can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.
Y/N hadn't been trying to seduce Archie and Reggie. He had been trying to be a good friend to Reggie, who, had never experienced a true Halloween before. They decided to show Reggie a true Halloween experience. Trick or treating. Howling in a cemetery. And necking in a haunted house. That last one made Y/N blush with heat as he had been having these lustful daydreams of kissing both Archie and Reggie, taking off their sweaty and grease covered shirts as they—
He shook his head of those thoughts and got ready as Archie, Reggie, and Dilton Doiley were waiting for him and Betty to come downstairs so they could go trick or treating. Y/N blushed as he put on his black slacks and dance shoes before he put on the black overalls over his shirtless body. He fixed his white bow tie and put the small bolder hat on his head and stared at his reflection in the mirror. Courtesy of Veronica Lodge, Y/N was a male burlesque, or boylesque.
Y/N knocked on Betty's door. "Betty? Are you almost ready?"
"Yeah, just let me put on my lipstick."
A few minutes later, Betty came out of her room dressed like Goldilocks. "So? How do I look?"
"Amazing, sis." Y/N said.
"Thank you. I'm sure those boys will have an orgasmic meltdown when we go downstairs." Betty giggled.
Y/N blushed and laughed too.
Archie, Dilton, and Reggie were watching their parents on TV as they came down the stairs and they all had shocked looks on their faces. Betty gave them a teasing smile. "Well, boys? What do you think? How do we look?"
Archie and Reggie got up with goofy grins and stammered out a response. "Wow, geeze whiz, Betty, you look... Tremendous."
"Ring the bell, I'm knocked out." Reggie said.
Betty giggled softly. "Thank you."
"Who are you supposed to be?" Dilton asked Betty.
"Goldilocks." Y/N said. "And I'm a male burlesque."
Archie and Reggie looked at him and they gulped at his smooth and naked skin. The small bowtie didn't help them either. "Wow, Y/N, you're... You're..." Archie began.
"You're smokin." Reggie grinned.
"Forget that. He's hot." Dilton said.
Y/N blushed. "Thanks. Shall we? Mr. Buck Rogers and One-Eyed Jack?" He walked towards the door and bent down to grab his jacket and gave Archie and Reggie a teaser.
Your art is gorgeous I found you through your Riverdale masterpieces and am currently obsessed with your DC creations and I won't lie a little bit enamoured with your Talia! I'm would love for you to draw Betty / Veronica to mirror your Archie/ jughead or Jason todd / Roy Harper. Hope one of those tickets your fancy and thank you for the joy you have given me today. 🖤💜💚💜🖤
that is so insanely sweet of you to say! thank you so much omg 🥹🥹🥹 i did end up starting a betty/veronica 50s piece that i never finished (rip), but since riverdale ends tonight 💔 i thought i’d show you! (ps i cant believe they made beronica a real thing 😈💘✨💜 a win for feminism)