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God I fucking hate Vegeta so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully smug, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid scrunkly face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking hairline? Who the hell makes a "bad boy" boy friend of the main girl with a hairline like that. His dumb short ass stumpy legs? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking POINTY HAIR STANDING UP IN ONE DIRECTION that no Saiyan has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Vegeta or an Vegeta gif or a shitty goddamn anime clip, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Vegeta the fuckshit monkey fucker, I am the prince of all Saiyans ". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like the grumpy troll from trolls world tour summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking creased forehead and your stupid, empty souless eyes and your over-the-top douchey ass arrogant asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking Shonen anime, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the Prince of all shitfucks is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking scouter. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional alien
#shut up alex#personal#dragon ball#shit post#shitpost#dragon ball z#dragon ball shitpost#dragon ball z shitpost#pro yamcha#yamcha positivity#yamcha#dragon ball shit post#dragon ball z shit post#anti vegeta#anti vegebul#vegebul critical#this is based on that one post about Olaf that’s a meme lol
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Dragon Ball/RWBY: Dragonmonkey Headcanon
Yang nickname for Gohan is 小猴子 Xiǎo hóuzi (Little Monkey) and Gohan nickname for Yang is Yellow Fire
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#dragon ball series#dragon ball series shitpost#dragon ball z#dragon ball z shitpost#son gohan#yang xiao long#shipping post#shipping headcanons#dragonmonkey#crossover au#crossover headcanons
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From this post.
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Look at that, I’m using my skills to do shitposting now.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure most of y’all are like this.
All hail, amirite?
#our gremlin prince#dragon ball#dbz#vegeta#dragon ball z#dragon ball memes#dragon ball shitpost#shitposting
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KAKAROT!!! Release me from this tin can IMMEDIATELY
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#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#humor#art#lol#satire#funny memes#funny humor#funny meme#comedy#primos#fact#facts#nacho libre#dragon ball z#irony#joke#parody
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society if raditz survived and became apart of the z-fighters
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#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball super#krillin#trunks briefs#bulma briefs#son goku#son gohan#son goten#yamcha#piccolo#sorry about this#shitpost
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I always find it funny how abridged Piccolo just talks with his mergers
#dragon ball z fanart#dragon ball abridged#dbz#dragonball fanart#dragon ball fanart#dragon ball#piccolo#piccolo fanart#db#db fanart#dbz fanart#funny#shitpost#my favorite bit#my art#or comic#idk
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Random doodle I did on TikTok, I decided to draw something cursed for no reason lol
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Ask
Got Friendzoned
Goten friendzones Marron.
Goten getting choked on by enraged but calm Marron.
“Don’t. You. Ever. Friend. Zone. Me. Ever.” Marron growled out each words in intense and deep voice.
#dragon ball series#dragon ball z shitpost#marron#dbs marron#son goten#goten x marron#anon ask#meme post#meme ask#you got friendzone#you got friendzone meme
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I hate his android saga cut
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what
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I don't know if anyone has written a fanfic about this but Cook!Reader in the DBZ au. I've read DBZ fanfiction yet I have not seen one. Somebody might have probably mentioned about it in a post but still no fanfic. (if anyone knows about the existence of a fanfic like that, plz let me know in the comments)
There would be so much potential in writing one on how reader is a cooking genius and everyone would immediately stop fighting to submit to their food. They would be the most powerful being in the universe.
Saiyans are a powerful warriors race and they love food.
Beerus is the strongest god of destruction and he loves food.
Whis is stronger than Beerus and his mentor. AND he loves food.
All the main characters of dbz have plot armor and they love food.
Literally Beerus decided to not destroy Earth because it's the sole planet in the universe who knows how to cook well. It wasn't a fight that changed his mind. It was Good Food.
A hot piping pizza can turn your worse day at work into a good one! Lactose intolerant people knows that eating cheese is worth it even it means getting sent to the hospital. Because it taste like pure heaven.
Any food that get you sent to Flavor town is worth any risks and fuck the consequences.
Like it's the equivalent of a sea water user in OP. You would rule over the seas and no one can do a single thing about it.
You would be a God. An Entity. Everyone would kneel over to your power.
The God of cooking.
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