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#cissamione incorrect quotes
sterenheart · 6 months
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cissamionelife · 2 years
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Narcissa: How was the meeting?
Bellatrix: I stabbed Lucius a couple of times, he was being a pain.
Narcissa: Bella!! How could you!?
Bellatrix: *sheepish* I know he’s your husband… I shouldn’t have-
Narcissa: That knife was an antique!
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Ginny: "Do you keep a swear jar?"
Hermione: "Ginny, my wives are literally the richest people in the wizarding world."
Hermione: "They can swear everytime they want and the money stays in the vault."
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noididntdude · 2 years
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Narcissa: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.
Hermione: Can I use them as ear warmers?
Narcissa: What do you mean?
Hermione: Nevermind.
One week later
Narcissa:
Narcissa: Wait a minute-
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chaliceni · 11 months
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Narcissa: I actually have a black belt
Hermione: In what, karate?
Narcissa: No, from Gucci
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sinedd · 2 years
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Narcissa: I have a problem with a girl.
Bellatrix: A problem like “her body doesn’t fit into a trunk” or “you like her” problem?
Narcissa: I like her.
Bellatrix: It’s a pity. I could have helped with the first one.
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homosexual-hairflip · 3 years
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Sapphic hp incorrect quotes
Hermione: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one
Hermione: Pansy, code name been there done that
Hermione: Fleur is - currently doing that
Hermione: Andromeda, is it happened once in a dream
Hermione: Naricssa, if I had to pick a Black
Hermione: Harry is,,, eagle two
Harry: Oh thank god
Bonus (as Bellatrix enters the room)-
Hermione: This is eagle one, ‘I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it’ is approaching
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dromeda-shmomeda · 3 years
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"it's not realistic" "it's not realistic"
It's an enemies to lovers fanfic about a twenty something woman and a forty something woman fake dating and sharing a bed WHERE DO YOU RESEARCH THAT
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cerejas-vermelhas · 3 years
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Rita Skeeter actually fainted the first time Narcissa and Hermione attended a public event as a couple.
AND DID YOU KNOW AFTER THEY STARTED DATING, NARCISSA WAS THE ONE TO ALWAYS DO HERMIONE’S HAIR???? Where I heard that?
Oh, well, there’s this fanfic called Klexos which I’m posting on AO3 but also using as one of my final college projects, and that’s why I’ll be flooding this tag on tumblr for a while with storyboards and extra stuff, so you guys can read it and feedback and help me graduate heheheh
You should take a look on the story! We have everything to deliver, from action to domestic fluffy, passing by INTENSE smut and landing on serious issues, like Racism and Xenophobia - promise you it’s worth the reading!
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blackione · 3 years
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Women of Harry Potter x Deadly Sins
She was thinking of writing a series of micro-stories having each Harry Potter woman act out one of the deadly sins.
So far, I'm staying at this (but I could change it, I'm not really sure):
Bellatrix - Lust Fleur - Anger Hermione - Pride Ginny - Envy Narcissa - Greed Pansy - Sloth Tonks - Gluttony
Which ones would change? I would like to hear your opinions! (sorry for bad English, I don't really speak it and I'm using translator haha)
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hpincorrect · 4 years
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Hermione : I have a thing for middle aged women I guess
Narcissa and Bellatrix : We know
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grangerblack-family · 5 years
Conversation
Bellatrix: Do you wanna go get lunch?
Hermione: Oh, I already ate with Cissa, but what do you want?
Bellatrix:
Bellatrix: Loyalty.
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cissamionelife · 2 years
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Hermione: I can’t tell if Narcissa likes me.
Andy: Hermione, she avoids you at all costs and stiffens uncomfortably whenever you come near her… I’ve never seen her so smitten!
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Hermione: "Hey Malfoy, I f*cked your mom and aunts last night."
Draco: "Haha very funny, Granger. Is this one of those 'April Fools' thing?"
Hermione:
Draco:
Draco: "Granger, please answer me."
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noididntdude · 2 years
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Draco: What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
Hermione: Your mum.
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ferk-s · 4 years
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Cissamione
Narcissa: I would have liked to meet you earlier.
Hermione: Oh I think not. We are at the right time
Narcissa: But-
Hermione: Imagine that Draco and I have been friends since we were young. You would see me as a niece or even a daughter and although in the Black family incest is very common, you would not have fucked me.
Narcissa: Ok, you win the contest, love.
Draco: I wish we had never become friends.
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