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kazbrekkerfast · 8 months
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I love being non-binary but the amout of times I see a post I relate to but it's titled "girl ____" and I'm like well then. that's made me sad
or like "this is for the men" and im sat there sad because why is life so gendered all the time with such stupid things
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needklainenow · 8 months
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Selfie
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sweetpumpkinmouse · 5 months
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berunov · 1 year
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STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
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devi-nini · 1 year
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hey so i did this like over a year ago thought you guys would like it—
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dragon-razor-writings · 6 months
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Ren: “Wow, bisexual and French? You really are a stereotype. Now, all you need is some bitches.”
Jaune: “Okay, fuck you, first of all-”
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theitalianscribe · 7 months
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You've seen LoliPop/The Fuck You Twins.
You've seen Damian With a Gun.
Now get ready for...
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Pew Pew-is.
Or Lewis Fight.
Inspired by this: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-the-dreamworld-gang/728671062011871232/drum-roll-please-i-present-to-thee-this?source=share
And this: https://www.tumblr.com/hurtmionedanger/728556499832586240/cant-believe-i-dont-think-i-ever-shared-the?source=share
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Alternate version
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steelthroat · 2 months
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Elliot wip
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thtfailedartist · 2 months
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Please PLEASE I will never beg for followers again BUT PLEASE SOMEONE FOLLOW ME to get to 69 followers I'M BEGGING YOU
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Random Shit Said By People in my High School Friend Group
Random quotes from when I was in high school, absolutely no context:
*bursts into musical number about a gourd*
“AMERICA IS NOT A RELIGION!!!”.
“NO beds! We sleep on the floor like real men!”.
“What do you mean that’s a mentally ill amount of fries? Any amount of french fries is mentally ill! Yes, french fries are mentally ill! Have you met a french fry? THAT’S TOXIC MENTAL ILLNESS”.
“Stealing random children is not the way to adopt people.”. “It might be.”.
“She has the capacity to be a MILF.”.
“I think Texas still has the death penalty.”. “Oh, good.”.
*reading history quote* “Each woman must be an attractive object of desire.”. “I’m assuming he didn’t get very many women because of his personality.”.
“You sound like an American.”.
“I want to put her in a blender, but unlovingly.”.
“I’m gonna have such big kidney stones when I’m older. Big, girthy, kidney stones.”.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST KILLED THEIR CHILD, CONTEXT?”. “Herorine.”.
“Brick! It’s what’s for breakfast!”.
“Those bones are so freaking edible. They look so crunchy, I could bite them, and they’d snap like a twig.”.
“What do you need the corpse for?”. “Food.”.
“Being purple isn’t a disability.”.
“Geez, I've always wanted to be castrated.”.
“CATS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF EGYPT.”.
*cries because Tom Holland is British*
“I’m gonna show them how bad we are at caring for babies *grapples child*”.
“OF COURSE THE GRIM REAPER IS A LESBIAN!”.
“BUCKLE YOUR JORTS HOE!!!!!”.
“That’s not 1NC3ST, that’s CANNA_BAL1SM!”.
“Don’t airfry her, SHE’S ALREADY WHITE!”.
“If I take ibuprofen, we ALL take ibuprofen.”.
“If you bought Taylor Swift’s used toothbrush, it’s our used toothbrush.”.
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cuppedbottledwater · 8 months
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Daryl: Leaves with Merle Glenn:
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fuckingshutup · 4 months
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ME WANT BITE
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omgreally · 9 months
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I will die on this hill
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strebcr · 14 days
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🐻
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rainbowgod666 · 4 months
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youtube
So basically
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Aekku: Oppenhiemer!
Aekku: Going to go see Oppenhiemer!
Aekku: So ready to go to Oppenhiemer!
Aekku, finally gets to ticket counter: Hello-
Ticket mouse, whispering: One for Barbie?
Aekku: …yes please. *gets ticket* Thank you.
Aekku, loudly: OPPENHIEMER! Woo!
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