#druid talks

[druid-exclam]

Flamingo wakes up from that dream (https://www.tumblr.com/questimingo/727547392252149760) they were having. The first thing they see is a notification.

"❗️Daily Quest Complete!"

(from @questimingo)

{Druid is still fell asleep while stargazing, laying down on the grass, the door is unlocked, open it?}

>Yes

>No

#punctuationverse #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #!cu #druid talks

[druid-delaluna]

big sigh, when you have bottled up stuff for months to be "the bigger person" but there are just some situations that call for you to be aggressive to put a stop to shit. Turning the other cheek only works if the other person knows when to call it quits else you just are allowing for constant abuse from bad people. Defending yourself is not an admission of guilt, it never will be. This situation isn't just "internet stuff" when it deeply affects people behind the screen. What was said and done goes beyond internet nonsense.

You all went out of your way to cause mental harm to someone you did not like based on false claims or simply thought they deserve this treatment. It was a targeted and hate fill attack on those who didn't deserve it to feed an emptiness inside you. You are no happier, no wealthier, no different because you earn nothing from that attack because it wasn't right. Do better.

#druid talks #i stick by my word #you come and start nonsense and you get problems

[kath-trashh]

but why does he do that

#my art #dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves #dnd art #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin #edgin the bard #edgin x xenk #edgin darvis #holga kilgore #holga the barbarian #simon aumar #simon the sorcerer #doric #doric the druid #w rizz #why are you as a man offering to hold the hand of another man #they didn’t talk about the fact he has like infinite rizz

[volatilemask]

i love your v1mdk stuff so much i think it’s so cute but i cannot stop myself from thinking of owl just third wheeling constantly lol

technically i just avoid this by not drawing owl whenever i doodle them being very gay but. even when all 3 hang out i think 70% of the time is taken up by mdk and owl chatting with eachother so it balances out naturally. probably

#id in alt #ultrakill #v1mdk #v1 #mysterious druid knight #(and owl) #vm's art #i would feel bad about having owl be somewhere else alot of the time i draw them together HOWEVER #they had a million hours to talk to eachother endlessly in that fuckass coffin waiting puzzle #so i dont think owl would mind letting them chill alone for a little every once in a while. owl can have fun flying around in hell

[gloryinthunder]

His words are as subtle as his biceps, and I love him for it.

#halsin #baldur's gate 3 #halsin i know you're talking about me #yes i want to date #druid halsin #bg3

[mxkokopuff]

*slamming my head against the wall* GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW BESTIES

i love my touch starved vampire bf

and also neil newbon did amazingly in this scene gOD I LOVE THIS GAME

#kit talks #kit plays bg3 #astarion #we're not gonna talk about after this scene where i had to break up with gale after accidentily romancing him and he sounded fucking broken #and it made me cry a little and feel really bad and i need to play on my druid girl bc gale deserves happiness too

[druidshollow]

when your new boyfriend is heavily indoctrinated

#not maintagging this lmao #druid draw #flowers #descent #oc posting #suggestive #<- VERY lightly #“please dont talk about the natural urges. theres no bigger turn off”

[scrivenger-grimgar]

Every time I read Yiling Wei sect AUs and they start describing what the sect members and leader wears its like, (direct quote from The Yiling Wei Sect and the Black Robed Lan by IvoryDragon48)

"[Wei Wuxian's hair] was pulled up into a high ponytail by a red ribbon with a gold and silver headpiece ornamenting and helping to direct the flow of his hair. The robes he wore were expensive looking with black being the dominant color and reds as the accents. The inner robe was a red so dark it looked like blood and the outer robe had simple yet elegant designs."

--And like, I get the urge to make them really cool looking and with themes or designs matching the other sects but like??? there's massive wasted potential here!!!

First, the hair. that's all well and good, but there is no way in hell that the Yiling Wei folks (Wen Remnants and others reviled/ostracized by society at large) are going to buy a gold guan OR a silver guan. why the hell would they bother spending precious resources on trying to impress people who already don't like them for something they literally have no control over.

But Wei Wuxian would know that he has to play the game now that he has people to protect, and going to a Con as a Sect Leader and not doing what all the other sect leaders are doing (wearing guan to say "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!") is essentially outright stating that he holds no respect for any of them except in a way that could get him and his people killed. so instead, he goes "fuck it" and makes a guan out of something incredibly ordinary, like iron or wood, so now if anyone brings it up he can say "Oh, well, I like feeding my kids." or "Actually, I made this myself, all the better for carving protective arrays into!"

--And that's it. Wei Wuxian is a street kid he absolutely knows that rich people don't like to think about poor people and that they prefer to ignore them or hurt them. except you cant just attack someone who's being perfectly reasonably polite in public, especially when you just pointed out that he's 'poor'. Wei Wuxian's strategy is make them so fucking uncomfortable that they leave us alone.

(This would of course be after several years of no contact and no fighting so things have cooled off a bit)

Next, robes. No expensive robes. Let them be very well modified normal robes that have subtle stains and colour bleaching from sunlight and washing. The (shown, non-array-work) embroidery is at best amateur level, and Wei Wuxian will proudly show it off, loudly saying "a-Ning started a while back to help with his fine motor skills, and he's really come such a long way!!" and that "Oh, Xuanyu started practicing only recently but he's already so good at it!"

The Yiling Wei are the exact opposite of Lanling Jin. Wealth is to be used to benefit everyone and everyone is to be loved and appreciated for their work. The refusal to spend money of frivolous things is strong, especially when its something you could make yourself.

Self Ornamentation would not be jade or gold or silver or silks. It would be some nice wood, these feathers from the bird that likes me, hey look at this cool rock I found I'm gonna polish it like a gemstone, I dug these awesome bones out of my grandmama's garden you think I can do anything with 'em?

Yiling Wei folks are death druids.

#druids who are also necromancers!! #but they use bard methods #thats kinda how i see guidao/“demonic” cultivation #lwj @ all who say wwx is poor: ah. so you have chosen death. #wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs wwx #yiling laozu #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #yiling patriarch #yiling burial mounds #yiling wei #mdzs au #modao zushi #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #grim talks

[kineticallyanywhere]

me: innocent

my brain: if Hero's full first name is Heroic then her full name is Heroic Ly'Oak-Swallows-Garcia

#dndads #dndads 2 #hero oak #me talking #i am Kinetical Ly'Anywhere #descendant of the nomadic druids of faerun #i guess

[druid-exclam]

HELLO THE WEED WIZARD I AM IN DIRE NEED OF BLUNTSMÖKENN COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME WEED I WILL PAY.

(@nefarious-exclam )

...

*Sigh* Alright, Mr Mad Scientist... Why do you need a blunt?

Also, how much are we talking? I need payment in rare plants and minerals.

#epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse #!cu #druid talks

[druid-delaluna]

did u vote ingo in the polls. i wanted him to win sooo badly 😭😭😭

a drastic change of subject but yes I did BUT BUT we did get submas in the new pokemon episode, so we stay winning.

#druid talks

[oakfathers-embrace]

"Astarion please don't-"

Astarion disappears into a flash of golden magic, generally associated with wildshape. Emerging from it as an adorable little bat.

Halsin sighs, hand over his face. "I asked you to please not interrupt me while working on the spell." He says, gently picking up the small, white bat into his hands, looking him over with care, worried that something may have gone wrong with the transformation.

Satisfied that Astarion is indeed, not injured, he sets the bat down on the table beside him.

"Well, it's good to see that the spell works at least- but I've not figured out how to reverse it yet, I'm sorry love." He says, closing the book he'd read from to preform it. "It was supposed to help young druids find the wildshape they're most connected with. While it's fun to know that you're a cute bat...you're also not a druid, I don't know how we're going to turn you back to normal..."

(Intended for @astariondisapproves but any Astarion can hop in and reply!)

#also remember that halsin can talk with animals bc druid so. no awkward squeaking dkvsjqvsja

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: You’re a kinder soul than I when it comes to bugs. I like to think that I’m a nice person, but if there’s a bug in my room, straight-up murder happens.

Fighter: To the bug. 

Fighter: Not to me. 

Fighter: Yet.

#fighter #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #submission #source: tumblr #mod meme #prolly addressing Druid? who's to say #it's delightfully ambiguous #maybe they're talking to Barbarian who will murder anyone EXCEPT bugs

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin: Shhh, I'm listening to the trees.

...

Halsin: They say ur a little bitch.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #the wind thinks ur mean if you even care #you know what he'd be too nice to say this BUT ALSO he does get a little testy if he doesn't like ur avatar so #all i can think of is halsin talking and communicating with trees like *literally* #because he was lonely as a kid and made friends with a literal nature spirit and whatever was around him #so he fell into the habit of just...talking to them - feeling them to hear what they had to say - interpreting them #and was very serious about it #halsin became a druid not for the magic and power and such that came with it - he just wanted to be #as close as possible with the thing he loved most - everything else just....fell on him #i mean druids have very very strong connections to trees so

[imaginary-wanderer]

I know Halsin was supposed to be an NPC, but they really made his romance storyline the hardest to achieve. All the other characters almost jump on you for being a basic person for a bunch of days, but Halsin? You have to work to get him and I read you can even lose him just by changing location at some advance point of the game.

For this second playthrough, I hesitated between romancing him again or going for Gale... but since Gale won't share (and Halsin is more than happy to lol), I went for the bear once again. Sorry Gale, but you have a very good Tiefling friend.

#bg3 #halsin #gale dekarios #i didn't talk to gale so much on my first playthrough #but he's actually pretty sweet for a fuckboy #and funny but also because his voice actor is so funny so there's that #with halsin... it's something else #it's the combo of nature lover; sweet man; and a bear (real or not) #but patience is key with him it's insane #i also love the druid class so much though i really have fun being a paladin oathbreaker

[mxkokopuff]

*sobbing quietly* this is the better timeline. don't make the same mistake i did. don't let him do the ritual. save him from himself pl ea se....

#kit talks #kit plays bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #now i just need to replay all the end game fights again to get his post credit scene for this outcome... aaaaaa #but i think i'll play on my druid girl for a while before that #as a small break from the harder fights LOL