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randomencounters · 1 year
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Encounter: this unholy weed-fueled Homer-Thanos fusion leering at me from some stoner merch a friend had laying around. Like is there a pun here I’m not getting or
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one-half-guy · 5 months
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Superhuman or Alien from the group: You should've tried harder!
Regular Human: Oh! Right! By doing what?! I'm a human! If I fall in the wrong way, I die!
Assassin: Didn't you mean "fall in the right way"?
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flyingclubhouse · 1 year
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DnD campaign illustrated: Steven's wizard gnome on Potion of Hill Giant Strength is arm wrestling my +5 Strength human barbarian.
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humming-fly · 29 days
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Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)
I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here
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snozart · 6 months
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artists tag yourself
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wizzzaaard · 2 months
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credit: @/servantofacat aka certified creature on twitter
phannie discord made a dan alignment chart… how do we feel lads…
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truly-jcjenson · 30 days
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This is what I have for the corpo blog alignment chart so far.
Quick, corpo blogs! Figure out each other's alignments!
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zerotosixty · 1 year
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FERNANDO ALONSO — Hot/Pretty/Cute Alignment
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cats-obsessions · 6 months
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There’s been a lot of discussion around Gortash in particular showing no devotion for Bane beyond that which furthers his own interests, and Bane doing very little to help him. While that’s a very Banite thing to do, offering your Bhaalspawn babe true equality is not. There’s so many beautiful theories out there, but I offer my own: the goal of the Absolute was never to glorify Bane or Bhaal.
We know Durge and Gortash have a long history, spanning back before Gortash was even the chosen of Bane. They started out as essentially, two people robbing shit together- ancestral torture racks and all. In letters, we find both of them had proposed plans that involve each other. I like to think they got very attached before deciding to rule the world. But what would come of serving their gods? Durge would kill the world, Gortash would have to rule alone. In the end, failure or victory, their lives and souls would go separate ways, and one of them would have to fail, earning eternal torture.
But Enver doesn’t offer Durge servitude to Bhaal or mass murder or even Banes plan when they show up tadpoled to Wyrms Rock. He offers godhood- through the absolute, sure, but such an act would certainly deserve ascension. They could become actual gods. Maybe to him, that was the plan all along. Achieving true godhood together would be the only way to ensure their souls would be safe and together. Forever.
I like to think somewhere along the way he saw how doomed they were, how few options Durge has for personal autonomy, and he put his mind to finding a way. Maybe the implications of their plan weren’t fully discussed, or maybe promises of godhood were only whispered in private. Maybe Durge won’t admit the reality, but maybe part of them hopes for it.
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lavandulalurker · 2 months
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After dys, friend A (from my tierlist post) requested that I do marz next!! I've been real busy irl so this took a couple days to draw haha
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passionesolja · 8 months
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randomencounters · 1 year
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Encounter: the Uno (For Men & Women), chaotic-good Aberration used for warding by deities of that alignment; can leave a big brightly-colored kiss-print on any solid surface with the same effects as a Prismatic Wall of the same color, which is to say that upon a creature touching them:
Red: 10d6 Fire
Orange: 10d6 Acid
Yellow: 10d6 Lightning
Green: 10d6 Poison
Blue: 10d6 Cold
Indigo: Restrained/Petrified
Violet: Blinded
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fiveeggs · 6 months
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~ spoilers for eldermourne below ~
zirk virvain is just the archetype of the mad Victorian scientist but. morally good. like. he drinks piss. he has mommy issues and a gun. his experiments give him free ombre hair dye. he injects sludge into his friends. he got beat up by 40 year old children. twice. he chews on a stirring rod during autopsies. he had sex through a magic bag one time. he found the cure to death. he didn't even bother testing it he just straight up died and it worked. he technically didn't kill god but his friends killed god's daughter which is close enough.
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doggobloc · 4 months
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Alignment chart doggo version!
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Where are you in?
Me? Probs the lawful evil 😎
This design is also available to buy in my store!
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guckies · 5 months
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qPhilza experts would you consider qPhil to be a true neutral since his main priorities is keeping his people safe?? Or do you think he switches around or belongs somewhere else?
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zazrichor · 10 months
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I'm currently playing through the Pathfinder series and I have to say, I am obsessed. Aster is my Kingmaker OC, Phesolis is my Kingmaker General/Baroness of Varnhold, and Zinnia is my WotR OC. Zinnia and Aster are chaotic siblings.
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