#flirts with his sister. hangs out with the kids. etc etc

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Omg could we get the same as trh 2# gen but 2 twin girls ?? Same concept same age but just both of them are girls?? Like gossiping/ shit talking together, fighting over clothes and makeup etc!! 🤭🤭

(Hello! Sure I can and I hope you enjoy!)

Girl Dad Tom Kaulitz

You and your sister are going to be the death of Tom

Obviously, he very much so love you and your sister

But the amount of fights he has broken up is ridiculous

But somehow you guys always get along five minutes later because you got food

You and your sister love hanging out with Uncle Bill

Your uncle Bill would always take you guys from your dad when you were kids, dress you up and take you guys out

You guys got your love for partying, flirting, and fashion from Bill when you guys were younger

You and your sister can be absolutely ruthless at times

Shit talking and gossip is a given with you two

You guys always have shit to say, bust down your dad's door and jump on his bed and tell him everything

It could be just drama at school but your dad is paying attention and is like

"So Heather B-"

"No, dad! Heather M is the one who slept with Heather B's boyfriend!"

"Oh, okay."

He just needs a minute give him time

You guys are very spoiled but he taught you guys manners and had you appreciate everything growing up

He buys you guys whatever you want but always has to buy two of the same because you guys fight over so much stuff

You and your sister remind him of him and Bill when they were younger

You and your sister do each others makeup and match sometimes hut you guys have your own style and personalities and Tom never forced you guys to dress the same

You guys were treated as little princess's growing up 1000%

You and your sister are very confident, don't care about confrontation or hate and will do absolutely anything for your family

Tom had a little bit of a rough time with you guys as he had y'all when he was younger but the band helped a lot

You guys were born into fame

Everyone knew you guys would be legit stars when you guys were younger

You guys take after your dad so much sometimes it scares him

You guys are the definition of twin maneaters

Always flirting and have flings and shit

You truly learned from your dad

You guys are always wrapped up in some scandal or news

You and your twin do not care and do whatever makes y'all happy

The younger Tokio Hotel fanbase is literally down bad for you guys

You guys like teasing them and like feeding into it so much because it's just fun

When you guys were younger Tom wanted to keep you guys private and have a relatively private life as he and Bill were stripped of that when younger

But he didn't get to a lot because paparazzi would follow you guys, photographed you guys and never left you alone

So that's how you and your twin started yelling at paparazzi and throwing things at them because they made your dad feel bad

Tom felt bad because he just wanted to give you guys normal lives but couldn't

But you guys love your dad and wouldn't give up your lives for anything

You guys were taken to photoshoots, meet and greets, concerts, on stage and everything anyone could ever want because Tom wanted to give you guys anything

You and your sister never dress boring

Even the simplest outfits have touches to them and send statements

You guys learned that from your Uncle Bill, obviously

You guys stole some old clothes from your dad and obviously wear them a lot

Even if your mom wasn't in your life your dad married Heidi

And Heidi took you guys in as her own and you guys loved her for that

Your lives with Tom as your dad couldn't be any better if you ask me

#tokio hotel #tokio hotel imagine #tokio hotel x reader #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz imagines #tom kualitz x reader #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #platonic

[wolflyndraws]

Who are Dream and George close friends with in town in the stardew au?

SO here's a loooooong list

Dream would be in good terms with most of the villagers as he grew up there but for more specifics he would be close with:

Willy - father figure, have been learning to fish w him since he was younger Elliot - LOVE to talk about books and writing (they probably attend a town book club or something) Emily - what there not to love about emily dream probably sees her as an older sister or a close friend (she liked to make clothes for dream to try on when they were younger) Marnie - dream helps her with her animals he used to work part time there kinda like a mother figure lol Litearlly all the women in the pilates group - Dream used to attend the pilates group regularly but ever since working w geroge on the farm he only attends sometimes. (for the older people of the town he's seen as a sweetheart that always loves to help around) Evelyn - Helps her a lot w groceries and or garden stuff etc she feels greatful that dream wants to help and dream likes to listen to her talk abou when she was younger Jas & the kids of the town - Dream loves hanging out w the kids they always come up to dream and beg to buy them some ice cream and dream never fails to cave and get them each a cone (he also likes to talk about jas with shane cause jas likes dream shanes like a distant uncle friend but dream still loves him and hope he gets better) Gus - Dream learns to cook and bake with gus every saturday cause he wants to bake and cook more meals for george they bond over their love for cooking

for George, since he's innitially from the city and is like here begrudgingly at the start he doesn't have many friends but slowly gets to know them as dnf slowburn romance happens:

Haley - George's first friend! they bond over how much they miss the city at first but as george gets used to and likes the town haley also feels the same too :3 they always talk gossip about the townsfolk and george comes back home to gossip about it to Dream like local newspaper Pierre - They have a friendly rivalry about the crop competition in the fall fair Harvey - Meets DNF a lot everytime they go to the mines LOL he is the one who witnesses all the DNF gay shit in the hospital of them being cute and flirting cause theyre stuck in bed when healing and thats all they can do Leah - George attends a town painting club thing to learn how to paint so that he can make a present for Dream cause Dream keeps doing all these things for him and this is the least he thinks he can do as gratitude (+ he wanted to participate in some community activities w the villagers to get closer.. making new friends is what dream wanted him to do so...) The wizard - no one knows how or why george is so close to the wizard but they are close and dream finds it interesting

and here are some other relationships!

Leo - George easily befreinds Leo they like to goof around and talk to the parrots but Dream is a bit too tall and broad and it scares him a little so George tries to help. Also Dream's hair looks like a golden walnut so him and his parrots peck it everytime he arrives so he is required to wear a hat everytime he goes to the island

George (the old one) - has beef jokingly(???) with george that they share the same name old george wants to be THE george of stardew valley and is annoyed that another george has entered the ring to be the ultimate george of pelican town

Clint - accidentally thinks that emily and dream are like a thing and has one sided beef with this gay ass man

Other HC is that dream is like a local heartthrob but he falls for this grumpy city boy so some girls still send him anonymous love letters in his mailbox!

#wolfaye’s dnf stardew #dreamblr #gnfblr #404blr #dnfblr #I'll add more if i can think of anything

[vipa-vo]

Desire

Joel Miller x oc part 1 Warnings: 18+, sexual, tension, dirty thoughts, drinking/alcohol, jealousy, angry, oc is 36 Joel is 53, age gap, cursing, etc Summary: Rory Matthews was late out in a bar forgetting she had patrol in the morning with Joel.

Rory Matthews

“Didn’t know you were a drinker, Daniel.” I look him over, my not so sober self thinking how he would be on my bed- ahh… now Joel crosses my mind, ugh, he hasn’t spoken to me since we kissed.

I roll my eyes at the thought, going back to Daniel, as he opens his mouth to speak. “You don’t know a lot of things about me, but if you want I can take you out and you’ll know plenty.” He suggests, well that was bold.

No one asked me out- why? You may ask, because everyone was scared of Joel, Joel was someone you would call ‘protective’, the knight in shining armor, there were even rumors spread around town that we were dating- oh how I wanted that to be true, but no, we weren’t dating… to my better judgment.

It was me, Joel, and Ellie for a while before we found Joel’s brother: Tommy.

Never mind, let’s get back to where we were now, and that was me sitting on a chair with a glass of beer and Daniel sitting across from me.

“Why not, I don’t have anything to lose.” I shrug, taking a sip from my beer.

“I’ll come by and pick you up, how about Friday?” He asked as he looks up from his glass.

Swallowing the uncomfortable feeling, and looking back at him, the little spark on his eyes said something else than just a date. It said more, and I sure as hell didn’t want more, but my ego answered before my head could translate. “I’m free.”

He smiled at me, almost a smirk, nodding my head I think of all the ways this could go wrong.

“I think I’m done for the night.” My more sober self comes out as I go to stand.

“Have a good night, sweet dreams, I’ll see you Friday.” Daniel says as I go and leave the bar.

I speed-walk down the road of Jackson as I make my way to my house, my legs not stopping till I’m in front of my front door.

My next door neighbor was a ‘lovely’ woman named Ginny, she was a year older than me, and I hated her guts- mostly because she hated mine more.

I saw her every now and then, flirting with Joel, or someone else that talked with me, she pretty much thought with who ever I talk with, I have a crush on, so she went over and talked their ear off, mostly flirting with them, while I could see Joel trying not to be rude to her but I saw the annoying little eye rolls he was doing the moment she started to talk with him.

And then we have my other neighbor that was across from me and that neighbor so happened to be Joel, and Ellie, because she leaves close by in a way-to-huge shack.

But still, I was happy she had her own privacy from Joel. I saw the kid way more than I saw Joel, she and I even had our girls nights.

I saw her as a younger sister, while she may be 15 I saw her as a sister, which is weird because I myself am 36.

Anyway, I step inside my house and lock my door shut.

“Home sweet home.” I mumble as I take my shoes off, and go hang my coat on the hanger.

I do my girly needs and go to sleep, the alcohol helping.

-morning-

A loud bang wakes me up. I pretty much jump out of bed.

Then I hear it again, grumbling under my breath I walk to my front door, stepping one step at a time as I walk down the stairs, my head hurting a little.

When the bang is heard again I yell out. “I’m coming you imbecile!”

Finally making it down I walk to the door. Only to find Joel on the other end.

“Joel.”

“Rory.”

“What’s.. up?” I ask mentally smacking myself for the pause.

“You’re late.” He says simply.

I look at him with confusion. “Late? Late for what?” I ask.

“Late for patrol.”

“Fuck- shit- fuck- sorry I forgot- give me 10 minutes!” I yell out as I sprint back into my house to get changed.

I hear his faint chuckle as I go upstairs to get rid of my sleeping clothes.

When I’m done and changed into jeans and a better shirt, I walk back down and go to my shoes, this time putting my black combat boots on.

“You ready?” He asks as I close the door behind me.

“Yup.” I answer as I make my backpack more comfortable on my back.

I do as I’m walking my hair half up half down, then someone class out.

“Joel!” A woman’s voice who sounds way too excited this early in the morning. 

Joel turns around me doing the same. Surprise, surprise, it’s Ginny.

“Yes?” Joel asks, and I do not miss the eye roll.

“Do you have a minute?” She asks with a voice way too high to be hers.

I mentally roll my eyes, something burning in my stomach- is that jealousy that I’m sensing from myself?

Joel turns his head to me and looks back at Ginny. “Can’ I’m headed out.” Joel says.

“Come on, she can wait, I need to tell you something.” She presses. My eyes widen.

“Hey go with her, clearly it’s important.” I say, doing my best to hide the loud jealousy that wants to kill the bitch, I turn around walking away, heading to the horses. 

“Hey, Rory! You’re late!” I hear Maria yell, I turn to walk up to her and explain way I was late.

“I’m so sorry Maria, I overslept.” I say as I come to a stop in front of her.

“It’s alright, you probably needed it, where’s Joel?”

Probably fucking Ginny.

“Ginny wanted to talk to him.”

“And he stayed?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“Because he most certainly does not like her.” Maria grumbles out.

“Eh, maybe she finally pulled a string and Joel did what she wanted, for her to shut up.” I sheepishly.

“And you know that, how?”

“I’m an observer.”

“Uhm.” She hums slowly, almost suspicious. “Okay.

“Sorry I’m late, someone asked for me.” Joel’s voice is heard from behind me.

Maria looks at me first and then at Joel. “It’s okay, only if you two start moving your asses and get out on patrol!” Maria says as she walks away.

I get on my horse, his name is Scar, as in the loin king Scar, he has a big scar on his eye so I named him Scar, but also because Scar from the loin king was one of my favorite characters and movie.

“Who’s a good boy.” I say as I pet the back of his neck. A whine is heard, Scar wanting more attention than just a pet, makes me chuckle. “We don’t have time for your attention seeking, Scar.” I say as I hop onto my seat.

“Open the door!” Maria’s yell is heard and the men open the two huge doors. “She you two later, and stay save.” She says as we ride out.

-at the outpost-

We left our horses inside the building so that it’s at least warm for them, the random snow storm not helping, it’s already 6pm, we were switched from patrol to lookout, worst part is, we need to stay here till morning because of the storm outside. The men that switched with us said they’ll tell Maria we were switched.

Joel went to write that we were switched and that we were in the lookout building. At least we had power.

Only thing was we had one bed. And the couch was way too uncomfortable to sleep on.

My jealousy was still mad at Joel for some reason, while my brain said to not think about it, the kiss we shared was an accident.

Hey, maybe he already was with Ginny and I was delusional for think other wise. But damn was it a good kiss.

As if the devil had been called in, he comes walking back to the main lookout aria. 

“What ya thinking?” He asks as he goes to sit next to me.

“Nothin’.” I answer back.

“Don’t lie.”

“Already did.”

I could practically feel the glare and eye roll from him. “Just speak to me.” He says softly.

I turn my head around to look at him, I straighten up and lick my lips, his eyes falling to my lips doesn’t go unnoticed, I corse my arms as I get more comfortable.

“What’s up in that little mind of yours?” He asks as he looks in my eyes, as if searching to find something in them.

“Y-nothing.” I grumble out as I again turn my head to the big window that looks over Jackson.

He turns my head back around with his hand on my chin. “Look at me as you say it, else I won’t believe you.”

I look at him. I can’t fucking lie in his face, that’s pretty much my weakness, to lie to someone I love in their face.

“N-nothing.”

“Don’t lie, again.” He say more sternly.

I roll my eyes and stand up, he most definitely will not have me confess my feelings for him, if that’s what he wants.

“I’m going to take some fresh air.” I say as I walk away and go to the opened area that’s like a balcony, on the left there’s a wall, a full on wall, to have as cover.

I go a little more closer to it as I look around, the big mountains surrounding the area, it’s beautiful how tall they are, the snow storm covering the top and sides of the mountains in snow.

A shiver goes through me, as the cold air hits my face.

Pushing the cold away I just admire the beauty of the setting sun the foggy air doesn’t let you see practically anything from the sun but the night.

A hand goes to my mouth and onto my waist as I’m pulled against someone’s body, I immediately put my hand on the hand that’s covering my mouth.

The person behind me has a strong grip, as his pushed himself against the wall, I calm down trying to make sense of how this person could have come up behind me without them getting shot by Joel, or is Joel dead on the couch? If he is, these people won’t rest till they’re dead.

“Imagine there’s a clicker in this building.” The husky voice whispers into my ear, Joel.

“What?” I grumble in anger his hand muffling my grumble.

“Imagine- just imagine there’s a clicker here, and we’re just like this, body to body, you can’t make a noise.” He whispers against my ear, his breath hitting my ear, something in my stomach flutters.

I gulp down my saliva as my cheeks start to burn. He pulls me more into him, my back arching as he lines me perfectly against his chest, the hand that’s around my waist tugs me further into him.

A small whimper comes out of my mouth, as I close my eyes. “Hey, hey, I need you with opened eyes, it could be anywhere.” He whispers more lowly.

When he again pushes my waist against himself, I can feel something poke me- my thoughts at interrupted by him changing places with me, this time he can look me in the eyes, as he has me against the wall.

“Joel…” I let a soft moan out.

“What do you want?”

“You.”

A low chuckle is heard from him. “And that’s what you’ll get, ma’am.” His husky voice is heard against my ear as he scoops me up, I tie my legs around his waist. “What ever you say, I’m under your command.”

My head falls in between his neck and shoulder. “Joel.. please.” I moan out softly.

“Please what?”

“Just- fuck me.”

“Gladly.”

He holds me up with his hands on my butt, as I have my arms around his shoulders as he carries me back inside. “Aren’t we supposed to be on watch?” I joke as he drops me on the bed.

“They won’t miss us.” He grumbles out, I go and unbutton his button-up shirt, so that he’ll be now half naked. “Now, isn’t that unfair? You fully dressed while I’m here without a shirt.”

“Didn’t you say you’re on my command?”

“That I am.”

I chuckle at him, he also goes to unbutton my shirt as he smacks his lips onto mine, the kisses is filled with hunger, he throws the shirt on the ground closely to where I had thrown his one.

“Now, now.” I stand up. “This won’t be surrender without me being on top, would it?” I tease.

“Shut up, and do what ever you want.”

“Well then.” As I go to say it I push him on the bed, him now sitting, making him look up at me. “Let’s begin.”

I go and unbuckle his belt before I go and remove his pants, him doing the same with my jeans.

I go and sit on his lap as we have a full out make out session, I roll my hips onto his crotch only to feel how hard he actually was.

Smirking I slowly but steady do my hand down, finding my way to his underwear, I slowly caress him, making him moan.

“Rory…” his soft moan is heard.

“Yes?”

“Don’t tease.”

I chuckle. I stop grinding my hip against him as I go and remove his underwear. And then after I do the same with my own panties.

A moan is heard as I caress his cock with my hand, I’m starting to get worried that this might not fit. And as if reading me like a book he speaks up.

“It’ll fit, I’ll make it fit.”

And that alone makes me wet, he starts to draw circles on my cunt, which make me a moaning mess.

After a moment he does both of his hands on my hip. He has me lined on with his cock.

“Please go slow.” I mumble out.

“Whatever you wish.” He says as he slowly pulls me down onto his cock.

The tip touches my pussy and I let a moan out.

He keeps going further into me, not stopping until his all the way in.

He stops to check with me if I’m okay, but starts moving when he sees that I’m indeed good.

He speeds up, making me moan louder.

“Joel!” I moan.

“Fuck.” He also lets a moan out.

“J-Joel, I-I think I’m close.” I say to him, over the slapping skin.

“Cum on me.”

As if that helped me through my orgasm, I let it out. He thrust over my orgasm and continues to fuck me endlessly.

I hold onto his shoulders as I’m onto of him, he turns me over, taking the lead, I dig my nails into his back as he goes down to my neck, leaving hot kisses behind.

He pulls out and comes on top of my stomach, moaning my name.

He drops over next to me as he lies down.

He sloppily puts a protective hand around my waist and pulls me closer, his body giving me warmth.

We’re like two body’s burning in desire.



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I already plan on posting part 2 of this so come back if you wanna read it!!

#joel miller #joel x reader #joel miller x reader #tlou #tlou2 #oc #Joel miller game #smut #joel smut #reading #jealousy #tension #lovers #grumpy x grumpy #18+ only

[crazyunsexycool]

Imagine some new girl starting with the avengers as the same job role reader did, but she's on maternity leave as she's just had her and Bucky's first baby. This new girl has a massive crush on Bucky and flirts with him. One day reader brings Lottie and the baby to see everyone and when alone the new girl says something like "why are you parading Lottie around like she's yours when she's not" and says things that are untrue about Bucky, making out he flirts with her etc. And Bucky overhears the whole thing... his reaction? 👀👀👀

Oh get ready for this!

Warning:ANGSTY upset Charlotte, upset reader, insults, crying, babies, mentions of post baby bod, insecure reader

A/N Well this got out of hand quickly. I hope you like it

You wanted to surprise the team with a visit from you and the kids. Lottie walked beside the stroller holding your newborn as you made your way into the compound. You were currently in maternity leave which was wonderful but also could feel very lonely, especially when Bucky had been called back in before he was supposed to. It sometimes left you feeling lonely and in need of grown up interactions. But you couldn’t really complain, your newborn son was a joy and Charlotte was a wonderful big sister.

Once you were inside the familiar compound hallways you’d asked Friday where the team was and you were directed to one of the many living rooms.

“Daddy!” Charlotte exclaimed as she ran towards Bucky.

“Doll, what are you doing here?” He wrapped her in his arms and peppered kisses on her face. Lottie giggled as she tried to push him away.

“Hey, guys.” You say from the entryway.

“I call first dibs on holding my nephew.” Sam practically yells.

Everyone got up from their seats and walked over to you and the baby. Steve wraps an arm around your shoulder and pulls you into his side. This is what you’d missed so much and you’re glad you decided to drop by.

“Well look at you, thank goodness you look like your mama.” Sam coos at the curious baby in his arms.

“Let me see him.” Nat pushes her way through Clint and Tony to stand besides Sam. He reluctantly hands over the band to Nat and everyone groans, the know she won’t let him go until you leave.

“Hey sugar,” he wraps his free arm around your waist and pulls you to his side, giving you a quick kiss on the lips. “I’m so happy you dropped by.”

“Well I missed you and the team. But mostly you.”

“Can we go play outside uncle Stevie?” Lottie looks up at Steve with her big blue eyes and there’s no way he’ll say no.

“You heard my princess gentlemen. Outside lets go!” Steve grabs her hand and everyone starts to head out ready to do whatever she wanted.

“Daddy are you coming?”

He looks at her and back at you unsure of what to do but you push him in her direction.

“Go, I wanted to go say hello to Helen anyway.”

“Alright see you later.” He kisses your cheek and disappears.

“Will you be alright?”

“Go, we’ll be fine.”

~~~~~~~~~~~

You walk into the lab where Helen spent most of her time but find it empty so you head further in and towards the back where she usually likes to sit. With no sign of her you decided to turn back and go hang out with Nat. You hear the door open so you call out.

“Helen is that you?”

“Who are you?” A young woman asked as she made her way towards you.

She was pretty, a few years younger than you. She had long blond hair and she was on the petite side. You recognized her immediately, Bucky had told you she would be the team’s field medic while you were on maternity leave.

“Im Y/N Barnes. I was looking for Helen. Do you know where she is?”

Her hazel eyes moved up and down your body before her face scrunched up in a mixture of disgust and disbelief.

“You’re Bucky’s wife?”

“Yes, and you are?”

“Stacy Moore, you’re replacement.”

~~~~~~~~~~~

Lottie convinced the boys to play hide and seek. It was unfair, they were all to broad and bulky so their hiding places were limited, especially outside. But she was their sweet Angel so they played anyway. That was until Lottie ran crying toward Bucky.

His heart stopped and he felt like he couldn’t breathe. The only thing that got him moving was her calling out for him. Bucky’s knees hit the floor in front of his girl and he immediately started checking for any cuts or scratches but she touched her head.

A vision.

She had gotten really good at breathing through them and explaining what she saw. It had been a while since she cried because of one.

“Daddy pwease don’t send me away. Pwease daddy. I’m good I pwomise.” She threw her arms around his neck as the others ran to see what was wrong.

“Doll let me look at you.” Bucky was able to pull back enough to see the red rimmed eyes of his little girl. “What makes you think I’d send you away?”

“The l-lady said i-it. I wanna stay daddy.” She choked out in between sobs. Bucky looked up at the others feeling helpless.

“What lady, princess?”

“Stacy. She told mommy you don’t love us. And that you want to send me away. And that mommy is not (r)weally my mommy.”

“Oh doll, that’s not true,” Bucky tried to calm her down as he stood. “I love you and mommy and your brother so much. Can you tell me where you saw mommy?”

She nods. “In Dr. Helen’s lab. Mommy is sad too.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Oh you’re covering while I’m on maternity leave.” You said, but there was something about the say she said replacement that didn’t sit well with you.

“Something like that.” She pursed her lips as she thought about how to hurt you. Stacy had her eyes on Bucky for the last few weeks and although she tried and failed to flirt with him. He wouldn’t even glance her way and she hated it. “You could say we’ve gotten really close recently. And after seeing you I can see why.”

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“Oh come on, it’s been what like 2 months since you’ve had your kid and you still look like a cow? No wonder he’s been flirting so much.”

“He does what?” You didn’t want to believe it and your wrap your arms around your midsection. You’d barely lost any of the baby weight but Bucky had assured you he loved you just the way you were. Saying that there was you had never looked more beautiful.

“And come on, you come in here parading around his daughter like if she was yours, you really have some nerve. He never even wanted to keep her but you just had to use her to get your hands on him. You should be ashamed of yourself.”

“Shut the fuck up. You know nothing about Bucky or our family.” You say through gritted teeth as you fought back tears that threatened to spill.

“Why, scared of hearing the truth? He told me he wanted to send Charlotte away so that he didn’t have to deal with her anymore. That he feels too tied down, he never wanted any of this but you didn’t give him a choice. How can you not see that he doesn’t love you?” She shrugs her shoulders.

She opens her mouth to insult you further but the door slams against the wall and Bucky rushes in. His worried eyes meet yours and he knows he was too late. Whatever she’s said has clearly affected you and he wanted to rip her to shreds.

“Get the fuck away from my wife.” Bucky growled at her. He stood face to face with her, his anger so raw and overflowing even you flinched when he spoke. “I don’t know what I have to do to make you understand I want nothing to do with you. She,” he pointed at you. “Is the only woman I have and will ever love. She is the mother of both my children and she has nothing to prove to someone like you. And if making my wife upset wasn’t enough you made my daughter cry because she thinks I’m locking her away somewhere.”

Stacy stood there, frozen in fear as she looked up at Bucky. “I-I’m sorry.” She whispered.

“I don’t give a shit.”

Nat, who you didn’t realized had walked in with Bucky as well as Steve and Tony, grabbed her by her arm and yanked her. They were all angry.

“Say goodbye to the avengers and any posibilites if ever working in the medical field.” Steve said as he followed them out.

“You’ll be lucky if you can even by a slutty nurses costume by the time I’m done with you.” Tony added.

Bucky waited until they were gone before he turned to you. His eyes softened immediately and he cautiously walked towards you. But you wouldn’t look at him. You didn’t know what to think about the whole situation.

“How did you know?” You whisper.

“Lottie had a vision. She’s really upset and said you were too. I’m so sorry sugar. I promise nothing ever happened between Stacy and me. I always asked Steve to pair her with someone else because there was something about her I didn’t like.”

“Do you feel trapped? In this marriage and with the kids?”

Bucky scoffed, he didn’t mean to but that was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard.

“Are you kidding me sweetheart? I wanna have a lot more kids with you.” He finally puts a finger under your chin and forced you to look at him while his other arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer. “I was never truly free until I found you. And you gave me the one thing that I never thought I deserved, a family.” And then his lips were on yours gently. He told you everything he couldn’t put into words with that kiss.

“Let’s get our babies and lets go home, please.” You said after you pulled back breathless. There were still tears in your eyes and all you wanted was to be cuddled up with your three loves.

“I like the sound of that sugar.”

#my little love ask #my little love drabble #val answers #you’ve got mail 💌

[dogboyjackkennedy]

alright, time for the longer version of this.

for simplicity's sake, i'll just call Dave "Dave" through this whole thing.

so. some background (aka My Headcanons):

- when Jack got a job at Fredbear's, he'd usually talk to Dave the most. this "talking" quickly escalated into them ""jokingly"" flirting and Jack venting about his problems.

- Jack was the first to notice Something Weird going on with Henry and Dave, but never directly asking about it (he would, however, ask Dave if he was alright).

- the day before her birthday, Henry would bring up the plot to kill Dee. Dave was heavily against this, for several reasons (she's Jack's sister, and they Both know how close those two are, they'd have nowhere to hide the body given the Other Two Dead Kids, Dave was feeling weird about this in general, etc). Henry just seemed to brush him off, worrying Dave.

- Dave debated warning Jack, but thought that Jack wouldn't believe him, so he didn't say anything.

- We All Know The Rest From There.

but, and here's the idea i had: What if Dave decided to try and warn Jack anyway?

- Dave, knowing that telling Jack at work that night was. a bad idea (Henry would also be there, after all), decided to go over to his house and tell him there.

- Jack is concerned (he doesn't see why Dave would just...lie about something like that, especially the night before Dee's party), but doesn't want to just. cancel the party. that might look suspicious to Henry, and Jack doesn't want Dave to get in trouble for this, so he asks Dave to keep an eye on her. Dave promises.

- Dee's party happens...and she doesn't die! Dave is practically a nervous wreck the whole day, both due to the weight of a young girl's life on his shoulders, and because this is the first time where he's really put his foot down with Henry, but he makes it through and sends her home with Jack.

- Henry Is Not Happy.

- Jack is distrusting of Henry, keeping his conversations with his boss as short as he can make them. Dave starts hanging around with Jack more, and goes over to his house (while also being surprised how Jack was managing shit so well despite having to work so many jobs at once and watch over his little sister at the same time).

- Henry tampers with the Fredbear suit in a way that Jack won't be able to easily detect, despite being a pretty decent technician, and then told him to perform in the suit instead of Henry himself. Jack doesn't trust that, but he kinda...needs this job, so he goes "Eh, sure. What's the worst that could happen?" Dave realizes that this scenario seems...suspiciously familiar to him, and just kinda goes "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit-" the closest he's able to get to warning Jack about what's about to happen to him is him telling jack to be careful; those suits are dangerous, after all.

- Jack Gets Springlocked™

- stuff's kinda the same from there, with the obvious difference of Dee still being alive. Dave just kinda. moves in with jack and Dee. Peter decides "Well. At least Jack's happy. He has the weirdest taste in men though, istg-" Henry still experiments on Dave, but Dave catches on because Jack points out the stitches and scars left behind afterwards. you'd think that these dudes just chill until Henry dies, and in the meantime just try to free the souls of the kids Henry killed.

- well...not exactly. for one thing, Henry still killed Peter. and immediately got threatened by Dee, Jack, and Dave. because What The Fuck, Man.

- another young kid unfortunately ended up taking Dee's place as "#3." and yet another ended up being "#5."

- they were a pair of brothers. Michael and Andrew Brooks (characters from the Fnaf books. Michael Brooks was the Golden Freddy kid in the novel trilogy, and Andrew, who doesn't technically have a last name that i've heard of in the books, is the Vengeful Spirit in the Fazbear Frights books. i just decided to make them brothers because Why Not?)

- Michael, six years old, had been locked out during a party, and Henry had offered to show him a Back Way in. Andrew, only fourteen, had snuck in one night to find his brother.

Michael would become the Puppet, and Andrew would be a mix between Golden and Shadow Freddy.

- Henry doesn't end up dying until late 1987-early 1988. that's mostly because Mike, the rather forgiving kid he is, was simultaneously restraining both Blackjack and Andrew from murder. Michael wasn't able to do it forever, obviously.

- this means that Henry was still around at the time the first two games were happening. Dave kept his distance, Jack and Henry were nearly at each other's throats constantly, and Dee was busy trying to keep the souls of the dead kids happy.

- Jack, Dave, and Dee help the souls of the kids move on.

- due to still being...experimented on, Dave is still slightly unhinged. just not in a murder-y way. think more along the lines of Flipside Dave.

that's about it!! that's all that's coming to mind, anyway. :]

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[ynscrazylife]

Being Robin Buckley’s younger sister (like ages with the other kids) headcannons please if you’re still up for hc’s 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

Being Robin Buckley’s Younger Sister Would Include . . .

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Being Robin’s sister was a blast

She was a mess, but she was a good big sister

You spent a lot of your time at Scoops Ahoy, enjoying discounted ice cream and the air conditioning

It was where you befriended the party

You and Max became quick friends

(She needed someone after El moved away)

You and Dustin too, when he came back from camp

You were probably the only one who thought Suzie was real (you were giving him the benefit of the doubt)

But you definitely collected a whole lot of betting money when it turns out she is real

Since Robin doesn’t have a license, you took it upon yourself to learn how to drive (with Max helping)

Safe to say, Steve does not let either of you drive his car

Although you loved your sister, you often found yourself on different “teams”. While she was off chasing Russians, you were with the Party

And since Robin and Steve are best friends, Steve’s like a brother

So when they hear that Billy broke out of the locker room and nearly got to you? They’re pissed

Dustin and Erica call them down and even then it’s almost not enough

And at the mall, her worried side comes out, and she almost becomes a mother hen

She’ll never live up to Steve being a mother hen, though

When the night is over and you guys reunite, she gives you a hug that almost crushes you

Literally — Steve has to tell Robin that she’s about to crush you

She’s just super relieved that you’re okay, especially since you had gone with Max, El, and Mike and were attacked by Billy

She and Steve are fawning over your head, by the way

“You might have got a concussion?” “Did he knock you out?” “How long were you out?”

They practically interrogate you and you remind them that Steve has to drive you and Robin home

But even that, Steve is instructing Robin on how to take care of your head

She’s a very protective sister and takes her role as one seriously

You’re the only other person besides Steve who knows that Robin is a lesbian

And of course you’re encouraging her to flirt with Vickie

Between you and Steve, it’s all she hears about

You always go to Robin’s band performances

And make funny faces at her

Sometimes it does mess her up

You also hang out at Family Video a lot

And get free movies

But then you take more movies for your friends

Anddd Steve and Robin notice a chunk of their inventory was gone

They were not happy

When Vecna started popping up, Robin sat you down and said that if you ever started to get headaches, nosebleeds, etc to talk to her

You promised her you would

Thankfully, Vecna didn’t come after you

But that didn’t stop Robin from worrying

She was always checking up on you

Robin just really loves you, what can I say? She’s your sister!

She’s the best person to have pillow fights with

And she’s great at cheering people up

If you’re ever sad, she’s there to make your frown turn upside down

Sometimes she’ll even tickle you and pretends to be the tickle monster

The only thing Robin draws the line at is homework, she’s not gonna help with that thank you very much, she did it once

(But she usually caves and ends up helping anyway)

It surprises people how good of a big sister Robin is, because they just don’t imagine it

She’s really on top of it

She’d be the best big sister, I’m certain of it

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[secondgenerationnerd]

Cool stuff about the twins! :D can you do the same with Johnny boy?

Ooooo absolutely! (And if anyone wants to request Jai’s reaction to the amount of smut his sister reads, I’ll happily write it 😂😂😂)

While he admires his father, he chafes at people only looking at him as “Superman’s Son” or “Clark’s boy”. He has tiny acts of rebellion—his hair is usually messier than his father’s, he doesn’t shave that often, he prefers fiction/nonfiction writing to journalism, etc. Again, he loves his father, he just doesn’t want to be his clone.

The Omega Boys play DND every Wednesday night, as a way to relax and hang out. One campaign, Jon played a Hick Elf, complete with a thick accent. He proceeded to flirt with Mar’i in the accent and made her blush.

Also helped Milagro in her “Noir” shoot

Not shown, Mar’i shamelessly checking out his butt

He genuinely forgets he doesn’t need glasses sometimes. Milagro, who I headcannon wears contacts but none of them knew, had to wear her spare glasses. They look almost identical to Jon’s. They’d set them near each other after a training session. Milagro put Jon’s on and immediately walked into a wall. Jon put hers on and got an instant migraine.

He absolutely adores his nephews and nieces. He’s Uncle Jojo and spoils them rotten

I think he finds comfort in cooking and baking. Like Omega usually rotates responsibilities, but Jon volunteers to do most of it anyway.

All the omega boys have a “non-sexual slutty” moment the girls can’t stop thinking about. For Jon, it’s him in the middle of kneading bread, glasses sliding down his nose, shirt sleeves rolled up his forearms, singing alone to the radio. I will not be taking questions or complaints at this time.

Jon truly loves his brothers. Like are they annoying as hell? Yes. Does he want to punch them half the time? Absolutely. Would he kill anyone who hurt them? Without question.

While he’s definitely the most powerful on the team, I do think he would rely on that power to help in a fight. This is in comparison to Mar’i, who was raised around several martial art masters.

Literally started calling Mar’i his wife when they were like 17. They’d been dating about three years and she thinks it’s absolutely, ridiculously adorable.

Realized he was bisexual because of Matty West, his first “guy kiss” being Jack (since Jack has kissed Mar’i for dances). He thought he had it handled okay. Then made the mistake of telling Lian, when their families were over, that there’s no question she could ask in front of his parents he wouldn’t answer or they wouldn’t have figured out. Lian’s response? “You cant date Mar’i anymore. Who on this team are you dating instead and why?” Boy froze in pure bi panic

Anytime an animal is staying in omega tower, they’re given the best food.

He enjoys working on his grandparents farm, helping Pa as he ages, but he wouldn’t want to have a huge farm himself.

You know the trope of “girlfriend’s father HATES her boyfriend”? Yeah, Dick refers to Jon as “My Future Son-in-law” to everyone. Like Dickie knows they’re end game lol

Jon and Kathy Brandon love to tease each other about being little kids, running around the farms, pushing each other into the mud. Jon also helps to do chores around her and Maya’s house. When it’s firewood time, Mar’i and Maya pull up chairs to watch them work. Shamelessly I should add

Very very very much soft dom energy. Like he’s usually good with listening or letting people assume, but there’s a side of him that comes out that MAKES people listen

He and Colin always find away to tease Damian about how whipped he is for Irey.

Damian: hey, be safe

Irey: I will *speeds off*

Jon: *dramatic whisper* be safe

Colin: *fake swoon* I’ll be so safe

Disrespect him, he’ll shrug it off. Disrespect his teammates or friends? Y’all are gonna have a “conversation”. Disrespect his family? No words, on sight. Disrespect his WIFE? He will actually kill you.

I don’t know how or why, but at some point, Comics Jon and his boyfriend, Jay Nakamura, appear in omega tower. Jay and Mar’i? Instant best friends determined to sass their boyfriends

He’s the kinda guy who will get you a drink and just sit with you when shit goes down, until you’re ready to talk.

#jon kent #mar'i grayson #damian wayne #jai west #colin wilkes #milagro reyes #lois lane #clark kent

[bovine-providence]

Melone Headcanons

In no particular order, here’s some HCs for the Amazing Melon Man!

He grew up in an upper-middle class family, with both parents in the picture and two sisters (he was the middle child). His parents were somewhat emotionally distant with their children, but tried to make up for it by throwing money at their kids (extracurriculars, summer camps, hobbies, etc.)

Melone was often lonely in his childhood, and most of the other kids found him weird. His sisters distanced themselves from him socially as well. He eventually developed a personality of intentionally being strange, but would still crave acceptance.

Melone was interested in science and technology at a young age. He’d spend time flipping through science textbooks, learning coding, and surfing the internet, always searching for more knowledge.

Diagnosed with depression as a teen. Being put on meds didn’t help much, but did fuck with his emotions. He hated them, they made him feel like a zombie. Nowadays, while he still takes care of his health and attends doctor visits regularly and follows his doctor’s orders and suggestions, he has a strong distrust of psychiatric medication.

In college, he studied medicine with a minor in computer science; after joining Passione, he was able to eventually pursue a Master’s in genetics.

While in college, he started falling into a bad crowd, who used him to access drugs and made him feel wanted. In return, they introduced him to ecstasy. He got hooked, and eventually fell into debt with the wrong people. Passione got him out of that mess on the condition he join their ranks. He quickly agreed.

Gaining his stand is sort of a hilarious story in hindsight. With Polpo’s lighter test, the flame was quick to blow out, and he found himself with a mysterious gaping wound. He thought he was dying, only to wake up hours later seemingly unscathed. The only difference was that his laptop now had a body and stared at him expectantly. He did not react well to that…

And his terrified reaction to the apparent ‘monster’ in his room is why he now has a small scar on his chest.

Since joining Passione, he’s dropped contact with his birth family. He sometimes wonders how they’re doing, using his connections to get updates from time to time. He’s somewhat indifferent to them, though; it’s more of a detached curiosity.

On one of his early missions with La Squadra, his eye was sprayed with perfume by a would-be mother, resulting in permanent damage.

Hanging with the team is one of his favorite things to do. While they’re an odd bunch, he gets some sense of family and cameraderie with them that he never had before.

Extensive skin and hair care products, has a nail polish and makeup collection, and regularly has spa nights/gossip sessions with Illuso, and Sorbet and Gelato. He also loves talking products and doing makeovers.

He enjoys video games and board games, but he’ll try to psychoanalyze EVERYTHING. The game? A metaphor about grief. His opponent’s play style? They’re a coward who’s afraid of direct attacks.

His relationship with drugs has improved, but he’s wary of it nowadays. His relationship with alcohol, however, isn’t as good. He’s a sad drunk, and tries not to drink too heavily when he partakes.

However, those moments allow him to drop the “weirdo computer perv” persona and actually be vulnerable and somewhat open about his feelings.

Loves deep conversations. If you pass him the joint, he’s talking your ear off. Good luck, have fun with that!

Loves physical touch, not even just on a sexual level. Platonic and romantic snuggling, fingers through his or their hair, resting his head on someone’s chest… it makes him feel comfy and safe. Many teammates have found themselves acting as Melone’s pillow during a movie night.

He’s flirted with everyone on the team. No one knows for sure if he’s serious or not.

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo part five #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra esecuzioni #melone #melone hcs

[autumnslance]

Help I got Lost in My Forbidden Wolkids Future AU Again*

See other entries in this tag and if curious about this alternate post-EW history and who these beans are, continue below the cut for the latest ramblings.

In this AU, Aeryn learns she’s pregnant as she’s recovering from the Final Day; the last quarter of EW allowed for some oops. Also contributes to her not realizing/taking her time/it’s already too late to simply end the pregnancy.

Dark, C’oretta, Iyna, other friends/companions start handling Hero duties, handling the Twelve, the Void, etc. Thancred does not travel; with Ameliance helpfully pulling some strings, he buys a small house desperately in need of renovations and repairs on the eastern cliffs of Journey’s End instead. Gives his anxious brain and hands something to do.

They discuss and formalize that marriage thing a lot sooner. Aeryn doesn’t change her name. It’s a very small affair with just the Scions, Aeryn’s immediate family, the Leveilleurs. Varshahn officiates. The Grandmothers try to get a promise for a big traditional Thavnair wedding post-delivery but Aeryn is firmly on the “no” side of that and Thancred backs her up.

Family’s time is split between Sharlayan and Thavnair as the kids grow. Varshahn is an amazing babysitter btw.

There was already a pre-arranged surgery scheduled after healing a few weeks from delivery, but the complications with Tesa's birth make it more imperative, and Aeryn can't have anymore biological children, which she's fine with.

Alphinaud also had some time to sketch an image of a seated Thancred holding Math for the first time, wanting to capture the absolutely stunned and soft look on his friend’s face for a proper painting later. It hangs in the Baldesion Gallery (created in a wing of the Annex to collect writings, art, trophies, mementos, and other artifacts of note to chronicle and archive the history of the Scions) and the painting is considered one of, if not the, greatest of Alphinaud’s works to date.

Over time and circumstances, Aeryn and Thancred also adopt Winter Thunder and Felicity. I know Winter's circumstances, Felicity's are still fuzzy.

All of the Waters kids have basic Limsan Rogue dagger, stealth, and sleight of hand skills. Thancred considers it Necessary and Aeryn doesn’t argue.

Mathur Waters "He reminds me very much of his father--not just in appearance, but in his easy charm. Far more assured and calm than Thancred was back then--though still prone to giving out nicknames." -Nanamo Math excels at strategy and tactics, learning mostly from Alphinaud. He's a reserved, calming friendly, especially next to his twin sister's higher energy. Like his mother, Math seems to be proper, laidback, and levelheaded, but once you scratch the surface, he's got his gremlin side--if it manifests more toward confounding his opponents than in reckless heroics--and has his showboat side. Math prefers Ranged Physical combat, so he can see what’s happening and call orders and encouragement both. Can swap between guns, bows, and chakrams; Math is a True Bard, and knows the Kriegstanz. When he must Tank, Math prefers the gunblade’s versatility and flair. As a Healer, his mother’s connections means he’s learned the Scholarly discipline of Nym, and trains with the reborn Nymian Marines. The analytical approach suits his style.

Natesa Waters "Regardless of faith, I know from the teachings of my youth there is a cosmic law of balance. Only fair my first daughter's so much like me, with her father's charms thrown in the mix." - Aeryn Tesa is a firebrand who gets in your face. She's also charming enough to get herself out of most trouble she gets herself (and her siblings) into. She combines some of her parents best--and worst--qualities in more visible ways than the other three tend to outwardly show. It keeps eyes on Tesa and her shields, after all. And yes. She's a hopeless flirt and secretly a romantic. Prefers Tanking; she likes being the center of attention and keeping others safe. Due to her lifelong fascination with Ishgardian Knights and Ul’dahn Sultansworn, she favors fighting as a Free Paladin, but can use greatswords, axes, and gunblades. When pressed, she can also forgo defensiveness to push damage from her usual weapons, preferring to remain in melee. She’s very good at the family rogue fighting style, passable with katanas, lances, and her fists. As a Healer, Tesa prefers the aggression and defensive capabilities of Sage.

Winter Thunder (Wintdoen Rhotfalksyn, Winter Waters) "I need to learn how to heal cuz you know my younger siblings." "Having known thy parents as long as I have, I can but imagine thy frustrations. Thus shall we delve into the secrets of the stars together." "Thanks Uncle Uri." Child of a young Sharlayan Hellsguard researcher who got tangled up with a faithless Limsan Sea Wolf. Winter was a toddler when his mother studied with Aeryn, and when the woman took ill and passed, Thancred tried to find his father, learning the sordid truth—that the man had also died while out at sea, leaving a widow and three other children in Limsa. So Winter became part of the Waters family. He’s about two and a half years older than the twins, but a meek, quiet man, happy to let Math take charge while Winter ensures everyone's taken care of. He's never tried to contact his half-siblings. He's not even sure they know he exists. So he leans on the Hellsguard name his birth mother gave him, keeping the Sea Wolf name in the background. He jokingly went by "Winter Waters" at Studium, and once also teased "Wintdoen Thancredsyn" but that was vetoed by his siblings. Prefers Healing; his main skill is with Sharlayan Astrology, taught to him by Urianger and Leveva, but he can use the tools and skills of Geomancy, Conjury, Arcanima, and Sages. If he must deal damage—and he’d rather not—he falls back on Arcanima. He is surprisingly adept with an axe, for those who think him too gentle to play a defender role, and is adept enough at magic to summon himself an icy weapon as he must.

Felicity Waters "Felicity, darling, please do your dear old dad a favor and stop trying to give me heart attacks." - Thancred An elezen girl of unknown origins. Small, fair, red-haired and green eyed. Youngest by 18 months, adopted as a yearling. Tends to be fascinated by magic and power and pushes limits she perhaps shouldn’t. Prefers Caster Damage; takes after Aeryn’s Red Magery, but also pushes into Black Magic on top of Thaumaturgy. Knows and swaps into Arcanima and Blue Magic also. When she must heal, Felicity relies on Conjury/White Magic. She thinks her parents don’t know she’s learned Dark Knight skills from one of Sidurgu’s students. Sid keeps tabs on her for Aeryn’s sake and reports back as necessary. She also thinks her parents don’t know she’s studied Reaping with the Lemures, but Aeryn and Iyna’s contacts there also keep the girl under watchful eye.

Aeryn next to her grown kids, and then the kids together. I apparently didn't get any pics of Tesa with Winter, but Tesa and Aeryn are the same height. Felicity is very short for an elezen, while Winter is a very tall roe. There's already pics of Math and Tesa together in other posts; Math is a bit taller than average for a midlander, but not the tallest.

I shoulda picked different filters and lighting, as Math & Tesa seem a bit light; they aren't as dark as Aeryn (and she's not very, depending on lighting, filters, environment, etc), but they aren't as pale as Thancred, either. Also not sure all the heights translated to Carbuncle properly.

The kids are in mixes of gear not currently available to their preferred roles, perhaps, but hey who knows what'll happen in Eorzean Fashion in the next couple of decades. More about their favored styles anyway; most of them preferring light, flexible adventuring gear thanks to their parents' influences and that early Rogue training.

Anyway. That's the latest about this AU from me. It'll be another few months before I trot them out again.

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*Still @gunbun and @punchelf 's faults. My FC does NOT help. They're like sharks in the water when they sense Shenanigans, and encourage them thoroughly. 😘

#Final Fantasy XIV #Lyn Edits #Lyn Meta #Lyn Writing #Forbidden Wolkids AU #Aeryn Striker #Thancred Waters #silliness

[fivekrystalpetals]

Thinking about it, I find tons of similarities between Break and Lottie—

(yes this is yeeeet another of my break/lottie posts but please hear me out!!)

Both of them are:

Valets in their respective houses

Too loyal to their masters and went to the extent of killing hundreds of people for their master

Lost so many family members to an outsider (directly/indirectly because of Sablier)

Fell into the Abyss in the process of trying to keep their word to their master

Returned to the real world after a long time skip, not to their present but many years into the future

[Look at their matching expressions on emerging into the present and realizing the ramifications of their deeds i am crying they are just so precious to me ;_;]

Intent on finding out the Truth of what happened a hundred years ago (adding here: both of them are Seekers in the story. Break might hang out with the kids but he is not exactly the mentor/teacher character. Uncle Oscar is the Mentor/Teacher; Break is a Seeker)

Assumed a fake persona (in case of Break: a fake name as well) for the sake of their mission

Tend to put on the creepiest faces when others are watching and only reveal their true emotions when they think nobody is looking at them

Ruthless getting to their objective; ready to torture and force what they want out of the other party; maybe, even kill

Intelligent and perceptive and easily see through people on multiple occasions (mostly Oz (twice or thrice) and separately? They are reading through and keeping an eye on either of the brothers in their custody lol)

(Also I find it sweet that after Break passed away, Lottie took in Gil as well, Gil-Lottie were the best bros i bet,, ig after Noise's death, Lottie was the lone big sister kinda figure for the boys)

Other tidbits:

Both of them are fond of dolls! Break and Emily yes! and... remember how Echo offered that doll as a 'bribe' to Lottie to give her a few minutes to talk with Oz lol

Oh man they sure know to clean up well (how can I not add this when both of them rocked in their Head Hunter Arc attire :_: I wish we had a clear full shot of Lottie's dress; it was so gorgeous <3)

their real ages are... ambiguous. They could be anything from 20s to 90s depending on how you start, perceived age, experienced age, chronological age, technical age etc. etc. All I know is that these are old ageless people. annnnd Break is definitely younger than her, no matter how you see it lol. So him calling her "little miss/little lady" is....(ik he is flirting with her) but if they ever had a civil conversation, her reaction was gonna be something like this ahjhjgjskl

(unrelated but I love these three 💔)

ah yes this panel but make it Lottie, Break who is laughing HA HA HA HA and Lily in his arms; post-canon, nobody dies/everybody lives au that never happened ;_;

#pandora hearts #lottie baskerville #charlotte baskerville #xerxes break #break x lottie #brottie #retrace xli #retrace xl #retrace xxxii #retrace xxxviii #retrace lii #ph musings #jic #this is all just canon things anyway #i forgot other points while i was making this post #so if i remember something i will add in reblogs #if you think of something i missed feel free to tell me ^^ #head hunter arc lottie and break have a special place in my heart *squeeee* #gotta add that panel everywhere gjshjgjs you have no idea how much i screamed at it while i was reading that chapter #honestly i wish i could relive all of ph again new #but once you know you know how can i read it like the first time?? ;-;

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Hi! Just asking for some super fluffy hc's about how reader is tom and bill's triplet/younger sister or older sister... would reader be in the band along with her brother's or not? Do they have a good sibling like relationship (do they might often,etc.), would reader have the same style as Tom or Bill or a mix of both of their styles... also reader also be close with Gustav and Georg?? 🤭🤭 (I noticed that I said 'reader' a few times now so sorry about that) take your time on this and i appreciate it if you can do this!! 💓

(Hello! Sure I can! I hope you enjoy this and thank you for requesting!)

Another Kaulitz Kid

They're so annoying istg

They are pretty protective because you're their siblings also, but they can be dumb as hell

Bill is the sorta more laid back one with you

And Tom can be an asshole who likes teasing you

Let's say you're all three triplets, you're in the band also!

They wouldn't exclude you from that and you all had a dream to get famous together with your friends

Bill and you have a pretty good relationship

You guys are comfortable around each other, annoy each other and practically everything siblings do

Same with Tom but he just loves annoying the fuck out of you

You guys argue and bicker a lot

Especially in interviews when Tom is just letting everything go

He loves embarrassing you and Bill

If you do it back it turns into an all out war

Arguments get actually pretty scary at times

Things are broken, insults are flying

But then you guys just are like

"Wanna get food…?"

You guys never apologize to each other I'm sorry

It just physically makes you unable too apologize to your brother

If Tom or Bill ever see you with a guy or flirting with a fan they feel like dying

Tom is just like

"No. Nope, nope, no." And legit dragging you away over his shoulder as Bill is yelling about how you can't do that

If you're the girl triplet especially

They treat you no differently than they treat each other, Gustav and Georg

They do not give a single shit if you're a girl

They will man handle you, throw you around, mess up your hair, mess up dates, photobomb you and everything

They will never let you date unless you hide it from them

You ever sneak out the hotel rooms or wander off

You just wander back in and the lights turn on, Bill sitting cross legged in a chair

"Where have you been?"

"Um….I was out with…Tom."

Tom swivels around the chair all smiling, just happy to be included

"Try again."

"Uh- Georg and Gustav?"

"Don't involve us!"

You have either a completely different style than them or a mix of both

It really just switches all the time

Bill loves doing your makeup and hair and matches with you on the daily

Especially if you're the barely younger sibling

Speaking of older and younger, Tom never lets you guys forget he's older and will never let you guys love it down

If you're older than him though, he's bullying Bill sm and is bullied by you

Even if you aren't a triple and are just an older sibling, you most likely are still included in the band

If you're like a few years older that is

Tom is constantly saying you're old as shit and about to wither away, no matter how older you are

Bill actually likes hanging out with you when he was younger and still

It's died down a bit but he actually got a sense of fashion from you growing up

If you're not in the band, he's always happy to see you supporting them from the crowd or backstage

Tom wouldn't say this but growing up when they got famous he was pretty bummed they couldn't see you a lot when touring

If you're other, a triple and in the band or not, you are actually pretty close to Georg and Gustav

You're either a best friend or an older sister figure too them

You annoy them just as much as you do Bill and Tom

Georg messes with you and Gustav just lets you run your entire parade with no objection

But one thing is for sure

You can't do shit without anyone of them not asking what you're doing or where you're going

Will never let you have your own life

You're stuck with these assholes

#tokio hotel georg #gustav tokio hotel #tokio hotel imagine #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel #tom kaulitz imagines #tom kaulitz #tom kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz imagines #bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz x reader #bill

[shrineheart]

DND Update Time:

A LOT has happened in our game and I'm not 100% sure where we left off but let me just cover some things about Roger and some of the shenanigans he's been in.

Fuck Roger Cummingham, born Roger Cunningham, is a tiefling from an upper-class family. This family practices the tiefling tradition of taking on the name of something important in your life. His father is Honor, his sister is Charity.

And he is Fuck.

And hoo boy does his family hate it. They thought he was joking at first but he's been firm. That is his name.

Most people call him Roger but he'll answer to Fuck too.

He always did poorly in his household because he doesn't quite fit in. As a result, he sought friendships in different areas of town. He fell in love with the idea of being a sex worker and performer. He could do his favorite thing AND get paid for it?

A friendly madam by the name of Kimora took him in when he was old enough and taught him the ropes. Well before that he was learning dance and various performance tricks from the folks at the brothels.

He fits in immediately and does quite well.

The usual exchange on introductions is something along these lines.

"Fuck Roger Cummingham, at your service."

"Who's Roger?"

"Me. I'm Roger. It's my name and instructions."

During his time working at the brothel he caught the eye of many customers. One in particular though... one became something more to Roger. A boy who went by the name Lauren.

The pair fell in love. The young man was from a noble family and knew his parents wouldn't approve. So the two made plans to run away together once he'd finished schooling.

And then it came out that Lauren wasn't the only member of the family Roger had been involved with. Due to the anonymity of the brothel Roger, without knowing, had had Lauren's mother and sister as clients.

Lauren's father was furious and sent men after him. Kimora arranged passage for him out of the city.

But Roger wanted to see Lauren to explain himself.

And it didn't go well. Lauren had fully turned on him. Calling him a whore and saying he'd never loved him.

When Roger pleaded with him one last time to listen to him, Lauren called for the guards. And Roger ran.

On board the ship out of the city Roger met a chef/wizard named Paul. The young man made excellent food and seemed rather... dense about things like flirting, innuendo, and dirty jokes. Curious, Roger kept hanging around him.

And eventually fell for him.

Paul is asexual but he fell for Roger too. The pair moved in together. Paul doesn't mind Roger's work and Roger spoils Paul any time he can.

NOW, for our Game. Roger has:

Traded sex to a gator merchant for a magical tattoo.

Now has three magical tattoos which can move around his body. One is a tentacle that gives him the ability to use Eldritch Maul once a day. Another is a tattoo that gives him the ability to use Disguise once a day. And the last is just a little tattoo that he can move around his body and use to spell things out or make images etc. We've joked that it's the emoji tattoo.

Somehow been the least horny of the group while making the most sex jokes.

Gotten a tiny fire elemental sort of companion who he named Jake... because all I could think of at the time was Jake from State Farm due to my sister and I cracking jokes.

He also got a bow that can be used to shoot spells from a distance using said elemental.

Surrendered himself to a villain to save two random slaves. Persuaded her to take him on as a pet. Survived three rounds in the bedroom with her and fled the scene. They ended up killing her not long after. He's got some feelings about that.

Been downed twice but survived both times.

Has, with the rest of the party, adopted a small orphan that they all love.

Managed to NOT be the person who taught the child curse words first. That was the cleric... Who specifically warned the group not to teach the kid curse words.

Has acquired a magic mirror that shows you how others see you.

Dealt with a bounty hunter who was sent by his sister to track him down.

Is trying to score a threesome with the Paladin and the spirit inhabiting the Paladin's sword. Who happens to be the BIGGEST himbo on the planet.

Pole danced his way into a town. Rolled with advantage and got a NAT 20. Ends the performance perched on top of the pole.

Has been abducted in a case of mistaken identity and forced to perform in an opera.

Become the secret keeper and resident emotional support tiefling for the party.

He's a blast to play with a thick southern accent and a pretty easygoing disposition most of the time. He's such a wholesome little dude too which makes the whole thing even funnier.

#dungeons and dragons #fuck roger #dnd #dnd character

[obeymeblorbos]

Obey me OC

𝐓𝐢𝐬𝐡

A/N - I wanted to create an obey me character who did not run the government or belonged to the aristocracy. Just to represent the masses Tada-!

Pronouns - They/Them

Species - Demon

Family - They have two younger siblings, a brother and a sister, who they are responsible for. Their parents are dead, with some distant cousins in the family tree they are not familiar with.

Born around the time of the Celestial War

Birthday - 18 May

Job description - Full time student at RAD! You can hire this demon to do any chore around the house for the right price!

Likes - To keep busy even in mundane way, say throwing rocks at ponds, just walking around etc, travelling, earning money mostly to support their family and fund their future travelling around the Devildom.

Dislikes - Technology because their siblings seem to be addicted to their 'DDD', jobs where the work to pay ratio is abysmal, rude demons, abstract art because they don't get it, politics since it's too complicated.

Relationship with the brothers

Lucifer - Employer/Employee relationship. Lucifer often hires Tish to do odd jobs around the House of Lamentation, like cleaning the mess after one of his brothers decided to cause an explosion, mend walls, or to babysit Mammon, or to clean Levi's and Satan's rooms. Both of them are competent so they have mutual respect for each other. They think he is perfect to be the future king's right hand man.

Mammon - He reminds them of their little brother so they spoil him a little while babysitting him. He listens to them because they are sweet to him but he would never accept that! Nuh-uh, not this tsundere man-child. Spoiler alert - they know. They can recognise the rebellious phase. Lucifer has absolute faith in Tish' abilities to handle Mammon.

Leviathan - They don't like that he spends all his time in front of the screen. It's just not good for his health! Last time they cleaned his room, as a job from Lucifer, they were scandalized to find unopened energy drinks way past the expiry date. How is that demon even alive? They think of him as a kid despite being younger than him. They don't interfere in his life because it's none of their business. It's professional.

Satan - They respect his knowledge and often talk to him about travelling. He has read so many books that they are in awe of him. The way their eyes light up in excitement at his words make him eager to speak and share so he enjoys their company too. However, they get concerned about the state of his room, and no matter how often it is organised, it only lasts that way for a few days. They have a weekly appointment from him to come clean his room. The two are almost friends, Tish being one of the few demons who's not afraid of Satan and the Avatar being cordial to them.

Asmodeus - He thinks they are cute and flirts with them every now and then at HOL when they are running an errand. They are so detached from social media that they don't know about his modelling career, and only respects him as an Avatar, someone who runs the government. It irks him that they don't know exactly what a big name he is in the industry, so he makes it his life's mission to make them care. They often hang out after classes, where Asmo talks about fashion and his recent photo shoots. Tish politely listens.

Beelzebub - Tish' younger sister likes fangol and is a fan of Beel. So, they have often seen him play. Other than that, they are sometimes called to reconstruct a wall that he broke in one of his fits. They feel touched to see him look so apologetic afterwards. Poor boy couldn't control his hunger. Tish knows what hunger feels like... They can't blame him. They feel pity for him.

Player/ MC - They haven't met a human before! It's so exciting! They bombard you with questions about the human world and asks you to show them pictures. Oh, now they want to visit your realm! Promise that you will take them there! They will help you get accustomed to the Devildom and take you to picturesque places here in exchange.

Belphegor - They disapprove a little of Belphegor. As one of the seven rulers of Hell, he should set an example for the demons. But he is always tired, so they do not understand him and he complains about them ‘working all the time’ and doesn't understand them. How can someone be so hardworking? Of course, they stay neutral to each other.

#obey me oc #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me tish #oc introduction

[watasemasaru]

Please tell us about the Days Sisters!

The Days girls are the American Japanese-Welsh cousins of Osaka Trio (Wakaba, Ryuko, & Kyrie). They were born and raised in Harlan, KY to Oisín M. Days and Chieko Ono.

They're parents are both doctors who work hard to help people in Harlan which is an major poverty stricken area. Oisín is very quiet, a bit spacy, and always looks to have a cloud of melancholy hanging over him. Chieko is bursting with good humor and energy. She has a big laugh and a big heart.

Shasta Shizuka Days (married name; Sanchez)

DOB: April 1, 1968

The eldest sister. In the typical trope way she's also the shortest. Shasta is a Harvard graduate district attorney that works in tandem with the major crimes unit her husband Julio works in LA. She's perceived to most, even to her sisters as cold, mean, crabby, etc. Julio and their children are pretty much the only people who get to see the real Shasta. Like Ian has mentioned; "she didn't used to be that way." Shasta is precise and logical, she needs everything to be just-so. She's very fashionable and has an austere, clean sense of style...which is a stark contrast to the shit box death wobble rust ridden pick up truck she won't get rid of. With Julio they have three biological kids; twins Mana & Shiho, and Mamoru, and an adopted son; Mark. Outside of work Shasta doesn't really have friends, she's a homebody and likes to read old french novels or watch black and white movies.

Dahlia Eiko Days

DOB July 7, 1973

The second sister and the tallest at 5'11. Dahlia is not in anyway like her parents and sisters in the academics department. She only just barely got out of high school and WOULD NOT go to college. Dahlia is a detective that made her way out to LA and worked in Farmington but bailed, seeing the writing on the wall with Vic Mackey and his strike team. She worked major crimes with Julio and Shasta but eventually felt the need for seasons so she's currently in Chicago working Intelligence. Dahlia is brash, sarcastic, a shameless flirt, and short tempered. Because of her temperament she makes risky impulse decisions, but is fueled by good intentions and almost naive sense of what justice should be. Dahlia is the antithesis of Shasta where you'll never see her in a dress or a skirt, you can't even get in a blazer unless work requires it. She's jeans, tshirts, and hoodies all the way. Dahlia currently has a restoration project of a classic muscle car. In her off time she's bent down under the hood working, grease and grime all over her face and a cigarette in her mouth. She's also a reader but it's modern mysteries.

Sunny Miyu Days

DOB December 13, 1978

Third in line and the "older" twin. Sunny has stayed close to home, when to a state school, trained at glynco and is a us marshall out of Lexington. Sunny is true to her name; lively, outgoing, friendly. She has big golden retriever energy. Sunny is also very nosy and that usually gets her into trouble because she can't leave well enough alone. Her dog with a bone nature is probably why she's so good at chasing fugitives. Her and Raylan Givens both kicking up dirt hasn't put either of them in the graces of the people in their hometown. Sunny dresses a little casual for work, jeans and a button down in a tacky print, but at home she's a cutoffs, tank top, and everyone be damned if you make her put on shoes lol. She watches a lot of tv, cooking shows especially since she's of the four the worst cook. Sunny is a bit of carpenter, she likes remodeling her house when the mood strikes her. And she's nursing a HUGE crush on her coworker, Rachel Brooks.

Ian Hibiki Days (married name; Barba)

DOB December 13, 1978

The youngest! She and Sunny are also mirror twins. If you look at the banner their freckles are the same but the opposite side. Sunny's dyed hair distinguishes them but also Ian is considerably shorter due to getting sick in her early teens that resulted in her stunted height. She's right as rain though, just now she's "the short twin." Ian is less outgoing than Sunny, but still friendly. Ian's described as empathetic, intuitive, kind, with a tendency to be analytical. She's also a Harvard graduate with linguistics and psychology. She's a detective in Manhattan with SVU. Her partner was Munch until he retired and then got partnered with Carisi. She did early in her story help out Chicago Intelligence where she was briefly close with Antonio Dawson.

Ian is loyal to an almost deadly fault. She will always put herself out to help someone else. And like her twin will keep at it till she sees the desired result. Ian is a good cook but absolutely hates cooking. You can usually find her somewhere "low-end" as opposed to the fancy places nyc has to offer. She's big on breakfast. Ian now and then likes to play videogames, but to Fin's disappointment, not fps. She's a swanky dresser like Shasta but has a much more masculine/tomboyish flair. Trousers, jeans, oxfords, boots, blazers and plaid that looks like it came off a couch from the 70s.

She has a saint bernard; Chevalier, whom she had before she met Barba and a cat; Caderousse that Barba tried really hard not to like but that's his cat now. She and Barba have two children; Yui Catalina and Inés Hanamaru (middles names are maternal and paternal grandmother's names respectively)

#asks #oc spewage #shasta shizuka days #dahlia eiko days #sunny miyu days #ian hibiki days

[firecurls-27]

So you’ve done evil cupchal headcanons so why not for the whole family

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh good idea!

(Ps, I haven’t drawn evil kettle or mugan yet, but I will leave Headcanons for them!)

(These include cupchal and slight mugchal. Don’t like, don’t read.)

Elder kettle boil🫖🚬

He/him, aroace, (nobody knows how old he is, not even himself) 4/16/18??

- heavy chain smoker, he fucking REAKS.

- he’s a lot meaner than the original kettle.

- hangs out a lot at the craps table with the casino crew.

- the only reason he joined devils side is cause devil said there’s no rent for apartments in hell.

- still calls devil “Mrs meow meow” and devil fuckin HATES it-

- even if he’s a little meaner than his old self, he’s one of the only ones who will listen to mugman vile when he’s having a hard day….

Mugan glass🍼🔥

She/her, sexuality not yet defined, 6 month - 1 yo, 11/16/1933, speech impediment

- cuphead eve and mugman vile’s little sister

- very quiet, so you can’t hear her coming

- smuggler, she can steal anything she wants and no ones the wiser!

- baby bottle is her #1 nemesis.

- when she’s old enough, she wants to be part of her brother’s circus!

- loves her family to death, even if it is falling apart.

- carries a machete with her at all times, she hides it in her head-

Vessel shatter💸🗡

He/him, bisexual, 37 yo, 5/18/1896, ADHD(medicated), depression

- a lot quieter and less energetic that our beloved vessel.

- he and dice can’t even look at each other without crying.

- rethinking his marriage to thorn, she’s very mean to him. He misses the old her….rosé….god, even thinking that name makes him cry.

- *ahem* gay for Ludwig *ahem*-

- hates ms malice cause she’s just like him when he was a kid, so when she started dating eve, he got pretty pissed.

- mostly works at the casino in terms of money.

- he and vile don’t get along to well, but they would never hurt each other on purpose. Shatter cares about him to much to hurt him.

- also a heavy chain smoker, he’s trying to quit for his kids, he caught vile trying to smoke and it almost broke his heart.

Rosé thorn💔💋

She/her, polysexual, 36 yo, 6/22/1897,

- unlike our lovely rosé, thorn isn’t very kind to her family.

- she constantly pins the boys up against each other out of entertainment.

- her job is still singing but sometimes she’ll come home with someone else’s wallet, and a few kiss marks…

- is aware her husband isn’t happy anymore, and is really trying her best to be nicer. (By trying I mean not at all)

- she knows a good joke or two though! That’s where eve gets his humor!

- still a fashion queen✨

Mugman vile🎪🎭

He/she/they, bigender, pansexual, polyamorus, 12-15 yo, 2/18/1920, autistic, depression, anger issues

- big flirt, can date anyone he wants with just a wink.

- the Frank Sinatra of hell.

- stressed 24/7, but is too cocky to show it.

- ringmaster in him and his brother’s circus!

- he DID date malice for a while, but they didn’t really feel a “spark” y’know?

- part of him wants to get with ms malice again, so he asked his parents for help. Shatter said not to, because it’ll break eve’s heart, but thorn (because she was bored) said yes, that vile deserved her more than eve.

- so for a while, he did small gestures, flowers, chocolates, gifts, etc. but he clearly saw she loved eve more than anyone.

- he took his father’s advice, even if eve was a bafoon, he’s still his brother. Plus, I don’t think malice and vile would be very stable in marriage…

- he’ll find the right person some day! Maybe-

- remembers most of his past life, but not enough.

Cuphead eve (evil)💥🪗

He/they, transmasculine, bisexual, 10-13 yo, 9/29/1922, autistic, ADHD(unmedicated), anxiety, speech impediment,

- got him inspired by the mini joker (robin) from Batman beyond: return of the joker, a psychotic smile and SO much trauma-

- in the circus he and his brother runs, he’s a clown. he just doesn’t wear makeup. (Yet, I have to decide on the right design)

- very timid unlike our renowned cuphead, big people pleaser.

- stutters a lot, so he has trouble talking, but malice helps him out.

- has a bad habit of biting through his gloves when he’s nervous, so malice sews them up for him with fun patters. They’re his favorite pair.

- thinks he’s not good enough for malice…

- has very little memory of his past life, and stays awake at night trying to remember….

- one time, his old friends (Cora, Mac, canteen, buster) went to his carnival. After the performance, they met him in his dressing room trying to get him to remember them. He did, until big D walked in. He was telling eve that he had a good performance, that’s when his friends had to leave…..they come over every now and then trying to get him back to normal.

Bonus:

Ms chalice Ms malice🩰💕

She/they, demigirl, omnisexual, 11-14 yo (physically), 6/30/????, dyslexic, depression

- trapeze artist in the circus!

- when she started dating eve, she was just trying to get back at vile. But eve gave malice something not a lot of people gave her: kindness

- eve is literally the only person she’s nice too. Everyone else can go fuck themselves-

- she, boil and shatter are the only ones who fully remember their pasts.

- she and shatter constantly try to murder each other.

- she loves teaching eve and glass new dance moves!

- literally Devil’s BFF, she joins him in musical hour.

- honestly, she’s friends with a lot of people in hell!

(Note: I will add more if I get more ideas soon! Hope you like them! Which ones your favorite?)

#my post #ask firecurls #cuphead #cuphead: ddwtd #the cuphead show #cuphead au #cuphead oc #demitasse family au #bad end au #tw smoking #cupchal #evil cupchal

[dragonmuse]

A Guide to the OCs of Leda Verse (mostly for my own amusement because I was trained to make reference tools) presented in order of appearance (with ratings because why not)

Blue Toby- The guy Eddy took out with a crowbar and still limps to this day. Gets a few mentions throughout. (1/10, never appears on screen, but is probably a dick).

The Terrible Roommate- Lucius' unnamed roommate and ex, who became the not fun kind of drug dealer. (1/10, very awful and did not earn a name. But did help Lucius and Pete move in together.)

The Barista, Who Knows What He Did - Jim's unseen nemesis. (10/10, I love this joke unreasonably and no, we will never know what he did. HE KNOWS.)

Craft Lady at the Folk Festival- Trying to flirt unsuccessfully with Oluwande while Jim gets a drink. (2/10, based on an actual encounter at a festival, very annoying, but points for helping along the conversation. No name earned.)

Dolly Boodhari- Oluwande's mom, collector of many things, and all around sweetheart. (9/10, would be a 10, but sometimes her existence makes Jim a little sad which is not her fault and yet...)

Ada Boodhari- Oluwande's oldest sister who works in finance, has a crappy boss, now has Sweeney's sister as a pet, and collects bee themed items. (10/10, get a sister-in-law who will paint a room with you)

Zuri Boodhari- Oluwande's older, but not oldest sister. Married to Mark and has two kids, does medical billing. (5/10, not yet developed, but she's filling out the space along with her family, thank you for your service Zuri.)

The Boy Who Tried to Make Alma Kiss a Worm - Miserable little shit that causes Eddy to instruct Alma in the fine art of punching your problems away. Returns un-credited as the asshole making fun of Ingrid. (-1/10 for obvious reasons.)

Carnival Owner- Waxed mustache, too much cologne and a racist prick. John and Pete blow up his spot by literally blowing up his caravan. (-5/10, will never earn a name, terrible person, moved the action along, but at what cost?)

Zipper- Buttons' former lover, who left him for a younger man and crops back up to be a dick on their road trip. Smells like stale cigarettes. (1/10, good pun name, awful person. Good day, sir...I said good day! )

Sympathtic Woman with Cat Ears and Tight Corset at the Ren Faire- Listen, she appeared for one line, does not speak, but she gives Izzy an understanding look over his jealousy issue and I bet she's got a great backstory. In fact, I'm going to give her a name right now: Peony Lane. (4/10, too brief to go higher, but a good 'un).

The Lady Blacksmith- Sharpens Izzy's knife at the Ren Faire and has amazing biceps. Might make another brief appearance, so I will withhold naming her here, but she deserves one. (4/0, same as above.)

Jonah Hands- Izzy's older brother, deceased. Mentioned several times in passing and described as a violent charismatic guy that likes Johnny Cash. Will likely crop up again at some point. (4/10, don't want to hang, but I am curious about him.)

Faith Callahan - She's got her own story, spin off aus etc, doesn't really need her own summary here. (9/10, point deducted for being dead.)

Beth-Faith's lukewarm friend, who does attempt to get closer, but only when Faith gets into the same classes again. (3/10, make an effort, come on.)

Brittany Cartwright- Faith's former friend turned bully because she had some repressed feelings to work out. Returns as an grown up guidance counselor at Charlie and Alma's school, married to the English teacher. (7/10, gets a whole unseen redemption arc, but the unseen makes it hard to get fully on board).

Brandon- Proto-Eddy for Izzy, does not do the job very well and is forgotten about as soon as Izzy leaves school. (1/10, he's a menace and does not get a redemption arc.)

Faith's Parents- Bad all around. Abusive, cold, and basically killed her. (-1/10)

Delilah 'Delly' Norris nee Hands- Izzy's younger sister, described as a gremlin until Izzy reconciles with her later. Generally irritable and exhausted because she has a toddler and the Hands genetics. (8/10, another off screen arc that probably won't get pulled into focus, but she's doing the most she can with what she was given and didn't need to kill anyone to get there, Izzy.)

Sweeney- Izzy's cat. Furry knife pile (11/10 cause kitten.)

Ingrid Watts- Alma's first and best friend. Shy, bullied, but comes out of her shell to become a kickass vocalist. Loves vintage punk. (9/10, first real fully conceived OC of the series, actually. In that she has an entire personality and hangs out in and out of the story for the rest of the series.)

Owen Grant- Alma's second friend, desperately wants a band, keeps the band going and when the band finally dies, will probably start another band. Has dated Ingrid on and off for years, briefly dated Alma and Shawna too. (7/10, want to flush him out more, but his day has not yet arrived).

Felix Cardosa- Alma's first boyfriend...also Charlie's first boyfriend! Star pitcher, devoted lover, and apparently Bonnet catnip. (9/10 one point deducted for bagging siblings without remorse, c'mon man.)

Aaron Hands- Izzy's younger brother, missionary and all around misogynistic jerk. (1/10, awful.)

Thomas Norris- Delly's husband, fire fighter, appears to be a decent father and husband. (5/10, enigma, but seems fine.)

Deborah, Rachel and Leah- Izzy's squad of cousins that move as a unit. (5/10, perfectly cromulent humans)

Saul 'Da' Hands- Izzy's father. Abusive twatwaffle. (-1/10, necessary to the plot, but unnecessary to the world)

Thomas Norris- Delly's husband, fire fighter, appears to be a decent father and husband. (5/10, enigma, but seems fine.)

Dylan 'Pickle' Norris- Izzy's niece and personality is mostly 'toddler' at the moment. (8/10 cause she comes in like a wrecking ball).

Shelia Kissamee- Unseen drag queen, who tattles about the Swede's summer adventures, but it works out. (4/10, don't rat out the Swede, even if it worked out!

Rita Zebrowski- Read's unofficial foster mother, kicked Read out of the house when Read turned on the gang, but has since tried to rebuild the relationship (5/10, that's a big hurt to come back from, but Read is a very forgiving person.)

Alex 'Zee' Zeborwski- Rita's ex-husband and slightly better than the rest of Read's former gang, but still not great. (2/10)

Jacob Lewis - Real estate agent and charismatic head of Read's former gang. Sadist. (-1/10, inveigling kids in your evil scheme? You get to hang out with Hornigold in hell)

The Ballet Teacher- Brief moment, but big impact on Read's life. (5/10, really mostly just selling her class, but the outcome was good)

Amir Shariq- Charlie's best friend, room mate and once fling. A great swimmer in his own right, pre-med student, supportive and class A dude. (10/10, did not plan for him and he really grew throughout the writing in to a fun, complete person, definitely will appear around the edges of other stories)

David 'Coach' Hoffman- Has coached college swim for twenty years and knows Charlie has a lot of potential. Hates the football coach. (7/10, watching out for the guys, but kind of gruff about it. which Charlie likes for Charlie reasons.)

Chase- Swim teammate of Charlie's, freshman. Well meaning, but easily confused. (4/10, will buy anything)

Phillip Toulouse- Rival swimmer, apparently an asshole. I don't actually know anything about him, but he seems like a tool (2/10, do better, sir.)

#leda house and the kraken verse #OCs #the army #i started this list thinking it'd be a fun exercise #but uh...it's hella long huh? #let me know if I missed someone and I'll edit