#gay dads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[mylordshesacactus]

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE--”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

#gay pirate plate #GOD i wish I had a picture #y'all are not prepared for the gay pirate plate #anyway we don't think my dad should have to miss out on our hijinks #we think he would much prefer to be alive to witness the nonsense #than for us to morbidly wait until he dies to begin the third generation of Gay Pirate Plate

[amnestyliketaz]

in honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever

drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe

do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode

UPDATE!!!! GAY DADS AU THREAD https://twitter.com/gingerhazing/status/1676058949504892928?s=46

#anyways stream nimona #and buy the book #and read it #god. #i’ve been here for a year and a half welcome everyone #so glad i’m finally getting some nimona CONTENT #nimona #nimona movie #nd stevenson #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #my only question is why did they change his last name #i mean i get it #but still #ambrosius goldenloin #just found out this is called the gay dads au by nd #what if i scream and cry #amnesty original #gay dads au

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

care is deliberate and enduring

[Image ID: a series of six cartoon illustrations depicting how to hand wash a kufiya, titled “How to wash your kufiya & deliberate care for delicate things. Each step reads as follows: Add cold water and half a teaspoon of detergent to a large wash basin. Completely soak your kufiya for 10-20 minutes. Gently wring out the water without squeezing too hard. Lay your kufiya on a dry towel and roll it up, pressing gently. let it dry for 20-30 minutes. Unroll and air dry out of direct sun to maintain colour vibrancy. End ID]

#gay #not fanart #dad 2 #handwashing for a better world.

[gaininggalore]

He really let himself go

#belly gainer #chub bear #ex jock #gay gainer #fat belly #gay #fatboy #weight gain #dad belly #getting bigger #massive belly #feedee belly #belly expansion #muscle gut #fat gut #bloated gut #beer gut #ball gut #exjock #bulking #fat jiggle #fat boy #sexy belly #fat #chubby

[testoster0ne]

ken

#scruffy #masculine #gay #male #dad #bear #father's day #hole

[beefybunzz]

#gay muscular #gaybear #gay dad bod #gay stud #gaybears #gayman #gaylatino #beefy chest #gay love #beefy boy

[menoftiktok]

Jordy

#gay #muscles #hairy belly #gay bear #dad bod #dumptruck

[amongotherchoices]

Lunch break.

#me #gay #selfie #dad vibes #basic

[space-age-lynx9]

Grow lights make for excellent spicy pic lighting 😁

#me #dad bod #gay bear #guys with beards #gay otter #beefy jock #gaystagram #hairygay #guys with tattoos #gay cub #gaymer #gay #gpoy

[joshcroissant]

Twink death. lol. What can I do? We’re all growing fatter, eh?

#exjock #gay gainer #gay bear #gay belly #gay cub #gay dad bod #male gaining #belly gainer #fat belly

[ch4istopher]

Let's take a bath...

#gay #gay body #gay boys #gay content #gay men #gay butt #gay guys #gay bulge #gay dad and son #gay guy #hot male #handsome male #male model #hunky males #gay pics #gay hot #gay love #gay male #gay muscular #gay man #gay hairy #gay selfie #gay underwear #gay model #gayboy #gay top #gay pride #gaydude #gayfit #gaylife

[amalepregnancyworld]

#mpreg #male pregnancy #gay #pregnant #belly #pregnant man #beer belly #beefy #dad bods #food baby #cute

[gayvampyr]

i love hearing gay relationships mentioned so casually. “his husband,” “her girlfriend” said without it being a Thing, no one making it feel weird or abnormal. i know it shouldn’t be much to ask but still it just makes me happy. it reminds me that we can be ourselves and find happiness and acceptance 🩷

#yeah his husband is a professional baker” “her girlfriend is coming to join us later’’ #‘​‘their dads/moms’’ #just normalizing it in such a small way still means a lot to me #lgbt #lesbian #gay #queer #wlw #mlm #text post #top posts #3k #5k

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #gay #lgbt #lgbtqia #gay man #gay men #jokes #dad jokes

[gaininggalore]

CinnamonToastKen

#belly gainer #chub bear #gay gainer #ex jock #fat belly #fatboy #weight gain #gay #getting bigger #dad belly #gay bear #massive belly #feedee belly #belly expansion #chubby #exjock #bear chub #gaining #male wg #fat gut #beer gut #fat jiggle #bulking #ball gut