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thischerik 2 years
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Erik, on the phone: Remember when you told me not to burn down the school?
Charles: You burnt the school down?
Erik: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.
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"Not all men" you're absolutely right, Sejanus Plinth would never treat me like this
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mactavishenjoyer 1 month
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Soap, watching roach and ghost aggressively sign at each other: "are they Fighting-"
Gaz, already done with everything:"yes"
Soap:"about what?"
Gaz, wishing to tear out his eyes:"you"
Roach, signing aggressively: his ass is clearly better then his tits. Are you crazy?
Ghost, slamming his hands onto the table: "BULLSHIT!"
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ronancebrainrot 2 years
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SHES ABOUT TO BEAT HIM UP FRRRRR WE WIN WE WIN
She鈥檚 gonna call him out on his bullshit and then we finally get another scene of Nancy beating up a man. The girls truly win again
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swirlymarimo 10 days
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Zoro (40): *looking at Sanji while he smokes against the edge of the ship*
Sanji (40): *exhales smoke* You're staring.
Zoro (40): Are you getting hotter?
Sanji (40): *laughs* No, I'm getting old.
Zoro (40): And hot.
Sanji (40): *rest his chin on his palm and stares at Zoro* You're not too bad looking yourself.
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dwobbitfromtheshire 8 months
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Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.
Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.
Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.
Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.
Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.
Steve: *sighs* Okay.
Robin: Unbelievable.
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accelactor 23 days
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Erik: Don鈥檛 worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.
Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?
Erik: Because I am here.
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Cmon. With the way Erik was looking at Charles afterwards there is NO way he wasn't at least a liiitle bit turned on by that punch.
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neil when he realised he had no interest in performing the quiet-kid act:
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incorrect-dnd-classes 5 months
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Barbarian: Artificer, please tell me you鈥檙e not experimenting with those old Underdark poisons again. Artificer: I only paralyzed you for a week, Barb. You need to let that go.
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forgetminot 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes - The Walking Dead Edition.
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Y/n: "So, Daryl is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night."
Rick: "What, Why?"
Y/n: "Because, I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row."
Daryl: *arms crossed and pouting* "You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass from walkers."
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Rick: *walks into the room*
Y/n: "He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"
Daryl: "Well, it looks like it鈥檚 his own blood this time."
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Y/n: "Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Rick..."
Daryl: As you should be.
Y/n: "No, for real, he's kind of-"
Daryl: "As. You. Should. Be."
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Daryl: *whispering* "So when are we gonna tell them?"
Rick: *whispering* "Just give them a minute."
Y/n: *Pulling harshly on a door that clearly says push.*
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thischerik 2 years
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charles wanting to kiss even when erik gets mad at him for something dumb
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jonjaydami 16 days
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I love superbat so much cause there is literally no better ship than the goth girl leaving her house once a month to kidnap the country boy who lives down the road
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hadeswhatsup 6 months
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Remus: it's quiet...
Regulus:...too quiet
*meanwhile James and Sirius in a different isle*
Sirius: WE FOUND THE DINO NUGGIES
James: DINO NUGGIES
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thattripleabattery 5 months
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Logan: that's called a traumatic event
Logan to Kitty: not a "bit of a pickle."
Logan to Kurt: not a "bruh moment."
Logan to rogue: and definitely not a "major L."
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deserthusbands 4 days
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cody: and, i brought you your favorite tea.
obi-wan, chuckling: you know me so well, my dear. it's almost like we're married or something.
cody:
cody, raising an eyebrow: we are.
obi-wan: ah! even better.
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