Just received a work e-mail that started with "Greetings of the day" which triggered a connotation in my mind with "soup of the day" and now I'll never get over it.
Greetings of the day:
Hello with lentils
I hope this e-mail finds you well with asparagus and lime peel
To whom it may concern with fresh garden tomatoes
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loving your mom is like
I love you and I hope I never lose you, please stop talking to me I can't handle it anymore, I don't know how to go on without your support, why won't you just listen to me for once?, oh god I miss you and how do people do it without their moms?, please l just want you to be proud of me, I want to stay at home and pretend I'm still five, you're giving me bone nausea every time you get silently pissed off I need to leave right NOW, I can't imagine when I won't need you in my life, just let me relax for two seconds, please mom, hold my hand and acknowledge my pain without feeling like it's your fault even if some of it is.
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Your daily dose of introvert memes
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“I don’t have enough brain cells for this” and “I’m too mentally exhausted for this” should be valid and justifiable reasons to excuse yourself from any task assigned to you by your employer without any consequences or punishment like actually
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“Ratio, you wretch”
Wretch? What is this, the 17th century??? What’s he gonna do next, slap Ratio with an opera glove??
Just let Aventurine say bitch. He deserves it.
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