#og quote: Parks and rec

[official-persona-simp]

Rise: Oh no, the printer made a mistake! The banner was supposed to say “Yosuke’s birthday!”

Naoto: What does it say now?

Rise: “Yosuke’s bi”

Chie: Still works.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #rise kujikawa #naoto shirogane #chie satonaka #yosuke hanamura #youll never see it queuing #og post

[jmrothwell]

Freaking incorrect quotes but for my own (unwritten) fic.

"I know this is a dire situation but I swear to god this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me."

#OG: Ben Wyatt Parks and Rec #incorrect quotes

[moni-logues]

~tag game~

list eight shows for your followers to get to know you

I was tagged by @quarter-life-crisis2 and I am tagging @minttangerines @simp47koreancrackheads @daechwitatamic @jeonqkooks @xjoonchildx @sailoryooons

this got really fucking long so I'm going to put it under a cut but if you want to read me rambling about TV shows then, here you go!

(Spoilers ahead for Roswell, if you care about spoilers for a show that is like, twenty years old lol)

Angel the Series. You might say I should have chosen Buffy because that is where I first saw and fell in love with him, but Angel is the choice because 1) it's his own whole show 2) the theme music is incredible, even after all this time 3) I Will Remember You is one of my favourite episodes of TV of all time 4) the evolution of Wesley Wyndham-Pryce. Is the fourth series some of the worst TV that's ever been written? Yeah, probably. Is it still one of my favourite shows of all time? Yeah, definitely.

Grey's Anatomy. Yes, I am a basic bitch. I am not caught up (I think I got to somewhere around series 15 when I stopped subscribing to any services that streamed it and I did not care enough to do so illegally), but the first eight series of that show are fucking phenomenal (I know some people think it jumped the shark at series five, but idk how you can miss out the Lexie and Mark of it all, so I say series 8). PICK ME, CHOOSE ME, LOVE ME? ICONIC!!!!! SO much so that honestly, writing this now makes me think I'm gonna start re-watching it.

Roswell. (not the reboot they did at some point??? the OG Shiri Appleby, Jason Behr, fucking Katherine Heigl version). I watched this when it first came on TV. I have re-watched it a lot. My sister and I both own the box set. Am I into alien things? No, generally. But am I into forbidden love and secrets and couples against the world? HELL Yes. It gets weird in the third series (WHY does Isobel get MARRIED?!) but WHAT. A. SHOW. The christmas episode where Max heals all the sick kids??? crying. When he shows up from the future and Liz has to break up with him in the present? crying. When he proposes with a lump of coal that he turns into a diamond? crying. When Maria breaks up with MICHAEL, world's most useless but trying puppy??? CRYING.

Parks and Rec/The Office. I'm putting these two together because they are very similar, in vibe, in purpose, in genre etc. I kind of don't even feel like I need to explain because everyone knows, y'know? We all watch and love these shows (generally speaking; you don't need to tell me if you are the exception!). They are fun and comfort.

The Class. Did it run for one series and then disppear completely? Yep. Do I still think about it? Yep. It would probably have ended being lumped in with the two above, as it was a comedy about a guy who proposes to his girlfriend (whom he met in second grade) by organising a second grade reunion, and then she says no lol. But it brings people back together etc. and things ensue. Would honestly pay my own money to have that show back again.

Scrubs. A lot of the jokes have aged badly, ngl, but I love this show. My sister and I still quote it to each other. And yes, I own the box set.

The Great [Insert Craft Here] Show. That includes Bake Off, Sewing Bee, Pottery Showdown and Blown Away. Bake Off has got less good over the years, but generally like, nice competition shows where people do their craft and make amazing things and it's all pretty feel-good and inspiring.

Supernatural. It would be dishonest of me not to include this. I am, as with Grey's, not caught up (I'm somewhere around series 10 or 11? I don't remember because I very much lost interest but I would like to finish it one day). This is probably the first thing my little sister and I truly bonded over? We both went mad insane in 2010-11 when we first discovered this show and the earlier series are still good. Shout out to my friend who made me watch the first episode at her house and got me into it!! Or I'd have still insisted it looked too scary (LMAO). Oh also, What Is and What Shall Never Be is also one of my favourite episodes of TV.

I feel like this list gives you a very clear insight into the shit I like to watch on TV and no, none of it is hard-hitting documentaries or complicated dramas. TV time is brainless time, thank you very much.

#tag games #quarter life crisis2

[homosexual-hairflip]

Sapphic hp incorrect quotes

Hermione: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one

Hermione: Pansy, code name been there done that

Hermione: Fleur is - currently doing that

Hermione: Andromeda, is it happened once in a dream

Hermione: Naricssa, if I had to pick a Black

Hermione: Harry is,,, eagle two

Harry: Oh thank god

Bonus (as Bellatrix enters the room)-

Hermione: This is eagle one, ‘I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it’ is approaching

#og quote: Parks and rec #incorrect quotes #bellamione #cissamione #pansmione #andromione #fleurmione #lesbain hermione granger #Harry potter #bellatrix black #narcissa black #andromeda black #Fleur delacour #pansy Parkinson #hermione granger

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Sonia: Oh no, the printer made a mistake! The banner was supposed to say “Leon's birthday!”

Raihan: What does it say now?

Sonia: “Leon's bi”

Piers: Still works.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect pokemon quotes #sonia #sonia pokemon #leon #leon pokemon #raihan #raihan pokemon #piers #piers pokemon #pokemon #pokemon sword #pokemon shield #pokemon gen 8 #gotta queue em all #og post #galar

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

Trucy: [to Klavier] Oh my god, those pants look great. And I bet they would look even better on Polly's floor.

Apollo: Are you hitting on Prosecutor Gavin... for me???

#source: parks and rec #incorrect ace attorney quotes #trucy wright #klavier gavin #apollo justice #klapollo #ace attorney #turnabout queue #og post

[legit-danganronpa-trash]

Kaede: Oh no, the printer made a mistake! The banner was supposed to say “Shuichi's birthday!”

Kaito: What does it say now?

Kaede: “Shuichi's bi”

Maki: Still works.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect danganronpa quotes #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #kaito momota #maki harukawa #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #killing harmony #ultimate queue #og post

[scythian-andromache]

Nicky: [talking about when he realized he was attracted to Joe, despite the fact that they were still Enemies™ at that point]

Joe: Aw babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing!

Nicky: ...we've literally been married for 900 years.

Joe: Still!

#the old guard #incorrect the old guard quotes #incorrect old guard #yusuf al-kaysani #nicolò di genova #the old guard crack post #source: parks and rec #og tog

[percyscourt]

“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”

—Percy Jackson

#pjo incorrect quotes #pjo #percy jackson #og source: parks and rec

[betty-fandom-blog]

Wilford Warfstache, gesturing to the time-space continuum: So, who broke it? I'm not mad; I just wanna know.

...

Wilford Warfstache, after escaping the room once the other egos began fighting: It warped my Warfstache, so I shot it.

#og #markiplier #shitpost #parks and rec #incorrect quotes

[talesandfluff]

Jemilla: You once broke a rib trying to wrestle one of those inflatable floppy guys at a car dealership.

Zazzalil: And I won.

#firebringer #starkid #jazzalil #zazzalil #jemilla #the og quote is from parks & rec

[official-persona-simp]

Rise: *to Yu* Oh my god, those pants look great. And I bet they would look even better on Yosuke’s floor.

Yosuke: Are you hitting on Partner... for me???

#source: parks and rec #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #rise kujikawa #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #souji seta #souyo #youll never see it queuing #og post

[totallycorrectr6s]

Alibi: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Maestro: I know this, and I love you.

#rainbow six siege #rainbow six #r6s #r6siege #r6s maestro #r6s alibi #incorrect quotes #incorrect r6s quotes #og: parks and rec

[totallycorrectshquotes]

Magnus (To Clary and Simon): You can do this. I have complete faith in you.

(Later)

Magnus: There's a 30% chance they'll both die.

#shadowhunters #magnus bane #clary fray #simon lewis #climon #og parks and rec #incorrect quotes

[poisonedcoffy]

Wednesday: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Sunday: I did. I broke it.

Wednesday: No. No, you didn’t. Tuesday?

Tuesday: Don’t look at me. Look at Thursday.

Thursday: What?! I didn’t break it.

Tuesday: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Thursday: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Monday, in the distance: Suspicious.

Thursday: No, it’s not!

Friday: If it matters, probably not, but… Saturday was the last one to use it.

Saturday: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Thursday: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Saturday: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Thursday!

Sunday: Alright - let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.

Wednesday: No. Who broke it?

Tuesday: [whispering] Wednesday, Monday's been awfully quiet…

Monday, in the distance: Really?!

Thursday, yelling back: YEAH, REALLY!

…

Wednesday: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#what happened to monday #whtm #what happened to monday? #seven sisters #noomi rapace #noomi rapace movie #karen settman #settman siblings #settman sisters #what happened to monday movie #netflix #netflix original #netflix original movie #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: parks and rec #og: parks and recreation

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Gladion: I'm afraid I might do something stupid.

Hau: I'm stupid. Do me.

Everyone:

Hau: Did I say that out loud?

#source: parks and rec #incorrect pokemon quotes #gladion #gladion pokemon #hau #hau pokemon #cuteboneshipping #pokemon #pokemon sun #pokemon moon #pokemon ultra sun #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon gen 7 #gotta queue em all #og post #alola