#cursed facts

[dougielombax]

President John F. Kennedy was assassinated on this day sixty years ago.

The very same day that C. S. Lewis died.

Looks like poor old Jack (as Tolkien nicknamed him) got upstaged. Even in death.

And the very day after it happened was the broadcast of the first episode of Doctor Who. An Unearthly Child.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #jfk #assassination #cs lewis #narnia #jrr tolkien #tangentially #doctor who #anniversary #cursed history #cursed facts #facts #trivia #history #literature #politics #political crap #john f kennedy

[moonlight-alphafemale]

Be pregnant in MHA must be terrifying...

"So doctor, is it a boy or a girl?"

Surprise bitch, it's a block of concrete—

#omg 😭😭😭 #willow yelling #mha #my hero academia #cursed facts #cursed memes #cursed headcanons #cursed #cementoss

[scribe-cas]

You can't just drop that you have an absolutely unhinged fact and not share it. So give up the weird fact, do eet.

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EVERY WRITER HAS AT LEAST ONE. THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

Okay fine I will give in

Okay, so.

I think my weirdest fact, just off the top of my head-

Has to be probably that the wendigo species lactates regularly. Like, with no prompting, pregnant or not. A tie between that and the fact that angels do not have genitalia, but instead, a small star system between their legs.

The wendigo one is weirder so that’s the one I’ll elaborate on.

Okay so

The reason for this is because at one point, some of the species were not given the option to go out and hunt fully grown humans. They were aggressive, harder to catch, and more willing to burn things down to be rid of any monsters.

However, murdering a child (while usually considered bad form anyways) while far easier to do, because you could simply go in, pick up this barely sentient being, and then get rid of it as long as it didn’t start screaming, didn’t provide them with nearly enough food to last off of, and the entire species of demon was slowly dwindling and dying out because of that.

So certain wendigos (there’s not a defining factor yet, although I’m thinking it’s those who were afab?) just somewhat regularly produce milk, because evolution’s solution to this was:

If you can’t kill the adults, but the children don’t give you enough meat-

Steal away a child, and then raise it to become an adult.

They, as wendigos, could essentially raise us like livestock.

And for a while, that was exactly what they did. Like as a species, collectively.

Now, things are a little different, as while we do have much more advanced weapons, we aren’t exactly using fire to light our homes and we definitely aren’t going to throw a lantern into one of our massive industrial sized buildings, because god forbid we have to build that shit again- we just won’t do it, we’ll go get a gun or something. Therefore, adults have become easier to hunt again, especially what with all of the cameras and gadgets that we now use to watch our children with- we have baby cams and the doorbells that let us see what’s at our door and household security systems- it is way easier to run face first into a car and just have an adult go missing than it is to actively scrounge up a child unless they’ve got particularly neglectful parents.

But, the milk gene never went away or dwindled off. It usually stays somewhat out of the way, but often flares up when a wendigo is under times of duress and stress.

Wendigo milk, designed to produce humans good for food, is actually massively full of nutritional value, increases our capacity to build muscle mass, assists our digestive system, and usually tastes vaguely sweet to encourage drinking. (Although the flavor from wendigo to wendigo is different, it’s really neat)

Most wendigos don’t struggle with this as much, but the more time you spend on earth/around humans, the more actively their systems think they need it. Usually, this isn’t an issue- but for some demons who choose to spend the majority of their time on earth, it can get uncomfortable if there’s no pressure release, but usually a nursing pump does the trick to minimize discomfort. You just then have. Milk lying around

This, shockingly enough, ties into multiple plot points of mine- none of which are important to the main story, technically? It doesn’t change anything drastically other than kinda one main detail and then a few background details. But I think its funny because it’s essentially an Easter egg for my friends and I, because all of them know this fact from when I was originally working on the series.

Anyways if you’d like more elaboration I am happy to give it, but for now I will put a cap on my rambling so that you can digest this unhinged mess first. /lh

Hopefully you don’t hate me for this, if you do, I’m sorry LMFAO I know my characters to a near uncomfortable level

#castalk #bists #blood is sweeter than silence #coutalk #cursed facts #cursed #disaster storyline #i love Just absolutely awful facts that no one has any business knowing #this is all subtext in the actual book but this fact comes into play multiple times #so not only does this exist but i am going to make my readers acknowledge it #on the upside none of them will be afraid to ask me weird questions because i am the strangest out of all of us

[crazywolf828]

May I please request some more weird and or disturbing animal facts?

Hm. Yeah sure, but you only get one this time.

Pretty much every historical sighting of a 'sea monster' was actually a whale showing off it's erection and people freaking out about it. Yeah. It gets funnier though, sailors would spend months at sea to come home and brag about encounters with 'giant writhing sea serpents'. There was this one dude, Hans Egede who described it as dreadful, terribly big, and wrinkled and rough. Yeah. And since pacific gray whales and north Atlantic gray whales can pack nearly seven feet, it's not hard to see how a whale could pass as a sea monster.

Have fun with that one.

#i hope you enjoy the cursed content #i decided not to supply pictures this time mostly because i dont want to save those on my phone :) #btw my knowelge is a curse #honestly just assume any animal penis is weird and messed up somehow because trust me it is #wait... is nessie just a whale exposing itself? #do whales live there? #i feel like i dont know enough about that area #what is it Ireland? #i actually dont know #god its been ages since i thought about the loch Ness monster #not sunce like that one scooby doo movie #don't mind me #answered #ask #anon #facts #my facts #myths #oceans #cursed facts #whales #sea serpent #sea monster

[ghostsquid666]

A weird fact for you

The Pacu fish has human teeth.

Ok bye-

#Pacu fish #Weird #cursed #cursed facts

[unlicensed-un-proffesional]

You wanna know the really big difference between real faces and anime faces? When anime characters talk, their jaw doesn’t move.

I’m not talking about yelling, or moving their face generally, no, when their mouth moves, their jaw doesn’t. Their mouth is just a hole on their face that shrinks and expands, not a latch like a human mouth.

Wait, this probably isn’t just anime is it? Why do so many animated characters not move their jaw?

#anime #animation #cursed facts

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[morecreaturethanhuman]

Mummy brown, also known as Egyptian brown or Caput Mortuum, was a pigment made from white pitch, myrrh and the flesh of mummies.

Despite its morally abhorrent means of production, Mummy brown was extremely popular from the mid-eighteenth to the nineteenth centuries and a favourite color among the Pre-Raphaelites. Even the infamous Eugene Delacroix' Liberty Leading the People is claimed to have been painted with mummy brown because Delacroix was "known to have used pigment made from ground mummy." As well as works from Edward Burne-Jones, who was clueless to the fact that the paint’s name was literal. It is said he interrupted his own dinner party to give the paints a proper burial after finding out its gruesome origin.

#art history #painting history #cursed facts #weird art facts #eugene delacroix #edward burne jones #misc #morbid #uploaded by me

[ask-the-3rr0rs]

Cursed facts about my ocs

Jaxson pours the milk first, then the cereal because it's the "superior way"

3llie once caught Marie eating a donut from a trash can

Jenny thinks that Aliens exist

Mia sometimes humanizes objects, no one knows why

Luca once ate an entire Brick of Extra sharp cheddar cheese and he no longer fears god

Maddie put a snake in someone's lunch box in the 4th grade because they made fun of her hair

Ronnie nearly committed arson

#my ocs #3llie Hudson #Jaxson Maggory #Mia Romero-Scott #Madeline Morse #Ronnie Clark #Luca Maggory #Marie Black #Cursed Facts

[mangaenjoyer]

So today I learned: that dur to how small baby vains are, when blood needs to be drawn, a technician, will puncture the baby and squeeze blood out of them, continually one drop at a time untill they have enough

#cursed facts #cursed #today i learned

[cursed-facts]

You can bite off your fingers like carrots

#cursed facts #carrots #shitpost #facts

[moonlight-alphafemale]

Bananas are berries but strawberries are not berries...

#willow yelling #cursed facts

[valgeristik]

Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.

#dungeon meshi #kabru dungeon meshi #mithrun dungeon meshi #new fandom new fucking tags lord help me #kunst huli #dungeon meshi spoilers #is it predictable of me that i love mithrun? idk. but i do #also can i just say. obsessed with the fact that if not for the Elf Twink Curse mithrun would be ripped #as is his right

[retrogradedreaming]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

#i saw something on Twitter the other day about how some people actually want ao3 to have an algorithm #like my dude the fact that it doesn’t is the POINT #leave me and my cursed fics alone #I’m happier this way #this is a joke btw

[dreemwalker]

Courses bounce and so do small children

#cursed facts

[fernsnailz]

some sketches/doodles of my dnd character, Gorb :] my stupid lizard boy with a -1 intelligence modifier

#releasing my gorb drawings from my drafts <3 #“have you tried not being a warlock” is such a classic #oh also fun fact he has a cursed (?) dog shield #and also spent months traveling with a group of fey-adjacent (?) beings simply known as “the jimmithon brothers” #which are the reason why he is currently broke #fern's sketchbook #original art