whose music rides that line between art and commerce better than most. #9 is country’s best example of same – the self-titled from Zach Bryan, foremost among the Luke and Blake crop as a singer and writer even if he’s no Tyler Childers in either department. Sandwiched between at #8 is Pink Friday 2, sequel to an album that back in 2010 felt like the shape of things to come. Well before huffers and puffers tread on the toes Taylor was dipping into pop waters, Nicki was getting slammed for loving pop and showing it. Now Pink Friday is regarded as the kind of classic none of her subsequent albums, which are always overlong and (how do I safely say this) temperamentally disagreeable, can hope to measure up to. Back around PF1, her verbal invention and shapeshifting ubiquity had me thinking, rockistly, “new Dylan”. Well: she wasn’t. But I’m glad she’s still selling some records.

I never turned my observation of the top five’s all-sausage status into a hypothesis; I’m not really good at hypotheses. But I wonder if there’s also a connection to the #1 song in the country right now, which is by Jack Harlow and is called “Lovin’ On Me”. On sight, Harlow is like a post-Post Malone, a beardy, dirtbaggy-looking white guy who’s sort of hip-hop and sort of not, and he’s been a big star for a minute. (My editor: “he doesn’t look like he has a stylist… or a shower, maybe.”) Like Drake, his flow has a downtempo, low-effort-seductive quality, and he’s possibly hotter than Post Malone – you can sort of see why Dua Lipa dated him, even if it took him putting out a million-selling mash note called “Dua Lipa” and it doesn’t look like it worked out. But I have to admit, I just don’t understand why “Lovin’ on Me” is number one. It’s one of those club-style songs so totally unmelodic it almost feels like an insult, and though “I’m vanilla baby/I’ll choke you but I ain’t a killer baby” is more on the gentlemanly side than is common for this playa-hype stuff, the attitude and verbiage are mostly not mold-breaking.

That line does give me pause; if your partner wants to be choked, and consent is properly brokered, then obliging is not only nice, but, lovin’, even. And while the chorus is a rejection, not an embrace, of BDSM predilections, it still hinges on “you can’t tie me down”, an age-old I’m-a-man-and-I-can-do-what-I-want trope. If American elections have proven anything, it’s that Americans don’t always pay careful attention to what they’re giving power to. The single’s lyric is all over the place (“I keep it short with a bitch, Lord Farquaad”), but one thing it is not is self-effacing. So maybe “Lovin’ on Me” is the druggy-hangout or night-at-the-strip-club soundtrack staple of the moment – for the kind of white bro who likes to pretend he’s (his idea of) a Black bro, or for Black bros united with them via sexism and taste for a certain sound. It’s also worth entertaining that, given its current primacy, a number of women like the song too.

I know it’s dumb and dangerous to speculate along dichotomous demographics (he says, right after doing just that). I remember quizzing my Black Lyft driver about his passion for Luke Combs’ “Fast Car”, which he did not know was a Tracy Chapman song and did not listen closely to enough to hear Combs refer to himself as a “checkout girl”. Instead, he felt drawn to it because of the nature of the narrator’s care, the I’ll-do-whatever-it-takes-for-us of it all. The reasons people love the music they love are often more visceral than complex. It’s not only conceivable but inevitable that “Lovin’ on Me”, by a white rapper who’s on record as a BLM supporter and has been praised for his self-interrogation, appeals to otherwise irreconcilable categories of listeners. But not the category I’m in, which is something like “well-intentioned, open-hearted, bi-vibes older millennial who loves music more than anything.”

Men are people too; I’m one, albeit a self-hating one. And lest I slip into misandry, let me concede that some forms of male aggro do relate to necessary strength, rather than the typical insecurity/emotional avoidance/urge to violence. Hip-hop’s strivers are economic cousins to Nashville’s nouveau riche, because some class disadvantages necessitate hardness to thrive and provide. Inherited toxicities can enflame this already combustible component something awful, but DJ Khaled (for example) insisting he deserves oral sex but his wife doesn’t because he puts food on the table (“ya gotta understand, I’m the king, I’m the don”, he actually said, not in a song but an interview) is an especially low bar. But men sometimes do live up to their projected strength – and there are times when what they’ve got is just what somebody needs. Looking askance at any consensus, like what song or album the biggest number of people are listening to, is a slippery slope if you don’t try to understand it first. Still, I’m playing American Dream right now, and still not sure how it’s won over this many people.

Maybe there's another key to what’s going on here. Many of today’s top hits are het-up and horny, just like “Lovin On Me” – Tate McRae’s “Greedy” (#3) which is plenty feminist, or Teddy Swims’ “Lose Control” (#4), a different twist on America’s main racial binary (country-looking white dude belts out barn-burning gospel/soul), or Tyla’s blissfully lubricious “Water” (#11). So maybe that’s why people keep banging “Lovin’ On Me”, which is also the first hit single since Rihanna’s “S&M” a bajillion years ago to turn on the phrase “whips and chains”. The cold is keeping people indoors, and Harlow’s hit is giving them ideas, so they’re jamming to it. Not here to knock your love, America: you fuck to what you wanna fuck to. But maybe being a straight man (ugh) is why I just can’t get it up, be it on a dancefloor or behind closed doors, to anyone who comes on like a dick.

*not the 21 Savage album

#jack harlow #21 savage #morgan wallen #drake #green day #noah kahan #taylor swift #sza #zach bryan #nicki minaj

[w3bgrl]

billie + predebut friends

shin ryujin + kang juyeon = ryuju

juyeon’s contact: hyung unnie 💪🏻

ryujin’s contact: ryujinator 3000

predebut besties fr

the girls met after ryujin joined jyp in 2015 and ended up dorming in the same room as juyeon up until her debut in 2018

they often came home to hang out and unpack all that happened that day, which inadvertently ended up bonding them pretty close in a mutually assured destruction kind of way

which means obviously ryujin heard all about juyeon’s elevator ride that one time (°▽°)

have remained close friends ever since! ryujin is always there when juyeon needs time away from all the testosterone and treats her to a girls night with the rest of itzy. juyeon often makes practice room dates where they say they’re going to work on their individual projects together, and then they end up just messing around while they spill the hot jyp goss.

the hyung energy they exude when together is genuinely unmatched

could be the unstoppable lesbian power couple but they’re such bros it’s impossible

lee juyeon + kang juyeon = juyeonz

juyeon’s (skz) contact: juyong 👼

juyeon’s (tbz) contact: me oppa (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

during skz rookie days they often had cover stages that featured the boyz, a similar group that debuted only a few months prior to theirs

and it just so happened that both groups had a member named juyeon, which lead fans of both groups to take to twitter to beg for juyeonz interactions

so imagine the shock from stay and deobi when the members with the same name happened to already be friends and knew each other prior to debut

lee juyeon, who was born in gwangju, attended the elementary school billie had moved to in 2010. they actually met due to sharing same name and were school friends up until high school, when lee went to seoul samyook and kang attended hanlim

kept in touch for a long time after switching schools, even past debut! covers together almost always had a little part of them side by side and they would tell fans to cheer on the other juyeon!

don’t talk so much on the phone anymore but they still consider each other a good friends and go right back to the good old days whenever they see each other!

kim jiwoo + kang juyeon = joowoo

juyeon’s contact: joongie 🩷

jiwoo’s contact: jiwoongie <3

chuu confirming yet again that she is in fact friends with everyone on earth

met at hanlim multi arts school where many idols attended prior or post debut. although juyeon met many other students while attending, jiwoo was one of the only people she actually had a connection with.

they usually spent their free time at school together and often walked to the bus stop hand in hand before they had to part ways to go back to their company buildings.

shout out to jiwoo for being the only reason juyeon passed some of her classes! perfect study buddy for the academically uninterested

and it also just so happened that juyeon started to figure out her sexuality around this same time :) funny coincidence

juyeon was the biggest supporter of loona up until chuu’s departure. then she became the biggest supporter of bbc’s deserved demise

still very close! juyeon was featured on chuu’s tik tok in the howl challenge and jiwoo recently appeared on stray kids’ tik tok page for the LALALALA challenge with billie!

#♡ billie #skz oc #stray kids oc #stray kids #stray kids 9th member #stray kids imagines #kpop added member #kpop oc #kpop addition #shin ryujin #lee juyeon #kim jiwoo #chuu

[simptasia]

I'm surprised you never ever made the connection that if Charlie had survived he would have been part of the Dharma group because that's all I think about like what would his dharma job be? Would he live with Miles, and would they sleep ass to ass? Would him and Miles be forced to hang out with baby Ben to not blow their cover? Sawyer and Juliet obviously took these leaders/parental roles pretty easily so Dan, Charlie and Miles would be their naughty children - other anon was interesting cause i do think it would give room for dan and Charlie to build a relationship of some sorts that some might view as romantic or queer in the early 2000s TV show light like it would be implied they were 'close' before Dan ran away - but also Charlie would not give up looking for Claire (nor dan get over charlotte) so would him and Sawyer have to go out every day and look (Sawyer indulges him surely) ? Would Charlie's curse follow him and now Desmond if off the island, would Someone else who was close to the blast get these visions and have to constantly save Charlie or would that disappear? Baby Ben interacting with Charlie and Miles is a funny thought. The Hurley Charlie reunion would break hearts across the world

I think in a scenario where Charlie was part of the dharma group, Miles would have gotten less screen time because they would have written Charlie to be buddy buddy with Sawyer.

But yeah I can see Charlie and Miles having to be roomies. Which makes me realise, in our proper timeline, were Miles and Jin sharing a living space? I think they'd have to be. Like, logically it's Sawyer and Juliet, and Dan fucked off, so those two are the ones left over.

Also I'm gonna address the elephant in the room: Dharmaville does not have enough houses to allow all the people they had living there, if they're doing two people to a house like the show suggests.

...Also not enough room for everybody when it becomes New Otherton. This show is playing a magic trick on us.

"Sleeping ass to ass" jhfskjhfs. There's Only One Bed

How the show would play all this off is one thing, but in my mind, I do like to imagine Charlie and Miles becoming bitchy besties. Like, they don't like each other at all at first but grow to. I imagine Miles would have no respect for Charlie and finds him annoying. And Charlie appears to be threatened by every other man at first (not just in the context of Claire, for his self esteem in general). Except for Jack and Hurley. Huh. Must be their autistic swag.

You bring up a lot of interesting plot ideas here, I'm growing fond of this timeline. I can see Sawyer indulging Charlie's need to find Claire, out of pity. And also Sawyer was fond of Claire in a brotherly way too. Man, throw Charlie in here and we've got a shit ton of dudes pining/lamenting for their ladies. Sawyer about Kate, Jin about Sun, Daniel about Charlotte and add Charlie about Claire. You just have Miles as the odd one out. As he tends to be.

You bring up a good point, if Charlie lived, would Des still get visions about him, espech if they're seperated by time. Mind you, Des' brain is special so its possible he'd still see visions of Charlie. And that'd be a way to clue Des in on the time travel thing that's different from what happened in the show with Dan! Hmm...

I'm amused at the idea of ABC's LOST queerbaiting with Daniel and Charlie of all people. (Bro What If We Kissed On The Dharma Swing Set) I think if that was a viable marketing strat back then, they'd use Jack and Sawyer for it. Either way, it'd be funny. As it is, they kept having accidental gay tension/implications in LOST that was probably better written than anything they'd do on purpose. Kate/Claire, I'm talking about Kate/Claire.

"The Charlie Hurley reunion would break hearts across the world." Oh my gosh, yes!! That'd be so good! I'd cry!

And the most important thing about all this is that Charlie would look adorable in a Dharma jumpsuit.

#lost #lost spoilers #if my friend is spoiled by my blog im gonna shit

[tea-twords]

I have copy and pasted the second prompt in case you may want to do it friend!

maybe one about the fact that Chihiro could get into Mondos jacket and wreck him but Mondo cant get him to stop.

YEAH LETS DO THIS BESTIE

THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I CANT WAIT TO GET IT DONE

Non despair Au where Mondo actually helps Chihiro train

Chihiro woke up today and chose violence

Also quick note, My new personal headcanon is that Chihiro uses the pronouns He/they, so be prepared to see the use of both in this fic!

Pairing: Chimondo (Chihiro x Mondo)

Lee: Mondo

Lee: Chihiro

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"Alright man, you ready?"

"Yeah!"

It was around 9pm, and Mondo and Chihiro were in the locker room for their daily, or should I say nightly, training session. Although Chihiro has already come out and told their classmates about their true gender (They all accepted him, thankfully), he still dosen't exactly want to change his wardrobe until he personally feels he's gotten stronger. Which they have, but the cheerio is too modest to acknowledge that of course.

Mondo set down a 25lb dumbbell in front of them.

"This is what we tried to do last week, right? Remember how you couldn't lift it just yet?"

"Y-yes.."

"I believe you've gotten even stronger since then, Chihiro. Think you can do it now?" Mondo said with an encouraging grin on his face.

Chihiro thought for a moment. They weren't exactly sure if they really could after last week, but they really didn't want to let Mondo down and not give it a shot!

"...Maybe!"

"That's the spirit!"

They took a deep breath, and grasped the handle.

"Come on, you got this!"

Chihiro smiled at his friend's encouragement, and at the very next moment, managed to lift it just over his knees for a second before bringing it back down again with a huff.

"YEAH! Look at you bro! You did it!"

"I did it...!"

"I knew you could! You're improving so quickly!"

"Hehe..."

"You know, at this rate, I'll bet pretty soon you'd be able to take even me down!"

"Wha-?"

This caught Chihiro off guard. Would he be able to take on someone as big and strong as Mondo, when he was just...well...small?

"Nah, just joking with you, buddy, don't worry. I'm not gonna fight you."

"Actually..."

Mondo was caught off guard this time.

"Actually what?"

"I..I might be able to actually..."

Mondo raised his eyebrows at his much smaller friend. He supports Chihiro's goal to become stronger, and will of course do anything in his power to help them achieve that goal. But then again, No matter how you look at it, Mondo, at least physically, is obviously the stronger one of the two.

"I was joking, you really don't have to fight or anything like that, I know you're not ready yet-"

"No, I think I can." Chihiro said with a surprisingly confident and slightly mischievous tone in their voice. Mondo was taken aback.

"And besides," They started again. "These nightly training sessions are about challenging ourselves, right? If I never try anything different, how will I get stronger in that sense?"

Mondo smiled at them. This kind of confidence in them was pretty rare, so who was he to refuse and discourage him?

"Alright, as you wish, bro..."

They got ready, or how ever they could, being as the locker room wasn't the best place for a fight.

"I'm gonna hold back though, alright?" Mondo assured Chihiro.

"You don't have to! I can do it!" Chihiro giggled.

"Chihiro, last time I gave a guy all I had in a fight I almost got arrested."

"Ah-...then...yeah! You could hold back-" They answered a little nervously, but jokingly. Mondo chuckled at his response.

"Alright, here we go!"

Mondo lunged at Chihiro, obviously not going to hit him, but they did some kind of maneuver and got out of the way. He freaking disappeared.

"Now where'd you go?" He said, just seconds before he felt a small human latch themselves on his back.

"Hey, what are you doing up th-"

But he cut his own sentence off with a short squeal when he felt Chihiro's tiny fingers poking at his shoulder blades.

"H-hehey! Gehehet off'a mehehehe!"

"To be fair, I did warn you that I could take you down!"

"Wahaharn? Yohohu didn't "wahaharn" me shihihit!" Mondo said, attempting to shake them off without causing harm.

"Well sorry if I didn't exactly "wahaharn" you, but I did keep my word when I said I could beat you!" He teased. Who knew such a shy and rather quiet of a person could be so cruel?

"Thahahat ain't even fahahahir!"

"Well, you are a lot stronger than me, so I don't think that's exactly fair either."

"Whyhyhy you-! Yohuhure the one whohoho wahahanted to fight in thehehe fihihirst plahahace-GAH!"

Mondo was twisting and turning, but still managing to keep his composure enough to be careful with Chihiro on his back. Until they hit a rather sensitive spot on his spine.

"Ch-ChihiHIHIRO! Gehehet ohohof!"

"Am I winning?"

"Grrr...FIHIHINE, YOU WIHIHIHIN! STAHAHAP!"

"Yay!"

Chihiro hopped off his taller friend's back, smiling cheekily but also giving him a much needed break.

"I knew I could win!"

"Yeah, yeah..."

#danganronpa tickle #chimondo #lee!mondo #ler!chihiro! #chihiro fujisaki #mondo owada #I DID ITT AGAIN #BESTIE HERE YOU GO<3333 #I WROTE AGAIN

[hoediaz]

no cause like all the signs what if buddie was planned from the beginning but with eddie breaking down in front of buck what if theyre really taking it and going there?

listen i can't talk enough about how desperate i am to hear tim/kristen and oliver and ryan talk about buddie when it goes canon like i NEED to know when they decided to go there, how long it's been in the works, what they think about it, everything.

at this point i am 99.99998% sure they're Really going there like bestie buck's LITERALLY in the room that to me feels like more Proof of canon buddie than anything else, the will included, bc like obviously eddie would trust buck with christopher's life and safety and happiness like duh we've known this since the tsunami arc. the will is a Bonkers thing to do but eddie's a dramatic lil weirdo so like, it would be so strange for the show to let us know about this will thing (bc really. they didn't have to. eddie was never going to die, the will could have gone unmentioned forever, eddie could have talked buck down in a different way if they wanted us to believe buddie are #bros #besties) and then Not go there but there's still enough wiggle room to be like, okay, maybe this is...idk next level bestie goals.

but for eddie to trust buck with HIMSELF? that's. that's unreal tbh mlakfs like THAT'S the most damning piece of buddie canon evidence i think, so far at least. and you know obviously it's possible we're all just clowns yada yada whatever i don't really care bc i'm having a blast regardless BUT at this point? i really don't know how they could possibly build up anything that would even come close to comparing. ESPECIALLY on eddie's side of things. to go from ana, where he was actively having panic attacks and brushing it off and sticking it out and Hiding everything, to breaking down like that in front of buck in ONE season? there's no way they could ever build up a love interest for eddie that could compare. (i don't think they could for buck either, lucy included, but for the purposes of The Scene i'm thinking more about eddie)

which, anyway, sorry for THAT lil spiel what i mean to say is: i am pretty much almost 100% positive it's going there (i say this but i also have a meltdown like every 12 hours where i just laugh hysterically alone in my room thinking about the possibility of it like i believe in it but also i won't be able to process it until i'm like 90 years old) and i am DESPERATE to know when they started intentionally planning for it. because i tend to agree that s3 and the tsunami arc is when something Shifted but there IS so much in s2 that is. damning. not only the elf and the maggot call but all of stuck, eddie's gay lil speech to his wife, etc etc. so...was that just a happy accident...were they keeping the possibility open when jlh imprinted on kenny and they say the reaction to 2x01? tim, please come into my office i am so curious

#asks #anon #lkamfs sorry for not shutting up this was not the question at all #but i am feeling insane

[theyarebothgunshot]

this is exactly how it went down in my head.

misha: hey, everything okay? do you need me to do something?

jensen: no, lay low. we’re figuring it out.

misha: got it.

— the next day —

misha: things settled. should i say anything? draw attention? stay neutral?

jensen: you don’t have to, but if you want, tread lightly. we’ve had enough chaos.

misha: say no more.

when nobody got your back you KNOW dmitri got your back.

ANYWAYS i turned my back for TWO MINUTES and y'all went the fuck off in my inbox so, you know the drill: more under the cut

NO BUT JENSEN’S RESPONSE LMAAAAAO honestly fallout theory is so on oh my God I can’t stop-

on god they are so loud like-

Worst damage control i've ever seen. god bles.

so true bestie

I think Jensen probably just wants to be done with this petty little drama, so if he has to pretend everything between them is okay he is going to be the bigger man and lay it to rest. Whatever is going on between them he definitely doesn't want to sort that out on social media and the earlier he pretends everything is sorted out the earlier people will forget about it again.

Also it's kinda funny how J*red Tweet was like implying they had a misunderstanding but still talk to each other regularly, while Jensen went full on the we grow apart a little bit, because we were busy, let's catch back up. Makes me wonder if they actually talked or if there managers just said hey that's not good pr, let's put that to rest. Also did J*red know before yesterday that they had a falling out or did he just not realize.

- 🐌 anon

literally jensen went out of his way to say 'uhhh we never talk, worstie' god if pr management is involved then they did a bad job. also j*red still does not realise they have fallen out. jshfjdsfh

Jackles was like God bless but we ain’t talking like this worstie

good for her.gif

csdsc heeft gevraagd:

All I need now is for Misha to tweet “ is it safe to come out now?” And I’ll be complete lmfao 😂😂😂

that would have been better than what we got lmfao

I have one fear and it's Jensen being forced to add j*red to his show and his other projects because he couldn't stop whining like a baby,,, ugh i hate him

i pretend i do not see

Kinda selfish of me tbh but i don't want them to be "friends" again, Jensen sweetie run as fast as you can

co-signed

Ok Jensen's answer to Jared tweet made me feel so bad for him. Like, I can see it's damage control and public relations (obviously) but there's stuff behind it. I can't name it, but idk, I felt terrible for texas man this time, I don't think that reply was written with a "love and light energy" or even without much care. I felt some heavy vibes.

- 🌻, who is now a fortune teller and a prophet apparently

yeah i feel hella bad for him to, for having to deal with this shit. nonnie please if you ever have anything to predict, lemme know sjdfhs

You know Jensen's tweet has the energy of like kindergarten wenn an other kid started a fight with you and the kindergarten teacher wants you to forgive each other and hung it out and you really don't want to, but your kindergarten teacher is being annoying and he isn't worth the annoyance either.

- 🐌 anon

you are not wrong

Incredibly thankful that I have the day off from work 😂 I'm with hatching chick anon, the 3 dots read as passive aggressive/insincere to me, and I love it! I haven't spent this many hours on tumblr since I first discovered cockles! (On a side note, the lack of fimmf posts today has me feeling like it's not friday lol) -🐢

i, too, miss fimmf but alas things happen, they do they do they do

I was right. :(

It got almost romantic...

👀

nonnie you know i love you but this is really not the case, like, at all??? idk how you could look at those tweets and think it was almost romantic. it was THEE most scripted, pr bullshit ever. it was staged and fake. idk what else to tell ya

Danneel liked Jensen's tweet

i saw

That is so so awkward I feel so sorry for all of us being exposed to this and so happy I chose to leave the Internet for half a day - tea anon

god bless your stance on that cause i would have hated missing out on this lmao

You know what? I think it’s okay being a 38 year old moron if you’re bringing us this type of content

im happy with the food but still think its not okay tbh

pspspsps Misha this is the perfect day for you to drop the gay Cas essay pspspspsp it is still pride month pspspsps

you know you want to king pspsps

So that JIB6 link (I think it was from your post, right?). I went and watched that bit, and a little more.

Jensen makes a comment about Jared being first on the call sheet because Sam was supposed to be the main focal character.

And that him nor Misha cared about what number they were, so in all that time it never changed.

And I’ll be… if that just doesn’t perfectly sum them up and their feelings on things. And how a certain someone can be petty… 🦚

idk if it was from my post? but maybe? my analysis probably? but yeah things are making more and more sense huh

Ohh that's also an alien? Welcome to the extraterrestial family then, purple alien anon!

Also it's probably because I'm coming off the high this drama gave me but I'm not looking forward to them trying so hard to convince us everything is normal between them. Even though we now Know, they will have to keep pretending. Today (yesterday?) was a shitshow but some masks fell off, at least for a moment and I kinda wish Jensen was less professional 😂

👽

oh for real, fallout theory IS confirmed and nothing they said today will change my mind, it only made me believe in it even more lmfao and with that in mind i am just gonna sip my tea if they try to be buddy buddy on main again

I THINK MISHA UNRETWEETED BUT HE TWEETED "LOVE AND MISS YOU BOTH" I'M LOSING MY DIGNITY HERE - tea anon

yeah he now answered them sjdfhsjfhsf instead of rt

MISHA COLLINS IS A KING I STAN THE RIGHT MAN

YOU SURE DO

I just know Misha’s process was oh crap I have to let people know I’m supporting them and I can’t choose sides. Ok. Retweet. NO. Delete. I love both of you. Yes, good.

sjdfsdfh this makes me think of that post that dissected jackles' birthday post for misha where he used the heart. 'call him bro, that makes it less obvious. nailed it.'

Lol I'm off for a few days and come back to total chaos... God I missed it here

Like the "et tu... #bravo" tweet? Made my day! Frikking hilarious (every time I see it I picture J*red with a pissy frech accent saying it out loud lol) it's just such an incredibly petty hissy fit he threw (I know he tweeted more later on but... Really all that stuff coming afterwards just sounds like damage control)

Missed you Rose

-🐻

LOVE the french accent detail im gonna do this too sdjfhsjfh missed you toooo!!!!

Oh man Misha is really gonna get hate for that I KNOW IT

sigh well. nothing he isnt used to by now, unfortunately

i mean i believe they feel like brothers, but constantly falling back on the “brother” thing to keep up appearances is really starting to feel like “#spnfamily” at this point.

honestly brothers can be very annoying, or so i have heard, so it fits with the fallout theory lmao

They actually said if we’re gonna make this gay we cannot have Jar*d Pad*lecki involved

oh my God this is the funniest timeline to ever exist God bless I’m just waiting to canon bi Mary

king shit tbh

#snail anon #csdsc #sunflower anon #turtle anon #eyes anon #tea anon #peacock anon #alien anon #bear anon #THAT WAS A LOT #anyways next time im just gonna spam you all fsfsgdsgd

[quarterdollar]

for the hyperfixation ask meme 💕💔💎 (for pokemon)

ouugh thank you PC [opens my analysis papers]

💕 tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

While he isn't my number 1 (that's Colress lol) I'm gonna talk about Lysandre because he's been on the brain lately everyone say thank you Evolutions and DeNA 🤪

What's always made me the Most Insane about him is that like, of all the Pokémon villains, Lysandre is at the exact crossroads of "this ideology actually exists in real life" and "holy shit what the fuck is wrong with this guy". The villains that could reasonably exist IRL are generally pretty low-key, largely committed to stealing things and accruing wealth and power. The more out-there, fantastical villains are generally so out-there that they are only threats because of their access to Pokémon, confined to the world they live in. But Lysandre? He's concerned about the continued survival of life on earth due to resource scarcity and human greed, and his solution to this problem is to kill everyone and thing not associated with his elitist cult by launching a fucking nuke. Neo-Malthusianism is real! And so are weapons of mass destruction! Ohh my god! This cunt is a Metal Gear villain bro!!!

So obviously he's fucked up and terrifying in a very relevant way, but I also really like that Lysandre genuinely believes that what he's doing is necessary to stave off a terrible future. He is 100% a classist hypocrite, no doubt about that, but his stated goal of ensuring an eternally beautiful world without strife isn't him bullshitting. He sees that Kalos is in a peacetime upswing and is desperate to make sure that it stays that way forever. He cares a ludicrous amount, but his privileged background and ego-centric sense of responsibility prevent him from seeing the actual causes of the problems that cause him so much grief. Obviously no one else is capable of caring as much as he does, and years of philanthropy and innovation couldn't solve every humanitarian crisis ever, so of course the problem is all those people he tried to help who clearly don't care. Nothing else short of mass murder can fix this one guys. Capitalism and the military industrial complex are fine, it's the ungrateful layman that's soiling the earth.....

TL;DR I loooove his specific brand of crazy XY were so robbed of their full potential it could've been the finest Military Drama For Babies the world has ever seen. Also he's 7 ft tall and pairs leather with a cravat like are you kidding me. he's so hot for what lmao

💔 tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them.

I really, really do not like Brendan. While May as a rival is written as this sweet kid next door, Brendan has an ego to him and even displays some sexism that don't really go away. I just really hate his attitude and the game forces you to be buddies anyway, like he never gets the wind knocked out of his sails and he isn't even intended to be a "mean rival" or whatever. If he's going to be a little shit at least write that with more self-awareness, like Bede or Blue. Stop calling May your friend!! You are not friends!! All you do is act high and mighty for no reason and then go "aww me and the bestie :)" I am going to smack you upside the head !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a shame because Pokemon is generally pretty aware of when it presents to you A Bitch (my god there are so many dicks and bastards) and I would accept Brendan with open arms if he wasn't constantly pushed as the player's Bestie despite not doing anything to earn the title. Horrid devil child do NOT sit with my kids at lunchtime

💎 are there any fun facts or trivia that you would like to share?

The franchise features two transgender characters, Akari from 1999 manga How I Became a Pokémon Card, and the more well-known Beauty Nova from X and Y. They're a trans boy and trans woman respectively :0

An unused cutscene featuring Cyrus in Diamond and Pearl was uncovered last year, which is mostly interesting because the game is over a decade old and we only just found it lol. Also his dialogue is pretty cute, though a little inconsistent with his final character.

LGPE do not allow for use of Abilities, but they're still coded into the game, which is how Meltan and Melmetal's Abilities got leaked.

Ghetsis is 6'6". What the fuck

N's battle themes start with notes that correspond the the first 8 prime numbers. I don't remember what they are I am bad at math. But N isn't :)

#replies #ask games #long post #SORRY 4 BEING INSANE <3

[transsexualhamlet]

sherlock holmes reactions part 4 (?) ive lost count already but unsurprisingly ive grown even more attached to him

using this as the cover image because i made him a playlist. cause im awful

no legit this is gonna need a read more because it's SO LONG SHIHEWIESHEFSHIEWHF

Had three mental breakdowns this week and realized i do in fact kin sherlock motherfucking holmes. this does not bode well for anything in my life mentally I've diagnosed him with so many things

Oh boy lol you want the list I think hes autistic (undisputed honestly) plus also adhd but on top of that there's the manic depression and uhhh the bpd lmao I dont even think that's it those are just. the obvious ones

But yeah man's a fucking mess and a shit person but in the same way as me so 👍

Some highlights I thought were very funny:

watson: we are in fact going to be waltzing into a place where people are Shooting People you do not have your gun. this is a problem

sherlock: don't worry watson I have my trusty stick!

watson: visible pain

This clearly happens like every day or so with them

but yeah there were some really honestly sweet scenes with them at the apartment and why am i getting soft over the crusty man being gay

have you considered tho. have you considered them

have you considered sherlock, who usually only plays absolute garbage on his violin serenading watson to sleep when he was tired and in pain and watson being so fucking in love with the man and waxing poetic about falling asleep to his music and waking up to see him fallen asleep on the couch next to him and oh my god them

They're just really sweet together for such a completely dysfunctional couple so much of the time lol I just. Sherlock being like.

Sherlock half of the time: watson you're fucking stupid. no i won't take care of my personal needs stfu. watson get a goddamn life. watson shut up. watson no one cares about your goddamn opinion. no i need to disturb you in the middle of the night it's for science. hey watson mind if i manipulate mansplain malewife

Sherlock the other half of the time: HELLO SIR YOU ARE MY FAVORITE MAN TO EVER MAN HELLO MAY I SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS WITH YOU HELLO I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU WE ARE PERFECT MATCHES I LOVE YOU AND I NEED YOU YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME PLEASE MARRY ME

They're... they certainly are.

ALSO OH MY GOD.

THIS ONE TIME WHEN SHERLOCK WAS JUST PACING AROUND THE ROOM AT 3 AM GOING "IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE >:(((" AND HUDSON LIKE BARGED IN TO COMPLAIN AND THEN WATSON WAS LIKE DUDE YOU GOTTA STOP DOING THIS AND PROCEEDS TO SAY THE LINE "YOU ARE KNOCKING YOURSELF UP, OLD MAN"

BAHGHSFHGRHEWHEWHIFEW

BRB SOBBING

CALLING HIM AN OLD MAN???? KNOCKING HIMSELF UP?? I DONT KNOW WHATS FUNNIER

The main highlight of this part was I have now gotten to see him have a great time watching his homo homie get married

Its so fucking funny.......

I was prepared for a funny reaction by yuumori sherlock's face when he said it lol but. Damn i was really not prepared tbh

watson: I'm engaged!

sherlock: *pained groaning*

watson: do you... not like her?

sherlock: no she's fine she's great you'll be wonderful together bUT I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE HETEROSEXUAL WATSON DO I HAVE TO MARRY MYSELF THEN WATSON? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME MARRY MYSELF.

watson: yeah... yeah... fair, I feel really bad because you did this whole case and I got a girlfriend out of it and all you got was me leaving you alone fuck man im sorry what are you gonna do without me

sherlock, highly sarcastic: dont worry watson I've always got my handy cocaine! *pulls it out and gets high in front of watson just as he's about to leave*

watson: *in fucking agony*

sherlock: good for you!

I DONT EVEN- THIS SCENE KILLED ME MULTIPLE TIMES OVER WHAT

ITS SO GODDAMN NONCHELANT ABOUT IT SHERLOCK IS JUST LIKE YEAH I WILL IN FACT NOT BE MENTALLY HEALTHY IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME 24/7 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO YOU /S

I'd like to apologize to watson on sherlock's behalf lmao. man is being a bit too codependent on main

The last thing about sign of four I do need to address is yeah, there's the Horrific Amounts Of Racism in that one and the whiplash hearing it is just ridiculous because they seem to be so knowledgeable in all other areas and fairly... politically correct, taking sherlock's original misogyny as a purposeful character flaw, but then they just mention someone indigenous once and suddenly its all parrotting racist propaganda and just... really awful shit. There's no way I'm gonna speak for the group that just got absolutely hate crimed here but anyone can tell the author just has no clue what he's fucking talking about and it's physically painful.

And I don't know, it's just so bad it seems out of character? Doyle's making these motherfuckers say shit that honestly, Sherlock would know better about. And especially Watson. Come on, you cannot tell me watson is mentally capable of being prejudiced against someone. Please do not make him that way.

I'm not sure how to handle it specifically, or what's the proper way I should handle something like that in a media I otherwise like. Is it ok to say Doyle was clearly a piece of shit on the matter and separate those characters from his bias or is that insensitive?

I don't know, I was Not a fan of it and I'm glad to see they've at least finally shut up about the guy

But anyway yeah, uhhhh onto the short stories because I'm trying to read those before I get to the final problem

Scandal in Bohemia was a fucking ride, first of all, before we even get to Sherlock's girlboss arc we have to discuss how gay the whole situation was and how Doyle's attempt at making them less gay failed spectacularly

Like he's all "ah yes I need to marry off watson and uhhh make sherlock ummmm interact with a woman so they dont look gay" but he does it SO BADLY that it makes them look EVEN GAYER

cause i mean, even the conversation they had about watson getting married back in sign of four was gay af, but how Doyle handled things afterward was in no way straighter.

Cause you know, the man kind of wrote himself into a corner with the fact of Watson narrating these stories. So Watson has to be around to witness them, and to witness Sherlock's own thought process rather privately, so he has to be around sherlock at night, a lot. But trying to come up with a reason for that happening just... it didn't occur to Doyle. He just went. Ah yes this makes sense. And it's Watson just like Sleeping Over At Sherlock's like every other goddamn day and every time his wife leaves town and having them basically still live that cute domestic home life but they have absolutely no excuses for doing it anymore. It's quite funny

Like it was gay already the way they interacted when they officially lived together but it was like, a necessity for them. Now it's not, Watson just comes over because he goddamn wants to, and it's hilarious to me.

LIKE IDK I THINK THEY KIND OF BROKE UP FOR A YEAR OR SO BC OF WATSON GETTING MARRIED AND THEY LIKE DONT HAVE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER BUT ONE DAY WATSON JUST INEXPLICABLY HAS THE URGE TO COME VISIT SHERLOCK ON NO NOTICE AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY ARE TOGETHER NEAR 24/7 AGAIN LIKE BARELY ANYTHING CHANGED AHIEHOEWH

SIT DOWN AND TRY TO TELL ME THOSE ARE NOT HOMOSEXUALS

Watson walks in on no fucking notice after a full year and Sherlock is just. In the middle of some experiment obviously but hes like

Sherlock, carrying around unidenfiable chemical mixtures: W A T S O N you look good you look good! i see you've gained seven pounds!!

watson: uh. thanks??? Hey lol *awkwardly waves* Uh um Wanted to Uhm sEe you

Sherlock: ABOUT gODDAMN TIME AND YES WONDERFUL LOOK LOOK SIT DOWN I HAVE THINGS TO INFODUMP ABOUT

watson: :) ok :) *turns to camera* and we were back to the old days

sherlock: makes a deduction

watson: wowwwwwwwwwwww !! so true bestie !!

sherlock: !!!!!!!!! :))) !!!!! :))) uh fuck im supposed to be smooth Its Elementary Lol

watson: *turns to camera* when i stroke his ego like this and compliment him he blushes like a girl like i just complimented his dress so i do it more because he likes it. this is a homie trait

watson: well i should probably get going! my wife will notice that i am gone my dear buddy bro homie!

sherlock: NO DONT LEAVE IM LOST WITHOUT YOU (pretty much a direct quote lol) your. wife doesn't. get back home until monday. I know this because I am smart and definitely have not been stalking you.

watson: alright :)))))

AND THEN HE FUCKING SLEEPS OVER LMAO FUCKING HOMOS

So yeah they're right back where they were before pretty much and there's a case bc of course there is

And honestly I think this short story specifically was so insane mostly just because of how absolutely fast it all went. Yuumori kind of made me believe the original Irene Adler was more of an important character than she really is? And I think that's. Honestly so funny. Motherfucker shows up for ten pages, girlbosses her way around town, and changes sherlock's entire opinion of the female gender while still keeping him gay?

LIKE NO LOL SHES NOT IN ANY WAY A LOVE INTEREST AND WATSON GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO SPECIFY THE FACT THAT IN NO WORLD WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED BECAUSE. SHERLOCK. DIDN'T DATE WOMEN.

HE WAS JUST??? SO IMPRESSED AND SHELL SHOCKED BY HER EXISTENCE HE DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR GIRLBOSS APPRECIATION DAY TODAY AND ALL DAYS HENCEFORTH???

AND THEY HAVE LIKE O N E INTERACTION?? God, the power this woman(?) has. Watson looks at her once like. damb shawty 😳 and she's like "no<3" and he's like FUCK

Like yeah it's pretty much just the king walking up like "help girl the whore is blackmailing me" and sherlock being like "ok lol this will be easy" and then it proceeded to not in fact be easy or even possible

sherlock like... posed as a dead body and tried to get her to give up the location of the photo but she out-acted him and skipped the town the next day after doing the 'good night mr. sherlock holmes' thing with sherlock completely tricked

and she just. sends a letter like "dear sherlock holmes. you're a fucking idiot and i think it's funny that you lost. nice job tho mad respect" and sherlock just SHORT CIRCUITS

the king comes back a bit later like "hey Dude where's my Photo" and sherlock's like oh yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh about that and the king is like HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN THAT GODDAMN HARD i would have dated someone more noble if she wasn't so pretty i swear im on a whole different level from her

and then. GIRLBOSSIFIED SHERLOCK HOLMES RESPONDS "from what I have seen of the lady, she seems indeed to be on a very different level from your majesty" ABSEHHESHEFHHFES ROASTED

and the dude just LEAVES

After that I read a few more of the short stories and well the highlights I got from that pretty much were these conversations

Watson: sherlock. honey. have you. eaten anything today

Sherlock: IT DIDNT OCCUR TO ME DEAR WATSON

Watson: ITS FIVE PM

and:

Sherlock: *having one of his Moment Moments at three in the goddamn mornig* GRRRR CRIME ISNT WHAT IT USED TO BE

Watson: MY DEAR SHERCOCK WHAT IS CRIME S U P P O S E D TO BE LIKE ACCORDING TO YOU

Sherlock: no one's original anymore fucking copycats

Watson: so you want the criminals to make things harder for you specifically.

Sherlock, exasperated: yes!

I love them your honor.

#rowan's hyperfixation essays #rowan screams into the void #rowan views moriarty #sherlock holmes

[quirklessidiot]

aoba johsai’s sport’s journalist (h/c’s)

just crack+ fluff + platonic-ish relationship (gn!y/n) (w: language!) a/n: this has been bugging me for awhile now since i havent seen headcanons of this yet (if their are do send them on my ask box) and since im on a slump, i decided to write this down. this is completely fun, easy-going, and self-indulgent, really perfect for someone stuck on a slump ksks. idk if i should make some for the other schools but oh welp enjoy! happy 900 btw werkwerk uwu so weird to reach this when im not even very active.

Now let’s be honest here, it’s no surprise that the volleyball team of aoba johsai has their own sports journalist. Like, c’mon, they’re one of the best in the prefecture.

But let’s start with the basics here, shall we? Let’s start with you, how this all goes through, and how you got into this heaping pile of mess.

Yep, you.

There you were in high hopes to get into journalism for college so what better way was it than to apply for the school paper? It would definitely look good and pretty in those college applications *chef’s kiss* you’re a second year btw idk if that matters but yeah..

Much to your surprise no one was applying for the news section which was kind of sad since you wanted a buddy there.

but-but it turns out though everyone was applying for the sports section completely understandable, next to feature, it was the most exciting thing to write because there was going to be a special section and writer for the volleyball team.

You knew that volleyball was kind of a big thing around your school?? you just didn’t expect it to amass like that much people.

The editor in chief is obviously surprised, you were the first person on that day to come in there and actually apply for something else.

and guess where that led you to?

Yep, the sport’s section, specifically the volleyball team’s personal sports journalist. Your brain goes brrt brrt because you were not a sports writer at all and you were, ironically, scared of ball games.

VOLLEYBALL WAS COMPLETELY NEW TERRITORY FOR YOU.

Your editor in chief laughs it off and says, “you’ll do fine… its like news bUT SPORTS! IT’LL DEFINITELY LOOK GOOD IN YOUR APPLICATIONS!”

You’re not sure if you should be terrified or terrified?

It doesn’t help that on the first day when you enter the gym you look terribly constipated and panicking a lot because of all the stray balls being spiked and tossed around.

It also didn’t help that you crash course the terminologies and the member’s name a night before and you were just running on iced coffee that day.

Yeah, way to make a first impression, huh?

When you approach the coach, you’re not exactly sure what to say and you were this close to chickening out until you saw one of the players come up to you and ask if you were alright and if you wanted to talk to oikawa.

you’re loading for a second there.

and the poor guy who asks you if you were alright, starts looking actually worried because you weren’t responding at all.

“OH, oH IS THAT THE CAPTAIN?”

the guy literally looks very confused?? because what kind of rock were you living under that you didn’t know Oikawa???

so you go ahead and introduce yourself and say that your name was Y/N and you were the new sports journalist for the team.

“....soooo you write?”

“...”

at this point on, you’re also confused too

and idk man, first impressions do indeed last because you ended up (unknowingly) sharing the same brain cell with Matsukawa Issei.

you both were just confused there, straight up looking like two kids who got left behind by their mom in the grocery check-out line.

anyways...

He tells you the team’s pretty chill and you should stop looking like they spiked a ball on your puppy or something.

Basically introduces you to the whole team after, 

no questions asked, just go with the flow.

You basically just click and vibe???

Not only because you crash coursed and related to whatever they said, 

you literally all shared the same brain cell together.

Kentaro was another story though, kid basically hated your guts at first, it felt like if you were to say one sentence to him that day, he’d literally spike a ball at your direction.

“we’re basically the same year tho :(” -Y/N

“lmao well do i’ve got news for you, y/n-chan.” - Oikawa and basically everyone on the team.

you gradually start to understand the coolness of the sport since you had to incorporate visiting them once or twice a week during practice.

but suddenly it becomes almost a daily routine after a month because they’re just really friendly people??

like wow, they’re all friendly giants.

You’re literally just there to write about them but they’re really patient and kind, they even invite you to practice games so that you could practice out your skills in writing since you mentioned that you’ve never written for sports yet.

they even give you some added key terms that aren’t found in books and online.

you’re def closest to iwaizumi and matsukawa.

iwaizumi because he makes really funny fish jokes about oikawa (yes you arent supposed to be laughing but man theyre funny af, oikawa would usually call you and iwa corny because the jokes aren’t even that funny) and yes its canon that whenever iwaizumi sees an oikawa fish in textbooks, he starts laughing and joking about it.

no explanation needed why you ended up being close to matsukawa.

its obvious after that first meeting ya both would be besties.

same brain cell bros go brrt brrt.

incredibly!! supportive!! I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH

like when you release a new write up about them, Oikawa would usually go, “It’s such an honor to be apart of your first steps, can you sign this?”

dramatic but hella supportive, we stan the gr8 king

“oh, wow, i thought you said you didn’t write before? how come you sound like a professional already?” - Hanamaki 

another dramatic best boi.

akira + kindaichi getting shy because they’ve never experienced this yet. So whenever you try to interview them about stats or something for a special issue, they usually end up a stuttering mess

“w-well, L/N-san...”

kentaro slowly warming up to you but still looks like he wants to spike a volleyball at your face 90% of the time but unlike before you’re used to his whole thing already.

“Move, extra.”

“You were great, by the way. That was a powerful spike!”

you may or may not be included in random ramen nights with the team

yes, oikawa buys you your own bowl of ramen

itadakimasu.

he doesn’t mind tho, he really loves how you write them. 

so its sort of a thank you for giving the team justice when you write about them.

team says you’re technically part of the team so they make you your own jersey. Now when you watch your games people ask if you’re like the manager or smthng.

“ no :’) “

When they lost against shiratorizawa and karasuno, you were bawling too like you were apart of the team.

this pretty much cheered everyone up despite the loss because your crying face was apparently very funny and memable.

oh right, your article was passed on to the town’s newspaper

it was literally like 7 am on a saturday and your notifs went zoop.

they added you to their group chat and spammed you with pictures of the articles that you wrote.

“...wOW I CAN’T BELIEVE IT?? YOU GOT FRONT PAGE FOR SPORTS???” -Oikawa

“we didn’t even win the tournament but we still get a feature?? thats so cool?? holy shit?? CONGRATS KSKSKS” -matsukawa

lmao idk matsukawa looks like a keyboard smasher tbh idk why

pretty much its normal for you to even start hanging out already outside of the court and after practice to get steam buns.

more chaotic mess and clumsy you running around.

your volleyball sports writing experience wouldn’t be complete until someone accidentally spikes a ball at the back of your head amaright?

ironically, it’s yahaba who does that to you. poor smoll bean.

“wow, you’re dumb.” -kentaro says to you

“ :’)” -you.

“y/N-SAN I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.” -yahaba 

overall, you found yourself in a safe haven with the volleyball team and yes, you also cried when the third years graduated. 

the third years have a picture with everyone on the team + you with a very red face from all the crying?? once again, you’ve proven yourself to be a meme.

continued to write for them up until graduation.

and its def obvious you kept in touch with all of them after, duh.

#haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu aoba johsai #haikyuu scenarios #aoba johsai x reader #haikyu headcanons #haikyu scenarios

[brittelizzabeth]

Puck and Sam

season 2

At the begging, when Sam auditioned for the glee club, Puck obviously used to make fun of Sam all the time because he actually like him (as friends)

They started to hang out when Sam joined the football team

Sam didn’t have many friends so Puck thought that he was kinda cool and that he could use a friends (Puck has a golden heart, for me!)

They became inseparable q while after that

Both of them are cute dorks and they just match

They play video games at Puck’s house all the time and they share comic books

season 3

Puck knew that Sam had move out with his family and he knew that Sam was a stripper

Sam asked him to keep secret and Puck didn’t know why because he thought that it was awesome but he kept secret because - C Saw bro code

They wrote a book together in the end of season 2 with rules that they could never break because they were bros and best friends

They had a 2 men band called “C Saw”. They wrote songs and played them for Britt and Santana, because they wanted opinions about it, but no one else knew about the band

Finn eventually found out about the band because Sam was living with him and he demand to be a part of the band and they accepted him

They went to the movies all the time and they watched Harry Potter together for the first time because Brittany and Blaine were always talking about it

Puck is Gryffinfor (yes) and Sam is Hufflepuff

Sam cried so much when Puck left but he was also proud of his buddie

Puck told Sam to look after Britt or he would kick his ass

They just hang out at each other’s house all the time and do absolutely nothing

season 4

They talk everyday day of course

Puck calls Sam every time he has an idea for a movie script

They spend entire nights on Skype, writing Harry Potter fanfics

Puck warned Sam about Brittany, because if Sam made his bestie cry he would kick his ass

Puck also asked Sam to keep an eye on his brother Jake and make sure that he didn’t do anything stupid

Sam talks with Jake about Noah all the time and Jake gets so tired of Sam because it almost seems that Sam was in love with his brother Noah

They spent Christmas together

Puck, Sam and Britt had sleepovers on the tree house (headcanons for Puck and Brittany) when Puck was in town and they played games and watched movies

season 5

They suffered a lot with Finn’s death and they honored him with one of the songs they wrote when they used to have a band

They spent a lot of time together just talking about him and crying and laughing

They closed that chapter together and they swore to always remember their quarterback

They got even more close with Santana and Brittany because Brittany is Puck’s best friend and Sam is Santana’s best friend and the four of them had a group chat

They talked about everything and all the news and made fun of each other’s

Puck used to sent Sam pictures of his guns in the Air Force and videos with Top Guns’s songs in the background

Sam was so happy for Puck and Quinn because he knew Puck always loved her and he was genuinely happy for his friends

season 6

Puck made fun of Sam when he dated Rachel because he knew he liked Marley (YES MARLEY I take any chance to talk about Sarley)

Sam encouraged Puck to ask Quinn to marry him

They were happy to be together again at McKinley to help the newbies

During their time helping the kids, sometimes they went to Finn’s memorial and talk to him

They cried after Brittana’s proposal because their besties were getting married

They sang Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse (my favorite song go check it) at Brittana’s wedding and Puck cried, again

after I lived

Neighbors of course. Puck lives with Quinn and Sam with Marley

Both of them live next to Brittany and Santana

Game nights at Brittana’s

They bring the band back

They babysit all the kids at Quick’s house when the girls want to go out

They talk everyday of course

They even have breakfast together

They watch all football games together

They started to read Harry Potter books at the time

They spend Christmas and Thanksgiving together with their girls and kids and friends

They wrote a song for Finn called “Our Quarterback”

-> glee headcanons

send me a character/couple/friendship and I’ll tell you my ✨headcanons✨ about them

#glee headcanons #sam evans #noah puckerman #SUCK #I was a little too far #Brittany #Santana #Puck #and #Sam #are my favorites and I’m creating a whole new universe where they are all best friends #and Salrey exists #no one asked #I just love them

[a-merman-not-a-guppy]

What I love about your Muses and You

A positivity post by me (Lena) with some commentary by my muses

MK:

You do an incredible job with all kinds of characters, and I love that you do a good balance of good and evil, but you also know how to find that gray area. I think working in that gray shady area is a lot of fun and you really pull it off. You come up with some wild plot arcs and you always find a way to keep people guessing (personally am thrilled about the polyamorous relationship. Nice one!)

Louie: yeah Lou’s been a real cool dude. A R T man. I may not be skilled, but he was always fun to learn with. Someday I’ll learn more. Ashley: Belle like is literally saving my ass with this job. Seriously my favorite person at the moment.

Avarick:

man I’ve always loved writing with you. We always clicked well with that, and I’ve loved all the characters you brought into the rp. I was so so so excited to see that you were coming back and that you wanted to bring RIKU! I couldn’t believe it! I loved it when we wrote horse buddies back in the day, and I’ve loved every other opportunity we’ve had to do stuff. I’m so so glad you’re back to writing with us.

Sora: =DDD RIKuUUUUU. I missed him so muuuuch. Roxas: yo who the f is this Riku guy?

Mckala:

You have always been the backstory queen, and I tip my hat to you. You do the level of research that always blows my mind. I just do not have the time or the energy for it, but you have all these lists, giant ass family trees, you know the works. It’s really impressive, and one can see the dedication that you put into your characters.

Louie: so Elena’s like a sick Crown PrincesS? That’s dope! When you gonna take back the kingdom man? Queen it uuup!

Finn: Adella’s always been nice to me when I would visit Ariel. She’s really talented.

Wilbur: (imagine a happier time) mum’s great! She’s always there if I need her to be, and while she won’t buy me everything I bloody want, she knows what I really need.

 Ashley:

honestly such a great person and great rper. I think the most memorable thing for me lately has been Ashley popping in occasionally when she thought I might be upset or bothered by something and checking in. Talking things out and venting together. She’s honestly such a great listening ear, I think we’re really lucky to have her in this rp. I may be slightly biased toward Ashlee T. and Ollie, but all her babes have nuance and I love them. Ashley: Ashlee!!! One of the only people in this world that matter!!! <3 We made it through some nightmares. Things look up from here babe. Wilbur: duuude Ollie I didn’t realize you were adopted too and it’s the coolest fact I got to know about you. It’s awesome to have someone to relate with.

 Pet:

I feel like we used to have a harder time connecting writing wise and things were awkward, and I’m so happy to say it doesn’t feel that way at all anymore. The things we’ve written have been so fun, and I feel like (correct me if I’m wrong), but I feel like bringing Chickaroo together allowed for us to start having more conversation and plotting and just. It opened doors in some way. I think it’s awesome because I love your writing and I love getting to connect with your babes more. As you know, Al has my heart now because he just does, and Barrel has also managed to steal my heart. But all of your babes are so great, and I’m glad that we’ve managed to connect better. I look forward to more time spent writing hilarious things like Dipper and Roxas at the bar, or Al teaching Arthur about the internet.

Louie: yo Al’s like the chillest boss I’ve ever had. He’s also the only boss I’ve ever had but still! Cool dude!

Roxas: Dipper’s a nice guy. I hope I can get to know him more.

Sora: Dipper is Mabel’s TWIN BROTHER =DDDD that’s SO cool!!!

Wilbur: duuude. Barrel is like the person I didn’t expect to ever care about in a billion years, but if anyone did anything to him...like...die.

Alex:

I feel like we also used to not really vibe and were awkward with each other, and I’m super glad that’s changed because you’re literally so cool and you send such fun stuff and we just have a great time! I love Nyx, you know that I have an appreciation of Arista from afar, and Haley is just...great. All your babes are. I’m so happy we’ve finally made that writing connection because it’s been so fun to talk to you and get your perspective on things. Ahh it’s great. Can’t wait to see what you come up with in the future.

Ashley: Haley was like...almost cool. It’s a shame she’s such a goodie goodie two shoes.

Dot: Haley’s a good dragon? What the hell? She seems okay, but I’m still not sorry I shot her in the foot. She totally deserved it.

Clarion: Nyx has been my constant companion for some time now. I’m so grateful for her presence.

Bee:

Bee my big bro, my wife, my partner in ridiculous here too. You’re such a great joy to write with, and I love the way you tell your stories. I’m still so impressed by your take with Hera, and how she is as a sorceress. That’s so damn cool! And of course you’ve got the lovely Marie who’s charming and vain and I love that about her. Marie is a gift, your writing’s a gift and I’m grateful you’re in the rp. Not to mention you and Chloe are our resident British experts and that’s great. Thank you for joining the rp and for bringing the perspective you bring. Look forward to more crazy storylines with you.

Louie: yo nerd! Just kidding, wassup Huey? You’re the best big bro a guy could have. Keep it real, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Fflewddur: Marie! My beautiful wife! Love of my life! The world must envy me for having the most amazing wife in the entire world.

Sora: Kristoff! Best roomie ever !!! =DDDD hope you don’t mind if my best pal Riku stays with us. Thnx dude <3 <3 <3

Becky:

I mean where do I begin. We’ve had such great stories and ridiculous teen hijinks and theatrics. It’s been such a good time. And of course, there are few people I’d be sure about doing a big plot like the one we’ve got going with Ashley and Roo, but we’ve managed it, and I think it’s been a really really fun story to tell. So thanks for taking that leap with me and letting us tell a ridiculous story together. It’s been awesome. Glad to have you in the rp.

Ashley: well, you’re an alright guy I guess Roo.

Bryer:

we’ve only really had a little bit of time to write together before with Dash, but it was super fun, and even just observing, I’ve loved seeing your characters on the dash and seeing where they’re at. Hatter’s awesome too. It’s great to have him around in the rp, and especially with such a different take than we’ve had in the past. Love the werewolf storyline, love to see it.

Chloe:

I feel like you’re a person after my own heart. Mitte often makes me think of my old Shego muse, and that just makes me happy because I just love the chaos that she brings. I love all of your babes of course, but that just makes her a bit more #1 in my heart. You’re also so chill to plot with and to come up with these crazy schemes. I mean remember how we sort of pitched Mitte turning on a bit of a whim and now here she is? It’s literally so good and you went with it and I just...ugh. I truly love it and seeing the growth. All your babes tell such awesome stories, and this just tells me I need to find a way to plot with you more when time/work allows. Keep up the good work. You’re kicking ass.

Anthony: what a brat. As long as this girl doesn’t cause me any more trouble though I suppose she’s tolerable. 

Dezi:

We haven’t been able to interact much writing wise, but I hope to change that someday soon/when time/work allows. Charlotte is honestly such a great character, and I think it’s awesome to see her and Tiana around, I think it’s the first time in a long time...if we’ve ever managed that before? I don’t know. It’s seriously so cool and I love reading your stuff together, and just Charlotte’s stuff in general. Keep cool and carry on writing a great babe. 

I wish I had things my muses could say but I don’t think I’ve had the chance to interact with Charlotte. Just Judy before ;-; Forgive me. I still think you’re swell.

Emma:

Boy do I love that you swooped in with your kids. Phineas, Tiana and Aquata are such dynamic characters. It blows my mind, truly. I love them all. I love how ready you are to plot and to throw out great ideas. Phineas has the kind of chaos energy that I love (obviously, as Louie is my chaos energy). You’re so chill with me trolling your babes on twitter, and a joy to write with. Thank you for coming back as well. I’m glad we’ve gotten the chance to write together. <3

Louie: duuuude we gotta do something crazy again soon? Operation dumbass commence? Jk jk Operation Too Cool For School.

Wilbur: what is with that twitter lady tho? Too old to be arguing with teens on twitter don’t you think?

Ginny:

Ahhh i mean we’ve done so many fun things and continue to do. With so many connections and stuff it’s hard not to! I’m so glad you rejoined as I have and that we got to bring these characters into the rp that vibe (and/or fight each other). To each their own. Our kids have an energy what can you do? I think your characters are all awesome, and I love seeing them on the dash. I love writing with them. Two besties, no wait THREE now with Kairi, isn’t that just wild? I love that best friend energy our babes have. Support it, thanks for writing all kinds of good things with me. You’re a gem.

Finn: I love you Ariel. You’re the best of friends. I’m so lucky to know you =]

Ashley: Ashle B!!! Babe you are a rockstar. You’ve kind of been the glue of our friendship I think. I love you babe. Stay true to you and kick some ass in college!

Wilbur: (in happier times) DADDD!!! Best dad to ever dad, person that gets me cool things. Coolest of dads. You rock.

Sora: ????!!! KAIRI???!!???

Hannah:

Hannah Hannah Bo Bannah Fee Fi Fo Fannah HANNAH...I couldn’t resist. You’ve been so great to talk to and write with and honestly it’s been so great to love our babes together and talk about BTS together and talk kpop in general. I’m so so so glad that we’ve gotten to know each other more over these last few months and stuff. You’ve really been so great, and our plots and characters are such a good time. So glad you got my brother, and my best friend. It’s awesome to have and to write with you.

Louie: DEWEEEEEEEEEEY. DEWFORD. DEWEYYYYY….hi.

Louie: TAEEEEEEE. Bro. my dude. Sorry I make memes outta you all the time. But in my defense...your face is kinda funny. Love u dude =]

Sora: Mabel!!! My GIRLFRIEND =DDDD you’re great! I love spending time with you and looking at hot boys! Speaking of...I have a friend you might think is hot…

Finn: Tae! Thanks for being so nice to me and allowing me to open myself up and get to know you. I’m so lucky that Nemo introduced us. You’re a really great friend =]

Jaby:

JABYYYYYYYYYY. Man we always had muses that vibed and our writing just clicked and that always brought me joy. I’m so glad you came back, because your characters are great, the stories you tell are great, and I really really missed having you around. I know we’ve both been busy lately with our own work stuff, but I definitely want the chance to connect some muses again, because I love your babes and you and I’ve been so happy to see you. Let’s figure something out someday when my schedule stuff evens out a bit better.

Jean:

you haven’t been in the rp long, but boy have you made an impact already. Lachlan is amazing!! Truly an icon and I’m so glad that you brought him in. And so glad that you’re here. We’re all lucky to have you. I really think you’re bringing in such a unique take and writing and it’s just awesome to see and to see Launchpad driving around, and driving people a little wild on twitter. It’s beautiful.

Louie: soooooo did you really nearly kill my bro?

Kiara:

We also don’t really have any interactions right now but that is a-okay because you are living a life doing the real life hero work. Truly I’m amazed by you, and I think we’re all lucky you’re around. I hope you take care of yourself and that you do get to enjoy that time to just write and love your characters. They’re all truly fantastic and I love seeing where you take them. Especially Georgette. I think her journey has absolutely captivated me.

Kit:

man you are awesome to plot with. The pirate au was such a good time, just brainstorming some ridiculous ideas. And your ladies are so truly dynamic and powerful and I am so excited to see where you take them. I don’t think we really have had much interaction besides the au, but I look forward to a day where life is less stressful and we can do some more stuff. That’d be great. <3 Keep doing you, you’re killing it.

Lauren:

Man I love your characters so much. Greg is such an icon on the board and otherwise. And I love pushing your characters buttons almost as much as I love agreeing with them. They’re just such joys to have around. Lol well I’m sure Roscoe would argue about that and be all Roscoe, but I’m glad to have him around. It’s been great talking to you and having debates over milk being a capitalist scam. I am glad you’re in the rp, and I continue to look forward to seeing what new things you and your characters bring.

Lauryl:

This go around of me rejoining the rp I feel like we’ve gotten a lot closer and that makes me really happy. =] It all started with a Jimin, how did it end up like this? It was only a...just kidding. I know exactly why. Nemo and your brilliant writing and his connecting with Louie drew me into this BTS zone and then before I knew it there was Finn and Lunch Squad and and and. The list really does go on because we’ve just come up with some really ridiculous and fun stories and it’s been great. Thank you for bringing Olaf and teaching me a lot more about aromanticism, for Atta and that sister bond that I am stoked about (reminds me we gotta do another thing for them that yes). I’m so glad we’ve connected more and that you are in the rp <3

Louie: Neeeeeeeeeeemo I have a crisis of boy things! CRISIS. WEE OO WEE OO chop chop and help me out. Also I’ve got cookies.

Finn: Nemo, I can’t believe how close we’ve gotten in so short a time. You’re one of my very best friends. I love you lots.

Finn: Hyung, you’re so warm and kind. I’m so lucky I know you.

Dot: did you drink water today Atta? You better not be going anywhere crazy without ME.

Lins:

You’ve just joined but I’m so stoked we’re already talking and talking about TORTALL of all things. Like WOW! I didn’t think anyone out there appreciated those books the way I did. It is so nice to be wrong, and to have a source to discuss my fave childhood books. It’s also exciting to have Eilonwy, and I’m excited to interact with her. <3 

Sav:

I know life keeps you pretty busy, but you push through and you bring your babes and keep steady with all of that and I think that’s really admirable. You’ve got the older gentleman muse energy and I respect that. I think it’s great that you have your niche. I myself have the teens as we know. I’m sorry we haven’t had much chance to interact, but I hope to improve that in the future. Especially with Seamus. That’s my rich uncle. I wanna do something about that when life gets less hectic. Either way, you’ve got great babes and you’re doing a great job. Take care of yourself lovely.

Louie: soooooo gonna buy me a motorcycle Uncle Seamus?

Sid:

man you’ve got a great bunch of characters and they’re all so different and dynamic and I love that. Ratigan is complex, and he was especially good fun in the pirate event I have to say. Truly loved the take we had on the ship and everything. He’s so great. I also love seeing Eric on the dash, and am excited to interact more with him cause I think he’s just groovy. They’re all groovy. I can’t think of any whimsical things to say but you’re doing awesome and your babes are great. Take care lovely.

Sierra:

I have not had a chance to interact with you or your Tod yet, but I look forward to the day where I can. Tod’s a great character, and it’s exciting to see that he’s come back. I know I saw him connecting with some of the other Swynlakers and I think that’s even better. Love a character with history, and Tod definitely has that. I hope you take care of yourself, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of Tod in the future.

#ooc #some positivity for my bdrp gang #i love you all loooots #there may be darkness #but there's plenty of light too #i'm thinking of you all