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schlushiii · 11 days
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Is it better with or without explanation…?
Anyway. The sillies!! They are so silly.
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I'm going to wear this in public one day and give someone a heart attack
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But for now it's just a sticker
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explodingquails · 4 months
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Sooo I heard there was some demand for more shartwolf
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kingthunder · 16 days
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I saw a few of those "bg3 characters driving a car" headcanons and decided to do one myself for fun.
Lae'zel: She learned how to drive on the opposite side of the road from everyone else and her instincts are all wrong for her current location, but back home she's an excellent driver with a spotless driving record. She actually follows the service schedule in the car manual. She gets incensed at people who don't maintain their vehicle properly or who disobey road rules. Her car is immaculately clean. She would love to speed a motorcycle down one of those desert highways with no speed limit, but she's never gotten the opportunity and knows it's too reckless besides. But she wants to.
Karlach: She's had a motorcycle for ages and is a skilled if aggressive driver. However, she only recently learned how to drive a car. She is very enthusiastic about it and always volunteers to drive even though she's not very good yet. She's one of those people that do driving "pranks" like swerving back and forth to make people shriek/laugh, or doing "3, 2, 1 BLASTOFF" and gunning it. Could easily be provoked into an impromptu street race. Drives way too far on empty or with the check engine light on.
Shadowheart: Drives stick so that no one else can drive her car. It's a beat up old station wagon with a busted tail light and looks like shit on the outside, but inside she turned it into a goth mobile with like black velvet seat covers and stuff. She named the car but she won't tell you what. She has an air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror that smells like night orchids. She's a perfectly good boring driver with nothing to note about it UNTIL one day a cop tries to pull her over for her busted tail light and she hits the gas and pulls out all these street racing moves that you had no idea she was capable of and shakes the cop. She'll let you pick the music but if she doesn't like it her silent disapproval is so withering that you voluntarily change it to something she does like.
Astarion: Never got a driver's license and isn't about to get one now. Passenger princess who likes to control the radio but his taste in music sucks. He makes funny mean comments about other drivers and pedestrians. He'll complain if you ask him to fill the gas tank but he'll do it; you're paying for it, though. Actually pretty fun to go on a road trip with because he doesn't care about stuff like "making good time" and he's up for stopping anywhere that looks like it might be entertaining.
Gale: Never got a driver's license because he was always too busy with his studies to care and his mom drove him around and/or did all his errands for him anyway. He's real good at maps though and likes to be helpful by being the navigator. He's the smartest man in the world but he's completely stymied by a gas pump; you're better off pumping the gas yourself and sending him into the gas station for snacks. He always manages to conjure a full meal out of convenience food, somehow, and he's really good at feeding you while you drive.
Wyll: He saved up and bought his own fixer-upper car after getting kicked out of the house as a teenager. Good driver in general. People always think he would make a good designated driver, but actually he likes drinking socially and will politely decline requests to be the DD unless there's no one else available. Sometimes when he's having a bad day he blasts music really loud and finds a deserted area to just fuckin tear ass down as fast as he can go (he'll only do this alone and doesn't tell anyone about it). Never lets you pay for gas even if you offer. Will pick up hitchhikers.
Halsin: Has been driving the same car since 1973. Drives that specific car really well. If you gave him a modern car he would have no idea what anything on the dashboard does. Honestly, he prefers to walk or bike anyway.
Jaheira: Has a fuck-off huge SUV full of empty cans and wrappers from her kids. Absolute maniac of a driver who tailgates and speeds with no regard for road signs or lane markings. She is going to GET where she is GOING and gods help you if you get in the way.
Minsc: Failed the driving test three times and just gets rides from Jaheira. This does not bother him in the slightest. He tells you that Boo can drive vehicles you've never even heard of.
Minthara: Has run someone over on purpose.
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septiseph · 2 months
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an extra doodle for [this post]
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shrimpchipsss · 2 years
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it’s like this
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sillyschmussy · 13 days
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I am not the same man I was one abattoir visit ago
+ other stuff
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stiffyck · 1 year
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Giving up on trying to make this look better. Take it. Whatever. Bye
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tofublock · 1 year
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kicking myself to practice painting
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zkyeline · 8 months
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Angel Nina and Demon Maggie because I thought it would be fun >:3
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frosteaart · 26 days
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i had a lot of fun doing this commission and collab with @ghostytoad
they did the lines and i coloured! thanks again for the comm i had a blast!
[click image for higher quality - backgroundless version under the cut]
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fairysylveon · 7 days
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silly little meme drawover I did
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arsynnotarson · 7 months
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im still baffled how people with "proshippers dni" in their ao3 fanfic desc / tags exist.
like, i thought it was a myth. ( /j because of course antis would do something like that )
its ao3. AO3!!!
it's an archive for the stuff wattpad and ff.net kicked off.
any by their definition, that stuff was "proship content" made by "proshippers".
you can't kick the freaks off the freak website made for freaks.
you're fighting an uphill battle, antis. if you hate proshippers so much, get off their site.
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forthetaintedmemes · 9 months
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*Soukoku fighting because that's their love-hate language*
Kunikida: *snaps ruler on a desk*
Both of you shut it and sit the hell down!
Chuuya who just learned something about himself: *sits*
Dazai: What are you doing?
Chuuya: You heard the man.
Ranpo: Is this the daddy issues or the authority kink?
Dazai: *physically restraining Chuuya from murdering Ranpo while trying not to laugh*
Down boy! Play nice. We need him. Kunikida doesn't give gold stars for violence.
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septiseph · 11 months
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colliecross · 8 months
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@akanemnon ‘s multiple teases with ‘The Other Script’ with its darker plot and reversed premise got me inspired to make this:
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Exhausting.
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