#critical rambles

[jumanjiicostco]

ASHTON NOT ONLY LETTING ORYM PUT HIS HAND ON THEM BUT ALSO GUIDING IT TO THEIR ARM MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

#critical rambles #critical role #cr spoilers #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore

[halemerry]

Hey everyone what's your favorite mug look like?

#i feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their mug preferences #mines yellow and says 'go get em' with a picture of a tiger underneath it #critically its handle has enough space for my whole hand inside of it #rambles

[sketchlm]

Watching both Critical Role and Dimension 20 you can really see the differences between Brennan and his players versus Matt Mercer and his players, because whenever Matt does something fucked up they just sit forlornly like 🥺 and then Matt also looks back at them like 🥺

but whenever Brennan does something fucked up they'll call him every insult imaginable and he'll own it completely and straight up say some shit like 'gonna kill that dog 😜' without a hint of fear or hesitation

#dimension 20 #d20 #critical role #cr #rambling tag #calamity was the best of both worlds 🥺 and 😜 energy from all sides

[piratespencil]

I’m obsessed with the way Laudna says, “Here Ashton, I made you a doll, because you’re a child.” The way those words are so cutting, so derisive.

But then Ashton says, “Thank you. I love it. I’ve never had a doll.” Completely genuine.

And Laudna smiles, and Laudna says, “I love children.”

And even though she was angry, so angry, so angry she thought she might kill Ashton when she saw him. She still made him a doll. And he loves it. And they have such a beautiful conversation.

There’s just something about how that conversation could have been so cold, so angry, but it wasn’t, and I’m obsessed with it.

#i’m just rambling but!! that whole conversation gave me chills honestly #critical role #cr3 #c3e78 #cr spoilers #kk talks about stuff #kk watches cr3 #ashton greymoore #laudna

[veetowervaporwave]

I love it when a shot is composed in a way that it looks as if Vox has hearts floating above his head when he's looking at Val.

It's as if the universe is trying to tell us something.

#he's down bad. critical condition. #(for legal reasons this post is partially a joke) #staticmoth #voxval #hazbin hotel #vox #valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #.ramblings

[revengebian]

when women claim men don't have the same emotional capacity as us, i think it's untrue and more importantly letting them off easy. throughout history men have written insightful poems and novels on the human experience or on how "love conquers all", but digging deeper reveals they were still sexist assholes--men definitely have the same emotional intelligence as women (we're in the same species so obviously) but they simply teach themselves that women are the ones who aren't deserving of their empathy. this is why "nice guys" and the men you know are still as dangerous as the strangers you don't know; it has nothing to do with their moral compasses. it's just that no matter how virtuous they are, that virtue is more often than not entirely closed off to women.

#sorry for the man hating rambles #chirping text #radblr #radical feminism #radical feminists do interact #radical feminist safe #radical feminist #gender critical #radical feminist community #gender criticism #radical feminists do touch #sexism #male violence #misandry

[elzorton]

When you're chilling in the tiki bar and the idiots you're gonna send to the moon gives the nightmare-cautionary-children's-tale a nuke.

#critical role #critical role fanart #cr spoilers #c3e79 #allura vysoren #my art #gonna ramble in the tags again #she got her adventuring pants on! and rolled up her sleeves. she aint fucking around #i tried to be more decisive in my shading #still feel like i have to work on values and things like that #over all kinda happy with it

[sldlovescartoons]

I just want to take a few minutes to ramble about the inherent hilarity of Caleb Widogast becoming a professor as a level 17 wizard.

Caleb became a professor after turning down becoming an Archmage and deciding that TIME TRAVEL wasn’t for him. While that is all very in character, it’s also crazy as all hell and just very funny to me. Cause like, most of the professors there? Probably around level 8-10. Maybe one or two level 11 or 12, excluding the Headmaster because Archmage.

Level 17-20 is you are a legendary hero, pretty much a Demi-god. Once a character reaches level twenty they only way they can get more powerful is if they start developing legendary resistances and lair actions like Goddamn dungeon boss or bbeg. And Caleb is just. Teaching, and fiddling with the highest level magics and digging out evil on the side. And like, this sort of thing is all true of all the M9, and it’s funny for all of them, it’s just funniest with Caleb to me.

Just- Caleb apologizing to his class for missing a few days, he was dealing with something. Dealing with something being he and Beau were in some epic battle with an evil wizard or something. It’s his go to excuse when he gets caught up in business with Beau or has a high magic accident. “I was dealing with something” could be as simple as the normal he was moving, some friends got married, to he physically fighting corruption, he accidentally trapped himself in a demiplane for 24 hrs while he was trying to figure that spell, ect.

Caleb, chatting with other professors

Random Professor: I finally got Telekinesis working properly. Math isn’t my strongest suit, I got forcefully flung into the ceiling so many times before I figured the equation out with my notations.

Caleb, who has fought Demi-gods, dragons, and can teleport long distance a few times a day if he wants: Ja, I hear that. It’s fun to use for pranks, though.

RP: ???

If a bright wizard of the far future tried to dig into the legendary Wizard Caleb Widogast, after like finding an artifact or scroll Old Man Caleb made or something, they’d have such a weird time. The source of this powerful Magics they found and he was just a dude. He was rumored to have a harem of male lovers (just Essek in his many disguises), he taught transmutation, there is cat imagery all over his stuff, every portrait they find of him has like 12 dicks hidden in it. What the hell?

I just- it’s just really funny to me.

#critical role #the mighty nein #caleb widogast #ramble

[ladykeyleth]

I'm sorry, but their reactions to Otohan showing up out of the blue are too FUNNY.

Top table SCREAMING their heads off and Sam's just going "👀 I have one (1) spell slot left."

Meanwhile, bottom table has just abruptly given up on life and Liam straight up nope'd tf out of there.

Life footage of Liam:

And Taliesin, bless his heart, being the Most Relatable:

#RIP to them but I was laughing so hard #critical role #mal rambles

[takethistoyourstardust]

every wound can be forgotten in the right light…

patrick stump tweet from 10/10/2015 || 6/30/2023 tourdust show || 3/1/2024 2ourdust show || 3/16/2024 2ourdust show || 3/26/2024 2ourdust show || 3/30/2024 2ourdust show || 4/2/2024 2ourdust show || patrick stump's in-ear monitors with the soul punk logo 3/30/2024 || spotlight (oh nostalgia) lyrics

#the Mage rambles #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #soul punk #sp era #fababoi #I AM CAUSING CRITICAL DAMAGE TO MYSELF!!!!!!!

[jumanjiicostco]

I’m finally watching EXU: Calamity (I avoided it earlier due to mental health stuff) and all I can say is that this corner is going to be such a mood through this game. I’m like 15 minutes in and I’m already convinced. 

#exu calamity #critical role #aabria iyengar #travis willingham #critical rambles

[gorgynei]

BAHAHA fearne steals from ashton not once but TWICE during the intro!!!

#critical role #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #cr spoilers #ramblings

[leafspiritz]

i have this pet headcanon that imogen actually inherited relvin’s eyes (but tinted by the moon). and when liliana looks at her she’s seeing a little bit of both the people she left behind 🌙

#i forgot to post this here #but i drew this before this week’s ep and then lo and behold #my fav nuanced mother figure returned from the war #next time we will get her in the flesh trust me #also this one is dedicated to jack who puts up with all my liliana ramblings. jacky if u see this ur the best #imogen temult #liliana temult #relvin temult #critical role #cr #critical role fanart #campaign 3 #laura bailey #cr c3 #d&d #bells hells #fanart #digital art #procreate

[sea-buns]

SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar

#aabria interacting with my posts are precious gifts that i hold close to my heart #but also she walks amongst us down here #i could not begin to fathom the depths of horrors that she has witnessed #but SAM. thats wild. #also hilarious given the post. man is stressing HARD lmao #every once in a while i scroll through the meme accs on insta cuz yall are what got me to get back on tumblr #so i like to see how things are going. its always a good time #criticalrolememes <3 #critical role #sam riegel #the sam riegal tag was made to make me doubt myself every goddamn time #sea rambles

[eyes-of-nine]

while canonically impossible I love the idea of gale and caleb being neighbors

#IMAGINE THE NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP #plsss do you see my vision #caleb widogast #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #critical role #cr #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #essek thelyss #bloodweave #shadowgast #the mighty nein #wyatt rambles

[saintdollyparton]

Laughing my ass off at someone in the Twitch chat who said, "So great to finally see a sisterly connection in the campaign" mere SECONDS before Imogen and Laudna kissed.

#critical role #cr spoilers #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #randa rambles