#go back to brooklyn

[israel-palestine-bingo]

ooo, let's see how many this facebook commenter got!

This one's a doozy, Got-Chavi!

#ask #got-chavi #globalise intifada #carpet bombing #open air prison #israel are the real terrorists #the deaths are justified #genocide #ethnic cleansing #go back to brooklyn #israel is fascist #punch a n*zi #blood libel #not indigenous #antizionizm isn't antisemitism #i do these side by side so i read a line and mark a square #but when i got to the end i let my anger take over and marked like 3 more #or maybe 5 idk #people will say it's no antisemetic and then say filth like that #thank you so much for the submission!

[pianokantzart]

Broken Warp Pipe AU

Based off of a concept by @multicolour-ink and @wiz-witch​ where the warp pipe in Brooklyn breaks down, leaving Mario and Luigi stranded separate dimensions: X.

From there I just went off the rails.

Mario (Brooklyn Side)

Mario has not stopped working toward finding a way to The Mushroom Kingdom since he and Luigi were separated, and has run himself ragged in the process.

He started off trying to discover if there is a working warp pipe somewhere else in the world. After all, if there was one just under their noses in Brooklyn, surely there’s another somewhere! He just needs to search, and search hard.

He’s always on the move, working some side-gigs to stay afloat while spending every second of free time pursuing and studying warp pipes. He eats bad, sleeps bad, and even smokes sometimes when he’s sleep deprived and can’t focus (though he always feels guilty about it afterward. Luigi would NOT approve.)

Mario hates being alone, but spends most of his time alone, because he feels that’s what he deserves at this point. He’s reached so many dead ends he feels like he’s already failed his brother, but refuses to slow down all the same.

When he’s feeling particularly hopeless or lonely, sometimes he talks to nobody as though he’s talking to Luigi. This helps a little. 

He calls his family every couple of months to let them know he’s okay, and to see if there’s any sign that the Brooklyn warp pipe is working again. These phone calls are brief, and he never properly explains where he is or what he’s doing.

 Mario has stolen (and usually returned) many ancient artifacts and documents, and broken into many a location trying to uncover a warp pipe. He hasn’t hurt anyone, but his impatience and determination has earned him a bit of a criminal record in the human world. 

In his travels, Mario found one or two working warp pipes, but they led to weird alternative dimensions not even close to The Mushroom Kingdom. He has done some heroism in these places whenever the situation presents itself (he’s still a good guy), and has been rewarded with helpful information about warp pipes and how they work.

Through knowledge he gleaned from his travels, combined his own advanced skills with traditional plumbing, Mario eventually pieces together how to repair warp pipes, which he uses to fix his own pipe back in Brooklyn.

Luigi (Mushroom Kingdom Side)

When Mario first got trapped in Brooklyn, Luigi desperately tried to fill his brother’s shoes until he returned. When Bowser inevitably reattempted to destroy The Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi tried to channel his brother by taking the tyrant on alone. He was very nearly killed as a result. DK, Toad, and Peach successfully fended off Bowser in the end, but Luigi was left physically and emotionally scarred in a way he has not quite recovered from.

Luigi still does his best to be a hero despite everything, but is only barely functional unless he has someone backing him up. Princess Peach sticks close to him whenever possible, and Toad is ecstatic to have him as a friend and adventuring buddy.

 Luigi has an official place on the Toad Brigade, and is happiest when he’s doing missions with them.

He eventually develops into one of the most formidable heroes in the dimension, especially after he gains the powers of the thunder hand. He rarely gets recognition for this though, because he very much does not behave like the traditional hero, and far prefers the sidekick position. He wouldn’t have it any other way.  

Luigi does not spend a lot of time in his and Mario’s house, save to keep it clean and tidy. He has not moved any of his brothers things, except to keep them dusted. A part of him still holds out hope that he’ll be back one day.

Princess Peach hooked Luigi up with an apprenticeship with Professor E. Gadd during one of his slumps, and he spends most of his nights sleeping over at the lab. The professor is happy to have him around; Luigi keeps the place so neat and organized, and makes the best cup of coffee!

Though they have some wardrobe changes, both Mario and Luigi have their original hats, and are extremely protective of them. 

#My Art #Mario AU #Not really an AU so much as a 'what if' tbh #Super Mario Bros #SMB Movie #Super Mario #Luigi #Mario #Long post #This idea has been on my mind for a bit. Can you tell? #They are disasters without each other. But they are brave disasters that never say die #It's up to interpretation how long it takes for Mario to learn to fix the Brooklyn warp pipe and go back to The Mushroom Kingdom #but it's at least a couple of years #excruciating years #and if you believe time flows faster in Brooklyn than it does in The Mushroom Kingdom.... OOF

[claie171art]

The Spot: fashion edition

Dressed him up a bit because poor guy’s life would probably be improved in some ways if he just dressed decently, or at least wore pants

Pinterest references:

#drew this in the plane back from New York #he’s so easy to draw fr how can I be convinced to draw anything else when he’s just a fun body type with no face #literally best subject to draw he is officially my muse #the spot #atsv spot #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #the spot fanart #spiderverse #spiderverse spot #the spot spiderverse #atsv #character drawing #art #illustration #claie #my art #may I specify I didn’t go to New York and specifically Brooklyn because of Spider-Man #but I did think about it hard

[svampira]

normalest friend group

#wrong they all hate each other #except for elias only eden hates him rightfully so #he got his bestie dante exhiled anyways thats for when i design kat which might be never back to the line up #brooke looks so cute shes eliciting a omg puppy response from me. never slimming her face down again her cheeeks #the more adorable they look the eviller they are. in order brooke elias diamila eden #diamila will stab you in the back for fun and she probably has the highest vampire bodycount in the us BUT she doesnt kill humans #so that basically makes her a good person #elias and brooke would literally kill a kid the only difference is elias would only do it if he was pissed brooklyn would do it for fun😭 #shes so cute #wip #ill draw a full body line up later shivers #elias and brooke are the only ones where same face syndrome kicked in but i dont mind that much there is literally no way theyd get mixed u #wait let me go back on what i didnt mention #eden is off the evil scale hes a relatively good guy.... by kindred standards tho hes still a hypocrite kind of nines style but worse #he did the most to become baron and rallies the anarchs into going to war w the camarilla basically but he cant stomach violence #back to how much they all hate each other diamila and eden used to be friends but she did her usual backstabbing when chose the vt m b #camarilla ending diamila hates brooke and brooke just dislikes her but has no reason to hate her and eden and brooke hate love each other #mostly hate by 2021 honestly #his bestie wasnt named dante i meant it dante exhiled. you know

[sokkas-therapist]

Brooklyn 99 is very quickly becoming a comfort show of mine but as an Atla fan I can’t get over how Jake Peralta is giving such Sokka vibesss

#they would be great friends if they existed in the same universe #they’re both smart dumbasses with a shorter very optimistic best friend (aang & Charles) #an older mentor figure who is baffled by their antics yet impressed by their intelligent unorthodox problems solving #(Piandao and Captain Holt) #abandonment issues with their fathers (even tho Hakoda did come back and try to do better the damage had been done) #they deal with their trauma by suppressing it and use humor to cope #And they both feel a responsibility to save their friends and make the world a better place #(Jake through his work as a cop and Sokka through ending the war with the Gaang) #(along with his help in the restoration efforts post war) #omg I could go on about this for so long #sokka #atla #jake peralta #brooklyn 99 #I barreled through the first five seasons in like two weeks

[summerfrwrks]

guess who dipped back real quick in lore olympus:

#daphne and thanatos are okay now so i dropped the whole thing content then BOOM spoilers on psyche and eros then BOOM THIS I HAD TO GO BACK- #lore olympus #lo hephaestus #lo aphrodite #hephaestus x aphrodite #rosa diaz meme #brooklyn nine-nine meme #i was legit alright with ares and aphrodite at the start but he just became a bigger idiot dumpster fire and since it is greek mythology #i expected hephaestus and aphrodite to marry BUT i didn't expect they'll be this cute okay i have feelings about them #like i absolutely adore daphne and thanatos plus i also love psyche and eros #NOW IT'S THEM AND I WANT TO CRY #cause i know for sure the focus is always gonna be on hade and persephone which #okay i get it but rachel it's okay we can rotate on different couples #[insert an image of me begging for hera and hades crumbs cause i have accumulated so much angst in my head about them i desperately need #more context about their past i can't keep going like this anymore] #[now add me being thirsty for more hephaestus and aphrodite content] #summer.txt #smmrdts #smmrdts: ships #smmrdts: lore olympus

[rainymoodlet]

hey, brownies don’t pay all the bills! 🌵 another successful night for dallas (stagename “dee”) ended with a strange phone call…

#they/them for dallas! 🌵 #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #;tjol #sim: dallas #|| #the owner of this bar is such a seedy piece of garbage and i cant wait to show him to youuu~ #but yeah i refuse?? to believe #that the percentage on this chance card #is anything less than 50 #bc legit all of my sims have gotten it at one point or the other #now that i have eco lifestyle dhdhdh #brooklyn got it and wren got it and now dallas got it #(benny fallout new vegas voice) h’what in the goddamn… #now originally dallas was going to meet back up with teddy #on a blind date once ivory aged up into a teen #once the strangerville mystery was solved (by circe hadley in a cameo) and he got outed and subsequently divorced and disgraced #but NOW… #the blind dates system is coming back in 😎 #which is great bc cliff just started getting whims about #asking dallas to be his partner dhshd #(the game still says girlfriend even though dal has no gender 🙄 annoying) #sorry cliffie 🥺 #but yeah also??? #don lothario comes to literally every show dallas puts on #he is their biggest fan dhshdhs #dallas thinks he’s VERY unattractive sjelocoqbfksn #KARMA DON THATS KARMA FOR YOU

[jasperscringepit]

doodle suggestion: any of the brooklyn girls? maybe?

Hi so you probably completely forgot abt this request, but I bring you a v quick Mack!! I haven’t seen much art of her and I love her sm so here we go.

I’ve been crazy busy settling back into uni and stuff, but I promise I remember your requests!! I’ll try and do a few more as soon as I can :)

#new brushes so yummy #texture #I’m back let’s go #feeling a little under the weather but when has that stopped me #lots of times actually don’t answer that #not the best or the cleanest but there she is!!! #brooklyn newsies #brooklyn girlsies #mack newsies #girlies #newsies #newsies uk #uksies

[antinouswilder]

The London production of Newsies is something else. I’ve never seen a show get a standing ovation halfway through a song before. I’m going to be thinking about this one for a very long time.

#newsies #newsies uk #newsies london #musicals #musical theatre #obviously the big three were incredible but josh barnett as race was perfect. perfect I say #matthew duckett’s crutchie owns my entire heart #and brooklyn??? I almost screamed #update: I have no self restraint. I’m going back

[lesbaurinkos]

sometimes i want to drop out of school. but then i remember michael cera walks his dogs on my campus sometimes. and the possibility of sighting him like a rare cryptid is enough to keep me going

#and that’s the magic of brooklyn babey! #dan and phil come back to new york give me a REAL reason to keep going #idc if this is mildly revealing where i go. all the little gay people in my phone can show up at my door for all i care

[thischerik]

Erik, on the phone: Remember when you told me not to burn down the school?

Charles: You burnt the school down?

Erik: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.

#i mean he can build it back again so it’s ok charles #Charles is rebalding bc of his husband hours #anyway HI everyone #I’m finally a go 🫶🏼 #source: brooklyn nine nine #thischerik #incorrect cherik quotes #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #incorrect x men #x-men #incorrect x men quotes

[adelle-ein]

idk man i've reblogged and said things about how certain people on this site and the bird one are putin defenders, syrian/ukranian genocide deniers, outright white supremacists, avowed antisemites, etc. pointed out the ways in which the current moment is being happily hijacked by white supremacists with very strong and obvious agendas. and some of you guys have reblogged and liked those posts, and then immediately gone on to continue reblogging violently antisemitic things from the very same people. so i don't think it's sinking in tbh

(and like, the posts in question are never anything useful or links to articles or anything remotely "worth" platforming genocide deniers, just the usual "DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS, POSTING IS ACTIVISM" shit)

#if i had a nickel for every kpop blog making weird inflammatory posts about how the most important thing to do is Keep Posting bc donations #and calling reps are wastes of times #i would have many nickels #not even just this last month i mean like just in general it's a very popular position among that crowd #seeing people say ''we're winning'' about something like this is just....sick doesn't begin to describe it #i've lost so much respect for so many people. people i've known for years #who will apparently turn around and retweet fucking hasanabi and even jackson hinkle and other nazis #btwn this and the heard trial debacle last year the mask has been ripped off the online left tbh #and because people are going to call me a zionist for this (since they know they're not allowed to say kike) i'm not fucking talking about #antizionism i'm talking about ''ship the jews back to brooklyn'' ''israelis control the world media'' ''jews expressing concern about risin #antisemitism are personally killing palestinians'' ''the hamas attacks didn't happen/were justified'' invoking the holocaust joking about i #etc etc etc etc #just mask off shit #it's the genocide deniers who have really broken me i had no idea how many of this website's big funnymen think putin is a cool dude #but they care about palestine. allegedly. hm #txt #inb4 people come to me with ''it's so easy to not be an antisemite why can't people do it :('' no actually it's hard #that's why they won't do it. because it's too hard for them.

[vhstown]

i think i talked about this w chewy before but i feel like miles g is kind of... conflict avoidant? in the sense that he doesn't want to have to beat up somebody cause he's not used to pulling his punches like 1610 so might very well end up sending someone to the hospital. if he gets in a street fight w kids his age he's leaving 😭 better to be seen as a coward than having to explain to his mom and the kids' moms why he sent 3 kids to the emergency room

#i feel like holding back is very much a natural reflex that miles g has completely broken out of #i mean brooklyn is kind of ... not the place to be doing that in e42 #defensive moves all the way until he's forced to go on the offensive #if he doesn't want to be in the fight that is #miles g morales #vee chats

[oorevitcejda]

did anyone notice the spiderman that says "nowhere left to run, kid" before miles breaks out of the glass is the spiderson for metro boomin(?) its his style and the mask and braids from the album art on the official music channel on youtube

#its so cool that all the musicians involved have their own spider-man #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #ti talks #metro boomin #if you cant and already did #spoilers; #hobie called Beter a name before he runs after mayday #and i think there was a second longer spent on the spot back in brooklyn? #i tried to remember what it was. humble or bumble or something spiderman 'to the rescue' #idk if that was new but i heard a rumor that they were different for like a few seconds and idk why? #like how the first theater release of lion king didnt have the morning report as a song but the dvd version did #anywayyyy #spidersonas #are so cool even the rappers and musicians involved have spider sonas and one even got a voice line #the one whos name is on the album. metro boomin. good for them! good for them! #how fucking cool is that i love this movie so much the art the spund the music the love poured into every frame its all so good go see it #if you can

[starburstsobsessions]

the girls of all time

#SHES GOT A TWINKLE IN BOTH EYES >:) #lps #lps popular #savannah reed #brooklyn hayes #brooke hayes #littlest pet shop #anthro #starbursts art #Not sure abt savvys eyes but I’m too tired to go back and change it now!!!!!!

[yourheartinyourmouth]

husband told me that one of his friends told him to leave me……..because i have a hard time holding down abusive jobs that fucking blow and wildly exasperate my mental health and ADHD issues. and like. it just makes me laugh. you’re serious, bro? just dump her, bro. just break up an otherwise happy family, destroy an otherwise healthy marriage, because one of the people involved is severely mentally ill and neurodivergent and has trouble staying employed because of it???? (FYI: 75-80% of people with ADHD are unemployed or underemployed. 75% of people with ADHD have suicidal ideation or have attempted suicide)

THIS is what we mean when we say that people hate us for having ADHD. THIS is what we mean when we say that neurotypicals hate us just for existing. THIS is what we mean when we say that people hate us for who we are and the things we legitimately cannot help. So a spouse unable or struggling to work suddenly becomes “just get divorced then”.

if i had a PHYSICAL disability, would he have said that? if i could point to a part of my body that wasn’t my brain and said “i have trouble working because my body doesn’t work”, most people would be like “OH, well that’s different, you’re disabled.” if i was physically disabled and this friend said “oh, they can’t walk? divorce them for it”, my husband would have punched him in his ableist-ass face and spat on him.

but because all my dysfunction and disability is in my brain, since it’s all behavioral, and since it’s not severe enough to involve forced hospitalizations and cops, people just say “oh, they’re just a lazy piece of shit. dump her.”

#also like??? #this dude deffo did not think it out bc GETTING DIVORCED COSTS MONEY #AND GOING TO COURT #like yeah no fault divorce exists in our state #but it wouldn’t have been just ‘ok we’re getting divorced sign this via docusign’ #like #getting divorced still involves time and money and court and effort #also like #this is a dude who got back w his ex just bc they were still living together #maybe don’t take relationship advice from the guy who takes the oath of least resistance #idk maybe it’s just me #but also telling someone to just dump them #is the lazy way out of someone asking for advice #he also stopped being friends w husband after he *didnt* dump me for being disabled. #dropped husband like a hot stone #still just cannot believe the ableism #dump ur wife bc she is disabled #oh wow great advice #should he also buy a bridge for sale in Brooklyn #or sail a ship to the Arctic #eyeroll.gif #personal #tw: depressive thoughts