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sillysowa · 10 months

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SEXTAPE

PAIRING: HOBIE BROWN X FEM!READER

GENRE: SMUT, STARTS OFF PRETTY CUTE BUT GETS KINKY

WORD COUNT: 1.1K

WARNINGS: PERVY HOBIE, VAGINAL FINGERING, BITING, SLIGHT DEGRADATION(?), HOBIE FINGERS YOU WHILE YOU PLAY GUITAR, RECORDING SEX

AUTHORS NOTE: I LOVE THIS SONG AND I FULLY KNOW ITS NOT DIRTY, BUT ITS MY INSPIRATION. (‘TING’ IS JUST SLANG FOR THING!)

SYNOPSIS: HOBIE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF HIS GIRL PLAYING HER GUITAR

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Your amateur fingers danced over your electric guitar, a messier version of Sextape by Deftones ringing out in your empty room. Your amp blinked, your room was freezing, and you found yourself growing more comfortable with the beginning riff. This song was important to you—Hobie having introduced it to you on your first date when he drove you home. It was late, and you were tired, but the song left a mark on you.

The window was open like it always was, awaiting your lover boy. Hobie was at Headquarters for god knows what reason, and he had been gone very long now. You had no way of knowing when he’d be home, busting yourself with your new hobby. It was strange and it was difficult, but when you got it, it sounded beautiful.

Hobie had had an exhausting day, wishing he could be home with you the whole time he was at HQ, but understanding the need for his help. Finally, he was out of there, walking back into London through a portal and sighing in relief. He was standing on the side of your apartment building with his hands in his pockets, walking up the wall and pausing when he heard you cursing,

“Shit, No! I just had it are you kidding?” You grunted, awkwardly adjusting your fingers for the chord you were desperately trying to perfect. Hobie’s ears pricked up, the sound instantly earning his undivided attention as he crouched outside your window, head peeking in just enough to not catch your attention but to give him a good view of you.

To you, you looked a mess. To Hobie, you looked like something straight out of a wet dream—your hair was out of your face, (whether that’s with a bonnet, hair tie, or whatever works for you!) and you were in just your underwear and a tank top. Your guitar was on your lap, and the frustration in your face went straight to his dick. Hobie couldn’t help it, you just looked so ravishing when you were upset.

You were in the middle of the chorus when your boyfriend Hobie makes his arrival through your window, but you don’t jump, you’re used to it by now.

“Hobie, I was beginning to think you’d be gone all ni-“ You start, beginning to take your guitar sling off when Hobies large hands outstretch towards you, palms up,

“Wait-wait-wait! I wanna hear! Don’t wanna miss the show.” He smirks, backing away when you reposition your guitar with a slight eye roll. Hobie just laughs at you as he gets changed,

“It’s really not any good so far, Hobie, and i’ll probably mess up if you’re watching.” You whine, not exactly interested in embarrassing yourself in front of your experienced boyfriend.

“Hey don’t even start with all that, you’re doing great, luv, and I wanna hear the progress.” Hobie quips, a finger pointed towards you as he nears the bed. You’re surprised when Hobie gets real close next to you and then ushers you to scoot forward a bit, then it clicks,

“Hobie-“

“What?” He says, feigning innocence as he invites you to sit with your back to his chest, his legs spread to give you room. You sigh when you realize he won’t let you not do this, positioning yourself,

“You’re such a perv, Hobie.”

“Yeah and you love it.” He smirks, pulling you real close.

You position your fingers on the neck of the guitar, momentarily forgetting what song you were playing. You feel Hobie’s hands on your thighs, and you try to focus. The songs starts. It’s surprisingly steady sounding, and the strings aren’t buzzing like earlier.

“That’s it, good job.” Hobies deep voice rumbles behind you, almost causing you to lose track. You’re playing the song as best as possible, shifting slightly, completely unaware of the effect it was having on Hobie. You feel his fingers creep down to your covered slit, and you pause,

“Hobie?” You question with a slight tilt of your head only for him to grab your chin and face you forward again, hushing you,

“Keep playing.” His voice instantly silences you, and you follow his command, fingers dancing across the strings and continuing the song. You shiver as he starts to rub your clit through your panties, praising you when you do well, giving you tips when you mess up.

A chill trickles down your spine as Hobie moves your underwear to the side, spitting on his fingers before he slowly pushes two into you,

“Ngh~ Hobie! I-I can’t by play like this!” You moans and squirm, only resulting in a toothy grin to take over his features,

“Sure ya can, sweetheart. Just focus f’me.” Hobie reassures you, his voice deep and raspy. He starts to steadily pump his long fingers in and out of your cunt, which is being embarrassingly loud while you play.

“Mmm~ Ha~ Hobie~!” You moan, struggling to keep playing as he speeds up. The feeling of his fingers curling into that soft spot inside you drives you crazy, and you struggle,

“Finish the beautiful song for me love, I know you can.” Hobie whispers in your ear, kissing your neck and making the hairs on the back of your neck stand up straight. He fingers you so fast you see stars, and you don’t even realize what you’re saying anymore, moaning anything and everything that you feel. Hobie whispers in your ear the whole time,

“Oh you poor ting can’t even play anymore, feels that good yeah?” He chuckles, picking up speed when he feels your walls clenching around him. Your guitar is long forgotten, Hobie fingering you to your release like it’s a sport to him. When your back arches and you cum, Hobie leaves small bites on your neck and sucks hickeys all over, boner throbbing against your back as he whimpers at the sounds of your pleasure.

“Good girl baby, good girl.” He grunted, pulling his fingers out of your pussy while you whine, then tapping them on your lips, “Clean em up dollface.” He groans, cock hard against you as you suck his fingers into your mouth, swirling your tongue over them. When he pulls them out, he pulls your guitar over your head and web shoots it onto the wall, mounting it. Hobie grabs your neck, his jewelry clanging in the process as he gets up on his knees. He frees his cock and bends you over, your ass up and head down while you grip the sheets, incredibly flustered and shy from his sudden horniness. Suddenly, Hobie pulls your neck back and his phone is right in front of you. He records your expression when he thrusts into you, both of you moaning loudly before Hobie grunts,

“Smile for the camera, luv.”

#across the spiderverse #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x reader #spider punk #hobie brown #hobie brown fluff #hobie brown x you #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown angst #spiderman #Spotify #silly’s fics

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everythingne · 3 months

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looking in a mirror - click ! take a pic ! (op81)

rhys, daisy, and co's socials leading up to the announcement of them joining f1.

(series masterlist)

fcs: // archie madekwe (rhys) / ruby campbell (y/n / daisy)

oscar piastri x reader series

warnings/notes: no warnings for this other than mentions of a breakup, just something quick to try and get me out of this writing slump i've been in >:0!!!

msdaisypearce

🎶 wildflowers - tom petty

liked by oscarpiastri, rhyspearce, hanavettel and 238k others...

msdaisypearce: local german man forces british teen to save the bees ?? again ??

tagged: sebvettel

sebvettel: you literally asked to come with me.

⤷ msdaisypearce: have you ever considered i went with u for @ hannavettel?

⤷ hannavettel: awe!! love you lots dais!!!

⤷ sebvettel: sei nicht so gemein

⤷ msdaisypearce: cant hear u over ur wifes cooking !!

user1: shes basically daisy vettel atp

rhyspearce: girl fucks off to germany and doesn't say anything

user2: SEB NATION WAKE UP DAISY HAS BLESSED US!!!

rhyspearce

📍 the dream life

liked by charlesleclerc, sebvettel, mwebber, and 278k others...

rhyspearce: snippets of life this month...

tagged: hannavettel, msdaisypearce, and two others..

msdaisypearce: casually leaves out him nearly breaking my nose

⤷ sebvettel: ur being dramatic

⤷ rhyspearce: omg ur teaching him abbreviations?

user1: UR SO HOT PLS OH MY GOD

user2: another day another rhys thirst trap to add to the collection

charlesleclerc: maman requests ur visit soon

⤷ rhyspearce: funnily enough im coming back from porsche in stuttgart tn...

user3: PORSCHE HQ???

msdaisypearce posted a story!

sebvettel posted a story!

msdaisypearce

🎶 history of man - maisie peters

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msdaisypeace: 'just a heart broke bitch, high heels, six inch In the back of the nightclub, sippin' champagne' (caption doesnt match the song, post doesn't match the way im feeling. a kind reminder everything u see on socials are hand picked for ur viewing.)

hanavettel: lots of very exciting things coming up in ur life, sending love from home

user1: SHE BROKE UP W HER BOYF??

⤷ user2: tbf she hasn't posted him since the end of last season

sebvettel: my offer still stands, you know. much love.

⤷ msdaisypearce: get off insta and check my texts >:(

user3: is this why she's been with the vettels all week while her brother went back to monaco??

rhyspearce: love u love u love u

oscarpiastri: logan is pacing just so u know

⤷ alexalbon: PACING.

⤷ msdaisypearce: aweee my f2 boyss!!! 🩷 i will call u tmrw

⤷ logansargeant: we're both awake now call me now tf.

rhyspearce posted a new story!

msdaisypearce and rhyspearce

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msdaisypearce: something new on the horizons. thank u to @ f1 and @ porsche.motorsport for trusting us. thank u to @ sebvettel for working ur magic as per usual. thank u to all the f1 drivers for welcoming us in. see u all in 2025 !!

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porsche.motorsport

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porsche.motorsport: welcoming both of the pearce siblings to join our team for 2025!

Rhys has been a reserve for Ferrari these past two seasons while racing in both Formula E for Porsche and Formula 2 for Prema. He has been racing since 2006, and racing in FIA sports since 2014.

Y/N, or Daisy, has been racing with F1 ACADEMY since its maiden season in 2023 and was the first ever F1 ACADEMY Champion. She had been racing since 2009, and racing in FIA sports since 2017.

tagged: rhyspearce, msdaisypearce

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#f1 fanfic #f1 smau #formula one fanfiction #f1 x reader #formula 1 fic #formula one fic #formula one fanfic #formula 1 fanfic

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mistress-of-vos · 26 days

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I'd make a longer post (and maybe one day I will) but since Lore Olympus, the story that introduced me to webtoons is coming to an end I'd like to say something:

I can't believe it is considered problematic. It has to be one of the sweetest, fluffiest, simplest stories I have read (hence why I still like it, it's a relaxing read before bed) and somehow it got too "kinky" for mainstream. It's laughable.

Everytime I dare to click on their tag or look for the # on Twitter or FB I see people clutching their pearls as if Lore Olympus were brainwashing teenagers into marrying a non existent God of the dead and have babies with him. What the hell?

The fact that people think LO is too dark makes me laugh. A single episode of Rick&Morty, BoJack Horseman or HQS has way more explicit content and dialogue. In fact!!! If it were up to me LO would have gotten genuinely kinky!!! All it does is have some surface spicy tropes that get sugar coated to not make puritans awkward and tbh that's sad. LO and the author get terribly hated anyway for daring to portray the most common female fantasy.

And this all makes me laugh but also mad because you'd think LO at least has some genuine dark themes but no? At most we have Persephone's trauma due to Apollo's abuse and yet that topic is treated as a therapy pamphlet because people couldn't handle an imperfect victim. Hades is a wife guy who shows little to no anger. Hera was re written to be sort of a feminist so that people stopped being annoying about women having emotions.

LO is a sweet, simple story with tiny spicy things here and there that were eventually pushed aside because people couldn't handle it. I wonder how Rachel feels about this, because at the beginning the story was extremely spicy and the only crime was being published in a platform as webtoon, full of people who can't differentiate reality from fiction.

Is LO a masterpiece? Idk! I enjoy the story, it's very self indulgent for me, but I won't go and analyze every detail to see how it should be labeled as it's not meant to be a perfect media. It's meant to be an entertaining, nice story of romance and it does that job very well. This need to demand perfect writing while also crucifying authors over "dark" themes is ridiculous and contradictory.

And I keep wondering, if these people loathe LO so much, why dedicate all that time to the infinte posts they make about how they would have told the story? And all those re tellings are boring! It's always "So Persephone and Hades won't ever kiss here because she's a lesbian. Also he doesn't appear at all. And Demeter isn't an abusive mom! Oh and everyone is ugly because gods shouldn't be beautiful! And Apollo isn't evil he's uwu baby. And no toxic relationships here, Zeus is a good husband!"

Sweet Gaia, you guys wouldn't handle Saint Seiya having Athena in the body of a teenage girl with big tits and who's constantly in the edge of breaking her virginity vows. These attitude screams of jealousy and puritanism and both are disgusting.

TLDR: LO being too problematic for people is both funny and annoying. I wished it actually were as kinky and dark as people insist it is. I'd pay for a toxic romance, but that being said, I LOVE it very much as it is and it's nice to have a re telling that, while not pretending to be loyal to mythology, didn't went for a route of sanitizing all the myths. I hope that once it ends haters will move on and let real fans and the author alone. 🙏

#lore olympus positive #pro lore olympus #anti anti #anti purity culture #anti puritan #anti censorship #okay here we go #lore olympus #discourse #I'm gonna block anyone who comes here to cry about how LO is too dark istg #if you can't handle size difference go back to SpongeBob or something #mistress' venting

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salemssimblr · 1 year

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I'm not something you can tame that easy You don't know shit about the pain I'm feeling

This started as a halloween costume render and then my subconscious took over. Oops.

Please for the love of god click for hq. Raw under the cut so you can see the dumb shit these roses pulled and put me through lmao

#ts4 render #ts4 edit #sims 4 render #sims 4 edit #sims render #sims edit #salemsims render #salemsims edit #ariss #ts4 #sims 4 #sims #salemsims blood

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siccariushahni · 10 months

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GRIEVING.

Pairing: Miguel O'hara x F!Reader.

Wc: 1,5k

Disclaimer: Angst, mention of death, grief, good ending. If i forgot anything please let me know!

The heavy weight forming on your chest as you first stepped onto the HQ in the morning were almost an understatement, a heavy cloud of resentment and something more that you couldn't really say, maybe some type of presentment or apprehension; something felt so wrong and god knows what really was.

It seemed that everyone on the field knew what were happening but you. Everything seemed pale, lifeless, like if a silence vow have been made without your knowledgement. You didn't heard a single word from anyone, not even a chitter-chatter from afar, their expressionless faces rathering to look on the ground than to you.

Your paces were filled with uncertainty as you headed to Miguel's office, the infinity of empty corridors on your path made your already tight chest ache for any kind of answer. Where were everyone? God, it even looked like someone had.. died?

Everything stopped on that right moment, your throat became dry like a desert and something clicked on your head, suddenly it all made sense. Your fingers trembled with fear and worry with the slighest idea of what was actually happening. Your legs ached for a break as you ran towards the office's big doors, mustering all the remaining strength you had to open them. The sight of the empty plataform made your heart sink to your stomach and Lyla's apologetic eyes didn't made it any better.

'How could i forget about it?' You repeated it to yourself as a form of self-flagellation, today were the day where Gabi passed away, it was Miguel's fifth year without her but time didn't made it any easier and you knew that too well. You were the one who were supposed to take care of him on that exact day, like you did a year ago and the year before. You were the only one Miguel really allowed himself to trust, to show this side of him; all his vulnerability, his weaknesses and how he really blamed himself for what happened.

Unfortunately things this year weren't the same as before. It's been eight months since Miguel had broken up with you. His words still resonating on your chest, the guilt and the fear on this man's shoulders were something that corroded him from inside out. The incessant thought that he would be the reason of your inevitable fate haunted him every night; the fear of losing you, hurting you. He couldn't bear it. And lamentably there were nothing you could do to change his mind, not even all the kisses and reasurrement words you could give him, your eyes burned with just the mere reminder.

You quickly typped Miguel's cordinades on your gizmo, jumping on the wide open portal without a second thought.

"Wait-" Lyla called your name in a hush, her voice echoed on the background as you were transported to his flat, the one you two shared so much intimate moments. You had to brush all the remembrance away as your eyes darted around the room, all the lights were off. The darkness felt empty, it was harrowing.

"Miguel..?" You voice went like a whisper, the fear of being too loud and breaking something that didn't had repair. Something inside your old lover and his broke self.

Such careful steps, like the floor would break apart as a thin layer of ice in a frozen lake. You knew he were here, even if he pretended not. The sound of his broken heart resonated within you.

Something crashed inside you as you had finally reached his room. You would never see the man you love as a being who deserved pity, he would never want that. Knowing Miguel as much as you did he would rather be a dead man than someone who's seen like miserable; but even trying so much there wasn't other word to better describe the sight.

The usual big and imposing Miguel O'hara, the man who held the responsability of taking care of all the multiverse, so many lives, all the canon bullshit which he tried with all his might to maintain. Now lowered to the resemblance of a wounded animal.

The extremely large body shrunk in the corner of the room, the eyes who had looked at you with such passion on the past now were full of remorse; deep dark circles like you've never had seen on him, thick tears rolling down by his cheekbones and soaking his t-shirt. The lips you used to whisper sweet-nothing's against, to kiss so passionately, now quivered with such heavy sobs; the effort he made on trying to contain them were almost palpable. He held Gabriela's favorite cloth doll for dear life, pressing it against his chest; his claws unconsciously opening small holes on the thin fabric.

Every breath you took felt like a bunch of needles scratching inside of your lungs, it hurted like hell seeing the man you loved in such suffering, you really wished you could take his pain to yourself to free him of all that madness fate put him on. His eyes averted your face, maybe shame, longing, you couldn't say.

"It's okay.." the sweetness in your tone made him shudder, he craved your touch, your care, your embrace, you. The way only you managed to rid him off of his misery. How this poor man spent nights on trying to keep your smell on his things, how he missed the sound of your voice when talking to him, to wake up in the morning and seeing the sunrise kissing your soft skin while you kept dreaming. Oh poor, Miguel..

You expected him to push you, to hiss, to send you away at least to show how your presence was not desired here. But your walls came down as he settled himself between your legs, his immense trembling body trying to poorly hide on your small figure; your arms surrounded him so fast, holding him tight against your chest. "It's all my fault.." He stuttered between sobs, his voice so low and hoarse, almost like he stood screaming his pain away for hours now.

A hot little puddle formed in the chest of your suit, his tears touching your skin so softly that you couldn't bare to hold a cry, your emotions failed you on trying to be his strength. "I lost her and then you.. I failed you, I-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.. " he trembled inside your arms, your grip on him just increasing.

A small kiss were placed on his forehead, your shaky hands caressing the nape of his neck so slowly as you poured your heart on every touch. "You could never loose me, Miggy. Never. I know that you did what you thought was better for me, for us. There's nothing to be sorry about." his grip on your suit so light, he didn't felt worthy of your forgiveness, or touching you, not after seeing how much you suffered because of his decisions.

His head snapped from your chest, his glossy eyes finally facing you after what seemed like years. His lips moving so uncertain of what his heart begged to be said. "I.. I love you, I-I'll never be able to not love. To look at you and not feel that I ruined everything. Gabi would've hated me for what I did to you-"

"Don't ever say that again." you interupted him, your lips pressed in a line as you tried to hold the tears back. "Don't ever dare to think she would hate you, she loved you until her last breath." his big hands came on top of yours, squeezing them so weakly as you tried to remain still. "Maybe you've made mistakes, but you don't deserve being punished like this. You're human, Miguel. You already learned what you needed to, you failed and then you fixed what you could. Please stop torturing yourself.."

You brushed back a lock that fell over his tired crimson eyes, your thumb caressing his features as your heart pleaded for you to remember every small detail that you may had forgot on this months apart. His eyes darted from yours to your slightly wounded lips. If only maybe he allowed himself to get closer to you, to kiss you.. God, how did you missed kissing him.

Your breath hitched as his lips brushed sweetly against yours, so close but at the same time so far. "I.." his words faltered. "Please.." he searched for any doubts on your eyes, on your words. You nodded absentmindedly, your thoughts went numb. You craved it for so long.

The tip of his tongue grazed your lower lip, a supplicate for entrance, to remember your lovely taste. Your eyes closed and your mouth slightly opened, a single shiver running down your spine as you molded yourselves into each other, so familiar. Suddenly the room feelt so small, there wasn't enough place for all the buried emotions.

Painfully you had to separate against your will, both lungs begging for oxygen, foreheads leaning against eachother. "Please, don't leave.." he placed his palm on your cheek, cuping your face so perfectly like you've been tailor made for him.

"I'll not.." his face returned to your chest, hiding itself while his body leaned on yours. Both of you stood there, between caresses and sweet words, until his crying stopped and he feel asleep on you, the ground never felt so good before.

#miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x y/n #miguel o'hara x spiderwoman!reader #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara x fem!reader #f!reader #atsv miguel #miguel spiderman #miguel spiderverse #miguel o'hara x you

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wa-royal-tea · 10 months

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Amore Couture, Worcester (6:16pm)

*door opens and closes*

Ginny (text message): Done w/ work. Omw home ❤

Rainier (text message): Alright. Drive safely. I’m making dinner rn.

Ayu: Going back already?

Ginny: Oh! Hey, Ayu. Yeah, I don’t want to get caught up in traffic. Do you need anything?

Ayu: Nah~ I just want to check in on you. Got any plans for tonight?

Ginny: Yeah. It’s date night.

Ayu: Ooh~ You guys going out?

Ginny: Hmm nope! Rainier wanted to watch movies from home. He’s worried that I might be too tired to go out.

Ayu: Aww~ How sweet of him. Well, tell him I said hi when you get home! I’ll see you next Monday.

Ginny: Alright. Be careful on your way home!

Luxe Apartments (7:30pm)

Ginny: I’m home~

Rainier: I’m in the kitchen!

Ginny: That smells good. You need help?

Rainier: Nope. I’m done. I just need to set up the plate and then we can eat.

Ginny: Okay then, I’m gonna shower first and then I’ll come down and join you.

Rainier: Mhm. I’ll wait for you.

Ginny: Thanks for dinner tonight, sayang~ I love it.

Rainier: I knew you would. I’m glad you liked it.

Ginny: Of course I liked it. My boyfriend is a good cook!

Rainier: *chuckles* You flatter me.

Rainier: Go pick a movie you want to watch tonight. I have something to get in my office.

Ginny: Is there anything you want to watch?

Rainier: I don’t mind anything. As long as it’s not a Zombie apocalypse movie.

Ginny: Okay~

*door opens and closes*

Rainier: *exhales deeply* You can do this.

Ginny: Oh, hey. I found—

Ginny: What are you…?

Ginny: *gasps* Wait, is this really happening?

Rainier: Mhm.

Ginny: Oh my god…

Rainier: I was planning to get you a ring but then I remembered how much your late mum’s ring meant to you. So I got you a bracelet instead. Is that okay with you?

Ginny: You didn’t have to get me anything for this. Really.

Rainier: Yeah, but I want to.

Rainier: I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time. These past several years have been amazing and I never thought that the girl who knocked me over at that summer market would end up being the love of my life.

Ginny: *laughs* Please don’t remind me of that moment, it was embarrassing.

Rainier: It was not. I think it’s cute. But then you completely forgot about me. I was hurt, y’know?

Ginny: I’m sorry…You know how bad my memory is.

Rainier: *chuckles* I’m joking~

Rainier: Ginny, I love you. And I want to be with you until we’re both old and grey.

Ginny: And watch the grandkids play around?

Rainier: Mhm. So what do you say? Will you marry me?

Ginny: I’d be delighted.

Ginny: Also, we can get my ring modified to follow your family’s tradition. As long as the original diamonds are still used, I won’t mind a little change here and there.

Rainier: Of course, anything you want, my dear.

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vestaclinicpod · 6 months

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Audio Drama Sunday - 26th November

Happy Audio Drama Sunday! I’ve had SUCH a good week of listening this week. I love it when you find a new show and it’s exactly what you didn’t even know you were looking for! Here’s what I listened to this week!

🧳 Travelling Light by @monstrousproductions (3) Oh MAN, I loved this episode. I think my wife was ever so slightly concerned when I came home singing about seeing bees in the arse end of November, but what a fantastic way to world-build! I’m looking forward to finding out more about the lovely-seeming alien with the translator issues and beautiful embroidery!!

🤴 InCo by @itmeblog (S2 27-31) Breaking and entering is so overrated. Breaking and EXITING is where it’s really at. I am disturbed by Nova’s findings at the GU HQ and I hope that little explosion destroys everything it needs to.

🏛 @the-mistholme-museum TRANSCEND oh what a cool exhibit this episode! I was left thinking about this little red pencil for long after listening! And they made it to the beach!! I actually love the head of retrieval too much for him to slip into the hivemind - I hope they both get out of there!

🌨️ @thewhitevault (3) hhhhhh oh my god. These guys are just truly awful, I really hope Iffy’s plan to outsmart them works. I’m still trying to figure out how the parallel stories are going to piece together but I know it’s going to be so satisfying when it clicks!

❤️‍🔥 The Love Talker (4) This show is DARK, man. There was one particular scene this week that had me trying to recoil from my own headphones (it was not successful) and I can’t stop thinking about it and feeling sick. But, hey, if you’re looking for an actually nasty horror to get you through this cold winter, The Love Talker might be for you.

🌹@desperado-podcast My new love!!!! I was looking for something with a good backlog of episodes after finishing W359 and remembered how much I loved the @levianpod pilot so figured I would check out another show by the same creator and I’m so glad I did!! I’m on episode 12 and I’m absolutely in love with Desperado. The characters feel so real and their banter is so fun! It's so interesting to learn more about magic systems from a range of cultures as well. I’m so invested and I can’t wait to listen to more!!

I’m off to listen to more Desperado, have a good week! 👋

#seriously every character in desperado has got me like: you are the most precious character in existence #and I will cherish you in my head forever #travelling light #InCo #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #the white vault #the love talker #desperado #audio drama #audio drama sunday

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cogneato-inc · 1 year

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hullo may I request some dating alpha beta headcanons? 🥺

Robotus Alpha-Beta Dating Headcanons

FIRST of all God Bless whoever sent this in ily-

All of these are assuming he’s repaired and able to leave Cognito HQ but I might write another one because,, The Yearning,,,

Very fluffy (mostly ranting abt cuddling honestly-), all sfw !

This man is,, the Clingiest mf on the planet I swear-

He’s spent most of his sentient life in a jar, of course he’s going to be a little (a lot, it’s a lot) touch starved !!

He can’t always be touching you but by god he’s going to try-

Hands on your waist while you make lunch, looming over you much closer than necessary to watch something on your phone, helping you put on your jacket before you leave,,, he’s a sap <3<3<3

Loves cuddling,, sm- if he finds you watching a movie/taking a nap/literally just laying on the couch by yourself ??? You will not be alone much longer-

It doesn’t matter what he was doing before he spotted you, it is suddenly Not Important

Dozing off alone and briefly waking up as he winds his arms around you, easily coaxing you back to sleep with a few murmurs-

Lots of unexpected naps - he has a habit of playing with your hair/running his hands along your back when you’re watching tv together,, you have missed many episodes of Friends </3

Reagan mentions at some point that it’s odd for him to be powered on late at night so I guess he,, sleeps ? And WOW does that open some doors-

He’s a goddamn octopus - just,, curled around you, hands gripping the fabric of your pajamas, face buried in your hair/neck, pulling you closer to his chest anytime he wakes up in the middle of the night

(He doesn’t breathe but you can heAR THE MACHINERY IN HIS CHEST-)

The relaxed hum of his fans, maybe some quiet clicks every once in a while - better than any white noise machine

Good luck getting out of bed on time <3 he’ll wake up as soon as you’re gone - and he’s Very Persuasive when it comes to getting you back in his arms for ‘just a few more minutes’

He’s so warm <3 like an overworked laptop- which is great for cuddling obviously but also just,, him holding your hands to warm them up when it’s cold outside ?? Wrapping his jacket around you while he’s wearing it to share his warmth ???

(One downside to this is that he’s,, not very comfortable to sleep near in the summer </3)

Absolutely pulls a Clark Kent/Superman to go to fucking,, Walmart with you

(He hates interacting with The Masses, but never passes up an opportunity to be painfully domestic with you - helping you decide between ice cream flavors, grabbing your favorite snacks off the high shelves, insisting on carrying all of the bags up to your apartment in one trip (definitely NOT to show off, thankyouverymuch-))

Hacks the self checkout to get you every deal/coupon/employee discount possible :)

#Not sure if this is what you wanted but feel free to send another ask !#Okay tags-#inside job #inside job headcanon #robotus alpha beta #inside job robotus #robotus alpha beta x reader #alpha beta x reader #alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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HQ guys with 🐱 (part 2)

click here if you want to read part one ⬎ https://www.tumblr.com/forusomimiya/710270827872026624/hq-guys-with?source=share [𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙢𝙖, 𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙖, 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙣] (sorry if the ships I write are not to your liking) SMUT +18, fem characters but not their partners. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

𝙆𝙤𝙯𝙪𝙢𝙚 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙢𝙖

"so close babe, keep it up please" whispered kenma after muting the microphone, although it wouldn't be the first time she'd let out a moan with the speaker on. Feeling the tip of her boyfriend's nose in her hole didn't help her keep control. Quite the opposite. She fucked Kuroo's tongue until she reached the tingling in her belly that would make her cum silently seconds later. Kuroo moaned at the salty taste of his girlfriend's cum, hardly embarrassed to be heard by the young men who were already asking kenma for explanations of what they had heard. Kenma excused herself as best she could and disconnected from the game. She would explain herself later, now she have to deal with the tent under her boyfriend's trousers.

𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙮𝙤 𝙃𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙖

One of Hinata's sexual fantasies was to penetrate her boyfriend with a strap-on, and after several conversations and pouting, she succeeded. Having her six-foot-four boyfriend lying on the bed with his knees bent towards his chest. "Oh honey, this is gonna be fun." She omitted Tobio's moan as she entered him fully, and even though it was a silicone cock, she felt the pleasure like it was a real one. The thrusts increased, and with them, Tobio's pleas for more. Hinata wasn't used to cardio, but to see her boyfriend a mess, she would do anything.

She coordinated her movements to grab her boyfriend's hard cock and milk him dry. It was enough to see the white liquid covered dildo spurting out of her boyfriend's hole for her to cum after him. "God... I told you this would be a good idea." Tobio seemed to like it. He bought a couple more of those dildos in different sizes.

𝙄𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖

"No one's looking, so touch me" Mattsun loves to be touched in public. Showing the other men who he belongs to, and Hanamaki needs no more than a command from his girlfriend to work his way between her legs under her skirt, toss aside the expensive lingerie he once bought her and plunge his slender, long fingers inside her. He makes an effort and unbuttons his trousers to free his cock and play at the entrance to Mattsun's pussy.

"Don't go so fast. You wouldn't want me to cum that fast, would you?" She didn't want to, but the thought of being able to be seen by thousands of eyes heightened her excitacion. She only had time to be filled before she went to the bathroom and gave her boyfriend a taste of the mess he had made inside her.

#haikyuu smut #haikyuuheadcanon #hq smut #hinata shoyo #hinata smut #issei matsukawa #mattsukawa issei #mattsun smut #matsukawa smut #kenma smut #kozume kenma #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!!#kageyama x hinata #kenma x kuroo #hanamaki smut

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macravishedbymactavish · 1 year

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Can We?! (John "Soap" Mactavish x GN! Reader

My brain can't focus on series or the request I'm working on; and my dude showed me the video of the Florida Woman with her alligator named Rambo - so have this.

| Unofficial Part 1 | Blog HQ | Modern Warfare 2 Masterlist |

"Bonnie!!" You heard an excited yell from down the hall; you were currently relaxing on the couch scrolling through your phone. Stopping mid scroll, you side eyed the doorway, hearing the excited footfalls getting louder.

"There's an alligator named Rambo!" Johnny slid into the doorway, smile taking over his features as he gestured toward his phone. "He rides ATVs too!"

Your phone now placed to the side, as your boyfriend flopped into the spot beside you. Curling one arm around your shoulders as the other clicked play on the YouTube video he found.

Florida Woman Adopts Gators

"What is your sudden obsession with that state?" You questioned, immediately being shushed. With an amused (and partially concerned) expression, you watched as the woman introduced her pet. Explaining how she came to adopt him and cuddled the predator like a cat???

"Can we get one?" Johnny whispered hopefully, squeezing you a bit closer to his side. "Please hen"

"You....no!" You laughed, awestruck by the request. "Why would we get an alligator?!"

"They're cute! See?" He gestured toward his phone, still smirking at you.

"You won't let us get a dog, but a full blown predator. A whole ass alligator is on the table? Where do you even get one?" You challenged, still trying to figure out why his mind was so dead set on America (considering last week it was hurricanes in Florida, now we're adopting alligators).

"One, I've never been attacked by a 'gator. Those overgrown aggressive rats you call puppies have. Two, obviously this ladies house. She knows what she's talking about" you stifled a laugh, finding it rather adorable how passionate he was about the idea.

"I love you, I really do" you started, taking a deep breath to try to keep yourself composed. "But how about we meet halfway with a gecko or something? The weather here isn't exactly gator weather"

"Because we don't get hurricane watches?" Dear god not again...

Your brows furrowed momentarily before:

"Of course Johnny, we can't get an alligator as a pet because we don't get hurricane watches."

Taglist: @bloodonmyhands-1221 @v1naco @bowtruckleninja

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #john soap mactavish #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish fluff

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whumperofworlds · 8 months

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Whumptober Day 2: Sick Day

Now on AO3!

A/N: Another day, another Whumptober prompt! Also, this is The Roaring Lions' debut! Finally, huh? Also forgot to add in the first story: many of these probably won't be my best works, so don't expect too much from me during this!

Tags: @gala1981

CONTENT: sick, collapsing.

ENJOY!

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@whumptober Day 2: Thermometer | Delirium | "They don't care about you."

Malik wasn't sure what had happened. For the past few days, he was full of energy and was getting around. But now? He could barely get out of bed. Not only that, but his nose was constantly stuffed up, and his throat was sore and dry—no matter how much water he drank, his throat remained that way.

Was he coming down with a cold? No. He wasn't. He never called out for sick days. Even on days where he wasn't feeling well, he still came in to work, even back when he was a college professor. He wasn't going to call out of work simply because he was under the weather. His team needed him now. Especially his Theo.

Malik sighed before coughing as he poured some coffee in his mug. It was another day to research bounties to capture; he was sure that he and the Roaring Lions would find a criminal and get them out of the streets. That was their goal, after all; to stop criminals from terrorizing the city. He wasn't as brave as Theo, or as smart as Elliot, but his wits and quick thinking had helped the team capture criminals and bring them to justice. He couldn't just—

He let out a loud curse as the hot coffee overflowed in the mug and touched his hand. He reeled back his hand, nearly taking the mug with it, before waving it to get rid of the burning sensation on his skin. He glanced at it for a moment—thankfully, it was only wet and sticky. No burns from what he could see.

I need to pay more attention… he thought, before he poured the excess coffee back in the coffee holder. He picked up the mug by the handle, before heading towards his small kitchen table to sit down at. He shook his head, sipping his bitter coffee, clicking his tongue to enjoy the taste… if he could. He couldn't taste the bitterness of his favorite drink due to his stuffy nose. He groaned, his head nearly hitting the wooden table in annoyance. Could this day get any worse?

He let out another sigh, before he stood from his chair. Pouring out the coffee in his sink, he grabbed his suitcase before heading to the Roaring Lions HQ. Surely, seeing his Theo would cheer him up a bit.

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Driving was more difficult than he thought. Malik had nearly hit a tree during his ten minute drive to work, and had swerved to avoid hitting another car. He groaned, as he finally arrived at his destination. The caffeine he got from his bitter coffee wasn't helping his exhaustion—did he even sleep last night?

No, no, Malik thought, the coffee hadn't kicked in yet. In a few minutes, I'll be full of energy. Just give it time, Malik.

He got out of his car, forgetting to lock it until he was halfway up the stairs. Once he realized his mistake, he cursed under his breath before he turned to his car and pressed the "lock" button on his keys. Thank God those existed—he would be exhausted going back down the stairs just to fix his mistake.

He didn't hear the double doors opening until he turned, and he jumped upon seeing Theo standing at the door. He lost his balance, and nearly fell down the stairs before Theo grabbed him by the arm and pulled him back on his feet. Once Malik readjusted himself, he sighed in relief.

"Thanks," Malik said, a small smile towards his beloved.

"Mally," Theo began, his eyes filled with concern. The pet name made Malik's smile grow a little wider. Oh, how much he enjoyed Theo calling him that. "Are you okay, love? You look like you're… unwell."

Malik shook his head to deny him, his smile still plastered on his face. "I-I'll be fine, Teacup," he tried to lie. "I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. There's no need to worry about me."

Malik tried to enter the headquarters, but Theo placed two hands on his chest to stop him, a frown on his face. Before Malik could protest, Theo placed the back of his hand on his beloved's forehead. His frown grew when he felt how warm Malik was.

"You're running a fever…" Theo pointed out, removing his hand from his boyfriend's forehead. "You're sick. You need to go home, Malik."

Malik tried to ignore the fact that Theo used his name instead of the usual pet name. He wasn't sick; even if he was, he had work to do, dammit! He shook his head. "I-I'll be fine, Theo. I just need to get some sleep tonight when I get home."

"You're sick," Theo protested, an eyebrow furrowed. Why was Malik so stubborn over something like this?

Malik sighed, his fifth one today, before he removed Theo's hands from his chest. "I'll be fine, Theo. Listen, we need to get to work. We shouldn't stand here arguing over this. The Roaring Lions need us right now."

Before Theo could insist, Malik gently pushed him aside so he could enter their headquarters. Theo only watched as his boyfriend walked away until he disappeared from view, an exasperated sigh escaping him.

"Stubborn as always," Theo said to no one in particular, shaking his head. He needed to keep an eye out on Malik.

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A few hours in, and Malik wasn't feeling any better. In fact, he was feeling worse. His head began to throb to the point that he couldn't concentrate on his paperwork, and his eyes began to blur so bad, he could barely see the words on the papers. However, he tried to shake it off with a shake of his head. Was Theo right, and that he was sick after all? No, no. He couldn't think that now. He couldn't just go home in the middle of work. That would be distasteful, especially since they were so close to locating the criminal who eluded them for weeks.

His head throbbed again. Ugh. He probably needed to get some coffee to get rid of this headache.

He stood from his chair, his feet unsteady for some reason. But he shook that off before heading towards the break room at the other end of the hallway. When he left his office, the hallway looked… longer than usual. When did it look like that? Was he imagining things?

The walk to the break room took longer than necessary—he stumbled a few times, but kept his balance as he continued forward. Why did it look like the break room was further than usual? Was he stumbling around that much?

Finally, he entered the break room, feeling the coolness hitting his warm skin. Thank God. He felt so hot in that office despite the blaring air conditioner. Olivia and Theo were already in the room, with Theo pouring himself a cup of tea. Malik couldn't help but chuckle. What a tea lover, he thought to himself.

Theo glanced up to meet Malik's eyes, a small smile on his face, though Malik could see that it was strained. "Mally," Theo greeted. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm… okay," Malik nearly trailed off, dizziness hitting him. He held his head for a moment, but stopped when he saw the worry in his boyfriend's eyes.

"Mally," Theo asked. "Are you sure? You're not… looking so good."

Olivia perked up then, glancing at Malik. She studied him for a moment, to which he looked away, not from embarrassment, but to hide that he wasn't well.

"Theo is right," Olivia pointed out. "You're sweating despite the cold air. Your hands are shaking. Obviously, you're not well."

Malik sighed his sixth sigh, shaking his head. "I said I'll be okay, I pro—" he tripped over his feet, and he yelped in surprise, before he readjusted himself. Theo nearly spilled his tea when that happened, and he went in position to catch him. Malik gave him a sheepish smile, as if saying that he meant to do that.

"Malik Townsend," Theo spoke sternly, his eyes narrowed into a firm look. Malik paused at his full name being said, eyes wide. "You're obviously not well. You should go home. Now."

Malik opened his mouth to protest, to argue that he wasn't going home, but his head began to pound, and he held his head again. He grunted in pain, and the dizziness worsened. He wanted to shake his head to get rid of the dizziness, but the intense headache prevented him from doing so. God, what was going on with him?

"I-I just need to sit down for a while…" Malik admitted. He turned to a nearby table, but tripped over his feet and tumbled to the ground. The cement-like flooring didn't help with his landing, as pain flared up everywhere. He gritted his teeth from the pain, but that took too much energy as he blacked out. The last thing he saw were Olivia and Theo's shoes in front of him, with Theo crying out his name.

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How long was he out? Malik wasn't sure, as his eyes fluttered open. His breathing was heavy, and his vision was blurry; colors were mixed together, familiar colors.

He blinked a few times, readjusting his sight, before his vision cleared up.

Immediately, he recognized where he was. He was in his home.

He opened his mouth to comment about it, but stopped when he felt something touching under his tongue. He raised a brow, before he moved his hand to touch the object; it felt like warm glass.

A thermometer?

"Don't take it out," a voice—a familiar one—said on his side. "You still need your temperature taken."

He turned his head to see his Theo sitting by his bedside. The other man smiled slightly, but Malik could see the worry etched on his face.

Wait… why was Theo here, at his home?

He wanted to ask that, but remembering the thermometer in his mouth, he kept it shut until his temperature was taken. Several seconds passed, and Theo reached out to take the thermometer out of his boyfriend's mouth, studying it for a moment. He gritted his teeth and cringed.

"Jesus, hundred and two degrees," he said, shaking his head. Carefully placing the thermometer to the side, he began to explain, "you passed out a few hours ago at the headquarters, and I took you to your home. Olivia said that you caught the flu, but you'll recover in a week."

"Oh…" Malik simply said, sinking into the covers as he shivered. His headache was still strong, but it wasn't as bad as a few hours ago.

"Malik," Theo began to scold gently, "why didn't you stay home when you're feeling sick? You scared us shitless when you fainted."

Malik's eyes averted from his lover, as if ashamed. He was sick, yes, but he didn't want to admit it to Theo and the others. "Don't wanna take a sick day," he finally admitted, "the team needs me."

Theo sighed, shaking his head at his beloved's stubbornness. "We do need you, yeah, but if you're this sick, rest is more important. It's not just for your safety, but the others' too. What if someone caught whatever you got?"

Malik sunk into his covers further, guilt hitting him. Shit. If any of his team members caught what he had, they would be out of commission. He hoped that no one caught anything after he was around them.

"...Sorry," Malik apologized in a soft voice.

Theo placed a hand on his shoulder, his smile still plastered on his face as he nodded. "Apology accepted. Just don't let this happen again, okay?"

Malik returned the smile before nodding as well. Lesson learned, he thought, if you're sick, stay home.

"Now…" Theo offered, "you need anything?"

"...Soup would be nice," Malik said.

Theo patted his shoulder with a grin. "Coming right up. I'll be back." With that, he stood from his chair and walked out of the bedroom.

Malik sighed—this one content—as he curled up in his covers. He was so lucky to have a good boyfriend like Theo.

#whumptober2023 #no.2 #thermometer #oc #fic #sickness #collapse #malik townsend #theo campbell #olivia taylor #the roaring lions

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pinkyjulien · 4 months

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Yesterday's modding session got me pretty frustrated, I wasted so much time and was feeling overall pretty shit. Woke up feeling a bit violent, so to calm my nerves and get some serotonin I decided to check some old posts of mine over my old blog @pinkydude

This blog got flagged last year, I was always upset about this, especially cause I always suspected the fandom to be the cause by mass-reporting it

Well, today I got confirmation that this was indeed the case, so from the bottom of my heart

Fuck you

And especially Fuck You to all the passive homophobic pieces of SHIT that couldn't handle a fictional character's queerness, y'all are fucking pathetic HGFHH

NOW For more context; one thing I loved to do back in the day was to share some of Pawel's streams, pics and videos in majority.

A lot of people didn't liked his streams mainly because of "the favoritism"; the Sasko Sunday streams became an habit for a lot of us, watching him for literal years, he recognized our names and we had "inside jokes" in streams with the community there. You can see why some people felt jealous and became nasty about it.

There's a lot to be said about people feeling "left out" of something they don't even willingly participate in, the streams were always public and anyone could join at anytime they'd want to, but I disgress.

His streams were always really interactive; we would ask questions about the story, the characters, and Pawel would reply and give us insight, BTS infos, hints and other cool crumbs!

Pawel eventualy had to stop most of his interaction with the community because he was being HARASSED by SOME PEOPLE on Twitter openly tagging him about his "favoritism" and even sending letters to HQ complaining about it.

Back to my old flagged blog; We can't search up tags on flagged blogs, it becomes really hard to look up for anything there, we can't access the archives either Friendo gave me this tip months ago; if you have a pinned post, simply add tags to it and you'll be able to click them, like a lite "search box"

So that's what I did this morning, in bed, on my lil phone, adding "pawel sasko" to my pinned to go through my old stream posts!

And imagine my surprise while scrolling down past the majority of my posts being flagged for...... sexual content??

Now I recognized these posts simply by the comments and reblog on them, they are nothing sexual. Y'know what they are?

Posts about Mitch! Of course, who else, it always goes back to him doesn't it? All the drama, all the bullshit this fandom ever gave me alwaaays goes back to him.

So anyway, I couldn't see these posts on Mobile, but I can actually see them on desktop, so let's see what The Fandom TM wanted to take down sooo bad

My post about Mitch's database being fixed Nothing surprising here, I'm the reason Mitch's database got fixed and people didn't NOT like that at all!

Of course this one would get reported too We're starting to get a better picture of who went on a reporting rampage.

Pawel comfirming that they left hints of Mitch being gay on purpose in game? Of course it'd get flagged too

Pawel reacting to my stuff in general? Boom

They even went as far as to report my FIRST ever post about Pawel, when I talked on his streams for the first time back in 2021.

We all know who could've been so butthurt about all this that they went on a flagging spree ghfhg fucking PATHETHIC oh my god

Anyway, y'all have a nice day ✌😩

#tbd #long post #fucking piece of shit oooooh #Need to touch grass this made me UPSET #blah blah

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lavenoon · 1 year

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I have nonstop been thinking about the newest chapter of AU for a few hours and now its officially Brain Rot hours (1 am).

Sun and Moon getting transferred because of a promotion to get more money to help out their brother is something I absolutely love! The boys having to move out and Robin learns of their identities is just icing on the cake.

But I raise you this: Instead of a young couple moving in, its Eclipse.

Eclipse had been wanting to pay a visit to his brothers after being away for so long that he begged for a transfer to their building that he got under the condition of doing a big secret project along with being unable to transfer back for a few months.

Sun and Moon are unaware that Eclipse has been transferred and Eclipse is unaware of the two's promotion.

Eclipse is sad to not see his brothers and struggling to find a place to live only to see Robin's listing for a tenant/resident (idk how it works/what it's called).

Robin is shocked to see another celestial animatronic but doesn't turn them away. Maybe Eclipse mentions his failing battery and that this place is his best bet at safe traveling to and from work; not to mention that because of the battery his work hours constantly change. Robin agrees because maybe this will help them overcome their sadness of the boys (it doesn't but hey new friend maybe).

A week later Robin is at work and catches on to whispers of a new lab guy and decides to visit the sector to see how good this new tech is (maybe they can get an upgrade they couldn't do themselves) only to see Eclipse making another explosion of a prototype.

Eclipse is so proud of their little explosion writing down his findings only to see Robin and introduces himself as Eclipse then remembers "Wait its Horizon".

Robin is a deer in headlights like "what do I do, this guy is my neighbor". They talk a bit with them to see how different he is only to see that Eclipse is just the same, if just a tad bit more explosive.

Maybe they talk and one night they both walk home late from work together (Robin revealed they were neighbors and Eclipse is just so happy to have a genuine friend) and it's a good thing too since Eclipse has a crash in front of them and Robin panics. Give it a few minutes and Eclipse is back online and explains that that is what he meant by safer route home.

Robin makes it a point from now on to keep an eye out for Eclipse when out to make sure he gets home safe. Maybe they hangout a lot more during the day so Eclipse can go explore the city more once they find out what's happening.

Sun and Moon don't learn about Eclipse moving/transferring until they try to contact him about his battery upgrade only for him to gush about his new neighbor and how great of a friend they are (whether he reveals its Robin along with their identity or not is up for debate. Honestly if he hasn't revealed who his brothers are to Robin yet would be a miracle)

At this point my brain has died from needing sleep since its now 2 am and I am 90% sure none of this makes sense.

Sorry for the long rambles in your inbox.

Hope you have a wonderful day/night dear! Take Care!

This is amazing and while it wouldn't quite work in canon, I'm eating this up!

Just. Oh my god. The higher ups finally got their asses into gear to prevent the identity leak of three agents living next to each other, trick two into transferring, and then their brother moves into their vacated home? The absolute irony. The hilarity. HQ is just twitching at this point.

A reveal with Eclipse that early on would go over a lot smoother - mostly because Eclipse just makes any secrecy impossible from the start. He recognizes his landlord, sees they recognize him, and just goes "Hey! Well that's a funny coincidence! :D" while Robin is caught between dynamics - currently they're the star agent, but in front of them is their giant golden retriever of a neighbor and it's just.

It's a lot.

But they're kind of used to "a lot" by now. Click the door shut for some privacy, and make sure they're alone, before just heaving the deepest sigh and asking "Let me guess, you have two brothers?"

"Oh, yes! I actually came to see them, but I haven't caught them yet."

And Robin kind of... They feel for him. They don't know much about him, but he got left behind (unbeknownst to Sun and Moon) just like they did. The communication between the three of them seems to be lacking, and that pisses them off, too.

Protective Robin, activate.

It distracts them from their own pain, too.

So they're still angry at their boys - but they just mentally adopted another, and boy did that go fast. Despite everything, befriending Sun and Moon lowered their walls, and if Eclipse comes in soon enough after the transfer, they haven't built them up again yet.

Gently (as gentle as they can be) they explain. The two transferred - got a promotion, and everything else. Eclipse listens, not quite sure what to make of it all, and just lets their name slip -

Robin immediately winces and shushes him - "Call me Robin when we're at work" "Wait, you're Robin?" "What do you mean, I'm Robin?"

Cue more realizations, when it clicks for Eclipse just how stupid his brothers were - he's a little nicer to his newest friend, who seems pretty angry at them themself, and doesn't ask why they didn't notice for over half a year

(*Sun and Moon worked there for a few months before moving in with Y/N - they had a temporary accommodation, and rose the ranks to already establish a rivalry with Robin before Sun every visited the place)

It gets even funnier should Sun/ Moon come back - the absolute terror of asking Eclipse for his new address ("When did you transfer??" "You didn't tell me about yours, why should I tell you about mine?") and getting their old one in return.

And then there's Y/N, somehow in the know about their messed up little family, bristling and ranting at them for not even telling their brother they're transferring - there's not even any need for secrecy, they're all three agents!

Wait.

They know that, too?

"Oh yes, Robin helps me out in the lab sometimes during slow days!"

"Well. I sit there with the fire extinguisher and we talk."

"That's more than the others do."

And Sun (bc it's probably him) just stands there, staring blankly, internally screaming loud enough to wake up Moon, who is VERY confused and then sees the situation at hand - and oop, now he's screaming too.

They got a lot to apologize for, now - and it's very awkward to suddenly have your brother and former crush rival/neighbor be besties and getting chewed out by the latter while the former stands behind them with the smuggest grin because, well... He didn't leave them. Will have to, at some point, yes, but not suddenly and not in a "leaving you behind" way, and there's no secrets anymore so they can just keep in touch.

There's still a happy end for them all, with Eclipse speeding that along, too, because he just keeps nagging Sun and Moon about "You're treating them right, yes? You're not being idiots again?" "No, Eclipse, we're being nice and we still apologize every day. Pretty sure they're sick of it by now, actually" "Do it again just to make sure"

In parallel, Y/N is texting Eclipse to "STOP TELLING YOUR BROTHERS TO BE SO APOLOGETIC IT'S WEIRDING ME OUT IF THEY KEEP LOOKING LIKE KICKED PUPPIES I WILL HAVE TO KICK THEM AT SOME POINT" "Glad to be of service (:" "If you want to be of service, send me one of those modified smoke bombs you made. I'm feeling vengeful." "Done!"

So it's a little awkward, and there's still some bitterness to address, (and also some realizations about the true nature of the promotion), but they'll all be okay <3

#answer let luce #darklighthedgehog #accidentally undercover #aaaa I wanted to say so much more but #spoilers for the sequel drabble AND I'm on a timer gfhdjs #but this is very much fun and swings it all around to the comedy this is supposed to be #bc. uh. AU *was* supposed to be a comedy GFHDJS #whoops sorry about that #sleep well!! Hope you didn't wait for this oh my god

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