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wachi-delectrico · 4 months
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You can impregnate cis guys with the strap you just gotta keep trying
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ladyamanda123 · 2 months
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Actual footage of me seeing this come up on TikTok…..
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xyzbud · 1 year
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Reblog this if you want you want people to ask you gay related questions. 💬
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aliennopossumm · 7 months
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i genuinely did not understand allosexuals and their attraction until i started watching post-beard jimmy and i was just oh. yeah no thats what that is.
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mage-propaganda · 1 year
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Damn, Tauro from Tears of the Kingdom is hot. He’s so fucking nerdy, I love him so much. And Paya?? My girl?? I’m so happy to see her again. I got on my beloved horse from BoTW with the flowers in her hair and went straight to Kakariko. Had to see my girl. Tauro was a nice surprise. Have I mentioned he’s hot?
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axolotluv · 3 months
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What did I do to deserve the best partner ever
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elliesdeadite · 9 months
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Here I am again, requesting that you continue to gay ramble about your experience meeting Alyssa! 🖤
I am going to be meeting Maggot Mommy in November, so I need to mentally prepare myself. 🥲
Tell me everything! I want all of the details! x 💖
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ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
okay so ...
her line gets really long because she's very, very talkative, she WILL talk your ear off if they let her. she genuinely wants to hear about you and cares about what you're telling her which made my heart go 🥺
she was genuinely concerned for my well-being when my back started acting up, she very sweetly asked me "oh my god, are you okay?" when she heard I had scoliosis she thanked me for waiting in line to see her to which i said no you.
oh god her accent! SWOON .
genuinely kicking my feet and squealing as I'm typing this up just thinking about her again 🥺💕
she's such a good sport about everything too, like by the time my photo op came around she genuinely looks so tired and so so hot, especially under those lights, but once again she was delighted when she saw me, saw everyone, who came back to see her. i had told her I'd see her later and I delivered, which I think made her very happy.
she's very funny too, almost without trying, she made me genuinely laugh a million times, and having been so down lately I needed it, there was a moment she stopped and had a mini panic attack bc the poster this guy brought was bigger than she was, my sweetest girl 😂😭 she really struggled getting the paint markers to work which got everyone laughing, again, she's just an awesome sport.
watching her flip her hair for every selfie and photo made me 10x gayer, idk if it was a nervous tick or just a habit but it's adorable and I am weak kneed for her because of it.
if you walk past her in the halls or catch her during a break and say hello and she's paying attention, she'll always say hello back. I bumped into her by accident twice lol
i gave her complete control over my autographs, it didn't matter to me what she wrote tbh and mine both say "with love" which makes me smile, she seemed genuinely at a loss when I asked her to pick her favorite color.
if you've ever watched her in vikings, she will love that ! my sister mentioned having watched it in hs and she leaned over my hand to talk to her about it for a minute, meanwhile I'm sitting there doing that little gay laugh we all do .
i was cosplaying ellie and she looked at me and said "you look a bit like ellie!" which coming from ellie herself is high praise, especially because I have such shit self-esteem and tend to overthink and over analyze, that lives rent free in my head
you're going to love meeting her so much ! tell me all about it ! I hope you have an awesome experience like I did, but with Alyssa that's very likely, some people who go to these things have a bad attitude about it, that is so not her, she's upbeat and happy to be there. you're going to love her so much !
my favorite maggot mommy 💕
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ace-of-dragons-art · 5 months
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"they say she had a mane of fiery red hair and eyes that blazed like the sun as she took your life. imagine dying by her blade"-- me, accidentally outing myself as a lesbian to my coworker
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Not to be gay on main but what's a wlnb gotta do to actually meet a lady? Go outside? Interact with people? Sounds fake. I'm going to stay at home, scroll on Tumblr and pine.
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withoutascout · 5 months
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New persona design!
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conop-8888 · 1 year
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physically I'm working at my desk but mentally I am a cat snuggled on my bf's lap
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sapphic-violets-ink · 10 months
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Not to be romantic on main but eyes are the most beautiful feature of our bodies like have you looked closely at these? It's like a friggin galaxy of color gradients that's literally growing with the light and reacting to desire
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wachi-delectrico · 1 year
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Woke up with an insatiable need for gay sex but i can't host and motels are so expensive i am going to explode and die
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cursed-man-prayers · 1 year
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taylor: “I LOVE YOUR HAIR”
the hair in question: *lavender*
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fiftiesbitch · 1 year
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me when my beautiful girlfriend is beautiful 😯🥰
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watercolor-hearts · 5 months
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📸 @.angelopgrossi in Instagram story on 27. 11. 2023.
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