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frieschan · 1 year

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𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭. // op. men scenario

➳ character/s featured: monkey d luffy, roronoa zoro, vinsmoke sanji x f! reader

➳ unrequested | scenario // fluff/smut

➳ TW: nsfw, mentions of blood, luffy moments, not proof read

➳ summary: how would the monster trio be with a lover that was a highly skilled shinobi, but could be a charming playful flirt?

➳ AN: sorry if sanji had a lot more stuff, im just a bit of a biased sanji fangirl hehe<3

—MONKEY D. LUFFY ; straw hat luffy !

-ˋˏ ღ listen, this little dummy can be such a fanboy about you whenever someone asks "Y/N went like, woosh! poosh! pow pow! and then they were all on the ground!!"

-ˋˏ ღ he's your own little cheerleader when going into fights, sure he pays attention to his own fights but you know he can't help admiring you

-ˋˏ ღ he understands that you're strong enough and capable of holding your own but the moment he sees you bleeding, it makes something snap inside him

-ˋˏ ღ and his opponent is going to be the one to experience his wrath.

-ˋˏ ღ when you flirt with him, he's a bit... clueless. He can't really understand your advances and it can't really be helped.....

-ˋˏ ღ whenever you say something flirtatious, he just assumes you're being really friendly. (which kinda concerns you)

-ˋˏ ღ Luffy likes testing how fast he can sling his arms, with you trying to outrun it! It's a fun exercise for the both of you to test your limits.

-ˋˏ ღ one day he stole your scarf and stood at the nose of the ship, doing the stereotypical pose people assume ninjas do when they meditate

-ˋˏ ღ when the both of you cuddle, he has his stretchy arms wrapped around you multiple times making sure you can't leave his grip by the rising sun.

-ˋˏ ღ yeah you completely couldn't, luffy was grinning proudly the next day and telling everybody about it

-ˋˏ ღ (he got his head smacked)

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-ˋˏ ღ shiiiit when he sees your shinobi uniform slightly torn up from a rough fight, your scarf and guard lowered down, heavy breathing with sweat dripping off you..

-ˋˏ ღ he may or may not sling himself towards you and just make out with you, and he doesn't even care if anyone else is gonna see, he just needs you.

-ˋˏ ღ he has completely ripped your tight uniform off you, showing how much hunger and need he has for you..

-ˋˏ ღ he loves it when you lower your mouth cover, your pretty plump lips... you had him hooked.

-ˋˏ ღ you were even bent over, letting him have a pretty view of your god-made body

-ˋˏ ღ you did everything with a bit of.. spice, riling up your pretty boy captain.

—RORONOA ZORO ; pirate hunter zoro !

-ˋˏ ღ both of you being swordsmen, he tends to be a bit... competitive during your duels.

-ˋˏ ღ barely holding back even when you're his lover, leading you to use some of your stealth tricks on him, note that your speed and stealth is the best on the whole ship

-ˋˏ ღ he does respect that you're more on assassinations and infiltrations rather than head-on fighting, he can't help himself on seeing who's better

-ˋˏ ღ you sometimes run your finger tips on his face, having your unmasked face, oh so close to his, as if you were leaning in for a kiss..

-ˋˏ ღ only to pull away, smirking and pulling away from him and putting your mask back on, god he hated and loved your tease

-ˋˏ ღ one time, when he was just minding his business, you appeared behind him without his alert and wrapped your arms around him, resting your hands on his chest

-ˋˏ ღ his breath was caught in his throat and he quickly recognized your semi-gloved hands, this was making him reach his limits

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-ˋˏ ღ "If I win... you'll have to let me tie you up and overstimulate you to hell."

-ˋˏ ღ ...you ended up winning the duel since his mind was.. wandering a bit to say the least

-ˋˏ ღ listen you tease this swordsman with the way you sway your hips in your tight uniform, showing off your plump ass.

-ˋˏ ღ zoro booty hunter?

-ˋˏ ღ he just had to grab your wrist and dragged you to your quarters, pinned against a wall and him leaning in on your ear.

-ˋˏ ღ "just what the hell are you doing to me.."

-ˋˏ ღ couldn't help but grind his hips on your ass and shove his fingers in your mouth, muffling your moan

— VINSMOKE SANJI ; black leg sanji !

-ˋˏ ღ oh boy... when this blondie saw you without a mask for the first time, it was as if he found the All Blue. He fainted, blood spilling out his nose, heart eyes, hand clutched on his shirt

-ˋˏ ღ my goodness he is such a fanboy of yours, this urged you to try and tease him by hiding for a day, not being detected by him a single time

-ˋˏ ღ ....he ended up crying and worrying you left him so you immediately appeared and comforted your pretty prince, sobbing on your chest as he clutched on your body

-ˋˏ ღ your sweet baby can't help but overthink maybe one day you'll get caught in a midst of a rough battle, even with your undeniably amazing abilities

-ˋˏ ღ you eased his worries, always reassuring him you'll come back, come back to his arms and kiss his lips with an 'i love you'.

-ˋˏ ღ you kinda get off to him always staring and oogling at you, with an obvious pretty pink blush on his cheeks.

-ˋˏ ღ so you used this to your advantage :)))

-ˋˏ ღ doing pretty poses in your uniform, emphasizing your curves, all on display

-ˋˏ ღ you were an absolute goddess to him...

-ˋˏ ღ you loved kissing behind his ear, teasing him. or even kissing the corners of his lips, driving him absolutely crazy.

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-ˋˏ ღ he can't help but.. worship your body, taking his time to remove articles of your clothes, you do need to eat first with your eyes, yes?

-ˋˏ ღ he loves testing just how loud his pretty shinobi can get with his tongue inside her..

-ˋˏ ღ you're skilled in stealth, but would you be skilled in holding in your pleasured and desperate whines and moans?

-ˋˏ ღ this man is just skilled enough to make one of the best shinobis in the waters melt in his arms.. and he was addicted to it.

-ˋˏ ღ he once tried out a vibrator on you, one that had a remote and could be controlled wireless.

-ˋˏ ღ ..he had you down on the floor, hand between your legs, shaking and biting your lip, just about to snap from all the pleasure.

-ˋˏ ღ you're not the almighty and confident now are you ey?

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somanyratsinthewalls · 5 months

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Rose with pistachio from 300 followers prompt list..I'm a sucker for bad boy Law🤭🤭congrats on 300 followers🥳

I am so sorry I made Mean Law into Nice Law at the end :) he's just such a dream!

Pairing: Law x Afab!Reader

WC: 1600

Prompt: “you’re such a fucking asshole.”

“Hey y/n, happy birthday!” Bepo’s fluffy, smiling figure towers above you as he hands you a wrapped gift and a handmade birthday card.

“I hope you like what we got you! If you don’t, well… that sucks I guess.” Penguin comments from behind the jumpsuit clad polar bear.

“You guys really didn’t have to do anything… I don’t even like my birthday! A beer or two would have been just fine!” You smiled shyly as your crew mates present you with your gift. You unwrap the package and find a new pink sweatshirt (one you had been eyeing back at the last island and never quite pulled the trigger) and a stained money pouch filled with 1,000 berries.

“Wow…” You look down and can’t believe anyone would have ever done this for you. You had just joined the crew less than a year ago and had spent most of your time trying to hone your fighting skills, not making friends. “Th-thanks guys…” You eyes begin to well. “Hey, let’s start drinking! It’s a celebration, right?”

Your crew mates cheered and the small group of you cracked open a few bottles of beer in the kitchen to celebrate. You all enjoyed a terribly made birthday cake and several more beers as you joked and laughed with your friends. The collar of your off-white jumpsuit was stained with amber liquid as the captain of the Polar Tang entered the room. You all briefly paused the festivities.

“Hey captain why don’t you-“ You gesture towards the fridge.

“hrrmmph.” Law pushes past you to grab a few tea bags and retreats back to his office.

“Oh.” You stood by the counter, defeated. You had pined for your captain for so long, but he kept pushing you away. It hurt, but never enough to abandon the pirate life you loved with your crew.

“Don’t read into it, y/n. He’s been working a lot lately.” Shachi patted your shoulder.

“Yeah… you’re right.” You sighed and finished your beer. “Thanks guys, but I think I’m going to bed. Thanks for the great birthday.” You faked a smile and headed to your room to wash up and go to sleep. You held back tears as you tried to drift off.

— —

You awoke in the morning after a restless night.

How could your own captain forget your birthday? The one who asked you to join the crew in the first place? You think back to the day he held you in his arms on the battlefield while you bled out dying… He said he would fix you if you’d join him on his crew as his (insert profession of your choice). After that day you were a Heart Pirate.

Law was never an expressive man, but lately he had kept to himself all together. Your sadness had started to turn to anger. Your morning was spent cleaning the kitchen and you found yourself slamming the mop buckets around and throwing rags into the sink.

“He’s such a jerk.” You mutter to yourself.

After a long day of cleaning you prepare dinner for the crew in the galley. Most everyone thanked you and ate their food happily, with the exception of your captain. Law snuck in, loaded a plate full of food and slunk back to his office, without so much as a hello. You seeth through dinner and leave the dishes for whoever was on kitchen duty that night.

“I’m not letting him act like this.” You tell yourself as you storm out of the galley down the hallway to the captain’s quarters.

In your furious state, you push the door of his office open without knocking. You found Law at his desk pouring over several textbooks as a forkful of the mac and cheese you made was hanging out of his mouth.

“You’re such a fucking asshole.” You storm towards his desk. “You know that?”

“Y/n what-?” Law swallows the bite in his mouth and leans back in his chair.

“You only fucking care about your stupid research! The Gods fucking forbid you give a shit about anyone else!” You punctuated your last statement by ripping off your apron and balling it up, throwing it on the ground.

“I assure that everyone on this ship is safe and-“ Law confidently retorts as he rises from his chair and moves towards you.

“Yesterday was my birthday, Law.” You state firmly and look him in the eye.

Law had nothing to say. He held your gaze for a few poignant moments.

Law breaks eye contact and hurriedly moves over to his desk. After shuffling a pile of papers off his workspace, he grabs a small, leather-bound journal and opens it. He sighs as he looks over the page he was searching for.

“Shit… y/n… I tried to make sure I didn’t forget…” He hung his head at his desk as he slowly shut his calendar.

He wrote it in his calendar? Your birthday? He cared enough to write it down? You snapped out of your thoughts.

“Well. Yeah. You did.” You cross your arms.

“Y/n…. I’m so sorry….” Law strides towards you. His face is inches from yours. You continue to pout, holding firm even though the man you yearned for was breathing down your face. You keep your eyes fixed on the floor. Law gently takes your head in both of his hands and lifts it took look at him.

“Can I make it up to you?” Law whispers, so close to your own lips.

“… please…” You gasp out, flustered at your proximity.

Without hesitation, Law pulls the back of your head towards his and mashes his lips on yours in a passionate kiss. He forcibly sticks his tongue into your mouth and moves one of his hands to grab your hip. You whimper into his mouth as you feel his grip on you tighten. Law grabs your ass and lifts you up to bring you over to the long leather couch in his office. He drops you gently on the soft sofa. Law is on his knees between your legs and leans forward into your neck.

“Let me take your clothes off…” Law slides your jumpsuit off your shoulders. “I want to prove to you how much I care…” He kisses the crook of your neck as he slips your coveralls off your lower body.

“Ok…” you panted our nervously as you were now naked in front of him for the first time. He was now between your knees as you sat naked on the leather sofa. Law leaned in to kiss you again, your hands on his neck. As you made out, your hands moved to toss his hat off his head.

“Take that off, want to feel the real you…” You breath out as you continued to kiss him again.

Law grunted and backed off of you to remove the rest of his clothes above you. He kneels back down and is face to face with your dripping cunt.

“Gotta have you now…” Law whispers as he dips his head between your legs. Law swirls his tongue around your clit before he lays the flat of his tongue against your whole sex and drags it up your body. You moan out loud. He stops briefly at your right nipple and sucks harshly before moving his tongue up your body again. Law slides his tongue up your neck from your breast and back into your mouth.

“Gonna show you how much I care now, okay y/n?” Law whispers in your ear as he lined his cock up with your hole. He teased your slit with his leaking tip before he began dipping in and out of your sopping pussy.

“Law… want all of you…” You sigh out as you clutch his biceps.

Law smiled down at you.

“And you’ll get anything you want, love.” Law pushed himself fully inside of you swiftly. You moaned as you felt his pelvis meet yours, feeling his cock caress the deepest places inside your body.

“Captain!” You shriek out as Law pulls out of you and pushes back in forcefully.

“I know, I know… just wanna give you the best…” Law grips your hips tightly and thrusted quickly into your wet hole.

“Shit! Fuck! Law!” You cry as you are bounced against the back of the leather sofa, your captain hitting your spot just right. “There, Law!” Tears formed at your eyelashes as he brought your body to the culmination of pleasure.

“Kiss me when you cum. Do it now.” Law leans forward and pushes his mouth onto yours. The rhythmic thrusting of your captain inside of you and his lips on yours was too much for you to handle, you gasp and cream on the cock inside of you. Your eyes roll back into your head and the grip on Law’s arms loosens.

"L-law!"

Your body becomes limp in his hold after your orgasm.

Law jerks his hips a few times and pulls out of you to spurt hot ropes of cum onto your abdomen. Your normally stoic captain whines as he finished his release. Your head far too hazy to even notice that he had finished on you, you groaned and pulled your lover into your arms.

“You really meant it, didn’t you?” You whispered teasingly into your lovers face as he brushed your nose with his.

“What? That I care about you? Of course. As for the rest of tonight… maybe we should.. what’s the word you said? “Soft launch”?” Law rubbed your noses together. You laughed.

“We can keep it quiet for now.” You giggled at your captain. “But I fully expect a party for our anniversary.”

“I’ll think about it.” Law chuckled as he pulled your body into his and you both drifted off to sleep.

xx MoMo

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ludwigplayingthetrombone · 2 years

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OFMD Fix-it Part 2

Ayyy here’s part 2! Thank you so much for the incredible response to part 1! I read the tags and comments often y’all are too nice ;v; Enjoy all 69 pages! tw for blood and injury

Part one

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Wee john: Fuck yeah! Roach: We took over Blackbeard’s ship!! Frenchie: Oh no! You dastardly pirates are too scary for me! I surrender!!

Stede: All good everyone! Crew: IS IT?? Stede: [gasp] Did you guys take back the ship?? Ed: You’re shitting me Stede: Excellent job, everyone!

Ed: Hey! Stede: Oh, sorry! I look forward to hearing about it! Ed: Please don’t crack your face again Buttons: Were yee crying? Both: WHAT?! No! Ed: I physically cant cry Stede: Why so you keep asking that? Crew: Captain! Stede: WAIT I’m not discouraging this energy, but please be careful of-

Ivan: What do you want us to do with Izzy, captain? Frenchie: OH FUCK THE KNIFE! Swede: PULL IT OUT! Roach and jim: NO!! [schluck] Pete: FUCK PUT IT BACK IN!! Roach and jim: NO!! Ed: Why disturb him? Sleeping so peacefully. I’ll deal with him later [schluck]

Pete: Where’s lucius? Stede: Yes, we’re missing lucius. Ed! Is the boy below deck? Pete: Did something happen? Frenchie: Oh yeah almost forgot! [knocking on the deck] Stede: What’s this, frenchie? Ed: Lucius is dea-

Lucius: OH THANK GOD! I was going mad in that wa-

Pete: Where have you been? Stede: Lucius! Good to see you, my boy! wee john: Cap’n... Lucius: I was hiding in a secret wall I’d found. Frenchie thought I was a ghost for about a week. Luckily the ship was a barnacled mess Frenchie: Still not convinced if I’m bein’ honest. Couldnt believe you’d survived, Stede: Survived? Pete: Why would you be a ghost, babe? Lucius: Because Blackbeard threw me overboard

Ed: A momentary laspe of judgement Olu: Oh shit

Stede: [knocks] Ed? [door unlocks]

Ed: Ship’s yours again. I can be gone- Stede: you’re leaving? Ed: I nearly killed lucius. Aren’t you upset? Stede: Absolutely livid, but you didnt succeed, thankfully! The atmosphere is tense, things are a little unclear, but they’re open to speaking. I’ve forgiven them for planning to kill me! Blows over quite fast, I’m sure- Ed: I’m a terrible person, stede. You don’t even-

Ed: Crew needed me. Wanted to help me. And I chose Blackbeard. All ‘cuz Izzy opened his FUCKING mouth ‘n backed me into a corner! Lucius would see right through it. I didn’t know what else to d- [flinch] Stede: It’s ok

Stede: Blackbeard is how you’ve been surviving. I understand that now. The only reason you were put in that position was because of my poor decisions. I promise I’ll be here no matter what to help us all get through this. Ed: Pull up the chair, I want my knife back Stede: Oh good finally...

Ed: So a big cat, a carriage accident, and a dropped piano? All at once? Fuckin’ hell, mate, you let ‘em have it. Though, I’d go as far to say the cat was too much. Stede: Whaaat? How could you say that about Ned? He did great. Ed: Just BITTER I wasnt there to see it

Stede: I’m sorry you had to do this again. I know you’re still angry...Ed: Wasn’t about being angry... not at first at least. Just felt.... sad. Really fucking sad, Stede. Didn’t know what to do without you here. None of us did. Felt... Like I just wanted to lay down and die Stede: I...I didnt think my absence would be felt this deeply

Ed: Oh shut- You’re not serious Stede: No, I’m serious. Mary and the kids were much happier when we were planning my departure fuckery. I genuinely can’t think of a time where someone missed my presence

Ed: Well fuck everyone else. Was the crew pissed when you said why you left? Stede: Very much so Ed: Then they missed you, cheers [mumble] I sure as fuck missed you Stede: You did? Sorry, Impulse. Ed: Lean up a bit Stede: I hop I can earn your trust back one day

Ed: Well, knowing about that Chauncey fuck makes me less pissed at you. Least you didn’t ditch me ‘cuz you didn’t want me around anymore. Stede: Oh no, I’ve liked you since the day we met. Ed: You did look hot bleedin’ out on the deck of that spanish ship. Stede: I’m choosing not to unpack that at this moment. Ed: All done up you go! [loud closed-mouthed scream] [ed repressing laughter] You good? Guts still in? Stede: [strained]I think so Ed: Lean on me til it passes

Thanks, did you sew me up the first time? Ed: Nah, that was fang Stede: That fang, beautiful work Ed: Go lay down. I gotta clean up your blood Stede: Again, sorry

Ed: If you apologize one more time for being stabbed, I’ll stab you again Stede: But it led to so much character development last ti- I’ll leave you to it then

Stede: Ah, is this my-? What’s it doing under th-

Stede: Forget I- Ed: No, that’s- I mean, it is yours... It doesnt even smell like y- JUST PUT IT ON

S: May I ask you-? E: shoot S: Why did you let me board the ship? E: I was tired of izzy nagging to blast you with the cannons. Kept talkin’ in my ear about you ‘n it just made me angrier and angrier. Got me so amped up to just fucking kill you the moment I saw you again. Thought I'd just be furious, but I felt... giddy? /hated/ that my chest was pounding, that just made me angrier

E: Then you show up with your tits out looking handsome as shit. S: hmmm [olu: One last thing, captain Stede: What is it, olu- RIP] E: I thought of it too. Leaving. Thought I’d get ahead before I disappointed you. Wasn’t itching for adventure, I knew I was in too deep with you S: I always thought I was disappointing /you/. I’m not the most exciting person E: Me?

E: Stede, you’re the boldest bugger i’ve ever met. Ever since i’ve known about you, you’ve made the most batshit ballsy moves. You took those English hostage, you swindled iz to get them back. you told blackbeard to go suck eggs in hell You stood up to the weird twins, to the English navy, to those richies at that party, to izzy, to jack, to ME. You’re the coolest, kindest person I know, Stede. I’m nuts about you. S: … guess I've never seen myself from that perspective E: If anyone else told me that story, i’d have them tied to the anchor for such a bullshit lie, but it’s you, so i believe it. Its as ridiculous as you are.

E: do you think I’ve ever gotten this upset over some quick drunk fuck parting ways? Only you.

S: Why only me, though?

E: You’re the only person that makes me feel… safe? Like I don’t have to be blackbeard 24/7. Most of my old mates were just dickheads who showed up when they wanted something the buggered off

Dont’ gotta worry about you stabbin’ me in my sleep cause i pissed you off. You don’t laugh when I talk about a fine fabric or a pretty looking teacup. I’ve told you things I thought I’d take to my grave because anyone else would throw it back in my face... But not you. I like your fire hazard, secret passage ship, your crew, when you talk about clothes ‘n book ‘n flowers. You don’t act like anyone else but you... And I envy that

Ed: Because it’s you

Stede: No one’s ever thought that about me... I’m sorry. Hah, I feel a bit dizzy. Ed: Hey, hey, what’s wrong? Lay down if you need [stede crying] Stede?

Stede: You’re the first person who doesnt think I’m a burden. My father, Mary, peers- My whole life- That I was selfish for being born [crying] Ed: Again, Stede, Feck ‘em

Stede: Meeting you was the best day of my life. I was so relieved when you- on the beach- Yuo looked so happy, and I destroyed that Ed: shhh

ed: It’ll be ok

Ed: Look at me. You came back

Ed: And that made Ed happ- IZ: EDWARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! [IZZY YELLING]

Ed:[calm] I’m sorry, Will you excuse me for one moment? Stede: Feel free! Ed: Thank-you [Izzy still yelling] [door slam] rapid steps]

[clattering above] [Izzy screaming] [crew cheering] foot falls approaching]

Ed: Now, where were we? Stede: ....Actually I do wanna know Ed: Let’s say, Bit too tied up to bother us again

[stede huffs a laugh] Ed: You look exhausted, you should rest. Pincushion gets the mattress Stede: oh no, I couldn’t. where are you sleeping? Ed: Perfectly comfortable desk right here. [pained moan] Stede: Right... Ed: Night, Stede

ed: I’ll steal a couch soon. ‘M too old to sleep on desks now Stede: I have no qualms [ed sighs]

Ed: Hey, stede Stede: Mm Ed: Can we.... Can we just forget about the beach and start over?

Stede: I don’t think I can this time, Ed. Ed: Slightly concerned you can forget me almost killing you but not a kiss Stede: I’ve decided to be done with running away from my problems and pretending they never happened. But beyond that, My whole world shifted with that kiss. I can’t ever forget that. The memory alone kept me rowing to get to you again

Stede: We’ve hurt eachother, but I’m more than willing to put in the work to mend it... Which is something I never did with mary. Ed: I wont stab you in the earhole by the way. Got mine out of he way. Stede: Only fair! We’re even now. Ed: But mine was funny [swat] [giggle]

Ed: Last thing, then you can sleep off the stab wound Stede: Oh good... Ed: If Blackbeard was gone for good, would you stay? Lotta folks want the novelty y’ know. ‘S been gnashing at the back of my skull. Stede: I met Ed first not Blackbeard

Stede: ‘M staying forever now. Best friends at first sight. From my point of view at least

Ed:...Olivia... How ya doin’, Iz? Iz: Are you fucking joking? Just tell me what’s going on

Ed: Stede won. Crew took the ship back. I’m staying. Oh and lucius is alive, as you saw. Kid said the ship was so mucked up, he was able to hang on to sneak onto the ship. Thought you handled that way back when? Iz: that fookin- Ed: So i’m giving you a choice.

Iz: Just cut my foot off at this point anything but this. Ed: why can’t you ever just relax, izzy? It doesnt have to go this way, yet you stomp your feet Every. Single. Time. How many years have we known eachother; do you even like my company? Iz: How could you even say that to me? I’ve given my life to you time and time again. And You’re going to let some tart waltz back in and uproot everything we built. Ed: Built what? We’re fucking pirates, mate!

Powertrip’s over. This is it. It was a good ride. Fang: Lucius! You’re missing this shit!! Ed: You may love waiting to end up like... another leather clad, middle aged sad sack dying alone in a puddle of his own piss, but you’re not dragging me there with you. So make a choice Iz: You’d really let me walk? Ed: Truthfully, i’d prefer you play nice and enjoy yourself for once. but I’ll give you three options.

Ed: Old way is gone. Either one, accept that and keep it pushin’. Two, I would just let you fuck off, but you’ve proven to be a liability out of my sight, so i’ll have fang cut your talk box, so you never speak stede’s name ever again THEN you can fuck off. And three, more of a clause to one,

Ed: If you go rogue, I’ll make you beg for hell. Threaten anyone on this ship again, You’ll never feel the warmth of the sun ever again

Ed: I’ll let you down if you behave

Iz: [despair sigh] just leave me up here a while longer. ‘S quiet for once. Ed: well alright, take some time to process. let fang know when you gotta piss Lucius: Bad morning? Iz: Yeah, keep staring, twat Lucius: That sounded threatening, right fang? Fang: He’s not above pissin’ on you, kid

Ed: [muffled] breakfast? [smack] Didn’t remember blackbeard snuck into your bed? Stede: No, I remember. Had to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating again. Also, once again, you’ve processed this very quickly

Ed: Were yee seein’ phantoms? Stede: No more guilt phantoms thank goodness. Was getting sick of those buggers. Ed: Love a good phantom. You seem less tightly wound. Glad you’re phantom free

Stede: Took awhile to realize, but This is where I belong. Ed: No fucking shit

Ed: Speaking of, Y’ know, I’ve thought on it, and I’ve decided I’m tired of being angry and sad and lonely. Fucking sick of it. Already stabbed you, no sense in wasting time acting mad when I know what I want S: And what is that? E: Wanna be liked and kissed and happy.

Stede: Perfectly reasonable things to- Ed: I also want to be co-captains with the gentleman pirate. [choke] I’m lying in your bed with you, stede. Who do you think’ll be kissing me? The swede? Stede: I didn’t want to PRESUME. Is this a new job role for co-captains? Ed: Is now! ‘S why I promoted you. But you’re still on thin fucking ice. Stede: Poor jim. Promoted in less than a day. Ed: Don’t actually tell jim. They’re super pissed at me Stede: oH Ed: Now, onto couch theft, I’m thinkin’-

Stede: You’ve got some- Ed: I get it? Stede: Not quite, just- Oh- fuck it

Ed: Dastardly man. Diabolical. Definitely not gentlemenly

Ed: Fuckin’ missed you!

End

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shilo-bathory · 4 months

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no offense to anyone who headcanons or theorizes otherwise but i personally really like chip kind of being… a nobody. like yeah he was on the midnight rose but he’s not really known for that because he was a kid. i feel like him being some born prince or destined to be something deity like just dosent play well into his character. he’s a bastard who cares for his crew and is making a name for himself on his own terms, sailing the seas with his crew and co captains becoming really well known pirates. just because his two besties are the chosen one son of a sea god and another person with rare possible deity blood dosent mean he has to be born cool as well. sometimes we start as nobodies and we make ourselves somebodies and i really like that about chip.

#ros talks #jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi chip #i could also go on about how i don’t wanna meet his birth parents but i also don’t think thts like. an idea lol #i haven’t listened to the newest ep!!!!! don’t crucify me please!!!!!#anyway #i could talk about the themes of riptides for forever #how they started out as what one desires and slowly morphed into finding your own family and making your own destiny #despite what you think fate may be telling you #and making your legacy how you want #anyway.

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steddieasitgoes · 7 months

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Written for @eddiemonth Day 11 Prompt: Pirate read on ao3 | link to my ao3 Eddie Month series

There are a lot of challenges that come with being a parent: dealing with tantrums, having to be responsible, cooking all the time, making friends with other parents (thank God Steve’s a people person because Eddie would rather stab himself in the eye with a fork than listen to Brenda brag about her kids — Newsflash Brenda, all our kids shit in the toilet, it’s not an accomplishment!) Fortunately, Eddie’s conquered them all, mostly. What he hasn’t conquered, though, is the biggest parenting challenge of all: saying no to their little girl.

But, like, can anyone even blame him? How is he supposed to look at Rosie with her big, brown eyes behind her purple round glasses and her lush, springy curls and tell her no? He’s not, that’s how. It’s even worse now that she’s learned how to wobble her lower lip and bat her eyelashes (Dustin and Erica are on babysitting probation for that one.)

It’s a move she’s already perfected and has been pulling all day to keep Eddie from doing any of his actual parenting duties while Steve’s held up at school in a marathon of parent-teacher conferences. But it’s fine. Better than fine if he’s straight with himself. There’s nothing Eddie loves more than some quality make-believe time with his daughter. Brings him right back to his Hellfire days. And once Eddie commits to a story, he’s in it until they reach the end (or until Rosie gets bored — whichever comes first).

He takes world-building just as seriously, which is why their living room has been transformed into a pirate ship. The long couch stands in as the main dock. An assortment of cardboard boxes from their latest Costco run stacked in a chaotic way on the front and the end, making up the stern and bow. A once-white pillowcase is now stained with purple marker — a Rosie original drawn in the middle — and hanging from the broom shoved into the couch cushions. (Steve’s not going to be happy about that one, but he’ll level with him later.)

Rosie is dressed in her favorite pirate costume. One of Steve’s button-up shirts and her favorite black leggings. Her feet (and most of her legs) are shoved into a pair of Eddie’s old black boots and the left lens in her glasses is covered in black duct tape (fuck, he hopes it doesn’t scratch them). The store-bought pirate hat disappeared weeks ago so in its place is one of Eddie’s old bandanas. Thankfully, the store-bought sword they bought her last year hasn’t gone missing (he’s pretty sure his streak of saying yes would have to end if she demanded access to the kitchen knives). Oh, yeah, and she’s refusing to answer to her name — responding to Eddie only when he refers to her as Cap’n Skittle.

“It’s time you walk the plank, traitor!” she shouts, hoisting a well-loved Garfield stuffed animal over her head. Hopping on the couch cushions, she glances at Eddie over her shoulder. “One-arm Gravy, prepare the plank.”

“Ay, Ay, captain,” Eddie says, saluting with the hand that isn’t pulled through the sleeve of his shirt and resting on his stomach. Rosie really made him commit to the whole one-arm thing, and he’s not about to suppress her creative whims.

With a careful step into the middle of the couch, Eddie reaches for one of their custom decorative pillows. It takes a few tries, but eventually, he manages to get one end of the throw pillow balanced on the edge of the couch while the rest hangs off.

“The plank is ready, Cap’n Skittle.”

“Time to meet your end, Garfield!”

Without a moment of hesitation, Rosie chucks the Garfield stuffed animal off of the couch, sending it flying across the room and into the bookshelf against the other wall. Thankfully, nothing breaks or falls over. Explaining to Steve why Rosie isn’t in bed yet is easy. Explaining how his mint condition replica of the Beamer broke, not so much.

“See you never traitor,” she cackles, far more sinister than a six-year-old should sound.

On second thought, maybe suppressing her creative whims is a good idea, Eddie thinks for a moment before shaking his head. Nah, Wayne let me do whatever I wanted, and I turned out fine.

“It’s time to celebrate!” She gathers the rest of the stuffed animal-turned-crew mates as she skips her way back to Eddie. Hoisting and swaying her sword high up in the sky in celebration.

“Not so fast,” Eddie says, shoving his arm back through the sleeve of his shirt. He peels off the paper mustache Rosie demanded he wear and yanks out a sword he’s been hiding in the waistband of his pajama pants.

Rosie screams, lowering her own sword in preparation for a duel. “Not Cap’n No Moosetach! I killed you.”

“You tried to be a hero Cap’n Skittle, but you failed to remember the most important thing about being a pirate captain,” Eddie says, voice an octave lower than usual. He takes a tentative step forward on the couch and then another and another until Rosie’s trapped between him and the armrest. He holds his sword up to her chin, not touching, but close enough for her eyes to go a little crossed as she stares at it. “We never die before we get our treasure.”

Eddie swings his sword, but Rosie’s quick, swinging hers back at him. It’s the beginning of an epic sword battle that has both of them doing the most. Rosie leaps at him, wrapping her arms and legs around his middle until they’re both toppling over onto the couch. She quickly gets to her feet, shoving her sword in Eddie’s face for a moment before he rolls off the couch and into the “waters” below.

“You’ll never get the da’blooms,” she shouts. Glancing over her shoulder at the hoard of stuffed animals on the couch, she shouts, “Man the cannons!”

Eddie barely has time to shield his head before she’s throwing pillow after pillow at him. Shouting orders left and right to her “crew mates.” Hoisting himself up, Eddie gets back on the couch and engages in another battle with Rosie. Swords clinking against each other as Eddie hums a made-up soundtrack for their battles. He gets lost in the humming and has no time to defend himself when Rosie jabs her bony elbow into his ribs.

“Jesus H. Christ,” he groans, massaging over the spot. “That hurt Rosie.”

“Who is this Rosie you speak of?” she growls, threatening him with her sword. “I don’t know any Rosies!”

Eddie bites the inside of his cheek to keep from snorting. She may not biologically be his daughter, but oh man, does she make up for it in her quirks and personalities. After all, no one commits to a fantasy role more than a Munson.

The battle continues with both of them taking turns being the winners and losers until the front door knob starts to jingle.

“Avast Ye,” Eddie says, pulling Rosie in close. “A landlubber approaches.”

“Aye,” Rosie nods. “We can take him together.”

“A truce, you say? Only if you give me half of your Doubloons.”

“I’ll give you three.”

This time, Eddie does snort, earning a fierce glare from Rosie before the front door opens. Steve steps in, looking more exhausted than ever before. His lucky striped tie is pulled loose, his blazer slung casually over his shoulder.

“Aye, it’s the wealthy merchant Sir Steven of Stevensburg.”

Despite the pure exhaustion on his face and in his bones, Steve cocks his head to the side and arches his brow. “Sir Steve of Stevensburg? That’s the best you can come up with?” He toes off his work loafers and pads his sock-covered feet further into the mess of the living room.

“Hey,” Eddie whines, voice returning to normal. “Cut me some slack; we’ve been at this for hours.”

“Shush you landlubber!” Rosie says, leaping off the couch and into Steve’s arm. “If you want our Da’blooms, you have to fight me and Cap’n No Moosetach.”

“Da’blooms? I don’t need your da’blooms.”

“Then why are you braving these here seas, Sir Steven?” Eddie asks as he steps down from the couch, eager to get his hands on his clearly exhausted boyfriend.

“Well, I am a Prince in search of a fair maiden. A princess, actually,” he says, nuzzling his face into Rosie’s neck. She squeals in delight before squirming out of his arms and dropping to the floor. “Do you know of any princesses around here?” Steve cups his hands over his eyes, turning them into binoculars, as he glances around the room.

“Me! Me!” Rosie shouts, jumping up and down. “M’a princess! The prettiest princess in all the land.”

Steve crouches down to Rosie’s height. Hands on his hips and tired eyes squinted in a focused manner as he studies her pirate costume. “Hmm, I don’t know,” he puzzles, dramatically tapping his chin.

Eddie watches Steve take on the role of a Prince. When Rosie first started getting into make-believe, Steve struggled with the “yes and-ing” that comes with improvised play. It took a while for him to come out of his shell and allow himself to actually be goofy. If Eddie ever gets his hangs on the Harringtons he swears he’s going to ring their neck for stifling Steve’s creativity. Because dammit, his Steve is creative! Weaving epic adventure stories like it is second nature. Sometimes even better than Eddie can.

Eddie absolutely adores it when Steve gets like this. When the pressures of being an adult fade away all that matters is the story and Rosie’s imagination. It totally works for him too.

“You look like a pirate to me,” Steve says, finally, before standing up to his full height as he looks down on Rosie.

“Cap’n Skittle, to be exact,” Eddie says, saddling up next to Rosie with his sword outstretched in Steve’s direction. “The most vicious pirate to ever pirate the seas.”

“No, no,” Rosie shouts, yanking the sword from Eddie’s hands and tossing it aside, “‘M Cap’n Skittle now, but if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a princess! Kiss me, you’ll see!”

There’s a beat where Eddie and Steve share a fourth-wall-breaking glance. A silent should we be worried about this? and eh, it’s probably fine in return. They’re caught up in their half-concern, half-amused state that neither one realizes Rosie is moving until it’s too late. She throws herself at Steve, scaling her way up his legs and into his arms.

“Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!”

With a laugh, Steve dramatically dips Rosie in his arms before planting a kiss on her lips. He pulls away with a loud smooching sound that has Rosie giggling and then rips the bandana off of her head. “Be still, my beating heart. You are a Princess!”

“Told ya so,” Rosie says before quickly switching to her new Princess role. “Tis I Princess Buttercup and you’re Prince Peanut. Together we’re Prince and Princess Peanut Buttercup!”

Damn candy commercials, Eddie thinks, hiding a smile behind a lock of hair. Glancing at the clock, Eddie realizes it’s way past Rosie’s bedtime. A fact Steve also picks up on based on the look he’s giving Eddie. A raised brow followed by a dramatic wink. He can practically hear Steve saying, watch this — forever the expert at getting Rosie to bed.

“What say thee, Princess Buttercup? Shall we retire to our room for a royal slumber?”

“But m’not tired,” she pouts.

“Ah, but Princess Buttercup. You must sleep so tomorrow we can defeat the evil Lord Munsington.”

“Munsington? Really?” Eddie laughs, shaking his head.

“We’re not talking to you, Lord Munsington,” Rosie scolds, shooing Eddie away with her hand. “We’re going to need lots of sleep to defeat him, Prince Buttercup.”

“Well, then, we better get started,” Steve muses, carrying Rosies toward her bedroom.

Eddie doesn’t follow, letting Steve get some quality time in with Rosie before she falls asleep. Besides, Eddie’s all storied out after hours and hours of playing pirates and witches and fairy tea parties. He collapses on the couch instead, letting his own eyes shut until he hears Steve’s feet padding their way to him.

“Missed you,” Steve says, kissing the top of Eddie’s head before sinking into the couch cushion beside him. He’s already stripped out of his work clothes, clad now in a pair of worn sweatpants.

“Missed you too,” Eddie says, snuggling up to Steve’s side. His warm shirtless body feels relaxing on Eddie’s aching bones. Especially his ribs which are already bruising from Rosie’s brutal hit earlier.

“Looks like I missed a good storytelling day.”

Eddie hums. “Well, we lost the plot at the end there, but yeah, it was a good storytelling day.”

“Worth the mess of our living room?” Steve asks, glancing around at the cardboard boxes, stuffed animal graveyard, and pillows littering the floor.

“I’ll clean it up in the morning, promise,” Eddie says through a yawn. “Right now, Lord Munsington needs his sleep.”

“Come on then,” Steve huffs, hot air fluttering the unruly tendrils of Eddie’s hair. Heaving Eddie off of him, he stands to his feet before extending a hand out. “Prince Peanut is feeling generous and will allow Lord Munsington to sleep in his bed.”

“Will cuddling be allowed?” Eddie asks, slapping his hand into Steve’s.

With a swift yank, Eddie’s on his feet and being propelled into Steve’s awaiting arms. He wraps his own around Steve’s neck, fingers kneading at the knots in his neck. Steve groans in pleasure before his own arms wrap around Eddie’s middle, squeezing.

“Cuddles are always allowed.”

Untangling himself from Steve, he moves his right hand until it rests on the small of Steve’s back. “Then let’s get a move on it,” Eddie says, guiding them towards their bedroom.

#eddiemonth #steddie #steddie fic #steddie ficlet #eddie munson #eddie munson fic #eddie munson ficlet #dad eddie munson #dad steve harrington #steve harrington #steve harrington fic #steve harrington ficlet #parent steddie #dad steddie #kid fic #teacher steve harrington #stranger things #stranger things fic #dani writes

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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Oh my god man just read your childhood sanuso au and I gotta say, it's such a nice read. One of my favorite tropes are childhood best friends who lost each other then reunite it's so beautiful.

And when you wrote how Nami said Usopp talks about him, ugh literal heart eyes

I have this hc where before Sanji, Usopp and Nami would be the one taking care of the kitchen and food so I can just imagine Usopp yapping about his old best friend to Nami while they're preparing dinner together and she's just nodding along not believing him in the slightest but still happy to listen

Like they'd be chopping vegetables for some simple stew and Usopp would open his mouth, "you know Nami, I actually met one of the best cooks in all of east blue when I was little, dare I say he was the best in all the seas" and he starts to ramble as Nami just goes "oh yeah? Mhmm" to him 😭😭

Love your little fic thing man it's such a treat

It's one of my favorite tropes too!!! I think they totally have the energy to be childhood BFFs. It fits them so damn much!

Nami would not believe a word Usopp says. Not her. Not anybody. Because, okay, saying "I used to have a cook best friend" isn't really that unbelievable. But the way Usopp talks about Sanji is so dramatic and poetic that they genuinely don't believe a word he's saying because it sounds too fantastic and too good to be true. Luffy won't stop mentioning they need a cook, and Usopp acts the same way every time and starts telling all the stories and little adventures they had (by 'little adventures' meaning 'we once sneaked into Kaya's home and baked cookies with her in the middle of the night and one of her caretakers was really angry but instantly gave up when he tasted the cookies because Sanji's food was just too good'. Which sounds like a real thing that happened. Because it happened. But they don't believe a word he's saying anyway because of the way he talks about him it's... Too romantic and imaginary to be true). Zoro and Nami don't believe that he had a friend like that (because he genuinely speaks about Sanji like a fucking God of food) and Luffy won't stop saying things like "If you know a cook you should've said it sooner!! Where is he now???!! Perhaps he joins us!!" but it's a very sensitive topic for Usopp and he refuses to tell them the truth, so he just smiles bitterly and says "We had to go separate ways I- I don't know where he is but!! But he wouldn't join us, anyway! He'd stay loyal to his captain! (referring to himself)". This is kind of why Nami and Zoro don't believe him either, y'know? The way he talks about being someone else's captain like it's a real thing.

Usopp wants to find Sanji again, he really does. But he also doesn't want to because it's embarrassing for him to find Sanji again and tell him he's the sniper of another pirate crew instead of having one of his own. The thought of Sanji joining them is great and he's dying to meet him again, but just thinking about Sanji being somebody else's cook makes his blood boil with envy. Even if it's Luffy. He loves Luffy. He knows he'll be the king of the pirates, and there's no doubt about that. But damn... He can't help but wish, just a little bit inside, behind all the jokes he makes about being a captain, that he was still Sanji's captain.

Then they meet again and none of them can believe that Sanji is actually real. And he actually calls Usopp captain??? And it's- It's just too much, man. Luffy gets a bit defensive over his title and says that no, HE is the captain and not Usopp. And Sanji is a bit confused at first and shame takes over Usopp because: "So- So you are not the captain, then?"

Usopp: Well, It's- It's a vague thing, right, Luffy? It's a shared- Luffy: It's not a shared thing, I am the captain. Zoro's the first mate. Nami is our navigator- Nami: I am not your anything. We're just working together! Luffy: And you are our sniper!!! Sanji: You're the sniper, then? Not the captain? Usopp: .... I really tried to- Sanji: It's fine. Don't worry. I'm sure your gorgeous navigator right here is starving. What do you all want to eat?

It's a bit uncomfortable. Really. Everything's the same as in the original story except that now you need to add a scene of Usopp explaining what really happened to the crew when Sanji goes away, and Luffy going "You might not be the captain but he could still be your cook!! I want him with us!!" and Usopp keeps saying that he doesn't need to do anything for him. Luffy actually says he's not. He just likes Sanji's food. Sanji refuses to go with them, yadda yadda yadda. And Usopp goes to talk to him because, despite being ashamed, he really, really wants Sanji back in his life. It kind of goes like this (I don't do narration today guys I just woke up and I maybe write a fic so y'all will have to wait):

Usopp: So... You're not coming with us? Sanji: .... I have stuff to do here. I can't just leave. Usopp: But you're not happy here- Sanji: How do you know that? Usopp: Because I know you! Sanji: We've been what?! Nine years without seeing each other?? You don't- Usopp: So you're going to find the All Blue trapped in here? That's what you're saying? Sanji: It's not- Usopp: Sanji, you can't just throw away your dream- Sanji: Throw away my dream like you did?! What happened to Captain Usopp, huh?! What's the point of finding the All Blue if you're not my captain?! What's the point of only one of us achieving our dreams?! Usopp: ... I'm sorry. I really tried to, I just- Maybe dreams change? Maybe I'm just meant to be a sniper! An adventurer. Like my father is. That's enough for me. If you accept Luffy's offer then we will be together and- Sanji: And you won't be my captain. I don't think I can- Shit, Usopp, I waited for you. For so long. Usopp: I might not be your captain anymore, but you're still my cook! You will forever be my cook and- If I go away and I don't bring you here with me I will forever regret it. Not going with you was the biggest mistake of my life, please. Sanji: ... I'm kind of glad you didn't. I nearly died the week after I left Syrup Village. Usopp: ??? What???! Sanji: Long story short, bad weather, Zeff's crew attacked us, ship sunk, got stuck in a huge-ass rock without food, Zeff saved me, uh- Yeah. Long story. At least you were safe, so- Usopp: I could've been with you. Sanji: Or you could've died. Hey, just- Let me do my own thing, okay? It was nice seeing you again... Captain.

You know the drill, Sanji has his talk about the All Blue with Luffy. Everything is kind of the same? The soup thing. Zeff fights with Sanji. Zeff tells Luffy to take him with him. Etc, etc, etc. You just need to have in mind the 'Usopp factor' and that Sanji needs to learn to see Luffy as his captain (not hard, because it's Luffy) and learn to see that Usopp's dream wasn't being a captain, but to be more than what people thought he was. And with this crew and Luffy he'll be able to do so. So Sanji happily joins them and he sees Usopp as the best adventurer and bravest pirate already. Like, in his eyes, getting to know Usopp again is the most exciting thing in the world + having a new captain he trusts with his life + getting to achieve his dream.

I don't want to use this post for more because I think I'm getting too carried away, but... You know. Everything is extremely sweet. They have the same canon dynamic but Usopp really, really tries to act braver and show off more in front of Sanji. He wants to live up to his expectations. But then he gets scared easily and Sanji doesn't mind at all because he knows how his best friend is, it's alright. He'll protect him. He'll do what he can't. On the other hand, Sanji is- He's the happiest he's ever been. He's sometimes so done with Usopp's shenanigans, but I think he's extremely clingy with him. They're not dating but they're... It's so obvious. The closet is glass and Sanji's hatred for men and internalized homophobia does not exist when it comes to Usopp. I mean, a bit of internalized homophobia is always there, but at least he doesn't try to be the straightest man alive when he's with Usopp. They feel like kids again when they're together and they have,,, So much fun. They sleep cuddling together because Sanji has missed him so much and likes having Usopp close. Usopp stays with him every time Sanji cooks. Nobody gets the inside jokes they make in front of everybody. Sanji is way more vocal about his feelings for him and keeps referring to Usopp as his best friend to anybody who asks. Usopp tells stories that are definitely not true to Sanji but Sanji nods and accepts them happily anyway. Usopp tells him about how Kaya had a crush on him, and Sanji is extremely confused because he's like "No?? She told me she had a crush on you?" and Nami is behind them like "You two are fucking idiots. She wants both of you. Now deal with it without fighting on deck, please." And they- They don't really know what to do with that information, so they send her a letter asking (and panicking about it) and she responds with another one, saying that Nami is right and if it's not too impertinent and selfish she'd like to wait and see both of them to tell them how she feels face to face. Until then, she'll wait for them. Usopp and Sanji don't really, uh, talk about it. Basically, they're the clingiest thing ever and everyone knows what's going on between them except them.

I have thoughts about how Water 7 would play out with these two, but I don't know if you're enjoying it enough for me to write the biggest post about it??? Idk. Let me know. I feel like I'm making this post too long. I am sorry-

#i want to write a fic about this and i have no time for this #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #it's so frustrating but i'll keep talking about it #they make me go insane they're so childhood bffs coded to me #their dynamic is everything #also kaya ilysm girl #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #usokaya #sankaya #?? i guess #sanusokaya #i am creating a thing a movement #sanuso childhood bffs au

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feysandfeels · 27 days

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LUISA READS FOURTH WING :)

Right fam, time for some dragon riding (non sexual… from what I have been able to gather)

Ngl, but reading (listening) the "a dragon without its rider is a tragedy, a rider without its dragon is dead" after seeing so many tiktoks about it and them being all epic, has me giddy, has me excited. Here we go.

So far we have a cunty yet caring elder sister, a dead dad, a rude as fuck mum, a dead brother (who apparently was beloved above all) and a girl severely lacking in calcium.

"you won't get any special treatment just for being my daughter" my sister in christ, what special treatment? so far you have been nothing like an ass.

I cannot judge Violet for wanting to take her books with her....but babygirl from what I have seen you truly have no strength.. so like..sugar.. either develop some muscle or like let it go.

What's so wrong about being a scribe? like what do you all have against academia?

Okay no wait... what are they prepping her for? What the fuck is this subscription day? isn't it like just first day of uni?? Is she fighting? is it a race? to like the first dragon they can find? the first tunnel of their respective career?

aaaaaaaand here comes the childhood friend with soft brown eyes that laughs with his whole body.

Seems like extremely poor parenting to send your extremly untrained daughter into such a challenge... like she has to climb some rocks... and like run a lot, there's going to be wind. Like no. And for what? for the glory of your name? SHE CAN'T EVEN LIFT HER OWN BOOKS!

Gotta love a "This isn't America's TOP BEST FRIEND" moment.

I'm sorry but how is conscribing (?) all children from the traitors to the best school in the kingdom/republic/empire/country and give them a solid ass chance of becoming riders, and therefore climb to the top of the social and military pyramid a fitting punishment? They should have ended their respective bloodlines. You rebel you and your entire bloodline die.

Colombian brain translating Xaden to Xavier.

I should have asked... can dragons talk in this world?

What is the parapit?? Is that how it is written?

Mira (?) is a badass. Queen behaviour.

Mira being like "don't die Violet, I'd hate to be an only child." And having seen her mother? Honestly same. Like no. Hard Pass.

Wait is the blonde guy she is befriending the one with the scar from the betrayal?? Dylan? yes? no?

Oh and they get to marry after graduating. Why do I feel I am walking straight into another early 20s marriage.

Most riders are legacies... good to see nepotism is alive and well. Neporiders.

Oh so Xaden has tattoos from his wrist up to his jaw.. okay, okay.

AND HIS FATHER KILLED HER OLDER BROTHER. AND THEY WERE ROOMATES!

My girl really went "He is #SoTall and #HandsomeAsHell"

I don't get what this challenge is about and apparently Dylan is not making it, he liked slipped or smth and is like hanging...

yeah no he fell to his death. RIP Dylan.

My girl is like screaming history facts to distract herself while she [insert the challenge.... I think it's walking a very slippery bridge]

Okay so Jack is an asshole... it's giving Cato.

Kinda want to bet that he will try to eventually fight Violet and Xaden will defend her.

Got confirmation, it is in fact a bridge.

Rihannon made it. Which is a personal win because she seems sweet.

Oh my god Jack focus on your own thing, you are being and asshole, no one cares. Fuck off, fall to your death, shut up. Like why are you so pressed about this random ass calcium lacking girl. GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER.

Not her reciting the codex lol it is giving Elizabeth Swann citing The Pirate Code to Captain Barbossa. Babygirl, bless you, but he clearly does not give a fuck.

Violet truly made that crossing out of delulu energy and history facts and honestly? respect.

Wait, hold the fuck on... this audiobook is 21h long? what on god's green earth is going to happen in this book? oh my god this thread is going to be huge. Apologies to all.

omg Jack why are you still talking? either shut up or jump infront of a dragon and die. LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HER? He is giving blonde guy energy (but not the one you gave Dylan. RIP Dylan. You will never be forgotten)

aaaaaahhh there we go Jack threatened her and when he makes the move to kill her Xaden will be like "the fuck bro" and kill him instead.

Here comes the childhood best friend. I feel he is hot. Dane? Dane Atos?? Kinda hot of him. Wait he is Squad Leader? that's hot.

#Luisa reads #Luisa reads Fourth Wing #I remember a year ago I was desperate to read it so here's hoping this is an entertaining read #a lot of mutuals love it so the hopes are high #Fourth Wing

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run-me-through-but-not-like-that · 2 years

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Hii, slightly weird request. (And If you don’t feel okay with this, that’s okay! I’m not sure if you only write GN only or…) but I was wondering if possible if you could do a fic or something with Izzy and the reader is his S/O who finds out they’re pregnant? Or gender neutral, they find a kid who’s parents are now gone and they take the kid in? Thank you. And sorry. Turns out I’m really down bad for Izzy. Lol

Izzy being good with kids? Izzy being good with kids. Anyway, here's you and Izzy accidently adopting a child.

Warnings: the child's parents have died and he was placed in an abusive environment. No abuse is discussed, just implied.

You and Izzy Hands take a child under your wing:

Entering the storeroom to check that everything had been stored away properly after stocking up at port, you paused when you heard shuffling followed by silence.

"Christ. Lucius, Pete, if that's you, speak up now because I'm really not in the mood to see all that" you groaned, expected their two head to pop up with guilty smiles.

Instead, there was just silence.

"Shit, better not be rats" you muttered to yourself as you moved further into the storeroom, freezing as you peaked around the crate in the back corner of the room.

Curled up in the corner, knees pressed against their chest, looking up at you with wide, fearful eyes...was a child.

God, you wished it was rats.

"Please don't hurt me" the kid hiccupped, snapping you out of your stunned silence.

"I'm not going to hurt you" you assured the young boy. "...how did you get in here?" you asked, trying to wrap your head around your little discovery.

"Snuck in...no one was around..." he told you quietly. Admittedly, you weren't too surprised that a child had managed to sneak on, the crew wasn't always the most observant.

"Are you pirates?" the kid asked, glossy eyes looking at you pleadingly.

"Yeah...yeah we are" you nodded, only causing him to look more afraid. "Relax kid, nobody is going to hurt you" you promised him as you sat down on the ground, legs crossed as you tried to look as unthreatening as possible.

"We left port yesterday, you've been in here the whole time?" you asked and he just nodded.

Sighing, you rubbed your forehead. "My captain will agree to taking you home, I'll speak with him" you assured him, beginning to stand up again.

"No!" the child scrambled towards you, grabbing your sleeve.

"He won't hurt you-" you began to reassure him but were quickly interrupted.

"I don't want to go back, please don't make me go back" he pleaded, looking more afraid of the prospect of going back to port than when he found out you were pirates.

"What about your parents?" you frowned. Surely this kid would want to get back to his family?

"...they're gone" the boy whispered, releasing your sleeve, gaze dropping to the wooden floor.

"...alright, I'm sorry" you sighed, sitting down properly again. "What's your name?" you asked gently.

"Michael" he sniffled.

"Stay here, okay Michael? I'll be back really quick" he looked at you for a moment, like he was trying to decide if you were trustworthy, before nodding.

You gave him, what you hoped was a, comforting smile before standing and leaving the storeroom. Muttering 'oh my god' to yourself, you rushed up onto the deck to find the man you were looking for.

You found Izzy scolding Black Pete about knots or something, you didn't really care, just needing him to follow you. "Izzy, a word, please?"

"You alright?" he frowned at you, instantly noticing the panic and concern on your face.

"It's just really important" you didn't even look at Pete, grabbing Izzy by the cuff of his sleeve and dragging him away.

He complained and asked what the hell was going on as you pulled him down into the ship and towards the storeroom.

"There's something in the storeroom" you told him cryptically once you reached the door.

"Shit. Rats?" Izzy sighed, rubbing his face, frustration clear on his face.

"No...worse...much more complicated" you shook your head.

"Just tell me what it is" he huffed. In his defence, he would never correctly guess what was hiding behind that door.

"Better if I show you, just...don't overreact, okay?" you looked at him pleadingly, making him more concerned, before you pushed him inside.

Closing the door behind you, you pushed a barrel in front of the door so nobody could come in behind you.

Izzy glanced around the room, seeing that everything was in place and there was no evidence of rats. He frowned, turning back to question you.

You held a hand up to silence his question before calling out gently, "Michael, you can come out."

Izzy turned around again just in time to see a kid nervously popping out from their hiding spot. "What the fuck?" he words spilled from him before he even processed them. Because, and he'll repeat, what the fuck?

"Language" you chastised. "He said he snuck on when nobody was around. I said Stede would take him back but he doesn't want to go" you explained briefly.

"And what do you want me to do?" Izzy looked at you, just as lost as you were. Why didn't you go and get Stede, what did you expect Izzy to do about this?

"Well I don't know what to do, you're the first mate!" you reminded him. Stowaways probably fell under his list of responsibilities rather than yours.

That's fair, Izzy nodded, taking a breath. "We should just tell the captains, let them decide what to do" it was just a kid, Stede and Edward would be fair. Neither of you doubted that. Plus, Izzy really didn't want this responsibility.

"...you're right" you sighed, finally turning your attention back to the nervous child. "Alright, Michael. This is Izzy Hands, our first mate. I promise nobody is going to hurt you or anything, but we need to introduce you to our captains, okay?" you asked with a smile.

"...okay" Michael nodded, seeming to trust you to some extent at least.

Izzy moved the barrel out of the way and opened the door, letting the two of you step out first. Michael was by your side in an instant, clutching your hand like a life line.

You flashed him a reassuring smile before heading towards the captain's quarters. You and Izzy certainly got some strange looks as you crossed the deck with a child shyly clinging to your arm.

The captains were definitely surprised by the discovery and, as you had expected, Stede had offered to take him home. Only for Michael to break down in tears, pleading to be allowed to stay, promising to be a great pirate, just please don't take him back there.

Edward's expression had hardened, promising not to take the kid back to that port. The two captains ended up bickering about what to do with the child before deciding that...he would just have to stay on the ship until they came up with a better plan.

The boy looked terrified at the notion of returning and they just couldn't bring themselves to do that to him.

Izzy had scoffed, rightfully reminding them that a pirate ship was no place for a child. He had joined a life of piracy young but still older than this boy. He was too young. He might have been right but nobody had any better ideas.

So, here you all where. Pirates and babysitters.

Izzy grumbled to himself, sat at the rigging as he retied the knots, complaining about how useless Bonnet's crew truly was. He had been so distracted him his angry muttering that he hadn't heard anyone approaching.

"Uh...Mister Hands?" Michael's quiet voice interrupted the task, making the first make look towards him.

The kid looked nervous, like he was unsure whether he should be talking to him or not. Technically, Michael had spent more time with Izzy than most of the crew but that was mostly because Michael clung to you and you spent most of your time with Izzy.

"Just call me Izzy, kid" he sighed, finishing with the knot he was working on.

"Okay" Michael perked up a little, confidence growing. "Do you think you could teach me some...piratey things?" he asked, causing Izzy to just look at him, a little confused by the request. "Y/n keeps telling me about how you're the best pirate on the ship, on the whole seven seas! I'm a pirate now and I want to learn from the best!" he explained, bouncing on his feet with excitement.

"Christ, kid. You want some advice?" Izzy asked, a little amused. Michael nodded eagerly. "Not all stories are to be taken literally" he told him, the corner of his mouth twitching up slightly.

"So...you're not the best?" Michael frowned, his head tilting to the side.

Izzy actually chuckled a little at that before asking, "what do you want to learn, kid?"

"Oh! How to fight!" Michael's excitement instantly returned, taking up a dramatic sword fighting stance.

The first mate huffed a small laugh. "I think you can wait a little for that. Y/n would kill me if I gave you a blade" he commented, shaking his head. "Piracy isn't all about fighting, it's about running a ship. Gotta know your knots" he shrugged.

"...there's more than one knot?" the kid asked, face scrunching up.

"More than ten" Izzy mused, almost fond of how the kid's eyes widened.

"Will you teach me?" now, Izzy certainly wasn't expecting that. Even the so called adult pirates on this ship didn't want to learn how to tie knots properly, but this kid apparently did.

"Sure, sit down" Izzy nodded, already untying one of the knots he had done to show him how to do it.

A knock on the cabin door roused you and Izzy from your peaceful rest. Izzy grumbled to himself, something about 'what do those twats want now?'

You just sighed before calling out, "what's up?" through the door.

"Uh, it's me. Frenchie. Got Michael here" the bard called back, you could imagine him shifting nervously, not sure what to do.

At that, Izzy sat up. You weren't sure if it was just to give you room to get off the the cot or if the comment had concerned him in some way. You climbed out of bed with a frown, quickly padding over to the door and opening it.

"Found him wandering about, said he was looking for you" Frenchie explained, gesturing down to the boy.

Looking down, you saw Michael nervously clutching at Frenchie's pant leg. Seemingly shaken up by something, eyes red like he had been crying.

"You alright, Mikey?" you asked, kneeling down to better match his height.

The child instantly stepped away from Frenchie and towards you. "Bad dreams" he mumbled, hanging his head.

"Alright...you wanna come in?" you assumed he had asked for you, which was why Frenchie brought him here. Then again, the crew might be more inclined to bring him to you when there was a problem because he seemed to become so attached to you.

He nodded, sniffling quietly.

"Thanks Frenchie" you stood again, giving the bard an appreciative smile.

"S'alright. Just make sure Izzy didn't scare him even more, yeah?" Frenchie half-joked. To be fair to the prickly first mate, he had been surprisingly...decent towards the new child aboard. They didn't even know Izzy could be so patient.

"Fuck off!" Izzy shouted from his position back on the cot.

"Language!" you and Frenchie shouted back in unison. Poor kid is going to have a pretty broad vocabulary after his little venture with your crew.

Frenchie gave you a nod and a smile, wishing you a goodnight before leaving. Placing a hand on Michael's shoulder, you guided him into the cabin and closed the door behind you.

"Is it alright if Michael hangs out here for a bit, Iz? He had a bad dream" you asked rhetorically, obvious Izzy had already heard all of that and you were sure he wouldn't turn the child away, no matter how cold hearted he wanted some people to think he was.

"Yeah, whatever" Izzy shrugged, waving his hand vaguely as if to welcome him into the room.

You sat on the cot, leaving enough room for Michael to climb up and scramble between the two of you.

"Pirates shouldn't have bad dreams" Michael sniffed, making your chest ache.

"Now, that simply isn't true" you chastised gently. So young and already getting harmful ideas.

"It's not?" Michael asked, looking up at you with wide, glossy eyes.

"We all have bad dreams, kid. Pirates more than most" Izzy agreed with another shrug.

"You too?" now the boy was looking up at him with those wide eyes. Vulnerable and innocent. Izzy didn't want him to turn out like him, he was a good kid.

"Sometimes" Izzy nodded. "Y/n is really good at handling them, though" he assured the young boy, glancing over at you.

"Really?" he looked so hopeful, that he might find comfort in the two of you. You wondered how long it had been since somebody had been there to comfort him after a bad dream.

"I try my best" you smiled reassuringly, combing your fingers through his hair. "Wanna talk about the dream?" you asked.

That night, you and Izzy learnt all about what Michael had stowed away on a random ship. How he had escaped the 'mean people' he had been placed with after the death of his parents. It sounded like he had only been with them for a few months but it had been long enough for him to know that he had to run away, you supposed he was just lucky that he stumbled onto the Revenge.

After recalling his dream and having you dry his fresh tears, Michael eventually managed to fall asleep, clinging onto Izzy's arm.

"He's worse than you" Izzy huffed, pretending to be annoyed by the clingy child.

"But not as bad as you" you teased, earning a small smile from the tired first hand.

"He really likes you" Izzy observed, shifting slightly to get more comfortable without waking the boy.

"He likes you too, obviously" you laughed quietly, nodding to the way Michael buried his face in his arm.

"Don't know how to interact with kids" Izzy confessed as you settled down on the other side of the child.

"You're doing just fine. Admittedly, better than I thought you would. I think he likes that you don't talk down to him too much" you hummed.

There was a moment of silence, you were just beginning to feel sleep returning to you when Izzy spoke again. "...what are we going to do with him?"

"I don't know, Iz...I don't know..."

The Revenge was docked at a port, not one you were very familiar with but it appeared fairly popular. You had decided to take Michael out with you for the day, thinking that he deserved to wander about on land for a while and that it might be good for him.

You had stopped at a stall, making a purchase. Michael had been right by your side, looking around all wide eyed and excited to be seeing new places. However, as you pocketed your purchase and turned around, Michael was nowhere in sight.

Instantly, panic swirled in your stomach, bile rising in your throat. It could have been described as the type of fear only a parent could feel.

You wasted no time, searching the market, searching for the young boy, calling out his name but getting no respond. Concluding that he must have wandered away from the market, you began exploring the twisting alleyways near by in search for him. It was becoming difficult to breath, you could hear your heart beating in your ears.

Somehow, the sound of some sort of scuffle caught your attention, and you immediately hurried towards the sound.

Flying around a corner, you froze when you saw Izzy pinning a man up against a wall with a knife to his throat. Behind the first mate stood Michael, one hand clutching the back of his waistcoat.

"Get the fuck outta here" Izzy ordered lowly, releasing the man. He wasn't going to kill him in front of the kid, even in his anger he knew better than that. "Didn't you hear me, fuck off" he snapped when the man didn't move, prompting him to scamper off and out of sight.

Izzy tucked his knife away before turning to face Michael. "Are you alright? He didn't hurt you did he?" he asked, crouching down to match his height.

Michael just shook his head, sniffling. "Good" Izzy nodded. You were about to step in, make yourself known, figuring that Izzy wouldn't know what to do with a crying child. Hell, you barely knew what to do.

"You're alright now, Son. Wouldn't let anything happen to you, would I? I am the best pirate on the seven seas after all" Izzy reassured him, putting a smile on both yours and Michael's face. "And when we get back to the ship, I'll train you to protect yourself, just in case somebody else isn't around. How do you like the sound of that?" he asked.

Michael perked up a lot at that, having been pleading with Izzy to teach him how to fight like a pirate.

"Alright. No more need for tears, it's all over now" Izzy comforted the child, using the cuff of his sleeve to wipe away the fresh tears from his chubby cheeks.

Izzy flinched a little, surprised, when Michael threw his arms around his neck. The man relaxed, letting out a sigh as he returned the boy's embrace. He muttered something to the child before standing, lifting Michael with him, holding him in his arms.

"Izzy" you finally announced yourself, Izzy turning to you and Michael lifting his head from his shoulder to look at you. "God, Mikey, I'm so glad you're alright" you sighed, relieved, as you hurried towards the pair.

"Saw him run off when you were at that stall, thought I should keep an eye on him" Izzy told you, adjusting the scrawny boy in his hold.

"You can't just run off like that, Mikey. It's dangerous, okay?" you didn't sound angry with him, because you weren't, just concerned as you ran your fingers through his hair.

Michael just nodded and apologised, promising never to do that again. You just tucked his growing hair behind his ear, certain that he had already learnt his lesson.

Izzy stood up on the quarterdeck, a common thing for him to do, but things had felt different lately. Almost as if he was filled with a renewed purpose, he couldn't quite put his finger on it though.

"Alright, Dizzy Izzy. What did you do with it?" Lucius questioned accusingly, storming right up to the first mate.

"What the fuck do you think I've done?" Izzy snarled back. True, he had been in higher moods lately, but he didn't like being accused of things he didn't do.

"My wooden finger! Where is it?" he asked angrily.

Izzy just sighed before glancing around, shaking his head when he caught a glimpse of Michael ducking behind a barrel. "Michael" he called sternly, but he didn't sound angry in the slightest.

With a defeated expression and slumped shoulders, Michael came out of his hiding place and dragged his feet across the quarterdeck.

"Give it back" Izzy demanded, holding his hand out to the small boy.

Michael huffed as he dug something out of his pocket, placing the familiar piece of wood work in Izzy's hand.

Izzy laughed a little to himself before turning back to the bewildered scribe. "Been teaching him to pickpocket" was the first mate's only explanation.

"...it was my finger..." Lucius frowned, wondering when the kid could have snatched it from him without him even noticing.

"Then he must be getting pretty good at it" Izzy shrugged, "now fuck off."

"Good job" Izzy grinned, clasping his hand over the boy's shoulder proudly, "but, son?"

"Yeah, Izzy?" Michael looked up at him with shiny, adoring eyes. Looking at him in that way that always scared Izzy a little bit, in that way that felt like too much responsibility.

"Next time, steal something valuable" he advised fondly.

"Yes, sir!" the boy saluted dramatically, a beaming smile on his face.

"Now, go and help Black Pete with that knot, he's just done it wrong for the third time" Izzy watched with a smile he wasn't even aware of, his chest swelling with pride, as Michael excitedly ran off to help the pirate.

"Now, this is something I never thought I'd see" Edward's voice almost made Izzy jump, he might have if he wasn't so used to the other man seemingly just appearing out of thin air, "never actually thought about it, to be honest."

"What are you talking about, Edward?" Izzy asked with a sigh, pretty sure he knew where this was going.

"Michael. That you're kind of a father now, mate" his captain shrugged as if it meant nothing, as if it was a simple fact, the obvious.

"Fuck off. I'm not his father" Izzy protested. He wasn't the kid's father, but it wasn't like he was going to let him get himself killed. So yeah, he taught him some things, let him stay with the two of you when the nightmares got bad, told him (more child friendly) stories of his time as a pirate, bought him that stupid bandanna that apparently made him look like a 'real pirate'. He wasn't a father, could never be one, would mess a kid up like he does everything else.

"No but he likes you well enough. God knows why" Edward teased, elbowing the shorter man in the ribs.

"Fuck off."

"If it means anything, you're doing a good job. The pair of you" his tone had turned more sincere now as he watched you cross the deck, ruffling the young boy's hair as he and Pete showed you their handiwork.

"Yeah...yeah, guess we're doing alright" Izzy agreed. He couldn't argue with that. You were great with the kid and he didn't feel completely lost with him when you were there.

"So...is the kid staying on the ship? The crew has kinda taking a liking to him, he's like a little mascot or something" Edward asked, genuinely curious.

"A pirate ship is dangerous for a child. It's dangerous for anyone" Izzy reminded him. Honestly, it was a question he hadn't come up with an answer for yet.

Of course, Edward had already heard that before. Stede had already given him the lecture about how it's not safe for a child, only going on to contradict himself of course when he mourned the possible goodbye of the child. Just think of where he could end up without all of you to guide him!

"Yeah but we all know you won't drop him off at some orphanage or workhouse" Edward pointed out, that would just be cruel. He was right, Izzy felt a little nauseous at the mere suggestion.

"We'll figure something out" Izzy promised with a decisive nod.

"Don't rush or anything, quite like the little guy. Quite like being uncle Ed" Blackbeard, or Uncle Ed, grinned, clasping Izzy's shoulder proudly. Much like he had done earlier with the young boy.

"Alright, that's enough" Izzy huffed, pushing his hand off of his shoulder. Edward just laughed at the flustered expression on his first mate's face before walking off.

It was around lunchtime. Izzy only realised because you had sat Michael down on the deck with a roll and some water. It felt like somebody was grasping at his heart when the two of you spotted him up on the quarterdeck, both of you giving him bright smiles and waves. Before he even realised his feet were moving, Izzy was moving down the steps to join you for something to eat.

#izzy hands x reader #ofmd #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #our flag means death

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swampstew · 1 year

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Oh shit I can make requests outside from the event? Oh golly okay uh first HAPPY 200 CONGRATS!! You deserve each and everyone of them and more because I'm sure those 200 people are so happy to your blog name on their notifications like I am

But yeah um 👉🏽👈🏽 am in love with your Kid and I want to see more of him so if you like the SOUND of this feel free to give it a try, you know how Kid's like is music? Usually this lead to uh metal band Kid pirates? Yeah cool I love it BUT Kid with a partner with Auralism(me. It's me I have an auralism kink) but just imagine the possibilities!

(I am so high while writing this so sorry if it was rambly lmao)

Hiii @sluttyseaslug ~ thank you so much, that's so sweet to say<3<3<3 I'm in love with him too<3 also I see what you did there, lmao. I am high writing this so I hope I hit those notes you were listening for, or else Kid says I'm in treble (jfc i'm so sorry) :)

WC: 686. Spicy - M!n0rs DNI YOU WILL BE BLOCKED, A Kid Pirate metal concert, Kid being a little shit, CW: suggestive, auralism.

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You never thought you would ever see the sight before you and yet here you were, standing in the crowd of your crewmates as you all watched your Captain, Vice-Captain, and a handful of pirates performing a show on the deck of the Victoria Punk.

You knew that Killer played drums. You knew that Kid liked to listen to music but you never knew he liked to sing too! And damn did he sing.

Belting out lyrics song after song made you feel like time had stopped entirely. An alternate reality where all there was, was him singing. His voice was jaggy, rough, like metal screeching when it was attracted to his body and molded around him on his whims; it made your blood rush, your heart race, and your brain reduce to goo.

They queued up the next song and Kid's bright, golden eyes found yours in the crowd. You offer him an excited smile and thumbs up and he winked at you!

"Oh fuck," you whisper to yourself, suddenly feeling hot and bothered. Your pants now suddenly feeling restrictive and...damp.

Here I lay Still and breathless Just like always Still, I want some more

Time was an illusion, Kid was hardly moving and yet you felt like he was everywhere all at once: on the stage, right in front of you, behind you and surrounding you as if he was singling you out with his performance. Was he? He had a mischievous look in his eyes, that bastard.

You adjusted your clothes and posture, cheeks blushing as you try to play it cool. His voice and the music were absolutely not making you aroused. Not in the middle of all your friends and crewmates. He winked at you again. Suddenly, you're too hot. Spreading from below and engulfing you.

How did he sound husky and angelic at the same time? The way his voice fluidly transitioned from breathy, raspy to sounding almost otherworldly. Was he really a punk rock sex god? A deity of sound sent to...you shake the thought. This isn't about me, you mutter to yourself. Trying to shake the horniness from your system.

Let the whole world look in Who cares who sees what tonight? Roll these misty windows Down to catch my breath and then Go and go and go just Drive me home and back again

The way the music flowed with striking notes and mellow tones, the sudden intrusion of high, sharp chords making your breath hitch, throat dry as a desert. The way he wailed the chorus vocals had you grabbing at your neck, trying to ground yourself. Desperately trying to stay in control of your emotions, your whoremones, and losing miserably. Was your Captain always this hot?

His eyes met yours again, and this time he licked his lips and then his upper teeth as he eyed you up and down. A leer suddenly on his face and your face is burning. Dumbly swiveling your head around to see if anyone else was seeing this or maybe he was eye fucking and teasing someone else? Nope, its just for you, cool cool cool cool cool.

Don't let me Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Take me to the edge

Each go making your sex pulse and chest heave. He barely whispers the last lyric as he begins headbanging to the heavy guitars and rushed melody, making your adrenaline rush.

He leaps down from the stage as the instrumentals fade out and he struts right up to you, placing a large, hot hand on your shoulder. A shit-eating grin on his face as he takes in your flushed reaction. He knows, that bastard knows.

"You down to fuck?" Not letting your flustered and "civilian-caught-in-his-direct-path" reaction stop him, he throws you over his shoulder and marches to his cabin. Dropping you down on the bed, grin still on his handsome, asshole face.

"Yeah or?"

"Yeah," you pout, arms crossed over your still rapidly beating chest. He laughed at you, stepping back to strip off his clothes. You forgot he wasn't a gracious or kind god.

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marksbear · 1 year

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Hello! I was thinking could you do vampire male reader who is also very rich x izzy hands. Since there are not of male yn or trans male yn x izzy hands🥲🥲. So the revenge were getting hunt down by the navy or it can just be another pirate or something else it's actually up to you. so they need to find a place to hide for at least a month or so. They were quite desperate and izzy at first he's just gonna keep quiet but, the crew at this point they were just shouting and paniking and don't know what to do so izzy suggest to go to his "FRIEND" 's house . At first they thought it would be some kind of creepy barbaric pirate village full of dangerous people.

However at this point no one cares anymore so izzy tells the location. When they arrive they were shock because in front of them is a huge mansion by the sea. Even tho they are still shock they follow izzy inside and there they were greeted by yn with a big smile on his face when he see izzy( yn has a pale skin due to vampirism with the reader eyes color hair color) . They were even shocker when yn kiss izzy cheak. Izzy just got red, brush it off and said that they are just friends however Black beard glare at yn with an unpleasing look on his face. Yn welcome them and inside and after explaining the situation, they just kinda chill around the mansion asking question of how izzy met yn ( yn said that he met izzy when he is in the navy which is a lie)(izzy is actually a sacrifice for yn because izzy's old village thinks that yn is a god and give izzy to yn so yn can bless them with luck, rain, wealth etc.) and how they got together. At the end of the day they all went to bed. But edward and lucius were curious of yn. How did yn even care to look or even took interest in izzy due to that they met when izzy is just a navy, why is yn skin so pale like he's sick or sth. Ed and lucius bump into eachother and decided to go look around the place. Then they see someone. Y/N bitting on izzy's hand with his sharp fang gently drinking the blood that comes out ,asking why havn't izzy wrote anything to him, kissing him , and cuddling izzy. Then when ed and lucius is about to leave or well escape cuse yn is not normal and seem to be a creature stede used talk about. A blood sucking monster aka vampire. They both made eye contact with yn. While being frighten to the spine. Yn raise his finger to his mouth and make a silence hand gesture.

Ofc. You don't have to do it cus it would probably be really long . Anyways thank-you🥰

Yeah I got this BUT it's probably gonna miss a few details since it's a lot to fit into one story! WARNINGS! Vampire reader, FTM READER, Talks about sacrifice, Mentions of God. Powers

Izzy hands x Ftm vampire reader

The revenge was on the run. Stede had somehow angered five different pirate ships and now it's chaos on the ship. Everyone on board trying to figure out ideas trying to live another day.

"WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Frenchie screams while running around on the front deck. Wee John silently agrees with Frenchie's comment and that single comment started even more chaos on the ship. The two captains argue with one another while scrambling across the ship trying to defuse the chaos so they can both try to get out of this situation.

Lucius and Black Pete spots their distant first mate mumbling something under his breath. The pair assumes its insults so Lucius pipes up "What are you doing first mate dizzy?" The deck becomes silent with only a few giggles that can be heard. "Yeah iggy, did you have something to say?" Black Pete says with a smirk.

The first mate grumbles something from under his breath and repeats what he said "I said I have a friend we can stay at for a few months..." His voice became softer after he said the friend part and also his cheeks became a small shade of pink that no one noticed. The crew starts to celebrate and Izzy tells buttons were to go to the "friend" house.

It only took a few hours to get there, but once they reached land Izzy stopped them. "Alright hold." He turns around and looks over the crew to see if they look good enough. Once he decides that they look decent the only person who had to leave something was buttons and he had to leave the bird.

"Okay you cunts better be on your best behavior! No foolin around okay!"Izzy shouts at the crew. The crew agrees and they get back to walking. Once Izzy sees the huge mansion he shouts "Were here!" Izzy rolls his eyes at all of the gasp and whispers.

They all walk up to the house and Izzy knocks the door two quiet knocks and one loud one. The crew all looked among themselves when they heard the strange sequence. Their heads snap forward as the door opens with a small gasp they heard from outside the door.

"YOU CAME!!! You finally came back Israel!!" All of the crew looks confused at the stranger that skips towards their first mate and wraps their arms around the first mate's shoulders. Ed and Stede change their sights on the stranger and towards izzy who has a small smile on his face and a faint blush.

Stede turns his vision back at the stranger and looks at what he's wearing. He lets out a gasp when he sees the stranger's pale skin,long white fingernails, and weird in-human eyes. The stranger is wearing silk black pants with a rich robe but it's untied and loose on his shoulders and he takes note of the stranger's chest that has scars under both pecs. And he decided to ask later.

"Hello izzy" The stranger says to Izzy with the biggest smile on his face and the stranger places a kiss to Izzy check right on the tattoo and Izzy face becomes a deep red. Izzy whispers into something into the stranger's ear while he ties the stranger robe so the crew can stop gawking at him.

The stranger turns around and faces the crew with a small smile. " I am Y/n l/n, you all are in my care it's a pleasure to meet all of Izzy's crew he tells me that y'all are in danger so please" Y/n signals them to follow inside and they all do "Please don't touch anything!" Y/n shouts sincerely. Y/n gives them a tour of the house and tells his maids to get their things sorted. And tells some of the chefs to prepare a feast for his guest.

Once everything was done they all went into the dinning table and took their seats. Some of the crew were surprised that some of the maids would bow their heads at Izzy and some even called him "Master Hands" and Izzy would just wave them off.

"So how did ya meet?" Edward says looking at you and Izzy sitting right next to each other having each other yall's own conversation. "We met in the navy" the lie just slides off of y/n tongue and Izzy side eyes him knowing that he just lied but decides to not say anything. Y/n goes on about how he met Izzy in more detail and that seems to please the crew.

"If i may ask how'd you get the scars?" Stede interrupts Y/n story and causes Izzy to snarl at Stede and opens his mouth to defend Y/n but Y/n raises his hand to izzy to stop him from stabbing Stede. "It's nothing really. In the navy i was in a life or death situation and I had to get something out. So I did and got these scars from it" Y/n says with a smile. In his defense it wasn't a full lie. He was going insane from being a woman so he decided to get them removed. His father was supportive of him and decided to help with the removal.

Ed was sending death glares at you and it was obvious you saw them and smirked. So Y/n used one of his powers to speak into Ed's mind taunting him that he'll lose Izzy to you forever. And that made him do an outburst yelling at y/n calling him the devil. Which caused him to smirk but hide it and act like he was hurt from his words and yelled at everyone that the "dinner was off go into your rooms!" And grabbed izzy hand taking them upstairs.

TIMESKIP EVERYONE SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEP

Izzy And Y/n was in their shared room together with scented canals that lit the room so it looks warm and fancy. The pair was on the couch discussing what happened with their lives to the other while they were apart. "Does that idiot of a village still believe that you're a god?" Izzy asked while caressing Y/n naked chest. The question makes Y/n giggle and nods "yes my love, be thankful that my followers brought you to me as a meal. If not we wouldn't be like this now" Y/n answers with kissing izzy on the neck. "May I love?" Y/n looks at Izzy for permission. "It's been way too long without your sweet taste my boy." Y/n licks Izzy's neck but whines when he gets pushed away. "No neck today my god, you can do my hand instead." Y/n lets out a silent pout but doesn't argue and takes Izzy's hand and kisses and licks the vein and sinks his fangs into the flesh. The taste of his mate's blood makes him moan and sucks more. He pauses for a minute and looks back up at Izzy "Have you been getting my letters? Why haven't you written back? Wh-" Y/n gets cut off "Stop being a twat and just eat, we'll talk about this later." Izzy huffs. Y/n silently agrees and gets back into his meal. After a couple of more seconds Y/n eyes shoot up at the door frame and see Blackbeard and Lucios standing there with their mouth wide open looking terrified. Y/n hand signals them to be quiet and speaks threats into the pair's mind. Y/n eyes glow at them and use his power to slam the door shut.

Y/n lets go of Izzy hand and looks at him with a bloody smile "im so glad you came back to your god."

#our flag means death #izzy hands x reader #izzy hands x male reader #x male reader #x vampire male reader #the bear club #ofmd izzy hands

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veivie · 1 year

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Really want to make a crossover between LCF and one Piece.

Like- imagine, Cale as Shanks (adopted) son?

Shanks (18 yo) and the red hair pirates find Cale when they're in West blue (shanks said that he's from West blue)

They're really clueless about what to do to a baby- fortunately, they already have Yasopp (Yasopp want become a father in a long time, so he know exactly what to do.)

Cale, being a genius dense bastard he is. Play along being a baby. Actually, Shanks kinda irritated him, Shanks really didn't know what to do to children.

Among red hair pirates, Cale really like Benn. Benn really was mature, and quite. That's why he really get along with Benn.

Cale's first word is 'Benn'. Yes, as you expect, Shanks was sulk for a whole weeks because of that.

Benn was smirking. Serve his captain right, that's what he got for being too noise.

When Cale was 7, Shanks made a decision to 'temporary' 'give' Cale to Mihawk. Since his pirate's career become more and more dangerous, he can't make Cale stay on board. What if something happen to Cale? He can't let that happen.

So yeah, he just drop Cale to Mihawk. Mihawk has his own island anyways, so his baby can be safe, right?

To say Mihawk is pissed was underestimate. He was ready to challenge Shanks in death sparing.

How he's not? When he woke up suddenly there's a 7 years old boy in his house? The boy just staring at him and said.

"Hello. My useless father said that's I'll be staying here, for God know until when."

Mihawk was speechless. "Who's your father?"

"Shanks. Yup. The man with the same red hair as mine."

"That's bastard."

"I know right? He actually can just leave me anywhere. I can leave if you want."

Ofc Mihawk can just send a fricking 7 years old child by his own, right? He's a responsible adult after all. Mihawk then sigh.

"What's your name?

"Cale."

"Alright. Does your father said anything else?"

"No, he just say that I'll stay here. Oh, he want me to give it to you." Cale give Mihawk a letter from Shanks.

Mihawk then read the letter.

Heya, Hawkeye~ can you look out for my son for awhile? As you know, I'm become more famous now. Yes I know, I'm fabulous after all! You don't have to do anything about Cale. He really a quite child, he like to read! He also really cute! I'm still don't understand how my cute little son become more close to Benn than me :( when he's still a baby he was so close to me, he always want me to carry him! Now he become behave like Benn! I miss my little guy:(

Anyways! Can you also train him a little? I want him can defend himself. Your know how crazy this world don't you hawkeye?

Please take care of Cale!

With love, your bestest friend

Shanks

Mihawk destroy that letter. The audacity of this bastard-!

Mihawk sigh, he really want kill Shanks. The black hair man look at the child who silently stare at him.

"Your father want me to train you."

Mihawk studying how the cold face become fill with frown. Ho, that's interesting.

"Thank you. But you don't have to."

"You need to defend yourself."

"I can manage." Mihawk raise his eyebrow.

"A 7 years old boy?"

Cale silent. He can said anything to that.

Ah, this is annoying- but what else Cale can do?

"Yes, thanks you."

"Good. I'll train you really hard."

"Please don't do that-"

"Why?"

"I just want to be a slacker-"

"You still need to defend yourself, no?"

"Fuck."

"Language, young man." Well, Mihawk guess it'll be fine. As long as the child not to loud like Shanks they'll get along.

And yes, they're get along pretty well, since Cale and Mihawk both was a man with a few word- they will just sit together and read, sometime they're talking about what happened around the world.

It's kinda comfortable for both of them-

When Cale was 15 yo, he stare at Mihawk who sit on he comfortable couch with a glass of wine. Cale point at the glass.

"Can I have that?" Mihawk raised his eyebrow before shaking his head.

"No, you're underage."

"We're a pirate anyways."

"Oh- you got a point on that- just one glass."

"Alright." Since that day, they're always sharing wine together.

Yup. Good enough

#lout of count’s family #trash of the count's family #lcf #cale henituse #tcf #one piece #hawkeye mihawk #red hair pirates

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 2 months

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i know merman!suguru is like the hot topic for now (as he should because omg . i think we’ve all seen that fanart and thought ‘ah yes. i’d drop myself into the waters like gojo too if i met this beauty’) but like…. what about pirate!suguru……

i have a feeling that he would look SO SO good as a pirate. but then again it’s pretty unfair??? how suguru works with all the different types and styles of aus???….. i actually think that whatever role you’d give him (merman, knight, pirate, idk even a cat etc) would eventually end up working just as nicely. and the way he nails such roles too? absolutely insane. and incredible. istg doesn’t matter in what universe you put him in, it would ALWAYS work up!!! atp i’m convinced he would look good even if he had a normal job as a cashier or a salaryman…………

PIRATE!SUGUUU OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD ANON YOU GUYS CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME 😭😭😭

no because you’re so RIGHT, sugu is so versatile that he really fits so well no matter where you put him?? “idk even a cat” PHDNDB YEAH HE’S JUST…. he’s our talented wife!!! he has it all!!!!!

pirate!sugu…… i wish i had more to say anon but now that i think about it i don’t know anything about pirates 😭😭😭 my knowledge comes exclusively from tloz BUT i do know for a fact that he would be the captain and he’d be sexy as fuck. assertive and respectful and clever. a lil mischievous too…… i need him i fear. (what if… pirate!sugu/merman!reader 👀👀….)

okay but salaryman sugu and cashier sugu are BOTH so great …… one of my favorite flavours of sugu happens to be barista sugu <33 our working man !!!! he’s going through the horrors of retail but he’s thriving. getting tips bc he flirts with his customers (but he does it very subtly)… idk i just feel like he would notice you studying there and get a lil worried over how much caffeine you consume 😭😭 just kinda watches you work when he’s bored and sometimes it’s just the two of you in the café and he thinks it’s cozy :33 maybe starts doodling a little on your coffee cups and no one else’s, hoping it’ll cheer you up… 🥺🥺 smth like a little kitty cat saying work hard !! or do your best !! and he gets so giddy when he sees you smile from where he’s standing behind the counter…… T_T and as you start exchanging greetings and making small talk more often he eventually suggests that you buy a nice herbal tea or hot choco instead of the copious amounts of black coffee you drink PHDJDHD (toooootally not self-indulgent btw … wdym ……) just !! sugu being a worried sweetie :(( you’re his favorite customer !!!

i’m also imagining reader getting approached by a creep or maybe walking into the café because they’re being followed by one and they’re just so scared :(( and sugu notices instantly. does the barista thing where he hands them their coffee directly and makes sure to ask them in a whisper if the guy over at the other table is bothering them……. and then he intimidates the fuck out of said creep and demands that he leaves. gives you a sweet drink on the house to ease your nerves and even tells you to stay until his shift ends so he can walk you to the bus stop :((( he’s the ideal man idc!!!!! just so respectful and caring and protective.

so as u can tell i got carried away (added barista!sugu to the wip list 😞😞 save me from this agony) BUT ANON PIRATE!SUGU IS ALSO SO BIGBRAINED don’t hesitate to send in any thoughts u have on the topic …. now i’m gonna go daydream abt barista sugu while making my chai latte <33

#im also thinking abt #barista sugu and reader dating #and he alwayssss brings them their drink of choice #to the point where he starts smelling like it #and when u eventually move in together he makes u coffee every morning w cute latte art T_T #i need him so bad.#these sugu anons are feeding me hand to mouth im so grateful #love u all <33 mwah mwah #ask tag ✩

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soullistrations · 7 months

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some thoughts about usopp (and kaya, but mostly usopp):

so with nami we get this character that's pretty obviously obfuscating who she is and putting on a poker face, but i love that with usopp we get another example of a character who is putting on a front, but in a totally different way. i am so FASCINATED by usopp and i cannot WAIT for them to dive into his character more. he's like, the archetype of a guy who's had a hard life putting up a silly front--except everyone who knows him knows that he's lying most of the time. they know that he's just some orphan who runs through the town screaming about pirates every day, and they just kind of dismiss him out of hand. like, everyone assumes that the boy who cried wolf is just some shitty kid playing pranks, right? (and then at the end he gets eaten by a wolf, serves him right.) (and then at the end usopp runs off with pirates, good riddance.)

but you actually look at the lies he tells, and it's like. oh. i get it. he's not just an orphan, stuck in a shitty job in a town where no one really cares about him. he's a maintenance specialist, he practically runs a shipyard, he's a captain, he fights off monsters all alone, he goes on adventures, there are PIRATES. (and maybe one of the pirates is his dad, but that's neither here nor there.)

and then there's kaya. the entire time they were headed over to her house i was like. are they actually friends or is this someone who just barely tolerates him like everyone else in the town? but then there she was, smiling and hugging him, and then there he was, fighting to get to see her even when her staff was trying to keep him out, because they come from completely different places, but they understand and care about each other in a way that no one else in the town does. god, that scene that was cutting back and forth between them as they each explained how they had to be there for the other when they lost their parents--it was everything. and the way that kaya listens to his stories, believes them because just like with usopp they're fun, and they're an escape from her shitty lonely life.

so when reality (and pirates) come banging down both of their doors, shattering usopp's illusions of heroism and kaya's illusions of safety and being cared for, it hits that much harder. but then, in the place of those illusions, they're able to build up true versions of the things they've wanted--usopp refuses to run, refuses to leave until kaya's safe. usopp fights a pirate! and kaya finds the people who will actually stand with her in times of danger, and more than that she finds that she is able to stand up and speak for herself as well.

another thing i love is that even when they finish his arc, he doesn't stop telling tall tales. he's usually a three beer guy. he took down those pirates all by himself. he's basically the captain. at this point it feels like a reflex, an attempt to live up to the guy that luffy chose, but also, it just feels like fun. like yeah that's his thing! and his friends like him for it and don't dismiss him out of hand! and he includes them in his tall tales--he doesn't fight the monsters alone anymore! ugh i'm emotional about it

but even still we see him use obvious tales with his friends to deflect from the things he doesn't want to deal with. like. how does usopp actually feel about his dad? i saw his face, even if he quickly covered it up with loud enthusiasm. and, at the very end, that flashback to his mom dying, and then his loud declaration that he was going to be the greatest warrior in the world. is that really his dream? what's going through his head? I want to KNOW

#rebs watches things #usopp la #one piece la #rebamble #okay i'm done for now i think

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barks-hideout · 9 months

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So, I said that someday I’d upload ref sheets for my marvel ocs, but I never guessed that it’d be all at once 💀💀💀

here’s a summary of each (heads up folks, I’m pretty sure I wrote the sequel to The Bible)

Marley Underwood: She’s just a fangirl character I made for Smokey. I like to imagine she runs a blog or something dedicated to her. She likes to hang around the arcade that Cami works at, who is rather fond of the kid.

Captain StinkBomb: He’s an experiment like Rocket, being number 89R14. He snuck off the Higher Evolutionary’s ship and fled to Counter-Earth, where he lived his life as a small farmer in the woods. That was until the guardians showed up and CE blew up. He, obviously, was upset and blamed the guardians for what happened. Now he lives his life as a space pirate until Rocket met him and they became friends.

Chris Caleb/The Brown Recluse: I made a post a few months back with his story and spider suit, but basically, Chris was an orphan bitten by a radioactive brown recluse. Because of the untreated spider bite, he developed gangrene, but because of the mutation, any part of his body that rotted off instantly regenerated. He was adopted by my universe’s Doc Ock and became a superhero, all though, most of the crimes he stops are usually his dad’s.

Dom Lee Cho/The Sun God’s Disciple (hero name is still a WIP, would love better suggestions): I don’t have too much of a story, but basically, Dom was chosen to be next in line as a disciple of Haemosu, which is the Korean Sun God. His father, who was the previous disciple, was murdered by a jealous follower of Haemosu. Dom is hesitant to take the title, insert something about generational trauma and legacy, yeah…it ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Miguél Rodriguez/NightVision: So, Miguél is basically an ex-con who is trying to get his life back together. He gets a job at Crystal Corporations, a tech company trying to change the world as we know it. One day, while cleaning up, Miguél finds mysterious crystal shards in the trash behind the facility and decides to take them back to his apartment so he and his roommate, Archer Dodge, can mess around with them. Realizing that the crystals have powers stored in them, Miguél takes this as a sign to become what he’s always wanted to be, a superhero. He and Archer work together to create NightVision and Miguél becomes a sorta micro celebrity in NY. His boss, a shady businessman named Giovanni, finds this out and coaxes Miguél into working together, making Miguél a poster boy for Crystal Corp. Giovanni, like any shady white guy businessman, is basically stealing Miguél’s hard work and claiming it to be his own, and when Miguél tries to call things off, Giovanni blackmails Miguél into staying with the company through Miguél’s criminal records. Miguél breaks things off and his crimes are exposed (I’m still wondering about the crimes in question) and Giovanni becomes the new “hero.” Looking more into Crystal Corp and its business practices, Miguél realizes that Crystal Corporation is using these crystals for Evil Shit (tm) so now it’s up to Miguél to take down the company, which he does, but Giovanni dies in the process. This leads to Miguél having an opportunity to become the new president of Crystal Corp. He rejects this, however, and gives the title to the Giovanni’s assistant, Sook Lee Cho (who happens to be Dom’s sister omgggg)

CatFish: There isn’t much of a story to CatFish yet, but here’s what I have so far. CatFish, legal name Kenny Campbell, was a kid growing up in the ghettos of Detroit. He lived with his single mom, who was an asshole to him, and never really cared for him, especially when he started questioning his gender identity. Because of this, CatFish would always get involved with gang violence and other legal trouble. This continued until an attack on the US was made from HYDRA, and a 10 year old CatFish was met with Dr. Edward White, who claimed he was part of a rescue team that was trying to help the children in the war. Of course, Kenny was actually experimented on and became the way his is now. While living his life in Project K wasn’t the greatest thing in the world, he’d rather be there under the command of Dr.White rather than go back to his mom, wherever she was. I mean, Dr.White was even nice enough to let Kenny transition, so how bad could he possibly be?

Amar Bucciarati: Born in a small town in Spain, Amar was either always bullied or babied for his blindness. He couldn’t go out without a ball to the face, or a kick to the shin, and he couldn’t stay in without his family trying to coddle him and do everything within their power to “cure” him. He couldn’t stand it. All he wanted, just once, was to be treated like a normal person. When he was 8, his town was attacked by HYDRA, and was left alone in the rubble of his home until Dr.White came to help. He was experimented on and developed telekinetic abilities. With these abilities, Dr.White taught him how to become stronger, and use his skills for spatial awareness to help him see. Since then, Amar has been nothing but loyal to Dr.White, and will always be White’s most faithful soldier.

Dr.Edward White: So, this is the moment you all’ve been waiting for. So, Edward was born in Tennessee as the younger brother to Chris White.

Growing up, Eddie was always an outcast, often being seen as “weird and creepy” compared to the charm of his brother. Home life wasn’t any better, with an abusive father and an exhausted mother, Eddie was always seemed invisible. He found one thing he loved, which was science. He always flourished in school, and was on his way to change the world. He became obsessed with the idea of superheroes, and wanted to,not be them, but make them. This obsession made his family rather…uneasy. Everyday Eddie would always talk about how he wanted to experiment on people, studying the human body and it’s limits, even going so far as to take live animals and “work” on them. This continued all the way up into his adulthood, being a successful geneticist and biologist, while his brother became a famous football player and was married to his wife, Clara, a nurse. On April 12th, 2005, Clara have birth to a beautiful baby girl, which the couple decided to name Camellia Anabelle White, the first name being after the flowers they were so lovingly given to them during their honeymoon in Japan. Eddie couldn’t explain it, but he felt such a deep connection the moment he laid eyes on his niece, one that he knew he wanted to keep. When Camellia, shortened to Cami, was growing up, her and Eddie became inseparable. Eddie would always teach her how the world works and take care of her when babysitters or her parents couldn’t, and would always indulge in listening to whatever his niece was fascinated with at the time.

The two would often visit an open field filled with colorful flowers and waste the day away with bliss until it was time to go home. If he wasn’t by Cami’s side, Eddie was at work. He would continue to conduct his superhero experiments at a little facility called HYDRA. If he wasn’t there, he was posing as a scientist for the government, and feeding the information back to HYDRA. One year, Dr.White got word on the possibility of certain people having a certain chromosome mutation that would grant the person superpowers, these people were known as “Mutants.” When the US found out about their information being sold to other parties, there was talks of war looming over the world. Eddie knew this, and used it as an opportunity to start funding a facility that was designed to continue the education of children in case war was coming, this building was known as Project K. Still hiding as a weasel for HYDRA, Dr.White was assigned a new task, “Make sure the war happens.” He and other scientists would start causing havoc amongst parts of the US, trying to provoke the government into war. Looking at all the people that were affected by the destruction that was being, Dr.White got an idea. “With the new research we’ve gotten on superhuman abilities, why not run experiments on the children of the war?” It sounded insane, ludicrous, but Eddie had an explanation. “People are always hesitant to war, but the children? The children would go out and fight anybody that took away their homes and families without hesitation! As for our opponents? What kind of monsters would they be if they were to hurt such sweet and innocent souls?” As crazy as Eddie was, he was also a genius. This was when Project K became a breeding ground for mutant experiments, where damages would be done, Dr.White would take the children, and run experiments on them. This pattern continued until White was given another idea. What’s stopping him from bringing Cami into the mix? August 19th, 2011, Cami was left at home with a babysitter, staying up late to watch her dad play in the championship game. She wanted to go, but her parents all wanted to keep their daughter out of the presses. Both Cami and her babysitter watched the game, cheering for the girl’s father…until an explosion went off in the center of the field, then another in the crowd, and another, and another, until the cameras shut off and the TV cut to static. Cami, being only 6, didn’t understand what was happening or why her babysitter was making such frantic calls to her parents. She only realized what happened when a tearful Uncle Eddie came home, but her parents didn’t. Eddie took her in to Project K, a few months after the funeral, and ran tests on Cami. The first thing Eddie needed was a blood sample from Cami to look into her DNA for the now known X-Gene. Unfortunately, she wasn’t compatible, not at first. Eddie remembered research he’d done on mutants and called back to a serum that would make people with a recessive X-Gene into a dominant one. He spent weeks perfecting the formula, and finally out Cami under the needle, or needles. He ran test after test on her, putting her body through straining tasks that not even adults could handle (if you’ve seen Deadpool, YOU KNOW)

Finally, Cami gained the ability to control fire, and what a glorious flame it was. Eddie continued getting kids and running tests on them, the facility now more productive than ever with the new serum being used, and started training the children to use their new abilities for combat. This was when he would then send out kids 12+ to their first battles in the now ongoing war, dubbed WWX. This wasn’t enough for Eddie, however, he wanted to aim even higher, and so, started running tests on his top soldier, Cami included, to push them to their genetic limits. These new types of mutants were called “Provectus,” meaning advanced in Latin. With the difference between them and normal mutants being that they now have a new subset of their original powers. This sparked another building called “Provectus Mundi,” or “Advanced World” in English. Where it was Cami and 9 other kids being held as the most dangerous of Dr.White’s army. Eddie and Cami’s relationship would continue to strain until a 15 year old Cami was snooping through old files in her uncle’s lab and found an audio recording of the night where her parents died, the night where Dr.White killed them. Eddie attempted to explain himself, manipulating her into staying quiet, but Cami wasn’t having it. She burned Eddie alive, leaving him disfigured so severely, that he had to replace parts of his body with tech. This lead to Cami wanting nothing to do with her uncle, refusing to listen to him any chance he got. Which, in turn made Eddie upset. In his mind, what he was doing was all out of love. After a mission, it was reported that Cami was MIA and Eddie was LIVID, going off in the rest of his niece’s team. This disappearance caused him to go off the deep end, becoming more violent and aggressive than normal, even at his angriest. He even went as far as to give himself mutant abilities just for a chance of growing strong enough to find Cami. This time period was also when he started research on another concept that had been swimming in the back of his mind since the beginning, the multiverse. He finds Cami in the current MCU timeline and starts building his own machine to successfully travel through the multiverse, finally being able to see his niece again. Of course, this doesn’t necessarily work. With Cami finding her strength and beating the ever loving hell out of Eddie, getting other mutants to slowly take apart the original Project K. Before his last breath, Eddie looked his niece in the eyes and squeaked out his last words

“I love you…so much Camellia…”

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