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lilkitkat24 · 2 months

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Anyone else obsessed with rapid pregnancy or just me? The idea of getting fucked first thing in the morning then going to work and about my day only to find my jeans are feeling a little snug. Head to the ladies room and then as I’m looking in the mirror my stomach starts to bloom out in front of me. Looking down I’m worried my jeans won’t button again and I have grown to look 4 months pregnant in a matter of seconds. Enamored i can’t help but just run my hands over my swollen pregnant belly. I wonder how I can cover this up and go back to work without my predicament being noticed.

#rapid pregnancy #swollen belly #belly expansion #cute belly #fun at work #bd/sm breeding #breed k!nk #breeding toy #submisive and breedable #surprisebreeding

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idleblatherings · 3 months

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One of my favorite artists is Alphonse Mucha and I’m lucky enough to be able to work at a museum that has two of his pieces. They’re usually in storage because they’re works on paper and very light sensitive, but occasionally I’ll sneak back and roll the shelves open to look at this one.

Today the shelves were already open to this and I had to take a minute just to enjoy it. Now you can too.

Alphonse Mucha

la Dame aux Camelias (variant 1), 1896

#me #fun at work

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zoeykallus · 1 month

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Shocking my coworkers, unintentionally.

Had fun at work today, believe it or not. I have a driver's license but no car. Borrowed the car from a friend because I wanted to go grocery shopping after work.

We got some goods today at work, and although I was in the right parking space, I was still in the way because a vehicle with a larger turning circle had to pull up. My colleague, whose shift I had just taken over, offered to move my car quickly before he left because I had customers at the time.

I said "Oh that would be awesome" and threw him the key.

Three or four minutes later (maybe five) he comes back, gives me the key back and stares at me. He looked shocked, like really shocked, even kinda pale. Of course, I was worried at first, thinking he'd accidentally damaged the car or something like that.

Then my work colleague says, still shaken, "I always thought you were sweet and nice"

Me, confused, "You did?"

"I did"

"What changed your mind so suddenly?"

... Well, my friend whose car I borrowed, we pretty much listen to the same music. He has an MP3 player with a pretty good sound system in his car. I turned it on as I was driving off, a song from his MP3 list came on, and I thought, "Oh that's a banger, nice" and turned up the volume.

Apparently the radio came on when my coworker got in and started the engine, in the middle of the last song I was listening to quite loudly.

Which was this one:

youtube

I guess he thought I would listen to Disney songs or something.... I don't know. But as soon as I realized what had shocked him this much, I laughed so hard I almost peed a little.

#fun at work #not star wars #music #shocking coworkers #Youtube

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living-carto0n · 6 months

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Manager had me put a sign up over the dish sink at work.

I decided to add a little bit of funny to it

Don't feed the Drain Ogre...

He's trying to build an indoor swamp...

If you want soggy swamp sandwiches, go down the road a little... This is Jimmy John's, not Swampy Sam's

#Drain Ogre #DO NOT FEED HIM #say no to the indoor swamp #pls reblog #lol #shitposting #shitty mcshitpost #memes #funny #please say is funny #beep beep #my work #fun at work #posting dumb shit #jimmy jobs #I'm a jimployee

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julochka365 · 1 month

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21/3.2024 - i've decided to wear sequined pants on a regular basis

#sequins #stine goya #365 #mocktails #fun at work

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not-your-pussikat · 7 months

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Just received a work e-mail that started with "Greetings of the day" which triggered a connotation in my mind with "soup of the day" and now I'll never get over it.

Greetings of the day:

Hello with lentils

I hope this e-mail finds you well with asparagus and lime peel

To whom it may concern with fresh garden tomatoes

#😂#funny #fun at work #e-mails gone awry #word humor #word nerd #word association

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quotingtheboys · 10 months

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A thing the boys have done that isn't a quote but definitely hilarious

played "lets name diseases in alphabetical order"

It was truly the most entertaining thing to happen that week.

The first letter they got stuck on was "A"

had a very specific yet very vague definition of a disease and learned they might not know what is and isn't a disease.

Mostly just named different STIs

forgot both Covid and Cancer went straight for "Capillary leak" and Chlamydia.

#quoting the boys #the boys play games #shit i hear at work #warehouse life #boys being boys #shit boys say #boys saying shit #humour #humor #fun at work #enterainment for me

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gafjuice · 1 year

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So I’m Still No Good At This Tumblr Thing

I don’t intend for this to be solely an art blog, but I do dabble in low effort cartoons. I like to leave these around the workplace as inspirational notes.

BEHOLD! Safety Sam!

Safety Sam is a safety facilitator who absolutely does NOT take his job seriously. The goal is always to make a cathartic joke that makes the reader chuckle. I leave these anonymously and only fill them out when no one is watching. When I started doing this I never thought it would gain any popularity, but others in my department talk about him and repeat the note of the day, they love it! If your workplace is laid back enough, I suggest you try to leave little anonymous inspirations also.

I typically don’t take photos of Safety Sam doodles, but I’ll try to keep it in mind in the future.

Best,

B

#doodle #doodles #my art #low effort art #fun at work #new to tumblr #please be kind

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anartificialsatellite · 3 months

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

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bellwethers · 1 month

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Tough.

#forgive me if the get along shirt has been done #I think it works for a lot of characters in this show #big toph love #I had so much fun drawing her #also still working on roughing up my style bit by bit #toph beifong #atla toph #fanart #atla #atla fanart #avatar #avatar the last airbender #the last airbender #atla katara #katara #toph avatar #toph atla

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idleblatherings · 3 months

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Figured it was time to make a new tagged post.

I am in my late 40s and a widower. My wife was diagnosed with ALS, also sometimes referred to as Lou Gerrig’s disease, and fought it for two years. She was my heart and now I’m just broken.

I have two teenage boys that have some of the more severe symptoms of the autism spectrum. There are challenges daily, but we work together to move forward. (Well, we try.)

I’m an artist and work in an art museum part time. Which means I don’t make a whole lot of money, but at least I love what I do.

I’m also a progressive, bibliophile, sci-fi/fantasy nerd, board game enthusiast, and have way to many animals in my care.

I typically follow back unless you look like a bot, and then I’ll probably block you.

Live in the Midwest, USA.

I have a thing for corvids.

#me #fun at work #crows are my bros

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badolmen · 10 months

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

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mangozic · 7 days

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