#consider us married

[prince-of-red-lions]

OH MY GOSH HE HAS RIZZ.

#I’m reading a fanfic (as usual lmao) #and WOW #IF HE SAID THAT TO ME #CONSIDER US MARRIED #OHH MY GOSH #THIS KID 💀 #rambles from the ocean

[wazzi2ya]

After some time of dating, when Husk and Angel decide to get married (by Lucifer, as the closest thing to "holy" authority in Hell), the moment they exchange rings they can each feel the chains of their deals pulling and then breaking, freeing them from their contracts since, once married, their souls belong to each other.

(add on: inspired by this)

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #angelhusk #if we consider a timeline where they still haven't been freed of their contracts #btw who married lucifer and lilith? or did he do it himself. can he do that? lmao #marriage is still a christian sacrament so i imagine even in hell it hold more weight than a demonic contract #and i mean sinners can get married right? like is travis' wife from his time alive or did he marry down there #or does earth marriage end with death. 'till death do us part' and all #*Alastor frantically looking or someone to qpr marry him* #edit to add the piece of art that gave me the idea #go look at it <3

[celebrate-lesbianism]

It's okay to be boring actually. You aren't a court jester and your existence doesn't need to be spent entertaining people. Enjoy your own life.

#not necessarily a lesbian specific post but this is a response to how lesbians are treated on social media #sometimes I feel like people outside the lesbian community treat us like we're a bunch of circus clowns #and idk whenever I catch myself feeling this way I try to remember to focus on myself and my happiness #my daily reality of being a married lesbian is chill and probably what a lot of people would consider boring but I love it #boring is good and usually boring means safe #lesbian #thoughts #rambling #personal #mine #butch #butch lesbian #wlw #masc lesbian

[femmesandhoney]

tras trying to claim something is a human rights violation against trans people when it also affects every other citizen is so funny like...yeah we know you're human too but how is that specifically about trans people come on now 😭

#'we lack the right to abortions' no only females can experience that not just trans people #'we lack the right to marry' not even true #'we lack the right of bodily automony' children being denied medical transition bc its not proven to help them and lacks scientific backing #is not a human rights violation #'we lack the right to compete in sports' no you don't its just sex based #'we lack the right to education' again no you don't lmao and schools refusing to teach queer theory to children also isn't a human rights #violation #homophobic? more accurate considering the circumstances #again again again nothing is a human rights violation trans people have rights yall just wanna complain 😭 #the closest one that possibly could be considered is the ban on expression/clothing in some states that are in govt seshs rn #closest one that i could see harming many people and being a clear constitutional violation especially #that's it tho...and considering so many US trans people wanna claim theres a genocide going on...yeah sure

[wonder-worker]

Here’s the thing I need people to understand:

Even if we believe that the (entirely unproven and far too politically convenient) pre-contract story between Edward IV and Eleanor Talbot was true, it doesn’t actually matter. Even if it was hypothetically true, there was still no reason why Edward V – who was already King at that point and was referred to as such – couldn’t have been able to succeed his father regardless.

David Horspool (Richard's own historian) summarizes it better than I could, so I’m just quoting him here:

"[Richard also made] no allowance for any potential solution to the problem that might have re-legitimized Edward V and his siblings. These included securing a retrospective canonical or papal judgement of the invalidity of the pre-contract; an Act of Parliament legitimizing the children of Edward and Elizabeth Woodville’s marriage, as happened to Henry VIII’s variously tainted offspring; or even ignoring the issue and proceeding to the coronation of Edward V, which would legitimize him by making him the Lord’s anointed, and render allegations of his bastardy as newer versions of the old tittle-tattle about his father."

In short, even if Edward IV truly had a pre-contract with Eleanor Talbot, and even if all of his children with Elizabeth Woodville were supposedly illegitimate, it should by no means prevent Edward V from succeeding his father to the throne. If Richard truly wanted to support his nephew, he had a variety of useful and entirely workeable options to choose from. Instead, he officially declared his nieces and nephews (including a literal 3-year-old) illegitimate, kept Edward V and his even younger brother confined in the Tower of London, and declared himself King.

Why didn't Richard take these actions, all of which he would have been well aware of? As Horspool says simply: "that Richard took none of these courses was because he had no interest in doing so."

The ONLY conclusion we can come to based on Richard's actions is summarized most succinctly by A.J Pollard:

"The truth of the matter is that Richard III did not want Edward V to be legitimate because he did not want him to be king."

#r*chard iii #richard iii #my post #edward iv #princes in the tower #imo this is the main crux of the argument #it DOESN'T MATTER if the pre-contract story was actually true #even if it was true there was no actual reason why Edward V couldn't have been crowned regardless if Richard had truly wanted to support hi #sorry I saw something annoying on Twitter and wanted to rant #(I wasn't even searching for it lol it just popped up; it's very annoying) #I saw a bunch of people quoting John Ashdown-Hill (yeah that guy) on the fact that Eleanor chose to deed some of her property to her sister #Elizabeth Talbot during her lifetime rather than leave it to her in her will #and using this to argue that Eleanor considered herself married to Edward and as a married woman unfortunately could not bequeath real #property by will without her husband's consent #which is absolutely ridiculous considering the fact that #A MARRIED WOMAN ALSO COULD NOT DEED PROPERTY WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF HER HUSBAND #Eleanor choosing to deed property to her sister during her life proves that *she did not consider herself married to anyone at the time* #Which ... should be extremely significant and indicative! #and should in fact settle the argument once and for all #I don't know how Ricardians have somehow twisted it and claim the opposite #anyway im done ranting. bye

[autisticrosewilson]

JayGrant au where Grant, the newfound guardian of Respawn, is fighting for his life trying to raise a child but Jason "#1 mom" Todd has practically moved in with him within the week to help raise the kid.

And here's the thing right- Jason likes Grant. He's funny, and he's cute, and he's the only one who can even remotely keep up with him in a solid spar. He's the smartest idiot Jason's ever met. But even he was freaked out when he went to go pick up his favorite gym bro and a 12 year old with pure white hair and,,,, familiar green eyes opens the door instead.

He doesn't ask. Because he's a moron with a crush (and maybe a part of him still feels bad about focusing more on his revenge quest than helping Talia with Damian). So instead of asking any of the millions of, certainly valid, questions he offers to babysit.

And Respawn? He just adores Jason. Practically every other word out of the kids mouth is about how cool and funny Jason is, and when is Jason coming to visit, and when are you going to tell Jason that you love him-

Grant has had just about enough of Jason rushing to his apartment in the middle of the night because Respawn called him for something or other, homework he needs help on or a bad dream.

At first Grant is relieved that he's not completely on his own, then he's annoyed (and maybe a little jealous) that the kid has an obvious favorite, but eventually Grant starts seeing the benefits of all this. Like getting to eat Jason's food everyday and hearing Jason's laugh ring through every corner of the house and seeing Jason walk around the house in just sweatpants every morning-

Jason is... really starting to regret his decisions. Grant doesn't seem to like him and the worst part is that hasn't made Jason's silly little crush go away at all. Even though he knows it's a lost cause I mean, Respawn is already going through so many new changes and adjustments, having his brother/caregiver suddenly in a relationship wouldn't be fair.

(Respawn has a string board full of plans to get them together shoved under his bed, but it seems every time he's about to make progress there's a knock at the door or a bird hits the window or on one notable occassion Grant's mom showed up. Apparently she was called although no one knows by who. he's going to have to call... reinforcements if things don't start looking up soon)

#dc #jason todd #grant wilson dc #jaygrant #Respawn #Cricket #the reinforcements are Damian and Rose #initially at least #somehow during all of this Adeline and Talia get and well...any attempts possibly being made by Dick and Slade put down promptly #Joey and Steph both get 1246906532 phone calls a week from Grant and Jason respectively as they lose their minds #Joey is like have you considered maybe you're just into men and Grant is like Joey that's ridiculous try again #and Steph is like literally just use your words and tell him you like him you freak #and Jason is like oh my GOD steph you don't get it he's out of my league and he hates me and he could never like me back and he has a kid #(Gotham press already thinks they're married wdym James Head and Grant Kane got hitched and have a kid it's EVERYWHERE)

[cangrellesteponme]

btw all my gay shit this month:

#i have a favourite. i'm not saying which one it is. #anyway my other options included genderqueer alois and trans lau #i also considered asexual ran mao for a minute #(btw yes i only use characters i like and labels i identify with) #(if i didn't i would just do gay claude and lesbian hannah because that's both true and hilarious. married against both of their wills) #(but i'm a proud claude hater and i... am not a lesbian) #(i was going to say 'and i like men' but. let's just say i'm a non-practicing man lover. non-practicing lover in general really) #kuroshitsuji

[theladystrikesagain]

#inspired by some recent film watches #namely #killers of the flower moon #the boy and the heron #my sister and I were talking about this after watching the boy and the heron #bc throughout the whole movie neither of us could quite get over the fact that Mahito’s dad married his mother’s sister #and this isn’t really questioned in the film aside from Mahito noting that his aunt looks almost identical to his mother #we both came to the conclusion that we would pull a Conjuring on each other #(not that we would ever do something we consider so dastardly) #anyway I am genuinely interested #I want to know how different cultures view this #maybe some people view it as beautiful because family ties are maintained & new stepmom will also love the children of her sister #polls

[waugh-bao]

Mick cooling off during a show (2003)

#I understand that he’s moving around a ton and under hot lights #he’s going to need to cool off somehow #that’s totally rational #and he often uses that as an excuse to flash the audience a little #which makes sense considering the band #and him individually #but #half the time he uses this as an excuse to put on a show for Charlie #like he keeps his abs visible until he’s 100% Charlie is looking #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #old married band #mick jagger #ronnie wood #gifset #gif set

[elmleif]

Cillian's very depressed, very bisexual little brother.

#we'll see him v soon!!! #look i just wanted someone to come use the stay over feature but no one in their life makes sense needing to stay over ok #and oops i'm already very very attached to him #he left henford as a teen bc he wanted to live in the city and explore his sexuality #considering the only other gay men in henford are 60 and married to each other #postcard legacy challenge #postcard legacy #legacy extras #rowan hammond #ts4 screenshots #simmer #simblr

[spoopieere]

Preston going to work everyday with his ex literally being his boss, thinking how stupid and pathetic he used to hope his relationship with Jesse would “last forever” when he was 21 years old:

Context in tags ig

#context for my delusions: #slasher #slashers #chromeskull #laid to rest #jesse cromeans #preston laid to rest #Preston #Preston and Jesse used to be friends with benefits #they lived together and had their moments but their relationship was never stated as romantic nor were they considered dating. #Jesse wanted it to be physical. Preston wanted more and thought Jesse liked him. #Jesse grew jealous of Preston’s achievements somewhere along the way and his big ego turned it into hatred- cue start dating other people #but never mentioned anything to Preston. All the while still sleeps with Preston #Jesse offered Pres to be his second in command bc its another way to control him- Pres accepted but starts to notice the rift between them #Their relationship started to fizzle out- Pres tried to save it. Jesse let’s it happen. #Jesse announced he was getting married. Pres reluctantly accepted defeat. End of relationship. #Preston now stuck in a job that he barely wants-his ex is literally his boss that he still pines for-Jesse ignores their history on purpose #:3 #As short as this can be teehee

[thenugking]

in my ongoing quest to actually give my OCs surnames Eiryn Baldursgate is now Eiryn Dale.

I don't think Lee had a surname back at the temple of Bhaal and if they did, they don't feel comfortable using it now so I am stuck between two options for my new tag for them, input appreciated

#might not uphold the results of the poll if we get a really good argument for either #things to consider: will Lee actually wait to officially be married to wyll before using his surname? #is lae'zel even willing to let Lee use her creche despite never even having been to creche k'liir? #is she swayed by puppydog eyes and Lee begging for them to be Family? #does astarion even Use ancunin anymore? does he even *Rememeber* ancunin anymore??? #did he Also start using Ravengard when Lee did? (again a while before actually marrying wyll) #or did astarion stop using ancunin and then lee snatched his old surname up and added it to her Collection? #and the most important question #how frustrated will i get typing out lee ravengard cliffgate ancunin dekarios hallowleaf k'liir all the time #marsh ocs #baldur's gate 3 #Lee Ravengard Cliffgate Ancunin Dekarios Hallowleaf K'liir

[criptochecca]

“Why do you care about incest ships set in ancient greece? Incest was okay back then!” So theres this whole tragedy, I don’t know if you’ve heard about it. It’s not really that famous or anything but basically this woman hangs herself when she discovers she accidentally slept with the son and the son blinds himself right after! And then he goes to wander the land while the sons he had with his mother kill each others!

#just say certain relationships we consider incest werent considered a ssuch back then #or that the gods were above mortal laws or whatever #but dont say incest was okay in ancient greece lmao #and people who use misogynist laws and greek nationalists marrying in the family to mantain the bloodline #as excuse for their incest ship is never not gonna be hilarious

[justafriendofxanders]

do you like Xander/Andrew? (if you do I have a really specific idea I love and fuck it lets share: one of those AU’s where your soulmates name appears on you one letter at a time over your life. Anyway Xander’s letters say ‘A’ and then ‘An’. It’s only on the day of his wedding he gets his third letter. ‘And’. So turns out Anya ISNT his soulmate and he does his whole canon running away breakdown thing)

Anon I am HONORED to be the person you think of when you think of Xander/Andrew. I hope to bear my title as the number one defender of mediocre Buffy men (affectionate) with the same humility and grace I've conducted myself with thus far. Unfortunately this is not my ship, but I like that it seems very in-character for Xander's (and Andrew's) love life to unfold in a dramedy of errors. I assume this also involves an absolute fucking crisis on Xander's part in s1 when Angel shows up.

#also obsessed with the implications this has for the rest of the world #how would willow react? what's on her hand? how does the impossibility of their romance factor into their relationship? #is angel on buffy's hand? how many letters? a = (it's him alexander omg) #an = (well maybe your soulmate is someone with the SAME letters has anyone considered that) #then angel shows up and it's 'oh no' and then anya shows up 'whew' and then the 3rd letter shows up as andrew looms wetly in the basement #do other people get married to their non-soulmates? is xander uniquely obsessed with this because of his insecurity that unless #he's not married to his 'soulmate' he'll somehow inevitably let them down? #does he use this as ammunition whenever he has a critique of one of his friend's love interests? that they're not each other's 'soulmates'? #are his PARENTS soulmates? #much to think about. i support your andrander aspirations anon #ask #btvs #xander harris #sure why not

[sharky857]

Been suffering from incidental "Stardew Valley Elliott Brainrot™" since a few days thanks to Tumblr, and today I remembered good ol' "Disney Prince Maker" on Doll Divine site (managed to salvage it on my PC along with another bunch of dollmaker/dressup games before Adobe Flash would be "unalived").

In case you're wondering how hard the Brainrot struck: this pic here has been obtained 98% by memory alone. 😅

#stardew elliott #stardew valley #elliott stardew valley #sdv #sdv elliott #doll divine #(idk which tags to use I'm just dumping a ''most relatable'' bunch here) #my one and only weakness: men with long & luscious hair #I'm also considering buying the game. One day & despite romancing + marrying seem to be one of the core points #thank goodness for some cc who come up with 100% aroace modding 👀 #(you guys are my MVPs 💖)

[dormiloncito]

skyrim is so fucking funny

#the corpses of those you have failed to protect falling thru the ceiling. on your WEDDING DAY. #i can get married now but i nust be responsible i only own one home and lydia lives there already i need a new one #i am considering buying the house in solitude but dear god 25k... (<- has the money but just barely 😆) #i must wait. til i get that house #also i have no idea what i'm doing i just fuck around and postpone the main quest. idgaf if the dragons are upon us i must explore first #i am considering marrying scouts-many-marshes. if not i will just. mod the game and marry teldryn XDXDD #gahhh #anyway. i must go now :p