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sillyscpstuff · 11 months
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SCP-096: *Covering its face with its hands.*
Class D Personnel: Hey, are you playing peek-a-boo?
SCP-096: *Starts wailing and proceeds to go on a rampage.*
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talesfromsiteredacted · 10 months
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Joint Notice From O5 Counsel and Site Command:
Whomever put the Weeping Angel costumes on 096, 173, and 106...
You have a five minute head start to flee. Should you survive the onslaught of the Red Right Hand, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, AND 076-2, your access to the BBC and their fine programming will be limited to documentaries.
And 343 help the next fool who tries this. It isn't funny, no one laughed, and now we need 100 more D-Class.
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What will happen when two crazy assholes decide to share a brain cell?
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deziluzio-nat · 1 month
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do you think the researchers and the mtf guys and the guards and everyone else at the scp foundation have labour unions. how do you sue your employer that has mistreated you as a worker if they do not exist in the public eye like, at all.
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fluffybunnyworks · 7 months
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Boom boom update
Proof reading? Never heard of her. I just use google docs grammar and spell check B)
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rekant-2 · 1 year
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playing c*ntrol. might bring finch back
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dreadblott302 · 1 year
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When you’re stuck in the corner with a creepy statue
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smithleonardo · 2 years
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Les cinq étapes pour organiser vos finances personnelles dans la nouvelle fiscalité
Les cinq étapes pour organiser vos finances personnelles dans la nouvelle fiscalité
NEW DELHI : Une approche disciplinée peut aider à tirer le meilleur parti d’un nouvel exercice, en particulier en termes de création de richesse à long terme. Avec une planification financière prudente modifiant le mode de vie, on peut prendre en charge les dépenses, ainsi que les objectifs et aspirations futurs. Cet article peut vous aider à organiser vos finances personnelles : Rédigez et…
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todaysdocument · 1 year
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Some handy tips from the War Department’s “You’re Going to Employ Women” pamphlet, April 1, 1943. 
Unfortunately, this is not a joke. 
Record Group 407: Records of the Adjutant General's Office
Series: Central Decimal Correspondence Files
File Unit: 291.9 Status of Women 1-1-42 THRU 12-31-45
Transcription: 
(a pamphlet with single staple on left side, off-white paper)
You're Going to Employ Women
WAR DEPARTMENT
WASHINGTON, D. C.
(In pencil along right side)  WGCS  17, 291.9,  (4-1-43)
[page 2]
(left page black and white photo)  woman filing a piece of metal
_______________careful...
(right facing page)  
(title)  When Training Women
ORIENT her more thoroughly than a man on health and safety rules, plant layout and production, company policies, job techniques.
Give her a preliminary training course to get the feel of work.
Relate her job training to past experience, usually domestic--interpret machinery operation in terms of household and kitchen appliances.
Arrange for continuous upgrading and train her for higher grade jobs.
Use community training facilities when necessary--trade schools, vocational classes in colleges and universities.
[page 3]
(Left side same woman)
_____________and conscientious...
(Right side)
(title)  When Working Woman
LIMIT her hours to 8 a day and 48 a week.
Schedule short morning and afternoon rest intervals on arduous jobs.
Have diet-balanced luncheons available--and  extra food on exhausting jobs.
Provide ample clean toilets and rest rooms--good plant ventilation free of dust, fumes and drafts--work seats and benches at proper height--clean orderly surroundings--safety devices on machinery.
Insist on proper work clothing, safe shoes.
Promote adequate local housing and transportation.
And…
[page 4]
(Left side of page)
(title)
Use a Trained Personnel Woman
She can counsel with management on training, job simplification and all general employment policies.
She understands women-worker needs.
She can give sympathetic attention to home problems.
She can be told personal difficulties that would not be confided to a man.
She can arrange for child care.
(right facing page)
-Women are pliant--adaptable.
-Women are dexterous--finger nimble.
-Women are accurate--precision workers.
-Women are good at repetitive tasks.
-Women are fine color and material observants.
Women CAN BE TRAINED TO DO ALMOST ANY JOB YOU'VE GOT.
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aroaceleovaldez · 17 days
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Any headcannons about Will Solace? he's an underrated bby (I think?) and I personally hc that he used to be a very moody kid but then decided to turn off all of his negaive emotions (most of the time)
oh i have SO many Will Solace headcanons built up from writing him on Deadangelos so much. Below the cut cause this is very long (and tumblr started glitching about the list format so manual it is):
- His roles at CHB are basically "Every possible medical personnel Ever™." He's camp medic, physician, surgeon, pediatrician, pharmacist, psychiatrist, therapist, dentist, optometrist, veterinarian, etc etc etc. Technically Chiron is also All Of That, but ever since Will joined camp most of the responsibility falls to him (at least in part because campers generally feel a bit more comfortable dealing with somebody their own age versus an immortal centaur), and Chiron just mentors him on it (unless they're running low on hands, in which case Chiron does pitch in, and sometimes the other Apollo kids help staff the infirmary if Will needs. In the past though it was usually just Chiron and whichever camper he pulled in that week to do first aid training with. Mr. D only really handles therapy stuff if Will isn't able to for one reason or another. Will gets very individualized training and has has own schedule separate from the rest of his cabin to account for all of that. Chiron basically personally took Will in under his wing as his apprentice and a not insignificant portion of Will's personal training is gross anatomy lessons with Chiron in the camp morgue. Will does not question where Chiron procures the cadavers for that. He probably should. They aren't campers. They are sometimes demigods, but not always. Most of the rest of camp doesn't even know there's a morgue, let alone that Will does gross anatomy dissection. It's not technically a camp "secret," Will isn't secret about it at all, but most campers treat it like it is and like to use it to try and spook new campers. The ones who find out about the gross anatomy portion and that there is exactly zero information about how Chiron is procuring cadavers are Mildly Concerned.
- Photokinesis and plague powers Will are both extremely fun. I love making him a son of Apollo Smintheus specifically and giving him pet rats and/or the ability to talk to rats and mice. He thinks they're soooo cute and is definitely the type to brag about how intelligent rats are. I also like to think he maybe had a pet snake at one point, like a big ol' boa. Will with a sunglow boa or something? yes? (I also just in general love the idea of Will's house back in Texas being a cute little ranch cause Naomi is rich and also a cowgirl and Will having a ton of different animals over the years. He probably originally wanted to be a veterinarian before he settled more on medic.)
- I just generally love playing with Will (not-so) subtly being the exact opposite of what people would expect from an Apollo kid. Initially he looks like the gold standard for an Apollo kid - sunny, friendly, chill, medic/healer, interest in science/arts/fandom, etc etc. Then you speak to him for more than 20 minutes and find out he loves snakes and rats and guts and gore and is fascinated by disease and mold. He takes gross anatomy classes taught by Chiron. One of his favorite hobbies is just dissecting stuff. He's into vulture culture. His idea of a perfect date is holding hands over a cadaver he is actively cutting into and passing the other person cool stuff he's fishing out. Also he's very vocal about thinking monsters are hot and the combo of all of that is exactly why he's into Nico. Everybody else thinks Nico's inherently cursed or something? Will doesn't mind being cursed - in fact he wants to be cursed, for science. He's swooning over the idea of Nico sacrificing him for some dark ritual in the middle of the night. He daydreams about Nico being a vampire that's gonna romantically kill him. The rest of camp is waiting for the day Will does something stupid and gets himself killed like, flirting with a monster (or the Hades kid) or something. Nico just generally doesn't know how to feel about the whole situation but is? (hesitantly) flattered?? that somebody is enthusiastic about him while recognizing and appreciating his Underworld aspects. Will is out-weirding him, somehow, and Nico never knew this was a thing that could happen.
- Related to that - I have a whole headcanon about "Bad Omen" demigods, which are basically the other main CHB cabin's versions of Hephaestus kids with fire powers being bad luck. For Apollo kids their "bad luck omen" super rare power is a plague-powers kid, and Will showed up during the Titan War, just a couple months before the Battle for Manhattan when nearly all his cabin died. He is very acutely aware of this superstition and fully believes he is a bad luck charm for the cabin and feels SUUUUPER guilty about it and so hides his plague powers. It's not that he feels bad about his plague powers specifically - he thinks plague stuff is really fascinating and his powers are cool and can be used for healing too! - he's just really concerned about how others will view him. (Very strong parallel dynamics between how Will views his plague powers vs the stigma around them & how Nico views his Underworld powers vs the stigma around them. They are handshake emoji).
- TTC implies that Apollo kids are more often than not summer-only campers, and I think it's fun to have Will's backstory being: He may or may not have "accidentally" caused a plague/pest outbreak at his old school early into the year and between that school having to shut down for a couple of months because of that and his mom maybe going on tour, they decided it was time for him to move to CHB and go there year-round. Except he goes from Texas to New York in the middle of winter and he's a son of Apollo, so he gets there and it's like sleet and slush and all cold and he's the only Apollo kid at camp and he hates it so bad. He eventually gets used to it but it is awkward when all his siblings come back in the spring/summer to find they have a new youngest sibling who's just been chilling all by himself for a couple of months. But then Austin and Kayla join so at least he's not the newest/youngest Apollo kid. (But then nearly all of Cabin 7 immediately dies in TLO and Will's right back to being in a mostly empty cabin and being in charge.)
- He definitely puts on an approachable/friendly, or at the very least calm, face 99% of the time, partially because it's expected of him and it's also maybe a little bit masking (it's a lot masking) cause he knows he can be a bit much. He is 100% the type of guy who feels like he has to solve all his problems himself and can't let anybody else know he has problems, and also that he has to help everybody else with their problems because that's his job, right? So he's constantly stressing himself out to the point of breakdown. He also half lives in the infirmary (which he totally has his own little office in) and he'll just shut himself in and spend like, a couple of days straight in there and probably not sleep. He's a workaholic just as bad as Nico and a total hypocrite about it/about overexerting one's self but he's working on it. Nico's too much of a take-no-shit kind of guy (and also him and Will are way too similar) so usually when Will nags Nico about that kind of thing it turns into Will looking in a mirror or Nico turning it back around on him and Will going "ah shit i need to take my own advice >:T"
- He's best friends with Drew Tanaka and he lets out his bitchy side when he's hanging out with her. they are bitching friends. they love to bitch. It's a great venting environment for him cause he knows Drew loves to hear him complain and talk shit so he can just let out all his pent-up frustrations and she'll just enthusiastically eat it all up. The two of them will gossip endlessly. Drew is mildly concerned about Will's romantic tastes though (again: monsters. cryptids. the Addams family. evils from the shadows. the guy from The Shape Of Water. Nico) and keeps trying to talk him out of flirting with things that might kill him. He does not listen to her.
- His only normal crush is Paolo but everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop about how Will could possibly be weird about this one (there's an ongoing camp bet with different theories). He also dated Drew for like, all of a week but they both decided they totally hated it and preferred to stay just besties (bonus points: That was what Drew considered as her passing the whole Aphrodite-kids-breaking-hearts thing. literally neither of them cared).
- I know his full name is William but it's really funny if he lies about that and his full name is actually Wilhelm, named after the scream.
- ...He is a Swiftie. He's been a Swiftie since he was younger back with like, OG-era country music Taylor Swift and he's just stuck with it.
- Trans!Will is fun and I love it lots. Drew helping him with transition stuff is also very near and dear to me.
- His crush on Nico originates from them meeting for the first time during the Battle for Manhattan. Nico's attempt at flirting with Percy misfired and hit Will instead lmao. Nico parts the Titan Army in cool thematic armor and with three gods in tow, says a dramatic one-liner, and then is super badass in battle and Will is head-over-heels for him immediately. He then proceeds to spend the next year obsessing over Nico and being tormented by Nico never being at camp and never being able to talk with him. Ergo why when Nico shows up in BoO, Will is immediately like "HOLD MY HANDS. THREE DAYS IN THE INFIRMARY. HANG OUT WITH ME PLEASEEEE-" (and that's why Will was under the assumption that Nico was actively avoiding people rather than being ostracized, cause he had heart-eyes tunnel vision). Him in BoO though really is just seeing his crush and losing all his cool.
- For some reason he is just an absolute magnet for chthonic demigods. Nico, Lou Ellen, Cecil (who i hc is a chthonic Hermes kid), etc etc. He thinks Underworld stuff is super cool though (again, see: Will being super into spooky/gory stuff/etc). Also all the ex-Titan army kids decided they were his personal body guards immediately after the war cause he was nice to them.
- He is a HUUUUGE nerd. Specifically a sci-fi and disney nerd. They're his hyperfixations (/special interests if you lean more autistic!Will) <3 His favorite franchises are Star Wars and Avatar (the blue one). He loves conceptual alien biology/ecology and could go on about it endlessly. He will also very enthusiastically infodump about Disney history (both the art/animation side and theme parks side) and other sci-fi series. Ask him about Doctor Who (you will be there for several hours).
- Will being a micro-celebrity cause of his mom is very fun to me. He's been on talk shows and stuff before cause people love how snarky this country star's kid is. He has an extremely popular Instagram and Austin uses him as clickbait in his Youtube videos extremely often (including forcing him to guest-star or do like react content and stuff) (Will is more than happy to indulge him though cause he finds it funny).
- I also love the idea that Will and Piper have actually known each other since they were little, from Tristan and Naomi meeting at some point and realizing they had kids the same age and encouraging them to be pen-pals. Once social media becomes more of a like, Proper Thing™ they become mutuals on Instagram but just use it to periodically send each other silly memes (Piper's instagram is private and basically all she uses it for is dm'ing people). It takes them a solid week of being at CHB together to realize "WAIT, YOU'RE THAT [PIPER/WILL]?!" One of their hobbies is going into the city and seeing if people will recognize them/if paparazzi will see them and making games out of it (who can ruin the most photos, what types of fake gossip can we get them trying to circulate, etc etc).
- I am a firm believer that Will is an extremely loud out-and-proud type of guy and has been for awhile (again see: him being a micro-celebrity) and he spearheads or runs a lot of pride stuff at CHB ever since he joined. If there is a pride parade/event at CHB he helps organize it. If there's a GSA club at CHB he is the head of it. He keeps pamphlets in the infirmary of queer educational material and guides to different identities and stuff and is very passionate about making people feel welcomed and comfortable. Because of this, when he found out Nico was from the 1930s and severely not up-to-date on terminology and stuff, he considered getting Nico up-to-date his greatest challenge yet. It was a personal quest for him. There was also definitely at least a week before that where Will thought Nico might be homophobic or something and was going "I CAN FIX HIM" before Nico managed to explain that no, he's... very supportive (muffled coughing coming from closet), he's just also extremely behind and doesn't know what any of those words mean, thanks. Will set up the most extensive queer crash course possible for him and poor Nico was just going "slow down please,,,," the entire time. Will gets him up mostly up to speed eventually. I just love Will being that type of guy who will start explaining misc queer history with citations at the drop of a hat. It is probably another hyperfixation of his.
- Will and Annabeth both consider Chiron an adoptive father-figure and joke about being siblings and which of them is the favorite child, cause they both know they're definitely Chiron's favorite campers. They both get him father's day cards/gifts.
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yanban-san · 7 months
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SCPMas - AU-Tober #2
I wrote the two as SCPs for the second day. I tried to keep it like a typical SCP document, so it was very interesting to try and keep it in the style of SCP writing! I hope y'all like. :3
(Tags: Submas, Slight, implied X-reader) Item #: SCP-9018
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Instances of SCP-9018-W and SCP-9018-B spotted are to be reported to the supervising officials immediately. Containment procedures are in place at locations of previous manifestations of SCP-9018, and any and all locations noted on "station" maps are to be secured following encounters with SCP-9018.
Chainlink fences are established around the perimeters of all locations where SCP-9018 have manifested. Due to the potential for re-appearances, all buildings and areas surrounding previous instances are to be monitored closely and inspected once a month by Foundation personnel for signs of re-establishment. Security cameras and EMF detectors are also to be placed strategically across designated areas and monitored for anomalous activity.
SCP-9018-B and SCP-9018-W are to be contained in the abandoned Northern branch of the [REDACTED] platform of the New York Subway System. Containment procedures are to be carried out by Foundation Personnel with Psionic Training Level III at minimum. Refer to Incident reports 9018-A-19900317 and 9018-A-19960401 for further information. Electrified fences lining the perimeter of the containment area are primarily for the prevention of explorers from reaching the containment area.
In the event of a containment breach, all personnel are to communicate purely through electronic means. Any personnel attempting to communicate through physical talking and actions are to be treated as SCP-9018-B and SCP-9018-W causing psychic distortions to prevent themselves from being perceived. The full limits of SCP-9018-B and SCP-9018-W's psionic manipulative abilities are yet to be studied following the previous containment breach.
Description:
SCP-9018 is an anomalous Subway Station that manifests within abandoned structures and and buildings and potentially other locations. [Refer to Interview Log 9018-Int-002] On the surface, it functions almost identically to a regular subway station. During the day, the station is devoid of any life forms outside of instances designated as 9018-A, who resemble and act as regular human employees of the station. [Refer to Interview Log 9018-Int-001] Upon approaching the ticket counter, an individual will be presented with a schedule of stations to go to. Should a ticket be purchased, the individual becomes an instance now designated as 9018-P, for passenger. At this point, the individual is compelled by unknown reasons to wait for their train and board it. Beyond that, 9018-P holds all of their original cognitive functions, but any attempts to get them to leave the station with the ticket will result in them attempting to rationalize a reason why they cannot. No tickets have been recovered to date.
Within 4-12 minutes after purchasing a ticket, a train will appear to take 9018-P to their chosen destination. These locations occasionally match to actual, existent railway stations and stops across the world- However, other stations with no known match have been documented appearing. [Refer to Experiment Log 9018-Ex-101] Upon arrival at an actual station, 9018-P will appear stepping out of a regular arriving train or on the train they departed on, depending on the liveliness and schedule of current trains at the station. If the station is a non-existent, communication is typically lost with 9018-P for the duration of their trip. [Refer to Experiment Log 9018-Ex-101]
At night, SCP-9018 suddenly springs to "life", with trains arriving and dropping off hundreds of instances of 9018-P-D, which were originally thought to be other human passengers disembarking at a random station- However, Experiment Log-9018-Ex-101 reveals that the individuals disembarking typically resemble both recent and long deceased persons within the local area. At this point, two individuals identified as 9018-B and 9018-W emerge from any trains within the vicinity, and attempt to leave the station. Instances of 9018-A have been observed chatting with and engaging in friendly actions towards instances of 9018-P-D- At this point, any human individuals within the station are encouraged to engage and talk with 9018-P-D and 9018-A, typically by 9018-A.
SCP-9018-B and SCP-9018-W appear to be two train conductors, and in particular, two twins, who control the entirety of SCP-9018. [Refer to Interview Log 9018-Int-001]. They have the ability to set train schedules and determine where SCP-9018 will manifest next. Instances of 9018-A obey their orders, as well as instances of 9018-P, which they are amicable towards.
9018-B and 9018-W at this point attempt to leave SCP-9018 entirely and enter any local population center. Their actions in cities and towns have not been observed, but they have been observed returning to SCP-9018 with humans. However, these humans are later observed walking around their town with no recollection of any supposed interaction with 9018-B and 9018-W. Typically within one to two weeks of this interaction, however, the individual dies by any multitude of means. After this, these individuals can be seen among the litany of 9018-P-D instances.
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[Interview Log 9018-Int-001] Interviewed: SCP-9018-W. Interviewer: Junior Researcher █████. Foreword: SCP-9018-B and 9018-W were seen leaving an instance of SCP-9018 and were apprehended by Foundation Security Personnel. This begins the first interview with a junior researcher who happened to be present during an observation of SCP-9018. [Begin Log] Interviewer: Hello, is this uh- On? SCP-9018-W: Hello. Who are you? My brother and I must get back to work. Interviewer: Please identify yourself. SCP-9018-W: Mm. I don't think I want to. Interviewer: So… Uh, well, we can hold you here indefinitely if we choose to, so I would- I would suggest you do that. SCP-9018-W: Oh dear. That is verrry not nice. Interviewer: I would appreciate if you would answer my question. Now, who are you? SCP-9018-W: I am Emmet. I am a Subway Boss. I run the Subway with my Brother, yup! It is verrry fun. But you won't call me Emmet, will you? Those people like to give us silly names. Interviewer: You will probably receive a classification of some kind. Thank you for introducing yourself, Emmet. I am █████. Can I ask where this train station came from? SCP-9018-W: It comes and goes as needed. Like the trains. We take our passengers where they are needed, or wanted, and then they disembark. Interviewer: Where do they go once they disembark? SCP-9018-W: They stay in the station. They don't like to go far. That's another one of our jobs! Interviewer: What do you mean? SCP-9018-W: Hmmhmm. We help them sometimes. That is all I will say. Interviewer: …Alright, I'll leave that there… SCP-9018-W: Would you like to ride our train? Interviewer: Excuse me? SCP-9018-W: Yup! You seem like you could use a ride, yup. Our trains are verrrry nice. Interviewer: Uh- No, thank you- Er- What did you say your title was again? You're a… "Subway Boss?" SCP-9018-W: That is correct. And you won't ride? That makes me sad. Interviewer: Er- No, Sorry- But what does that mean? Are you employed at the Subway? Er- What duties do you carry out, exactly? SCP-9018-W: Mm. No. I won't tell you that. Brother and I keep it secret. If you want to know, you should ride our Subway! Interviewer: …No, thank you. [End Log.] Closing Statement: [Despite Researcher █████'s inexperience, they handled the interview well. However, SCP-9018-W refused to talk anymore on the subject, instead insisting on offering researcher █████ free tickets if they rode on SCP-9018's trains.]
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Interviewed: SCP-9018-B. Interviewer: Junior Researcher █████. Foreword: SCP-9018-B and 9018-W were seen leaving an instance of SCP-9018 and were apprehended by Foundation Security Personnel. This begins the second interview with a junior researcher who happened to be present during an observation of SCP-9018. Interviewer: Alright, let's begin with your- SCP-9018-B: Who are you? Why did those men attack me and my brother? Where is he? I won't speak with you until I've seen him! Interviewer: I can't let you see your brother right now, but he is safe. I uh- I've spoken to him myself. SCP-9018-B: And how can I trust you? You… Interviewer: You'll have to trust me. If you answer my questions, we should be able to reunite you both. SCP-9018-B: Very well. I am Ingo. I am a Subway Boss, alongside my brother. We run the trains you've been- Or, well, those men have been spying on. Your group refuses to let us alone, you know? We're not doing anything wrong. Interviewer: I- I can understand that, but- Well, we don't know exactly what you're doing anyway. How does your train system even work? SCP-9018-B: Simple; trains go places. People wish to go places. We take people where they wish to go- And make a few stops along the way. If you like, you may ride our trains too- In spite of the abhorrent way your… company have treated us. Interviewer: Again, I'm sorry about that- SCP-9018-B: Would you like to ride our train? I'm quite sure you would find it lovely. Interviewer: I'm quite alright, thank you- I'm more curious about your train, and the work you and your brother do. Where did you guys find your employees? SCP-9018-B: Our train is a train. I'm not quite sure how to explain it anymore than that. And… The work we do… Well, we keep the trains running on schedule, and going wherever people might want them to go. Our employees… I'm not sure why you would be interested in them. They, like us, work for the railway company. Interviewer: The Railway company? SCP-9018-B: Yes! They employ us. I'm certain the Company would not be happy if our schedule was delayed; Ergo, you should let me and my brother go. Interviewer: We'll get back to that. For now, can you tell me… Where do your passengers come from? SCP-9018-B: You should ride our train. The passengers we carry… They do love to tell their stories, and I'm certain you would find more answers talking to them than with us. Interviewer: [laugh.] I doubt they'd have anything to say to me. SCP-9018-B: You would be surprised. [End Log.] Closing Statement: [Recording Equipment shut off at this point, and researcher █████ requested the pair be released after concluding the interview. █████ was sent for a full medical and psychological examination following the events of whatever interview took place with SCP-9018-B. Researcher █████ was later provided with class-b amnesiacs per request.]
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Experiment Log 9018-Ex-101
D-Class Personnel Serial Number 247187, Name █████ █████- Subject 9018-001. Sent into SCP-9018 to ascertain anomalous properties of SCP-9018. Subject 9018-001 is guided by Dr. Martin. [Note of Interest: Subject 9018-001's criminal record was subject to particular scrutiny. Subject 9018-001 refused association or responsibility for all criminal activity that resulted in their subsequent life sentencing. Subject 9018-001 was particularly interested in redeeming themselves and removing their resultant record.] Subject 9018-001 enters SCP-9018. Subject 9018-001 remarks on the "cleanliness" of the station and how they did not expect to see such a station down here. Subject 9018-001 is instructed to purchase a ticket from the ticket booth. Subject 9018-001 does so. Subject 9018-001 engages in conversation with an instance of SCP-9018-A. SCP-9018-A appears to be aware of Subject 9018-001's criminal record. SCP-9018-A expresses pity and offers Subject 9018-001 a "special ticket" and rate. Despite orders not to, Subject 9018-001 agrees after viewing SCP-9018-A's map (not available from recorded footage) Upon purchase of the ticket, Dr. Martin insisted that Subject 9018-001 exit SCP-9018 immediately. Subject 9018-001 at this point became an instance of SCP-9018-P, and refused. Subject 9018-001 proceeds to wait for their train to arrive. Ticket information is displayed to their personal camera. [Boarding Station: [REDACTED] Destination: [REDACTED]] After approximately eight minutes and thirty-two seconds, a train rolls into station. Subject 9018-001 asks if they have permission to board, and begins walking towards the train before receiving Dr. Martin's Approval.
SCP-9018-W greets 9018-001 at the door of the train. SCP-9018-W expresses interest in Subject 9018-001's physical appearance. SCP-9018-W is joined by SCP-9018-B. 9018-B also remarks on the acceptability of their appearance. Both instances take hold of Subject 9018-001's ticket and begin conversing with Subject 9018-001 on the subject of their criminal record and subsequent service to the SCP Foundation. Subject 9018-001 sits down in a passenger cabin and SCP-9018-B leaves the cart, presumably to drive the train. SCP-9018-W continues conversing with Subject 9018-001. SCP-9018-W reveals [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] to Subject 9018-001, causing the subject to enter a slight panic. SCP-9018-W offers Subject 9018-001 a position working for their "Railway Company." Subject 9018-001 is heard accepting after several seconds of silence. Dr. Martin is unable to communicate with Subject 9018-001 at this point. SCP-9018-W addresses Dr. Martin from Subject 9018-001's personal camera and microphone. SCP-9018-W informs Dr. Martin that they will be "keeping" Subject 9018-001 for the "foreseeable future." At this point, communication with Subject 9018-001 ceases. Subject 9018-001 has not been recovered to date, nor seen among the passengers of SCP-9018. [End Log.]
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cielcreations · 2 months
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SCP-F10W3R5
Item #: SCP-F10W3R5
Site: 3M91R35
Object Class: Euclid Safe [ See Addendum SCP-F10W3R5-2 ]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-F10W3R5 is to be given standard foundation living quarters as wall as appropriate meals when asked. SCP-F10W3R5 is allowed in commonplace areas as well as allowed to freely roam on the Safe Sites of the foundations. He is not permitted near the Euclid Sites and especially not permitted near the Keter Sites. There is no need for special containment procedures. Standard rules and regulations (he is to be given no weapons, no information, etc) apply. 
Addendum SCP-F10W3R5-1: SCP-F10W3R5 is allowed outside in the garden when asked. He is not to be kept away from the garden unless the foundation is performing a test outside. At least two members of staff are to be outside with him at all times. He is not allowed to leave the garden area.
SCP-F10W3R5 often request items for his garden. Requests are to be approved by Site Directors.
List of Approved Requested Items:
Small Gardening Shovel
Watering Can
Pesticide (only to be given when outside with him, he is not to take it into his room)
Soil
Gloves
Hat
Overalls
Gardening Boots
Poppy Seeds
Lilac Seeds
Sunflower Seeds
Watermelon Seeds
Pumpkin Seeds
Bluebell Seeds
Daffodil Seeds
Dahlia Seeds
List of Denied Requested Items:
Gardening Shovel
Garden Shears
Zipties
Description: SCP-F10W3R5 is a twenty eight (28) year old Caucasian man of Scottish decent, approximately one point eight (1.8) meters in height. He has cyan hair and blue eyes, usually holding a singular flower or flower crown in his ear. He wears a simple white shirt with a rainbow flag on it, a blue cardigan, black jeans, and white socks. He walks around in socks, only wearing his gardening boots when going outside.
SCP-F10W3R5 is a generally very pleasant and kind, happy to talk with foundation members and cooperate with staff. He doesn't seem to mind the foundation, nor does he seem to care about the questions we ask, so long as we allow him the ability to garden. He answers as honestly as he can, only refusing if he doesn't know or uncomfortable with what is being asked.
SCP-F10W3RS has the ability to turn anything into different types of flowers. He is able to turn both living and nonliving items into flowers, but seems unable to control the types of flowers the items are turned into. Testing upon the flowers show that they have the same DNA as whatever flower they were turned into, showing no signs of being anything else.
Addendum SCP-F10W3R5-2: SCP-F10W3R5 used to be considered Euclid, due to his power of being able to make anything, including humans, into flowers. However, he has proven to be able to control said power and expressed he would no longer destroy foundation property or hurt foundation staff/D-Class personnel, so long as he is able to have a garden. He was given a test period and has proven to be Safe, as he has had no more incidents.
[ Interview Log ]
EXAMINER NOTES:  This log was taken predating SCP-F10W3R5's change from Euclid to Safe class. This was taken after an incident of SCP-F10W3R5 destroying his bedroom wall in order to get outside before being caught and put in a solitary confinement cell.
Date: 20XX/04/23
Interviewer: Dr. Winson
Interviewee: SCP-F10W3R5
[ BEGIN LOG ]
Dr. Winson: SCP-F10W3R5-
SCP-F10W3R5: [Irritated] My name is Scott.
Dr. Winson: SCP-F10W3R5, you harmed two members of staff-
SCP-F10W3R5: I didn't mean to! It was an accident, I just wanted to get outside!
Dr. Winson: You are not permitted outside.
SCP-F10W3R5: And why not?! I don't do anything but sit inside all day! I see Scar and Jellie walking around all the time, they're allowed to freely roam, why can't I?!
Dr. Winson: You've... seen SCP-5C4R?
SCP-F10W3R5: Of course I have! Scar and I are friends! Ugh, whatever, that's not my point! My powers are completely harmless!
Dr. Winson: That's not entirely true-
SCP-F10W3R5: [Annoyed] Ugh, if you want to be all technical, then I guess yeah, technically, I can turn humans into flowers. But I don't because I don't want to hurt anyone. I literally just want to have a garden. Is that so much to ask?!
Dr. Winson: Unfortunately, yes it is-
[ Note: At this point, SCP-F10W3R5 had jumped across the table and placed his hand on Dr. Winson's chest, a clear threat of his ability. Armed members of staff had come into the room, but SCP-F10W3R5 did not budge. ]
SCP-F10W3R5: Okay, I'm done being nice. I can turn literally anything into bouquets. I could single-handedly destroy this entire foundation. So, unless you want me to release everyone in this building and turn everyone into bunches of flowers, I demand to be allowed outside and allowed to grow a garden. That is literally all I want.
Dr. Winson: [Pauses] I will... talk to O-5 to get it approved.
SCP-F10W3R5: [Removes himself from Dr. Winson] [Smiles] Thank you! I expect to hear back from you soon!
[ END LOG ]
Conclusion: Dr. Winson put in a request to O-5, detailing the severity. O-5 approved it under the conditions that SCP-F10W3R5 is heavily monitored. He was given the permission to grow a garden and, over time, his restrictions were lessened until he was reclassified as Safe.
No more incidents have occured.
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morayofsunshine · 27 days
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SCP-3R461
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3R461 is under recon throughout cyberspace by a Foundation-trained algorithm. One C-class is instructed to manually search for SCP-3R461 each year, on April 1st. All appearances of SCP-3R461, and its instances, mentions, or references therein and throughout, are to be terminated from any servers on which they appear. Any civilians or untrained personnel who have viewed instances of SCP-3R461 are to be delivered a standard amnestic.
Description: SCP-3R461 is a YouTube channel first created on April 1st, 2015, under the name "DanAndPhilCRAFTS." This channel, when it appears, currently hosts four videos (as of April 1st, 2024). When the channel, or any of its videos (SCP-3R461-A, -B, -C, and -D, relative to original upload date) are terminated according to Foundation protocol, they appear again the next year on April 1st. Individuals who view an instance of SCP-3R461 without proper antimemetic training will experience the following progression of symptoms:
Uncontrollable excitability when exposed to the activity depicted in the corresponding instance.
Repetition of a memetic phrase that corresponds to the instance viewed. This phrase, when heard or read by other individuals, will cause these individuals in turn to begin this progression of symptoms.
Identification as a "craftie" and obsession with finding and viewing any instance of SCP-3R461 again.
Departure from current life and peers. Individuals who have departed in this way have often been later found wandering through nearby wooded areas in proximity to reports of arson or animal sacrifice.
Individuals have been observed to make a full recovery after having been delivered the amnestics noted above.
SCP-3R461 first appeared simultaneously with instance SCP-3R461-A.
Addendum: 04/01/2016: SCP-3R461 has appeared on its source server again, with its second instance SCP-3R461-B.
Addendum: 04/01/2017: SCP-3R461 has made another appearance, with its third instance SCP-3R461-C. Contents of this instance imply that it will be the final new instance of SCP-3R461.
Addendum: 04/01/2018: SCP-3R461 has made an appearance, but has only included three instances, with no new ones having been uploaded. It has been conjectured that SCP-3R461 will continue to make appearances after its termination on April 1st of each year, with or without a new instance. This page will now only be updated with a break in this pattern or a newly uploaded instance.
Addendum: 04/01/2024: SCP-3R461 has made an appearance with a fourth instance, SCP-3R461-D. This instance begins with a notice from the United Kingdom Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) warning of events unknown to the Foundation or the GCHQ of this dimension, which indicates that SCP-3R461 and its instances are likely extradimensional entities. Individuals viewing this instance now repeat five memetic phrases, as well as a memetic title, sourced from all four instances. They have also been observed to seek out demonic entities shortly before reaching Symptom 4.
[LEVEL-3 ACCESS AND PROOF OF ANTI-MEMETIC TRAINING REQUIRED]
Document #3R461-A: Archival footage of SCP-3R461-A.
Document #3R461-B: Archival footage of SCP-3R461-B.
Document #3R461-C: Archival footage of SCP-3R461-C.
Document #3R461-D: Archival footage of SCP-3R461-D.
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aroace-wizard · 4 months
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Intro post
(I made it in the style of an scp article because @skyethesapphicwolfwizard gave me the idea to make one but this version is updated)
Item #: SCP-000
Object Class: Apollyon
Codename: Artemis
Description: SCP-000, codenamed Artemis, is a reality-bending entity with a tall, lanky, humanoid form featuring distinctive physical features including purple hair, green eyes, and tattoos resembling eye outlines covering its body. The tattoos pulsate when SCP-000 speaks. Artemis seems to be between 7 and 8 feet tall. They typically adorn in a black jacket displaying an accurate hourglass that corresponds to the current time. Notably, it consistently wears an obsidian crown, which, when attempts are made to remove it, results in the loss of D-Class personnel. When Artemis voluntarily removes the crown, black horns manifest in its place. However, it possesses a true form that manifests when SCP-000 chooses to reveal its god-like nature. In this form, Artemis undergoes several notable transformations: its eyes become a swirling mix of colors—green, red, blue, purple, and yellow—containing visible hourglasses; its hair transitions to a wine-red hue; the obsidian crown sharpens at its ends; fingers elongate into claws; and corruption appears on its arms, extending just beyond the elbows. Additionally, its teeth sharpen, and individuals with above-average hearing have reported hearing faint whispers emanating from SCP-000, leading to mental instability in those with weaker minds.
Discovery: SCP-000 was discovered during an exploration of the void, a dimension where it appears to be omnipotent. Its origin and the method of its arrival in our reality remain unknown. SCP-000 is self-proclaimed as the god of time, stories, and lies, as well as the lord of timelines, wielding near-omnipotent powers within its domain.
Anomalous Abilities:Temporal Manipulation: Artemis exhibits control over time, enabling it to manipulate temporal events. Lie Detection: SCP-000 possesses the ability to detect falsehoods and lies. Omnipotence in the Void: Within the void, Artemis showcases near-omnipotent capabilities.
Containment: Despite multiple attempts, SCP-000 is deemed impossible to contain. Efforts to restrict or limit its movements have proven futile, indicating a level of autonomy beyond Foundation control. Interaction with Artemis requires exceptional mental fortitude, and personnel should exercise extreme caution. Removal attempts of the obsidian crown result in the loss of D-Class personnel.
Effects on Interacting Entities: Physiological effects from interacting with SCP-000 are typically absent unless intentionally induced by Artemis. The entity exhibits multiple personalities, including Ace, Alex, Que, and Wren, and claims to hear voices in its head. In its true form, SCP-000 induces mental instability in individuals with weaker minds through faint, haunting whispers.
Origin: Artemis, originally an artificer, discovered a method to ascend to godhood and applied the process to itself. The details of this transformation remain unclear.
Additional Notes: SCP-000's true form reveals an additional layer of complexity to its anomalous nature, heightening the challenges posed by its interactions with reality. Further research into Artemis's origins and motivations is ongoing, with extreme caution advised for all personnel involved.
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jekyll-doodles · 1 year
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If it was one of the other lords who ran what would’ve happened? What would’ve the foundation think ?
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AUs in which it was one of the other lords that was exiled/escaped Alagadda. These are separate AUs. Acid effects described here. I can't go into Foundation Level Detail because I just don't have the mental stamina for that research.
Red - Euclid. Containment: Subject is kept in a room with basic furniture and a viewing window, along with some other enrichment items (some books, a radio, two wine glasses, and one instance of scp 3573.) Personnel are advised to wear protective gloves and goggles when entering and interacting directly with subject. Personnel should treat any flesh that comes into contact with subject's secretions immediately. Interviews are held once a week to maintain its friendly behavior. Behavior: Subject is extremely charismatic and social. It will willingly converse with any staff that give it attention, and is knowledgeable on many subjects related to arts and history. It has, however, given little in terms of information on its place of origin. It tends to flip between extreme homesickness or relief of having left. Researchers did learn that it seems to share an origin with scp 3573, even claiming them as having been a gift to him, hence their name (subject answers to "Rubedo" more pleasantly than to its designation number.) For its good behavior, subject is allowed to take a human host, outside of interviews, for it to enjoy its allotted enrichment items, and the occasional meal. Note: it seems subject is only able to drink alcoholic beverages, mostly preferring those produced by scp 3573. It fills one of its glasses with some of its host's blood before then pouring it into the bottle. Host privileges: occasional use of d-class to maintain its more cooperative behavior, mannequin usage otherwise. Its human hosts tend to last a few weeks before subject finds them to be "unusable". Warning: When interacting with subject, no flirtation of any kind is permitted. Subject reacts to romantic interest with aggressively obsessive behavior with little remorse. One researcher was found dead inside its containment, and when questioned, subjected remarked that "she'd suddenly started skipping out on our dates, so to make up for it, I merely requested she fill my wine bottle this time. Its only fair. And she was more than happy to oblige!"
Yellow - Keter. Containment: To be kept in a sealed case within its containment cell. Personnel are advised to wear hazmat suits when entering and handling subject. Armed guards must be used when transporting subject whether or not it has been granted a host. Any personnel showing signs of increased irritation or aggression must be escorted away from subject as quickly as possible. Any personnel that comes into direct contact with subject's secretions must be taken to the nearest infirmary and treated immediately. Cleaning of its containment cell must be carefully and quickly managed once a week. Behavior: Subject is highly aggressive, managing to calm to mild irritation when cooperating. Has given no information on its origin, only expressing that said place would burn without it. But nothing further. Any attempts to get more information ends in subject threatening and attacking the interviewer, and then trying to escape the facility. Subject has shown fighting compatibly, but no firearm training. As a reward for cooperation during interviews, and or refraining from taking human hosts, subject will be allowed longer time with its mannequin host and allowed access to either a violin, a cello, or a piano. Subject shows mastery over said instruments, but will inevitable be overcome with aggression and break them after approximately two hours. Host privileges: temporary mannequin usage only for interviews and as a reward for cooperation/good behavior.
White - Safe. Containment: To be kept in a sealed case within its containment cell. Personnel are required to wear safety gear and suit similar to those used when handling high quantities of liquid hydrogen, before entering its containment cell. Cleaning the cell is scheduled once every two weeks to manage the toxic "frost" produced by subject's secretions. Behavior: Subject's only recorded behavior was the single day it obtained and used a researcher as a host. It remained stoic during interviews and rarely moved unless ushered to. It gave little information of its origin, and expressed little interest in escaping the facility "yet.". When asked why it had taken a host, having shown no ability to previously, it remarked that it wished to let the foundation know to leave it undisturbed. After which, subject placed itself back into its case, leaving the body of their host to collapse and partly shatter on the floor. Subject has remained dormant since. Host privileges: None. Subject has expressed no further desire in taking a host nor communicating with the foundation.
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fluffybunnyworks · 7 months
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chapter 5 is coming!!!!
I finally got it done! It came out shorter than I'd like, but if I were to make it any longer, it would start including things I want to save for next chapter. Yes I could always write filler, but I hate doing that, so it's only 11 pages in google docs instead of my usual goal of 15.
I will be editing it and posting it here shortly!
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